🎲game-room

[low agate]

You'd need a 900/1k for that

[regal garnet]

Let’s go

[ripe owl]

,roll 100

[haughty inlet]

rokku_denashi

:game_die: You rolled 51

[frosty drum]

,roll 100000000

[haughty inlet]

skillerzthegamer

:game_die: You rolled 33764125

[ripe owl]

Oops

,roll 20

[haughty inlet]

rokku_denashi

:game_die: You rolled 9

[regal garnet]

I have mixed hydrogen, nitrogen and antimatter all in one

[low agate]

When did you get antimatter

[ripe owl]

U invented a new matter but you don't know how to use it

Or even harvest it

[regal garnet]

Fair

[frosty drum]

@ripe owl Look for Dragons again across the world

[regal garnet]

Study it

[ripe owl]

,roll 50

[haughty inlet]

rokku_denashi

:game_die: You rolled 25

[regal garnet]

If you come across my country, I’m shooting you in the head

[ripe owl]

,roll 100

[haughty inlet]

rokku_denashi

:game_die: You rolled 88

[ripe owl]

Close

[low agate]

@ripe owl I too would like to search for dragons

[regal garnet]

WHY DID YOU ROLL THAT

[ripe owl]

Study attempts almost made a breakthrough

[regal garnet]

LOL

Oh nvm

[ripe owl]

,roll 50

[haughty inlet]

rokku_denashi

:game_die: You rolled 19

[regal garnet]

I thought you rolled the shooting in the head

[low agate]

Damn

[regal garnet]

Study again

[ripe owl]

,roll 100

[haughty inlet]

rokku_denashi

:game_die: You rolled 83

[ripe owl]

Close again

[frosty drum]

@ripe owl Look everywhere for dragons

[low agate]

Stay out of my land

[regal garnet]

Still gonna kill a dragon if it’s found near me

[ripe owl]

,roll 50

[haughty inlet]

rokku_denashi

:game_die: You rolled 48

[low agate]

Or I'm getting the water magic

[regal garnet]

@low agate he has dragons

[ripe owl]

Dragons found, it is a medium sized one you find deep inside a volcanic cave

But it kicks your puny soldiers out

[low agate]

Comedy

[ripe owl]

Since they were ambushed

[regal garnet]

Study

The

Matter

I will find dark star material

[ripe owl]

,roll 1000

[haughty inlet]

rokku_denashi

:game_die: You rolled 971

[regal garnet]

Crazy

[ripe owl]

https://tenor.com/view/ishowspeed-ishowspeed-ballon-d'or-ballon-d'or-shocked-ishowspeed-noway-gif-9357582452923318096

[regal garnet]

I’m Microsoft

[low agate]

@ripe owl I would like to do a 1k roll to create a strong enough gravity in one singular area to create a black hole

[ripe owl]

You study the matter effectively, you know what it is, still have to figure it out how to use it

[low agate]

(watch it be a 1000/1000)

[regal garnet]

https://tenor.com/view/confused-white-persian-guardian-why-gif-10371245960573455153

[ripe owl]

,roll 1000

[haughty inlet]

rokku_denashi

:game_die: You rolled 570

[low agate]

Ok I fail

I just compress a few rocks I guess

[regal garnet]

Real

May I infuse the matter in our swords

[ripe owl]

Ok guys i'm gonna do a rule no matter or blackhole or sh.. I'll remove the matter and give you turtle god instead

[regal garnet]

Bet

[ripe owl]

Turtle god is almost cracked

[regal garnet]

I give him a army of turtles

Fuck

[frosty drum]

WHAT DO YIU THINK OF THAT HALO
THIS IS MY PERFECT VICYORY
THATS RIGHT
I WIN

[regal garnet]

Hit it with a giant rock

[low agate]

@ripe owl I would like to roll to teach my people basically world sense

[ripe owl]

,roll 100

[haughty inlet]

rokku_denashi

:game_die: You rolled 63

[regal garnet]

Ahhhh

[ripe owl]

What does this mean

[regal garnet]

I’m gonna break the rock

[low agate]

Idk they can sense things going on in the world like big events

[regal garnet]

You are literally technically, God

[ripe owl]

So another magic

[low agate]

No

Like telepathy

I forgot the name for the term

[regal garnet]

This dude is a wizard lizard, bro

[ripe owl]

Thats like an ability/magic

[frosty drum]

@ripe owl how us my nation doing frfr

[regal garnet]

https://tenor.com/view/fire-chaos-burning-buildings-city-gif-23829460

[ripe owl]

Good, your people are kind of scared of the recent dragon discovery but its calm rn

[low agate]

Not used for combat stuff

[regal garnet]

Dragons destroyed it

[low agate]

Just information type stuff

Also

[ripe owl]

I dont think I need a roll for that.. Its kinda pointless since you already see whats going on

[low agate]

Upgrade rolls on my magic

[ripe owl]

Btw Imma upgrade map rq

[low agate]

Could I just do the upgrade rolls while you're gone

[regal garnet]

Guys

I hate life

[low agate]

Feats from every nation

[regal garnet]

What is this bullshit

[low agate]

Skillerz:

• Finds dragons

[regal garnet]

Best navy… Turtle God, giant casino, and

[low agate]

Turtle:

• Finds turtle god, close to unsealing

[regal garnet]

Femboys

Imma roll to invent femboys

It will work trust

[low agate]

Me:

• Perfectly unseals the rock god
• Calls down a giant meteor
• Learns 5 types of magic
• Brings a new moon in to orbit Earth

Oh I forgot

For skillerz

[regal garnet]

You’re forgetting my giant casino

[low agate]

• Created a pineapple pizza species

[regal garnet]

And giant turtle statue

[frosty drum]

Me inventing Anime:

[regal garnet]

We forgot about that

[low agate]

I flawlessly made croissants and wine

[regal garnet]

I flawlessly made a casino

[frosty drum]

@regal garnet @low agate ME banning Tik tok before it was even Conceptualized

[regal garnet]

You’re gambling skills are for me

[regal garnet]

Exactly

And I banned rocks

[low agate]

Bro's not gonna hear the clock ticking to his doom

[regal garnet]

I read that as bros not gonna hear the lock ticking to his dorm

[regal garnet]

Holy moly

I would like to invent femboys

[ripe owl]

,roll 20

[haughty inlet]

rokku_denashi

:game_die: You rolled 14

[ripe owl]

Success

[low agate]

My people are literally European...

[regal garnet]

Damn it

[regal garnet]

My people are literally from New York

[low agate]

Bro has Jschlatt

[frosty drum]

@ripe owl I would like to....
Since Someone has Like 10 overpowered things
Find Fire God again frfr

[ripe owl]

,roll 100

[haughty inlet]

rokku_denashi

:game_die: You rolled 24

[low agate]

@ripe owl I would like to do my upgrade rolls

[regal garnet]

He’s got the whole Femboy fandom following him

[ripe owl]

,roll 20

[haughty inlet]

rokku_denashi

:game_die: You rolled 2

[low agate]

Damn

[regal garnet]

I would like to perfect femboys

[ripe owl]

,roll 20

[haughty inlet]

rokku_denashi

:game_die: You rolled 19

[low agate]

Peak

[ripe owl]

,roll 20

[haughty inlet]

rokku_denashi

:game_die: You rolled 13

[low agate]

Aight

[regal garnet]

Basically make astolfo

[ripe owl]

,roll 20

[haughty inlet]

rokku_denashi

:game_die: You rolled 5

[low agate]

Damn

[regal garnet]

Welp

[ripe owl]

,roll 20

[haughty inlet]

rokku_denashi

:game_die: You rolled 7

[low agate]

Mid

[regal garnet]

Why so many rolls

[frosty drum]

@ripe owl I want to Have Jshlatt in my nation

[ripe owl]

No

[low agate]

I have 5 magics

[regal garnet]

I literally own him

You will have to buy him off me

Let me make astolfo again

[ripe owl]

Imma end it early this time guys

[low agate]

@ripe owl may I offer something to the rock god

[regal garnet]

I’m rolling then

[low agate]

Hasn't even been an hour

[regal garnet]

,roll 20

[haughty inlet]

king_turtle_.

:game_die: You rolled 16

[regal garnet]

I invented astolfo

[ripe owl]

Look what you achieved in this hour

[low agate]

True..

[regal garnet]

https://tenor.com/view/astolfo-happy-gif-22218025

[frosty drum]

@ripe owl waitttttt
I want to invent Good Luck

[low agate]

1k roll this

[ripe owl]

,roll 20

[haughty inlet]

rokku_denashi

:game_die: You rolled 16

[ripe owl]

,roll 1000

[frosty drum]

YESSSS

[haughty inlet]

rokku_denashi

:game_die: You rolled 803

[regal garnet]

,roll 1000

[haughty inlet]

king_turtle_.

:game_die: You rolled 109

[frosty drum]

@ripe owl that's a success btw

[low agate]

@ripe owl lemme do another 1k roll to delete France

[ripe owl]

,roll 1000

[haughty inlet]

rokku_denashi

:game_die: You rolled 65

[ripe owl]

Also guys what did I miss

[low agate]

France remains...

[ripe owl]

What did Belemin do

In Cia's Mw

[low agate]

He didn't do much

[ripe owl]

Did anything happen to me

[low agate]

My priestess is on her villain arc

[ripe owl]

Did you guys invent anything

[low agate]

She's boutta pull a John wick

[low agate]

Dwayne can repair broken wood

[ripe owl]

Thats it?

Thats all everyone did

[low agate]

That's what we found out

[alpine raft]

@novel jay when will you host again

[low agate]

Yeah not much was happening since you were offline

[ripe owl]

Do you have dead bodies

[low agate]

My priestess is on her John Wick arc though

[ripe owl]

Give them to me

Please

[low agate]

They're scattered around the battlefield

[ripe owl]

Gather them

I need all of the dead bodies

[low agate]

I'm not at the battlefield

[ripe owl]

https://tenor.com/view/thanos-gif-25117042

Also my ability

Its not magical

At all

Its not combat

Its not defense

[low agate]

It's resource gathering

[ripe owl]

No

[low agate]

Your people are better at getting stuff

[ripe owl]

Think abt it

[low agate]

Creating things

[ripe owl]

I am the only nation with superior Tech

Does that give u a hint

[low agate]

Your people are smarters

[ripe owl]

My people are geniuses

Thats my ability

[low agate]

@ripe owl do a 1k roll to pull down a third moon

[ripe owl]

No

[low agate]

(I gotta find out what happens if I roll a 1)

[waxen remnant]

@wild mason so

[ripe owl]

Eye x

[waxen remnant]

holy shit

[steep merlin]

Set a reminder in 30 seconds from now (<t:1741057113:f>)
View reminders with the reminders command

[ripe owl]

Why do we moderate that but not butter baby

[regal garnet]

Wild

[wild mason]

is this serious

[waxen remnant]

search up "femboy" in this server

[steep merlin]

Reminder for @waxen remnant

Reminder from YAGPDB

accept

[regal garnet]

How is that obsessing

[low agate]

@ripe owl notice something about my nation in your map war?

[sturdy arch]

hi guys

[ripe owl]

What

[low agate]

We haven't done any violence at all

[sturdy arch]

you have a map war

[low agate]

My nation can be described as this

[ripe owl]

Yes

[sturdy arch]

can I join

[ripe owl]

Ok pick a spot and color

[low agate]

Strong
European and Russian
Alcoholic
Magic
Effectively playing god

[ripe owl]

Super Event Time

[low agate]

We've literally brought a celestial body to orbit the planet

[sturdy arch]

can I be in ethiopia and gray ig

[low agate]

@regal garnet @frosty drum

[frosty drum]

https://tenor.com/view/l-l-death-note-l-stare-death-note-stare-death-note-gif-4580555357874190661

[ripe owl]

,roll Super Natural Disaster, Super Disaster, Super Undead Attacl

[haughty inlet]

rokku_denashi

:game_die: Super Natural Disaster

[heavy hornet]

@uneven totem when session

🦿

[low agate]

Interesting

[sturdy arch]

@ripe owl

[low agate]

It's gonna be me fr

Gonna affect me

[ripe owl]

,roll Super Tsunami, Super Eartquake, Super Tornado, Super Plague

[haughty inlet]

rokku_denashi

:game_die: Super Tsunami

[regal garnet]

Hi

[frosty drum]

NO

[regal garnet]

I’m back

Also

[ripe owl]

,roll Europe, Asia, America,

[haughty inlet]

rokku_denashi

:game_die: America,

[regal garnet]

No shot I get warned for that

[frosty drum]

YES

[regal garnet]

Why

This is bullshit

[ripe owl]

,roll canada, USA, Mexico

[haughty inlet]

rokku_denashi

:game_die: Mexico

[regal garnet]

Oh we’re good

[ripe owl]

,roll big damage or bad damage

[haughty inlet]

rokku_denashi

Invalid argument provided.

Usage:
roll [max number or options to choose from]

[uneven totem]

@heavy hornet

[ripe owl]

,roll big damage or small damage

[haughty inlet]

rokku_denashi

Invalid argument provided.

Usage:
roll [max number or options to choose from]

[ripe owl]

Oops

[sturdy arch]

rokku can I be in ethiopia? @ripe owl

[heavy hornet]

oh

[ripe owl]

,roll massive dmg, big damage

[haughty inlet]

rokku_denashi

:game_die: massive dmg

[ripe owl]

...

[heavy hornet]

huh

[ripe owl]

Sure

[sturdy arch]

dark green

[low agate]

Bro rolled for north America, Europe, and Asia
What about south America, Africa, and Australia

[regal garnet]

Go into Mexico now

[novel jay]

Saturday

[low agate]

I've been trying to delete France in the rokku map war

[regal garnet]

@ripe owl

[ripe owl]

Mexico got some of it flooded

[regal garnet]

Yay

[low agate]

So is the session over or not

[sturdy arch]

can I try to expand into somalia? @ripe owl

[regal garnet]

Idk

[ripe owl]

sessions over

[sturdy arch]

ok

[regal garnet]

Oh ok

Imma do school

Fuck yall

See ya

[low agate]

Rokku gonna have to rethink letting me participate

I've literally changed the world

[sturdy arch]

idc

[regal garnet]

https://tenor.com/view/hakari-dance-jujutsu-kaisen-hakarijjk-gif-10626622591813057566

@low agate

[low agate]

Actually me

[regal garnet]

Keep gambling

https://tenor.com/view/kafka-honkai-kafka-honkai-goodbye-chat-kafka-falling-gif-12962560224335349077

[low agate]

I've unsealed a god and brought in a new moon to orbit the planet

[sturdy arch]

ok idc

[low agate]

I also got alcohol and croissants if you want

[sturdy arch]

give Croissants and we can ally

[low agate]

What do my people get in return

[sturdy arch]

nile wheat

[low agate]

@ripe owl also let this guy choose his ability

[ripe owl]

Yeah aceilonia send it to dms

[sturdy arch]

wheat from nile to make the croissants

[sturdy arch]

k

[low agate]

My people own almost all of Europe (excluding England) so I think we're good on wheat

[sturdy arch]

winter

[sturdy arch]

actess to indian ocian

[sturdy arch]

jk ethopian mines

[low agate]

@ripe owl @frosty drum should I do my own map war

[frosty drum]

Yes

[ripe owl]

sure

[sturdy arch]

i have my own

so do it

[ripe owl]

Make it realistic like Cia's tho

That would be more fun

[low agate]

Boring

[ripe owl]

Nah

[sturdy arch]

crazy

[frosty drum]

@low agate make a space mw frfr

[sturdy arch]

crazy

[low agate]

Lemme think of how I want to do this

[sturdy arch]

yall should join mine

[ripe owl]

Sci Fi Mw?

Apocalyptic Sci Fi MW

[low agate]

I'm not a big fan of all the sci fi stuff

I've always liked medieval

[sturdy arch]

yeah me to

[sturdy arch]

W

[ripe owl]

Make it realistic medieval

[frosty drum]

B- but Space Fantasy 🥺

[ripe owl]

Its more engaging

Imo

[sturdy arch]

I have that

[low agate]

You do that after your map war is over

[sturdy arch]

cuh

[low agate]

I don't know how to do realism

[sturdy arch]

yall dm me if you want to join mine

vro no one wants to play mine 😦

[frosty drum]

I'll play

[sturdy arch]

dm me

[low agate]

Idk what yours is about

[sturdy arch]

midevil fanstasy world

[low agate]

Where

[sturdy arch]

fantasy world

[sturdy arch]

my server

[low agate]

I cannot draw a map to save my life

[sturdy arch]

L (JK) I used world war sim

join my my server btw

[hollow garden]

Weren't you working on a space one

Be the change you want to see

[hollow garden]

What is it

[sullen pawn]

TAKE IT

TAKE IT NOW

CEASE THE MOMENT

[frosty drum]

It became too big
That's why I changed to Simple MW

[sullen pawn]

i wish my mws were "too big"

@hollow garden may be able to hosta arkinia on sunday

i could host on staurday but peter (the pig) griffin and builderofcreatures are host

[low agate]

Cease

I believe you meant

Seize

[sullen pawn]

tomato tomato

[sturdy arch]

map war cuh

[low agate]

@ripe owl

Basically the earth in your map war

[ripe owl]

Yep

[low agate]

I'm basically playing god with gravity

[ripe owl]

I might nerf it somehow

https://tenor.com/view/patrick-star-gif-26051005

[frosty drum]

@ripe owl Can I Starkiller the second moon into the planet

https://tenor.com/view/starkiller-powerful-strong-gif-19380530

[ripe owl]

Uhh

How about we all just become commies

[low agate]

Nerf it and I'm leaving

[frosty drum]

@low agate imagine I did that

@low agate ultimate Meteor btw

[low agate]

You don't have the ability to pull in any meteors

Because your magic is noob

[frosty drum]

I could burn down all the world's forests

[low agate]

Touch my land and I'm gonna drag in the second moon on your nation

[ripe owl]

Koenma Realm will prosper..

In the west..

[low agate]

Imma be fr

I can't do a map war because I can't draw a map whatsoever

[frosty drum]

The Moon crashes into it
Killing all life oj the continent

[ripe owl]

https://tenor.com/view/reichtangle-countryhumans-countryballs-germany-gif-15609403888929448765

[ripe owl]

Do you personally hate my nation or smth

[low agate]

Ivolys is kinda peak ngl

[frosty drum]

No
That was a joke
But the Rolls apparently hate you

[ripe owl]

https://tenor.com/view/poland-reichtangle-countryballs-countryhumans-ballsdex-gif-16657938810435487930

This is gonna be me

Next session

[frosty drum]

@ripe owl

[ripe owl]

Ik that game

I suck at it

[low agate]

I'd do a map war but idk how to draw a map

[frosty drum]

Same

[ripe owl]

Get it from Goolag.. I mean Google

[low agate]

No

[frosty drum]

@ripe owl When is a Comet going into the earth's atmosphere giving my people's powers 100x as powerful temporarily

[ripe owl]

Um

I dont know tbh

[low agate]

When I decide to summon one

[frosty drum]

,roll 100

[haughty inlet]

skillerzthegamer

:game_die: You rolled 82

[low agate]

@ripe owl 1k roll to delete France

Real

[frosty drum]

,roll 1000

[haughty inlet]

skillerzthegamer

:game_die: You rolled 708

[frosty drum]

@low agate your population is now 50 percent french

[low agate]

This ain't legit

,roll 1000

[haughty inlet]

halo0pk0ok

:game_die: You rolled 402

[ripe owl]

https://tenor.com/view/omni-man-get-real-get-real-destruction-invincible-amazon-original-gif-21473300

99 or 100 I get Omni Man

,roll 100

[haughty inlet]

rokku_denashi

:game_die: You rolled 33

[low agate]

33 noob

[frosty drum]

@ripe owl 1 or higher I get something overpowered

,roll 100

[haughty inlet]

skillerzthegamer

:game_die: You rolled 64

[frosty drum]

Wow

[ripe owl]

......

Alright you got a sign that says "something overpowered"

Happy?

[low agate]

@ripe owl 10k roll on skillerz being instantly evaporated (9500+)

[ripe owl]

,10000

,roll 10000

[haughty inlet]

rokku_denashi

:game_die: You rolled 6715

[low agate]

It would be so awesome

[frosty drum]

@ripe owl 1000 roll of breaking the 4th wall
(8500 to work)

,roll 1000

[haughty inlet]

skillerzthegamer

:game_die: You rolled 276

[ripe owl]

@frosty drum 90 and above for Koenma to rapidly grow the biggest army

,roll 100

[haughty inlet]

rokku_denashi

:game_die: You rolled 76

[ripe owl]

,roll 100

[haughty inlet]

rokku_denashi

:game_die: You rolled 46

[ripe owl]

,roll 100

[haughty inlet]

rokku_denashi

:game_die: You rolled 49

[low agate]

@frosty drum roll 100 for me to instantly receive rock god's blessing fr

[ripe owl]

,roll 109

[haughty inlet]

rokku_denashi

:game_die: You rolled 11

[low agate]

109

[ripe owl]

,roll 100

[haughty inlet]

rokku_denashi

:game_die: You rolled 35

[low agate]

@ripe owl @frosty drum I tried making a map

[ripe owl]

S.. H.. O.. W..

[frosty drum]

Lemme see

[low agate]

It looks dumb as hell btw

[frosty drum]

Let's see

[heavy hornet]

I’m bored, I demand entertainment

[ripe owl]

MF JOLLY?

[heavy hornet]

I must see this map

[ripe owl]

Is that YOU???

[heavy hornet]

In the flesh

[frosty drum]

Escape from Skillerz

[low agate]

Judge me and I'm not letting you join fr fr

[heavy hornet]

https://tenor.com/view/four-bite-fascist-far-cry6-anton-castillo-gustavo-fring-breaking-bad-gif-25146404

[ripe owl]

MF GIVE ME UR AUTOGRAPH

[frosty drum]

@low agate show fr

[low agate]

@ripe owl @frosty drum told you it looked dumb

I suck at this

[frosty drum]

Its......
BEAUTIFUL

[low agate]

I'm good at abstract backgrounds

[ripe owl]

A.. Amazing..

[low agate]

This is what I'm good at

[low agate]

(may be subject to change in the future)

[ripe owl]

Tbh it looks good imo

[low agate]

(and by this I mean something)

[low agate]

Who should I ping for this

[frosty drum]

Everyone in the vicinity

[low agate]

You do it

[heavy hornet]

@ripe owl ts

[ripe owl]

@low agate @heavy hornet @frosty drum @ripe owl

[ripe owl]

THANKS JOLLY

[heavy hornet]

I’ve been called

[low agate]

Skillerz knows who to ping

[ripe owl]

He said ping ppl

So I did

[frosty drum]

@heavy hornet @low agate @ripe owl should I make something that starts with The Space Race
To Actual colonies and civilizations across the system

[ripe owl]

Skillerz

You know what you should do

[heavy hornet]

probably

[ripe owl]

Have us settle in any random planet, moon, or shit

In a star system

[heavy hornet]

I love killing xenos

[frosty drum]

Racism...

[ripe owl]

And we can do stuff from therr

[ripe owl]

@frosty drum

In a star system

[heavy hornet]

duh

[frosty drum]

Nahhhhhh

[low agate]

@frosty drum ping people for this

[ripe owl]

Ugh why are u guys so boring

[heavy hornet]

My favorite part of sci fi media

[frosty drum]

@rigid cypress

[frosty drum]

@heavy hornet @ripe owl @frosty drum @vital latch play this mw fr

[ripe owl]

No

[frosty drum]

Who pinged me

[ripe owl]

Its just the same shit

[low agate]

Coward

[ripe owl]

Theme as in

[low agate]

(I'm gonna be silly)

[low agate]

I never said the theme yet

[ripe owl]

Is this supposed to encourage me to join

Cuz it didnt

[low agate]

Yes

[ripe owl]

Fine

I'll play brih

[low agate]

Lemme actually think of how I want this to work

[ripe owl]

Can I circle my spot or smth

[low agate]

Lemme think first

[heavy hornet]

how long session

We start tonight?

[low agate]

I don't want it to be too similar to yours and stuff but I don't wanna do something I find boring

[ripe owl]

[frosty drum]

Gotta add this

[low agate]

Ok here's what I'm thinking
Not set in any age
Basically, anything goes, I'll roll for it depending on how absurd it is, but you gotta have some way to actually do it for me to roll
(I'm really struggling to think)

@ripe owl @frosty drum

[frosty drum]

I'm gonna be out of this world frfr

[low agate]

Remember when I said the map could be subject to change

I meant it

You could change the map if you have certain abilities

[ripe owl]

Literally just skillerz mw

[low agate]

Skillerz won't let me insta win the game

[ripe owl]

This sounds boring

[low agate]

Dude idk what to do

I don't have interest in futuristic stuff

[frosty drum]

@ripe owl @low agate I got an idea
Mw with ww2 tech
But locked at that

[low agate]

I'm not doing that

[ripe owl]

Alr i'm not joing Halo's mw

[low agate]

Mostly because I don't want to bother looking all that up

[ripe owl]

I like it

[low agate]

I'm so unfocused rn

If I spent time actually thinking I could probably come up with something good

[ripe owl]

Medieval era

No magic

I feel like we always get magic

But no magic spices it up

[low agate]

Because magic is legit cool

And it allows for so much dumb stuff

I actually got an idea from that though

[low agate]

Lemme edit this a bit

[frosty drum]

E

[ripe owl]

Fine give me magic that allows me to make fucking Omni Man

https://tenor.com/view/omni-man-get-real-get-real-destruction-invincible-amazon-original-gif-21473300

Imma go ti sleep

Halo essay typing arc

[low agate]

Ok here's what I'm thinking 2
A little before metals became common use for stuff
Basically, anything goes, I'll roll for it depending on how absurd it is, even if it seems like it shouldn't be possible, I'll roll for the meme. No traditional magic as abilities, it's more like things you get from what you've done, or a small boost to something. Not gonna start with your people just having a magic type.
Bold is edited, bold italic is new.
(This probably sounds stupid, and I agree)

[low agate]

I'll actually roll for this btw

[ripe owl]

https://tenor.com/view/ishowspeed-ishowspeed-ballon-d'or-ballon-d'or-shocked-ishowspeed-noway-gif-9357582452923318096

[low agate]

I will actually roll for stuff like that

Even stuff like nuking everyone

[ripe owl]

Nah way too crazy

[low agate]

The rolls are gonna be in categories

Varying on how they are

[frosty drum]

@ripe owl can I be Starkiller

https://tenor.com/view/starkiller-powerful-strong-gif-19380530

[ripe owl]

What is that

[low agate]

If you get lucky on a roll

[frosty drum]

Roll of how much

[low agate]

Give me a general estimate of how strong the character is

[frosty drum]

He Beat tf out of vader
And nearly killed the emperor

[low agate]

I mean like

Can he solo the entire game

With ease

[frosty drum]

Also used the force to pull a star destroyer down from orbit crashing into the planet

[low agate]

I'm gonna take this as him being able to easily solo

[frosty drum]

It's only one dude though

[low agate]

Personally I'd say 5k roll
If it's in the bottom 50, someone gets evaporated
If it's 1, something interesting will happen
Highest 50 numbers will give you something relative
5k will be special
Something within the highest or lowest 150 will do something

[frosty drum]

,roll 5000

[haughty inlet]

skillerzthegamer

:game_die: You rolled 3482

[low agate]

Nothing happens

[frosty drum]

@low agate Like can I be that one character

[low agate]

@ripe owl I'll roll for you to have Omni man if you want

Same roll as skillerz

[low agate]

What one character

[frosty drum]

StarKiller

[low agate]

I don't know the lore

[frosty drum]

He isn't immortal (unlike Omni man]

[low agate]

I'll let you circle on the map if you want

[frosty drum]

Ok show map

[low agate]

Get wacky too

[brave gorge]

aint no way

[low agate]

What

[brave gorge]

this account is still grasshoper

[low agate]

Color?

[frosty drum]

Am I only one person or a nation

[brave gorge]

i wanted to send a screenshot showing my 2k+ pings in #⚔raids

[low agate]

Nation (you can empower singular people if you want)

[brave gorge]

also skillerz bowling ball is beautiful

you should freeze rank

[low agate]

Huh

[frosty drum]

There instead

[low agate]

?

[low agate]

@frosty drum

[frosty drum]

Yes

[low agate]

Color

[frosty drum]

Blood red

[brave gorge]

skillerz im going to set you on fire

you're addiction is too powerful

[low agate]

,roll 20

[haughty inlet]

halo0pk0ok

:game_die: You rolled 5

[low agate]

Fail

[brave gorge]

why is there a roll command in game room

[low agate]

Why not

@ripe owl you still staying out of this?

[low agate]

Color

[heavy hornet]

Grey

stand ready for my arrival, worms

[heavy hornet]

Is we sessioning now or later

[low agate]

Idk whenever everyone's ready

Idk who's all taking part in this

[thorn dragon]

Ts

[heavy hornet]

I told gen chat to join

[near breach]

holy shit mw??

[low agate]

I guess

I'm noob at it

I'm just trying it because it sounds fun

[frosty drum]

10 mw sessions in the last 4 days with 10 more well on the way

[near breach]

Room for one more...

[low agate]

Always

Circle an area and tell me a color

[heavy hornet]

https://tenor.com/view/anton-castillo-giancarlo-esposito-ball-fart-giancarloverse-gif-14541677618648258714

[frosty drum]

https://tenor.com/view/clone-clones-buzz-lightyear-toy-story-gif-21609842

[low agate]

Far cry 6 was unbearably boring

[heavy hornet]

In English doc

[low agate]

What color

[near breach]

I cant believe this

[near breach]

Purple sir!

[heavy hornet]

I’m only on like 33 percent done with el este and I finished madrugagda or whatever it’s called it’s really fun

[frosty drum]

The Game Room Reformation
The Promise I have made
The promise I am holding

WE SHALL REVIVE GAMEROOM!!!!!!!
A NEW
AND PROSPEROUS ERA
FREE FROM POLITICS

[heavy hornet]

It improved the one thing that fc5 did wrong it made it when you do non story stuff it doesn’t instantly progress the story

[frosty drum]

@low agate @heavy hornet @near breach

[low agate]

I couldn't be bothered to beat FC6 because of how boring it got

[heavy hornet]

Course no hurk so not as good

my goat hurk

[near breach]

Is everyone else dead now 😭

Damn this place really went extinct

[low agate]

The only redeeming quality of FC6 is the fact Castillo is a meme and I get to drive tanks

[heavy hornet]

But it did have Giancarlo Esposito as a villain that rivals Joseph seed

[near breach]

🔥

[low agate]

FC5 had actual peak antagonist with Joseph

[frosty drum]

After Major Drama
And after major decline
They left to their own server
(Which hasn't seen very much sessions ngl. Despite like 5 major mws)

[heavy hornet]

el Tigre my goat

[low agate]

So @frosty drum

Got anyone else you think would be interested in this?

[frosty drum]

Hmmmm

[heavy hornet]

https://tenor.com/view/four-bite-fascist-far-cry6-anton-castillo-gustavo-fring-breaking-bad-gif-25146404

me fr

[low agate]

Far cry having the most absurd healing animations

[frosty drum]

Summoning Baron Von Tmod

[low agate]

K

[near breach]

It always ends like this

[radiant oyster]

Pluh

I was summoned

[heavy hornet]

gets shot with a shotgun better re connect my torn off arm or something

[low agate]

Greetings

[frosty drum]

Join the mw frfr......
We have Saved Game room
With major Reforms

[near breach]

so many hosts when they get big moving to new server and then just vanishing

[radiant oyster]

Ggs

Is the message counts back up again?

[frosty drum]

It was the Blumi/acnaq/alpha/Silly animals drama that ended the old regime here Essentially

[heavy hornet]

I think too many games are overhated

like fc6 and new Dawn

[near breach]

Always arguing those guys 😭

[heavy hornet]

and Twd saints and sinners 2

[low agate]

New dawn was great

[radiant oyster]

Yeah I always felt shunned every time I tried to join in before the reforms

[heavy hornet]

too short imo

[low agate]

This is what the map currently looks like btw

[radiant oyster]

Everone would just tell me to go away generalist

[low agate]

They could've done some crazy stuff

[radiant oyster]

You don’t know what your doing here ect

[frosty drum]

Acnaq hasn't spoken since
Alpha and Blumi left
Blue now controls Silly Animals

[near breach]

is this in like sessions

[radiant oyster]

Acnaq has irl busy rn me thinks

[low agate]

Depends on how the players are

[heavy hornet]

I know apocalypse settings have so much to offer

[low agate]

If nobody gotta get off early then we'll go until someone does

[near breach]

🥀🥀🥀

[heavy hornet]

only bad thing is now anything past like 2020 something in far cry is nuclear wasteland

[frosty drum]

Look to the Bright Side Crow
We are creating a far less political Society here now

[heavy hornet]

and you can’t just decanonize fc5

[near breach]

But the arguing was by far the best part of mws

[radiant oyster]

Ye I’m not getting shunned away just for existing in game room that’s a nice improvement

[heavy hornet]

Unless the canon ending was not arresting Joseph

[frosty drum]

It was also it's downfall

[low agate]

So skillerz

[near breach]

wait when the fuck did you become bowling ball

[frosty drum]

Welcome to Game room Baron

[heavy hornet]

Idk what I do I’m mws I always survive close to the end though

[frosty drum]

3 days ago

[heavy hornet]

I’ve never survived

[low agate]

I'm just waiting for everyone to be ready, don't wanna start without everyone who wants to join being in

[heavy hornet]

@ the whole server

[near breach]

moving in silence strat until your noticed and destroyed

[heavy hornet]

I always gotta colonize

[low agate]

@near breach @heavy hornet @frosty drum react this if you're ready

[frosty drum]

Let it be known that February 28
Is the Start of The Game Room Reformation

[low agate]

Ok

[near breach]

Its been a minute since my last game

[heavy hornet]

I gotta go in mabye an hour or so

“Mabye”

holy

[low agate]

Basically you can try to roll for whatever, you can try basically anything
Takes places just before metal became a common use item

Go ahead and start

[frosty drum]

,roll 20 Look for metals

[haughty inlet]

skillerzthegamer

:game_die: You rolled 15

[heavy hornet]

,roll 20 I start building ships to sail to distant lands

[haughty inlet]

kermitthefrog74.

:game_die: You rolled 8

[low agate]

You find some iron and copper

[frosty drum]

Yay

[low agate]

No ships were made but someone managed to nail a board to their forehead

(SpongeBob reference)

[heavy hornet]

how dumb are my people

are they starfishes?

[low agate]

Patrick star

[heavy hornet]

,roll 20 educate my people

[haughty inlet]

kermitthefrog74.

:game_die: You rolled 1

[low agate]

Also for absurd rolls I'll do the roll

[heavy hornet]

bloody hell

[low agate]

Your people get dumber

[frosty drum]

LMFAO

[frosty drum]

Is that even possible 💀

[low agate]

Yes

I've sent a wave of stupidity over his people in specific

[heavy hornet]

look outside 🥀

[near breach]

,roll 20 Boat

[haughty inlet]

american_crow

:game_die: You rolled 16

[low agate]

Fishing boat

[near breach]

🔥

Unstoppable

[heavy hornet]

,roll 20 make viltrum smart again

[haughty inlet]

kermitthefrog74.

:game_die: You rolled 16

[low agate]

Make who smart

[heavy hornet]

my nation

[low agate]

They get a bit smarter

[frosty drum]

@low agate ,roll 20 Invent Skibidi Toilet

,roll 20

[haughty inlet]

skillerzthegamer

:game_die: You rolled 1

[low agate]

Your people forget the concept

[near breach]

,roll 20 Declare Chieftan chosen of God, we become a cultist society

[haughty inlet]

american_crow

:game_die: You rolled 7

[heavy hornet]

skibidi toilet is anti created

[near breach]

🪨🪨🪨🪨

[low agate]

Nothing

[heavy hornet]

,roll 20 build boat

[haughty inlet]

kermitthefrog74.

:game_die: You rolled 20

[frosty drum]

,roll 20 @low agate Use the Force

[haughty inlet]

skillerzthegamer

:game_die: You rolled 3

[low agate]

Nice boat
There's now another board on that guy's forehead though

[heavy hornet]

https://tenor.com/view/vaas-far-cry3-that-is-crazy-gif-26006603

[low agate]

Someone faceplants, nothing happens

[frosty drum]

,roll 20 Expand more onto the Island @low agate

[haughty inlet]

skillerzthegamer

:game_die: You rolled 12

[low agate]

Small expansion

[heavy hornet]

,roll 20 build ports and stuff to fish and sail better

[haughty inlet]

kermitthefrog74.

:game_die: You rolled 13

[near breach]

,roll 20 Send fishing boat to explore beyond the island

[haughty inlet]

american_crow

:game_die: You rolled 3

[near breach]

What the flip

[heavy hornet]

kraken

[near breach]

😭

[low agate]

A few ports

[low agate]

A leak is sprung in the boat

[heavy hornet]

,roll 20 make my smartest guy come up with inventions

[low agate]

Remember you can suggest anything

[haughty inlet]

kermitthefrog74.

:game_die: You rolled 17

[low agate]

Your smartest guy proposes nailing a third board to that dude's forehead

[heavy hornet]

wow

,roll 20 build a library and have everyone be required to go there daily to stop being dumb

[haughty inlet]

kermitthefrog74.

:game_die: You rolled 16

[low agate]

You build a library, but you don't have any books

(you never made book)

[heavy hornet]

,roll 20 make books about knowledge

[haughty inlet]

kermitthefrog74.

:game_die: You rolled 1

[low agate]

@frosty drum remember you can try anything

[heavy hornet]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-dog-staring-at-sun-cute-dog-dog-closed-eyes-dog-staring-at-sunset-gif-10310895250239531072

[low agate]

You make books about stupidity

[frosty drum]

,roll 20 Establish the sith empire

[haughty inlet]

skillerzthegamer

:game_die: You rolled 7

[frosty drum]

,roll 20

[haughty inlet]

skillerzthegamer

:game_die: You rolled 20

[frosty drum]

@low agate

[low agate]

No rerolls

[frosty drum]

NOOOO
PLSSSSS

[heavy hornet]

the sith are no match for the viltrumites

[frosty drum]

RHIS ONE TIMEEEEEEE

[low agate]

Roll a 1k for rerolls

[frosty drum]

,roll 1000

[haughty inlet]

skillerzthegamer

:game_die: You rolled 514

[frosty drum]

I win frfr

[heavy hornet]

,roll 20 establish the viltrumite empire

[haughty inlet]

kermitthefrog74.

:game_die: You rolled 19

[low agate]

Someone in your nation says he's on the dark side, nobody pays attention

[heavy hornet]

yee haw

[frosty drum]

@low agate ok if he gets the Viltrimites I get the sith empire

[low agate]

Your nation goes by this name

[low agate]

Never said his people were

[heavy hornet]

stand ready for my arrival Waltuh

,roll 20 make books about being smart

[haughty inlet]

kermitthefrog74.

:game_die: You rolled 19

[heavy hornet]

finally

[low agate]

The books about stupidity are cancelled out

[frosty drum]

,roll 20 Use the Force

[haughty inlet]

skillerzthegamer

:game_die: You rolled 4

[low agate]

Another person faceplants
Nothing happens

[heavy hornet]

,roll 20 be able to fly

[haughty inlet]

kermitthefrog74.

:game_die: You rolled 19

[near breach]

,roll 20 sacrifice a sheep to increase harvest

[haughty inlet]

american_crow

:game_die: You rolled 2

[heavy hornet]

w after w

[low agate]

You can jump higher

[low agate]

The sheep was a demon in disguise

[near breach]

Unbelievable

[low agate]

You gotta do higher rolls for stronger suggestions

[heavy hornet]

Plague and pestulents upon thine lands

[near breach]

whats the max roll

[low agate]

You could always try to tame the demon

[low agate]

Depends on the request

I could do the rolls fr

[heavy hornet]

,roll 20 sail across the sea and colonize the shores

[haughty inlet]

kermitthefrog74.

:game_die: You rolled 13

[heavy hornet]

https://tenor.com/view/pirate-pirates-somali-somalian-boat-gif-7629320438788305743

[low agate]

One of your boats makes it

[near breach]

,roll 50 we attempt to form a pact with the sheep demon. We offer a portion of our wheat harvest and a permanent residence in our finest pasture

[haughty inlet]

american_crow

:game_die: You rolled 17

[heavy hornet]

they predicted it

[near breach]

Dice hates me

[heavy hornet]

Everyone dies

[low agate]

The sheep demon declines your offer but doesn't bother you

[frosty drum]

,roll 20 @low agate Force again!!!

[haughty inlet]

skillerzthegamer

:game_die: You rolled 19

[frosty drum]

YESSSS

[near breach]

humiliating

[low agate]

Someone can lift a small rock

(it's the dark side guy)

[heavy hornet]

,roll 50 be able to hover in air

[haughty inlet]

kermitthefrog74.

:game_die: You rolled 49

[near breach]

,roll 20 We go back to building boats

[heavy hornet]

holy moly

[haughty inlet]

american_crow

:game_die: You rolled 6

[near breach]

Ong this dice hates me

[low agate]

Your people can hover for 3 seconds

[heavy hornet]

It’s just w after w

[low agate]

Let me roll for you fr

[near breach]

Stop stealing my luck!!!

[low agate]

No boats made

[heavy hornet]

https://tenor.com/view/far-cry6-gustavo-fringe-haha-i-was-acting-gif-26854004

[low agate]

Your people are still dumb though

[heavy hornet]

watch yo tone

[frosty drum]

,roll 20 Make him lift bigger rock frfr

[haughty inlet]

skillerzthegamer

:game_die: You rolled 14

[heavy hornet]

,make smarter

[near breach]

Hover for 3 seconds but dumb as a rock

[low agate]

The rock is slightly larger

[near breach]

raising a civilization of chickens

[heavy hornet]

maybe I need make smarter

[near breach]

😭

[low agate]

And some guy has three wooden boards nailed to his forehead

[heavy hornet]

,roll 20 smarter

[haughty inlet]

kermitthefrog74.

:game_die: You rolled 17

[heavy hornet]

https://tenor.com/view/megamind-mega-mind-gif-27661995

[low agate]

+3 IQ

[heavy hornet]

From how much

[low agate]

From -7

[heavy hornet]

-7 🥀🥀

[low agate]

You rolled a 1 twice trying to make them smarter before

[heavy hornet]

,roll 20 make everyone learn better

[haughty inlet]

kermitthefrog74.

:game_die: You rolled 18

[heavy hornet]

my main goal is to blow up

[frosty drum]

,roll 20 teach others this ability

[haughty inlet]

skillerzthegamer

:game_die: You rolled 16

[low agate]

They learn better but they don't get smarter, because you never said get smarter

[low agate]

A few of his friends learn from him

[heavy hornet]

Does that mean they get more smart per getting smart

[low agate]

You guys are forgetting you can do absolutely stupid stuff

[low agate]

Maybe

[near breach]

@low agate roll for me...

We attempt to develop our farms and make shallow canals

[low agate]

,roll 20

[haughty inlet]

halo0pk0ok

:game_die: You rolled 13

[low agate]

Basic farming and irrigation

[near breach]

Purple Kingdom: the realm of absolute mediocrity

[heavy hornet]

,roll 100 search for an ancient relic that makes everyone in my country smarter than my most smart guy

[haughty inlet]

kermitthefrog74.

:game_die: You rolled 17

[heavy hornet]

what the fuck

[frosty drum]

,roll 20 Embrace this power

[haughty inlet]

skillerzthegamer

:game_die: You rolled 12

[low agate]

That would paradox

[heavy hornet]

I’m winning in everything but education

[near breach]

,roll 100 we start praying to a rock, it becomes sentient

[haughty inlet]

american_crow

:game_die: You rolled 41

[low agate]

Some family members embrace it

[radiant oyster]

Hey @frosty drum I have come up with a simple game if you’d like to participate a lil later

[frosty drum]

Maybe

[low agate]

The rock does nothing (I like your idea)

[heavy hornet]

,roll 20 hope the natives in the colonized region are smart and assimilate into my population

[haughty inlet]

kermitthefrog74.

:game_die: You rolled 11

[near breach]

literaly orcs

[low agate]

Two smart natives decide to help you out of pity

[heavy hornet]

I’m gonna grind my teeth

[low agate]

Hold on imma do an event fr

[heavy hornet]

Does it make my people not dum?

[low agate]

,roll special, natural disaster, silly, area

[haughty inlet]

halo0pk0ok

:game_die: silly

[low agate]

Peak

,roll positive, negative

[haughty inlet]

halo0pk0ok

:game_die: positive

[heavy hornet]

https://tenor.com/view/omni-man-invincible-its-peak-omni-man-peak-gif-13128163821234406100

[frosty drum]

,roll 20 Create the Sith Empire

[haughty inlet]

skillerzthegamer

:game_die: You rolled 9

[low agate]

,roll intelligence boost, farm boost, luck boost, travel boost, building boost, special

[haughty inlet]

halo0pk0ok

:game_die: intelligence boost

[low agate]

@heavy hornet Pray

[near breach]

Unbelievable

[radiant oyster]

,roll Sith or Jedai

[haughty inlet]

baron_von_general

Invalid argument provided.

Usage:
roll [max number or options to choose from]

[low agate]

,roll jolly, crow, skillerz

[haughty inlet]

halo0pk0ok

:game_die: skillerz

[heavy hornet]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-dog-staring-at-sun-cute-dog-dog-closed-eyes-dog-staring-at-sunset-gif-10310895250239531072

[low agate]

,roll 50

[haughty inlet]

halo0pk0ok

:game_die: You rolled 8

[low agate]

Your people get an IQ boost of 8

[heavy hornet]

I could’ve gotten out of the negatives🥀🥀

[low agate]

Keep trying (here's a consolation prize)

[heavy hornet]

,roll ship the natives back to the homeland so they can teach my people how to be smart

[haughty inlet]

kermitthefrog74.

Invalid argument provided.

Usage:
roll [max number or options to choose from]

[heavy hornet]

,roll 20 ship the natives back to the homeland so they can teach my people how to be smart

[haughty inlet]

kermitthefrog74.

:game_die: You rolled 11

[near breach]

,roll 100 We create rudimentary carved runes on stone tablets to record the teachings of the rock priests

[heavy hornet]

https://tenor.com/view/omni-man-invincible-gif-9760249938255555903

[haughty inlet]

american_crow

:game_die: You rolled 48

[near breach]

I just can't win

[low agate]

The natives send a care package back with you

[heavy hornet]

my people are dentskulled brutes

[low agate]

You carve some lines into rocks
Nothing much

[heavy hornet]

we’re monkeys

[low agate]

Also that's not a big roll tbh

[heavy hornet]

we jump high

[near breach]

dentskulled HOVERING brutes

[low agate]

Levitate for a few seconds

[near breach]

I just have supbar farms

[heavy hornet]

,roll 1000000 smard

[haughty inlet]

kermitthefrog74.

:game_die: You rolled 654348

[low agate]

No

[heavy hornet]

nerd

,roll 100 smard

[haughty inlet]

kermitthefrog74.

:game_die: You rolled 23

[low agate]

Fail

When I said you could roll for whatever I meant it

[heavy hornet]

https://tenor.com/view/severi-nukkuu-severi-nukkuu-sleep-sleeping-gif-10573418349724338389

[low agate]

Call down the moon from the sky if you want it

Make the sun explode