🎲game-room

[low agate]

But if we get 4/7 we start

I pray your luck is better than crow's in the beginning

[hollow wasp]

Wdym?

[low agate]

Bro tried sacrificing sheep twice and they were both demons

[ripe owl]

~roll 20 kill everyone

[hollow wasp]

Lol

[low agate]

And then jolly got a sheep angel

[ripe owl]

,roll 20 kill me

[haughty inlet]

rokku_denashi

:game_die: You rolled 8

[low agate]

It fails

[ripe owl]

,roll 20 kill Halo

[haughty inlet]

rokku_denashi

:game_die: You rolled 13

[low agate]

Not high enough

[ripe owl]

,roll 20 kill

[haughty inlet]

rokku_denashi

:game_die: You rolled 20

[hollow wasp]

,roll 5000 I become really charismatic

[haughty inlet]

uglyladdie

:game_die: You rolled 1893

[hollow wasp]

@low agate

[low agate]

Bro killed

[hollow wasp]

Do I win Fr

[low agate]

No

[ripe owl]

,roll 5000 El Helado is a femboy

[haughty inlet]

rokku_denashi

:game_die: You rolled 3139

[low agate]

Btw here's a newborn kitten

[hollow wasp]

Awwww how high does it have to be

[low agate]

Determined by me

[ripe owl]

4990

[low agate]

I decide in the moment

[hollow wasp]

#dogs are superior

[ripe owl]

,roll 20 Halo is a femboy

[haughty inlet]

rokku_denashi

:game_die: You rolled 10

[ripe owl]

,roll 20 halo is a tomboy

[haughty inlet]

rokku_denashi

:game_die: You rolled 11

[low agate]

Most 5k rolls are around 4850+

[hollow wasp]

,roll 2 halo is a femboy

[haughty inlet]

uglyladdie

:game_die: You rolled 2

[low agate]

I'm not even a girl...

[ripe owl]

,halo is not a boy at all

[hollow wasp]

@low agate it’s crazy

[ripe owl]

,roll halo is not a boy at all

[haughty inlet]

rokku_denashi

Invalid argument provided.

Usage:
roll [max number or options to choose from]

[ripe owl]

,roll 20 halo is a female

[haughty inlet]

rokku_denashi

:game_die: You rolled 14

[low agate]

,roll 1 nuke rokku and el helado nations

[haughty inlet]

halo0pk0ok

:game_die: You rolled 1

[ripe owl]

,roll 20 I am not a femboy

[haughty inlet]

rokku_denashi

:game_die: You rolled 15

[low agate]

,roll 1000 kill Mydei

[ripe owl]

,roll 20 halo is a protogen

[haughty inlet]

halo0pk0ok

:game_die: You rolled 490

rokku_denashi

:game_die: You rolled 17

[hollow wasp]

~8ball is halo a furry

[steep merlin]

is halo a furry
:8ball: Very doubtful

[hollow wasp]

Ok not a furry then

[steep merlin]

is halo a femboy
:8ball: As I see it, yes

[ripe owl]

Ez

[low agate]

No proof

[ripe owl]

If Gregoo says it

Its true

[hollow wasp]

~8ball is halo racist

[low agate]

Where's the proof

[ripe owl]

I am the proof

[low agate]

,roll 1000

[haughty inlet]

halo0pk0ok

:game_die: You rolled 305

[low agate]

Dmanit

Mydei lives for now

[hollow wasp]

~ball am I cool

[low agate]

No I'm not gonna correct my typo

@ripe owl are you gonna play this time or no

[hollow wasp]

Damn it how do I do the 8 ball again I forgot

/8ball is this it?

[low agate]

@heavy hornet @tiny wren @hollow garden @ripe owl ?

[hollow wasp]

/8ball is that it

[steep merlin]

:8ball: It is decidedly so

[hollow wasp]

\8ball that it

[heavy hornet]

https://tenor.com/view/spawn-anime-gif-10269598

[ripe owl]

Bro -8ball

[steep merlin]

is rokku the sigma
:8ball: Concentrate and ask again

is rokku the sigma
:8ball: Ask again later

[hollow wasp]

It doesn’t wanna say….

[steep merlin]

I am not sigma
:8ball: Outlook not so good

[hollow wasp]

Thx btw

[steep merlin]

you are sigma
:8ball: My reply is no

can I slap halo through space time
:8ball: Signs point to yes

[low agate]

Rokku are you gonna amswer

[hollow wasp]

@low agate SMACK

[ripe owl]

Amswer?

What is amswer

[low agate]

Are you playing this session

[steep merlin]

is halo a silly goose
:8ball: Most likely

[low agate]

Mydei can't get stronger if you're inactive

[hollow wasp]

It’s true….

[ripe owl]

Can't get weaker either

[low agate]

I'm still

Silly

[low agate]

Jolly is close to finding an X

So

[tiny wren]

Yawn

[low agate]

And the Xs are stronger than Starkiller or Mydei

[tiny wren]

And I'm still here, sticking into medieval knights and stuffs

[heavy hornet]

as an I

[low agate]

Bro is NOT beating skillerz or rokku in a fight

[tiny wren]

Those two are cheaters

[low agate]

So I know we got @hollow wasp @tiny wren @heavy hornet Rn

[tiny wren]

Lacks creativity

[low agate]

They're following the rules of the game

[tiny wren]

Fck your rules, I will make my own 👽

[low agate]

Crow's nation is a bunch of earthbenders

[hollow wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/fight-the-power-house-dr-house-hugh-laurie-gif-17836845

[tiny wren]

💀

[heavy hornet]

im literally viltrum

[low agate]

Not really though

Your people can levitate for like 20 seconds but they're the most braindead people on the planet

Not even 10 iq

[hollow wasp]

Lol

[low agate]

The only smart person in your nation can't even share his knowledge

[cerulean siren]

https://tenor.com/view/anton-ego-gif-9709800945809453150

[heavy hornet]

I have one smart guy

I have thaddeus

[low agate]

Nolan can't do anything to help you really

Can't share his knowledge or fight

[heavy hornet]

Hell find the X

that’ll do something probably

[low agate]

You have 3 strange people in your nation

A dude with 7 boards of wood on his head

[heavy hornet]

Nolan, board guy

and

[low agate]

A dude on a meteor who can eat rocks

And Nolan

[heavy hornet]

Oh that guy

[low agate]

Technically...

I never said yesterday's session ended

So

@heavy hornet @hollow wasp @tiny wren

[tiny wren]

What

[hollow wasp]

Yes hello

[low agate]

I never said session ended yesterday

[tiny wren]

So what 🤓

[low agate]

So technically it's still going

And we don't need majority

[hollow wasp]

Bros circumventing his own rule Fr

(It’s fine)

[low agate]

Technicalities are fun

[tiny wren]

@low agate tell me how stronger my enemies are, one by one.

One by one

[hollow wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-no-nonono-noooo-cat-no-gif-13597132752790194338

[tiny wren]

Is this your cat?

[hollow wasp]

@low agate what’s the state of my nation atm

[low agate]

Nations currently stronger than you ordered by when they joined
Skillerz
Jolly
Crow
Rokku

You're above Klezna and El helado

[tiny wren]

I meant, how stronger they are than me.

[low agate]

Just started so

[hollow wasp]

😔

[tiny wren]

And why are they stronger than me

[hollow wasp]

Yeah but like tech, people, poverty, etc

[low agate]

All of them have either someone with strong powers or are just strong themselves

[low agate]

Pre iron age
No poverty
I forgot populations

[tiny wren]

So Crows have Earthbender people, Rokku has Mydei who can control fire, what does Jolly & Skillerz have?

[low agate]

Everyone started pre iron age

[hollow wasp]

Fair, what are the animals like

[low agate]

Mydei can barely do fire, he just has good crystal weapons

Skillerz has starkiller

[tiny wren]

What does he do?

[low agate]

And jolly has braindead dudes who can levitate and are above average in strength

[low agate]

Right now he has the force, even if it's basic

[hollow wasp]

@low agate can I do a roll to get water benders?

[low agate]

Normal type animals

[low agate]

Roll 50

[tiny wren]

ONLY 50

[hollow wasp]

,roll 50 my nation becomes water benders

[haughty inlet]

uglyladdie

:game_die: You rolled 17

[low agate]

You do high rolls bro

[low agate]

Fails

[hollow wasp]

Summababitch

[low agate]

Khalix it ain't my fault you do rolls higher than what you're able to

[hollow wasp]

What’s the cool-down? Asking for a friend…..

[low agate]

You can do 20 for generic stuff

[low agate]

Not really a cooldown

[heavy hornet]

,roll 100 PLEASE more smarts

[haughty inlet]

kermitthefrog74.

:game_die: You rolled 21

[low agate]

Only on larger rolls

[low agate]

Fails

[heavy hornet]

GOD DAMNIT

[hollow wasp]

,roll 50

[haughty inlet]

uglyladdie

:game_die: You rolled 11

[hollow wasp]

Nooo

[heavy hornet]

,roll 20 smart

[haughty inlet]

kermitthefrog74.

:game_die: You rolled 19

[heavy hornet]

YES

[low agate]

+1 iq

[hollow wasp]

,roll 50

[haughty inlet]

uglyladdie

:game_die: You rolled 10

[low agate]

Board guy remains at -7

[hollow wasp]

,roll 50

[haughty inlet]

uglyladdie

:game_die: You rolled 22

[low agate]

You can roll for other things

[heavy hornet]

https://tenor.com/view/giancarlo-esposito-smoking-far-cry6-antón-castillo-gif-26151971

[low agate]

Like

Weapons

Tech

[hollow wasp]

I hate this dice

[low agate]

All of that

,roll 100

[haughty inlet]

halo0pk0ok

:game_die: You rolled 55

[low agate]

Nothing

[hollow wasp]

Water bending so op tho

[heavy hornet]

,roll 100 smarts

[haughty inlet]

kermitthefrog74.

:game_die: You rolled 88

[hollow wasp]

,roll 50

[haughty inlet]

uglyladdie

:game_die: You rolled 4

[low agate]

+1

[hollow wasp]

,roll 50

[haughty inlet]

uglyladdie

:game_die: You rolled 9

[heavy hornet]

keep it like thsi

[hollow wasp]

,roll 50

[haughty inlet]

uglyladdie

:game_die: You rolled 43

[low agate]

Some people in your nation begin to dislike water

[heavy hornet]

,roll 50 smart

[haughty inlet]

kermitthefrog74.

:game_die: You rolled 7

[hollow wasp]

@low agate

[low agate]

I'm gonna say

-1

[heavy hornet]

https://tenor.com/view/dented-head-head-smile-gif-12205170

this is my average civilian

[low agate]

They no longer dislike water

I'll say you can roll for the same thing a few times before needing to do other rolls

[hollow wasp]

How high does it have to be

,roll 50

[haughty inlet]

uglyladdie

:game_die: You rolled 46

[hollow wasp]

Wwwwww

[heavy hornet]

,roll 100 smart please

[haughty inlet]

kermitthefrog74.

:game_die: You rolled 65

[low agate]

Well you got a 4/50 previously

[hollow wasp]

@low agate

[low agate]

Some people can slightly control water

[low agate]

Fails

[hollow wasp]

,roll 50

[haughty inlet]

uglyladdie

:game_die: You rolled 19

[low agate]

Also water bending could be good against rokku in the future

His Mydei guy is deathly afraid of it because he almost drowned

[hollow wasp]

Water bending is just so op. Easily best element

,roll 50

[haughty inlet]

uglyladdie

:game_die: You rolled 17

[hollow wasp]

,roll 50

[haughty inlet]

uglyladdie

:game_die: You rolled 44

[low agate]

@ripe owl he's trynna get waterbending

[heavy hornet]

,roll 20 have the asteroid guy throw a smart looking rock at our nation

[haughty inlet]

kermitthefrog74.

:game_die: You rolled 11

[low agate]

Chill on the water rolls...

[hollow wasp]

@low agate ?

[hollow wasp]

Must….. become…… water overlord…..

[low agate]

They can move stuff about the size of a small rock

In terms of water

[tiny wren]

,roll 50 establish the Templars of Khalix, they would be specialized to counter magic users.

[haughty inlet]

khalixmaximus

:game_die: You rolled 19

[heavy hornet]

earthbender solo

[hollow wasp]

W

[low agate]

Khalix

[hollow wasp]

Nah water bender easy takes

[tiny wren]

What

What

[low agate]

You should focus on normal rolls

[hollow wasp]

,roll 50

[haughty inlet]

uglyladdie

:game_die: You rolled 16

[hollow wasp]

,roll 50

[haughty inlet]

uglyladdie

:game_die: You rolled 10

[low agate]

Bro chill on waterbending

Do something productive

[hollow wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/ouvindo-vozes-as-vozes-maluca-gata-enlouquecendo-gif-11657861732475987606

[low agate]

,roll 100

[haughty inlet]

halo0pk0ok

:game_die: You rolled 47

[tiny wren]

You referring to me?

[low agate]

,roll 1000

[haughty inlet]

halo0pk0ok

:game_die: You rolled 747

[hollow wasp]

,roll 50

[haughty inlet]

uglyladdie

:game_die: You rolled 16

[low agate]

Yes

[hollow wasp]

,roll 50

[haughty inlet]

uglyladdie

:game_die: You rolled 40

[low agate]

@heavy hornet You can make rolls too

[tiny wren]

What?

[hollow wasp]

@low agate

[tiny wren]

WDYM, I'M MAKING NORMAL ROLLS

[low agate]

You're doing high rolls for stuff that's not too crazy

[low agate]

+2 grams of water

[tiny wren]

50? To establish an elite knight order.

[low agate]

Upgrade rolls exist

[tiny wren]

That's high?

[low agate]

You can always upgrade after they're established

[hollow wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/threat-bird-bird-big-feet-pukeko-heart-locket-gif-2821869059124172554

,roll 50

[haughty inlet]

uglyladdie

:game_die: You rolled 37

[low agate]

You've literally rolled nothing but waterbending

Your people have literally no tech

[tiny wren]

,roll 20 establish the Templars of Khalix, they would be specialized to counter magic users.

[haughty inlet]

khalixmaximus

:game_die: You rolled 18

[tiny wren]

Okay, lower rolls

[hollow wasp]

Yes because I want to focus on fishing and navy and water bending would be such a nice start

Since I’m alone on my island it’s kinda the strat

[low agate]

You establish the Templars, and through upgrade rolls (usually 50) they can get better at anti-magic stuff

[heavy hornet]

Picked up Quiznos

me me back back

[low agate]

What?

[tiny wren]

,roll 10 train

[haughty inlet]

khalixmaximus

:game_die: You rolled 6

[heavy hornet]

food

[hollow wasp]

@low agate last water roll for now

[low agate]

Oh

[low agate]

10 is crazy

[heavy hornet]

,roll 100 make viltrum smart again

[haughty inlet]

kermitthefrog74.

:game_die: You rolled 37

[low agate]

They are not smart

[heavy hornet]

,roll 50 then make them smart

[haughty inlet]

kermitthefrog74.

:game_die: You rolled 40

[low agate]

+1

[tiny wren]

,roll 20 hire mercenaries/warriors who also excel at doing and countering supernatural abilities/magic

[haughty inlet]

khalixmaximus

:game_die: You rolled 12

[heavy hornet]

What’s my current iq

[hollow wasp]

@low agate last water roll for now

[low agate]

You hire people who you think have the potential

[low agate]

+2 grams fr

[hollow wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/platypus-gif-23897459

[low agate]

,roll 100

[haughty inlet]

halo0pk0ok

:game_die: You rolled 42

[low agate]

8 for an average person I believe

[hollow wasp]

How shallow is the water near avonia?

[heavy hornet]

what iq would make them not incredibly stupid

like what would I need to reach

[hollow wasp]

Like 90-100

[low agate]

The deepest part is in the direction of open ocean, but in the direction of the larger land it's about 25 meters at its deepest

[tiny wren]

,roll 20 uncover their potentials

[haughty inlet]

khalixmaximus

:game_die: You rolled 10

[low agate]

They remain the same

[hollow wasp]

,roll 20 get good at spear fishing

[haughty inlet]

uglyladdie

:game_die: You rolled 6

[tiny wren]

,roll 30 hire more people

[haughty inlet]

khalixmaximus

:game_die: You rolled 7

[low agate]

You don't have spears

[hollow wasp]

Nope there ig

[low agate]

No new hires

[hollow wasp]

,roll 20 spears for fishing

[haughty inlet]

uglyladdie

:game_die: You rolled 6

[heavy hornet]

,roll 100 establish a university

[haughty inlet]

kermitthefrog74.

:game_die: You rolled 3

[heavy hornet]

god damn

[tiny wren]

,roll 15 develop long bows & crossbows

[haughty inlet]

khalixmaximus

:game_die: You rolled 11

[low agate]

They're so dumb they establish the university of stupidity, losing 2 IQ in the process

[low agate]

No spears

[low agate]

You develop basic bows because it's a lower roll

[hollow wasp]

,roll 20 look for copper deposits on the surface of the earth (should be common around this time)

[heavy hornet]

my people are a lost cause

[haughty inlet]

uglyladdie

:game_die: You rolled 17

[low agate]

Yeah

[hollow wasp]

@low agate I have copper!

[heavy hornet]

,roll 50 keep moving to the X

[haughty inlet]

kermitthefrog74.

:game_die: You rolled 2

[low agate]

You find some chunks of copper

[hollow wasp]

W

[tiny wren]

,roll 20 develop spears and organized formation

[haughty inlet]

khalixmaximus

:game_die: You rolled 7

[low agate]

He slacks off the day

[low agate]

Fail

[tiny wren]

,roll 20 develop crossbows

[haughty inlet]

khalixmaximus

:game_die: You rolled 4

[rapid ibex]

I have been for a while now, but I’m not coming back to this god forsaken channel

[tiny wren]

Nahh

[low agate]

No crossbows

[hollow wasp]

,roll 20 use that copper for farming tools and plant whatever seeds are nearby

[haughty inlet]

uglyladdie

:game_die: You rolled 18

[tiny wren]

,roll 20 develop crossbows

[haughty inlet]

khalixmaximus

:game_die: You rolled 4

[hollow wasp]

@low agate

[tiny wren]

Why

[rapid ibex]

Not until mw becomes good again

[low agate]

You make some copper tools, and you find and plant a few seeds

[low agate]

Again, no crossbows

[hollow wasp]

@low agate I’m gonna run it’s 11 here

Cya

[hollow wasp]

Actually me rn

[heavy hornet]

,roll 100 X

[haughty inlet]

kermitthefrog74.

:game_die: You rolled 89

[tiny wren]

so rn I have established the Templars of Khalix, hired a few mercenaries, I have a grand city, I have 2 big ships, & a little knowledge about gunpowder.

[low agate]

Bro made basic farming, starter level waterbending, and nothing else

[tiny wren]

,roll 20 recruit more warriors

[haughty inlet]

khalixmaximus

:game_die: You rolled 17

[low agate]

And yet you still have no real way of winning in a fight against the stronger nations

[low agate]

More warriors are hired

[low agate]

He gets a bit closer to where he senses something

[west path]

who ghost pinged me

[low agate]

No clue

[tiny wren]

,roll 25 train them with Anti magic tactics

[haughty inlet]

khalixmaximus

:game_die: You rolled 2

[west path]

I will lynch them

[tiny wren]

Nah

[low agate]

They're unaware of what magic is, so they have no way to develop anti-magic

[tiny wren]

,roll 30 enhance steel forging

[haughty inlet]

khalixmaximus

:game_die: You rolled 25

[low agate]

Ok

[tiny wren]

That's just it

Ok

[low agate]

Yeah

Nothing much to say

You got a valid roll

[tiny wren]

Okay so I get more knowledge in steel forging

That includes all types of metals

[low agate]

Skillerz has swords that can light up

[tiny wren]

Idc

[low agate]

Bro can pull up in the middle of the night with sharp glowsticks

[tiny wren]

,roll 24 develop crossbows

[haughty inlet]

khalixmaximus

:game_die: You rolled 15

[low agate]

24?

[tiny wren]

I missed it should've been 25

[low agate]

,roll 1000

[haughty inlet]

halo0pk0ok

:game_die: You rolled 417

[low agate]

,roll 100

[haughty inlet]

halo0pk0ok

:game_die: You rolled 39

[tiny wren]

So what do I got?

[low agate]

No improvement

[tiny wren]

,roll 20 keep developing crossbows

[haughty inlet]

khalixmaximus

:game_die: You rolled 4

[tiny wren]

Okay no crossbows

[low agate]

Bro is NOT getting crossbows

Oh my god

[heavy hornet]

,roll 50 but I’m getting smart

[haughty inlet]

kermitthefrog74.

:game_die: You rolled 7

[low agate]

You're not

[tiny wren]

,roll 30 hire more mercenaries

[haughty inlet]

khalixmaximus

:game_die: You rolled 17

[low agate]

I'll say you hire a short guy

[tiny wren]

What can he do

[heavy hornet]

,roll 50 oh but I am

[haughty inlet]

kermitthefrog74.

:game_die: You rolled 44

[low agate]

+1

[heavy hornet]

oh that actually work

[low agate]

He's just a short guy with the skills of a normal guy

[tiny wren]

,roll 20 scout for horses

[haughty inlet]

khalixmaximus

:game_die: You rolled 10

[heavy hornet]

,Roll 40 scout for the X

[haughty inlet]

kermitthefrog74.

:game_die: You rolled 10

[low agate]

10 is so mid roll that nothing happens

[heavy hornet]

yeah

[low agate]

He lays down instead

[tiny wren]

,roll 20 scout for horses

[haughty inlet]

khalixmaximus

:game_die: You rolled 17

[tiny wren]

,roll 30 develop cavalry

[haughty inlet]

khalixmaximus

:game_die: You rolled 27

[heavy hornet]

,roll 20 scout for the X

[haughty inlet]

kermitthefrog74.

:game_die: You rolled 11

[low agate]

You find a small group of horses and make cavalry

[low agate]

He knows where he's going

[heavy hornet]

,roll 30 develop the X

[haughty inlet]

kermitthefrog74.

:game_die: You rolled 10

[tiny wren]

,roll 30 train my Knights in magic

[haughty inlet]

khalixmaximus

:game_die: You rolled 1

[tiny wren]

Ok

[low agate]

They accidentally destroyed a lot of the magic stuff they could've learned from

[heavy hornet]

Roll 30 train my Nolan in going toward the X

[tiny wren]

,roll 40 establish an academy

[haughty inlet]

khalixmaximus

:game_die: You rolled 27

[heavy hornet]

,Roll 30 train my Nolan in going toward the X

[haughty inlet]

kermitthefrog74.

:game_die: You rolled 17

[low agate]

You get a basic schooling system

[heavy hornet]

,roll 40 establish Nolan going to the X

[haughty inlet]

kermitthefrog74.

:game_die: You rolled 28

[tiny wren]

,roll 20 upgrade

[haughty inlet]

khalixmaximus

:game_die: You rolled 13

[low agate]

The X isn't an actual X, it just marks where it is on the map so I can see it during updates

[heavy hornet]

,roll 20 upgrade Nolan going to the X

[haughty inlet]

kermitthefrog74.

:game_die: You rolled 20

[low agate]

Slight improvement

[low agate]

He moves onwards

[heavy hornet]

https://tenor.com/view/four-bite-fascist-far-cry6-anton-castillo-gustavo-fring-breaking-bad-gif-25146404

[low agate]

He's very close to the location

[tiny wren]

,roll 20 continue developing the grand academy

[haughty inlet]

khalixmaximus

:game_die: You rolled 14

[ripe owl]

,roll 10000 Goku on my side

[haughty inlet]

rokku_denashi

:game_die: You rolled 8437

[ripe owl]

Lolol

[heavy hornet]

,roll 50 find the X

[haughty inlet]

kermitthefrog74.

:game_die: You rolled 31

[tiny wren]

,roll 30 train knights within the academy with, combat mastery, Anti magic, warfare tactics, espionage and infiltration.

[haughty inlet]

khalixmaximus

:game_die: You rolled 26

[heavy hornet]

I take break

[low agate]

Goku ain't even on earth

[low agate]

Slight improvement to the X

[heavy hornet]

@ me in like 15 minutes cause im definitely forget

[low agate]

You still have no knowledge of magic, but you train in the other stuff

[tiny wren]

That's a 26

[low agate]

You rolled a 1/30 studying magic last time

And the punishment was accidentally destroying a lot of magic knowledge

[tiny wren]

,roll 50 hire people who excels at magic

[haughty inlet]

khalixmaximus

:game_die: You rolled 22

[tiny wren]

Ok thats a no

[low agate]

You were unable to find anyone

[tiny wren]

,roll 20 develop crossbows

[haughty inlet]

khalixmaximus

:game_die: You rolled 7

[low agate]

El helado is working on waterbending
You know Mydei still fears water

[tiny wren]

I JuST wANT CRossBows

[ripe owl]

Ok

[tiny wren]

,roll 50 enhance knowledge in gunpowder

[haughty inlet]

khalixmaximus

:game_die: You rolled 26

[low agate]

uwossows

[prime compass]

@tiny wren you get invaded

[tiny wren]

Nothing happens

[ripe owl]

Why would El Helado attack me in the first place

[tiny wren]

What

[low agate]

Because bro's trynna win

,roll 1000

[haughty inlet]

halo0pk0ok

:game_die: You rolled 473

[ripe owl]

..

[low agate]

,roll 100

[haughty inlet]

halo0pk0ok

:game_die: You rolled 8

[low agate]

A deep roar is heard across the land

[ripe owl]

,roll 1000 Train My Dei

[haughty inlet]

rokku_denashi

:game_die: You rolled 711

[low agate]

Crow's people are scared of it

[ripe owl]

7/11

[tiny wren]

,develop 30 hand cannon and fire Lance's with my Gunpowder knowledge.

[ripe owl]

Crazy

[low agate]

I'll give mydei a slushie from the future instead

[tiny wren]

,roll 30 develop hand cannon and fire Lance's with my Gunpowder knowledge.

[haughty inlet]

khalixmaximus

:game_die: You rolled 12

[low agate]

Because 711

[low agate]

Oof

[tiny wren]

,roll 30 develop crossbows with exploding arrows

[haughty inlet]

khalixmaximus

:game_die: You rolled 27

[frank latch]

766 messages is crazy

[low agate]

You finally get crossbows

[tiny wren]

How about the exploding arrows

[low agate]

But how will you attach explosion to arrow

You haven't made bombs yet

[tiny wren]

I got gunpowder what you mean

I have knowledge in gunpowder

[low agate]

Gunpowder ≠ bombs

[tiny wren]

I know gunpowder go boom boom

[low agate]

You can make bombs

But you haven't yet

[tiny wren]

Gunpowder = explosion

[low agate]

Only if ignited

[tiny wren]

,roll 30 make bombs

[haughty inlet]

khalixmaximus

:game_die: You rolled 26

[low agate]

Ok you get small sticks of dynamite

Not the super strong dynamite

The 4th of July type of dynamite

[tiny wren]

26 and I get a small stick of dynamite

,roll 20 attach that to crossbows

[haughty inlet]

khalixmaximus

:game_die: You rolled 11

[low agate]

Someone tries to tape one to an arrow

[tiny wren]

,roll 20 ATTACK THAT GODDAMN THING INTO THE GODDAM CROSSBOWS

[haughty inlet]

khalixmaximus

:game_die: You rolled 2

[tiny wren]

,roll 20 pweas attack bombs into arrows

[haughty inlet]

khalixmaximus

:game_die: You rolled 9

[low agate]

Someone accidentally blows off his hand triying to attach it

-1 hand fr

[tiny wren]

,roll 50 train soldiers

[haughty inlet]

khalixmaximus

:game_die: You rolled 27

[tiny wren]

Mid roll

,roll 30 invent fire lances

[haughty inlet]

khalixmaximus

:game_die: You rolled 3

[tiny wren]

💀

[low agate]

Well then

More self explosion

Someone lost another hand

[tiny wren]

Someone got burned

,roll 80 enhance knowledge in gunpowder

[haughty inlet]

khalixmaximus

:game_die: You rolled 13

[low agate]

When is bro gonna roll to summon King Arthur

[tiny wren]

,roll 70 make cannons

[haughty inlet]

khalixmaximus

:game_die: You rolled 22

[tiny wren]

Fuck king arthur

,roll 100 summon king arthur

[haughty inlet]

khalixmaximus

:game_die: You rolled 95

[low agate]

HAHA

[tiny wren]

,roll 10 name him King Khalix

[haughty inlet]

khalixmaximus

:game_die: You rolled 7

[low agate]

THAT IS COMEDY

[tiny wren]

So what does King Arthur does

I rolled a 100

[low agate]

You got King Arthur

[tiny wren]

So is he the chosen one?

[low agate]

He's not in his prime but you can make him stronger (it's like how starkiller and Mydei work)

[low agate]

@tiny wren

[tiny wren]

,roll 30 send in the newly trained knights to capture magic users

[haughty inlet]

khalixmaximus

:game_die: You rolled 21

[low agate]

There are no magic users in your nation

[tiny wren]

In other nations*

[low agate]

The only nation you have a direct route to is Klezna

And he also doesn't have magic

[tiny wren]

,roll 30 recruit more mercenaries who Excel on magic

[haughty inlet]

khalixmaximus

:game_die: You rolled 23

[low agate]

Unfortunately, as previously stated, nobody in your nation uses magic

[tiny wren]

That's why I said mercenaries

[low agate]

Where are you gonna recruit them from

[tiny wren]

,roll 50 send scouts to uncover ancient artifacts and scrolls

[haughty inlet]

khalixmaximus

:game_die: You rolled 34

[low agate]

You find half of a scroll

[tiny wren]

I bet these scrolls have knowledge about magic

[low agate]

The scroll looks like it has unfinished cooking recipes

[tiny wren]

,roll 30 develop exploding crossbow bullets

[haughty inlet]

khalixmaximus

:game_die: You rolled 14

[tiny wren]

Okay nothing happened

[low agate]

Bullets?

You mean bolts

[tiny wren]

Arrows*

,roll 20 develop fire lances

[haughty inlet]

khalixmaximus

:game_die: You rolled 3

[tiny wren]

,roll 60 develop cannons

[haughty inlet]

khalixmaximus

:game_die: You rolled 54

[low agate]

Someone burns themselves

[low agate]

You make metal tubes to launch your little dynamite sticks

[tiny wren]

54/60

This is what you give me

[low agate]

A canon launched stuff

[tiny wren]

,roll 40 make actual cannons

[haughty inlet]

khalixmaximus

:game_die: You rolled 12

[ripe owl]

,roll 5000 bro trains

[low agate]

Cannons launch things

[haughty inlet]

rokku_denashi

:game_die: You rolled 1442

[low agate]

When are you gonna make him not fear water

,roll 1000

[haughty inlet]

halo0pk0ok

:game_die: You rolled 240

[low agate]

,roll 100

[haughty inlet]

halo0pk0ok

:game_die: You rolled 31

[tiny wren]

,roll 50 develop the academy with Khalix training knights in advance warfare and magic counters

[haughty inlet]

khalixmaximus

:game_die: You rolled 4

[low agate]

Ok @heavy hornet

[tiny wren]

Okay FUCK

[ripe owl]

,roll 5000 bro trains

[haughty inlet]

rokku_denashi

:game_die: You rolled 2925

[gilded harbor]

Ej

[heavy hornet]

aight I’m backizzle

,roll 100 X

[haughty inlet]

kermitthefrog74.

:game_die: You rolled 29

[low agate]

You gotta get knowledge on magic...

[tiny wren]

,roll 100 King Arthur finds the holy swor

[haughty inlet]

khalixmaximus

:game_die: You rolled 68

[heavy hornet]

you have a king?

[low agate]

I'll say they make him a slightly larger sword than normal

[low agate]

He rolled a 95/100 to summon King Arthur

[tiny wren]

,roll 30 develop cannons

[haughty inlet]

khalixmaximus

:game_die: You rolled 15

[heavy hornet]

cool

[tiny wren]

Okay mid

[heavy hornet]

,roll 100 summon Nolan to the X

[haughty inlet]

kermitthefrog74.

:game_die: You rolled 69

[tiny wren]

The only good roll I got, and it wasn't even intended

[low agate]

Interesting...

[heavy hornet]

https://tenor.com/view/miserable-crying-sad-tears-black-guy-gif-12326280655494835815

[low agate]

Bro said "fuck king arthur" and immediately rolled 95/100

[heavy hornet]

,roll 100 Fuck Nolan finds the X

[haughty inlet]

kermitthefrog74.

:game_die: You rolled 86

[low agate]

He's almost there

[tiny wren]

,roll 30 make fucking facilities like Barracks, Libraries, testing grounds within the academy.

[haughty inlet]

khalixmaximus

:game_die: You rolled 19

[heavy hornet]

,roll 20 be there

[haughty inlet]

kermitthefrog74.

:game_die: You rolled 13

[low agate]

You make a library

Something jolly failed to do

[tiny wren]

,roll 10 go into the School

[haughty inlet]

khalixmaximus

:game_die: You rolled 7

[heavy hornet]

,roll 20 have my smartest guy make a potion that gives you 10 iq

[haughty inlet]

kermitthefrog74.

:game_die: You rolled 20

[tiny wren]

,roll 30 train soldiers with Anti Magic Measurements with King Arthur

[haughty inlet]

khalixmaximus

:game_die: You rolled 2

[tiny wren]

Fuck

[heavy hornet]

Wrong gif

[low agate]

He makes a potion to give +10 iq but drinks it himself

[heavy hornet]

,roll 20 have him mass produce it

[haughty inlet]

kermitthefrog74.

:game_die: You rolled 6

[low agate]

Again, you have no magic knowledge

[ripe owl]

,roll 5000 bro trains

[haughty inlet]

rokku_denashi

:game_die: You rolled 4245

[heavy hornet]

,roll 100 bro finds the X

[haughty inlet]

kermitthefrog74.

:game_die: You rolled 37

[low agate]

He is greedy (he also forget recipe)

[tiny wren]

,roll 30 enhance the phalanx formations

[haughty inlet]

khalixmaximus

:game_die: You rolled 22

[low agate]

Yes

[ripe owl]

,roll 100 I find the x first

[haughty inlet]

rokku_denashi

:game_die: You rolled 83

[low agate]

You're not even on the same land as an X

[tiny wren]

,roll 40 develop flame lances

[haughty inlet]

khalixmaximus

:game_die: You rolled 9

[ripe owl]

,roll 100 I find Y

[haughty inlet]

rokku_denashi

:game_die: You rolled 37

[tiny wren]

More people burned

[low agate]

Nah

[heavy hornet]

,roll 50 find it

[haughty inlet]

kermitthefrog74.

:game_die: You rolled 23

[low agate]

Not low enough

[ripe owl]

,roll 5000 I find Goku

[haughty inlet]

rokku_denashi

:game_die: You rolled 813

[low agate]

,roll 100

[haughty inlet]

halo0pk0ok

:game_die: You rolled 58

[low agate]

,roll 1000

[haughty inlet]

halo0pk0ok

:game_die: You rolled 151

[ripe owl]

,roll 5000 I find vegeta

[haughty inlet]

rokku_denashi

:game_die: You rolled 3344

[low agate]

Vegeta is still on earth chilling (he's in France)

@ripe owl when are you hosting your next session

[ripe owl]

Fr*nce

[heavy hornet]

,roll 20 find it

[haughty inlet]

kermitthefrog74.

:game_die: You rolled 9

[low agate]

,roll 100 delete france

[haughty inlet]

halo0pk0ok

:game_die: You rolled 59

[low agate]

Damn

[heavy hornet]

,roll 10 the X

[haughty inlet]

kermitthefrog74.

:game_die: You rolled 2

[heavy hornet]

dman

[low agate]

You're failing so hard

Pray to your sheep or something

[heavy hornet]

,roll 100 X

[haughty inlet]

kermitthefrog74.

:game_die: You rolled 74

[ripe owl]

,roll 100 let MF Find the X

[haughty inlet]

rokku_denashi

:game_die: You rolled 4

[ripe owl]

Uhh

[low agate]

HAHA

[ripe owl]

That doesnt count

[low agate]

I'm just gonna say rn

The Xs are really good

[ripe owl]

https://tenor.com/view/omniman-cry-omniman-cry-omniman-peak-gif-17652461541122198247

[heavy hornet]

,roll 40 find the good

[haughty inlet]

kermitthefrog74.

:game_die: You rolled 36

[low agate]

You find good

[ripe owl]

,roll 5000 Summon Omni Man

[haughty inlet]

rokku_denashi

:game_die: You rolled 4319

[low agate]

But not X

Because

You didn't say X

[heavy hornet]

Is said good iq?

[tiny wren]

,roll 50 develop my knights armour & equipments

[haughty inlet]

khalixmaximus

:game_die: You rolled 32

[low agate]

You said "find the good"

[ripe owl]

,roll 5000 find Invincible

[haughty inlet]

rokku_denashi

:game_die: You rolled 4489

[low agate]

You already have armor

[ripe owl]

https://tenor.com/view/invulnerable-gif-22484955

[heavy hornet]

Then what is the good

,roll 20 find the X

[haughty inlet]

kermitthefrog74.

:game_die: You rolled 16

[low agate]

The good is the good

[tiny wren]

I said develop

[ripe owl]

,roll 5000 let my race transform into Viltrumites

[haughty inlet]

rokku_denashi

:game_die: You rolled 3153

[low agate]

He's within 50 feet of the X

[heavy hornet]

,roll 20 Throw the good at asteroid man

[haughty inlet]

kermitthefrog74.

:game_die: You rolled 18

[low agate]

Meteor man receives the good

[ripe owl]

,roll 100 MF finds the X

[haughty inlet]

rokku_denashi

:game_die: You rolled 37

[low agate]

,roll 100

[haughty inlet]

halo0pk0ok

:game_die: You rolled 54

[low agate]

Nothing

[ripe owl]

,roll 100 He finds it tommorrow

[haughty inlet]

rokku_denashi

:game_die: You rolled 69

[tiny wren]

,roll 80 make actual cannons

[haughty inlet]

khalixmaximus

:game_die: You rolled 62

[tiny wren]

62

[heavy hornet]

,roll 50 check all 50 feet for the x

[haughty inlet]

kermitthefrog74.

:game_die: You rolled 37

[tiny wren]

@low agate

[low agate]

You make beginner level cannons. Can't go much higher because 62/80

[ripe owl]

,roll 50000 I find Omni Man

[haughty inlet]

rokku_denashi

:game_die: You rolled 47301

[ripe owl]

Damn

[heavy hornet]

,roll 13 check the remaining 13 feet

[haughty inlet]

kermitthefrog74.

:game_die: You rolled 5

[low agate]

,roll 1000

[haughty inlet]

halo0pk0ok

:game_die: You rolled 960

[low agate]

Hmm

[heavy hornet]

,roll 8 search the 8 feet

[haughty inlet]

kermitthefrog74.

:game_die: You rolled 4

[low agate]

I get to change something about the planet...

[tiny wren]

,roll 40 enhance the phalanx formation to make my knights less vulnerable

[haughty inlet]

khalixmaximus

:game_die: You rolled 6

[low agate]

Just roll a 30

[heavy hornet]

https://tenor.com/view/spawn-darkness-emote-flashy-night-gif-13463404

[ripe owl]

,roll 5000 Find Invincible

[haughty inlet]

rokku_denashi

:game_die: You rolled 4640

[heavy hornet]

,roll 30

[haughty inlet]

kermitthefrog74.

:game_die: You rolled 11

[low agate]

I get to change the planet in some way...

[heavy hornet]

that work

[tiny wren]

,roll 70 King Arthur lead the army into the north to expand

[haughty inlet]

khalixmaximus

:game_die: You rolled 6

[low agate]

Because 960/1000

[low agate]

Fails

[tiny wren]

,roll 100 king arthur accidentally stumbles upon the Holy Sword

[haughty inlet]

khalixmaximus

:game_die: You rolled 98

[heavy hornet]

,roll 30 Nolan stumbles upon the X

[haughty inlet]

kermitthefrog74.

:game_die: You rolled 26

[low agate]

These edits bro

[tiny wren]

I misspelled sword

[heavy hornet]

you misspelled 150

[tiny wren]

150/98 what do I got

[low agate]

He finds something and is within view of it

[low agate]

His sword gets a slight buff

[heavy hornet]

,roll 20 view it from a closer angle

[haughty inlet]

kermitthefrog74.

:game_die: You rolled 1

[low agate]

He pulls out a spiral leaf instead

[ripe owl]

,roll 5000 I Find Omni Man

[haughty inlet]

rokku_denashi

:game_die: You rolled 2743

[tiny wren]

,roll 100 King Arthur once AGAIN FUCKING tripped over a rock, fell down the mountain and stumbles upon the Holy Sword

[haughty inlet]

khalixmaximus

:game_die: You rolled 15

[low agate]

I can't really do anything to harm Nolan because he's immortal...

[heavy hornet]

,roll 20 walk to the x

[haughty inlet]

kermitthefrog74.

:game_die: You rolled 8

[tiny wren]

King Arthur got injured

[low agate]

He just stares at it, baked out of his mind

[heavy hornet]

,roll 20 drink some coffee and hot sauce to sober him up

[haughty inlet]

kermitthefrog74.

:game_die: You rolled 16

[tiny wren]

,roll 20 heal King Arthur

[haughty inlet]

khalixmaximus

:game_die: You rolled 4

[low agate]

He has no coffee or hot sauce but eats a plant from spiral island he took

[heavy hornet]

,roll 20 Find the X

[haughty inlet]

kermitthefrog74.

:game_die: You rolled 19

[low agate]

Hold on

[heavy hornet]

https://tenor.com/view/spawn-anime-gif-10269598

[low agate]

Lemme do my planet update first then I'll do that

[tiny wren]

,roll 300 King Arthur adventured toward the east discovering the Holy Sword of the Empire which is capable of deflecting magic & slaying demons.

[haughty inlet]

khalixmaximus

:game_die: You rolled 183

[low agate]

Change to the planet: The moon meteor gets larger

Alright

As for the X

[tiny wren]

How about my king arthur

[low agate]

He stays the same since your rolls are either low or mid

[tiny wren]

,roll 10 rename arthur into King Khalix

[haughty inlet]

khalixmaximus

:game_die: You rolled 1

[tiny wren]

Okay FUCK

[low agate]

@frosty drum @near breach @heavy hornet @ripe owl @tiny wren @hollow garden @hollow wasp
An X has been found. This has the chance to cause great change...
@heavy hornet I will explain the X in dms

[low agate]

He says he likes Arthur better

[tiny wren]

,roll 40 develop the cannons

[haughty inlet]

khalixmaximus

:game_die: You rolled 4

[tiny wren]

Okay

[ripe owl]

,roll 5000 I find Omni Man

[haughty inlet]

rokku_denashi

:game_die: You rolled 99

[ripe owl]

,roll 5000 I find Invincible

[haughty inlet]

rokku_denashi

:game_die: You rolled 1453

[ripe owl]

,roll 10000 I find Thragg

[haughty inlet]

rokku_denashi

:game_die: You rolled 8403

[tiny wren]

,roll 100 Arthur finds the Arkhalis Dagger

[haughty inlet]

khalixmaximus

:game_die: You rolled 24

[ripe owl]

,roll 5000 pls Vegeta come and join my side

[haughty inlet]

rokku_denashi

:game_die: You rolled 2047

[ripe owl]

😭

[low agate]

Jolly has found an X...

Strongest things on the map ordered by power:
???
Jolly's reward
???
Starkiller
Mydei
King Arthur

If we're talking on the planet, put Vegeta at the top

[ripe owl]

,roll 5000 Omni man arrives on the map

[haughty inlet]

rokku_denashi

:game_die: You rolled 4720

[ripe owl]

Damnit so close

[low agate]

When is bro rolling to help Mydei stop being hydrophobic

[ripe owl]

UGH

,roll 20 hes not hydrophobox

[haughty inlet]

rokku_denashi

:game_die: You rolled 7

[ripe owl]

See?

Now he drowns

Or some shit

[low agate]

If bro got in a fight with El helado then Mydei is cooked

[low agate]

Nah

I won't let him die yet

[ripe owl]

,roll 5000 My Dei becomes Omni man..

[haughty inlet]

rokku_denashi

:game_die: You rolled 1314

[ripe owl]

https://tenor.com/view/omniman-cry-omniman-cry-omniman-peak-gif-17652461541122198247

[low agate]

You should really try to improve bro's flames

[ripe owl]

every time I do I get a low number

So no

[low agate]

This is gambling

Can't win without loss

[ripe owl]

I HAVENT WON

IN A WHILE

,roll 5000 BROS FLAMES

[haughty inlet]

rokku_denashi

:game_die: You rolled 3844

[low agate]

Because you only do 5k rolls...

[ripe owl]

,roll 20 flame

[haughty inlet]

rokku_denashi

:game_die: You rolled 20

[ripe owl]

https://tenor.com/view/omniman-cry-omniman-cry-omniman-peak-gif-17652461541122198247

[low agate]

Told you

[ripe owl]

Fuck this is supposed to lose to prove me right

[low agate]

He gets better at his flames

Better than the flickers he was at before

A lot better than flickers

@tiny wren bro vanished

[ripe owl]

,roll 100 Omni man joins me

[haughty inlet]

rokku_denashi

:game_die: You rolled 86

[heavy hornet]

,roll 50 establish a college

[haughty inlet]

kermitthefrog74.

:game_die: You rolled 38

[low agate]

Omni man is not on the map rn

[ripe owl]

,roll 100 Vegeta join me bruh

[haughty inlet]

rokku_denashi

:game_die: You rolled 10

[low agate]

You get a college but your university was already of stupidity, so it follows

@heavy hornet It's your choice to reveal what you got from the X, also I sent you in dms

[ripe owl]

,roll 200 goku joins me?

[haughty inlet]

rokku_denashi

:game_die: You rolled 131

[low agate]

Goku ain't on Earth

[heavy hornet]

I’ll wait for the opportune moment

[ripe owl]

,roll 5 no one joins me..

[haughty inlet]

rokku_denashi

:game_die: You rolled 1

[tiny wren]

,roll 30 hire more mercenaries

[haughty inlet]

khalixmaximus

:game_die: You rolled 21

[low agate]

You still gotta name it

[heavy hornet]

Oh yeah

hmm

[ripe owl]

You'd never attack me right?..

[low agate]

Two mercenaries

[ripe owl]

😭

[low agate]

The armadillos do that for him

[heavy hornet]

it’s better used if someone attacks me

[low agate]

Mydei gets slapped by armadillos a lot

[ripe owl]

,roll 20 bro trains.. 😔

[haughty inlet]

rokku_denashi

:game_die: You rolled 11

[heavy hornet]

Plus there’s no advantage to invade

[tiny wren]

,roll 20 with the Lead of King Arthur alongside the Templars of Khalix & the hired mercenaries, lead an expedition towards the east.

[haughty inlet]

khalixmaximus

:game_die: You rolled 1

[low agate]

Especially when your people are so dumb

[tiny wren]

Okay fuck

[ripe owl]

💀

Ur cooked

Ur done

[low agate]

You lose land instead

[tiny wren]

I said expedition

Not expansion

[low agate]

Oh

Ok

[ripe owl]

,roll 100 bro trains so much..

[low agate]

Well you lose people

[haughty inlet]

rokku_denashi

:game_die: You rolled 22

[low agate]

They didn't survive the expedition aside from Arthur

[heavy hornet]

The only person could in any way see being invaded is khalix (no offense) and even then Id only do something with the territory on my continent

[tiny wren]

,roll 40 develop a carriage system suited for Long Travels/Expedition.

[ripe owl]

,roll 5000 VEGETA I SUMMON YOU TO THE MAP

[haughty inlet]

khalixmaximus

:game_die: You rolled 19

rokku_denashi

:game_die: You rolled 4460

[heavy hornet]

but nobody especially now is worthy enough to be my opponent

[low agate]

Jolly has the most land on different islands

[tiny wren]

Okay

[low agate]

Jolly has landed on at least 5 islands total

[tiny wren]

,roll 30 develop a carriage system

[haughty inlet]

khalixmaximus

:game_die: You rolled 14

[heavy hornet]

,roll 20 with that being said, invent reverse hangover alcohol

[haughty inlet]

kermitthefrog74.

:game_die: You rolled 3

[low agate]

@heavy hornet Send the name in dms btw

[low agate]

Hangovers get worse actually

,roll 100

[haughty inlet]

halo0pk0ok

:game_die: You rolled 90

[ripe owl]

,roll 50000 Super Shenron grants me a wish

[haughty inlet]

rokku_denashi

:game_die: You rolled 13993

[tiny wren]

How about my rolls?

[low agate]

Large rumbling across the land

[low agate]

Too mid to work

[tiny wren]

,roll 40 continue developing the carriage system

[haughty inlet]

khalixmaximus

:game_die: You rolled 28

[low agate]

You make wheels fr

[ripe owl]

,roll 5000 Mydei turns into Omni man..

[haughty inlet]

rokku_denashi

:game_die: You rolled 1532

[tiny wren]

,roll 20 finally lead the expedition towards the east

[haughty inlet]

khalixmaximus

:game_die: You rolled 10

[low agate]

If I ignore a roll the it doesn't work or I have to catch up to it

[heavy hornet]

I name my X Debbie

@low agate

[low agate]

Ok

[ripe owl]

Debbie?..

[low agate]

,roll 1000

[haughty inlet]

halo0pk0ok

:game_die: You rolled 685

[ripe owl]

https://tenor.com/view/invulnerable-gif-22484955

[low agate]

Oh btw

In terms of defense

[heavy hornet]

your mother is more like a pet to me

[ripe owl]

,roll 5000 My Dei turns into Goku.......

[haughty inlet]

rokku_denashi

:game_die: You rolled 1423

[low agate]

Jolly has the strongest nation

[ripe owl]

https://tenor.com/view/omniman-cry-omniman-cry-omniman-peak-gif-17652461541122198247

[tiny wren]

Okay

[low agate]

Even though his people are absolutely braindead

[heavy hornet]

let me break it down for you mark

[tiny wren]

Seems like I care?

,roll 30 continues the plan for the expedition towards the east

[haughty inlet]

khalixmaximus

:game_die: You rolled 2

[ripe owl]

"I WOULDN'T EVEN KEEP YOU AS A SLAVE IN MY EMPIRE"

[heavy hornet]

,roll 50 haven’t enhanced my strength in a while so I do that

[haughty inlet]

kermitthefrog74.

:game_die: You rolled 46

[heavy hornet]

cool beans

[ripe owl]

,roll 5000 I summon Viltrumite mark to help me

[haughty inlet]

rokku_denashi

:game_die: You rolled 1902

[tiny wren]

,roll 20 pray to the MW god Halo to give me blessing throughout the Journey

[haughty inlet]

khalixmaximus

:game_die: You rolled 8

[ripe owl]

Why u praying to halo

[tiny wren]

,roll 30 NEVER BACK DOWN NEVER WHAT? continue the expedition!

[haughty inlet]

khalixmaximus

:game_die: You rolled 29

[low agate]

Your people are pretty strong although stupid

[ripe owl]

,roll 500000 I win the MW

[haughty inlet]

rokku_denashi

:game_die: You rolled 355293

[heavy hornet]

,roll 50 make my peoples brain alive instead of brain dead

[haughty inlet]

kermitthefrog74.

:game_die: You rolled 31

[tiny wren]

May God be with you, that's what they say when people leave the City.