🎲game-room

[hollow garden]

Yippe

[haughty inlet]

belemin_

:game_die: You rolled 15

[frosty drum]

@ripe owl I was never pinged for a session

[ripe owl]

Skillerz can burn wood

[prime compass]

I dont need your weapons

[hollow garden]

@prime compass what nation are you

[prime compass]

Dark green

[ripe owl]

Guys brb

[hollow garden]

Yes but this is weapons

[prime compass]

South africa

[hollow garden]

Not armour or buildings

[prime compass]

I have good weapond

[hollow garden]

okay

Well it was only an option

[prime compass]

Stop harassing me pls

[ripe owl]

I'll unpause once I get back

[radiant oyster]

Can I try to strike a deal with the Australians to cede northeast queensland in return for naval support in times of war? (Gives Australia a roll boost in defending against others attacks from sea)

[ripe owl]

@frosty drum i was just letting belemid get some turns

[ripe owl]

,roll 20 alr no more actions

[haughty inlet]

rokku_denashi

:game_die: You rolled 17

[radiant oyster]

Yay

[ripe owl]

Success

Send me what u did in dms so far so I can remember to upd map

[hollow garden]

@ripe owl ask the Australians to join the war

We will banish the devil's liar together

[radiant oyster]

I will not join the war but the Australians have indirect naval support from me now

[prime compass]

@ripe owl
What kind of crops do we have

[radiant oyster]

.

[frosty drum]

He said no more turns

[prime compass]

Can yuo withdraw from vietnam

[radiant oyster]

That wasn’t a turn

I was just explaining a technicality that might be important later

[ripe owl]

They're already helping you

[ripe owl]

So far not really anything you haven't farmed too much

[hollow garden]

🙏

[prime compass]

What animals are near us

[hollow garden]

Fellowship of the just

Guys is something wrong with my pfp

[ripe owl]

A few hyenas, hippos, elephants, lions, deer

[hollow garden]

Why is it cut off

[ripe owl]

I'll ping everyone once the actual session starts

[prime compass]

Lets hunt deer
Then use the deer as bait for lions

[ripe owl]

I'll do this when it starts again

[prime compass]

Ok

[radiant oyster]

Btw I’m heading off for the night

Gn yall

[prime compass]

Gn

[ripe owl]

Goodnight

[noble cradle]

4 more stars are needed because the limit got raised due to slop 💔

[ripe owl]

@slender sandal

[frosty drum]

@wraith quarry 7 Map Wars here in 3 days

[glacial inlet]

weird looking ostrich

so far in this run i lost 3 people to the cavern and 1 that have gone berserk

[ripe owl]

@glacial inlet do you wanna join

[glacial inlet]

no

[ripe owl]

K

[slender sandal]

What

@ripe owl wtf are you doing with that rebellion
Bro it's like twice the size as it was yesterday

Bro are you trynna rig this against me

[ripe owl]

Just wanted to spice it up a bit

[slender sandal]

Half of that land isn't even in my nation so how could it be part of the rebellion

[ripe owl]

🤫

[slender sandal]

You're rigging this man

[ripe owl]

well the russians are still weak

Plus u have 5 magics bro

If you win u get that land

[slender sandal]

I'm just gonna give them some alcohol and we'll be friends again

[ripe owl]

,roll 20

[haughty inlet]

rokku_denashi

:game_die: You rolled 5

[ripe owl]

So uhh

[slender sandal]

Give them the strongest stuff we got fr

[ripe owl]

Your men drank the alcohol on the way instead

[ripe owl]

~roll 20

,roll 20

[haughty inlet]

rokku_denashi

:game_die: You rolled 2

[ripe owl]

Your men used it for themselves instead

[slender sandal]

Crazy

[ripe owl]

Also we have our first war

Belemin, Klez, Austrailia vs Skillerz

[slender sandal]

Skillerz and klezna?

[slender sandal]

When tf did belemin join

[ripe owl]

Baron might help but I doubt so

[prime compass]

hi

[ripe owl]

He wanted to help Klezna

Idk ask him why

Belemin why did u join the war against Skillerz

[slender sandal]

I could easily win the war for both sides tbh

I have water magic to counter skillerz

[ripe owl]

Skillerz has the biggest army rn

[prime compass]

Because i can

[slender sandal]

And I have magma magic to destroy klezna

[slender sandal]

Size of army doesn't matter when skill of army is considered

[prime compass]

I have

Uh

Weapon production good

[ripe owl]

You haven't trained your troops for war yet

[slender sandal]

He has 1 magic that I have a counter to
My people are built like Chads

[slender sandal]

Because we don't gotta

[ripe owl]

,roll 20

[haughty inlet]

rokku_denashi

:game_die: You rolled 6

[ripe owl]

No more magics can be found now

[slender sandal]

If someone starts a war then we'll send out everyone who wants to help

[ripe owl]

Limit is 5

[slender sandal]

Can I store the magics in a library

[ripe owl]

Ok

[slender sandal]

North Europe was a w start location

[ripe owl]

Yep

The biggest nation is Turtle rn

[slender sandal]

When is session begin

[ripe owl]

I was thinking 9 pm est

[slender sandal]

What area is est

[ripe owl]

East Coast Usa

[slender sandal]

New York?

[ripe owl]

Yes

[slender sandal]

So 8PM my time

[rose forge]

9pm

[steep merlin]

Above time (21:00 EST) in your local time · Mar 4, 2025, 2:00 AM

[rose cape]

@waxen remnant what are they mining?

[waxen remnant]

I like how the mining corps in this game actually don't mine anything

when do we play mp with @noble cradle & @jarz btw

[rose cape]

real

i cant 😭

it goes off the damn screen

[knotty cosmos]

Crab coin

[rose cape]

@waxen remnant why did paradox do this

i occupy like half of their planets but im losing

what

[frank latch]

PEAK

(no idea what I'm looking at)

[light axle]

war

[hollow wasp]

@ripe owl @slender sandal @low agate @prime compass @frosty drum

Wanna finish off mw?

[low agate]

You only had to ping one of my accounts

[hollow wasp]

I didn’t know which u were planning to use

[low agate]

Well I was talking on this one in chat so

[hollow wasp]

U swapped last night 🤷‍♂️

[low agate]

FOR DWAYNE

[low agate]

Only at the end because of battery life

[hollow wasp]

Oh real lol

We’ll see if people appear then I’ll host

[low agate]

Somehow I've managed to consistently have my people be built like Chads in every map war I've played in

And they all be levitating

[hollow wasp]

Ur people are average in this, just with (redacted) abilities

Like build

Skillerz on the other hand…..

[low agate]

My people are still professional at what they do

[hollow wasp]

Nowhere near belemin level

Hang on I’m putting on a song

[low agate]

Belemin ain't ready for what's gonna hit him (if he doesn't cooperate)

[hollow wasp]

Skillerz has plans

Homesick by Nathan Kahan is a nice song icl

[low agate]

What is the most powerful thing (can be anything) on the map

[hollow wasp]

It’s Dwayne, I’ll give that hint for free

He isn’t just a pointless rock lol

You’ve just gotta figure it out

[low agate]

Because he's round...

[hollow wasp]

Ffs 🤦‍♂️

-5k ppl Fr

[low agate]

Nah

Nah

That's more than what I started with

[frosty drum]

@hollow wasp hi

[low agate]

@prime compass are you sleep

[hollow wasp]

Yo wanna finish off mw?

[frosty drum]

Sure

[hollow wasp]

It’s exactly what u started with

[hollow wasp]

Just waiting for ppl

[low agate]

I'm not even at 10k people total

Bro's trynna delete over half my population

[hollow wasp]

8k

[low agate]

Thought I was at 9k

I left 1k at my nation

8k on the march

[hollow wasp]

Not after belemins attack, I was rounding up now I round down. In reality u went from like 8.6k to 8.4k

[low agate]

Don't go rounding up unless we in the hundred thousands or something man

False advertising

[hollow wasp]

Hard to keep track of decimal points lol. I’ll stop rounding

[low agate]

Rounded up 400 people I didn't have

[hollow wasp]

Skill issue, have more kids

[low agate]

We ain't got the milk man bro

[frosty drum]

@hollow wasp how's my soldiers

[hollow wasp]

Fr

[hollow wasp]

Hanging out

[frosty drum]

Be on alert

[low agate]

@hollow wasp what happened to my priestess's tooth btw

Did it ever grow back

[hollow wasp]

Ur alert

[hollow wasp]

It grew back, yellow though

Weird

[low agate]

Golden tooth fr

What happened to the one that got knocked out though

[hollow wasp]

Nope, yellow. Plain old tooth

[low agate]

Did they just get rid of it

[hollow wasp]

That was just thrown out

Who knows

[low agate]

I will make Dwayne strong

Dwayne will be unstoppable

[hollow wasp]

He’s strong believe me

There are plans for Dwayne

[low agate]

Dwayne, call a meteor strike on this guy's house

[hollow wasp]

U just didn’t send enough soldiers to the crash site

[hollow wasp]

False

@low agate there will be no more meteors btw. You’ve got the stuff I planned

[low agate]

Dms fr

[hollow wasp]

@prime compass @ripe owl

[low agate]

Dwayne is literally the savior of the map

[hollow wasp]

Hail Dwayne

[low agate]

All hail Dwayne!

Dwayne is supreme!

[frosty drum]

What about Steve

[low agate]

Steve has not shown himself

Dwayne is real

Dwayne is what drives my people

Dwayne, call an airstrike on this man's house. Make it a nuke.

[hollow wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/nuke-it-olliesblog-olliesblog-nuke-it-olliesblog-nuke-nuke-it-all-gif-1658290845776537730

@prime compass @ripe owl

[prime compass]

hi

[hollow wasp]

Wanna finish the mw?

@ripe owl

[prime compass]

O K

[hollow wasp]

Just waiting for rokku

@ripe owl wanna finish the mw?

@ripe owl

@ripe owl

@ripe owl

[prime compass]

@low agate i wanna keep the comet man 😢

[hollow wasp]

He’s pretty miffed belemin idk…..

He wanted to hit u with a comet before I said it wasn’t possible

[prime compass]

What does miffed mean..

[hollow wasp]

Annoyed

[low agate]

If it doesn't interact with Dwayne you can keep it

[prime compass]

Uh oh

[prime compass]

Sad

i HATE dwayne

[hollow wasp]

How will u figure out

[prime compass]

Me and my homes hate dwayne

[hollow wasp]

Fighting talk Fr

[low agate]

I'll figure something out

[hollow wasp]

He won’t let u tho….

[low agate]

Teach my people how to target areas instead of just objects fr

[hollow wasp]

Ability doesn’t work like that, objects not areas

It would be way too op otherwise

[low agate]

We'll learn from Dwayne

[hollow wasp]

Even Dwayne cant do it unfortunately

[low agate]

Lies

Bro had a whole area around him that repelled stuff

And now he melts stuff

[hollow wasp]

It’s true, he does have some nice abilities tho….

[hollow wasp]

Fuck u remember

Shhh

[low agate]

Of course I do

[prime compass]

@low agate why do u want the comet...

Its MINE...

[low agate]

Dwayne

[prime compass]

It is precious

[hollow wasp]

Dwayne’s not sharing those powers

[low agate]

Dwayne is supreme

[prime compass]

I hate dwayne

[low agate]

The priestess will use them to help empower Dwayne

[hollow wasp]

Ok guys it looks like rokkus a no show

Let’s begin

@frosty drum

@low agate @prime compass

[low agate]

Belemin

[prime compass]

Can i pls keep the comet

[low agate]

I'll give you the choice

[hollow wasp]

The MW begins!!!

[prime compass]

I want my comet man its cool

[hollow wasp]

@ripe owl

[frosty drum]

Ok

[low agate]

Let me test the comet near Dwayne and I'll let you go free

[prime compass]

Its the only thing that fulfills my peoples soul

[prime compass]

What if the comet disappears

[hollow wasp]

That’s factual, it literally is

[prime compass]

Yeah

It is the heart of our community

The very thing that motivates us

And you wanna take it away

[frosty drum]

@prime compass Why

[hollow wasp]

Belemins people would actually be on the brink of offing themselves if they lose the comet

[prime compass]

What

[low agate]

At most Dwayne will fuse with it
Otherwise it'll either get repelled from Dwayne, melted (it will solidify later), or nothing happens

[hollow wasp]

Melted could ruin it

[prime compass]

What if it fuses...what THEN

[hollow wasp]

@prime compass

[low agate]

Then Dwayne gets more powerful

[prime compass]

Yeah uh buddy

[low agate]

Dwayne melting has never ruined anything

[prime compass]

Guarantee me the comet will stay intact

And will not be ruined

[low agate]

The strangest thing its done was permanently melt a pink rock

[hollow wasp]

It has

[low agate]

I can't guarantee, but for your sake I hope it's fine

[low agate]

Like what

It creates pink goo rock

[prime compass]

No its not

[hollow wasp]

Anything it melts reforms as a kind of glass

[low agate]

And?

Doesn't mean it loses its properties

It just becomes a glass

[hollow wasp]

It’s a glass, that’s not really good

[hollow wasp]

Who knows

[low agate]

@prime compass I give you three options

1. Let us see how the comet reacts in Dwayne's presence
2. Repay the lives you've taken from my people
3. Fight

[prime compass]

How will we repay

[low agate]

You killed like 250 of my people so you figure it out

[prime compass]

You want sacrifice!!

[low agate]

We don't want sacrifices

We want to empower Dwayne

[prime compass]

How..

1 and 2 are the same then

[low agate]

We want to test all rocks possible

[prime compass]

Ough...

[hollow wasp]

the first leaves on the trees turn orange…..

[frosty drum]

Winter is coming...

[hollow wasp]

Well, autumn but yeah

[low agate]

@hollow wasp Dwayne pulled the blue rock in when it got in his range right?

[hollow wasp]

Yep they are fused together

[low agate]

That's the blue stripe on Dwayne

I wanna try something

@hollow wasp are we allowed to make actions or no

[hollow wasp]

I said that already yeah

Session started

[low agate]

Have my priestess walk to the front of my mass of people and hold up the scepter holding Dwayne

[prime compass]

Animal hides!!

[frosty drum]

@hollow wasp CREATE a statue.....
Of......
The.....
Steve Weapon

[quick idol]

Why not of me, smh

[hollow wasp]

Good thing you have those already

[hollow wasp]

Oh ercan I forgot ur taking part!

Sorry

[low agate]

@hollow wasp

[prime compass]

Yes

[hollow wasp]

It’s not very detailed but looks really cool

[hollow wasp]

She did that

[frosty drum]

@hollow wasp our flag frfr

[low agate]

Have her say the following
"My people, use your ability to help Dwayne! Maybe we can increase the range of his presence!"
Basically have my people target their ability on Dwayne to increase his range

[hollow wasp]

A great cry goes up, your people love it

[hollow wasp]

Somethings wrong

[low agate]

What

[hollow wasp]

Dwayne seems……. Angry

[prime compass]

@low agate pls...leave us alone

[hollow wasp]

A bolt of red energy vapourises a man in the congregation

[low agate]

Dwayne

We are trying to help you

[prime compass]

Dwayne!

Help us

Save us from these savages

[hollow wasp]

The range increases and the priestess is blasted against the trees

[low agate]

Is she alive

[hollow wasp]

Hurt but yes

[low agate]

Dwayne likes bullying my priestess

[frosty drum]

@hollow wasp Can I make a Steve Bible

[low agate]

Craft a book and quill first

[hollow wasp]

Dwayne ends his point by setting fire to ferns nearby and goes back to his docile state

[hollow wasp]

He got mad

[hollow wasp]

Of the weapon or the god?

[low agate]

This is the second time he hurt my priestess that we've seen

[frosty drum]

The God

[hollow wasp]

@low agate men approach your now undefended settlement

[hollow wasp]

Yeah u can

[low agate]

I left people remaining for a reason

[hollow wasp]

They’re outnumbered, severely

[frosty drum]

"In the beginning, Steve Created The Aether and The Overworld"

[prime compass]

@low agate please

[hollow wasp]

The port is burned first

[low agate]

I left some of the stronger people

[prime compass]

Can you retreat

[hollow wasp]

Then the food

The farms

[low agate]

Send the tamed foxes at them

[hollow wasp]

Any people caught in the open are put to the sword

Your people break and run

You lose 200 men and women and the rest are now scattered on the mainland

[frosty drum]

@low agate How's it going there?

[hollow wasp]

The foxes are tame and no threat

[prime compass]

Help!!!

[low agate]

Bro's trynna trigger the anime villain arc

[frosty drum]

What's happening?

[prime compass]

He is trying to take my holy comet

[low agate]

My priestess has plot armor fr

[frosty drum]

Didn't you kill some of my people to get it

[hollow wasp]

Your settlement sustained large damage before the men retreat, not quite destroyed but you lose a lot of food stored and methods of replacing the food

[prime compass]

Idk

[hollow wasp]

He did btw

[low agate]

Good thing we keep the pink goo somewhere only the priestess knows

[hollow wasp]

She’s currently in a coma so it’s lost atm

[frosty drum]

https://tenor.com/view/light-yagami-death-note-happy-to-serious-serious-angry-gif-18139697035905633073

[prime compass]

No i didnt

[hollow wasp]

Yes u did

[prime compass]

No

Stop

[low agate]

Have my military leader shout up to belemin's nation
"We will return. Provide us a form of repayment and we will spare you. For now, we shall train. This is not over."
Have someone pick up the priestess and carry the Dwayne scepter

[prime compass]

"Do not come back here."

[low agate]

My people boutta begin the training

Fr

[frosty drum]

@low agate @prime compass Steve

[prime compass]

Starius>>>

[frosty drum]

Not correct 😔

[low agate]

@hollow wasp bro vanished

[prime compass]

Hey...

All my people would rather die fighting than give up the comet

[low agate]

My priestess gonna initiate the villain arc of my nation when she wakes up fr

[prime compass]

My people will not bow to you

[frosty drum]

@prime compass @low agate What do you think of Steve Nation

[prime compass]

I thinks its nice

[vital latch]

,roll 20 expand

[haughty inlet]

c0smicpotato

:game_die: You rolled 10

[hollow wasp]

"We will be waiting."

@low agate @prime compass @frosty drum this is the map of current troop movements "We will be waiting."

Oops

[hollow wasp]

Sorry i was getting a map

[low agate]

My people never skip leg day fr

We walked so far

[hollow wasp]

The green is u, black is Belemins, pink is rokku and yellow is skillerz

[low agate]

Notice how belemin has killed so many of my people and I haven't taken any violent actions against him

[prime compass]

You wanna take our soul

[hollow wasp]

Offence is the best defence

[prime compass]

You wanna take the thing we love most!!

[low agate]

Maybe you shouldn't have made your nation soulless

[prime compass]

If I said I wanted to take Dwayne and Fuse him with my comet what would you do

[low agate]

It would empower Dwayne, and we would take him right back

[hollow wasp]

harvest is upon us

[prime compass]

Hell nah!!

[hollow wasp]

Halo due to your farms being wrecked you could be in big trouble for winter

[low agate]

My people never had farms my guy

We are hunter gatherers

Never did I say we built farms

[hollow wasp]

I forgot that was rokku nvm. Ur food storages we’re also burnt

[low agate]

Are my people back at my nation now

[hollow wasp]

Yep, since they can fly they go fast

[low agate]

My people are gonna go on the villain arc

Have them put Dwayne back on his altar

[hollow wasp]

There has sits

[low agate]

When will my priestess wake up

[frosty drum]

@hollow wasp how us our Harvests 😇

[hollow wasp]

Not great, a lot of your workforce are in the field rn

[low agate]

@hollow wasp when is my priestess waking up from her coma

[hollow wasp]

She’s still asleep. Only Dwayne knows now…..

[low agate]

Who's in charge of my nation rn

[prime compass]

@hollow wasp does the comet like us!

[hollow wasp]

She’s meant to be the leader but there are temporary leaders in charge of different areas

[hollow wasp]

Very much so

[low agate]

Also @hollow wasp how much plot armor does my priestess have to survive a blast from Dwayne

[prime compass]

Keep praying

[hollow wasp]

She’s gonna wake up Dw, Dwayne chose not to kill

[low agate]

Who's the current stand in leader rn

I need to change my actions to fit them

[hollow wasp]

There’s no overall leader, just people in areas like fishing or maintaining Dwayne

[low agate]

What's the current state of my military leader

[hollow wasp]

He’s hated by the men but very competent

[low agate]

Have the current most trusted person take charge

[hollow wasp]

That would be the leader of the military

[low agate]

Have him take charge. I want his first action to be important

[hollow wasp]

He has taken charge, there’s some grumbling but under his things run efficiently

[low agate]

Have him make an announcement
"Citizens. Our recent actions have resulted in great failure. We must get back at those who have wronged us."

[hollow wasp]

the icy grip of winter engulfs the land

[low agate]

Have my military leader send our smartest people to study the ashes left by the burning

[hollow wasp]

Of what?

[low agate]

The ashes that were left when our nation was burned

[hollow wasp]

Citizens wholeheartedly agree

[low agate]

(I got a plan)

[hollow wasp]

They’re just normal ashes

[low agate]

Test them near dwayne

[hollow wasp]

They…. Mend? Only partly but definitely can see the beginnings of wooden walls piecing back together

[low agate]

Dwayne melts rocks and metals
But mends broken wood
Interesting

[hollow wasp]

He’s a rock of mysteries

[low agate]

My military leader decides that we must find a way to get stronger. Have all capable of fighting start improving their physical capabilities, FOR DWAYNE!

[prime compass]

I needa sleep in 20 min..

[frosty drum]

@low agate @prime compass Do yall Love Steve Nation!!!!

[prime compass]

Yeah they gave limestone

[low agate]

My people are too focused on the villain arc

@hollow wasp bro vanished again

[hollow wasp]

Another map lol

[hollow wasp]

It is done

[prime compass]

Show!!

[hollow wasp]

This one’s secret 😜

[prime compass]

Wow...

[low agate]

My military leader says that we should try to learn the deeper secrets of this world. We should try to find more ways to use our ability, and perhaps find more types of magic

[hollow wasp]

The research begins and you feel something help but can’t figure it out

[low agate]

What have we found so far

[hollow wasp]

You’ve discovered fire and air magic but are unable to harness them to any great effect

[low agate]

Learn to use them, priorities on fire magic for the winter

[hollow wasp]

You can do little more than light moss, even that much you suspect is due to outside influence

[low agate]

Moss can hold 20-30x its weight in water my guy...

So that's pretty good...

[hollow wasp]

Fine then, light twigs

[low agate]

Nah nah nah stop trynna nerf me because you didn't do the studying

[hollow wasp]

Bro I didn’t know, I was gonna say candles

[low agate]

My nation ain't got candles

[hollow wasp]

That’s why i said moss

[low agate]

I should prioritize making alcohol in my nation

[steep merlin]

A cat almost never meows at another cat, mostly just humans. Cats typically will spit, purr, and hiss at other cats.

[hollow wasp]

You have the tech……

[low agate]

We should make some alcohol to raise our spirits

[hollow wasp]

You have barley…..

[low agate]

Offer some to Dwayne

[hollow wasp]

He converts it to a weak ale

[low agate]

Does Dwayne like the alcohol?

[hollow wasp]

He didn’t touch it, just left it there. Maybe there’s something special about this ale….

[low agate]

Bring some to my priestess if she's still unconscious, see if it helps wake her up

[hollow wasp]

She wakes

[low agate]

Ask if she's alright

[hollow wasp]

She’s pretty out of it, ignores the question altogether, marches to Dwayne’s altar and orders everyone out

[low agate]

Interesting

Any updates? @hollow wasp

[hollow wasp]

She’s still just in there

[low agate]

My priestess is having an awakening fr fr

[hollow wasp]

Gonna do anything 😂

[low agate]

Have my military leader aim to improve our magics while the priestess is doing her thing

[prime compass]

@hollow wasp hey ....i needa sleep

[hollow wasp]

No progress on the magic front, the outside force goes away and any power you had goes with it

[hollow wasp]

Yeah ok we’ll call a close there

[prime compass]

Ok

[hollow wasp]

@prime compass @low agate @frosty drum that’s session end

[prime compass]

https://tenor.com/view/alexander-volkanovski-ilia-topuria-gif-6492148975453168994

[frosty drum]

@prime compass Is Steve Nation Cool?

[prime compass]

Yeah ig

Gn

[hollow wasp]

Gn 👋

[low agate]

Bro aimed to have one session and now we're gonna be having at least 3

[hollow wasp]

It’s infuriating 😤 belemin and his damn sleep schedule (I was kinda hoping to move to a slightly more interesting mw lol)

[low agate]

My priestess boutta pull a John Wick fr fr

[hollow wasp]

K cya yappers, thanks for being so involved

[hollow wasp]

Who knows, did someone shoot her dog?

[low agate]

Nah she's gonna take empowering Dwayne into her own hands

[frosty drum]

@hollow wasp Mirror Mirror on the wall
Who is the most Evil of Us All?

[low agate]

Belemin

[frosty drum]

What about you
Or Me

[low agate]

My people haven't done any evil actions

[frosty drum]

Didn't you say you were on your villain arc

[low agate]

We haven't done anything yet

[frosty drum]

I haven't done anything bad Either

[low agate]

Sure

[frosty drum]

Wdym sure?

[low agate]

My priestess knows all

[frosty drum]

What did I do?
I didn't harm anyone

[low agate]

I have knowledge

[frosty drum]

Of what

[low agate]

Everything

[frosty drum]

Stop being vague
Say one thing I done that wasn't justified

[low agate]

You know what you did

[frosty drum]

Do you know what I did?

[low agate]

I know what you did

[frosty drum]

And what was that?

[low agate]

You did what you did

[frosty drum]

I built a statue of Steve
And made the Steve Bible

[low agate]

I have Dwayne
Dwayne melts rocks and metals
Dwayne repairs wood
Dwayne likes alcohol
And my priestess boutta pull a John Wick

[frosty drum]

And I have steve

[ripe owl]

Sorry I missed it all

I was sleeping..

@hollow wasp

[frosty drum]

@ripe owl What do you think of Belemin

[hollow wasp]

It’s good, nothing major happened to u

[frosty drum]

Did anything major happen around the world

[low agate]

@ripe owl your thing starts in one hour right?

[ripe owl]

But no upgrades

😭

[ripe owl]

9 or 9:30

[low agate]

So about an hour

[ripe owl]

Ye

[ripe owl]

I decreased Russia's size

Just for ur sake

👍

[low agate]

Russia gonna be my friends fr

[ripe owl]

Ye u can use them as a backup

[low agate]

My people are basically just a bunch of Russians and Europeans

[ripe owl]

Yep

[low agate]

And we love alcohol!!!

[ripe owl]

Your regions have unique alcohol tastes

Russia is Strong, Hard Alcohol

Germany is Soft, Sharp Alcohol

france is like soft, and dreamy alcohol

And Spain is Fentanyl 👽

Jk

@frosty drum @low agate @prime compass @hollow garden @radiant oyster session in like 40 mins or an hr

@vital latch

[low agate]

Tell France to start making wine

[ripe owl]

Lol

[vital latch]

I'm in silly mode I can't discord rn

[low agate]

Also tell them we need croissants ASAP

[ripe owl]

Alr

[ripe owl]

Alr i'll make ur nation passive mode

[low agate]

Get my nations to mass produce this! (Joke)

[low agate]

@ripe owl 5 minutes fr

[frosty drum]

@low agate Ecuador

[low agate]

What about it

[novel jay]

These new mapwars kinda suck

They don’t have enough thought

[frosty drum]

WRONG

[novel jay]

True

[low agate]

They got the memes though fr

[novel jay]

Gets boring

[steep merlin]

Cats might look harmless, but they have worked together to make over 30 different species extinct. Even house cats love hunting, and have contributed heavily to this figure.

[low agate]

Man

[frosty drum]

https://tenor.com/view/caseoh-mad-caseoh-angry-caseoh-banned-get-out-go-away-gif-8419228579553039351

[low agate]

My nation in rokku map war is literally just Russian and European Chads

[novel jay]

Just join a REAL mapwar

[frosty drum]

These are real mws frfr

[low agate]

Like what

[novel jay]

You have never encountered any of the complex mw

[novel jay]

Bowistan, Colonization of America, Klez’s MWs, Fish mw

[novel jay]

These are Mapwars for children

[low agate]

Hey, as long as it's entertaining, idc

[novel jay]

You haven’t seen entertaining until you meet these ones

[ripe owl]

One sec guys

[low agate]

I think you already know what my first actions are gonna be

[frosty drum]

I .might genuinely try to strike a deal with klez

[ripe owl]

@frosty drum @low agate @hollow garden @prime compass @regal garnet @radiant oyster

[low agate]

Actions can start?

[ripe owl]

@plucky narwhal

Yea

[low agate]

All five magic upgrades

Order of acquisition

[ripe owl]

,roll 20

[haughty inlet]

rokku_denashi

:game_die: You rolled 10

[ripe owl]

,roll 20

[haughty inlet]

rokku_denashi

:game_die: You rolled 17

[ripe owl]

,roll 20

[haughty inlet]

rokku_denashi

:game_die: You rolled 9

[low agate]

Ability
Lightning
Water
Magma
Plasma

[ripe owl]

,roll 20

,roll 20

[haughty inlet]

rokku_denashi

:game_die: You rolled 9

[ripe owl]

,roll 20

[haughty inlet]

rokku_denashi

:game_die: You rolled 1

[low agate]

Damn

[ripe owl]

Ur Plasma magic is super weak, barely anything rn

[low agate]

Lightning seems pretty good

[frosty drum]

@ripe owl How am I doing frfr

[ripe owl]

Ur doing good, no losses, ur military is fine, decently trained but disorganized in different parts, ur pop is 510k

[low agate]

@ripe owl call down a meteor for resources

[ripe owl]

,roll 20

[haughty inlet]

rokku_denashi

:game_die: You rolled 9

[ripe owl]

[low agate]

Burned in atmosphere I take it

[ripe owl]

Brb

[frosty drum]

@low agate what do you think of Japan?

[low agate]

Give us anime

[frosty drum]

We'll give you Anime
If you give us Electricity Magic frfr

[low agate]

Thought you wanted magma

[frosty drum]

Let's do magma

Lava

[ripe owl]

Alr continue

[low agate]

1k roll to bring in a new thing to orbit the planet (my people will keep trying this until it works btw)

[ripe owl]

,roll 1000

[haughty inlet]

rokku_denashi

:game_die: You rolled 748

[ripe owl]

Close

[low agate]

Getting there

[ripe owl]

@frosty drum

[low agate]

We're getting pebbles fr

[ripe owl]

Is this an action

[low agate]

No

Make an action to try to get the Russians to rejoin us

[ripe owl]

,roll 40

[haughty inlet]

rokku_denashi

:game_die: You rolled 25

[ripe owl]

You didnt get 30

[frosty drum]

@ripe owl Search for living dragons

[low agate]

When TF were there 40 rolls

@regal garnet

@regal garnet Wake up

[ripe owl]

Oops

,roll 50

[haughty inlet]

rokku_denashi

:game_die: You rolled 28

[frosty drum]

@ripe owl Become more organized

[ripe owl]

,roll 20

[haughty inlet]

rokku_denashi

:game_die: You rolled 2

[ripe owl]

Your military descends into further disorganization and misorders

[frosty drum]

Can I reroll

[low agate]

@ripe owl attempt to unseal rock god

[frosty drum]

Fdfrfrfr

[low agate]

No

[ripe owl]

Why

,roll 100

[haughty inlet]

rokku_denashi

:game_die: You rolled 100

[ripe owl]

....

.....

[low agate]

HOLY SHIT

[ripe owl]

.....

[low agate]

HE'S FREE

[frosty drum]

TF

[ripe owl]

Rock God is Unsealed fully.

[frosty drum]

@ripe owl can I roll because of thay

[low agate]

This is actually so peak

[ripe owl]

Ok

[frosty drum]

,roll 20

[haughty inlet]

skillerzthegamer

:game_die: You rolled 16

[frosty drum]

YES

HELL YEAH

[ripe owl]

Your military organizes around Chinese areas

[low agate]

@ripe owl how big is the presence of the rock god

[regal garnet]

https://tenor.com/view/awake-im-power-puff-girls-im-awake-gif-14429170

[ripe owl]

So far small, he's like a baby and he is fragile

Like a dino baby hatched from an egg

[low agate]

I just rolled a 100 on unsealing rock god

[regal garnet]

https://tenor.com/view/what-the-gif-15375505645985080248

Go up from India (is this the same map)

[low agate]

It's the world map

[ripe owl]

,roll 20

[haughty inlet]

rokku_denashi

:game_die: You rolled 13

[frosty drum]

@ripe owl Land in more Indonesian Islands and Guinea

[ripe owl]

You made ur way up to India a bit

[regal garnet]

https://tenor.com/view/one-piece-it's-so-mid-gif-16745590525019329042

[ripe owl]

,roll 20

[haughty inlet]

rokku_denashi

:game_die: You rolled 19

[low agate]

@ripe owl action to get Russia to join my nation again

[frosty drum]

YEAHHH

[ripe owl]

Sucess

You also land in Papua New Guinea

Near Baron

[ripe owl]

,roll 40

[haughty inlet]

rokku_denashi

:game_die: You rolled 16

[ripe owl]

They won't join

[low agate]

When did we add 40 rolls man

[regal garnet]

Let’s see

Erm

Roll on turtle god

[low agate]

@ripe owl big roll a meteor

[frosty drum]

,roll 1

[haughty inlet]

skillerzthegamer

:game_die: You rolled 1

[ripe owl]

,roll 100

[haughty inlet]

rokku_denashi

:game_die: You rolled 82

[regal garnet]

https://tenor.com/view/nothings-ever-gonna-change-james-holden-the-expanse-same-old-stuff-everything-will-be-the-same-gif-19592132

[ripe owl]

,roll 100

[haughty inlet]

rokku_denashi

:game_die: You rolled 90

[low agate]

The gods are being unsealed...

[ripe owl]

Success..

[low agate]

The meteors are landing...

[regal garnet]

@frosty drum you is cooked

[low agate]

WE ARE CHANGING THIS WORLD!!!

[frosty drum]

@ripe owl Look for Living Dragons again!!!!!

[frosty drum]

Incorrect

[ripe owl]

A big meteor crashes in the field of northern sweden

[regal garnet]

https://tenor.com/view/gojo-you-could-be-right-your-so-right-jjk-jujutsu-kaisen-gif-10575848898291048430

[ripe owl]

,roll 50

[haughty inlet]

rokku_denashi

:game_die: You rolled 39

[ripe owl]

Holy

[low agate]

Inspect it for loot

[ripe owl]

One away

[frosty drum]

@ripe owl LET ME ROLL
PLSSSSSS

PLSSS

0ls

PLSSSSSSS

😭

[low agate]

Don't let this guy roll

[ripe owl]

,roll 20 (Above 5 since its a big meteor)

[haughty inlet]

rokku_denashi

:game_die: You rolled 14

[ripe owl]

Success

[low agate]

What did we get

[regal garnet]

https://tenor.com/view/jjk-imaginary-technique-blue-role-roleist-roleism-gif-7427090521380901271

[ripe owl]

You find new space rocks, glowy ones, and you find a big source of purple energy that can last for 10 years

But you don't know how to harvest it

[frosty drum]

@ripe owl Look for the Fire God

[low agate]

Offer some rocks to the rock god

[regal garnet]

Find turtle god

Agin

[ripe owl]

,roll 100

[haughty inlet]

rokku_denashi

:game_die: You rolled 7

[regal garnet]

Baded

Based*

[ripe owl]

,roll 100

[haughty inlet]

rokku_denashi

:game_die: You rolled 29

[low agate]

That's a huge fail

Not a 1 though

[frosty drum]

,roll 69 Kermit the Frog appears

[haughty inlet]

skillerzthegamer

:game_die: You rolled 26

[low agate]

I saw that

[frosty drum]

Damnit

[regal garnet]

No you didn’t

[ripe owl]

https://tenor.com/view/dbz-discord-gif-24306382

[low agate]

@ripe owl magic upgrade rolls

[ripe owl]

,roll 20

[haughty inlet]

rokku_denashi

:game_die: You rolled 8

[regal garnet]

https://tenor.com/view/madness-combat-watch-yo-tone-mf-gif-25795097

[ripe owl]

,roll 20

[haughty inlet]

rokku_denashi

:game_die: You rolled 2

[ripe owl]

,roll 20

[haughty inlet]

rokku_denashi

:game_die: You rolled 19

[low agate]

Damn

[ripe owl]

,roll 20

,roll 20

[low agate]

Nice

[ripe owl]

,roll 20

[regal garnet]

Find turtle god

[haughty inlet]

rokku_denashi

:game_die: You rolled 15

[low agate]

Nice

[ripe owl]

,roll 20

[haughty inlet]

rokku_denashi

:game_die: You rolled 14

[low agate]

Nice

Ok lightning got downgraded

Ability unchanged

[ripe owl]

You already found him last time

[frosty drum]

@ripe owl Look for Living Dragons
In Japan

[low agate]

And the rest are good

[ripe owl]

U gotta unseal him

[ripe owl]

,roll 50

[haughty inlet]

rokku_denashi

:game_die: You rolled 16

[regal garnet]

Unseal turtle god

[ripe owl]

,roll 100

[haughty inlet]

rokku_denashi

:game_die: You rolled 76

[ripe owl]

Fail

[low agate]

@ripe owl offer some special rocks to rock god

[frosty drum]

@ripe owl Search for Fire God again

[regal garnet]

https://tenor.com/view/blazblue-roll-back-gif-24033506

[ripe owl]

,roll 20

[haughty inlet]

rokku_denashi

:game_die: You rolled 14

[ripe owl]

Rock god finds the rocks satisfactory

[regal garnet]

Unseal him again

[ripe owl]

,roll 100

[haughty inlet]

rokku_denashi

:game_die: You rolled 1

[ripe owl]

Huge failure

[low agate]

Holy shit

[regal garnet]

Pfff

[frosty drum]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/919290388999720970/1339930930004885634/0214-ezgif.com-video-to-gif-converter.gif

[low agate]

A critical

[ripe owl]

,roll 100

[haughty inlet]

rokku_denashi

:game_die: You rolled 48

[regal garnet]

You know what

[low agate]

What happens to skillerz

Bro rolled a 1/100

[frosty drum]

@ripe owl Invent Anime

[ripe owl]

Guys, no more attempts involving gods now (for now)

[regal garnet]

I’m skipping all steps and becoming a real furry

[ripe owl]

You are in iron age buddy

[regal garnet]

I hate my life

[low agate]

1k roll to bring in a new moon

[regal garnet]

Yk what

[low agate]

He invented pineapple pizza

[ripe owl]

,roll 1000

[haughty inlet]

rokku_denashi

:game_die: You rolled 916

[ripe owl]

....

...

[low agate]

PEAK

[regal garnet]

https://tenor.com/view/jjk-jujutsu-kaisen-hikari-kenji-hikari-kenji-dance-gif-12414238364320840024

[ripe owl]

....

[frosty drum]

The God of Rocks:

[low agate]

IM GAMBLING SO HARD RN

I AM HIM

[frosty drum]

@ripe owl Give me anime

[regal garnet]

https://tenor.com/view/jjk-hikari-gif-1408129775731152385

[ripe owl]

Your people and the Russians with combined efforts manage to bring a small celestial object about the size of pluto but smaller.

[regal garnet]

Let him invent anime, bro

[ripe owl]

,roll 20

[haughty inlet]

rokku_denashi

:game_die: You rolled 20

[low agate]

PERFECT ROCK GOD
BIG METEOR
NEW MOON

[ripe owl]

....

[frosty drum]

MASSIVE W

[regal garnet]

Make magic better

[ripe owl]

Anime is invented fukly

Fully

[regal garnet]

Welp

[ripe owl]

,roll 20

[haughty inlet]

rokku_denashi

:game_die: You rolled 14

[low agate]

This might be the peak session

[regal garnet]

Rah

[low agate]

@hollow garden

[ripe owl]

Your magic upgeades

[regal garnet]

Apgeades💀

[ripe owl]

Apgeades 💀

[low agate]

Bro typo'd a typo

[regal garnet]

https://tenor.com/view/roulette-game-gif-6892854051717800041

[regal garnet]

Yep

Can we throw a random rock into the ocean?

[low agate]

@ripe owl ask the Russians to join us

[regal garnet]

Just one

[ripe owl]

No roll needed

[frosty drum]

@ripe owl Invent Freddy Fazbears

[ripe owl]

,roll 40

[haughty inlet]

rokku_denashi

:game_die: You rolled 30

[low agate]

Holy peak

[ripe owl]

Russians Join you

[regal garnet]

Oh no, if he gets a 20

[low agate]

100 roll this

[ripe owl]

Keep it realistic a bit skillerz

Fine..

,roll 100

[haughty inlet]

rokku_denashi

:game_die: You rolled 33

[ripe owl]

Fails

[regal garnet]

@low agate were not cooked

I would like to invent a new matter Gagarin

Again*

100 role idc

[ripe owl]

,roll 200

[haughty inlet]

rokku_denashi

:game_die: You rolled 172

[ripe owl]

Oops

[regal garnet]

Wild

[low agate]

"Keep it realistic"
Mf I managed to unseal the rock god, summon a huge meteor, bring in a new orbital, and befriend Russia in a matter of months

[ripe owl]

Wrong number

,roll 100

[haughty inlet]

rokku_denashi

:game_die: You rolled 68

[regal garnet]

Damnit

[ripe owl]

Cuz its magic

[frosty drum]

@ripe owl Lets..... cough
Look for...
Cough cough
Living Dragons....

[regal garnet]

That’s what I’m saying

[ripe owl]

,roll 50

[haughty inlet]

rokku_denashi

:game_die: You rolled 29

[low agate]

Watch me roll on this and get it instantly

[regal garnet]

Oh no

[low agate]

@ripe owl I would like to search for dragons this time

[frosty drum]

No

[ripe owl]

,roll 50

[haughty inlet]

rokku_denashi

:game_die: You rolled 30

[ripe owl]

No

[low agate]

30

[regal garnet]

Close

[frosty drum]

@ripe owl let me reroll again

Pls

[regal garnet]

Nah let me expand in India gain

Up

[low agate]

@ripe owl how good are my magics

[ripe owl]

,roll 50

[haughty inlet]

rokku_denashi

:game_die: You rolled 25

[ripe owl]

,roll 20

[haughty inlet]

rokku_denashi

:game_die: You rolled 8

[ripe owl]

Stays the same

[regal garnet]

Man it

No

This

AHHHHH

[ripe owl]

What were ur magics again

[frosty drum]

@ripe owl Expand into China more

[ripe owl]

Ur plasmanis very weak, it sucks

Ur lightning is decent, u can make small bolts

[low agate]

Ability
Lightning
Water
Magma
Plasma

[regal garnet]

May I bring back the Tamil Kings in India?

[ripe owl]

Your water is slightly more better

[low agate]

I know my water is also pretty decent

[ripe owl]

,roll 20

[haughty inlet]

rokku_denashi

:game_die: You rolled 14

[regal garnet]

They uh were traders

Made a lot of spices

[ripe owl]

Ur gravity magic is 55rn

Expand into china success

[low agate]

Bro leaked my ability...

[frosty drum]

@ripe owl Try and create something over powered

[low agate]

1k roll

[ripe owl]

They already knew ot

[ripe owl]

,roll 1000

[haughty inlet]

rokku_denashi

:game_die: You rolled 405

[low agate]

I always called it my ability

Never actually called it gravity outside of dms

[regal garnet]

Expand in India again

[ripe owl]

https://tenor.com/view/omni-man-get-real-get-real-destruction-invincible-amazon-original-gif-21473300

[low agate]

@ripe owl I would like to do a 1k roll to delete France

[ripe owl]

,roll 1000

[haughty inlet]

rokku_denashi

:game_die: You rolled 395

[regal garnet]

@novel jay

[ripe owl]

Why do u guys hate Fr*nce

[low agate]

Actually

Have France make wine and croissants before they get deleted

[regal garnet]

Why did Bro censor France?

[frosty drum]

@ripe owl Relocate Brazil to Antartica through Supernatural means

[low agate]

@ripe owl

[regal garnet]

https://tenor.com/view/no-nick-cage-nicolas-cage-the-unbearable-weight-of-massive-talent-nope-gif-25135473

[ripe owl]

Uhh

[regal garnet]

Can I build a giant turtle statue in your country?

[ripe owl]

,roll 20

[haughty inlet]

rokku_denashi

:game_die: You rolled 20

[low agate]

So peak

[ripe owl]

Croissants invented

[low agate]

Actually so peak

[low agate]

I said wine too man

[ripe owl]

Tf is this luck bro

Alr wine too

[regal garnet]

Hakari havin ass

[low agate]

I'm hakari

[ripe owl]

Did bro drink a potion of luck

[frosty drum]

@ripe owl can I like Find fire god again
Ik you said no Gods but this dude

[low agate]

Domain Expansion: Private Pure Love Train

[regal garnet]

Yknow what

[low agate]

Didn't you roll a 1/100 on this before...

[regal garnet]

Make a new matter again

[ripe owl]

Only once

,roll 100

[haughty inlet]

rokku_denashi

:game_die: You rolled 70

[frosty drum]

Pls ...

Plss.....

[ripe owl]

Skillerz bad luck arc??

[low agate]

We needed like 87 to even find our gods

[frosty drum]

,roll 20 Drain Halos good luck

[regal garnet]

Make. A. New. Matter

[haughty inlet]

skillerzthegamer

:game_die: You rolled 10

[regal garnet]

Pfff

[regal garnet]

@ripe owl

[low agate]

@ripe owl I would like to expand into the rest of the Russian area

[ripe owl]

,roll 1000

[haughty inlet]

rokku_denashi

:game_die: You rolled 983

[ripe owl]

...

....

[regal garnet]

Cmon