🎲game-room

[vital latch]

,roll 20 @uneven totem With government hopefully situated we now need to focus on having more and better varied food! We're going to build artificial rivers throughout the city/island for both aesthetic and fishing for food purposes, then we will attempt to build farms of both animals (specifically sheep we need wool) and crops (potatoes and carrots are priority).

[haughty inlet]

c0smicpotato

:game_die: You rolled 18

[low agate]

@ripe owl meteor time

[ripe owl]

,roll 20

[haughty inlet]

rokku_denashi

:game_die: You rolled 20

[frosty drum]

OHHHHH

[ripe owl]

You invent so much pineapple pizzas

[regal garnet]

I make a new spice

[ripe owl]

Big roll or small

[low agate]

Small roll this time

[vital latch]

@uneven totem Has redstone been understood/invented yet?

[ripe owl]

You invent talking pineapple pizza species

,roll 20 @low agate

[haughty inlet]

rokku_denashi

:game_die: You rolled 9

[ripe owl]

Small meteor

[frosty drum]

Are they friendly

[low agate]

Small meteor

[low agate]

Investigate

[ripe owl]

Yes cause you invented them

[regal garnet]

.

[ripe owl]

Burned in the atmosphere

,roll 20 @regal garnet

[haughty inlet]

rokku_denashi

:game_die: You rolled 5

[heavy hornet]

@uneven totem map of like 2500x2500 of my area?

[ripe owl]

Doesn't work

[frosty drum]

https://tenor.com/view/detroit-detroit-become-human-video-game-title-gif-16682888

[regal garnet]

It taste like shit

[vital latch]

,roll 20 @uneven totem In order to protect our island from mobs we set up a island wide redstone system! We put redstone lamps all over the island and set a timer that turns them on during the night and off during the day.

[haughty inlet]

c0smicpotato

:game_die: You rolled 7

[vital latch]

💔

[ripe owl]

Any expansions or stuff before I update map

[regal garnet]

Me

[frosty drum]

@ripe owl Land in the Philippines

[regal garnet]

Down

[low agate]

Yeah

[ripe owl]

,roll 20

[haughty inlet]

rokku_denashi

:game_die: You rolled 19

[low agate]

More of Europe

[frosty drum]

YES

[ripe owl]

U expand tons into canada

That was for turtle

He said it first

[frosty drum]

Oh

[regal garnet]

https://tenor.com/view/xxiisoul-thanos-gif-23843096

[ripe owl]

,roll 20 @frosty drum

[haughty inlet]

rokku_denashi

:game_die: You rolled 3

[hollow garden]

Who is hosting

[low agate]

(I wanna get all of Europe)

[ripe owl]

Did not land

[uneven totem]

Here's a picture of essentially what things are like in the participating nations
In order: @vital latch @frosty drum @heavy hornet

[ripe owl]

,roll 20 @low agate

[haughty inlet]

rokku_denashi

:game_die: You rolled 13

[ripe owl]

Alr updating map

[low agate]

Massive W

I got my ability

[frosty drum]

https://tenor.com/view/oh-its-beautiful-gif-14598256

[low agate]

And lightning magic

[vital latch]

omega and rokku

[hollow garden]

How are we doing

@ripe owl can I join

[uneven totem]

You haven't done anything

[vital latch]

,roll 20 @uneven totem Map the island city and put maps all over the place each with a marker for where people are, this will hopefully help with navigation.

[haughty inlet]

c0smicpotato

:game_die: You rolled 1

[hollow garden]

I see

[vital latch]

COOKED

my luck is running out

[regal garnet]

They are currently updating the map

Give them a second

[hollow garden]

@uneven totem we will build a wheat and carrot farm

[hollow garden]

Alright

[vital latch]

wait

do I even have to roll for the minecraft mw

[uneven totem]

,roll 20

[heavy hornet]

Hold a census on what everyone in my nation is so depressed about

[haughty inlet]

omega110373

:game_die: You rolled 14

[vital latch]

[frosty drum]

@uneven totem Imma Begin tree farms
Reusable resources

[vital latch]

oh ok

[hollow garden]

We are so back

[uneven totem]

The revolt and slavery and living conditions

[frosty drum]

@heavy hornet Bro is In poverty

[low agate]

Almost all of Europe is taken so you're probably gonna have to get somewhere in Australia, Asia, Africa, or south America

[hollow garden]

I will be in Egypt

Actually

[vital latch]

,roll 20 @uneven totem After the probable fail of project map the island we attempt to build a park in the center of the island; it will have trees and ponds, as well as multiple bench like creations!

[haughty inlet]

c0smicpotato

:game_die: You rolled 9

[heavy hornet]

Slavery ended like how ever many years it’s been since last session

[hollow garden]

Is Vietnam taken

[hollow garden]

I will be there

[ripe owl]

Yes Klezna u can join

What color

[frosty drum]

I'm Japan
Very powerful

[ripe owl]

Give me the hex code

[hollow garden]

Yellow

[ripe owl]

Alr one sec adding Klezna

[hollow garden]

Yayay

[vital latch]

,roll 20 @uneven totem With the park ready I hope that will keep our citizens happyish for the time being. We focus back on the concept of productivity and try to make an automatic sugar cane farm, starting our industrialisation.

[haughty inlet]

c0smicpotato

:game_die: You rolled 5

[vital latch]

damn

no industrial minecraft yet

[frosty drum]

@uneven totem

@ripe owl Try Landing in the Philippines again

[hollow garden]

@uneven totem we will employ some of our people as lumberjacks and get wood from the nearby forests

[vital latch]

ok I'm going to take a break and write some stuff, be back soonish maybe

[uneven totem]

All the loyal villages are like post soviet russia

[hollow garden]

Deforestation yippe

[uneven totem]

ok

[hollow garden]

School stuff?

[ripe owl]

,roll 20 @frosty drum

[haughty inlet]

rokku_denashi

:game_die: You rolled 19

[ripe owl]

Huge success

[low agate]

Attempt to find rock god

[ripe owl]

Above 90 to work

,roll 100

[haughty inlet]

rokku_denashi

:game_die: You rolled 78

[low agate]

Close

[heavy hornet]

ok build more farms and build better infrastructure with my materials

[uneven totem]

Ok however you have fewer wood reserves than most other people

[hollow garden]

It's okay

[ripe owl]

@hollow garden ur added to the map now

[hollow garden]

W

[frosty drum]

@hollow garden Welcome to Japan- I mean asia

[low agate]

@ripe owl two separate rolls for both my magics
Ability first
Lightning second

[ripe owl]

,roll 20

[haughty inlet]

rokku_denashi

:game_die: You rolled 12

[hollow garden]

@ripe owl we will develop agriculture it is very essential indeed

[ripe owl]

Ability slightly upgraded

,roll 20

[haughty inlet]

rokku_denashi

:game_die: You rolled 2

[ripe owl]

Lightning downgraded

[hollow garden]

I will become the Asian hegemon

[ripe owl]

,roll 20

[haughty inlet]

rokku_denashi

:game_die: You rolled 10

[hollow garden]

You will retire soon old man

[ripe owl]

You develop decent agriculture

[regal garnet]

I’m back

[vital latch]

nah I'm going to work on the book I'm writing

[regal garnet]

Srry

[frosty drum]

@ripe owl Expand the Military

[ripe owl]

,roll 20

[haughty inlet]

rokku_denashi

:game_die: You rolled 8

[hollow garden]

@uneven totem do we have houses yet or do our people live in tents

[ripe owl]

Stays same

[regal garnet]

Anyway I build better swords

[ripe owl]

,roll 20

[haughty inlet]

rokku_denashi

:game_die: You rolled 15

[frosty drum]

Can I roll?

[hollow garden]

Ah nice

[uneven totem]

They live in whatever villages there are

[ripe owl]

You built great swords

[ripe owl]

Fine

[hollow garden]

@vital latch cosmic I need advice about writing

[frosty drum]

,roll 20

[haughty inlet]

skillerzthegamer

:game_die: You rolled 13

[frosty drum]

Yes

[vital latch]

ya?

[low agate]

@ripe owl try to expand into the rest of Europe

[hollow garden]

I want to release what I write but I feel too embarrassed by it

[ripe owl]

Ok ur military goes nicely

,roll 20 @low agate

[haughty inlet]

rokku_denashi

:game_die: You rolled 15

[ripe owl]

You conquered almost all of europe now

[hollow garden]

He is a military despotate

[regal garnet]

Was that role for me

Btw

[low agate]

Call down a new meteor (big roll meteor)

[uneven totem]

@frosty drum @heavy hornet @vital latch @hollow garden You guys should eventually discuss who gets what in other dimensions and underground like the Scramble for Africa

[ripe owl]

Klezna what is your next action?

[regal garnet]

This

[hollow garden]

@ripe owl what era are we in

[ripe owl]

No

[hollow garden]

Or is it not a specific one

[frosty drum]

@ripe owl how is my nation doing

[ripe owl]

Iron age

[regal garnet]

I build better weapons

[low agate]

@ripe owl

[vital latch]

start by releasing something simple; something that isn't too risky? if you're worried about being shunned for your writing being strange about topics you're embarresed about then you can write about something you wouldn't be embarresed about.

[ripe owl]

Good Resources, Economy, Army

[hollow garden]

I'm thinking of creating wood workshops

[ripe owl]

,roll 100

[haughty inlet]

rokku_denashi

:game_die: You rolled 46

[hollow garden]

To create furniture and the such

[low agate]

Did you let klezna get a magic

[ripe owl]

,roll 20

[haughty inlet]

rokku_denashi

:game_die: You rolled 11

[ripe owl]

Oh yeah Klezna dm me ur ability

Or magic

[vital latch]

,roll 20 @uneven totem Attempt to make a automatic sugar cane farm again!

[haughty inlet]

c0smicpotato

:game_die: You rolled 3

[vital latch]

lord save me

[regal garnet]

https://tenor.com/view/shadow-its-mid-its-peak-its-mid-mid-peak-gif-3373654658782271583

[ripe owl]

@hollow garden

[hollow garden]

WHAT

[vital latch]

I think that my population need to watch some youtube tutorials

[hollow garden]

I have this??

I'm truly blessed

[ripe owl]

Everyone can choose a magic or ability but cannot be too op

Dm me for it

[uneven totem]

Heres a map of every dimension and underground

[regal garnet]

Heyyy anyone wanna be allies

[low agate]

Give me one good reason

[hollow garden]

Ah I guess you are right

Anyways have fun cosmic with the book

[low agate]

Why does the end look like it repeats along some diagonals

[frosty drum]

We should scramble for Africa the nether

[regal garnet]

Bread… uh Im the strongest sea power and I have the best trade ig

[hollow garden]

,roll 20

[haughty inlet]

kleznamish

:game_die: You rolled 18

[ripe owl]

EVENT time!!

[low agate]

FINALLY

[regal garnet]

Oh no!

[frosty drum]

What biome is that

[hollow garden]

@ripe owl hehe!

[ripe owl]

@hollow garden wood magic is massively upgdaded

[regal garnet]

@low agate

[hollow garden]

Hmm

[ripe owl]

Upgraded

[uneven totem]

It's probably a biome algoryhtm

[low agate]

I want rocks
And magic

[uneven totem]

Lush caves and dripstone caves mid underground

[ripe owl]

,roll Nation, Disaster, Tribe Attack

[haughty inlet]

rokku_denashi

:game_die: Disaster

[hollow garden]

I think yes but it's too early for that

[regal garnet]

I have Icy rocks I bet you don’t have that

[ripe owl]

,roll tsunami, earthquake, tornado

[haughty inlet]

rokku_denashi

:game_die: earthquake

[low agate]

Icy rocks...

[ripe owl]

,roll 2-5 5-7 8-9

[regal garnet]

Mhm

[haughty inlet]

rokku_denashi

:game_die: You rolled 1

[hollow garden]

@uneven totem we will start iron smelting and creating Smithries

yes

[uneven totem]

,roll 20

[haughty inlet]

omega110373

:game_die: You rolled 18

[uneven totem]

N i c e

[hollow garden]

Real

[ripe owl]

,roll Klezna, Halo, Skillerz, Turtle

[haughty inlet]

rokku_denashi

:game_die: Turtle

[hollow garden]

Weak ahh earthquake

[regal garnet]

Hmm

[ripe owl]

Turtle u face a magnitude two earthquake

[frosty drum]

YES

[ripe owl]

I mean 1

[hollow garden]

@ripe owl we will massively harvest the nearby rainforests

[regal garnet]

https://tenor.com/view/homeless-nah-id-win-gif-11399565856913576326

[hollow garden]

And then sell them

[ripe owl]

,roll 20

[haughty inlet]

rokku_denashi

:game_die: You rolled 20

[hollow garden]

Yoo

[regal garnet]

And they are gone

[ripe owl]

You clear out all of the rainforests nearby

[hollow garden]

All??

[ripe owl]

And sell them for moneyy 🤑

[hollow garden]

Cooked

[regal garnet]

Where are u

[uneven totem]

R A N D O M D I S A S T E R T I M E

[hollow garden]

We need to expand more

To get more wood

[frosty drum]

@ripe owl Land in Southern China

[ripe owl]

Only nearby not the entore region

[ripe owl]

,roll 20

[low agate]

@ripe owl explore ancient ruins

[haughty inlet]

rokku_denashi

:game_die: You rolled 8

[ripe owl]

You did not oand

[hollow garden]

@ripe owl okay we will create more roads and develop our villages

[ripe owl]

Land

[regal garnet]

@ripe owl expand down

[frosty drum]

Can I roll frfr

[ripe owl]

,roll 20

[haughty inlet]

rokku_denashi

:game_die: You rolled 3

[low agate]

Damn

[ripe owl]

,roll 20

[haughty inlet]

rokku_denashi

:game_die: You rolled 20

[hollow garden]

It's okay I will destroy all the forests in earth

[low agate]

You roll in your map war

[heavy hornet]

it’s not me fr fr

[regal garnet]

Pfff

[hollow garden]

Ah nice

[ripe owl]

You expand down and take all of east coast america

[regal garnet]

Real

[hollow garden]

I'm in Indochina

[frosty drum]

NO

[low agate]

You can destroy all forests that aren't in my land

[hollow garden]

What about you turtle

[hollow garden]

Hm

[regal garnet]

Greenland, North America

[hollow garden]

Fair enough

[ripe owl]

I'll do another EVENT

,roll Hostile Nation, Tribe Attack, Disaster

[haughty inlet]

rokku_denashi

:game_die: Hostile Nation

[low agate]

I'm praying for a meteor in my land

[heavy hornet]

get used to it my nations been shitty since the war ended

[regal garnet]

Hmmm

[ripe owl]

,roll Asia, America, Europe, Africa

[haughty inlet]

rokku_denashi

:game_die: America

[frosty drum]

You are literally the Balkans

[low agate]

Damn

[ripe owl]

,roll big, small

[haughty inlet]

rokku_denashi

:game_die: big

[low agate]

Sucks for turtle

[regal garnet]

@ripe owl who has best military?

[ripe owl]

Alr map update EVERYONE

[ripe owl]

Skillerz

[frosty drum]

Yours truely

[regal garnet]

Expected

[low agate]

My magic is the best though

[heavy hornet]

At least the Balkans all the nations we’re fighting each other for me it’s just one group being asshats

[low agate]

Can I do ability rolls first

[regal garnet]

My economy is best

[hollow garden]

When are we coalitioning against him

[hollow garden]

What's your magic

Leak

[regal garnet]

You see that’s what I’m saying

[heavy hornet]

and I can’t fight them because I don’t want to inspire more people to rebel

[hollow garden]

Ikr

[low agate]

I picked up lightning magic but I'm not revealing main magic

[frosty drum]

If we ally we can rule the world Turtle

[uneven totem]

A random disaster in this wheel will occur

wait

[hollow garden]

It's fire magic isn't it

[regal garnet]

https://tenor.com/view/its-true-i-mean-its-true-our-flag-means-death-ofmd-not-a-lie-gif-25239916

[low agate]

No

[hollow garden]

What won

[regal garnet]

Do you want a lot of bread?

[hollow garden]

The good must always stand against tyranny turtle

Don't let him lure you with vain promises

[frosty drum]

Sure

[low agate]

My people do not want to fight others

[hollow garden]

Have you considered eating them

[hollow garden]

Hm

[regal garnet]

But @frosty drum has the best army and I have the Best navy (probably)

[hollow garden]

Who?

[low agate]

We want to study rocks, find rock god, and keep our land safe

[frosty drum]

HEROBRINE
ISNT REAL ISNT REAL ISNT REAL

[hollow garden]

Cooked

[heavy hornet]

assassination

Oh nvm

[hollow garden]

@uneven totem we will create colosseums and get animals to fight against duelists and if the duelist wins he will get a very generous reward money

[frosty drum]

No I have the best of both worlds

[regal garnet]

Nuh uh

[frosty drum]

What

[regal garnet]

I have the best trading empire and state of the art ships

Best economy frfr

[low agate]

I have the best magic

[hollow garden]

@ripe owl can I use my wood surplus to create ships

Kleznamia needs a powerful navy

[regal garnet]

Ok rock studier

[low agate]

Can I do my ability rolls now

[regal garnet]

I wanna kill those red people

Ngl

[ripe owl]

Pink Nation is Hostile and will attack you time to time @regal garnet

,roll 20 @low agate

[haughty inlet]

rokku_denashi

:game_die: You rolled 5

[ripe owl]

Ur first ability fails

[low agate]

Damn

[ripe owl]

,roll 20 @low agate

[haughty inlet]

rokku_denashi

:game_die: You rolled 11

[low agate]

Lightning upgrade

[ripe owl]

Slight upgrade

[low agate]

Call down a meteor real quick

[regal garnet]

I would like to do a emergency enlistment

[low agate]

Small roll meteor

[ripe owl]

,roll 20

[haughty inlet]

rokku_denashi

:game_die: You rolled 19

[ripe owl]

Big Meteor

[low agate]

Investigate

[regal garnet]

Factories at full speed

[ripe owl]

,roll 20

[haughty inlet]

rokku_denashi

:game_die: You rolled 15

[ripe owl]

You make a large army

[frosty drum]

@ripe owl TONIGHT WE STEAL THE MOOOON

[ripe owl]

,roll 20

[haughty inlet]

rokku_denashi

:game_die: You rolled 11

[low agate]

@ripe owl 1000 roll
Call the moon down to earth

[regal garnet]

@ripe owl find the best minerals our mines have

[ripe owl]

You find basic minerals like iron and you found obsidian

[regal garnet]

https://tenor.com/view/we-are-so-cooked-gif-11199807318849761981

[ripe owl]

,roll 100 950 above to work

[haughty inlet]

rokku_denashi

:game_die: You rolled 1

[ripe owl]

,roll 1000

[haughty inlet]

rokku_denashi

:game_die: You rolled 97

[hollow garden]

M-my boats 🥺

[hollow garden]

Cooked

[ripe owl]

No moon

,roll 20

[haughty inlet]

rokku_denashi

:game_die: You rolled 11

[frosty drum]

We blew up the moon

[ripe owl]

Klez you made ships

[hollow garden]

I restored it using moon restoration magic

[frosty drum]

@ripe owl Practice our Magic

[regal garnet]

I make a new ship design (if it’s bad we sell it)

[ripe owl]

,roll 20

[haughty inlet]

rokku_denashi

:game_die: You rolled 9

[low agate]

I have an idea

[hollow garden]

Yippe!

[regal garnet]

Iron

[ripe owl]

,roll 20

[haughty inlet]

rokku_denashi

:game_die: You rolled 12

[low agate]

@ripe owl is a 1k roll fails on a 1, it should cause a cataclysmic fail

[ripe owl]

Its decent

[regal garnet]

I don’t know. Would that technically be better?

[ripe owl]

,roll 1000

[haughty inlet]

rokku_denashi

:game_die: You rolled 493

[ripe owl]

Maybee...

[regal garnet]

Test

[ripe owl]

,roll 20

[haughty inlet]

rokku_denashi

:game_die: You rolled 1

[regal garnet]

Well

[ripe owl]

Test goes horrible

[frosty drum]

@ripe owl

[uneven totem]

@vital latch A terrorist used sculk to summon a warden in your nation

[regal garnet]

Looks like it’s ass

[ripe owl]

,roll 20

[haughty inlet]

rokku_denashi

:game_die: You rolled 3

[ripe owl]

Magic downgrades a little

[frosty drum]

Imma roll @ripe owl

[low agate]

@ripe owl I want to get the rest of mainland Europe

[ripe owl]

,roll 20

[frosty drum]

,roll 20

[haughty inlet]

skillerzthegamer

:game_die: You rolled 10

rokku_denashi

:game_die: You rolled 5

[ripe owl]

You lose land to natives

[regal garnet]

If anyone has really good materials I can offer something… special

[frosty drum]

@ripe owl

[low agate]

What natives

[ripe owl]

Upgrades slightly

[ripe owl]

Russian Natives

[low agate]

I offer them any form of alcohol we got

[ripe owl]

@regal garnet Pink Nation has begun attacking!

[regal garnet]

Line up forces

We called the emergency draft for this

[ripe owl]

,roll 20

[haughty inlet]

rokku_denashi

:game_die: You rolled 18

[compact talon]

Hello chat

[vital latch]

,roll 20 @uneven totemget someone to run in circles around it while people set up a box around the warden, once the box is completed help the person running around up then fill the box with water and close a roof. Drown mfer

[haughty inlet]

c0smicpotato

:game_die: You rolled 9

[regal garnet]

Bad or good?

[compact talon]

What going on here

[low agate]

@ripe owl offer the Russian natives some alcohol

[ripe owl]

Forces well lined up, they defend great

Do you want to attack or defend

[regal garnet]

Currently killing Indians, I mean the pink nation

[ripe owl]

,roll 20

[haughty inlet]

rokku_denashi

:game_die: You rolled 13

[ripe owl]

Some natives take the alcohol

[ripe owl]

Attack or stay?

[regal garnet]

I’ll attack

[ripe owl]

,roll 20

[haughty inlet]

rokku_denashi

:game_die: You rolled 11

[ripe owl]

You manage to push only a little bit into their line

[regal garnet]

https://tenor.com/view/one-piece-cry-one-piece-mid-mid-piece-one-mid-gif-3938984731501782050

[frosty drum]

@ripe owl Land in Southern China

[ripe owl]

,roll 20

[haughty inlet]

rokku_denashi

:game_die: You rolled 15

[ripe owl]

You landed

[regal garnet]

I would like to build better swords

Hopefully this works

[low agate]

@ripe owl I would like to big roll a meteor

[ripe owl]

You already have sharp good swords

,roll 100

[haughty inlet]

rokku_denashi

:game_die: You rolled 62

[ripe owl]

fail

[regal garnet]

Hmm

[low agate]

I would now like to search for more magic

[hollow garden]

@ripe owl expand

[frosty drum]

@ripe owl how trained are our soldiers

[ripe owl]

,roll 20

[haughty inlet]

rokku_denashi

:game_die: You rolled 15

[ripe owl]

Klez you expanded decently

[low agate]

@ripe owl I would like to search for more magic

[vital latch]

Fuck it

[hollow garden]

Not bada

[ripe owl]

You have a lot of soldiers but poorly trained

[ripe owl]

,roll 20

[haughty inlet]

rokku_denashi

:game_die: You rolled 10

[hollow garden]

what happened

[frosty drum]

Train them @ripe owl

[ripe owl]

You found traces of plasma magic but not well enough to use ot

[low agate]

Plasma...

[vital latch]

actually ig it'd be this week now

[ripe owl]

,roll 20

[haughty inlet]

rokku_denashi

:game_die: You rolled 16

[regal garnet]

@frosty drum DMs

[ripe owl]

You trained a large chunk of ur army

[low agate]

@ripe owl put some effort into finding more plasma magic

[regal garnet]

I would like to skirmish the enemy again

[ripe owl]

,roll 20

[haughty inlet]

rokku_denashi

:game_die: You rolled 5

[low agate]

Damnit

[ripe owl]

Your trace of plasma magic reverses

And your people forgot

[ripe owl]

,roll 20

[haughty inlet]

rokku_denashi

:game_die: You rolled 13

[low agate]

It wasn't even below 5 what

[ripe owl]

You manage to push a bit into the South

[ripe owl]

You can try again later

[low agate]

Upgrade rolls for my current magics

[ripe owl]

,roll 20

[haughty inlet]

rokku_denashi

:game_die: You rolled 11

[ripe owl]

,roll 20

[haughty inlet]

rokku_denashi

:game_die: You rolled 6

[ripe owl]

Lightning stays same

[regal garnet]

Upgrade magic

[low agate]

Is my ability magic at 55 or 60

[ripe owl]

And ur first is upgraded a bt

55

[ripe owl]

,roll 20

[haughty inlet]

rokku_denashi

:game_die: You rolled 2

[ripe owl]

Magic downgrades

[low agate]

How good is my lightning (how much can I make lightning)

[regal garnet]

Welp

[ripe owl]

Brief sparks of lightning

[vital latch]

I don't actually care what ppl vote I'm doing it , although it'll be slightly less shitpost then last time

[low agate]

I would like to small roll meteor

[ripe owl]

,roll 20

[haughty inlet]

rokku_denashi

:game_die: You rolled 8

[ripe owl]

You found a small one

[low agate]

Investigate

[regal garnet]

Send forces to pink, full push

[ripe owl]

Burns in the atmosphere

[frosty drum]

@hollow garden what do you think of my empire

[ripe owl]

,roll 20

[haughty inlet]

rokku_denashi

:game_die: You rolled 17

[ripe owl]

Massive push

[regal garnet]

W

[ripe owl]

They are forced to the west

[regal garnet]

Get these pink people out here

Trying to take my oil

[ripe owl]

Alr map upd time

[low agate]

W

[frosty drum]

@uneven totem how is Volkaran

[low agate]

I'm gonna keep going for new magic when this update is done

[vital latch]

,roll 20 @uneven totem With the warden dead we have had that awakening call that we need to be ready for people to jump us! Create armour and weapons

[haughty inlet]

c0smicpotato

:game_die: You rolled 20

[regal garnet]

I’m gonna build a better economy and the idk

[vital latch]

(Mainly bows, iron swords, iron armour, and whatever diamond gear we can)

[regal garnet]

Take Mexico

[frosty drum]

@low agate I killed a rock
And I'll do it again

[low agate]

Give me one good reason not to call down a meteor on your entire nation

[low agate]

@ripe owl I would like to search for more magic

[ripe owl]

,roll 20

[haughty inlet]

rokku_denashi

:game_die: You rolled 12

[ripe owl]

You found Water magic

[regal garnet]

I would like to sell a product

Idk bread

[ripe owl]

No roll needed

[low agate]

I'll upgrade along with my others when I can

[frosty drum]

@hollow garden kleznam
We are bordering

[regal garnet]

Money money

[ripe owl]

U get money yes

[low agate]

@ripe owl I would like to get the remaining area of northern Europe

[hollow garden]

Retreat at once you imperialist

[ripe owl]

,roll 20 @low agate

[haughty inlet]

rokku_denashi

:game_die: You rolled 10

[ripe owl]

You expanded only a little to north europe

[frosty drum]

https://tenor.com/view/anakin-obiwan-star-wars-serious-peace-gif-12342310

[regal garnet]

I would like to skirmish the pink

[ripe owl]

,roll 20

[haughty inlet]

rokku_denashi

:game_die: You rolled 18

[ripe owl]

You win

[hollow garden]

Who is the green guy

[ripe owl]

Pink is fully gone

[ripe owl]

Turtle

[hollow garden]

@regal garnet turtle

[regal garnet]

Me

[regal garnet]

Turtle

[hollow garden]

Do you want to sign a defensive pact

[frosty drum]

@ripe owl Try to connect the South and north China together

[hollow garden]

@ripe owl I will expand my army

[ripe owl]

,roll 20

[haughty inlet]

rokku_denashi

:game_die: You rolled 13

[low agate]

@ripe owl 1k roll
Attempt to bring in a moon to orbit the planet

[hollow garden]

You will regret this

[ripe owl]

You connected them but no coast

[ripe owl]

,roll 20

[haughty inlet]

rokku_denashi

:game_die: You rolled 10

[ripe owl]

Instead of an army you managed to make a militia

[frosty drum]

@ripe owl Practice our Magic frfr

[ripe owl]

,roll 1000

[haughty inlet]

rokku_denashi

:game_die: You rolled 68

[ripe owl]

Fail

,roll 20 @frosty drum

[haughty inlet]

rokku_denashi

:game_die: You rolled 7

[frosty drum]

?????

[regal garnet]

Improve economy

[frosty drum]

Oh

[ripe owl]

Stays the same

[low agate]

Ok I'm gonna practice all three of my magics rn

[frosty drum]

Can i roll?

[ripe owl]

,roll 20

[haughty inlet]

rokku_denashi

:game_die: You rolled 14

[low agate]

In order of acquisition

[ripe owl]

,roll 20

[haughty inlet]

rokku_denashi

:game_die: You rolled 18

[ripe owl]

,roll 20

[haughty inlet]

rokku_denashi

:game_die: You rolled 10

[low agate]

Massive

[ripe owl]

All upgraded

[low agate]

How good is the lightning rn

[ripe owl]

N-no...

[ripe owl]

You can make small volts

[frosty drum]

https://tenor.com/view/emperor-gif-18336789254182423315

[low agate]

Summon a meteor small roll

[ripe owl]

,roll 20

[haughty inlet]

rokku_denashi

:game_die: You rolled 8

[ripe owl]

Burns on atmosphere

[low agate]

Of course

What's my population

[ripe owl]

@hollow garden anything you would like to do?

[regal garnet]

Cross the sea to Africa (south)

[ripe owl]

Around 300k ppl

[frosty drum]

@ripe owl Imma send a random person to Vietnam to do whatever they want

[hollow garden]

Yes

[ripe owl]

,roll 20

[haughty inlet]

rokku_denashi

:game_die: You rolled 6

[ripe owl]

Does not worm

Work

[ripe owl]

,roll 20

[haughty inlet]

rokku_denashi

:game_die: You rolled 3

[regal garnet]

Maaqnnn

[hollow garden]

Create a massive wooden wall at our eastern border

[ripe owl]

They get arrested

[low agate]

Get my people to become physically stronger

[frosty drum]

For what

[ripe owl]

,roll 20

[haughty inlet]

rokku_denashi

:game_die: You rolled 2

[low agate]

Damnit

Too lazy to workout

[ripe owl]

,roll 20

[haughty inlet]

rokku_denashi

:game_die: You rolled 19

[regal garnet]

Go down towards Mexico

[frosty drum]

Racism
We have not done any warcrimes

[ripe owl]

Massive wall success

[ripe owl]

,roll 20

[haughty inlet]

rokku_denashi

:game_die: You rolled 11

[ripe owl]

Little gains

EVENT TIME

[low agate]

@ripe owl expand into the rest of north Europe

[regal garnet]

I swear if it’s in America again

[ripe owl]

,roll disaster, natural disaster, hostile nation

[haughty inlet]

rokku_denashi

:game_die: disaster

[low agate]

Meteor?

[regal garnet]

Bro is way too obsessed with rocks

[ripe owl]

,roll skeleton attack, meteor

[haughty inlet]

rokku_denashi

:game_die: skeleton attack

[low agate]

Hell yes

[ripe owl]

,roll Halo, Klezna, Skillerz, Turtle

[haughty inlet]

rokku_denashi

:game_die: Turtle

[bold glade]

,roll cheese, baguette

[haughty inlet]

varticity

:game_die: cheese

[regal garnet]

Why

[low agate]

Turtle is getting bullied by these events

[ripe owl]

,roll america, greenland, canada

[haughty inlet]

rokku_denashi

:game_die: america

[regal garnet]

It’s cause I’m green isn’t it

[bold glade]

,roll Rokku, Belemin, rayT

[haughty inlet]

varticity

:game_die: Belemin

[regal garnet]

Dawg

[ripe owl]

,roll east, west

[haughty inlet]

rokku_denashi

:game_die: west

[gilded harbor]

,roll game room fell off, it could get worse, it was never good, it's still good, it's better

[haughty inlet]

third_tree

:game_die: it's still good

[bold glade]

,roll game room fell off, it could get worse, it was never good, it's still good, it's better

[haughty inlet]

varticity

:game_die: it was never good

[ripe owl]

,roll big damage, small damage

[haughty inlet]

rokku_denashi

:game_die: small damage

[regal garnet]

Who drop my exact coordinates?

[frosty drum]

It's better

[ripe owl]

Alr you suffer only a little territory loss on the west

[regal garnet]

I would like to build a giant casino

[frosty drum]

@ripe owl Imma practice my magic again

[ripe owl]

,roll 20

[haughty inlet]

rokku_denashi

:game_die: You rolled 20

[ripe owl]

...

....

.....

[regal garnet]

Pffff

[frosty drum]

HOLY

YES

[low agate]

@ripe owl I would like to big roll a meteor

[ripe owl]

Your magic is way more powerful and almost perfect

[regal garnet]

Dude is him

[ripe owl]

,roll 100

[haughty inlet]

rokku_denashi

:game_die: You rolled 13

[ripe owl]

Nope

[frosty drum]

@hollow garden

[regal garnet]

Can I build that giant casino now

[low agate]

Hasn't my magic gotten a 20 before and only upgraded 15

[ripe owl]

true

[low agate]

Why's his "almost perfect"

Rigged

[ripe owl]

@frosty drum your magic is 15 times stronger

[regal garnet]

[frosty drum]

Still powerful AF

[regal garnet]

I wanna build giant casino

I wanna build win star

[low agate]

My magic only got 15 added wtf is this rigged

[ripe owl]

Cant its iron age

[regal garnet]

(Biggest casino in the world)

[regal garnet]

Gamble rocks

[steep merlin]

Cats can run 3 mph faster than Usain Bolt.

[regal garnet]

Anyway

[low agate]

Didn't skillerz make pineapple pizza

[ripe owl]

Your magics are way different thats why

[bold glade]

,roll Skillerz, Rokku, Eyequ

[haughty inlet]

varticity

:game_die: Rokku

[regal garnet]

Let me build a ginormous city again

[ripe owl]

Plus u have three magics

[regal garnet]

Metropolis

[low agate]

Fair...

[regal garnet]

Megapolis

[low agate]

@ripe owl try to find a fourth

[regal garnet]

New York City

[ripe owl]

,roll 20

[haughty inlet]

rokku_denashi

:game_die: You rolled 20

[ripe owl]

[regal garnet]

YEAHHH

[bold glade]

,roll metropolis, megapolis

[haughty inlet]

varticity

:game_die: megapolis

[ripe owl]

You build a giant city in east coast

[bold glade]

[low agate]

I like this emoji

[bold glade]

[frosty drum]

@regal garnet Dms

[ripe owl]

ALR MAP update

[bold glade]

[bold glade]

Skillerz smiling

[steep merlin]

One of Michael Vick's former fighting dogs, Leo, went on to be a therapy dog who comforted dying children.

Felicette was the first feline to make a trip to space. She luckily survive the mission and was nicknamed 'Astrocat'.

[regal garnet]

I would like to take more of Mexico

[low agate]

Map update, we're paused

[regal garnet]

Didn’t see

[frosty drum]

@hollow garden why did you build a wall 😭

[regal garnet]

Oh no

[novel jay]

,roll 20 delete France

[haughty inlet]

petergriffin9675

:game_die: You rolled 15

[frosty drum]

That's very mean 😡

[heavy hornet]

I am back

[novel jay]

@ripe owl it works frfr

[low agate]

Delete France should be a 1k roll

[regal garnet]

A lot has happened

[frosty drum]

It should be a 1 roll

[regal garnet]

For yours

[frosty drum]

,roll 1

[haughty inlet]

skillerzthegamer

:game_die: You rolled 1

[novel jay]

,roll 1000 delete France

[haughty inlet]

petergriffin9675

:game_die: You rolled 185

[novel jay]

,roll 100 delete France

[haughty inlet]

petergriffin9675

:game_die: You rolled 98

[heavy hornet]

at least my people are still only really depressed right

[low agate]

Lemme try to find another magic

[ripe owl]

,roll 20

[haughty inlet]

rokku_denashi

:game_die: You rolled 9

[novel jay]

@ripe owl France is GONE

[low agate]

Damn

Aight

[ripe owl]

You found more water magoc

[low agate]

Upgrade all my magics

[ripe owl]

Peter..

No

,roll 20

[haughty inlet]

rokku_denashi

:game_die: You rolled 2

[ripe owl]

,roll 20

[haughty inlet]

rokku_denashi

:game_die: You rolled 10

[low agate]

DAMNIT

[ripe owl]

,roll 20

[haughty inlet]

rokku_denashi

:game_die: You rolled 11

[novel jay]

It will become a sea

[regal garnet]

Let me go back to Africa pls

At least try

[ripe owl]

Slight upgrades with first downgrading

[low agate]

@ripe owl 1k roll, delete France

[ripe owl]

50>40

[low agate]

WTF

[heavy hornet]

@uneven totem how goes the everything

[low agate]

I WAS AT 60

[ripe owl]

,roll 20

[haughty inlet]

rokku_denashi

:game_die: You rolled 4

[regal garnet]

Bruh

[ripe owl]

Oh

60>55

[low agate]

1k roll to delete france

[ripe owl]

,roll 1000

[haughty inlet]

rokku_denashi

:game_die: You rolled 87

[low agate]

Fails

Big roll meteor

[ripe owl]

@hollow garden SURPRISE SKILLERZ ATTACKS YOUR WOODEN WALL WITH FIRE

,roll 20

[haughty inlet]

rokku_denashi

:game_die: You rolled 10

[regal garnet]

I did smth

Bad

[ripe owl]

Wooden wall is down

[ripe owl]

,roll 100

[haughty inlet]

rokku_denashi

:game_die: You rolled 33

[regal garnet]

I would like to build defenses along my coast

[frosty drum]

https://tenor.com/view/fire-nation-fire-avatar-the-last-airbender-gif-14967018

[low agate]

@ripe owl attempt to find rock god

[ripe owl]

,roll 100

[haughty inlet]

rokku_denashi

:game_die: You rolled 58

[regal garnet]

Give him the rock god

[ripe owl]

Failed

[frosty drum]

@ripe owl How devastating was the attack

[low agate]

My people don't intend to fight

[regal garnet]

I would like to put defenses along my coast

[low agate]

We want to change the world

[ripe owl]

By the way Turtle and Skillerz are competing for military domninance

Soo..

[frosty drum]

Aren't we allies

[ripe owl]

Did you guys ally?

[frosty drum]

Yes

[ripe owl]

Oh

Mb

[frosty drum]

@ripe owl How Much damage did we cause

[low agate]

@ripe owl I'd like to explore archaeological sites

[ripe owl]

To what

,roll 20 @low agate

[haughty inlet]

rokku_denashi

:game_die: You rolled 4

[frosty drum]

The wall and surrounding lands

[ripe owl]

You found none

[regal garnet]

Let me find rock god

Let me see

My pick

[ripe owl]

The entire wall is burned down with trees lighting on fire

,roll 100 @regal garnet

[haughty inlet]

rokku_denashi

:game_die: You rolled 70

[heavy hornet]

Did the Minecraft session end

[frosty drum]

Burn more trees down

[regal garnet]

Pfff

[frosty drum]

Idk

[low agate]

@ripe owl try to befriend the Russian natives with alcohol

[ripe owl]

This will cause you to be at partial war with Klez

,roll 20 @frosty drum

[haughty inlet]

rokku_denashi

:game_die: You rolled 18

[ripe owl]

You burned a lot of trees causing a forest fire near Klez

[ripe owl]

,roll 20

[haughty inlet]

rokku_denashi

:game_die: You rolled 15

[regal garnet]

May I go back to Africa

I just wanna go there

[frosty drum]

Vietnam Desert after this

[ripe owl]

A lot of Russian Natives join your side giving you more land

,roll 20 @frosty drum

[haughty inlet]

rokku_denashi

:game_die: You rolled 2

[low agate]

Have them teach my people how to be strong

[ripe owl]

,roll 20

[haughty inlet]

rokku_denashi

:game_die: You rolled 1

[frosty drum]

?

[low agate]

Physically strong

[regal garnet]

Jus why

[ripe owl]

,roll 20

[haughty inlet]

rokku_denashi

:game_die: You rolled 20

[low agate]

YES

[regal garnet]

Just why

[ripe owl]

[low agate]

THE RUSSIAN CHADS

HELL YEAH

WE LOVE RUSSIA

[ripe owl]

The Russians give your people a massive strength boost

[low agate]

Vodka buddies

[regal garnet]

Let me go to India

[ripe owl]

@regal garnet You can try again

[frosty drum]

@ripe owl We gotta Blockade the Vietnamese with some of our ships

[low agate]

Are my people close to being gigachads

[ripe owl]

,roll 20

[haughty inlet]

rokku_denashi

:game_die: You rolled 5

[frosty drum]

@ripe owl let me roll fr

[ripe owl]

Your ships fail to work for now..

[ripe owl]

This would be unfair to Klez

[frosty drum]

Alright

[regal garnet]

Let me go to India

[ripe owl]

@hollow garden

Wake up

[low agate]

@ripe owl yes or no?

[ripe owl]

Skillerz is warring you

[ripe owl]

Yes

[low agate]

W

Massive W

[ripe owl]

,roll 20

[haughty inlet]

rokku_denashi

:game_die: You rolled 17

[regal garnet]

Finally

[ripe owl]

You land in south India

[low agate]

@ripe owl try to discover new magic

[frosty drum]

@ripe owl Begin landing on Indonesian Islands

[ripe owl]

,roll 20

[haughty inlet]

rokku_denashi

:game_die: You rolled 2

[low agate]

No magic

We got no new magic

[ripe owl]

,roll 20

[haughty inlet]

rokku_denashi

:game_die: You rolled 17

[ripe owl]

You landed

[frosty drum]

YAY

[low agate]

@ripe owl small roll meteor

[ripe owl]

,roll 20

[haughty inlet]

rokku_denashi

:game_die: You rolled 9

[low agate]

Burned on atmosphere I take it

[regal garnet]

Expand up in India

[ripe owl]

[frosty drum]

@ripe owl what's the military comparison between me and Kleznam

[ripe owl]

,roll 20

[haughty inlet]

rokku_denashi

:game_die: You rolled 8

[ripe owl]

Stays the same

[low agate]

@ripe owl 1k roll bring something into the planet's orbit (something smaller than the moon)

[ripe owl]

Klezna only has a militia you have a big army

[regal garnet]

sigh

[ripe owl]

,roll 1000

[haughty inlet]

rokku_denashi

:game_die: You rolled 383

[regal garnet]

I wanna find the turtle god

[frosty drum]

What magic does he have

[ripe owl]

Wood creation

[regal garnet]

I would like to find the turtle God

Now

[ripe owl]

,roll 100

[haughty inlet]

rokku_denashi

:game_die: You rolled 56

[frosty drum]

https://tenor.com/view/avatar-dance-fire-fire-nation-fire-bending-gif-15706991

[low agate]

@ripe owl rock god roll

[regal garnet]

sigh

[ripe owl]

,roll 100

[haughty inlet]

rokku_denashi

:game_die: You rolled 91

[ripe owl]

...

...

You found the sealed rock god

[regal garnet]

He-he-he found Him

[low agate]

Holy hell yes

[ripe owl]

Deep in a cave

[frosty drum]

@low agate wanna trade?

[regal garnet]

We’re cooked

[low agate]

Magic rolls

[low agate]

What do you have for me

[ripe owl]

,roll 20

[haughty inlet]

rokku_denashi

:game_die: You rolled 5

[regal garnet]

Let me find the turtle god again

[ripe owl]

,roll 20

[haughty inlet]

rokku_denashi

:game_die: You rolled 7

[ripe owl]

,roll 20

[haughty inlet]

rokku_denashi

:game_die: You rolled 19

[frosty drum]

Weapons

[low agate]

Water magic boost is huge

[ripe owl]

,roll 100

[haughty inlet]

rokku_denashi

:game_die: You rolled 86

[ripe owl]

Very close

[low agate]

We have 3 types of magic, we don't need weapons

[regal garnet]

You know what

[low agate]

My people are basically best friends with the Russians too

[regal garnet]

Infuse magic with our weapons

[ripe owl]

,roll 20

[haughty inlet]

rokku_denashi

:game_die: You rolled 8

[frosty drum]

What type of magic

[ripe owl]

You manage to do it on some weapons

[low agate]

My ability
Lightning
Water

@ripe owl how good is my water magic now

[ripe owl]

Event time guys

[regal garnet]

If it comes back at me, I’m crashing out

[ripe owl]

You can make little balls of water rn and splash them

[regal garnet]

I swear on everything

[low agate]

Good synergy with the lightning

[ripe owl]

Event time

[frosty drum]

Ok

[ripe owl]

,roll good event, bad event

[haughty inlet]

rokku_denashi

:game_die: bad event

[regal garnet]

If it comes at me, I’m killing 13 rocks

[ripe owl]

,roll natural disaster, hostile nation, skeleton attack

[haughty inlet]

rokku_denashi

:game_die: skeleton attack

[ripe owl]

,roll turtle, skillerz, halo

[haughty inlet]

rokku_denashi

:game_die: halo

[low agate]

Me fr

[regal garnet]

Carzy

[ripe owl]

,roll huge damage, small damage

[haughty inlet]

rokku_denashi

:game_die: small damage

[low agate]

Have my people use our ability magic to force the skeletons into the ground

[ripe owl]

,roll east, west

[haughty inlet]

rokku_denashi

:game_die: east

[regal garnet]

Let me find the turtle god

[ripe owl]

,roll 20

[haughty inlet]

rokku_denashi

:game_die: You rolled 11

[regal garnet]

https://tenor.com/view/huh-huh-emote-twitch-emote-7tv-twitch-7tv-gif-18228911432715801849

[low agate]

The Russians can handle this

[ripe owl]

Success

[ripe owl]

,roll 100

[haughty inlet]

rokku_denashi

:game_die: You rolled 30

[low agate]

The skeletons are back where they belong

[frosty drum]

@ripe owl Imma try and Find Dragons

[regal garnet]

Fuck

[ripe owl]

,roll 50 (above 40)

[haughty inlet]

rokku_denashi

:game_die: You rolled 17