🎲game-room

[west path]

im NGL this place is unrecognizable

[hollow garden]

You are part of GRACE a rumburg led alliance for monarchies and the such

[signal tulip]

😨

[west path]

theres so many new people

[ripe owl]

@hollow garden Hows the nuclear reactors looking

[frosty drum]

Your welcome

[hollow garden]

Insane

[west path]

Can you like

fuck off

[tender storm]

That's the way of the world

[hollow garden]

@ripe owl U-31 has been finished

[signal tulip]

Let's bring more newgens hehe 😈

[hollow garden]

It's energy production is MASSIVE

[west path]

yeah shor ion mind having more people to talk to

[hollow garden]

U-32 is still in progress

[prime compass]

Hey qevie be nice

[ripe owl]

DID U SAY MASSIVE

[prime compass]

Dont.

[quick idol]

Dont say it

[hollow garden]

Was that called for

[quick idol]

Dont

Dont!!!

[west path]

yes

[prime compass]

No it wasnt

[west path]

hes made it his whole personality

[prime compass]

Now be nice

[quick idol]

When is qevie leaving again

And then rejoining

[ripe owl]

YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE IS MASSIVE

[quick idol]

And repeat

[hollow garden]

Sure

[west path]

he consistently irks me and annoys me about this

[wraith quarry]

shut up

[west path]

'oh i did X thing' when there was no conversation nor any reason to say it

It is... annoying

[hollow garden]

@spring bison you successfully nationalize Bergia steel and Heartland of Sordland the oligarchs are really pissed

They are planning on taking their wealth and moving to Arcasia

[quick idol]

The economy CRASHES

Its so over

@spring bison dms...

[hollow garden]

Your investigation into the old guard has yielded results

[prime compass]

@hollow garden yeah..

[spring bison]

while theyre on the room signing the documents with me just get them arrested

[west path]

(example)

[hollow garden]

You find that Kruger, Lilith or whatever her name was , Orso and Hawker are the big four of the old guard backed by soll

[signal tulip]

"Let me set up a puppet leader and coup another nation"

[hollow garden]

And that Lilith and her security department were responsible for the fire of the library

[quick idol]

Shocking 🤯

[west path]

is he stupid? has he not read any books on economics?

[hollow garden]

You successfully arrest them

[spring bison]

biggest government purge in sordland today

[ripe owl]

establish Ports Act.. We establish ports in poor nations and make them rely on our ports so we can spread some influence

[cerulean siren]

@west path hey, whats your thoughst on me esting ice cream

[prime compass]

@hollow garden @hollow garden

[quick idol]

There has not been any other purges today so yeah

[tender storm]

I ALWAYS COME IN SECOND

[spring bison]

👽

[tender storm]

RAHHHH

[hollow garden]

Galmland it's a hardline communist state but you are in a crossroads with defining your manifesto and what galmland means
You are heavily influenced by Valgsland but you have a medium power navy and beautiful beaches

[west path]

what flavor

[cerulean siren]

Standard

[cerulean siren]

Yay

[next sky]

tf is standard flavor

[spring bison]

I purged 1 million people today now im purging 1 million and 1

[west path]

if yo ass said chocolate i would have called you satan and several other things

[west path]

Vanilla

[frosty drum]

@cerulean siren welcome
I'm Valgsland

[hollow garden]

You come in second in the elections with 32% of the vote while the Wehlen tomorrow party wind with 37% of the vote

You are the main opposition party

[wraith quarry]

standard is strawberry guh

[next sky]

just say vanilla

[prime compass]

Why can we not rig?

[cerulean siren]

Ty

[prime compass]

Civil war!!!

[quick idol]

Smolak 2

[prime compass]

I love causing wars

[quick idol]

We need davini in merkopa

[hollow garden]

You want to retroactively tamper with the elections?

[west path]

you are SATAN

[prime compass]

NO

[hollow garden]

This will not be taken well by the rebels

[west path]

you belong in the jaws of hell.

[frosty drum]

@hollow garden let's rebuild our losses

[prime compass]

Klez if he understood joke Actions...

[hollow garden]

Or any democatic leaning group in Wehlen

[wraith quarry]

oh that might just be for the US

then

[prime compass]

Democat

[hollow garden]

Alright

@frosty drum what will you do with the two isles by the way

[prime compass]

Ok well keep me updated on any acts they try to sign and stuff

[hollow garden]

You can annex them or set up a military occupation

[frosty drum]

Annex them

And military control

[hollow garden]

Both?

[quick idol]

@hollow garden dms again... you will never escape the word "dms"

[hollow garden]

But you don't have a legitimate claim to the northern one

[frosty drum]

Yes
(Until war ends)

[quick idol]

Next put nukes in heljiland

[frosty drum]

Annex the One I do have a claim
Military control the One without legit claim

@hollow garden

[spring bison]

@hollow garden work on getting rid of the bergia governorship and integrating it directly into sordland

[hollow garden]

@frosty drum Hejel returns home

[prime compass]

based

[hollow garden]

Horten lost the election

[frosty drum]

YEAHHHHHH

[hollow garden]

And the new president is a harsh uncompromising one

[spring bison]

unrealistic btw

[hollow garden]

His term promises include joining ATO

[quick idol]

(How)

[frosty drum]

For us?

[hollow garden]

And returning the islands to Agnolia

[frosty drum]

Or agnolia,

@hollow garden

[prime compass]

@hollow garden
Hey. What do the bludish people in Wehlen need as of now!

[spring bison]

oh wait he cant even be in the election

term limits

[hollow garden]

The Bergia governor is deeply angry and says that you are working against your own party member?

[signal tulip]

Just make a bill to remove them smh

[prime compass]

Abolish term limits

[hollow garden]

Kibner proposes to remove him from power

And do the shenanigan he says in game

That I forgot about

[spring bison]

a member of the old guard literally was the one that proposed this plan (lilith)

[hollow garden]

For you yes

[hollow garden]

Reconstruction is currently being carried out

You can propose actions and bills to the parliament

[quick idol]

@frosty drum place nukes in heljiland... its lore accurate

[hollow garden]

The new government wants to implement a free market

And de-Smokalize

[hollow garden]

Ah well whatever

[ripe owl]

U-32 status?

[hollow garden]

@spring bison work is being done to remove the Special Bergian zone

[ripe owl]

Route U-31 energy to homes in Contana

[prime compass]

I support

[hollow garden]

say about the constitution

[ripe owl]

and start Scientific Research in Laros

[spring bison]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uo3tiB9qhbg @hollow garden is this real

[prime compass]

@hollow garden how is literacy and education?

[hollow garden]

What will your constitution aim for LeBron?

[quick idol]

Nonexistent... lebron ate it all

[hollow wasp]

Nice!

[prime compass]

Woah

[spring bison]

liberal constitution but keeping decrees as is

[hollow wasp]

@hollow garden what’s the oand in my country like?

[signal tulip]

I guess it isn't bad having a primal mind 😈

[prime compass]

👽👽

😭😭😭

[quick idol]

You arent lebron bro

[frosty drum]

@hollow garden so we still want to keep the islands

[quick idol]

you need to go the lore accurate route... put nukes in heljiland

[signal tulip]

We are two in one body

[hollow wasp]

Chat who are the countries near me?

[quick idol]

@ripe owl you need to do it

[ripe owl]

u said contana needs to go

[quick idol]

yea but its lore accurate

[signal tulip]

Break the canon

It's time to for you to decide your own destiny

[quick idol]

contana will FALL if that happens

[signal tulip]

Sounds good

It adds excitement

[prime compass]

@hollow garden hey kleznam what Problems does the regular blud have

[tender storm]

Ket me know when your mw starts back up

[quick idol]

first some live under lebron

[prime compass]

Tru

[hollow wasp]

I will Dw

[signal tulip]

They can't calculate 1 plus 1 😔

[tender storm]

Aight

[hollow wasp]

@quick idol who are the countries near me btw

[prime compass]

Banned

[quick idol]

rumburg
thats it

[hollow wasp]

Whos the player tho

[frosty drum]

It's 3

[signal tulip]

Trial mods can't ban smh

[quick idol]

nobody

[signal tulip]

🙏

[prime compass]

7 year timeout

[hollow wasp]

Nobody? In the big ole country in the middle of the map?

[signal tulip]

No please...

[frosty drum]

@quick idol What do you think of my nation

[quick idol]

yes

[quick idol]

horrible, you cant even put nukes in heljiland

[hollow wasp]

@hollow garden can I swap to rumburg?

[quick idol]

nah you cant

[hollow wasp]

😔

[quick idol]

Because

Reasons

Many reasons

[hollow wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/ahoklollmao-noooo-nooo-noo-no-gif-17139315586294057944

[spring bison]

kleznam has die

[signal tulip]

Rumburg?

It's time to annihilate the germanic state!

[prime compass]

no...

[prime compass]

@quick idol kleznam has die

[frosty drum]

I killed him

[hollow wasp]

Uhhh no?

[quick idol]

The wehzek missile got him

[prime compass]

Sorry i accidentally shot him

I thought he was smolak

[signal tulip]

Let's just continue the mw somehow

Uh

[frosty drum]

@hollow garden Expand

[quick idol]

This is all because of the lack of nukes in heljiland

@frosty drum

[prime compass]

I fuckin hate the wehzeks

[hollow wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/workaholics-adam-devine-adam-demamp-a-little-racis-racist-gif-4261185

[frosty drum]

Why not place nukes in sordland

[prime compass]

Soon

[signal tulip]

Sordland... Scotland?!?

[quick idol]

Will they be near agnolia?

[frosty drum]

Yes

[quick idol]

That works

[signal tulip]

They need some english inspiration

[frosty drum]

@spring bison

[quick idol]

Kleznam is DEAD

Mw has FALLEN

Billions must DIE

[signal tulip]

Attention players

Ercan has successfully couped all nations

And reformed the Ercania Empire

[frosty drum]

He didn't coup mine...

[prime compass]

@quick idol ok lets talk about space mw

[quick idol]

davini was a bad guy

[prime compass]

Yeah

[signal tulip]

Uhh

[prime compass]

Uhhh

I love antiproton bombs

[signal tulip]

He somehow convinced the people to revolt

[frosty drum]

The people love me

[west path]

racism???????????? without ME???

youre SATAN

[spring bison]

is this real

[west path]

what gam

oh is this Terra Nova

[spring bison]

terra invicta red dawn mod

[frosty drum]

Is this from the world wide web?

[prime compass]

I hate sordland

[west path]

oh terra invicta

[spring bison]

basically cold war mod

1 trillion gdp afghanistan btw

[quick idol]

That public opinion

[frosty drum]

Valgsland

Is

Cool

[quick idol]

Bad

[spring bison]

Egypt

it was even richer but Israel NUKED it

[frosty drum]

https://tenor.com/view/cherub-biblically-accurate-angel-biblically-accurate-angels-biblically-accurate-angels-animation-gif-25767809

[spring bison]

and I nuked it back

turkey is invading it because

[prime compass]

🇹🇷❤️🇹🇷❤️

[hollow wasp]

It’s eyequ!

[steep merlin]

Is Eyequ a Biblically accurate angel
:8ball: Concentrate and ask again

[prime compass]

I think mw is cooked

[west path]

yeah its dead

[prime compass]

Atleast smolak is dead

[ripe owl]

@hollow wasp lmk when ur gonna host

[prime compass]

And the wehzeks and bluds formed a new wehlen government

[west path]

good question idk

[spring bison]

America is cooked

[quick idol]

16 regions

[hollow wasp]

Probably not today anyway

[quick idol]

Mw has FALLEN....

klez died and el helado isnt hosting

[hollow wasp]

I will take the mantle…. Just not today

[quick idol]

,roll el helado should host today, no he shouldnt

[haughty inlet]

ercanramanov

:game_die: el helado should host today

[quick idol]

even the ,roll says so smh

[prime compass]

,roll space mw 2 is tommorow, space mw 2 is never

[haughty inlet]

belemin_

:game_die: space mw 2 is never

[prime compass]

@quick idol...

[quick idol]

Its the day after tomorrow

[prime compass]

,roll space mw 2 day after tommorow, space mw NEVER

[haughty inlet]

belemin_

:game_die: space mw NEVER

[quick idol]

space mw EVER

[prime compass]

Damn

[hollow wasp]

No rolls in my mw

I don’t respect them

https://tenor.com/view/spit-funny-frowning-grumpy-gif-14501018

[quick idol]

Well "probably not" means theres still a chance!!!

[hollow wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/abuse-domestic-trippy-gtfoh-gtfo-gif-13388501

[quick idol]

Objectively wrong

The word "no" does not appear in many languages

[prime compass]

I hate rolls

,roll 20

[haughty inlet]

belemin_

:game_die: You rolled 16

[quick idol]

Speaking of rolls... @frosty drum will you ever host

[hollow wasp]

It is if you shout it loud enough

[prime compass]

The Belecan Alliance.

...

[frosty drum]

Today or tomorrow

[quick idol]

Make it today

[frosty drum]

Might have plans irl for first time in 500 years

[spring bison]

@hollow garden the world if. kleznam didnt abandon his mws

https://tenor.com/view/future-ram-ranch-gif-18120355

[quick idol]

Wehzek missiles

[frosty drum]

https://tenor.com/view/mundo-feliz-onetreehsll-world-if-gif-14071235670792471304

[ripe owl]

hi guys~

[spring bison]

hi guys

[frosty drum]

hi guys

[tender storm]

hi guys

[quick idol]

#1330611216200241183 message alright its been 10 seconds mw time

[rose forge]

mmm... woter

[novel jay]

@quick idol @frosty drum @spring bison @hollow wasp

[prime compass]

@novel jay enslave the natives and force them to work 9 hours a day

[quick idol]

How are we doing

[novel jay]

@balmy epoch @vital latch @midnight ocean @fallen cipher

[fallen cipher]

Hold on I'm doing something I'll be back soon

[hollow wasp]

Playing bow’s map battle for a sec, I might be a few mins but I’ll check in here. In the meantime pls get a sugar farm going

[novel jay]

@prisma flame @sullen pawn @hollow garden

[west path]

BoW is still hostaing though

but TBF fish has already won so

[novel jay]

Aren’t you not in the game

[novel jay]

@rose cape @alpine raft @cerulean siren @frosty drum

I think that’s all

[alpine raft]

5 minutes im causing a riot

[novel jay]

@west path
You start out on the shores of lake ponchetrain; you are charted by the Dutch West India company, given 150 men (no women), and supplies. You make basic shelters. The temperature is, to northern Atlantic peoples, quite hot. You have access to Dutch shipping through the routes that go along the southern coast

[west path]

im helping fish in his map battl

[frosty drum]

@novel jay How is my Colony doing

[novel jay]

@fallen cipher Much like @alpine raft, you are a Portuguese businessman who is looking to find his fortune. You have 100 slaves, and 50 men of your business. You are isolated from the rest of the Portuguese, and the natives, hearing of massacres that happened by other Europeans, are not key to have you around

[spring bison]

@novel jay expand south and build a new town there

[alpine raft]

Hows my weaponry making

[fallen cipher]

Dms!

[novel jay]

Okay

[novel jay]

Alright

[novel jay]

You are, by far, the largest weapons manufacturers in the Americas outside of Mexico

[alpine raft]

Godamn

[fallen cipher]

@novel jay what year is this

[alpine raft]

Begin selling more and more to anyone except natives in north america who want them

[novel jay]

It’s pretty boring

@quick idol the actual session has begun

[fallen cipher]

What year is this Peter

[quick idol]

@novel jay how are we doing

[novel jay]

The pirates, which are beginning to become more prevalent in the Caribbean, are flocking to buy guns

[frosty drum]

@novel jay what would the people want for entertainment

[alpine raft]

Sell it to them on the low

[novel jay]

You have a lot less revenue due to the abandonment of those towns. The smallpox has died down for you

[prime compass]

Arghhhh

Can I be a pirate

[alpine raft]

@novel jay how rich am i becoming due to this

[ripe owl]

Fakher in map war???

[quick idol]

We lost more money maintaining them anyway

[novel jay]

I didn’t mean it like that, I meant that nothing has really changed

[fallen cipher]

PETER

[frosty drum]

Are we able to claim more land

[fallen cipher]

WHAT YEAR IS IT

[novel jay]

You did make money, just it wasn’t a lot

[fallen cipher]

WHAT YEAR IS IT!

WHAT YEAR IS ITTT

[novel jay]

1599

[novel jay]

I mean, I guess you can

[alpine raft]

@novel jay if i switch the people from making for profit plants to just making guns will i be making more or less profit?

[frosty drum]

Wonderful

[quick idol]

@novel jay we need to make up for those losses, begin expanding to the entirity of this island

[fallen cipher]

Hm is there any way I can make DRUGS?

[novel jay]

Less; the demand isn’t that high for guns

[fallen cipher]

Guys what if I just

[novel jay]

Tobacco

[fallen cipher]

Become the leader of Portugal

[fallen cipher]

Do that and keep improving it to become more effective also start producing more alcohol

@novel jay where are my slaves from?

[alpine raft]

not even some underdeveloped african nations?

[novel jay]

Basically nobody lives there, so sure

[fallen cipher]

@alpine raft what if we both form an alliance

[quick idol]

What resources are there again

[fallen cipher]

We are both Portuguese

[frosty drum]

@novel jay What farms does Sweden have

[fallen cipher]

We both like slavery

And we are also both racist

[alpine raft]

where are you?

[fallen cipher]

I don't remember

[spring bison]

@novel jay is this guy going to respond

[novel jay]

Lots of exposed rock and timber, also it’s a good spot to trade

[alpine raft]

@novel jay where is he?

[novel jay]

Oh, I said okay

[novel jay]

North Carolina

[alpine raft]

can i sell guns that far?

[spring bison]

why did you disable the reply ping 😭

[fallen cipher]

Alpha rejoined?

[spring bison]

I didnt see it

[novel jay]

New Sweden, or actual Sweden?

[frosty drum]

Actual swden

[novel jay]

Yeah

[novel jay]

Wheat, Rye, vegetables, pastures

[novel jay]

I have it on

[quick idol]

Trade with who

[frosty drum]

Ask for some Wheat to the Colony
Along with farm animals

[alpine raft]

@novel jay pay some gun experts to research better guns

[spring bison]

no btw

[novel jay]

Yeah, but European gunsmiths can get there more efficiently

[alpine raft]

and see how i could improve them

[fallen cipher]

@novel jay start producing more weapons

Also can I try establishing colonies in other continents

[novel jay]

Stengel

[alpine raft]

what the fuck are you doing

[novel jay]

You don’t even have a village, houses, or anything

It’s literally just tents and some fields

[fallen cipher]

Uh what?

[alpine raft]

you are a colony

not portugal

[fallen cipher]

AND?

[novel jay]

You aren’t producing weapons in the first place

[fallen cipher]

AND?

[alpine raft]

SO YOU ARE FUCKING TENTS

[novel jay]

You literally just got here

[alpine raft]

YOU BASICALLY JUST GOT HERE

[fallen cipher]

What if, I start doing that?

[fallen cipher]

And?

That doesn't mean

I can't make weapons!

Nothing is impossible

[spring bison]

@novel jay expand the ports and stablish an fleet to protect my trade vessels

[novel jay]

(You will be the fourth person doing that, there is basically no more demand)

[novel jay]

Good; pirates be coming

[fallen cipher]

@novel jay alright so start establishing some houses (make my slaves start working on them) and make the slaves live in the tents

[alpine raft]

will this drive up pirate need for weaponry?

[novel jay]

You need gunsmiths; there aren’t many out there

[novel jay]

You have some cabins near the water

[frosty drum]

@novel jay

[novel jay]

Probably

[spring bison]

buy good quality cannons from spain to equip our fleet with and focus on stablishing high quality gun production to fill in fleet construction and supply my army locally

[alpine raft]

sell them cannons to put on their boats

[fallen cipher]

@novel jay can I just send a ship to Portugal and recruit some people from there

[novel jay]

It will cost ye (not that much)

[frosty drum]

Alright do it

[fallen cipher]

@novel jay did I make alcohol and tobacco

[alpine raft]

hey i make a fuckton of guns, do you want me to supplement your weaponry to put on your fleet and army?

[novel jay]

The gunsmiths you have are sorta just apprentices; their one job is to make them mindlessly

[spring bison]

no

[alpine raft]

you'd be able to make way more ships tho

[novel jay]

WHY DOES EVERYONE WANT TO MAKE GUNS

[alpine raft]

and if you can make way more ships, you can make way more profit

[spring bison]

peter when armies need guns

[fallen cipher]

I just want Peter to reply to my messages bro

I don't even wanna make guns anymore

[novel jay]

You have a bit less than 1500 people

[west path]

establishing*

[alpine raft]

@novel jay can i make boats to sell to pirates

[west path]

its not stablish its establish

[spring bison]

shut up nerd

[novel jay]

You can make a tobacco plantation

[fallen cipher]

Can I make alcohol?

[spring bison]

everyone else has similiar populations

and we do have armies

[low agate]

This is why I gamble

,roll 4096

[haughty inlet]

halo0pk0ok

:game_die: You rolled 1090

[novel jay]

Actually, you have the largest

[spring bison]

peak

[novel jay]

Not anything that you can profitably export

[fallen cipher]

Can I start selling the stuff I make to Portugal

And with that MONEY

make people

[west path]

you will always lose when gambling

[alpine raft]

@novel jay can i make good boats to sell to pirates, armed with my guns

[fallen cipher]

JOIN MY COLONY?

[novel jay]

Some, but it doesn’t really need too many guns

[low agate]

My shiny Articuno and shiny Kyurem say otherwise

[alpine raft]

and there is already 4 fucking weapons manufactures in the northern america

[novel jay]

Sure, you have a few boats.

[novel jay]

You don’t have that many free people to make boats en masse

[west path]

the more you gamble the higher the risk

as the more you gamble the more confident you are and the more willing you are to put down fat stacks in your favor

[low agate]

What fun is something if there's not a chance to lose it all

[novel jay]

You make 2 frigates

[alpine raft]

what about recruiting some indian tribespeople

[spring bison]

its not to produce many guns its to be just enough to supply military needs

and establishing a small stockpile

[frosty drum]

@novel jay How did the action go?

[quick idol]

Im back

[novel jay]

You have more food

[quick idol]

@novel jay what did i miss

[novel jay]

Oh, so just like 1 gunsmith?

[frosty drum]

@novel jay lets expand the settlements
Build more houses

[novel jay]

Some native villages are abandoned

[quick idol]

Where

[novel jay]

West of you

[quick idol]

can i claim them for myself 🤯

[alpine raft]

,roll sell weapons to the natives, dont kill the entire colonizer strat

[haughty inlet]

nekcrop

:game_die: dont kill the entire colonizer strat

[novel jay]

They were already sorta in your claim

[alpine raft]

sad

[quick idol]

what resources are there also

[hollow wasp]

@novel jay can I establish a sugar plantation? And sell the sugar back to Spain

[alpine raft]

DOES ANYONE WANT GUNS

CHEAP AMERICAN GUNS

MADE IN AMERICA

CANNONS TOO

[novel jay]

Yeah

[novel jay]

Mostly just farmland

[spring bison]

begin a project to build 4 more and then begin making more in the longterm but to be sold instead

[quick idol]

still something!!!

[alpine raft]

who's your cannon dealer?

[spring bison]

spain

[alpine raft]

cool cool cool

nah cuz i make cannons too, and maybe they would be cheaper

[novel jay]

It will take a bit, but your port is good enough to accommodate it

[spring bison]

is there anyone willing to commision me to build ships for them

[novel jay]

@prisma flame
A couple of your trading ships are getting raided by pirates

[alpine raft]

@novel jay are any of my shipments getting raided?

[novel jay]

I would imagine many Caribbean colonies

[low agate]

99% of gamblers quit before they win big? I must be the 1%

[spring bison]

offer them commisions then

[novel jay]

You don’t have as many ships, and they go on a different route

[alpine raft]

cool

[spring bison]

cheaper than buying them from the mainland

[novel jay]

They are eager to accept

[novel jay]

Europeans can’t get enough of it

[hollow wasp]

Nice! Pity we’re at war with England 😢

[spring bison]

give more funding to shipmakers and begin expansion of our shipyard

[novel jay]

@visual plover I forgot to ping you

[visual plover]

What’s happening

Just got back from work

[alpine raft]

hey, if you want maybe you could buy some cannons from me 👉 👈 to add to your frigate manufacturing plant they are a bit cheaper than spain's

[novel jay]

Colonization of America mapwar

[novel jay]

It’s just about the largest port in the mainland US. On par with @prisma flame, and now exceeding @cerulean siren

[visual plover]

How does Quebec fall into all this?

[novel jay]

Sure (you aren’t making a lot of real progress)

[visual plover]

Or is this a new/seperate thing?

[frosty drum]

We'll keep going anyways

[novel jay]

It’s in the worst spot. Most of the people are completely separated from your governorship, you have no economy, and nobody trusts in the colony

[alpine raft]

@spring bison

[novel jay]

Canada is included

[visual plover]

Mmm I see, what all countries are involved?

[alpine raft]

did lebron die?

[novel jay]

England, France (you are one of the French players), Spain, Portugal, Denmark, Sweden, Scotland, and the Dutch

@spring bison in an attempted raid, one of your trade ships almost gets raided; one of the ships belonging to an English privateer is sent to the depths of the Gulf of Mexico.

[visual plover]

I want to setup a local governing structure where we appoint trusted leaders inside local communities to act as "man in the middles" between local and top government and lets setup propoganda about our local leaders and how they will uplift their communities.

[visual plover]

This is to bring back trust in the colony and the government

[spring bison]

why is nekcrop doing this

[visual plover]

What country do you represent?

[visual plover]

What country do you represent?

[alpine raft]

i actually didnt do that

[spring bison]

Pain

[alpine raft]

dms with peter to prove it

[visual plover]

I would like to setup a trade route to your nations, I will give you food and cheap labor to build your ships and cavalry, in exchange I would like a cut of profits from some of your mines.

[novel jay]

While the few villages scattered across the territory are relatively trusting to you, a large chunk live on isolated homesteads

[spring bison]

@novel jay chart safer trade routes and buy like 3 ships from spain to complement our trade fleet guard

I brb

[alpine raft]

my cannons are cheaper than spain's buy them fr

[novel jay]

You have no labor to give; almost everyone lives as farmers

[frosty drum]

@novel jay Lets try and send more people to the colony

[novel jay]

You won the engagement

[visual plover]

I will promise these farmers more land after they serve the Colony

[visual plover]

What country do you represent?

[alpine raft]

portugal

[novel jay]

There isn’t really incentive to come

[alpine raft]

im an arms dealer more than a colony

[novel jay]

Some accept, but they do not want to leave the colony

[visual plover]

I would like to setup a trade route to your nations, I will give you food and cheap labor to build your weapons at a cheaper price then what you currently pay, in exchange I would like a cut of profits from some of your mines.

[alpine raft]

fuck no

you want to provide me untrained labor

in exchange for a percentage of the profits from my stuff?

no

il sell you guns

if you want

[visual plover]

They have done labor jobs their whole life, its their livelihood. You will save money on making your guns, I will make what I need off small cuts from SOME of your mines

[alpine raft]

dudde

[frosty drum]

Say that the more people
The more opportunities

[alpine raft]

they done labor jobs

but have they made guns

its putting farmers into factories

and how many can you even provide me

[visual plover]

Good Point... My people are fast learners trust.

[alpine raft]

how many

[visual plover]

100

[novel jay]

They refuse to leave the colony. Plus, there are only 500 people in the colony

[alpine raft]

@novel jay would this be enough to make ships en masse?

[visual plover]

YOU SAID SOME ACCEPTED

[novel jay]

They are willing to do whatever you want; they have families and livelihoods here, but they will work for you as long as they remain in the colony

[novel jay]

Read the part for after I said that

[visual plover]

I will promise the 100 that leave, they will not pay taxes for anything they produce on their land after they do their service

[spring bison]

youre asking a floridan colony for mining profit

[novel jay]

50 will go

[alpine raft]

is 50 enough for my ship building to be en masse?

[frosty drum]

@novel jay

[visual plover]

Only from some mines and I just want a cut, just something to uplift the losses my previous leader created. My 50 men will create weapons at a cheaper price, offsetting what they would "lose" on some of the mines, I am also providing food to the factories they will be working in.

[alpine raft]

hey

im thinking about taking your deal

[visual plover]

Alright I appreciate your consideration

[novel jay]

It will allow for a handful of ships to be made; shipbuilding is very intricate

But that’s still more than now

[alpine raft]

ok

[alpine raft]

il cut you a different deal

[alpine raft]

il give you a share of the profits off my shipselling

[novel jay]

You don’t really have any current opportunities, there is no profit

[alpine raft]

how much are you thinking?

[hollow garden]

Sorry I had to stop session my sister got really sick

@novel jay are you hosting

[novel jay]

Yeah

[prime compass]

Oh is she oks

Bro

[frosty drum]

Let's search the mountains more
For any value

[alpine raft]

bro lebron

tf

[quick idol]

Hi chat

[prime compass]

Hey

[spring bison]

https://tenor.com/view/dr-house-house-md-cursed-the-curse-cursed-images-gif-9514785705741002263

[hollow garden]

Yeah the pain stopped she is eeping now

[quick idol]

What did i miss

Holy hell kleznam is here

[prime compass]

Ok!

[hollow garden]

I hope she will be better soon

[spring bison]

me

[prime compass]

Wehlen civil war

[visual plover]

I will accept this deal, and I am thinking just 10% of profits. They will be offset by the cheaper labor they provide which makes so your selling profits are offset by the cheaper labor.

[hollow garden]

Peak

[prime compass]

Inshallah...............

[novel jay]

Not much

[quick idol]

Why did nobody invite me to smolak's public execution

[alpine raft]

ok 10% of the profits

[prime compass]

Idk..

[visual plover]

Deal

[frosty drum]

Search around for any Resources/Materials we haven't seen

[alpine raft]

@novel jay i will get 50 people from friday, for 10% of the profits for all ships i sell

[spring bison]

@novel jay did you map my expansion btw let me see it

[quick idol]

nekcrop is a NERD

[visual plover]

I agreed.

[spring bison]

are you stupid

[novel jay]

Deal done

[alpine raft]

no

[visual plover]

I hope this is the start to a good relationship between your arms dealing and my Colony

[spring bison]

you are tho

[alpine raft]

do you sell ships to pirates?

[spring bison]

nope

[novel jay]

The contract lasts 2 sessions (time will accelerate next session to 3-5 years/ session)

[alpine raft]

exactly

[spring bison]

👽

[alpine raft]

i have no such moral qualms

[spring bison]

youre fueling your future enemy

🤯

[alpine raft]

eh

[visual plover]

I will never betray portugal now

[quick idol]

@novel jay i want to expand to the other islands here
yes i am recycling images

[alpine raft]

@novel jay begin making ships armed with my cannons using friday's and mine people to sell to everyone including caribbean nations and pirates

[quick idol]

Can we kill this guy

[visual plover]

OFFICIAL DECLARATION FROM THE QUEBEC COLONY: Quebec will never wage war against any of its trading partners unless they aggress and attack us unprovoked.

[frosty drum]

@novel jay

[novel jay]

Only a handful live on each; mostly fishermen

[quick idol]

he will NOT be talking like this when pirates attack him

[novel jay]

Where will you look

[quick idol]

I doubt they'd mind it too much anyway

[frosty drum]

Westward

[quick idol]

@novel jay start building towns in the islands

[novel jay]

Nothing

[frosty drum]

Southward

[novel jay]

It’s more fishing/trading posts

[alpine raft]

@novel jay how much profit do i make from this?

[spring bison]

@novel jay begin construction of a bigger fishing fleet and chart the waters for fish

[novel jay]

Farmland, a bit of timber, joining much

[quick idol]

Whats in that peninsula modern michigan has

[novel jay]

Hard to tell, but the few who buy it bring in some profit

[alpine raft]

ok

[novel jay]

No farmland, but there is timber, and some minerals

[frosty drum]

Let's send some people for the timber

[quick idol]

i want those minerals!!! Get there

[novel jay]

(There is one direction you never looked in)

[visual plover]

@novel jay What is the stat spread of my Colony? How many of my people do what job? Am I mainly a farming nation? What do my villages focus on?

[novel jay]

,roll 20

[haughty inlet]

petergriffin9675

:game_die: You rolled 8

[quick idol]

They can eat fish

[frosty drum]

Northern?

[quick idol]

Is this a good thing

[frosty drum]

Or eastward?

[novel jay]

Lots of iron

[quick idol]

YES

ABSOLUTE PEAK

[frosty drum]

@novel jay East?

[quick idol]

start selling iron, how much money do we make from it

[novel jay]

No real profit; everyone lives on sustenance farms. You get a small amount of money from docks, since that’s where @quick idol’s ships go through

[visual plover]

@quick idol I would like to propose a deal

[quick idol]

What deal

also what country are you

[visual plover]

I am Quebec

So Canada

[quick idol]

Whats the deal

[novel jay]

https://tenor.com/view/do-you-sea-do-you-see-i-sea-sea-ocean-gif-22508320

[alpine raft]

@novel jay how much money do i have?

[frosty drum]

@novel jay check the sea for Fish

[novel jay]

Some pretty fat stacks

[visual plover]

Firstly what country are you?

[alpine raft]

if i made more ships would there be demand for them or not?

[novel jay]

You’ve literally been sitting right next to the highest concentration of whales and fish in the Atlantic

[quick idol]

France

[frosty drum]

Let's set up places for fishing

[frosty drum]

https://tenor.com/view/i-smell-profit-i-smell-hondo-hondo-ohnaka-gif-22602558

[novel jay]

Mostly by domestic (as in Gulf of Mexico) trade

[novel jay]

You finally actually have some sort of profit

[alpine raft]

ok bring in some ship making experts to help make and train people on shipmaking, making them more efficient

[frosty drum]

YAY

[novel jay]

That’s basically what you are already doing

[spring bison]

@novel jay

[alpine raft]

@visual plover can you convince entire families to come here?

[quick idol]

What kinda essay is friday writing

[visual plover]

I am thinking lol

[novel jay]

Pretty decent abundance of fish

[visual plover]

Are these ships military or commercial?

[quick idol]

@novel jay ?

[spring bison]

exploit it for local usage and trade with natives also develop preservation methods and use them to be able to sell them to other colonies

[visual plover]

Maybe depends

[quick idol]

@novel jay how much money are we making rn

[novel jay]

You have no military ships

[visual plover]

Okay

[quick idol]

Well i think we should get some

[alpine raft]

il sell you some

[novel jay]

Enough to greatly please the king of France

[quick idol]

go away bro you cant even reach me

[quick idol]

Alright then, start building our own military ships

[novel jay]

What would you really use them for?

[alpine raft]

well i cant but friday can and if i send him ships he sends you ships

[quick idol]

future things

[frosty drum]

@novel jay lets have some ships Fish in deeper waters

[visual plover]

I would want a secondary cut then if my docks have to handle the logistics of military navy ships

[quick idol]

@visual plover so whats the deal 👽

[alpine raft]

if it comes to that

[visual plover]

10% of the sales profit originally and a 5% handling fee

[alpine raft]

that would be acceptable

[visual plover]

@quick idol I would like a cut off the profits you make from farming your fish and in exchange you can use my docks as a trading hub for other nations

[alpine raft]

handle fee on profits right?

@quick idol il sell you guns, cannons and boats through friday

[quick idol]

@novel jay would this get us more money than we lose

[novel jay]

It’s about the same, but there are whales (regular fishermen can’t catch them)

[spring bison]

@novel jay

https://tenor.com/view/dr-house-house-md-cursed-the-curse-cursed-images-gif-9514785705741002263

[visual plover]

Handling Fee in general. Ships you send to my dock to be sold, we will handle them and tend to them but we receive a 5% base fee for this service, ONTOP of the already established 10% sales fee for ships you sell

[alpine raft]

no because your 10% is of the profits

the handling fee you want

is of the revenue

[novel jay]

You would lose a bit of money; you are the only person in said docks

[alpine raft]

which is very different

[quick idol]

And how much would we gain from trade?

[novel jay]

It’s a way to get some extra cash

[visual plover]

If this second deal goes through, Portugal will also be using my docks

[quick idol]

oh wait

[alpine raft]

ercan id be willing to sell you any weaponry you need

[quick idol]

@visual plover yea im not doing that until more nations are in the said docks

[alpine raft]

ANY

[quick idol]

I dont want to lose even more money bro

[novel jay]

Why do they need to go there?

[alpine raft]

didnt you want ships?

[visual plover]

@quick idol @alpine raft I have a 3 way trade deal for you all

[quick idol]

what yall are saying to me is "lose money without real gain"

[alpine raft]

because ercan is in fucking quebec

[alpine raft]

oh not me

[quick idol]

do i need that many ships?

[alpine raft]

i just wanna sell you shit

[quick idol]

Detroit

[alpine raft]

friday is guy whose middle manning

[alpine raft]

wait

detroit

[quick idol]

Detroit

Yes

[alpine raft]

hold up

@novel jay can i sell shit to ercan through the mississipi?

[visual plover]

Your nations can use my docks and in exchange for the middle manning service, I get 5% revenue fees off all the trade that comes through my docks

[spring bison]

@novel jay begin an effort to get from spain to settle in the colony and use them to expand my sugar, tabacco and other cash crop plantations also use extra funding to the farming sector to buy higher quality tools

[quick idol]

but like i wont actually gain shit from this unless more nations agree to your deals first 👽

So for now im not gonna agree to it

[visual plover]

I understand

[quick idol]

offer again when more nations are in

[alpine raft]

yeah ercan i think we can trade through the mississipi

[quick idol]

I dont think i really need guns rn

no conflicts yet

[quick idol]

@novel jay also could we make our own?

[alpine raft]

you know it would take some months for shit to reach

[alpine raft]

what about ships?

[quick idol]

depends on how high the price is

[novel jay]

The journey is extremely long; you would have to swap the larger ships for smaller ones at Quebec ports to go through the narrows of the St. Lawrence

[alpine raft]

he's in detroit

i thought he was in quebec

[novel jay]

You are making crude guns

[novel jay]

Friday is Quebec

[quick idol]

could we research better guns

[alpine raft]

i mean ercan

why the fuck would trade through friday

[quick idol]

I'd rather make my own than buy from nekcrop if i can

[novel jay]

You can make better guns if you pay a gunsmith (who are in short supply right now)

[alpine raft]

if hes farther from me than ercan?

[novel jay]

You physically have to

[novel jay]

He’s closer

[visual plover]

@novel jay I would like to make a proposal to France, Spain and Portugal all together. They can all use my ports and they can warehouse/storage their goods at my port completely free. (I want more people at my ports)

[alpine raft]

so?

[visual plover]

I wont charge you guys to store/warehouse your goods at my ports

[quick idol]

Well we are making some money right now anyway, pay a gunsmith

[visual plover]

I just ask that you do trade through my port as a hub

[novel jay]

You have to go through the St. Lawrence River (where he is) to Lake Erie

[spring bison]

@novel jay

[alpine raft]

damn

thats dumb

[visual plover]

@quick idol @alpine raft @spring bison What do you guys think?

[alpine raft]

yeah dawg imma be id trade with ercan

[novel jay]

You want slaves, right?

[alpine raft]

but if he doesnt want shit

i wont get into that

[visual plover]

You can store/warehouse all your goods at my ports completely for free, in exchange you guys agree to use my ports as your 3 nations trading hub

[spring bison]

no just farmers. I limited slaves

[quick idol]

I'll agree if the other guys agree

[novel jay]

That’s for them to decide

[visual plover]

@alpine raft @spring bison France agrees. Portugal, Spain?

[spring bison]

why would I go throught quebec with my trade

[alpine raft]

welll

[novel jay]

Some mestizos can come

[alpine raft]

wdym by trade hub?

[spring bison]

how many

[novel jay]

You don’t really have a port, it’s just fishing docks right now

[visual plover]

For international trade between your countries you would use my ports to trade with eachother

[novel jay]

,roll 500

[haughty inlet]

petergriffin9675

:game_die: You rolled 93

[novel jay]

100

[alpine raft]

yeah im not going all the way to fucking quebec

[visual plover]

Dont you have to in order to trade with France?

[alpine raft]

id rather not compromise that much

if ercan wants stuff

[quick idol]

yeah if the other guys dont agree than i also cant agree

[alpine raft]

il do it

[quick idol]

what do you have to offer, other than guns

[alpine raft]

ships and cannons mostly

[visual plover]

Your spain right?

[spring bison]

yes

[quick idol]

I dont think i need weapons that much rn

[alpine raft]

yeah so then not worth it that much

@prisma flame you on?

[frosty drum]

@novel jay How much profit are we making now?

[quick idol]

0

[visual plover]

So both of you need to ship long distance to trade with other nations such as England or France

I would act as a storage/warehouse place for free and a hub for you to do trade in

[novel jay]

On a scale of 1 (almost nothing) to 100 (Unlimited money), you would be about a 15

[frosty drum]

Let's continue making more fishing areas around the coast

[spring bison]

I can just go there from spain

[quick idol]

@novel jay expand our settlement in that peninsula, we want more iron!!!

[novel jay]

This does spread out your population

[visual plover]

It would cost you more to do multiple long distance ship loads back and forth then it would be to have a storage area in the middle that doesnt charge you where you can keep merchandise to sell in a hub where other nations are trading.

[quick idol]

it also gives us more iron

[visual plover]

Then other nations can meet you there in the middle to half your travelling time and costs

[quick idol]

@novel jay is this true

We need to fact check this

[novel jay]

You aren’t really in the middle of anything; it’s an excessively long trip for anyone not heading to the Gulf of St. Lawrence, or the Great Lakes

But if they are, you are in the middle

[quick idol]

@novel jay advertise that peninsula as a new land of opportunity because thats what it is

holy shit whats it called

Its so irrelevant i dont know what its called

[visual plover]

Who was running Quebec before me bro

Why did they leave it in such RUIN

[frosty drum]

@novel jay

[novel jay]

Mapped

[novel jay]

Acnaq, for 1/4 of a session, then nobody for 8 years

[visual plover]

💀

[quick idol]

Guh

[alpine raft]

@novel jay how is my shipbuilding expansion?

[visual plover]

Okay scratch my trading hub/man in the middle deal guys

[tender storm]

too late to join?

[novel jay]

Decent

[quick idol]

@novel jay did we roll for this i forgot

[novel jay]

You may

[quick idol]

No

[alpine raft]

profit on 0 to 100

[novel jay]

The Danish need another player

[novel jay]

In the entire colony? 60. Shipbuilding? 10

[ripe owl]

Peter

[alpine raft]

ok

[visual plover]

I am also curious, @novel jay How much money am I making off my 10% profit deal with Portugal?
Also how much of my land have my people explored?

[novel jay]

?

[ripe owl]

Lemme spawn in as modern day US and wreck everyone

[alpine raft]

probably 1 since im doing a 10

[ripe owl]

https://tenor.com/view/uss-west-virginia-bb48-ww2-pearl-harbor-wee-vee-gif-25765585

[tender storm]

aight may i see the map

[visual plover]

Oh yeah true

[quick idol]

nah bro i have detroit

im winning

[novel jay]

Map update

[novel jay]

Yes

[spring bison]

how many farmers did come

[novel jay]

100 mestizos

[spring bison]

did the higher quality tools get here btw

[visual plover]

@novel jay How much of my land have my people explored? Whats my population and what percentage of my population live in villages compared to homesteads?

[novel jay]

You don’t have any expenses, so you are making about a 5/100

[visual plover]

Okay

[quick idol]

@novel jay hows the making guns stuff going

[alpine raft]

yk he only makes money on the profits?

not on the revenue

[novel jay]

Tools are tools; they are all similar quality in the Americas

[novel jay]

You have been for 2 years

[novel jay]

500 people, 30% live in villages

[quick idol]

as in hows the gunsmith i paid doing

[alpine raft]

@visual plover send me more people

[quick idol]

Do we have better guns now

[novel jay]

Explored about 50 miles away from the epicenter

[novel jay]

They are decent quality

[spring bison]

@novel jay begin getting people skilled in textile products to expand my textile production also put a bigger effort on refining and processing my cash crops

[visual plover]

I want a cut off the revenue then. I cant afford to send more people right now if Im not making enough money, I need to bring in more money.

[quick idol]

can we sell them, doubt theres much demand rn but anyway

[novel jay]

@tender storm select a place and country. You can pick to be a second Danish player, or take over at Jamestown

[visual plover]

I want to explore my country more.

[alpine raft]

you understand the more ships i make the more money you make too?

[novel jay]

To Friday, the Danish, and local tribes

[alpine raft]

but no

[visual plover]

Yes but I only make it off the profits not the revenue

[quick idol]

How much would they pay for it

Idk i doubt anyone ever sold guns to local tribes

[alpine raft]

wanting revenue is like not good for me at all

[visual plover]

Maybe in the future once I get my colony on its feet

I want to be good trade partners with you

[novel jay]

You find Lake Champlain and the beginnings of the Canadian Shield

[alpine raft]

if my profit margins are 10% and you make 10% on revenue

my profit margin is no longer 10%

its 0

[visual plover]

I understand

I just need more time to build my colony

I will give you more people in the future

[novel jay]

Local tribes would pay top-dollar

[visual plover]

We can work on your trade deal

[alpine raft]

ok

[prisma flame]

@novel jay cant get on but also i give control of alabama colony to nekcrop when im not ehre

here

[alpine raft]

NONONO

WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING

[quick idol]

Alright we're doing it

[alpine raft]

NO NO

NO

[quick idol]

Sell guns to local tribes

[alpine raft]

ERCAN WE ARE GETTING MURDERED IF YOU DO THAT

ALL OF US

[quick idol]

skill issue

someone pay me more than they would and i wont do it

[alpine raft]

ERCAN IF YOU DO THAT IM GONNA SET OF THE NUKE THAT IS THE COMMONWEALTH

AND WE WILL ALL die

[novel jay]

They give you corn, raw materials, and an alliance

[quick idol]

LETS GO

peak

[alpine raft]

THE COMMONWEALTH

[novel jay]

The French have a boost to relations with natives

[alpine raft]

@novel jay i offer to sell guns to the commonwealth

[novel jay]

The tribes have no contact over that distance

[alpine raft]

cani not contact them?

[quick idol]

Increase trade with the natives, i told you i'd make up for the canada stuff

[alpine raft]

wait

conferedacy

[tender storm]

is this a thirteen colonies mapwar?

[novel jay]

The confederacy and the Midwest tribes don’t communicate

[quick idol]

Its a colonization of america mapwar

[visual plover]

I want to explore the Canadian Shield more. What do I find? (irl its a very rich area)

[alpine raft]

ok

[novel jay]

Colonization of America. Multiple powers

[alpine raft]

@novel jay

[quick idol]

@alpine raft why is this so bad anyway

[novel jay]

,roll 20

[haughty inlet]

petergriffin9675

:game_die: You rolled 11

[novel jay]

Copper and Ieon

[visual plover]

Leon?

[spring bison]

@novel jay

[tender storm]

ill take over jamestown

[alpine raft]

because the confederacy is a 60k people nation, whose only stopping is no guns

[visual plover]

Iron im guessing

[alpine raft]

if they have guns

they will dogwash us

[quick idol]

a guy named leon

[visual plover]

I FOUND LEON GUYS

[novel jay]

@tender storm I have to go in 10 minutes, let’s get you set up quick

[visual plover]

HES BEEN MISSING FOR YEARS

[tender storm]

ight

[quick idol]

What are you even talking about

I dont get it

[novel jay]

You find Leon the explorer

[novel jay]

YES

[alpine raft]

theres 60k natives in america

[visual plover]

Your kidding...

You meant to say iron

I know you did

[quick idol]

Yeah?

[visual plover]

Dont do this to me pleasee

[quick idol]

What about it

[tender storm]

do it to him

[alpine raft]

do you want 60k natives with guns who dislike us?

[quick idol]

I have an alliance with local tribes anyway

your problem

[novel jay]

@tender storm though the colony is a bit worse for wear (famine, disease, discontent), you still have profit from tobacco.

[alpine raft]

the conferacy is a communal nuke

[novel jay]

They won’t be receiving guns

[tender storm]

so what type of disease do i have?

[alpine raft]

yes for now

its fine tho

[novel jay]

Not really

[visual plover]

Was this serious?

[alpine raft]

60k natives is a nuke bro

[quick idol]

by a chance are any of the local tribes willing to join or move to the french colony

👽

[novel jay]

Mostly the untreatable ones, like smallpox

[quick idol]

You act like i just gave guns to all natives in america and told them to go kill you for a billion dollars

[novel jay]

https://tenor.com/view/muppet-show-muppets-statler-waldorf-statler-and-waldorf-gif-26291855

[alpine raft]

no its just the more natives with guns

the harder it will be to colonize

[quick idol]

Do midwest tribes affect you?

or anyone who is not me

[tender storm]

how did