🎲game-room

[low agate]

You find more jungle

And a few tigers

[quick idol]

W

[burnt wren]

Get the fuck out of that area
For now that tiger jungle is closed

[low agate]

Ok

[burnt wren]

Okay
Second attempt
Make mineshafts
I have enough wood to reinforce at least one mine
And enough resources to go deep

[low agate]

You try to support the caves

It barely works

[burnt wren]

Okay
Abandon that mine for now
Gather enough resources to reinforce it again

[low agate]

More trees

[burnt wren]

Chop em down

[low agate]

Ok

[burnt wren]

Use the stones to make some reinforced stands for the mineshaft

[low agate]

You hear something coming from deep in the mineshaft pit

[burnt wren]

What's it sound like?

Describe the sound

[burnt wren]

Jimbo the gorlock

[low agate]

https://youtu.be/OBqw818mQ1E?si=-NxsWq4885aVDd_5

[tiny wren]

@low agate regarding the population.

[low agate]

Unchanged, you haven't expanded

[burnt wren]

AHHHH HELL NAH
Did I found an ancient monster by accident?

[tiny wren]

I have great agriculture

How come my population hasn't grown

[quick idol]

Jimbo II the king of mines

[low agate]

Not enough space

[burnt wren]

Let's mine deep enough to find the source of the sound

[tiny wren]

I'd like to expand north and make more farms

[low agate]

@quick idol Jimbo wants a rename

[burnt wren]

Jumbo the deep creeper

[low agate]

They don't return...

[burnt wren]

FUCK

[low agate]

Ok

I'll give population counts when the session ends

[burnt wren]

Abandon that one mjne shaft and take everything we mined out of there

[low agate]

Rocks

[burnt wren]

Let's be okay with the Rick's for now
Gotta focus on my village now

[tiny wren]

@low agate Not just a simple expansion, the majority of the population travel North for new lands. (This must have a cooldown)

[burnt wren]

Wanna use stones now to build houses @low agate

[low agate]

Cooldown of 10 minutes

[tiny wren]

I can't make more moves after that?

[low agate]

Maybe 15

[low agate]

Nothing expansion related

[low agate]

Maybe

[quick idol]

Jumbo

[low agate]

He refused

[quick idol]

@burnt wren come up with something

im bad at names

[burnt wren]

Okay
We have stone houses now
Dig a new mine
Start fresh
Need more stones

[burnt wren]

Nilla?

[low agate]

https://youtu.be/OBqw818mQ1E?si=-NxsWq4885aVDd_5

[burnt wren]

Nebula

[tiny wren]

Lame, increase our knowledge in Metallurgy and start mass producing bronze weapons such as spears & swords.

[burnt wren]

Not again

[quick idol]

@low agate that

[low agate]

You get a solid stream of bronze

[burnt wren]

Abndon the mine
Make dig another one

[low agate]

He doesn't like the sound

[quick idol]

@burnt wren come on come up with something!!!!

[low agate]

The mines around your area don't seem safe

[burnt wren]

Memphis

[low agate]

Hell nah

[burnt wren]

Hansha

Nyshi

[burnt wren]

Okay expand to the east to the jungles and try to dig another one

[heavy hornet]

The ancients In my legends called him jatari

[low agate]

The east on the islands?

[tiny wren]

I'd like to start a trade network with people, I wonder what they have to offer to me, I got a massive supply of crops and some bronze tools

[burnt wren]

Wait no I forgot that's hostile there
Okay go west on the mainland

[low agate]

I'll keep Jimbo off the map for now

Too distracting

[tiny wren]

Who are the two of my neighbors

[low agate]

Wdym

[tiny wren]

Those in the savanna biomes

[low agate]

Skillerz, qwas, and jolly has a tiny settlement

[tiny wren]

@low agate I'd like to send my strongest mens to domesticate farm animals and continue hunting.

[low agate]

You get a few deer

[tiny wren]

We have better tools now, geeses won't stand a chance

[heavy hornet]

Guys I got the Igor vinyl

[tiny wren]

How about the Farm animals, we found any?

[low agate]

None

[tiny wren]

Aight gtg

[low agate]

Lemme do a length comparison of Jimbo to that island, because you saw the curled jimbo

[heavy hornet]

Will you return

[tiny wren]

@low agate I'd like to continue my expansion & gathering resources.

[tiny wren]

Prolly

[low agate]

Jimbo length

[low agate]

Cooldown applies to expansion rn, but you get resources

[heavy hornet]

can we have a whole map comparison cause idk where that is

[burnt wren]

Bro

[burnt wren]

Can you expand south?
I need my mines

[low agate]

Nowhere to go south

[burnt wren]

South West

[burnt wren]

Just go down
Go to that time edge that is like a peninsula

[heavy hornet]

@low agate start experimenting with yeast and fermentation to try and make alcohol

[low agate]

What yeast?

[heavy hornet]

Do I have bread

[low agate]

No

[heavy hornet]

I assumed I had bread

@low agate I sail north of the archipelago to search for wheat

also start a small colony there

[burnt wren]

Do I have any weed?
I wanna make a farm

[low agate]

Circle where

[low agate]

No...

@heavy hornet Circle

[burnt wren]

Explore the new lands
Let's see what we find

[low agate]

Trees

[low agate]

Choose the path you'll take

[burnt wren]

Anything else

[low agate]

Trees

[burnt wren]

Any fruits?

[low agate]

Banana

[heavy hornet]

Papery

path

[tiny wren]

Continue the expansion @low agate

[burnt wren]

Any eatable veggies?

[low agate]

You make the journey begin, but Jimbo (Jatari) sinks your ships

[low agate]

No

[burnt wren]

Okay take them and make a new farm with them

[burnt wren]

Mushrooms?

[low agate]

Unseen

[burnt wren]

Okay make a new village and an small port
Extend the fishing

[heavy hornet]

apparently @$$hat is banned

[tiny wren]

@low agate how's Bob & Koa

[low agate]

Which part

[burnt wren]

The newly founded lands

[heavy hornet]

@low agate I’m sick of that [inconveniencing individual] stopping my alcohol consumption, I begin making harpoons

[tiny wren]

Have they found new discoveries?

[low agate]

Just larger stone spears

[low agate]

Small spiral animals

[tiny wren]

Are there any spiral kitties

[heavy hornet]

there was in the last one

[low agate]

Can't say

[heavy hornet]

That’s what Debbie was btw

[burnt wren]

Okay after you built the city I want you to dig another mine
I need stones

[low agate]

Bro just leaked Debbie

[low agate]

You get a few stones

[tiny wren]

@low agate with our new bronze pickaxe continue mining.

[low agate]

Ok

[tiny wren]

Btw where are the decent supply of the wild animals

[low agate]

You killed them

[tiny wren]

I'm pretty sure I left the wolf puppies alone

[burnt wren]

Okay just continue mining for now and extend my fishing skill by creating better rafts and more tools
Like bigger fishing rods and fishing nets

[low agate]

They're terrified of you

[tiny wren]

How about in the savannas

[low agate]

You haven't gone there

[tiny wren]

I wish Skillerz & Qwas would go online, I need someone to trade with.

[low agate]

Minor improvements

[burnt wren]

Okay
Gather some male and give them knifes and spears
Train them to fight and send them to the island

[burnt wren]

I need copper

[low agate]

They're sent there

[tiny wren]

@low agate are the wood supply within my continent decent?

[low agate]

About what you'd expect from a Minecraft plains biome

That sounds good?

[burnt wren]

Since they are thwre and u have woods
Make wooden shield for them and put stone on them for mote protection

[tiny wren]

@burnt wren Raw copper in exchange for wood.

[burnt wren]

Deal

[low agate]

Basic shield

[low agate]

Ask for saplings

[tiny wren]

Start a tree nursery.

[burnt wren]

Explore the island now

[low agate]

Tigers

[tiny wren]

You're a genius

[burnt wren]

So I'll give you woods
Since I'm in jungle i have a wood factory

[burnt wren]

Send them back to the village don't let them fight the tigers

[tiny wren]

I'd need different types of saplings, I could probably give you extra copper tools.

[low agate]

Last time someone fought tigers, they got destroyed
Good choice

[burnt wren]

There is shit ton of trees so that's okay

[low agate]

I'm running low on battery

[tiny wren]

@low agate may I sail through @burnt wren?

[low agate]

Might have to call it

[low agate]

Draw a path

[burnt wren]

Teach them tactical fighting and using the shields so let let tiger attack them and they can use shield to block and kill it with spear or their knifes

[tiny wren]

@burnt wren you're way too far ngl.

[low agate]

Tigers aren't solitary in this mw so

[burnt wren]

I know

[burnt wren]

What you mean by that

[low agate]

They live in groups in this scenario

[burnt wren]

Then fuck no

Send another group to another near island

[low agate]

No nearby islands

Imma call it

I'm running out of battery

@radiant oyster

[radiant oyster]

@low agate hm?

[low agate]

I'm ending

[radiant oyster]

So no session for the other map war rn?

[low agate]

I just ended my session

You can do your stuff

I'm just putting my phone on charge rn

[radiant oyster]

H ok

@tiny wren @queen hemlock @heavy hornet You up?

[low agate]

I'll probably be back in half an hour

[queen hemlock]

Yeah

[radiant oyster]

Session in half an hour

Is jolly online?

[heavy hornet]

Sure

[radiant oyster]

Nice

Be online in half an hour then we start

[burnt wren]

Good
I gotta charge up too

[slender sandal]

@radiant oyster i could probably play on this account actually

[tiny wren]

I'm up

@radiant oyster @radiant oyster @radiant oyster

Ping Blue

[radiant oyster]

@tender storm you playing?

Session in 10

[tender storm]

No I legit camt

I have work

[radiant oyster]

Ok

The blue state will be an npc then

[tiny wren]

It'd be erased immediately

[tender storm]

Why can't we do it tomorrow like we agreed🙏

[radiant oyster]

Vro never specified a Timezone

It is currently Saturday, round midday

[tender storm]

Omfg

[radiant oyster]

Also 4/5 players are here I ain’t passing that up

[queen hemlock]

damn

[radiant oyster]

When you join (prob next session) I’ll let you do some free rolls for boosting you up so you don’t get instantly anhilate @tender storm

[tender storm]

I'm already going to be instantly annihilated

[radiant oyster]

@queen hemlock @heavy hornet @tiny wren @slender sandal We starting now

Map where we left off

Remember, 2 minor actions or 1 major

The blue state is an npc for now

They are peaceful

[queen hemlock]

Further advance their runic capabilities

[heavy hornet]

Wasn’t it 3 minor or 1 major one minor

[slender sandal]

Damnit

[radiant oyster]

Roll 100

[queen hemlock]

,roll 100

[haughty inlet]

pit_v1per

:game_die: You rolled 86

[radiant oyster]

For the first few turns yes but it got changed

[slender sandal]

@radiant oyster aim to make more stones

[radiant oyster]

The runes can now be imbued with some capability

[slender sandal]

Use the circle from before

[radiant oyster]

I forgor what are they for again

Ohh

Philo

Roll 1000 >:D

[slender sandal]

Thought that was for making the circle

[radiant oyster]

(There’s a 1% chance for anything philo stone related to catastrophically fail & a 5% chance for it to do something random)

[slender sandal]

You made me roll 5 after I made the circle

[radiant oyster]

True

Roll 5 & 1000 🙂

5 for the actual stone

1000 for the potent alchemy effect roll

[slender sandal]

Which one first?

[radiant oyster]

From now on you’ll always roll a potent alchemy roll if you do something real big

Either

[tiny wren]

Wait for me, I'm on a terraria bossfight.

[radiant oyster]

Good luck

[slender sandal]

,roll 1000

[haughty inlet]

halo0pk0ok.

:game_die: You rolled 6

[slender sandal]

Dayum

Just obliterate the circle

[radiant oyster]

That’s within the 5% for “random effect”

[slender sandal]

Oh?

[radiant oyster]

0-50 is random effect, 990-1000 is catastrophic failure

[slender sandal]

Wtf?

Why is high rolls failure?

[radiant oyster]

Not all rolls have a high or low

It’s just a spectrum to roll on

And in this case it does have a purpose

[slender sandal]

So do I roll the 5 now?

,roll 5

[haughty inlet]

halo0pk0ok.

:game_die: You rolled 5

[tiny wren]

@radiant oyster I'd like to train an elite group of knights, specialized in infiltration & scouting.
Then I'd like to sail to @heavy hornet For gunpowder technology.

[radiant oyster]

Every time you do the potent alchemy roll, the cataclysm roll threshold decreases by 5 & the random effect increases by 10

[radiant oyster]

Roll 20 for the first one & 50 for the other, +10 on the first

[tiny wren]

,roll 20

[haughty inlet]

khalixmaximus

:game_die: You rolled 15

[tiny wren]

,roll 50

[haughty inlet]

khalixmaximus

:game_die: You rolled 41

[slender sandal]

So what's the random effect...

[heavy hornet]

@radiant oyster heighten production of nitroglycerin

(Is that minor?)

[radiant oyster]

The area within the circle, just for a brief moment, shines a bright, blinding purple

[tiny wren]

@heavy hornet I'll trade gunpowder

[slender sandal]

Do I have another stone?

[radiant oyster]

Then it seemingly goes back to normal

[radiant oyster]

Roll 10

[radiant oyster]

Yes

[heavy hornet]

,roll 10

[haughty inlet]

kermitthefrog74.

:game_die: You rolled 1

[heavy hornet]

ah

[tiny wren]

Baron, what happened to my actions

[gilded harbor]

~rpa @tiny wren

[hardy saffron]

khalixmaximus, @gilded harbor has challenged you to a game of rock paper anything! Do you accept?

[radiant oyster]

Nothing happens

[slender sandal]

@radiant oyster how many souls are in each of my stones?

[gilded harbor]

Wild rejection

[hardy saffron]

khalixmaximus did not accept the game in time.

[tiny wren]

I'm busy typing something else

[radiant oyster]

You successfully twin the elite knights

[gilded harbor]

,roll 20 get roll 20 out of gameroom

[haughty inlet]

third_tree

:game_die: You rolled 5

[radiant oyster]

*train

@gilded harbor don’t be disruptive jsut for the sake of it.

[slender sandal]

It's just for a small mw

[radiant oyster]

And begin a long voyage to the jollian land

Slight problem

You have no idea how to get there

No one in your empire has sailed far from the mainland

[slender sandal]

@radiant oyster

[radiant oyster]

339

[slender sandal]

Ok they're pretty low...

[radiant oyster]

Do you take the chance & sail in a random direction?

[tiny wren]

That's why I have spent my previous actions in improvising my sailing technology.

[tiny wren]

Sail straight north

[radiant oyster]

Ye, you have a capabable navy, you just don’t have any world maps

[slender sandal]

By the end of fma there was a stone with ||50 million||
Only click if you've read/watched fma or just don't care about spoilers

[radiant oyster]

That’s more than triple the total population of the entire world rn

[slender sandal]

There was also one with only ||1 million||

[radiant oyster]

Has everyone done their turn?

[slender sandal]

And this one was already insane

The endgame one was basically god

[radiant oyster]

To recap:
Khalix trained elite cavalry & set sail to the north
Jolly failed to increase war crime production
Halo created another stone
Viper imbued magic into their writing system

The blue state begins construction on a Great Wall

They are xenophobes

Just want to be left alone

[tiny wren]

@slender sandal You should do something else other than alchemy, alchemy isn't that great during battle without proper preparation.

[tiny wren]

I have arranged a deal with Blue, I'm no longer attacking him.

[slender sandal]

Please, watch Fullmetal alchemist

[queen hemlock]

I'm doing the exact opposite of what alchemy is good for

[slender sandal]

Alchemy can create and destroy

[tiny wren]

I have watched the movie.

[queen hemlock]

I mean with enough runes, 1-infinity is possible

(Very no likely though)

[radiant oyster]

Turn 2 start!

[queen hemlock]

Expand the floating islands and then expand them some more

[radiant oyster]

(Khalix’es ship is being drawn each turn, he’s the only one that has ships & hasn’t got some sort of speed booster for them)

[slender sandal]

@radiant oyster I'd like to put one of the stones into a skilled alchemist's body, making a homunculus

[radiant oyster]

Roll 20 & 20

[queen hemlock]

,roll 20

[radiant oyster]

Roll 20 & 1000

[haughty inlet]

pit_v1per

:game_die: You rolled 3

[queen hemlock]

,roll 20

[haughty inlet]

pit_v1per

:game_die: You rolled 18

[radiant oyster]

Fail

[radiant oyster]

Success

[slender sandal]

,roll 1000

[haughty inlet]

halo0pk0ok.

:game_die: You rolled 562

[slender sandal]

What happens

,roll 20

[haughty inlet]

halo0pk0ok.

:game_die: You rolled 11

[tiny wren]

@radiant oyster continue strengthening my army, & then make a small settlement on the second island West.

Sail there

In short

[radiant oyster]

You successfully create a lesser homonculi

[radiant oyster]

Roll 50

[slender sandal]

Don't I just put the stone into their body?

[tiny wren]

,roll 50

[haughty inlet]

khalixmaximus

:game_die: You rolled 18

[slender sandal]

They basically just become the stone

A living philosopher's stone

[radiant oyster]

Yep

You’ve used up that stone to create a being made of it

Living philosophers stone

[radiant oyster]

Good enough

Problem

[queen hemlock]

https://tenor.com/view/ерум-eroom-epois-gif-9973991214968135244

[radiant oyster]

You only have enough supplies to get ot the nearest island

[queen hemlock]

Is this what their homonculi look like

[slender sandal]

One of the homunculi in fma was said to have dozens of souls, so if I got one with over 300

I'm pretty damn good

[radiant oyster]

homonucli in this place aren’t super op

[slender sandal]

They're still able to regen though right

[radiant oyster]

What you’ve done is used a buncha human souls to create a completely new artificial soul

TLDR regenerative flesh golem

With intellect

[slender sandal]

I basically have a dude who needs to be "killed" 300 times to fully die

[radiant oyster]

@heavy hornet What u doing?

[queen hemlock]

So drowning still works

Nice

[slender sandal]

Only until bro just transmutes the shit around him to escape

[heavy hornet]

More nitro, better howitzers

[tiny wren]

@heavy hornet I need your napalm cannons technology

[heavy hornet]

I am the god of destruction

[tiny wren]

I'd pay well @heavy hornet

[queen hemlock]

"I tansmute it to oxygen" Dies from poisoning

[slender sandal]

@radiant oyster are there any nations with... Say, 500k population?

[heavy hornet]

Oh sure @radiant oyster send over like 10 napalm cannons to khalistan

[tiny wren]

I'm sailing into your lands, for you nations's technology and gunpowder supply

[slender sandal]

Good luck fighting me fr

[tiny wren]

I'm basically at the Industrial revolution and can provide you with any resources necessary

[heavy hornet]

Cool can I get some armor?

[tiny wren]

Sure thing

[slender sandal]

Imma be multitasking

Playing terraria while doing this

@tiny wren are you console or pc

[radiant oyster]

jolly role 10

[tiny wren]

I'm on mobile

[radiant oyster]

SPECIAL NOTICE

From now on, you make “secret actions”

Dm them to me

[slender sandal]

Perfect...

[tiny wren]

Ohh

[radiant oyster]

Whatever actions you do will be hinted at in each recap but not explicitly stated

[slender sandal]

Absolutely perfect

[slender sandal]

So we can't co-op?

[tiny wren]

If you managed to make a cross play server, then yes.

[radiant oyster]

@heavy hornet Roll 10

[slender sandal]

I'm Xbox

[heavy hornet]

,roll 10

[haughty inlet]

kermitthefrog74.

:game_die: You rolled 2

[heavy hornet]

well damn

[radiant oyster]

I don’t think your explosives are going to get any better

[slender sandal]

I can finally play my cards...

I'm a hop on the other account

[heavy hornet]

trust the process

[low agate]

Things will fall into place

[tiny wren]

@low agate do you have a plot against me?

[low agate]

No

[tiny wren]

I was originally trying to ask you for a Military Alliance

But it seems like

Nvm

[radiant oyster]

To recap:
khalixes expedition continues to sail, and he colonises a nearby island
Halo creates the first homonculi
Jolly continues to fail to improve their substances
Viper expands their raft-cities

P

Turn 3 start!

[low agate]

What is the name of the homunculus

[heavy hornet]

@radiant oyster if you don’t gamble you never win better nitro

[tiny wren]

When am I going to make it to Jolly?

[queen hemlock]

Advance their runic magic to possibly imbue into static objects, allowing basic movements

[radiant oyster]

Protas

[heavy hornet]

Jippy

[radiant oyster]

Well, you just sighted some islands, investigate to see if it’s jolly, or continue northward?

[radiant oyster]

Roll 100

[tiny wren]

Continue Northwad

[queen hemlock]

,roll 100

[haughty inlet]

pit_v1per

:game_die: You rolled 29

[radiant oyster]

Fail

[low agate]

@radiant oyster I sent in dms

[tiny wren]

Back on the mainland have I successfully colonized the island north? @radiant oyster

[radiant oyster]

Your rune magic becomes more potent but no breakthrough

[radiant oyster]

Hmm?

[tiny wren]

I meant west I'm sorry

[radiant oyster]

Also I sent the wrong map Lo lol

[queen hemlock]

Wait so rune objects can slightly move just not like a lot

[tiny wren]

@radiant oyster make my way into the second island, continue to train my troops.

What's the roll

[low agate]

@radiant oyster ...

,roll 100

[haughty inlet]

halo0pk0ok

:game_die: You rolled 92

[low agate]

Peak

[radiant oyster]

Noted

@heavy hornet What u doing?

[tiny wren]

Do I still have to roll? @radiant oyster

[heavy hornet]

I say earlier

Better nitro

[radiant oyster]

Roll for how much land you get on the second island

[heavy hornet]

NO GAMBLE? NO GAIN!

[radiant oyster]

ROL 10

[tiny wren]

,roll 100

[haughty inlet]

khalixmaximus

:game_die: You rolled 47

[heavy hornet]

,roll 10

[haughty inlet]

kermitthefrog74.

:game_die: You rolled 3

[radiant oyster]

It got slightly better

[low agate]

This is peak...

[heavy hornet]

My rolls have been 1 2 and 3

[radiant oyster]

I can feel that everything is suddenly going to reach a critical point soon

[heavy hornet]

In order

[tiny wren]

@low agate is plotting something to erase me off the map

While I'm just here trying to colonize some islands before he gets into it.

[low agate]

Why does bro think it's me targeting him

[tiny wren]

I'm the closest guy to you

It's natural for me to worry

[radiant oyster]

To recap!
Jolly improved their mixture
Khalix continued to expand their empire
Viper has improved the art of runes
Halo has successfully ‖˥˧˨˨˥˨‖˨˦˥

After for a few mins sorry

*afk

[tiny wren]

Pls do ping me when you're back Baron

[low agate]

Good thing I can afk OOA

[radiant oyster]

@low agate @tiny wren @heavy hornet @brazen robin I’m back

[low agate]

Ok

[radiant oyster]

Updating map

[heavy hornet]

peak

[radiant oyster]

Turn 4 start!

[steep merlin]

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not sure.

[heavy hornet]

@radiant oyster gunpowder

[radiant oyster]

roll 20

[bold glade]

,roll 20

[haughty inlet]

varticity

:game_die: You rolled 6

[steep merlin]

:game_die: 22 (1 - 30)

[heavy hornet]

,roll 29

[haughty inlet]

kermitthefrog74.

:game_die: You rolled 23

[heavy hornet]

,roll 20

[haughty inlet]

kermitthefrog74.

:game_die: You rolled 17

[bold glade]

,roll 25

[haughty inlet]

varticity

:game_die: You rolled 3

[bold glade]

Fuck

,roll 34

[haughty inlet]

varticity

:game_die: You rolled 26

[bold glade]

What're the chances

[radiant oyster]

@bold glade can you not spam that we are in the middle of smth

[tiny wren]

@radiant oyster I'd like to fully colonize the island on the left

[low agate]

,roll 1000 ...

[haughty inlet]

halo0pk0ok

:game_die: You rolled 403

[low agate]

Alright

[radiant oyster]

@queen hemlock ?

Hello?

[queen hemlock]

Advance runes by imbuing them into tools

[radiant oyster]

Roll 3p

*30

[queen hemlock]

Sorry doing DnD AND designing a miniature at the same time

,roll 30

[haughty inlet]

pit_v1per

:game_die: You rolled 19

[radiant oyster]

Damn nice multitasking

[radiant oyster]

Success

[queen hemlock]

Yeah lol

[radiant oyster]

To recap:
Kahlix is continue to expand their empire
Viper has advanced their runes
Jolly has increased their gunpowder efficiency
Halo has infiltrated the heart of khalixes western mainland city & contracted a massive alchemal circle!

[tiny wren]

What's wrong with you @low agate

[radiant oyster]

And khalixes ship has almost made landfall in the northerlands

[tiny wren]

Now this is war

[low agate]

Where's the turn start

[queen hemlock]

Let's advance runes even more also begin concepts of upgrading structures

[radiant oyster]

Turn start 5 start!

[low agate]

ACTIVATE IT NOW

[radiant oyster]

Roll 50

[queen hemlock]

,roll 50

[haughty inlet]

pit_v1per

:game_die: You rolled 35

[low agate]

HAVE THE GUY IN THE CENTER BECOME A HUMAN PHILOSOPHERS STONE

ACTIVATE IT

I would've made a larger circle

[tiny wren]

With our lightning-fast warfare, we will immediately dismantle the massive alchemy circle and eliminate the Alchemist.

@radiant oyster

[low agate]

But this'll do

[low agate]

You're too late...

I sent my action first

[tiny wren]

Okay

[radiant oyster]

As thousands rear in pain, falling to their knees in a city-sized vortex of pure energy, one man alone walks to the very centre. He beings to grow, mutate, evolve

[low agate]

He shouldn't really change in appearance much

He just basically has all the souls inside him

[radiant oyster]

EFFECT: khalixes western city is now a wasteland & at the centre there’s a 60ft tall flesh-philosopher stone hybrid

Didn’t quite go to your ideal plan

@tiny wren how will you react to this?

[low agate]

How many souls...

[radiant oyster]

Tens of thousands

[tiny wren]

Fight

[low agate]

It's so peak...

[tiny wren]

Fight that monster

[radiant oyster]

That was the 3rd largest city of the khalixan empire

[radiant oyster]

Roll 100 for starting conditions

[tiny wren]

,roll 100

[haughty inlet]

khalixmaximus

:game_die: You rolled 77

[radiant oyster]

How would one immobilise this flesh giant? If only you had some sort of massive grasping or imapling mechanism that worked at range…

[low agate]

How are you going to fight something you need to kill tens of thousands of times

[radiant oyster]

You set up a solid front

[tiny wren]

Btw how did @low agate immediately able to sail into my country that easily

[radiant oyster]

Halo there’s one weakness, you’ve only got one dude on the battlefield rn

[low agate]

I already have my action for next turn

[radiant oyster]

Me made a secret action & it roll perfect lel

[low agate]

Secret roll the turn before

[tiny wren]

While it took me three turns to claim the island wests

[radiant oyster]

He has the magic speedboats remember

[tiny wren]

Check my dms

[low agate]

He needs to die tens of thousands of times

He has all those souls

I already have my next turn planned out

[radiant oyster]

@heavy hornet @queen hemlock

[tiny wren]

@queen hemlock check dms before you make a move

@low agate blundered so hard

[queen hemlock]

Ok I give Khalix the harpoons

[low agate]

You or me

[radiant oyster]

Noted

[tiny wren]

Your people are literally tribesmen who have great knowledge in Alchemy

Without Alchemy you're practically nothing

[low agate]

Alchemy that can destroy islands

[tiny wren]

Not if you're fast enough to activate it

[low agate]

You can't kill the homunculus

He's too strong

"Tens of thousands of souls"

[queen hemlock]

I can just imagine your homonculus being stunlocked with firearm shots

[heavy hornet]

“Blah blah homonculus”

[low agate]

They needed to do an entire premeditated counterattack to win fma

[heavy hornet]

Can it survive nuke?

[low agate]

Probably

[queen hemlock]

No

If the blast doesn't finish them, the radiation will

[low agate]

They don't got nukes in fma though

[tiny wren]

Homunculus are indeed strong, but yours isn't, plus your alchemists are pretty much vulnerable.

[radiant oyster]

Do remember this isn’t identicall to fma

[low agate]

"But mine isn't" bro he's got all those souls

[low agate]

Doesn't have to be

But tens of thousands of souls is still crazy work

[radiant oyster]

Ping me y’all’s finalised turn when you want it to be enacted

[low agate]

I already know what my next turn is gonna be

[tiny wren]

I'm good @radiant oyster

[low agate]

@tiny wren you're lucky it didn't backfire, your continent would've been toast

[radiant oyster]

To recap: the flesh titan has been created, ravaging khalixes western city
Viper is voyaging over to khalix with their harpooncraft
Jolly will be avalaible with gunpowder weaponry in the next couple turns
Khalix has launched a full scale Genocide attack on the nation of halo

[low agate]

Genociding because I took out a city

[queen hemlock]

Oh and my runes are now in tools

[tiny wren]

I only killed the alchemy users & their family, your other tribesmen are spared.

[low agate]

You're foolish...

Truly...

[radiant oyster]

Next turn start!

[tiny wren]

@radiant oyster With our elite's lightning fast warfare dismantle any alchemy circles and hunt down/slay any alchemists within my land immediately.

[radiant oyster]

Remember khalix has overhwelming numbers compared to everyone else

[queen hemlock]

Advance runic technology to be applies with properties of elements

[radiant oyster]

All alchemists except those close to the flesh titan have been destroyed

[radiant oyster]

Roll 30

[queen hemlock]

,roll 30

[haughty inlet]

pit_v1per

:game_die: You rolled 22

[low agate]

Have my giant homonculus guy use alchemy to control his form and become more human in appearance

[tiny wren]

@radiant oyster mobilize all armies within the mainland and with the said harpoons take down the titan

[radiant oyster]

Not possible

That is their flaw

They are stuck as a 60ft fall flesh titan

[low agate]

Have him unleash a massive blast then

[radiant oyster]

Roll 100

[radiant oyster]

Roll 50

[tiny wren]

,roll 100

[haughty inlet]

khalixmaximus

:game_die: You rolled 16

[low agate]

,roll 50

[haughty inlet]

halo0pk0ok

:game_die: You rolled 30

[tiny wren]

Aww

[low agate]

I'm just afk OOA rn

[tiny wren]

GGs @low agate

[radiant oyster]

Gtg for a bit

[low agate]

I can still salvage this

[tiny wren]

I'll still let you play, although I have to erase Alchemy and all knowledge about it from existence.

[low agate]

I'll never let you

[tiny wren]

I wonder how would my Composite Bows do against your titan

[low agate]

It is a behemoth with alchemy and tens of thousands of souls

[queen hemlock]

I just realized my nation is basically PETA's naval branch

[queen hemlock]

When is bro coming back

[frosty drum]

https://tenor.com/view/kung-fu-panda-returned-kai-bad-guy-gif-2802548872880935823

[burnt wren]

Sup

[vital latch]

,roll 20

[haughty inlet]

c0smicpotato

:game_die: You rolled 17

[hollow wasp]

,roll 20 kill cosmic and take half their authentic enterprise stock

[haughty inlet]

uglyladdie

:game_die: You rolled 8

[hollow wasp]

Get cooked

[tiny wren]

Is someone actually going to host a MW?

[hollow wasp]

Me, at half 8 irish time tonight

[burnt wren]

,roll 10000000000000

[haughty inlet]

semtex141

:game_die: You rolled 1009575084553

[burnt wren]

,roll 12

[haughty inlet]

semtex141

:game_die: You rolled 5

[burnt wren]

,roll 10

[haughty inlet]

semtex141

:game_die: You rolled 9

[burnt wren]

,roll 10

[haughty inlet]

semtex141

:game_die: You rolled 5

[burnt wren]

Roll 4

,roll 4

[haughty inlet]

semtex141

:game_die: You rolled 1

[burnt wren]

,roll 6

[haughty inlet]

semtex141

:game_die: You rolled 5

[burnt wren]

,roll 8

[haughty inlet]

semtex141

:game_die: You rolled 5

[burnt wren]

,roll 20

[haughty inlet]

semtex141

:game_die: You rolled 13

[tiny wren]

@low agate I'd like to make a Worldbox map based on your MW, I'd make sure to credit you well.

[steep merlin]

Wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing it... We had some drinks, cool guy, wants to be a web developer.

[west path]

@marsh lance why are you on dead rails without me

satan

[marsh lance]

Gyu 😛

[west path]

i found binoculars from i presume 1965 USSR in my shelf

like they were just sitting here

[marsh lance]

You mean.. y-you wanna hop on?

[bold glade]

@wraith quarry

[prime compass]

@marsh lance apt..

Pat..

I need seal

[marsh lance]

@west path get on my private server

[prime compass]

Ugly...

[prime compass]

Sad

Soory

[marsh lance]

https://tenor.com/view/seal-alien-radlcies-gif-24203146

[west path]

@marsh lance im on pal

[marsh lance]

I am choosing my claas

[prime compass]

Woah

Baikal

[west path]

how many bonds does bro have

[marsh lance]

I had 100

[west path]

get in bro

[wraith quarry]

hello rat

[burnt wren]

Sup guys

[hollow garden]

@marsh lance @west path when are you joining frost front

[low agate]

Ok?

[marsh lance]

What

[west path]

nevr

[alpine raft]

Short delay

One hour max

[frosty drum]

@alpine raft minecraft live

50 minutes

[alpine raft]

No fucking way

Why do i have this luck

[frosty drum]

I had it on my calender for 2 weeks now

[alpine raft]

Can you juggle and play?

[frosty drum]

I've juggled for 3 straight days

[alpine raft]

Good enough for me

@hollow wasp @prime compass @balmy epoch likely in 45 minutes

[hollow wasp]

☑️

[frosty drum]

Nuh uh

[alpine raft]

Vro what

[frosty drum]

MINECRAFT LUVE HAPPENUNG NOW

[alpine raft]

Cool

[quick idol]

What are they saying

[frosty drum]

https://www.youtube.com/live/jGNgh5zEFkY?si=MBWNmRAGivNEGIyD

@quick idol watch it frfr

[quick idol]

event

• i remember it being 90% ads anyway

[frosty drum]

It could be different

[quick idol]

Doubt

[frosty drum]

15 MINUTES TILL IT STARTS

[hollow wasp]

Nekrop mw starting soon too frfr

[quick idol]

Cant wait to watch ads!!!

[alpine raft]

Further delays......

Grandpa's birthday

[frosty drum]

CASEOH IN MC LIVE

[hollow wasp]

Happy birthday to him! You can always reschedule to tomorrow or something

[alpine raft]

Tomorrow is probably a no go

[hollow wasp]

Why?

[alpine raft]

Got projects

[frank latch]

the blight of map wars continues...

[quick idol]

Mw drought

[west path]

worldbox is cooked

its joever

its cooked

[prime compass]

The great map war drought

[west path]

toast retired belemin

we're cooked

[prime compass]

I know

all mods and tmods got pinged for it

[quick idol]

#🌎general message i may have cursed him

Ok wrong link wait a bit

[prime compass]

👽

[prime compass]

He has fallen so we must rise

[gilded harbor]

Y r u here

[quick idol]

@west path link fixed

Very hard work

[alpine raft]

I will host today

I will not cancel

[west path]

o em gee

[west path]

YOU ARE EVIL

[west path]

satan brought me here

[quick idol]

it wasnt intentional

I swear

[prime compass]

I will never retire

@quick idol Screenshot this and send it once I retire (never)

[alpine raft]

I will host asap

SESSION MIGHT BE VERY SOON

Only an hour and a half late

@prime compass @hollow wasp @frosty drum @balmy epoch
Session very soon. Il be home within the minute

[hollow wasp]

👍

[frosty drum]

@alpine raft

@hollow wasp

[hollow wasp]

Ghost

Ghast*

[quick idol]

This looks cursed

[quick idol]

What happened to that ghast btw

[frosty drum]

You find something in the soul sand valley
Place it in water
Boom
Baby ghast

@quick idol

[alpine raft]

@frosty drum @quick idol @balmy epoch @brittle gust @hollow wasp @prime compass @spring bison Session start

[quick idol]

Cool

Not now 😭

Event

[hollow wasp]

Shop map again pls

Show*

[frosty drum]

B- but I'm w- watching Minecraft L- live 🥺

[alpine raft]

juggle it

[prime compass]

Extend the maginot

[quick idol]

god

[alpine raft]

got it

[quick idol]

Who is who

[prime compass]

War has started!?

Or

[hollow wasp]

@alpine raft who is who?

[quick idol]

@alpine raft whats bulgaria's situation rn also

[alpine raft]

not yet

[frosty drum]

@alpine raft Continue Militarizing

[quick idol]

Im gonna try to just multitask it fr

[alpine raft]

alrighty

[prime compass]

Did Franz just get assasinated

[alpine raft]

a couple months prior

[prime compass]

Herzog Franz Ferdinand

[prime compass]

I think a couple weeks would be...more realistic

[quick idol]

we need to fucking kill serbia

[alpine raft]

cool

its fine

[prime compass]

Ok!

[alpine raft]

alrighty

[alpine raft]

shit economy, good army

[prime compass]

@alpine raft
France Situation..

[hollow wasp]

@alpine raft how’s the uk rn

[alpine raft]

you?

[frosty drum]

@alpine raft whats germanys situation

[alpine raft]

good everything

[hollow wasp]

Yessir

[alpine raft]

its good but its lacking in the navy

[prime compass]

Ok

[alpine raft]

anyways

[frosty drum]

Create even more farms

[alpine raft]

are you militarizing or making more farms?

[frosty drum]

Both fr

[alpine raft]

they will be less effective

but fine

[frosty drum]

The farms?

[alpine raft]

both

[prime compass]

Who is russia

[alpine raft]

honey

not here

[frosty drum]

Nevermind just Militarize

[prime compass]

Oh my honey bee

[hollow wasp]

@alpine raft I’d like to continue industrialising, make better farm equipment and build more factories for cars

[quick idol]

Why is our economy shit idk bulgaria things

[alpine raft]

there is no usa

yet

[alpine raft]

its the balkans

[alpine raft]

alrighty

[alpine raft]

just do actions

[prime compass]

@alpine raft
Use Ressources from the colonies to invest into our naval capabilities..

[alpine raft]

ok

franz ferdinand is on his way to his visit

[quick idol]

@alpine raft dms

[alpine raft]

sure hope nothing bad happens

[alpine raft]

alrighty

[prime compass]

Oh

[quick idol]

Brb

[prime compass]

I thought you meant Franz got assasinated already and that was a couple months ago

[alpine raft]

@prime compass @quick idol @hollow wasp @frosty drum FRANZ JUST DIED

WHO COULD PREDICT THIS HORRIBLE THING

[hollow wasp]

No shit, that damn driver again?

Wait….

The world hinges on honey bee and skillerz rn

[prime compass]

Send my condolences to the austrian emperor

[frosty drum]

@alpine raft is anyone the ottomans

[alpine raft]

They thank you dearly

[alpine raft]

nope

[hollow wasp]

@alpine raft I’m guaranteeing the independence of bulgaria and belgium

[quick idol]

Im back

[alpine raft]

Okay

[burnt wren]

@hollow wasp map war?

[alpine raft]

yes

mine

you wanna join?

[hollow wasp]

3 hours. Nekrop mw rn

[prime compass]

Yay

[hollow wasp]

@frosty drum don’t get any ideas….

[alpine raft]

@burnt wren austria is free if you want

[frosty drum]

What country are you

[hollow wasp]

Uk

[burnt wren]

Since Austrians helped persians in some of our wars
Imma go Austrian

[frank latch]

minecraft live is boring

[frosty drum]

https://tenor.com/view/haha-so-funny-gif-27253208

[alpine raft]

alrighty

[hollow wasp]

@burnt wren franz just died. The world hinges on ur actions rn

[crude horizon]

is that Mr Gatsby

[burnt wren]

Bruuuuh🤣

[alpine raft]

btw if you guys refuse to do ww1

im cool with it im not gonna railroad anyone

[frosty drum]

@burnt wren dms

[prime compass]

@alpine raft hi.
Invest into our airforce too, using resources from the colonies

[burnt wren]

Ok

[prime compass]

I love exploiting colonies

[alpine raft]

@brittle gust the germans are upholding their end of the deal

when i say deal

i mean they are being nice and good allies

[alpine raft]

its 1914

[prime compass]

Ok

[alpine raft]

im not allowing planes yet

[burnt wren]

I wanna make a treaty with serbia

[hollow wasp]

@alpine raft expand rail coverage over uk, Ireland and to a lesser extent the colonies

[alpine raft]

what type?

[alpine raft]

this allows better mobilisation speeds and ups economy

only a lil bit tho

[burnt wren]

The treaty is a continental peace treaty and continental trading

[hollow wasp]

W

[frosty drum]

@burnt wren dms again

[alpine raft]

ok

they politely decline

[hollow wasp]

I’ll be back soon

[prime compass]

@alpine raft
Expan our railworking systems across the colonies to allow for better Ressource transportation to the mainland

[alpine raft]

it does minimal improvement

[prime compass]

😢

[hollow wasp]

@alpine raft I’d like to create more factories for ammunition and increase the size of my navy

[alpine raft]

its good tho

[frosty drum]

@alpine raft Keep militarizing

[alpine raft]

ok

[prime compass]

@alpine raft in case of WAR
Mobilize 1/3 of my army

[alpine raft]

your navy is already insane but ok

[burnt wren]

Wanna play dirty huh?
I guve them a ultimatum if they don't there will be a shit ton of soldiers on the borders

[alpine raft]

you know serbia is backed by the russians constantly

[alpine raft]

this will lower your economy if left standing but ok

[prime compass]

Hm

[burnt wren]

Yoy know that I can literally start the dirty partizany war and there is also a shit ton of soldiers on the borders right?

[alpine raft]

cool

[burnt wren]

Start recruiting and producing guns and machine guns

[burnt wren]

Dig layers of long network trenches

[alpine raft]

ok

[alpine raft]

they immediately mobilize and post up at their border making insane defences

[alpine raft]

this goes well

and will help defence

[prime compass]

Who are you

[alpine raft]

this makes some population less happy due to it being austria

[burnt wren]

Can I make battle bunkers on layers of trenches like Germans?

[prime compass]

Oh

[quick idol]

@burnt wren trade deal fr...

I need money

[alpine raft]

sure

[prime compass]

Hi..im your ally

[alpine raft]

this wont help you attack

[burnt wren]

What yoy want

[alpine raft]

only defend

[quick idol]

Money

[burnt wren]

I know

[alpine raft]

ok

[burnt wren]

Do yoy have tanks?

[alpine raft]

no one has tanks

[burnt wren]

Or artillery

[burnt wren]

Arty?

[quick idol]

Its pre ww1

[burnt wren]

Artillery pieces?

@frosty drum do we have artys?

[alpine raft]

franz is dead for a month now

and you havent done anything

the people are kinda, angry at this

[frosty drum]

?

[quick idol]

@burnt wren send the ultimatum already bro

[burnt wren]

Start trading inside the country
Perdouce new stuff
Make new houses
Make them happy

[quick idol]

We are all waiting

Do it

[alpine raft]

he did

but the serbia posted up at the border

[burnt wren]

I've already sent it

[alpine raft]

and he did nothing else

[quick idol]

@burnt wren so its time to start what this mw is about 👽

[alpine raft]

this does nothing?

[quick idol]

come on

ALL of us are waiting

[alpine raft]

@balmy epoch please pull up

[quick idol]

Do it!!!

[burnt wren]

Didn't I sent all my troops and digged trenches?

[hollow wasp]

Just in case

[alpine raft]

you sent ALL your troops?

[alpine raft]

cool

[quick idol]

Holy shit 😭

[burnt wren]

Yes I told yoy sent a big part of the troops at the border and dig trenches and battle bunkers and recruit soldiers and make guns and stuff

I literally said all of these

[alpine raft]

what do you mean by big part of the troops

be very careful with what you say

[hollow wasp]

@alpine raft did the war start

[alpine raft]

on the edge

[prime compass]

Who do I support..

[alpine raft]

BULGARIA GOES INTO SERBIA

[prime compass]

@quick idol my ally!
Who are you supporting

Oh

[burnt wren]

Send 50% of my troops for now to take position on the bunkers and trenches

[alpine raft]

ok

[quick idol]

i hate serbia!!!

[alpine raft]

insane surprise progress

[burnt wren]

AND...
Produce guns and uniforms for newly recruited soldiers

[quick idol]

just advance further into macedonia

[frosty drum]

@burnt wren dms

[quick idol]

bro is all talk but no action

I invaded serbia before you

[alpine raft]

ok

[prime compass]

@alpine raft
Declare war on Serbia..and send supplies to Bulgaria

[burnt wren]

I'm stacking up for now

[hollow wasp]

@alpine raft invade Greece. Be very gentle to local populations since I want to set up a vassal state in Greece (little based in balkans

[alpine raft]

WHAT

[quick idol]

you are based

[frosty drum]

That means you're going ro war with russ8a

[alpine raft]

what the

[prime compass]

Bulgaria is my ally

[quick idol]

Woah 👽

[prime compass]

I will NEVER leave my allies side

[alpine raft]

@balmy epoch im making you npc for now

ok

russia says enough

[burnt wren]

How many soldiers do I have?

[alpine raft]

@burnt wren are you declaring on serbia?

[alpine raft]

enough

[prime compass]

Do it

[burnt wren]

Yes

[alpine raft]

are you declaring on serbia or not?

[alpine raft]

ok

[alpine raft]

ok

[quick idol]

Finally bro

[burnt wren]

Yes

[alpine raft]

russia declares on @burnt wren

[burnt wren]

Let's end this shit fr