🎲game-room

[tiny wren]

My goal is to occupy the demon nation and secure the entrance to hell

But you keep sending demons

[low agate]

Yeah

,roll 5000

[haughty inlet]

halo0pk0ok

:game_die: You rolled 526

[low agate]

,roll 1000

[haughty inlet]

halo0pk0ok

:game_die: You rolled 183

[tiny wren]

,roll 80 train more Templars back in the overworld

[haughty inlet]

khalixmaximus

:game_die: You rolled 23

[tiny wren]

,roll 50 recruit more mercenary

[haughty inlet]

khalixmaximus

:game_die: You rolled 21

[tiny wren]

Seriously I hate this turn based system

There's just no way to make actual progress without being lucky

[low agate]

I love gambling

[tiny wren]

I still have an army I'm the overworld right?

[low agate]

Yes

[tiny wren]

,roll 100 bring more reinforcement

[haughty inlet]

khalixmaximus

:game_die: You rolled 97

[low agate]

They jump down too

[tiny wren]

(From the kingdom)

[low agate]

Oh

Your army goes to help at the gateway

[tiny wren]

,roll 60 the ships keep firing at the large demons

[haughty inlet]

khalixmaximus

:game_die: You rolled 37

[low agate]

I'm gonna take a break

[tiny wren]

Okay

[novel jay]

You’ve been doing this the ENTIRE DAY

[low agate]

And I'll keep going

[novel jay]

Why???

[low agate]

Because

[novel jay]

Tomorrow is a weekday

[low agate]

I can

[low agate]

Does it look like I care?

[low agate]

@tender storm thoughts on this?

[tender storm]

Why's the water red

[low agate]

That's the hell map

A gateway to hell opened from event

And I made hell map

[tender storm]

Peak

All look good

[low agate]

Wanna join fr

[wild mason]

the hell map

looks like a being

staring at me

[low agate]

The spirals are mostly lined up

[wild mason]

https://tenor.com/view/aki-chainsaw-chainsawman-gif-26394613

[brittle gust]

Is it me or does the second one legit look like a face

[low agate]

Where

[hollow garden]

Today I have completed an oscillation around the sun

Since the day of my birth

[prime compass]

@hollow garden happy bay of dirth

[low agate]

Bro drew sonic

[balmy epoch]

@hollow garden happy birthday

[jagged niche]

Join the online mapwars ong
https://worldbox-mapwars.vercel.app/

[mortal moat]

The blood of the innocent

[hollow garden]

Thank you Andrej tamur

[hollow garden]

Labaik ya honey bee

[hollow garden]

It's the other world

Thing are wacky there

Like stranger things

[brittle gust]

Happy birthday klez

You getting cake, yeah?

[hollow garden]

Thanks nolta

[hollow garden]

Actually no

at least not today

We are waiting until my sibling comes back from their work this weekend then we will eat cake

[brittle gust]

Ah okay

Have a great weekend party, in the meanwhile enjoy the day

[hollow wasp]

@low agate are people colonising hell 😂

[hollow wasp]

Klez is born on paddies day?

Happy birthday klez!

[heavy hornet]

hell spiral

[hollow wasp]

You’re weird Fr

I was first there I want it all!

https://tenor.com/view/the-simpsons-mr-burns-muahahaha-evil-laugh-gif-4482837

[heavy hornet]

i will annihilate you

[hollow wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/you-will-try-anakin-skywalker-anakin-skywalker-made-by-fordo-gif-27525595

I literally hit ercan with Zeus’s lightning last time I had a conflict

[heavy hornet]

we haven’t had any conflict yet

[heavy hornet]

Idk I’ve been gone for like 8 hours

[hollow wasp]

@heavy hornet

[heavy hornet]

idk lighting can’t stop immortal people

Debbie and Nolan are essentially the most powerful people on the planet

course Nolan is in hell right now

[hollow wasp]

Me ‘n zeus are buddies. He clutched up 3 times out of 3. I was the first person across the gates of hell. Fear me!

[heavy hornet]

Zeus is off having 80 affairs for like 2 months right now

so he’s busy

[hollow wasp]

Oof

He’ll remember the homies fr

[tiny wren]

@low agate you up?

[simple oriole]

Yessir

[steel lodge]

guys we need more countries #1350126706471735326

usa availabl

[hollow wasp]

@low agate pls set up a hell colony on the black lines

[tiny wren]

Can you?

[hollow wasp]

Idk I hope so

[tiny wren]

I'm currently fighting the demons within the entrance

[low agate]

Sir, I'm in school

[hollow wasp]

Skill issue, Saint Patrick’s day means we get the day off haha 😆

[low agate]

Not for me

[hollow wasp]

Skill issue, go back to learning Fr

[elder arch]

what the hell happened to roblox avatars

This is the wrong timeline, we need to go back to the year 2005 when it was still an interactive physics engine

[brisk basin]

we must return to 2013 when the website was good and not full of extreme cringe toe to toe

[steel lodge]

#1350126706471735326 COuntry come

usa russia, brazil

mini countries sure

[vital latch]

,roll 20 expand

[haughty inlet]

c0smicpotato

:game_die: You rolled 15

[hollow wasp]

,roll 50 upgrade Jason Bourne’s intelligence

[haughty inlet]

uglyladdie

:game_die: You rolled 6

[hollow wasp]

,roll 100 reroll

[haughty inlet]

uglyladdie

:game_die: You rolled 21

[hollow wasp]

Oof

,roll 50 upgrade Jason Bourne’s skill with weapons

[haughty inlet]

uglyladdie

:game_die: You rolled 9

[hollow wasp]

Oof

,roll 50 upgrade Jason bournes physical prowess

[haughty inlet]

uglyladdie

:game_die: You rolled 7

[hollow wasp]

,roll 50 give Jason Bourne a gun

[haughty inlet]

uglyladdie

:game_die: You rolled 30

[hollow wasp]

Oof

[hollow garden]

I miss the old lada

Straight from the go lada

Top on his game lada

@hollow wasp hiiii lada

When will next session be btw

[steel lodge]

#1350126706471735326 powers powers pls countries we need ww3 to be gooodd

[frosty drum]

@prime compass I am so lonely... All the other Worldboxians are scared of me. No one talks to me. No one wants to be my friend - they think I am unstable. They send me from server to server, committing atrocities in their name and, as I get better at it, they fear me more and more. I am a victim of my own success... "Skillerz"... I don't even get a real name, only a purpose. I am capable of so much more, and no one sees it. Some days I feel so alone I could cry, but I don't. I never do. Because what would be the point? Not a single person in the server would care... Take it to your grave.

[prime compass]

https://tenor.com/view/silly-seal-tounge-cute-s-gif-11171139685842627140

[vital latch]

Ruh roh

[steep merlin]

I always wanted to look into why I procrastinate, but I keep putting it off.

[hollow garden]

😔

[frosty drum]

#🌎general message
Star this fr

[steep merlin]

Archaeology really is a career in ruins.

[low agate]

@hollow wasp I'm boutta be in lunch period

[frosty drum]

@low agate

[low agate]

Give me one good reason

[frosty drum]

StarBoard

[low agate]

Give me a better reason

Because

Idrc about starboard

[frosty drum]

~throw

[hardy saffron]

(.°,°). Panic attack! @frosty drum suddenly forgot how to throw things.

[low agate]

Hilarious

[frosty drum]

~throw @low agate

[hardy saffron]

(╯°□°)╯ Triple throw! Threw hourglass, and a turtle at @low agate

[low agate]

,roll 1000 nuke skillerz nation

[haughty inlet]

halo0pk0ok

:game_die: You rolled 515

[steep merlin]

Why can't your nose be 12 inches long? Because then it'd be a foot!

[vital latch]

,roll 20 expand

[haughty inlet]

c0smicpotato

:game_die: You rolled 1

[steel lodge]

ok guys more countries #1350126706471735326

we need superower

[hollow wasp]

K-klez? What happened to you…..

[hollow wasp]

Probably tomorrow

[quick idol]

Has game room fallen off?

[low agate]

@hollow wasp I'm finally free from school

[knotty cosmos]

~bt

[hardy saffron]

@knotty cosmos: Back

[hollow wasp]

Yes

[hollow wasp]

W

[west path]

why do you think the game room server exists

[hollow wasp]

,roll 20 increase cosmic credit card debt

[haughty inlet]

uglyladdie

:game_die: You rolled 7

[hollow wasp]

,roll 20 increase cosmic’s car loan

[haughty inlet]

uglyladdie

:game_die: You rolled 17

[hollow wasp]

@vital latch ur so cooked Fr

[vital latch]

cooked

damn my legs are sore and I have no idea why

[hollow wasp]

,roll 20 steal cosmic’s legs

[haughty inlet]

uglyladdie

:game_die: You rolled 2

[hollow wasp]

,roll 20 steal his legs so the pain goes away

[haughty inlet]

uglyladdie

:game_die: You rolled 4

[hollow wasp]

,roll 20 steal his legs to sell on the black market

[haughty inlet]

uglyladdie

:game_die: You rolled 3

[hollow wasp]

Hmmm bot doesn’t want me to steal ur legs

[steep merlin]

should I steal his legs
:8ball: Yes

[hollow wasp]

Ok

,roll 20 steal his legs because 8 ball told me to

[haughty inlet]

uglyladdie

:game_die: You rolled 20

[hollow wasp]

@vital latch cooked

[vital latch]

ah my legs

[signal tulip]

Dead chat 😂 😂

[hollow wasp]

At least they’re not painful tho, sorry for stealing them 8 ball told me to do it

[low agate]

@hollow wasp you gonna roll for anything

@heavy hornet @tiny wren

[hollow wasp]

,roll 50 make Jason Bourne really smart

[haughty inlet]

uglyladdie

:game_die: You rolled 9

[hollow wasp]

Oof

[low agate]

Fail

[hollow wasp]

,roll 100 reroll

[haughty inlet]

uglyladdie

:game_die: You rolled 58

[hollow wasp]

Oof

[low agate]

Not 60

[hollow wasp]

,roll 50 make Jason Bourne really fit

[haughty inlet]

uglyladdie

:game_die: You rolled 36

[heavy hornet]

,roll 100 spiral

[haughty inlet]

kermitthefrog74.

:game_die: You rolled 66

[alpine raft]

,roll 100 become less disapointend in the current state of game room

[haughty inlet]

nekcrop

:game_die: You rolled 41

[alpine raft]

i fail, just like god has failed to continue his love for game room

[heavy hornet]

,roll 50 spiral

[haughty inlet]

kermitthefrog74.

:game_die: You rolled 5

[low agate]

Slacks off

[hollow wasp]

,roll 200 call down a meteor strike on jolly

[haughty inlet]

uglyladdie

:game_die: You rolled 80

[heavy hornet]

https://tenor.com/view/shamrock-green-pot-of-gold-dancing-happy-gif-7365604582330524647

[hollow wasp]

I failed 😔

[low agate]

Intercepted by Earth's comet

I can't really kill Nolan because he's immortal

[hollow wasp]

,roll 200 aliens steal all of his fish

[haughty inlet]

uglyladdie

:game_die: You rolled 38

[hollow wasp]

Oof

[low agate]

The comet strikes down their UFOs

[hollow wasp]

Ever since you killed Zeus these high rolls are going badly

,roll 500 revive Zeus

[haughty inlet]

uglyladdie

:game_die: You rolled 271

[low agate]

Zeus was slaughtered

I feel no mercy

[hollow wasp]

But he was a chill guy

[low agate]

He was interfering

[heavy hornet]

Zeus cheats on his wife every day

[hollow wasp]

,roll 500 revive Satan joins my team

[haughty inlet]

uglyladdie

:game_die: You rolled 170

[low agate]

Isn't his wife also his sister

[hollow wasp]

Based

Yes

[low agate]

Satan is hidden in hell

[hollow wasp]

He also had an affair with his other sister

[low agate]

Zeus is Alabama prime

[hollow wasp]

😂

[heavy hornet]

and his wife is his sister

[low agate]

Honestly that's just Greek mythology

[hollow wasp]

,roll 500 ra the Egyptian sun god joins my team

[haughty inlet]

uglyladdie

:game_die: You rolled 67

[hollow wasp]

Oof

[low agate]

,roll 100

[haughty inlet]

halo0pk0ok

:game_die: You rolled 89

[heavy hornet]

,roll 100 spiral

[haughty inlet]

kermitthefrog74.

:game_die: You rolled 36

[hollow wasp]

Those gods don’t like me ever since you killed Zeus

[low agate]

Many of your deities refuse to consider

They're busy

[heavy hornet]

,roll 50 spiral

[haughty inlet]

kermitthefrog74.

:game_die: You rolled 7

[low agate]

,roll 5000

[haughty inlet]

halo0pk0ok

:game_die: You rolled 2293

[low agate]

,roll 1000

[haughty inlet]

halo0pk0ok

:game_die: You rolled 677

[alpine raft]

what you guys doing?

[hollow wasp]

,roll 500 horus the Egyptian god of war joins my team

[haughty inlet]

uglyladdie

:game_die: You rolled 496

[hollow wasp]

@low agate

[alpine raft]

explain to me this abomination

[low agate]

If I roll higher than a 90 I kill him right now

,roll 100

[haughty inlet]

halo0pk0ok

:game_die: You rolled 1

[alpine raft]

damn

[low agate]

Fine

[hollow wasp]

Yooooooo

[heavy hornet]

damn

[alpine raft]

id say you die

[low agate]

But he's weak

[hollow wasp]

Awww

[low agate]

I'm not giving you a full powered god

[hollow wasp]

How weak

And can I upgrade him

[heavy hornet]

,roll 500 summon conquest from invincible

[haughty inlet]

kermitthefrog74.

:game_die: You rolled 122

[low agate]

Always

[hollow wasp]

Since it was out of 500 he’s gotta be decent

[hollow wasp]

Epic

[alpine raft]

im having an aneurysm

[heavy hornet]

,roll 20 spiral

[haughty inlet]

kermitthefrog74.

:game_die: You rolled 11

[low agate]

Above mydei but below starkiller rn

[hollow wasp]

That’s fine

[heavy hornet]

,roll 40 spiral

[haughty inlet]

kermitthefrog74.

:game_die: You rolled 14

[hollow wasp]

Nice!

[alpine raft]

what is this abomination of a, whatever this is

[low agate]

Maps of normal and hell in my map war

[heavy hornet]

,roll 80 spiral

[haughty inlet]

kermitthefrog74.

:game_die: You rolled 12

[hollow wasp]

What are his abilities? @low agate

[alpine raft]

why are you rolling every 20 seconds

[low agate]

Idk what he can do

[hollow wasp]

Halo mw

[heavy hornet]

,roll 160 spiral

[haughty inlet]

kermitthefrog74.

:game_die: You rolled 43

[low agate]

Everything is luck based

[alpine raft]

is that a saint patrick's thing or every session?

[heavy hornet]

,roll 320 spiral

[haughty inlet]

kermitthefrog74.

:game_die: You rolled 254

[low agate]

Every time

[alpine raft]

ok do you not see a flaw in this?

[heavy hornet]

,roll 640 spiral

[haughty inlet]

kermitthefrog74.

:game_die: You rolled 566

[low agate]

I see a ton of flaws

But that's what makes gambling fun

[heavy hornet]

,roll 1280 spiral

[haughty inlet]

kermitthefrog74.

:game_die: You rolled 837

[hollow wasp]

Lots of shit, try Google and see which ones I can keep

[alpine raft]

why do you keep re rolling

[heavy hornet]

spiral

[alpine raft]

you should really impose some limits

[low agate]

He's trying to get further on the spiral area here

[heavy hornet]

,roll 2560 spiral

[haughty inlet]

kermitthefrog74.

:game_die: You rolled 1989

[heavy hornet]

oh cool

[low agate]

Stronger things require higher rolls

And there's a reroll rule

[heavy hornet]

,roll 5120 spiral

[haughty inlet]

kermitthefrog74.

:game_die: You rolled 3059

[alpine raft]

explain the rule to me real quick

[heavy hornet]

,roll 10240 spiral

[haughty inlet]

kermitthefrog74.

:game_die: You rolled 6378

[heavy hornet]

,roll 20480 spiral

[haughty inlet]

kermitthefrog74.

:game_die: You rolled 12323

[hollow wasp]

Guys its @proud junco ‘s birthday! Say happy birthday!

[heavy hornet]

happy birthday

[proud junco]

Don’t fall for ragebait.

[hollow wasp]

Ping him

[heavy hornet]

happy pirthbay

[hollow wasp]

I’m merely celebrating

[heavy hornet]

@proud junco

,roll 50 spiral

[haughty inlet]

kermitthefrog74.

:game_die: You rolled 41

[proud junco]

It’s not. ☝️

[heavy hornet]

don’t deny it birthday boy

[low agate]

If you are to get a negative consequence from something like a really low roll, you can roll out of 100 to see if you get a reroll
Getting 60-75 gives you two rerolls, and the lower number takes priority
Getting 76-97 gives two rerolls with the higher number taking priority

1-3 and 98-100 are special

[heavy hornet]

I never got reroll

[low agate]

You just never go for it

[alpine raft]

ok that seems somewhat balanced

[low agate]

You barely get negatives

[heavy hornet]

my people could’ve been saved from iq but we didn’t even have rerolls

ts pmo sm b lk wtf

q cjo

[low agate]

Rolling 1-3 would do the lower priority on your next 3 rolls, and rolling 98-100 would give higher priority instead

[heavy hornet]

hj d pta

[low agate]

Rerolls have been here since like session 2

[alpine raft]

dont you guys think luck should be not as big of a factor here

like

[heavy hornet]

,roll 100 spiral

[haughty inlet]

kermitthefrog74.

:game_die: You rolled 3

[low agate]

This is my first map war so I'm using it as a baseline

[alpine raft]

implement bonuses

[heavy hornet]

yes

[low agate]

The better you have something upgraded, the lower you need to roll involving it

[alpine raft]

let me just say some constructive criticism, i've seen meme wars more balanced than this

[alpine raft]

ok thats good

[low agate]

I ain't thanos

[heavy hornet]

,roll 20 smart?

[haughty inlet]

kermitthefrog74.

:game_die: You rolled 2

[heavy hornet]

fuck you

[low agate]

This is NOT balanced

[alpine raft]

i notice

[heavy hornet]

,roll 100 reroll

[haughty inlet]

kermitthefrog74.

:game_die: You rolled 45

[heavy hornet]

fuck you

[low agate]

No reroll

[alpine raft]

which makes for a dubious playing experience

[low agate]

-1 iq

[heavy hornet]

,roll 100 re reroll

[haughty inlet]

kermitthefrog74.

:game_die: You rolled 88

[vital latch]

does this mean I should hijack him with a random shitpost mw

[heavy hornet]

ha

[alpine raft]

yes

[low agate]

You can't reroll a reroll

[alpine raft]

do you wanna do a meme war together rn

and hijack

[heavy hornet]

what is a meme war

[vital latch]

sorry loe 💔

[alpine raft]

i got time

[low agate]

I've hidden some stuff across the map that gives big bonuses if you find them

Jolly found one

[alpine raft]

pull a map out your ass il open an excel

[low agate]

And it's helped him a lot

[heavy hornet]

it has?

[vital latch]

meme wars are easier to host with one person sorry

[low agate]

In the long run

You haven't had a chance to make use of it

[alpine raft]

im kinda banished by mastef

so i cant send pictures and host by myself

so your time to shine

[heavy hornet]

Course it effectively nonuples my population

which is cool

[low agate]

Technically

But also not really

[alpine raft]

@sour grotto i got banished by mastef, can you unbanish me or is this a no authority thing?

got banished a few days ago

[heavy hornet]

Nekcrop got exiled from gameroom?

[alpine raft]

thank you

[alpine raft]

ok

let me shit out a map

[low agate]

,roll 100 summon this thing somewhere

[haughty inlet]

halo0pk0ok

:game_die: You rolled 37

[low agate]

Damn

[heavy hornet]

look at this stupid

[sour grotto]

just dont do anything that would get me in trouble for unbanishing you

[hollow wasp]

He will dw

[heavy hornet]

what the freak is a banishment

[alpine raft]

WHO WANTS TO PLAY AN MW

[hollow wasp]

Takes image perms

[hollow wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/biden-putin-killer-i-do-mhm-gif-20796581

[heavy hornet]

ok

[low agate]

Explain what it will entail

[heavy hornet]

https://tenor.com/view/spawn-anime-gif-10269598

[alpine raft]

pick countries

[heavy hornet]

stand ready for my arrival

[alpine raft]

its europe only

[low agate]

Can I be Sweden?

[heavy hornet]

FINLAND

[alpine raft]

lets say napoleon era

[alpine raft]

yes

[low agate]

Hell yeah

[heavy hornet]

ah shite

[vital latch]

This is a robbery... where is everyone dropping

[low agate]

I love Sweden

[vital latch]

(This map was made in 1 minute)

[heavy hornet]

FINLAND

[alpine raft]

cool

ok

[alpine raft]

what are your actions

[low agate]

I want this thing

[heavy hornet]

my boys…both have been taken🫀🧨💥💔

[alpine raft]

im hijacking your hijack

ACTIONS ARE OPEN

[low agate]

I gotta know what the limits are and what we are and aren't able to do

[alpine raft]

its the 1800s

[low agate]

Reality based?

Or fiction

[alpine raft]

yes

just a country in the 1800s

do actions

[heavy hornet]

KARELIA

[low agate]

Yes to what...

Is it realistic or fiction

[hollow wasp]

@alpine raft fund the IRA

[vital latch]

your wish is my command

[alpine raft]

realistic

[low agate]

Ok

[heavy hornet]

that works I guess

[low agate]

Study rocks fr fr

[alpine raft]

aight

[low agate]

(I can't get rock magic so I'll study rocks instead)

[heavy hornet]

is this a roll mw or other

[alpine raft]

you know stuff about rocks rn

you are the leading country on rocks

[low agate]

W

[alpine raft]

il judge if you can do it

no roll

[hollow wasp]

@alpine raft fund the IRA!!!

[alpine raft]

you are already free lil bro

but

[heavy hornet]

I wanted to be Ireland, you English bastard

[hollow wasp]

In the north

[alpine raft]

aight

[hollow wasp]

Tough shit
🇮🇪

[alpine raft]

the united kingdom declares war

what do you do now

[vital latch]

Map update

[low agate]

So just to confirm, I can basically do anything that's within reality right?

[alpine raft]

add me

[heavy hornet]

this hurts me more than it hurts you.

[alpine raft]

yes

[heavy hornet]

@heavy hornet I take Britain

[low agate]

Discover quantum mechanics fr fr

[heavy hornet]

why’d I @ myself

@alpine raft

[alpine raft]

you die

[hollow wasp]

Ask france nicely to help (they get to screw over England for the low low price of gaining an ally on England’s doorstep)

[vital latch]

your wish is my command

[heavy hornet]

https://tenor.com/view/suicide-family-guy-peter-griffin-gif-9194972

[hollow wasp]

That’s the point

[alpine raft]

i mean

as a player

[vital latch]

where

[alpine raft]

there

[hollow wasp]

Bomb a sauna in Finland

[alpine raft]

you can fight back

you become the ira

[heavy hornet]

add 80 Kosovos spread across the map

[alpine raft]

wait

[hollow wasp]

The IRA are on my side tho fr

[heavy hornet]

Nuh uh

[alpine raft]

WHO the fuck is ireland

[hollow wasp]

I will kill u

[low agate]

@alpine raft lemme make some alcohol fr!!!

[hollow wasp]

Meeeeee

[alpine raft]

arent you swed

[alpine raft]

ok

you are the ira now

[heavy hornet]

Quiet down RUC boy

[alpine raft]

send war actions

[alpine raft]

your economy goes insane due to alcohol production

[heavy hornet]

Am I IRA or is he

[low agate]

ALCOHOL!!!

[hollow wasp]

Guerilla warfare, stick to the countryside (at this point Ireland is mostly rural) and gain support there

[alpine raft]

which country are you

[alpine raft]

ok

[low agate]

I'm Sweden

[hollow wasp]

Me

[heavy hornet]

Germany

[alpine raft]

the british are still destroying you, @hollow wasp you need foreign help

[heavy hornet]

@alpine raft I creat the IRB

[hollow wasp]

Ask france nicely

[vital latch]

The computer seems to be overheating, too many kosovos

[vital latch]

added

[alpine raft]

france sends aid

[low agate]

@alpine raft can I train my people to be chads fr?

[alpine raft]

whats the year?

[hollow wasp]

You’re just the outdated version of me, you can be Oconnel

[vital latch]

@heavy hornet A sauna in your country has been exploded! PANIC

[alpine raft]

no, chads dont exist yet

[vital latch]

figure it out

[low agate]

Can I befriend the Russians

[alpine raft]

@low agate THE RUSSIANS DEMAND MONEY BECAUSE YOU ARE RICH AND ON THEIR DOORSTEP

[heavy hornet]

DAMN!

[balmy epoch]

who is hosting

[alpine raft]

what tech do i have

[low agate]

Give them some alcohol because we got no money

[alpine raft]

me and cosmic

meme mws

[hollow wasp]

Stick to the country and strategically pick off weakly defended towns, ambush RUC patrols and bomb targets in England

[balmy epoch]

let me join your’s

[vital latch]

you have the ability to pray and uh...

[heavy hornet]

@vital latch recruit the viltrum empire

[vital latch]

yeah

[balmy epoch]

burkina faso please

[alpine raft]

its europe 1800s

[alpine raft]

go fuck yourself

[balmy epoch]

uhhh

[alpine raft]

europe 1800s

[balmy epoch]

sweden

[alpine raft]

taken

sweden finland and ireland are taken

[hollow wasp]

@low agate

[vital latch]

they send their very own omni man to your country to protect you

[alpine raft]

any other is free

[balmy epoch]

russia

[alpine raft]

ok

[hollow wasp]

Recruit Jason Bourne fr

[low agate]

Lemme summon sans the skeleton and W.D Gaster fr

[alpine raft]

actions please

[hollow wasp]

@alpine raft

[low agate]

Increase people's strengths fr

[vital latch]

In order to fight back against Omni Man, you have convinced Jason Bourne to join your cause!

[hollow wasp]

Bomb another sauna

[heavy hornet]

@hollow wasp you don’t seem to understand

[alpine raft]

@balmy epoch the finnish are rebelling btw

[hollow wasp]

Oh I understand

[heavy hornet]

Finland isn’t yours to conquer

[hollow wasp]

Your saunas are mine to terrorise

[alpine raft]

you make like no progress, you are fighting the uk

[heavy hornet]

@vital latch send omniman to cripple their infrastructure

[alpine raft]

also

yeah let me make this fair

[hollow wasp]

This is like actually how they got independence tho

[alpine raft]

@hollow wasp the french help out

[vital latch]

Map update

[alpine raft]

yes 100 years later and a fuckton of economical distress too

[vital latch]

Bombing their sauna @heavy hornet sends Omni Man to destroy your roads, your population puts up a solid fight but are defeated by the remark "You should've died at birth".

You manage to survive, however the western parts of your nation are burnt.

[low agate]

Set up a barrier of instantaneous drunkenness that affects anyone who tries to get near my land fr

[alpine raft]

@hollow wasp problem with the french helping out, they cant even land due to the british fleet, what do you do?

[heavy hornet]

you should’ve ts at pmo

[hollow wasp]

Yeah 100 years earlier means A, more people in the countryside = larger recruitable population and B, british have worse logistics to organise against me

[alpine raft]

no means, the british are really fucking strong

[vital latch]

While this does provide protection, it also makes your entire population constantly drunk. You are now the drunkard kingdom

[alpine raft]

what do you do about their navy

[hollow wasp]

Make Jason Bourne shoot Omni man in the face

[heavy hornet]

@hollow wasp stand ready for my arrival worm

[balmy epoch]

dms

[hollow wasp]

I will win!

[alpine raft]

aight

[low agate]

I only want it to affect people who weren't from my kingdom

[vital latch]

Too bad

[low agate]

Fine, make my people gigachads

[heavy hornet]

@vital latch launch a Kosovo at them

[hollow wasp]

Have the French retreat and bomb the ports the navy could go to

[alpine raft]

@heavy hornet you get a surprise russian attack, due to being revolting you begin getting slaughtered

what do you do

[low agate]

@alpine raft have my people start researching how to make good weaponry fr

[heavy hornet]

crucify profligates

[vital latch]

@heavy hornet Omni man is shot in the face as the two retreat with heavy damage, Kosovo is launched at @hollow wasp causing an earthquake.

[hollow wasp]

@vital latch start a rabies outbreak in Finland

[alpine raft]

this does barely anything

[alpine raft]

this doesnt do anything

[heavy hornet]

@vital latch spoil invincible to their nation

[alpine raft]

@heavy hornet you have noticed there are weirdly less towns in your country than before, and a couple of them are in the ocean

[low agate]

Atlantis?

[alpine raft]

@heavy hornet some towns even reappear in in russia

[heavy hornet]

I blame the liberals

[hollow wasp]

Ok I can’t really do much rn so ask for funds from america and if possible fund a rebellion in Scotland

[heavy hornet]

yup liberals

[vital latch]

@hollow wasp A small rebeleon starts in the east as your nation is upset about their nationality being forced to get the show spoiled.

[alpine raft]

the americans are like 40 years old

they cannot help

[vital latch]

However... @heavy hornet a new strand of rabies doubley strong against viltrumites breaks out in Finland

[alpine raft]

you do not have the money for that

[heavy hornet]

the scourge virus

[hollow wasp]

Get Jason Bourne to kill the leaders and offer forgiveness for surrender

[heavy hornet]

@vital latch quarantine infected and kill those unwilling

[hollow wasp]

Ok buy guns from Germany and storm limerick (small city)

[alpine raft]

the guns never arrive, due to british navy blockades

[vital latch]

Jason Bourne fails to kill their leaders, but behind enemy lines does manage to take out omni man.

[heavy hornet]

send in the SAS to capture their leaders

[low agate]

Have my people research both food and bombs fr

[hollow wasp]

Ok ask the Spanish nicely to help me too. And the Dutch, we’re not picky

[alpine raft]

arent you finland

[heavy hornet]

Hijo de puta!

[alpine raft]

you are really strongn« now

[heavy hornet]

I think

[alpine raft]

they tell you to fuck off

[alpine raft]

doesnt matter

[low agate]

What's my best bomb?

[alpine raft]

tnt

[hollow wasp]

Wwwww! Ask the rebellion nicely to stop

[heavy hornet]

cornballmb

[low agate]

Improve!!!

[alpine raft]

calm down vro

[low agate]

I want to make demon cores...

[vital latch]

They say "oh ok" then all skedaddle off to the moon

[alpine raft]

@heavy hornet your people are being murdered

[alpine raft]

thats a little early

[heavy hornet]

@vital latch summon grand regent thragg

[low agate]

I'll get there

Eventually

[vital latch]

All the viltrumites leave your empire, however you can still use more tricks!

[alpine raft]

@heavy hornet your government begs for mercy from the russians, what do you do

[vital latch]

Thragg is summoned, however it's only a cat named Thragg

[hollow wasp]

Ok establish a pro Ireland party westminister try to block English policies from going through and campaign for a withdrawal from Ireland

[alpine raft]

they dont let you do that?

what

vro

[low agate]

@alpine raft send some dudes off to Russia with gifts of alcohol and food and ask if they want to be friends

[hollow wasp]

Send them a really cute puppy as a thanks and then bomb another sauna

[heavy hornet]

Find a guy with a very infectious disease and send him into moscow undercover

[alpine raft]

@balmy epoch

[heavy hornet]

Damn you

[balmy epoch]

sure

[hollow wasp]

They do tho that literally happens

[alpine raft]

they kill him the second they see him

[low agate]

W

[alpine raft]

@balmy epoch your soldiers report a weird infection in the frontline

[vital latch]

@heavy hornet You're running out of saunas, build more?

[alpine raft]

not too big but keep in mind

[heavy hornet]

@vital latch build 80 saunas

[hollow wasp]

Bomb construction sites, make the builders afraid to work

[balmy epoch]

quarantine anyone infected

[vital latch]

The builders shrug off the explosives

[alpine raft]

they all die, but no more infection

[heavy hornet]

@alpine raft send in more diseased people

[alpine raft]

you lost barely 100 soldiers

[alpine raft]

they just are more careful this doesnt work anymore

[hollow wasp]

Kill any hard hat producers so people can’t go onto construction sites

[balmy epoch]

@alpine raft contact finnish rebel generals and offer to stop the genocide and give relative autonomy if they kill their leader

[heavy hornet]

@vital latch end OSHA BEFORE ITS TOOL LAYE

[low agate]

@vital latch summon the wither storm on my opponents

[balmy epoch]

they will also be protected by russia

[alpine raft]

they accept

@heavy hornet you are dead

[hollow wasp]

@heavy hornet Your saunas are fucked

[alpine raft]

pick another country

[vital latch]

That's a lot of saunas

[heavy hornet]

Russian rebellion

[low agate]

Hilarious

[alpine raft]

you are just dead

no

that would be unfair to honey

[heavy hornet]

@hollow wasp HAHA NERD!

[hollow wasp]

Abduct the kitty

[heavy hornet]

Kosovo

[alpine raft]

@heavy hornet the uk is free tho

[alpine raft]

that doesnt exist

[heavy hornet]

..ok

[alpine raft]

WELP GUYS

[vital latch]

This is another level of evil... however the kitty scratches you dealing heavy damage; you fail the abduction

[alpine raft]

ITS BEEN GOOD

[heavy hornet]

https://tenor.com/view/kosova-gif-23460175

[alpine raft]

I GOTTA GO NOW

[low agate]

Bye

[alpine raft]

IL host an actual mw on saturday

[balmy epoch]

bye

cya

goodbye

[hollow wasp]

Damn it, bomb another sauna

[alpine raft]

cya honey

[hollow wasp]

Looking forward to it

Cya

[heavy hornet]

@vital latch launch a sauna filled with sweaty Vikings at jason

[vital latch]

the hard hat producers are destroyed but that doesn't matter because the builders wear these things

[hollow wasp]

Safe and stylish? @heavy hornet DAMN U!!!!

[heavy hornet]

My fashion is impeccable

[hollow wasp]

@vital latch pay their builders better wages over here to rebuild the western part of my country, then all their builders come here and build no saunas

[low agate]

@vital latch I would like a command block, Redstone materials, a lever, and creative mode Steve

[vital latch]

@heavy hornet he bombs a sauna which contains a important document in it as your politician was taking a sauna break

[vital latch]

Many of their builders move

[heavy hornet]

did my Viking sauna hit Jason?

[hollow wasp]

Hehe 🙃

[vital latch]

@hollow wasp You are HIT by a sauna, big vikings start to wreck havock in your countryside

[hollow wasp]

Tell them this is iceland and greenland is west of us (propaganda hehe)

[heavy hornet]

@vital latch pour oil on the Vikings to make them impervious to bring captured

[vital latch]

You manage to make the command block, however nobody has any idea how to make a lever

[low agate]

Summon creative mode Minecraft Steve fr

[vital latch]

they go west towards @low agate, YOU ARE BEING INVADED BY VIKINGS!!!

[vital latch]

Creative mode steve uses TNT to murder the vikings

[hollow wasp]

@low agate they were meant to go to jolly mb

[low agate]

Have creative mode Steve grab a lever from creative menu, and have him pick up the command block (I got plans)

[heavy hornet]

@vital latch summon mark Grayson

[vital latch]

You accidently summon a evil mark grayson, he leaves and takes a sauna with him

[frank latch]

this works
but also removes their ability to hold weapons
and stand

[heavy hornet]

https://tenor.com/view/raining-money-peter-hollens-brian-hull-rich-wealthy-gif-17587341

[vital latch]

he doesn't know how to spell "lever"

[hollow wasp]

@vital latch produce copious amounts of opium and distribute around jolly’s country to get them all addicted

[low agate]

Force him to become smart

[heavy hornet]

@vital latch make fent and aerosolize it over helados capital

[vital latch]

he just destroys the command block and goes rouge

[heavy hornet]

https://tenor.com/view/invincible-omni-man-percs-viltrum-fly-gif-21499424

[hollow wasp]

Nah bros stealing my idea not fair

[vital latch]

Steve files a name change to "herobrine"

[low agate]

Summon Notch to make him stop

[vital latch]

@hollow wasp @heavy hornet Both of your countries become addicted to drugs, however alone you don't have the productivity to meet their demands

[heavy hornet]

make anti opium to unaddict my people

[hollow wasp]

@vital latch make contact with Afghanistan and ask them nicely to sell opium to jolly’s nation

[vital latch]

@low agate Some of the vikings are discovered to have not been captured, and manage to kill more of your population

[low agate]

Why are the Vikings after me

[vital latch]

they're bored

[hollow wasp]

I tried to redirect at jolly, they’re just stupid

[heavy hornet]

Helado sent them to you after I sent them to him

[low agate]

Send sans at them, make him abuse his cheats

[vital latch]

The anti opium is a hit however the increase in it makes it 50/50

[vital latch]

he uses /tp on sans to tp him across the map

[low agate]

I'm not going after Steve my guy

And summon Notch

[vital latch]

then the vikings used /tp

[low agate]

Make Notch stop Steve

[vital latch]

you summon a golden apple by accident instead

[low agate]

Make Gaster summon Notch

[vital latch]

Afganistan asks for an alliance

[vital latch]

Gaster only manages to summon Jeb_ the sheep

[hollow wasp]

We agree on the condition they get jolly hopelessly hooked on opium

[low agate]

Just summon Asriel and give him the souls at this point

[hollow wasp]

@heavy hornet Destroy all of your saunas and the terror stops

[vital latch]

@heavy hornet you as an individual are offered super opium, a super drug that gives you superpowers

[heavy hornet]

frick off, communist

[hollow wasp]

Feed it to the kitty quickly

[heavy hornet]

@vital latch produce more Kosovos and launch them at Jason

[heavy hornet]

give it to my bravest and strongest warrior

[vital latch]

You feed it to the kitty and the kitty goes crazy, it starts destroying the saunas

[vital latch]

However some is also fed to a wise man with a strong left arm

[hollow wasp]

W kitty

[heavy hornet]

throw it into the ocean

[vital latch]

The cat quickly swims to the other side of the ocean afraid of the water, it starts to explode @hollow wasp's houses

[low agate]

@vital latch I stop playing around and I just become Notch

[vital latch]

Turning into notch, you realize that notch is powerless without his admin pannel; revoked from him by the evil men at the microsoftan empire

[heavy hornet]

@vital latch build a plane and have my Vikings parachute down onto wherever Jason lives

[vital latch]

the microsoftan empire is in the north

[hollow wasp]

Give it catnip from Afghanistan and transport it back to jolly while it’s blitzed

[low agate]

Go steal it

[heavy hornet]

@vital latch intercept the delivery and throw it back at them

[vital latch]

you are stopped by mr microsoft who asks for your passport

[low agate]

Hand him an uno reverse

[vital latch]

@hollow wasp Vikings skydive into your house and eat your catnip, however they don't find you. Meanwhile the cat high on catnip accidently goes to the moon, the moon is now rapidly approching the earth!

[vital latch]

He shows you a passport, then lets himself through leaving you behind at the firewall

[hollow wasp]

Ask the cat nicely to steer the moon at jolly, give the Vikings more catnip. Blow up a few saunas to the cat knows where to go

[low agate]

Grab water bucket to put out the firewall

[vital latch]

The moon is rapidly approching... wait shit it's bigger then your planet

[low agate]

Have Goku nuke the moon

[vital latch]

Goku is summoned and splits the moon in half, however all this does is make both halfs go towards the planet faster

the moon hits the planet and the planet explodes!!!

session end

[hollow wasp]

Digdown (not straight down tho that’s bad Fr) to protect my citizens and ask the high Vikings to hold up the moon

[vital latch]

session 2 in approx 8 decades

[hollow wasp]

@vital latch so technically I beat jolly….? I mean his saunas are all gone…..

[vital latch]

well

I suppose

maybe

[low agate]

Bro did everything in his power to stop the command block

[prime compass]

,roll 20 expand

[haughty inlet]

belemin_

:game_die: You rolled 8

[spring bison]

https://tenor.com/view/dr-house-house-md-cursed-the-curse-cursed-images-gif-9514785705741002263

[hollow wasp]

LETS GOOOOOOO
@heavy hornet YOUR SAUNAS ARE RUBBLE

[low agate]

Ok

Well since that ended

[heavy hornet]

yeah but I’ve still got one sauna in space

[low agate]

You can continue your rolls

[hollow wasp]

Untrue, the rebels living on the moon blew it up

@vital latch thank u for being such an amazing host 10/10 session Fr

[low agate]

,roll 100

[haughty inlet]

halo0pk0ok

:game_die: You rolled 23

[vital latch]

theres no mw better then a meme war

[low agate]

23 cheeseburgers are sent to hell

[hollow wasp]

Fr

[low agate]

@hollow wasp wanna go find some cheeseburgers?

[hollow wasp]

Srry I must sleep

Actually I’ll give it one go

[hollow wasp]

,roll 50 that guy I sent down to hell (first guy there btw) finds a cheeseburger

[haughty inlet]

uglyladdie

:game_die: You rolled 36

[low agate]

He finds a cheeseburger

[hollow wasp]

W guy

Gn

[alpine raft]

@hollow wasp @low agate @heavy hornet spread the word

1914

weekend

saturday

il pick the time

@balmy epoch its 1914 now

il host saturday

@vital latch you too

it will be at 16:00 european time and 11:00 New york time

[west path]

@vital latch OK i can post here

[west path]

is this on countries and not states or provinces??

[alpine raft]

i just stole the map from mapchart

im gonna use gimp to edit

[west path]

this is what i've got and IDK if i should use it

[quick idol]

The world if people still hosted mws in game room

[alpine raft]

i will be hosting one

[west path]

did they remove the cross from immortal

what

[alpine raft]

here

[west path]

join game room server pal

i have upcoming mapwarra

[quick idol]

Is he stupid

[west path]

yes

[alpine raft]

join my mw

[quick idol]

im a game room channel supremacist i dont associate with game room server

[west path]

youre literally in it

[west path]

so how do you expect to

like

actually play mws

if you're staying in the place where they aren't being hosted basically at all anymore

[quick idol]

i said "The world if people still hosted mws in game room" not "The world if people still hosted mws"

Its not like yall have much mws other than fish mw and bowistan anyway

[alpine raft]

skillerz

im hosting an mw

join

[west path]

does bro not play them

[alpine raft]

saturday

[west path]

pookie im doing a drovei session that day

🕊️

[quick idol]

I dont

[alpine raft]

im gonna host for like a max of 3 hours

what time are you hosting yours?

[frosty drum]

Germany

I claim germany

[alpine raft]

ok

[frosty drum]

@alpine raft

[alpine raft]

?

[west path]

prolly smth like 6pm

[alpine raft]

im gonna host at 5pm your time

[frosty drum]

Gasp
But I'm hosting Skillerz Mega MW at that time

[west path]

thats

in your time

im talking CET

6pm CET is 6 hours ahead of est

as a frame of reference

[west path]

can push back

will give me more time to draft up more lore

[alpine raft]

and play

at this point only germany is taken

[hollow wasp]

@quick idol @hollow garden @frosty drum @frank latch @prime compass @wraith quarry @vital latch

[frosty drum]

I took Germany

[hollow wasp]

Can I take uk?

[prime compass]

Extens the maginot

[hollow wasp]

Oh ok

[quick idol]

Bulgaria

[alpine raft]

ok

[prime compass]

😍

[hollow wasp]

Reply to nekrop not me lol

[prime compass]

Drovei..

[alpine raft]

i presume you are france

[prime compass]

Yes!

[quick idol]

@alpine raft

[alpine raft]

i see

[hollow wasp]

@prime compass besties Fr (im gonna kill u in ur sleep)

[quick idol]

Its not peak if its not hosted in game room

[alpine raft]

current player list

[hollow wasp]

Gn all now that I stole my nation

[prime compass]

Its good

[frank latch]

spreadsheet

[alpine raft]

yes

im the spreadsheet guy

[hollow wasp]

Need a russia fr (hopefully it’s stable 😅)

[alpine raft]

im gonna save that

i think its gonna be a honey bee situation

[hollow wasp]

Oh ok lol

Gn yappers

[frank latch]

can't believe nobody's claimed Luxembourg

[alpine raft]

do you want anything?

[frank latch]

nah

I don't have time to play

sowwy

[alpine raft]

eh

its fine

[spring bison]

british

[alpine raft]

taken

[spring bison]

rigged btw

[alpine raft]

heres the player list

[prime compass]

@spring bison take italy btw

[spring bison]

use a better map btw

[alpine raft]

i just stole a mapchart map

im using gimp to actually map it

russia has been taken

honey

[frosty drum]

@alpine raft how historical accurate will this mw be

[alpine raft]

if it was 100% historically accurate it wouldnt be an mw

it would be a movie

[frosty drum]

Is it like 75% accurate

[alpine raft]

i mean

its a normal mw

nothing too boring

but no space flying in 1915

[frosty drum]

@alpine raft 1912-1913 would be cool as well

[alpine raft]

it doesnt matter

im probably gonna give a session for people to just prepare before i set off the assassination

[spring bison]

https://tenor.com/view/dr-house-house-md-cursed-the-curse-cursed-images-gif-9514785705741002263

[spring bison]

or you could just host 1910 instead 🤯

[alpine raft]

i could

but thats not what i wanna do

[spring bison]

common nekcrop L

[alpine raft]

womp womp lebron, its not fucking rocket science its an mw

putting too much effort in makes people get burned out

[spring bison]

hows hosting 1910 putting too much effort

[alpine raft]

i just dont want to do that anyways

im gonna do a ww1 mw

that will later segue into a ww2 mw

[spring bison]

you should use this map instead btw

[alpine raft]

i made my little shitty map in 5 minutes

im good with it

[spring bison]

🤮

[alpine raft]

look im extremely lazy

which gives me the wisdom to see the path of least resistance

i have seen it

[frosty drum]

@alpine raft look at this example

[alpine raft]

so put you down as switzerland?

[frosty drum]

No

[alpine raft]

will you be playing?

[frosty drum]

As germany remember

[alpine raft]

oh yeah

i forgor

wednesday il work on stats and shit

[frosty drum]

You should Add yourself as Liechtenstein

[alpine raft]

no

i am not fish

[spring bison]

sweden btw

[alpine raft]

alrighty

[frosty drum]

@spring bison How do you make your worldbuilds btw

[spring bison]

?

[frosty drum]

I was asking because I might make a worldbuild

[frosty drum]

Current Progress (Massive so I can have a ton of imagination)

@spring bison what do you think of the progress so far

[spring bison]

https://tenor.com/view/dr-house-house-md-cursed-the-curse-cursed-images-gif-9514785705741002263

[frosty drum]

@sullen pawn

[sullen pawn]

it looks good

i've had a shit day though

[hollow garden]

Ah that sucks

Do you want to talk about it

Or nah

[sullen pawn]

yea sure

10 day suspension for defending myself because this fuck spit at my feet

dude is 6 feet tall (6 inches taller than me) and i held my own in a fight

[steep merlin]

I cut my finger cutting cheese. I know it may be a cheesy story but I feel grate now.

[sullen pawn]

then wor kwas a shithole

i work an irish restraunt on st pattys day

[steep merlin]

Did you hear about the cow who jumped over the barbed wire fence? It was udder destruction.

[hollow garden]

Average school being mentally inept

[sullen pawn]

then my fucking step mother wants to chime in while my dad is lecturing me and i have to bite my tounge because her advice is shit

[hollow garden]

damn

[sullen pawn]

i fucking made it up to him

we made up

we fought, the beef was gone, we made up

[hollow garden]

Oh