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frosty drum
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Yep

brittle gust
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Free version is pretty good

low agate
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Lemme put a biome thing on the lands fr

frosty drum
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@brittle gust rate it so far from 1 to 10

heavy hornet
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red circle to show where I refer to

low agate
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Green circle for the exact land?

heavy hornet
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Yeah

low agate
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Ok

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What color

heavy hornet
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Dark green

low agate
tiny wren
# heavy hornet

You should have highlighted more the place where you wanted to go, I could barely see it.

low agate
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He has that really small island

tiny wren
low agate
heavy hornet
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I will take the spiral archipelago then the northern spiral

low agate
tiny wren
heavy hornet
tiny wren
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I'm not even sure if I would succeed at sweeping it.

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Because as far as I know, the Host hates me.

radiant oyster
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Does anyone want to do a spontaneous one shot mapwar?

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I’ve got a few hours to kill

heavy hornet
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I don’t sleep until 5 am

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so yeah I’ve got a while

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@hollow wasp

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you in

low agate
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@brittle gust

radiant oyster
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This is a roll based one as is the norm now

low agate
tiny wren
low agate
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I'm a gambler

low agate
tiny wren
heavy hornet
low agate
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Why is there an alarm blaring outside

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At 1 AM

hollow garden
low agate
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It sounds like the tornado drill alarm

heavy hornet
hollow garden
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That's rough

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or wait this is a drill?

heavy hornet
low agate
low agate
tiny wren
low agate
tiny wren
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Yes

low agate
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Logic + Math but also not reality

tiny wren
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Is it: "Whoever types the fastest WINS!" type?

low agate
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No rolls

heavy hornet
tiny wren
low agate
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I'll be doing calculations for a lot of stuff

low agate
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Like

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You can't just travel across the whole map

tiny wren
low agate
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You need boats to travel water

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Spawning in certain regions will make you more suited to them though

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Like

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You spawn in the Arctic, you'll have better resistance to cold temperatures

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You spawn in mountains, you'll be better at climbing

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Stuff like that

tiny wren
heavy hornet
low agate
radiant oyster
heavy hornet
tiny wren
low agate
radiant oyster
low agate
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Like if you're just building stuff it'll be low

radiant oyster
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Btw @low agate anyone else playing yet?

low agate
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But if you're sailing across the entire map it'll be high

radiant oyster
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Anyone want to play a quick one shot mw?

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Roll based

tiny wren
low agate
low agate
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I can sleep later

radiant oyster
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They way I’m doing it is everyone does their “action” which can be up to three minor actions, or 1 minor & 1 major, I deem what level an action is

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Then I’ll update the map

low agate
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Besides I got late school start

tiny wren
radiant oyster
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Sure

low agate
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Should I remix?

radiant oyster
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We need at least 1 more person

low agate
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@heavy hornet

radiant oyster
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Choose a colour & starting position

tiny wren
low agate
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Lemme get hex code

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0A2D4B

tiny wren
heavy hornet
radiant oyster
low agate
radiant oyster
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Wait my editor can do hex

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Nice

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IOE choose a lighter colour plz

low agate
radiant oyster
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@heavy hornet Choose a colour

tiny wren
radiant oyster
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IOE: Blue
Ark: Crimson
Jolly: needs to respond

low agate
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I could've always done crimson tbh

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Wait

heavy hornet
low agate
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Magenta

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Mind is failing

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Help

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I saw the word crimson as I was trying to type

prime compass
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@radiant oyster invade ioe and enslave his people

radiant oyster
low agate
prime compass
radiant oyster
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Btw to start with y’all don’t have very major mobility options

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Also, attacks aren’t instant so that’ll be fun

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Time to set up map

heavy hornet
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serious mw or memewar

low agate
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Some of my favorite hexes
0A2D4B
C20890

tiny wren
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Oh wait, no.

queen hemlock
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Btw it is 2:30 in the morning

queen hemlock
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Named "Booyag"

tiny wren
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Btw what's the setting?

radiant oyster
queen hemlock
radiant oyster
radiant oyster
radiant oyster
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We have a magenta & crimson already

queen hemlock
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Ok grey

radiant oyster
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ALR

tiny wren
queen hemlock
tiny wren
queen hemlock
low agate
tiny wren
low agate
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I said magenta as my alt color but it became my official

queen hemlock
queen hemlock
radiant oyster
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@queen hemlock gets a innate maritime advantage

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Becuase of small starting area & islands

queen hemlock
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Can I be fish people that primarily fish for lesser fish

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👽

radiant oyster
brittle gust
brittle gust
radiant oyster
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ALR we starting

queen hemlock
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Ok

radiant oyster
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You get 3 minor actions, or 1 major & 1 minor, I decide what is what

tiny wren
low agate
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@radiant oyster what's something we're not allowed to do

radiant oyster
tiny wren
radiant oyster
radiant oyster
tiny wren
low agate
radiant oyster
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Just to double check can y’all say your colour again

heavy hornet
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@radiant oyster build really good boats

radiant oyster
queen hemlock
radiant oyster
low agate
heavy hornet
haughty inletBOT
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kermitthefrog74.

:game_die: You rolled 3

tiny wren
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Yikes

heavy hornet
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damn

radiant oyster
radiant oyster
radiant oyster
low agate
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@radiant oyster can I try to transmute a philosophers stone

queen hemlock
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Ok bro I can't roll in here

radiant oyster
radiant oyster
tiny wren
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@radiant oyster I'd like to expand southwards.

low agate
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Can I try to learn alchemy?

queen hemlock
radiant oyster
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So like you invest in alchemy for now?

radiant oyster
tiny wren
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Can we build infrastructures btw?

low agate
radiant oyster
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I’ll roll for you viper

queen hemlock
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Ok I got it

low agate
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What should I roll for alchemy?

radiant oyster
vital latch
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,roll 20 expand

haughty inletBOT
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c0smicpotato

:game_die: You rolled 4

tiny wren
haughty inletBOT
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khalixmaximus

:game_die: You rolled 6

radiant oyster
low agate
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,roll 50

haughty inletBOT
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halo0pk0ok

:game_die: You rolled 19

radiant oyster
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,roll 20

haughty inletBOT
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baron_von_general

:game_die: You rolled 14

low agate
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Aw darn

queen hemlock
radiant oyster
queen hemlock
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Damn ok

tiny wren
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@radiant oyster I'd like to teach my people Basic Craftsmanship.

radiant oyster
low agate
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@radiant oyster was that a large roll?

radiant oyster
queen hemlock
tiny wren
radiant oyster
# haughty inlet

Your people have proven alchemy is real but could not replicate anthing meaningful

low agate
radiant oyster
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Jolly u still have a minor action left

heavy hornet
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Minor: mine for iron

low agate
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What do I have remaining?

queen hemlock
heavy hornet
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I’m making steel and then gunpowder

queen hemlock
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Aren't we like a handful of tribal mfs rn

low agate
heavy hornet
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y’all see where it’s going

tiny wren
radiant oyster
heavy hornet
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,roll 10

haughty inletBOT
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kermitthefrog74.

:game_die: You rolled 7

low agate
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@radiant oyster was my alchemy roll a major?

radiant oyster
queen hemlock
low agate
tiny wren
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Major*

low agate
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You don't understand how peak this is

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I have dino nuggets rn

queen hemlock
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We fish the fish and ride the fish

low agate
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@radiant oyster I would like to invent dino nuggets

radiant oyster
# tiny wren Do I still get a Majour?

To recap:
khalix expands southwards somewhat
Viper discovers a new land far to the north
IoE proves alchemy exists
Jolly discovers rich iron deposits in their land

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Turn 1 complete

low agate
heavy hornet
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can do now thing?

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the duality of questions

radiant oyster
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2 minors or 1 major

low agate
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Fine...

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Dino nuggets can wait

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I need philosophers stone first

queen hemlock
radiant oyster
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Khalix is red
IoE is magenta
Jolly is green
Viper is real right

low agate
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Research alchemy!

heavy hornet
radiant oyster
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Once I send the next map turn 2 starts

low agate
queen hemlock
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How would that even work

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In a tribal society

heavy hornet
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Mine more
use previously acquired iron to build better tools and weapons

radiant oyster
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ALR turn 2 started

low agate
queen hemlock
low agate
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We'll get dino nuggets after we get alchemy

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Because then we can transmute nuggets fr

radiant oyster
radiant oyster
low agate
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,roll 50

haughty inletBOT
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halo0pk0ok

:game_die: You rolled 13

queen hemlock
haughty inletBOT
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pit_v1per

:game_die: You rolled 26

radiant oyster
queen hemlock
low agate
heavy hornet
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Mine more
use previously acquired iron to build better tools and weapons

radiant oyster
# haughty inlet

Sharks and other sea creatures are now peaceful towards you (EFFECT: maritime wrecks or losses are less severe)

radiant oyster
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You get another minor jolly

heavy hornet
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,roll 20

haughty inletBOT
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kermitthefrog74.

:game_die: You rolled 20

radiant oyster
queen hemlock
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Ok now I'm just testing the waters (pun intended) to see how ridiculous this 3 island village can get

radiant oyster
low agate
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I will eventually get alchemy...

radiant oyster
heavy hornet
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Last minor thingy

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uhh

queen hemlock
heavy hornet
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is it too early to invent gunpowder

tiny wren
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@radiant oyster I'd like to:

  1. Construct a barracks and start training people.
  2. Make stables and start taming horses.
queen hemlock
radiant oyster
low agate
heavy hornet
queen hemlock
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Really someone with a volcano in their territory has the only shot of accidentally making gunpowder

tiny wren
haughty inletBOT
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khalixmaximus

:game_die: You rolled 12

tiny wren
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,roll 20

haughty inletBOT
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khalixmaximus

:game_die: You rolled 18

radiant oyster
queen hemlock
radiant oyster
# haughty inlet

You construct a barracks, your tribe now has a modest standing army

heavy hornet
low agate
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I'm purple

queen hemlock
radiant oyster
# haughty inlet

Your tribes are now proficient in horse taming (EFFECT: can invent cavalry)

queen hemlock
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That would like end the world

low agate
queen hemlock
radiant oyster
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Gg on plague doctor btw

queen hemlock
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Killing your own nation and everyon else off

radiant oyster
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I’m making it so if he gets the stone it’s powerful but has side rffecrs

low agate
radiant oyster
radiant oyster
low agate
heavy hornet
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,roll 10

haughty inletBOT
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kermitthefrog74.

:game_die: You rolled 2

radiant oyster
queen hemlock
low agate
queen hemlock
low agate
radiant oyster
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To recap:
khalix: made a modest army, and learnt how to tame horses
IoE: small experiments with alchemy
Viper: placated marine wildlife
Jolly: legendary Iron smithery

queen hemlock
radiant oyster
low agate
queen hemlock
low agate
queen hemlock
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Oil won't be thing till like after we're all dead

radiant oyster
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No visual difference lel

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Turn 3 start!

low agate
queen hemlock
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We will NOT make to an industiral revolution

heavy hornet
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me staring down from my tower made of guns:

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Invent gunpowder

low agate
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I'm not gonna stop until I succeed

radiant oyster
haughty inletBOT
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halo0pk0ok

:game_die: You rolled 25

low agate
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Not bad

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Above 50%

tiny wren
radiant oyster
low agate
queen hemlock
# radiant oyster Turn 3 start!

major: attempt to domesticate marine aimals yet again (For industrial purposes)
minor: fully claim that last like pixel or two in our name

low agate
radiant oyster
# haughty inlet

You make a breakthrough! Your alchemists have learnt basic things such as how to transmute heat directly into fire & food. (EFFECT: slightly increases effectiveness on enemy-front battles, and give access to a very special tech line)

haughty inletBOT
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pit_v1per

:game_die: You rolled 21

radiant oyster
tiny wren
tiny wren
queen hemlock
radiant oyster
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Ark roll 20

radiant oyster
tiny wren
radiant oyster
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Becuase of your proficiency with horses

tiny wren
haughty inletBOT
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khalixmaximus

:game_die: You rolled 25

radiant oyster
low agate
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Bro rolled higher and still got perfect

heavy hornet
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jeepers

radiant oyster
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EFFECT: nye unstoppable cavalry, at the cost of it being far weaker on battles on other lands

low agate
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@radiant oyster how many more successful alchemy rolls until I can try for the stone

radiant oyster
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(Horses hard to transport over ocean)

heavy hornet
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how much roll for gunpowder

radiant oyster
radiant oyster
low agate
heavy hornet
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,roll 100

haughty inletBOT
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kermitthefrog74.

:game_die: You rolled 11

heavy hornet
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well shit

radiant oyster
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Remember every failed roll that isn’t a Desaster makes it slightly easier

radiant oyster
radiant oyster
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Viper role 20

queen hemlock
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Oh

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,roll 20

haughty inletBOT
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pit_v1per

:game_die: You rolled 13

radiant oyster
tiny wren
queen hemlock
radiant oyster
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EFFECT: can much more effectively transport large goods or things over ocean

low agate
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I'm gonna use my next turn for minor actions instead of a major

queen hemlock
tiny wren
low agate
heavy hornet
queen hemlock
heavy hornet
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I’m gonna pop y’all with a 50 caliber revolver

low agate
radiant oyster
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To recap:
khalix: became master cavalrists
Halo: first known large-scale breakthrough with alchemy
Jolly: fails to invent gunpowder
Viper: tames whales for beast of burden (and solidifies capital more)

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Viper on his way to research artificial islands & shit

queen hemlock
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Actually yeah

low agate
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Even a tank shell did shit to a homonculus

queen hemlock
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I can go full Xenoblade 2 in this

heavy hornet
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Can I just roll for gunpowder again

radiant oyster
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I love how y’all are specialising so much

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Turn 4 start!

low agate
radiant oyster
queen hemlock
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@radiant oyster Would you hate me if I invented moving territory

heavy hornet
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,roll 100 gunpowder

haughty inletBOT
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kermitthefrog74.

:game_die: You rolled 49

low agate
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Let me have this...

heavy hornet
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I will burn this planet down

radiant oyster
low agate
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Let me have the dino nuggets...

radiant oyster
# haughty inlet

You learn how to make a crude substance that explodes violently when lit on fire

tiny wren
queen hemlock
# radiant oyster Turn 4 start!

Major: Do just that. Expand the concept of packmuling whales into being actual landmasses serving as portable homes over the seas
Minor: A lot of population increasing

radiant oyster
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(You made primative napalm)

low agate
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@radiant oyster lemme have the nuggets or I'm never gonna stop alchemy rolls

tiny wren
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I guess I'll go with Expansion

radiant oyster
low agate
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Just let me have this

radiant oyster
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Roll 10 (this is certain succeed it’s just for how much)

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For expansion

low agate
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,roll 10

haughty inletBOT
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halo0pk0ok

:game_die: You rolled 10

radiant oyster
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The ROL 10 was you ark

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Halo stole it lel

low agate
radiant oyster
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Halo roll 30

tiny wren
haughty inletBOT
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khalixmaximus

:game_die: You rolled 1

tiny wren
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Now it's gone

radiant oyster
heavy hornet
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I forgot I can also do a minor

radiant oyster
#

6

low agate
tiny wren
low agate
#

Fedding off of my luck istg

heavy hornet
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Improve my infrastructure

low agate
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Can't a man just have his dino nuggets?

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@radiant oyster this is a major roll right?

prime compass
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,roll 20

haughty inletBOT
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belemin_

:game_die: You rolled 11

radiant oyster
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@queen hemlock roll 20

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(+5)

heavy hornet
haughty inletBOT
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kermitthefrog74.

:game_die: You rolled 2

low agate
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Add chocolate milk to the inventing if I'm rolling for nuggets on a major

radiant oyster
queen hemlock
haughty inletBOT
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pit_v1per

:game_die: You rolled 7

tiny wren
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@low agate don't your parents ground you for staying up too late?

queen hemlock
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Is that the +5

radiant oyster
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Yes

queen hemlock
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Or did it just not register it

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I hml

radiant oyster
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I’ll count that as you managed to attatch small rafts to the whales allowing for even more effient transport

queen hemlock
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Ok so did my attempts at significantly boosting the population fail? 👽

radiant oyster
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To recap:
kahlix expanded southward
Jolly makes crude liquid explosives
Halo invents very nutritious food (increases field army effective’s)
Viper puts rafts on the back of whales

radiant oyster
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You did earlier

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The roll 10

low agate
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Do I have dino nuggets

radiant oyster
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Bro invented protein powder

low agate
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I'll make the perfect nuggets soon...

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I need a philosophers stone for it, it seems...

heavy hornet
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Is improving my unstable nitroglycerin major im guessing it’s major

radiant oyster
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Let me update the map first

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Turn 5 start

vital latch
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,roll 20 buy chicken nuggets from a mac donalds

haughty inletBOT
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c0smicpotato

:game_die: You rolled 4

low agate
vital latch
radiant oyster
low agate
#

,roll 20

haughty inletBOT
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halo0pk0ok

:game_die: You rolled 18

queen hemlock
# radiant oyster Turn 5 start

Major: did we invent ranged weaponry yet? if not then yeah we like incorporate them into the rafts like a fucking turret but with people
Minor: We should like farm some fish so we can fish them later

radiant oyster
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Cosmic your not in the game

low agate
radiant oyster
#

(+5)

vital latch
heavy hornet
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Nitroglycerin again

queen hemlock
#

,roll 20

haughty inletBOT
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pit_v1per

:game_die: You rolled 20

heavy hornet
#

Roll 100?

queen hemlock
low agate
vital latch
#

,roll 20 expand "game room culture"

haughty inletBOT
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c0smicpotato

:game_die: You rolled 17

queen hemlock
vital latch
tiny wren
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@radiant oyster is making Composite Bows a Major move?

low agate
heavy hornet
radiant oyster
# haughty inlet

You make another breakthrough! Your alchemists are now able to directly transmute basic materials into eachother (large boost in resource gathering rolls)

heavy hornet
tiny wren
queen hemlock
radiant oyster
# haughty inlet

Your whale rafts are now fitted with massive defence harpoons, also capable of anchoring the rafts to land

tiny wren
#

Like they can penetrate your armour even a mile away

radiant oyster
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But they won’t be op

heavy hornet
radiant oyster
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You just decribed what viper invented

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& viper had specialised tech & a perfect roll for thwt

vital latch
tiny wren
heavy hornet
queen hemlock
#

RIght now I am peak at fishing

radiant oyster
heavy hornet
#

gun better

radiant oyster
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Cavalry can only effectively use short bows

low agate
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I WILL make the perfect nuggets...

radiant oyster
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Jolly roll 50

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(+5)

heavy hornet
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,roll 50

haughty inletBOT
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kermitthefrog74.

:game_die: You rolled 19

queen hemlock
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I will make an economic empire on fish

heavy hornet
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well damn

queen hemlock
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I'll monopolize the fish

low agate
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@radiant oyster I'm gonna assume my roll was a major

heavy hornet
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Last roll it was 49 now its 24

radiant oyster
# haughty inlet

You manage to figure out how to store the substance for moderate amounts of time without it blowing up randomly

heavy hornet
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Why is it always one below mid

radiant oyster
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So ark what u doing?

queen hemlock
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Khalix died

radiant oyster
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Btw ark I recommend making a second settlement soon

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Notice how your cavalry only weakly capture land

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Settlements moderately capture them

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Big cities strongly capture

tiny wren
queen hemlock
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In Khalix's will it explicitly states Dr. Viper obtain all control of Khalix's nation in the Baron MW

tiny wren
tiny wren
haughty inletBOT
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khalixmaximus

:game_die: You rolled 18

tiny wren
#

,roll 20

haughty inletBOT
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khalixmaximus

:game_die: You rolled 11

heavy hornet
#

Also for minor I want do more tools

radiant oyster
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THIS ISNT START OF NEXT TURN JUST AN EXAMPLE
Look at the left, there’s 3 tiers of claiming

radiant oyster
low agate
heavy hornet
tiny wren
heavy hornet
tiny wren
#

Pls don't

radiant oyster
queen hemlock
radiant oyster
low agate
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My people have one goal

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Make

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Dino

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Nuggets

radiant oyster
#

Random event coming in 2 turns btw

queen hemlock
radiant oyster
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To recap:
jolly figured out how to store his unstable liquid explosives
Viper added massive defence harpoons to his rafts
Khalix invented horse rakers & made them faster
Halo figured out how to transmute basic substances at will

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Turn 5 start!

low agate
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Research alchemy

low agate
queen hemlock
# radiant oyster Turn 5 start!

Major: We should build houses on the whale rafts, creating a basic warship (Now with more harpoons)
minor: That LAST PIXEL PLEASE

radiant oyster
low agate
queen hemlock
haughty inletBOT
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pit_v1per

:game_die: You rolled 3

radiant oyster
tiny wren
radiant oyster
#

Your marine bonus is in effect now

low agate
#

@radiant oyster what if I roll higher than 20

tiny wren
haughty inletBOT
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khalixmaximus

:game_die: You rolled 6

queen hemlock
#

Can I say we invented heavy weaponry on a raft before a house

radiant oyster
queen hemlock
#

,roll 20+5

haughty inletBOT
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pit_v1per

:game_die: You rolled 13

low agate
haughty inletBOT
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halo0pk0ok

:game_die: You rolled 24

tiny wren
radiant oyster
low agate
#

Peak

radiant oyster
radiant oyster
low agate
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I'm a gambler

radiant oyster
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You make more advances into necromancy, you can now turn iron & lead into precious metals

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Btw the more alchemy you do there’s a chance terrible roles have huge consequences

low agate
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If I can roll lower but receive better results from a higher roll

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I'll do it

radiant oyster
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The more extreme the alchemy the worse the consequence

low agate
radiant oyster
radiant oyster
radiant oyster
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Shown as bright teal for movement

#

@oak fable Ur turn

queen hemlock
#

Who

radiant oyster
#

@heavy hornet

#

Misping before lel

heavy hornet
#

English

#

Better nitroglycerin fr fr

#

Roll 50?

radiant oyster
#

Roll 50 + 10

heavy hornet
#

,roll 50

haughty inletBOT
#
kermitthefrog74.

:game_die: You rolled 21

radiant oyster
#

Your getting good with the chemical so your scientists know what to expect

#

31

#

The scientists have discovered how to make a more subdued version of the substance that can be much more reliably stored & detonated intentionally

#

To recap:
viper makes their harpoon rafts much bigger & permenantly habitable
Khalix establishes a new major city
Halo makes further advances into alchemy
Jolly stabilises their war crime material

#

RANDOM EVENT TIME!

queen hemlock
#

Nuclear bomb

radiant oyster
#

Time to spin!

low agate
#

Inevitable?

#

Thanos?

heavy hornet
tiny wren
#

No way it's me

queen hemlock
#

Please be cataclysmic for funny

radiant oyster
queen hemlock
#

Please be Halo

heavy hornet
#

please be catastrophic

tiny wren
radiant oyster
heavy hornet
low agate
queen hemlock
# low agate

We will make it impoosible to invent dino nuggies

tiny wren
radiant oyster
# radiant oyster

Groups of wild savages have banded together in some places, not an immediate threat but they are there…

heavy hornet
#

combined effort? Liberal talk

radiant oyster
queen hemlock
#

the fishers got out of hand

low agate
radiant oyster
#

Lmao

low agate
#

Imma be fr

tiny wren
#

I like how everyone disagrees regarding making "Combined Effort"

low agate
#

If they spawn near me

#

They're getting turned into a stone

queen hemlock
heavy hornet
#

@radiant oyster is blowing up the mumbo jumbo people a major or minor turn

tiny wren
#

We homies

heavy hornet
queen hemlock
#

I got fish

#

fish

#

and bigger fish

tiny wren
#

I guess I got nothing

heavy hornet
#

people are traceable

queen hemlock
#

True

#

Can I buy your people Khalix

heavy hornet
#

able to be trode

radiant oyster
#

Turn 6 start!

low agate
tiny wren
radiant oyster
#

(They are super low tech but had no competition)

radiant oyster
low agate
#

,roll 20

haughty inletBOT
#
halo0pk0ok

:game_die: You rolled 3

radiant oyster
#

13

low agate
#

13

#

Lucky +10

heavy hornet
radiant oyster
#

Your people, bolstered but the unnaturally good food, manage to explore into the wilderness near your capital, expanding into it & instantly sitting up a small settlement

queen hemlock
# radiant oyster Turn 6 start!

Major: you know how you said I'm on my way to invent artificial land? Yeah let's convert a couple warship whales into a fucking city
minor: can we like harvest a lot of metal ore cause these splinters hurt

tiny wren
#

@radiant oyster I'd like to expand (west)

tiny wren
#

Got any tips for me?

queen hemlock
radiant oyster
#

It’s a minor btw choose another

radiant oyster
low agate
#

@radiant oyster was my roll major or minor

heavy hornet
#

minor action go spy on the uncivilized people

tiny wren
haughty inletBOT
#
khalixmaximus

:game_die: You rolled 6

radiant oyster
low agate
#

Because khalix got a minor expansion roll

radiant oyster
queen hemlock
haughty inletBOT
#
pit_v1per

:game_die: You rolled 23

radiant oyster
queen hemlock
#

UNNATURAL 30

tiny wren
radiant oyster
#

He has tech that makes traversal much easier

radiant oyster
tiny wren
haughty inletBOT
#
khalixmaximus

:game_die: You rolled 1

tiny wren
#

Okay

radiant oyster
tiny wren
low agate
low agate
queen hemlock
tiny wren
radiant oyster
low agate
tiny wren
low agate
queen hemlock
#

The Halo v Khalix war is real

radiant oyster
#

Jolly roll 30 + 10

heavy hornet
#

,roll 30

haughty inletBOT
#
kermitthefrog74.

:game_die: You rolled 23

tiny wren
heavy hornet
#

Right on

tiny wren
#

Trying to do everything just to bring me down

low agate
queen hemlock
#

Me when MW can be peaceful

radiant oyster
tiny wren
heavy hornet
radiant oyster
queen hemlock
low agate
heavy hornet
radiant oyster
#

To recap
halo expanded & settled with alchemy
Viper made a floating city
Arkhalix explanded westward
Jolly made effictivly napalm

thorn dragon
radiant oyster
#

The savages did nothing this turn

queen hemlock
radiant oyster
#

Turn 7 start!

low agate
radiant oyster
#

But they can be involved with actions

queen hemlock
tiny wren
radiant oyster
#

Roll 20

low agate
#

,roll 20

haughty inletBOT
#
halo0pk0ok

:game_die: You rolled 5

radiant oyster
heavy hornet
radiant oyster
low agate
queen hemlock
# radiant oyster Turn 7 start!

Major: Fuck it. Everyone else is getting weird magic shit. Let us try to telepathically communicate with marine life
minor: can we add to the floating city

heavy hornet
#

Speaking of blowing up stuff

tiny wren
low agate
radiant oyster
#
  1. You become more adept in alchemy all round (another +2 to your alchemy bonus lel)
radiant oyster
low agate
#

,roll 20

haughty inletBOT
#
halo0pk0ok

:game_die: You rolled 4

radiant oyster
#

If you roll a Nat 1 ever with alchemy from now on terrible shit happens

#

The higher your alchemy bonus the more cataclysmic the fallout will be

low agate
radiant oyster
tiny wren
#

@radiant oyster I'd like to:

  1. Make a settlement in the West Coast.
  2. Train my army more, especially in "swift warfare"
low agate
#

I saw someone backfire and turn their arm into half a gun though

queen hemlock
haughty inletBOT
#
pit_v1per

:game_die: You rolled 24

heavy hornet
#

for major I invent cannons
minor I mine for metal

tiny wren
haughty inletBOT
#
khalixmaximus

:game_die: You rolled 8

tiny wren
#

,roll 20

radiant oyster
haughty inletBOT
#
khalixmaximus

:game_die: You rolled 19

tiny wren
#

I'm never good with rolls

low agate
queen hemlock
low agate
#

Like

#

I've never seen a stone backfire in alchemy

#

It bypasses equivalent exchange

heavy hornet
#

What need role for make cannon?

radiant oyster
heavy hornet
#

And for mine

queen hemlock
radiant oyster
#

They massively Empower positive & negative

radiant oyster
queen hemlock
radiant oyster
#

Roll 20 + 5 jolly

low agate
queen hemlock
#

It's not animal cruelty if they enjoy it

heavy hornet
#

,roll 20

haughty inletBOT
#
kermitthefrog74.

:game_die: You rolled 20

heavy hornet
#

HELL YEAH

radiant oyster
#

You made short range napalm cannons

#

To recap:
viper can talk to whales now
Halo has almost mastered alchemy
Khalix makes a 3rd (small) settlement & improves horses further.
Jolly makes napalm cannons

low agate
radiant oyster
#

The savages strengthen their numbers further (they will get stronger the longer their left alone)

low agate
queen hemlock
#

We should like cooridnately attack them

#

All of us

low agate
#

I wanna test something

heavy hornet
#

Major: improve cannons by having them also be able to shoot cannonballs for longer range shits
Minor: send a guy in a boat to scout out the savages

low agate
#

I'm gonna master alchemy then say hey to the savages

queen hemlock
#

I'm going to take one of their buildings with harpoons

radiant oyster
#

Turn 8 start! (WARNING: double event after this turn!)

heavy hornet
tiny wren
radiant oyster
queen hemlock
low agate
heavy hornet
#

before I spend another minute

radiant oyster
tiny wren
heavy hornet
#

Living among those savages

radiant oyster
low agate
#

@queen hemlock lemme handle the savages and I'll leave you alone fr

low agate
haughty inletBOT
#
halo0pk0ok

:game_die: You rolled 17

low agate
#

40

#

PEAK

#

Wait

#

30

#

I'm tired

#

My math isn't mathing

radiant oyster
# haughty inlet
  1. You discover the process for making the philosophers stone, but it’s an incredibly risky process
queen hemlock
radiant oyster
#

Halo might be abt to blow up his continent btw

queen hemlock
queen hemlock
haughty inletBOT
#
pit_v1per

:game_die: You rolled 17

low agate
#

@radiant oyster I would like to transmute boats with the alchemy, boats capable of carrying a small army at least

radiant oyster
#

I sure hope the next event doesn’t empower them…

queen hemlock
low agate
#

If not, I'll just make boats

radiant oyster
queen hemlock
#

YES

low agate
#

,roll 10

haughty inletBOT
#
halo0pk0ok

:game_die: You rolled 10

low agate
#

This is peak

#

I'm visiting the savages next round

#

With gifts so they don't kill me

radiant oyster
#

You create magical boats of almost invincible glass

#

They are small but impossibly swift

low agate
#

All I gotta do is travel

queen hemlock
#

Can we invent the geneva convention and like execute Halo now

radiant oyster
#

Halo might be op rn but they are the only one with looming threat of cortical backfire

low agate
#

I don't care about fighting on the boats

low agate
tiny wren
#

@radiant oyster I'd like to:

  1. Start harnessing resources within my territory, such as wood, metals, and other valuable materials.
  2. Establish an industrial hub in my central settlement to mass-produce weapons, armor, siege machines for my warriors using said resources.
low agate
#

@radiant oyster how many savages are there?

radiant oyster
#

What’s jolly doing

radiant oyster
low agate
queen hemlock
radiant oyster
heavy hornet
radiant oyster
haughty inletBOT
#
khalixmaximus

:game_die: You rolled 24

low agate
heavy hornet
#

,Roll 20

haughty inletBOT
#
kermitthefrog74.

:game_die: You rolled 2

radiant oyster
heavy hornet
#

well damn

low agate
queen hemlock
#

I'm inventing cannons next and reinforcing architecture

radiant oyster
# haughty inlet

Cannons fail but you learn that the savages are ruled by a tyrannical warlord

heavy hornet
queen hemlock
#

THEY AREN'T US

#

KILL EM

low agate
#

I'll visit the savages

radiant oyster
#

To recap:
IoE makes magic speedboats
Viper gets Iron Age tech & properly colonises the northern exploration
Jolly learns that the savages are ruled by a warlord
Khalix goes into Industrial Revolution

tiny wren
heavy hornet
#

they’re…

#

NOT LIKE US?

queen hemlock
#

Yeah

#

THey're barely human

low agate
queen hemlock
low agate
#

Trust me

tiny wren
low agate
#

Letting me visit the savages is the best outcome

heavy hornet
low agate
#

If I roll a 1

#

Then it's gg for me and the savages both

#

If I don't

#

Then it's gg for the savages

radiant oyster
#

EVENT!!

heavy hornet
#

Nevermind

low agate
#

Bring it

heavy hornet
#

I fear nothing

radiant oyster
low agate
#

@queen hemlock @heavy hornet I'm going to politely request you let me speak with the savages

#

I won't bother either of you

queen hemlock
# radiant oyster

Major: Invent cannons
Minor: Reinforce architecture
Move the floating city up a bit

low agate
low agate
radiant oyster
#

EVENT 1: the tyrannical warlord finds a peice of ancient tech, but doesn’t know how to use it properly, they may cause very erratic consequences

EVENT 2: global sea levels rise slightly

queen hemlock
heavy hornet
tiny wren
radiant oyster
#

Turn 8 hasn’t started yet

low agate
tiny wren
low agate
#

Don't worry...

low agate
tiny wren
queen hemlock
#

Call me Noah but I'm about to build an Arc

low agate
#

@heavy hornet No matter how my rolls end, the savages will end up gone

#

I might go too

#

But the savages going is guaranteed

tiny wren
#

@radiant oyster I'd like to:

  1. Upgrade my army's weaponry using newly harnessed resources, improving their overall effectiveness.
  2. Construct fast warships designed for rapid naval expansion.
low agate
#

He hasn't started the turn yet

radiant oyster
tiny wren
#

Mb, he showed the map

radiant oyster
#

TURN 8 START

queen hemlock
low agate
heavy hornet
#

@radiant oyster I wanna
A create longer range cannons
B build more cannons

tiny wren
queen hemlock
haughty inletBOT
#
pit_v1per

:game_die: You rolled 1

haughty inletBOT
#
pit_v1per

:game_die: You rolled 1

radiant oyster
#

Low how there’s suddenly a tech rush

tiny wren
radiant oyster
#

Arms race

tiny wren
#

I'll go with the latter @radiant oyster

radiant oyster
#

Alchemy Vs Industrial Vs Spirit Vs Chemical tech who wins lel

radiant oyster
heavy hornet
haughty inletBOT
#
kermitthefrog74.

:game_die: You rolled 16