🎲game-room

[hollow garden]

We will be racist elves

[frosty drum]

Ok

@hollow garden color and name?

@undone spire you have a neighbor

@low agate also Where will you begin?

[low agate]

Where should I

[frosty drum]

Anywhere not taken

[low agate]

I'll give color in hex code

0A2D4B

[frosty drum]

Ok

@hollow garden Klez?
Color?
And name?

@low agate name of Nation?

[undone spire]

Who?

[frosty drum]

@hollow garden

[low agate]

Lemme check my server roles for a name idea

Imma adjust this a bit, lemme ask the ai in my server

[undone spire]

Based and stereotypical

[frosty drum]

Is that the name?

[low agate]

Not yet

[frosty drum]

Current state of the mw btw
More can join

[low agate]

Yes, it's the worldbox cybercore robot

[frosty drum]

@low agate @undone spire still here?@hollow garden @upper acorn

[upper acorn]

kinda

[frosty drum]

@upper acorn @upper acorn

[upper acorn]

yayay

[upper acorn]

also it doesnt have to be a nation i js wanted an island named after me lawl

[frosty drum]

For now it's your nation name

[upper acorn]

ok

[undone spire]

Yes

[wispy reef]

Cough

[frosty drum]

@wispy reef welcome
Circle where
If you can't send images
Send in dms

Also color and name

[wispy reef]

Can I be an ocean

[frosty drum]

No...

[wispy reef]

:c

[frosty drum]

@wispy reef actually hold on

Maybe

[wispy reef]

C:

[frosty drum]

What about an Underwater species

[wispy reef]

Yesa

[frosty drum]

Circle it's area in dms

[wispy reef]

Kk

[light axle]

can i be at the east cost at the bottom left continent

[frosty drum]

Circle the area

[light axle]

ok

[ripe owl]

Add me as the Koenma Realm

[light axle]

hold on

[sturdy arch]

Aceilonian empire give me where ever @frosty drum

[ripe owl]

This part for me

[frosty drum]

Color and name?

[low agate]

@frosty drum can I start weaponizing rocks

I wanna give people concussions

[frosty drum]

Not yet (it's Fantasy)

[sturdy arch]

E

[ripe owl]

Same color as my helper role and the name is Koenma Realm

[low agate]

Fantasy just means we have extra stuff, doesn't mean I can't throw rocks at people

[frosty drum]

What's the color code for that color

[sturdy arch]

E

[low agate]

Lemme get it real quick

[frosty drum]

Hold on I gotta add these people first

[sturdy arch]

Add me 🙂

[ripe owl]

FFD6D1

[frosty drum]

I will what color

[low agate]

FDC5B6

[frosty drum]

What color?

[light axle]

i want any color of red

[frosty drum]

@light axle and name

[light axle]

the great pineapple owl empire

[sturdy arch]

Grey

[frosty drum]

Wait hold on

[frosty drum]

@ripe owl might split the land

[light axle]

ok fine

[undone spire]

What are the rules?

[low agate]

The rules are to throw rocks at people

[wispy reef]

Donepook

[ripe owl]

@frosty drum

Oops

Wrong img

[frosty drum]

Don't be OP
Don't argue
And Give the host a bit of breathing room

[undone spire]

Ah, so my childhood then?

[frosty drum]

Alr

[sturdy arch]

@frosty drum grey

[ripe owl]

Make me that area

[light axle]

top area is mine and that small island

[wispy reef]

Check DMs

[ripe owl]

FFD6D1 and the Name is Koenma Realm

[sturdy arch]

Grey south of that eastern island

[frosty drum]

K

[ripe owl]

Did you see above the area I highlighted

[frosty drum]

Yes hold on

[sturdy arch]

Bro is getting over Whelmed lol💀

[frosty drum]

@sturdy arch show me location in dms along with color and name

@ripe owl send the name
Just the name

[ripe owl]

Koenma Realm

[frosty drum]

@light axle name?

[ripe owl]

Wait

Wait make it Sparkle Realm

@frosty drum

Sorry abt that

[sturdy arch]

K

[light axle]

the great pineapple empire

[frosty drum]

Currently what i have

[frosty drum]

K

[ripe owl]

@frosty drum sorry I changed the name last minute 💀

[sturdy arch]

Vro

[frosty drum]

Too late

[frosty drum]

You can change it latrr

[ripe owl]

Oh well

????

[light axle]

what nation are you

[undone spire]

Lordaeron

[ripe owl]

Lol my land is the smallest lmao

[wispy reef]

Crazy

[ripe owl]

@small cove what is this btw?

[frosty drum]

@undone spire @light axle @ripe owl @sturdy arch @wispy reef @light axle @low agate

@upper acorn

Is this everyone

[ripe owl]

Why are people living in oceans

[wispy reef]

Shush

[small cove]

No

Don’t say that

[wispy reef]

To evade land taxes

[frosty drum]

Idk

[sturdy arch]

Cuh made me so small

[ripe owl]

Genius!

[light axle]

so how long till we expand our borders

[ripe owl]

We should ally 🤫

[sturdy arch]

Ok

[frosty drum]

Ok I'm allowing actions starting now

[sturdy arch]

@frosty drum just make a DC for this

[ripe owl]

Can we declare an Alliance between Empire of Aceilonia and Koenma Realm @frosty drum

[sturdy arch]

W

[low agate]

Weaponize all rocks on my land

[frosty drum]

Sure

[frosty drum]

Ok

[sturdy arch]

@frosty drum make a server for this lol

[frosty drum]

Nah

[undone spire]

How'd you get a pic of me?

[ripe owl]

Uhh I want my people to start making farms and grow on our agricultural department @frosty drum

[low agate]

And when there's no more surface rocks, dig for building materials

[ripe owl]

👽

[frosty drum]

Ok

[frosty drum]

So underground civilization?

[sturdy arch]

Ima invent guns!!

[ripe owl]

@sturdy arch we should focus on food and economy

Not weapons right away

[light axle]

we need to build a wall around the west border to keep the aceilonia empire from invading

[low agate]

No, we dig for building materials

[frosty drum]

,roll 20

[haughty inlet]

skillerzthegamer

:game_die: You rolled 14

[frosty drum]

You find Iron!!!

[sturdy arch]

No we should expand into trabes by us

[ripe owl]

Trades?

[wispy reef]

All fish that rest within the republic are turned into weapons of mass destruction

[sturdy arch]

Tribes*

[frosty drum]

How so?

[ripe owl]

I'm gonna focus on getting resources.

[wispy reef]

Water

[sturdy arch]

Ok

[low agate]

Turn this iron into shields, redirect some of the rocks into houses of stone

[frosty drum]

Alright

[sturdy arch]

Ima expand @frosty drum

[sturdy arch]

And give some of to you @ripe owl

[ripe owl]

My People send out lightly armed militias to hunt for food, land, and farming to grow our food and economy.. @frosty drum

[light axle]

i need materials for my wall

[frosty drum]

Which direction

[frosty drum]

Ok

[ripe owl]

Can we make this a bit realistic

[sturdy arch]

North

[ripe owl]

I'm just gonna focus on economy tbh 👽

[low agate]

So you said this was fantasy

What fantasy stuff do we got

[frosty drum]

Alright

[frosty drum]

Magic

[sturdy arch]

Trade with me most

[frosty drum]

Species

Ect

[ripe owl]

Sure

[sturdy arch]

Ima expand north into tribes

[low agate]

Put all my focus into learning gravity magic fr

[sturdy arch]

W

[frosty drum]

You expand
(You currently hit maximum expansion for now)

[sturdy arch]

K

[wispy reef]

@frosty drum

Any land-dweller who accidentally enters WalSea waters must be placed in a giant oyster shell "quarantine chamber" for 48 hours, during which they are interrogated by a very confused octopus.

[low agate]

I'm gonna be radahn and throw meteors at mfs

[ripe owl]

Okay so I hunt for animals, expand our farming yield into our lands.. Our food yield grows mostly by bread and wheat, we gain a few horses.. I also build a few forts to fish. Lastly my people collect additional resources for reserve and constructions while exploring mines yet not mining yet @frosty drum

[sturdy arch]

Ima focus on weapon tec and give my findings to my ally for now

After my expand*

[low agate]

All these people going crazy with their goals

[sturdy arch]

Fr

[ripe owl]

I'm just good when it comes to this

[frosty drum]

Pause for a sec gotta catch up

[low agate]

BUILD WALL
BUILD DEFENSE
LEARN ROCK THROW MAGIC

RAAA

[ripe owl]

Okay pause dont talk

[sturdy arch]

K

[ripe owl]

Dms

[sturdy arch]

K

[light axle]

ima focus on defence and economy

[wispy reef]

Who wants a trade alliance

I hav good ficse

Fish

[frosty drum]

Current state

[wispy reef]

Banana is growing

[low agate]

When can I launch high speed rocks at people

[frosty drum]

You can now toss rocks

[sturdy arch]

Om

[ripe owl]

I want my magic to be fast adaptation for my species

[sturdy arch]

Ok*

[low agate]

I'm gonna learn gravity magic so I can throw boulders

[frosty drum]

Wdym

[frosty drum]

Alright

[sturdy arch]

Where humans cuh

[wispy reef]

I wanna tame sharks and weaponize ghem

[ripe owl]

Like we evolve based on threats and our environment

[sturdy arch]

W

Us to

[low agate]

I'm fr fr gonna make the leader of my army be like radahn fr

[frosty drum]

,roll 20

[haughty inlet]

skillerzthegamer

:game_die: You rolled 13

[sturdy arch]

Good?

[ripe owl]

Maybe

[low agate]

Bro's not ready for my high speed rocks

[frosty drum]

Succeeds but your population growth decreases by 5% @ripe owl

[ripe owl]

What are some puny rocks gonna do buddy

[sturdy arch]

@ripe owl wanna split pineapple and leave him tiny and a puptet?

[wispy reef]

@frosty drum

[frosty drum]

Hi

[low agate]

Bro's not ready for me to pull up with radahn in my army

[wispy reef]

Expand my land to the coastline of that puny purple kingndom

[light axle]

can i build a sea port at my capital

[wispy reef]

Because etheir dice taste good

[frosty drum]

You can't expand very much

[low agate]

Can I dig for more stuff

[wispy reef]

:c

[low agate]

I want my people to be strong

[frosty drum]

,roll 20

[haughty inlet]

skillerzthegamer

:game_die: You rolled 8

[frosty drum]

You find coal

[low agate]

More rocks = more power

[light axle]

i want a sea port

[low agate]

Ah yes, we can use our gravity magic to compress these

[frosty drum]

Ok

[ripe owl]

@frosty drum Hows my economy looking

[frosty drum]

For a fantasy mw it's good
Best defense arguably in the world

[wispy reef]

@undone spire @light axle @ripe owl @sturdy arch @wispy reef @light axle @low agate

Trade alliance? I gawt good fish 🤤

[ripe owl]

Can I start mobilizing

[light axle]

sure

[sturdy arch]

@frosty drum I wanna make fire ball magic and Mobilize army.

[low agate]

Thoughts on rocks

[frosty drum]

For what?

[sturdy arch]

Ok

[frosty drum]

,roll 20

[wispy reef]

Republic of WalSea you?

[haughty inlet]

skillerzthegamer

:game_die: You rolled 6

[frosty drum]

Fails

[sturdy arch]

Dang

[wispy reef]

Yummy

[ripe owl]

Mobilizing my Army for protection and mayhaps war

[frosty drum]

Alr8ght

[wispy reef]

Delicacy

[light axle]

pineapple empire

[sturdy arch]

And I Mobilize my army

[frosty drum]

,roll 20

[haughty inlet]

skillerzthegamer

:game_die: You rolled 17

[low agate]

We do not eat rock
We use rock to throw

[frosty drum]

Works very well

[sturdy arch]

Yay

[wispy reef]

We use rock as seasoning

[frosty drum]

Pause actions for a second
Gotta update the map

[low agate]

Blasphemies

[light axle]

i want to dig for resources

[wispy reef]

Dayum

[sturdy arch]

Ima declare war on pineapple empire with my good army @frosty drum

[ripe owl]

Guys pause actions

[light axle]

what i do

[sturdy arch]

Your A threat to my alliance

[light axle]

nuh uh

[sturdy arch]

We're just gonna take some land and pupet it. Yeah, we're not gonna kill you.

[ripe owl]

@frosty drum is my army mobilized along with Aceilonia Empire?

[frosty drum]

Yes

[ripe owl]

Declare war on Pineapple

[frosty drum]

@light axle

[sturdy arch]

We both

[ripe owl]

Me and Aceilonia

[light axle]

@wispy reef ill give you iron for weapons

[ripe owl]

@frosty drum for war strategy I use lightning tactic

[low agate]

My land has no enemies, but no allies
We focus on rocks

[sturdy arch]

We're gonna take some of his land in Pupst hi.

[frosty drum]

You gotta land first

[sturdy arch]

M

[ripe owl]

Alright I sent ships to the harbor

How does it fare

[sturdy arch]

Mine to

[ripe owl]

You're already connected

[frosty drum]

@sturdy arch @ripe owl @light axle Your navies meet up

[ripe owl]

By land

[sturdy arch]

Oh

[ripe owl]

Fire upon them!!

[sturdy arch]

Fire!!!

[ripe owl]

Pineapples navy not Acelonias

[sturdy arch]

Yeah

[light axle]

kill them

all

[frosty drum]

10 or higher is Attackers victory
Lower is defenders win

,roll 20

[haughty inlet]

skillerzthegamer

:game_die: You rolled 16

[ripe owl]

Okay

[sturdy arch]

W

[frosty drum]

@light axle you lost the naval fight

[low agate]

How many types of rocks have my people found

[sturdy arch]

We Both
Th take some land and then puppet him

[ripe owl]

Launch the Attacks on the land (we aim to puppet the Pineapple Empire)

[light axle]

mobilise land forces to the capital

[frosty drum]

25

[sturdy arch]

Yeah

[frosty drum]

Ok

[frosty drum]

Send image

I need plans

[ripe owl]

One second

[low agate]

What is the largest rock we've weaponized (weight and size)

[sturdy arch]

Spawkwe can do the plans

[frosty drum]

Big rock
500 pounds
Super big rock

[undone spire]

Nah, I need metals

[frosty drum]

@undone spire any actions?

[low agate]

Use American units (how many corgis large is it)

[frosty drum]

20

[low agate]

20 CORGI ROCK HELL YEAH

[light axle]

@frosty drum make a wall around the capital and build turrets

[frosty drum]

Ok

[low agate]

What type of rock is it?

[sturdy arch]

Guns have not been invented.What yet I don't think

[light axle]

pine apple turrets

[undone spire]

Attack the island adjacent to me

[light axle]

very spikey

[low agate]

Igneous, metamorphic, or volcanic

[ripe owl]

@frosty drum blue is attacks, black is navy, arrows are directions of the attack

[frosty drum]

@light axle

[sturdy arch]

W plans

[frosty drum]

,roll 20

[haughty inlet]

skillerzthegamer

:game_die: You rolled 10

[low agate]

Is the rock igneous, metamorphic, or volcanic

[ripe owl]

Its a perfect 10

[sturdy arch]

Omg

[ripe owl]

Might not work

[frosty drum]

Land invasions through the Wild Fails @ripe owl
And Soldiers land but are under siege

[light axle]

defence plans

[ripe owl]

Withdraw and hold a naval blockade for now

[light axle]

grey line is the wall

[sturdy arch]

Yeah

[low agate]

@frosty drum I have questions about the rock

[sturdy arch]

Well, I thought I had a super mobilized army.

Ngl

[ripe owl]

We have the Naval superiority so just block their stuff until they die

[frosty drum]

It holds the God Rocka (God of Rocks)
Inside

[sturdy arch]

Yeah

[ripe owl]

@frosty drum

[sturdy arch]

I bet they have no natural resources.

[frosty drum]

Ok

[low agate]

You said the rock was 20 corgis large
Do you mean 20 corgis rounded, 20 corgis one way and a different height?

[frosty drum]

20 corgis tall
20 corgis wide

[low agate]

Igneous
Metamorphic
Volcanic

Which one

I'm gonna do some math

[frosty drum]

Volcanic

[ripe owl]

Naval Bombardments? teal are naval attacks

[light axle]

i need to build a sea port at the south

[ripe owl]

@frosty drum

[sturdy arch]

I try a second attack on pineapple empire After bombarding their defences with cannons

[frosty drum]

,roll 20

[haughty inlet]

skillerzthegamer

:game_die: You rolled 19

[sturdy arch]

With the bigger group of soldiers

[frosty drum]

EXTREME SUCCESS

[light axle]

yes

[ripe owl]

@frosty drum me and Aceilonia launch a second attack along with the bombardments please roll

[frosty drum]

@sturdy arch Can't do that

[sturdy arch]

@frosty drum

[light axle]

now produce the navy and destroy them

[undone spire]

Common, lordaeron should have the next isle now. Did we get it?

[sturdy arch]

Oh

[ripe owl]

Og

Oh

[frosty drum]

You already did

[light axle]

YEAH

[frosty drum]

@ripe owl @sturdy arch they already Rebuilt their navy

[sturdy arch]

I request a white piece with pineapple Empire.

[light axle]

PINEAPPLE SUPORITY

[frosty drum]

@light axle

[sturdy arch]

We try the rebuild navy

[low agate]

I'm not good at math

[light axle]

like a cease fire?

[low agate]

But the rock is 20 feet radius right

[frosty drum]

I think

[sturdy arch]

A white piece is a peace deal where nothing happened.

Like no land is traded in no reparations.

[light axle]

ok

[low agate]

So it's like
20ft _
20ft |

[light axle]

i agree

[sturdy arch]

Ok

[frosty drum]

Yes

[ripe owl]

@frosty drum I send some troops to Aceilonia Empire for stationing can I do that

[low agate]

This is a big ass rock

[light axle]

What should we name this war

[frosty drum]

Aceilonia has Peaced with the Pineapple empire

[sturdy arch]

Pineapple central power war.

[frosty drum]

War of the 1st Pineapple Coalition

[ripe owl]

@frosty drum can I take any offensive actions rn?

[sturdy arch]

Can we call our alliance the central powers

[frosty drum]

You are still in the war

@light axle

[ripe owl]

Well I already made a landing

[sturdy arch]

I send a 1000 volunteers to my ally. @frosty drum

[frosty drum]

Where

[ripe owl]

The blue dots

Remember

[frosty drum]

Show again

[light axle]

mass produce weapons, mobilise the army

[sturdy arch]

E

[frosty drum]

,roll 20

[haughty inlet]

skillerzthegamer

:game_die: You rolled 13

[ripe owl]

The deep blue after me and Aceilonia killed their navy earlier

[sturdy arch]

I send a 1000 volunteers to my ally

[ripe owl]

I want to attempt to break through their defenses.

[sturdy arch]

And food and weapons

[ripe owl]

Thanks bro

[sturdy arch]

@ripe owl @frosty drum

[sturdy arch]

I'm a w

[frosty drum]

@ripe owl @sturdy arch @light axle

[sturdy arch]

I peace out cause he kind of killed my entire army in the wild forests

[frosty drum]

No that was Natives

[ripe owl]

Can I launch an offensive campain on their defenses

[sturdy arch]

Oh lol

I lost my entire army to natives.That's crazy

I start working on my army again rebuilding it

@frosty drum

[frosty drum]

@ripe owl @light axle nino
You can send your army out to defend him
Or defend him at the walls and have a higher chance of winning

[light axle]

@frosty drum make a request to the natives to join the army

[frosty drum]

They don't have a side

[frosty drum]

,roll 20

[haughty inlet]

skillerzthegamer

:game_die: You rolled 2

[sturdy arch]

They just.
Killed my army because I sent my army through them.

[sturdy arch]

Vro

[light axle]

DEFEND THE LAND

[frosty drum]

@sturdy arch 20% of your army is Rebuilt
Will take a while to recover

[sturdy arch]

Ok

[frosty drum]

Castle or field?

[light axle]

field

[undone spire]

I don't get the rules. How are we taking turns?

[frosty drum]

You just say actions

[sturdy arch]

@ripe owl Can I still get some of pineapple if you win pls

I send more food and weapons.

[ripe owl]

Im trying 💔

[sturdy arch]

Ok

[frosty drum]

If It's over 10 Nino wins
Below it's sparkles

[low agate]

@frosty drum I've done the math

[frosty drum]

,roll 20

[haughty inlet]

skillerzthegamer

:game_die: You rolled 18

[ripe owl]

Cooked

[light axle]

YES

[sturdy arch]

I send my ally food, weapons and volunteers.

[frosty drum]

DECISIVE PINEAPPLE VICTORY

[sturdy arch]

Noooooo

[light axle]

PINEAPPLE SUPPORTITY

[ripe owl]

So is the war over or

[sturdy arch]

Pineapple, please white peace him

[light axle]

no

[low agate]

@frosty drum how large is the rock god

[frosty drum]

The Defeat made you lose most of the captured territory @ripe owl

[undone spire]

Ok, I want to send colonization expeditions to the island east of Lordaeron

[frosty drum]

15 feet

[low agate]

Diameter?

Or radius

[frosty drum]

10 feet

[low agate]

10 foot diameter?

[frosty drum]

Ok

[frosty drum]

Yes

[sturdy arch]

@frosty drum Can I annex any cultural familiar tribes in my area that have a similar culture?

[low agate]

Lemme do some more math

[frosty drum]

Yes

[sturdy arch]

W

[low agate]

Btw this would be the weight of the rock without the rock god

[frosty drum]

@light axle @ripe owl yall have lost a ton of men btw

[ripe owl]

Okay let me hold off and just work on my internal land

[sturdy arch]

So ima annex them then pls

[frosty drum]

Ok

[low agate]

One last question before I do this math

[ripe owl]

@frosty drum i want to make more population, can you roll

[low agate]

What is the weight in lbs of the rock god per cubic inch

[sturdy arch]

A aceilonia is also culture, by the way.

[light axle]

strengthen the economy after that rebuild the army

[frosty drum]

,roll 20

[haughty inlet]

skillerzthegamer

:game_die: You rolled 9

[low agate]

@frosty drum

[frosty drum]

Stays the same

[frosty drum]

It's a mystery

[low agate]

I need to know for accurate weight

[frosty drum]

I have 0 clue

[sturdy arch]

Nino if you don't white peace my ally ima rejoin when my army is new and Inproved

[low agate]

Because this is the current lbs of the rock if the rock god wasn't there

[undone spire]

Do my expedition forces successfully colonize the island?

[low agate]

That's what math is saying

[light axle]

ok fine

[sturdy arch]

Can I expand into the tribes now? @frosty drum

[frosty drum]

@light axle @sturdy arch @ripe owl yall gotta talk about a peace treaty

[ripe owl]

White Peace

[sturdy arch]

We're gonna white peace

[light axle]

yes

[frosty drum]

Ok
That is the end of the Pineapple War
Decisive Pineapple Victory

[low agate]

Ok lemme just do this math

[sturdy arch]

E

[frosty drum]

Let me update the map

[sturdy arch]

Ok

[ripe owl]

I start researching on new stuff like better farming or weapons @frosty drum

Also can we roll for ourselves

[light axle]

https://tenor.com/view/pineapple-owl-pineapple-own-gif-12391999572813447041

[ripe owl]

Makes it quicker that way

[sturdy arch]

I'm a send a propaganda campaign to get people to join army

[light axle]

@frosty drum research better navy weapons

[frosty drum]

Ok and ok

[low agate]

@frosty drum weight of the rock without the weight of the rock god added to it according to my math

[frosty drum]

Updated map

[sturdy arch]

@frosty drum join out alliance

[undone spire]

?

[sturdy arch]

W

[frosty drum]

Wdym

[ripe owl]

@frosty drum also can we roll for ourselves when we do these actions

[sturdy arch]

@light axle I mean

[frosty drum]

Yes

@undone spire

[low agate]

@ripe owl how's your little nation doing now

[ripe owl]

Good

Why

[frosty drum]

,roll 20

[haughty inlet]

skillerzthegamer

:game_die: You rolled 13

[light axle]

@frosty drum i need to build a wall at the west border

[low agate]

I may or may not have a 1.9 million lbs rock containing a god inside of it

[sturdy arch]

@ripe owl @light axle hey should we make a great western alliance

[ripe owl]

K

[light axle]

sure

[frosty drum]

This take a ton of time

[low agate]

Yo

[ripe owl]

Sure

[light axle]

ok ill do it later

[ripe owl]

Am I successful?

[frosty drum]

@low agate your nation is wondering what else to do other than study a rock

[low agate]

How good is my nation's gravity magic rn

[frosty drum]

Yes

[low agate]

Gravity magic time

[frosty drum]

Decent

[low agate]

More mining!!!

[light axle]

@frosty drum build three giant mines in the middle of my nation

[sturdy arch]

The mega western alliance is here

[ripe owl]

@frosty drum I want to advance my people's adaptation magic, can you roll?

[frosty drum]

Ok

[sturdy arch]

Ok

[frosty drum]

,roll 20

[haughty inlet]

skillerzthegamer

:game_die: You rolled 9

[ripe owl]

Cooked

[frosty drum]

It stays the same

[undone spire]

Are we waiting for the updated map? I personally would like to see it

[sturdy arch]

@frosty drum

[frosty drum]

Who's part of the alliance?

[low agate]

@frosty drum in terms of magic power, who's the strongest person in my nation
Physical strength too

[sturdy arch]

E

[frosty drum]

@undone spire

[sturdy arch]

@frosty drum me @ripe owl @light axle

[ripe owl]

@frosty drum i build more infrastructure

[frosty drum]

Ok

[low agate]

I'm asking the important questions fr

How many people does it take to move the rock god rock

[frosty drum]

2k

[low agate]

Lemme get some math

[ripe owl]

@frosty drum I expand my territory , roll?

[frosty drum]

,roll 20

[haughty inlet]

skillerzthegamer

:game_die: You rolled 8

[sturdy arch]

@frosty drum I'ma work on Infrastructure And making the lives of my people better to make more tribes wanylt to join us as well

[frosty drum]

Stays same

[frosty drum]

Ok

[ripe owl]

Horrible dice lick

Luck

[sturdy arch]

Fr

[low agate]

Ok, so at MINIMUM, because we don't know the weight of the rock god, on average the magic power of my people is 963lbs with gravity magic

[light axle]

@frosty drum try and build a second layer like this

[sturdy arch]

The rock.
God is dumb.

[low agate]

This blasphemer

[frosty drum]

Is that Ba Sing Se

[light axle]

could be

[sturdy arch]

I want ba sing se 3

[frosty drum]

Resources are currently focused on the eastern wall

[light axle]

how long

[frosty drum]

Few years

[sturdy arch]

E

[light axle]

how long does time past

[undone spire]

I want to send more expeditions to colonize the island of New Lordaeron

[low agate]

Ok lemme ask a few important questions

[frosty drum]

Idk

[frosty drum]

Is it about the rock

[frosty drum]

Ok

[low agate]

It's about the strength of my people (also the rock)

[frosty drum]

,roll 20

[haughty inlet]

skillerzthegamer

:game_die: You rolled 17

[frosty drum]

Big success

[undone spire]

Based

[ripe owl]

I attempt to gain population again @frosty drum

[light axle]

everyone we need to discusses how long time passes

[sturdy arch]

@light axle @ripe owl does western alliance want to declare war on all the natives in the west

[frosty drum]

,roll 20

[haughty inlet]

skillerzthegamer

:game_die: You rolled 5

[sturdy arch]

Yeah

[ripe owl]

Holy shit

My luck is terrible

[frosty drum]

Population decreases a tad bit

[sturdy arch]

Dang

[sturdy arch]

E

[ripe owl]

Yeah my nation is doing like Germany after ww1

[frosty drum]

Real

[sturdy arch]

I'm like pre ww1 germany ngl

[low agate]

So hear me out
After doing the math, the giant rock weighs around 1.9 million lbs without counting the weight of the rock god
If it takes 2k people using their magic to move it, that means the gravity magic on average per person can lift around 960 lbs
If that's for the average person, how strong are military personnel?

[sturdy arch]

I just want to annex annex and annex

[light axle]

nah assimilate them into my nation

[frosty drum]

@light axle the wall finished

[ripe owl]

@frosty drum I research more weapon technology

Roll 💔

[frosty drum]

,roll 20

[haughty inlet]

skillerzthegamer

:game_die: You rolled 20

[low agate]

@frosty drum let's say it was only military personnel moving the rock, how many would it take

[frosty drum]

GOD DAMN

[ripe owl]

What the fuck

I rolled the max

[light axle]

fucking hell

what happens now

[sturdy arch]

@frosty drum native expanding into roll? Most want to join freely but if mean I go full forse

[ripe owl]

What do i get now

[frosty drum]

@ripe owl you get to Choose one appropriate weapon for this period that you create (can't be op af)

[sturdy arch]

E

[frosty drum]

,roll 20

[haughty inlet]

skillerzthegamer

:game_die: You rolled 15

[low agate]

What is the time period

[sturdy arch]

Good

[light axle]

@frosty drum research better weapons

[sturdy arch]

?

[sonic grove]

[frosty drum]

,roll 20

[haughty inlet]

skillerzthegamer

:game_die: You rolled 4

[sturdy arch]

You should make a DC server for this stuff

[frosty drum]

Fails

[light axle]

COME ON

[frosty drum]

Nah

[low agate]

These people making all these actions, I'm trying to calculate the raw magic strength of my people

[undone spire]

Wtf is the Republic of Walsea?

[frosty drum]

,roll 20

[haughty inlet]

skillerzthegamer

:game_die: You rolled 14

[frosty drum]

Atlantis but sad

[light axle]

@frosty drum expand the population

[sturdy arch]

@frosty drum I expanding cuh ? I got 15

[low agate]

Why'd bro roll for me

[ripe owl]

Massive Arcane Cannon powered by a trapped elemental god

[frosty drum]

,roll 20

[haughty inlet]

skillerzthegamer

:game_die: You rolled 20

[ripe owl]

Is that good or nay

[sturdy arch]

Yeah

[light axle]

OH YEAH

[frosty drum]

POPULATION BOOST

[frosty drum]

A bit op

[sturdy arch]

Roll for fire ball magic?

[low agate]

We live in a society where math is just ignored...

[light axle]

@frosty drum NOW BUILD MORE CITIES

[undone spire]

Can I end their misery?

[sturdy arch]

Also I still expanding.

[frosty drum]

,roll 20

[haughty inlet]

skillerzthegamer

:game_die: You rolled 5

[sturdy arch]

@frosty drum

[frosty drum]

Failed

[light axle]

fuck

[low agate]

Can I please get answers!!!

[frosty drum]

@light axle it's overcrowded currently

[ripe owl]

@frosty drum can I do a mini version of nukes or nukes in general

[sturdy arch]

No stfu

[frosty drum]

For what

[light axle]

@frosty drum build like 10 small villages

[low agate]

I need to know how many military personnel are needed to move the giant rock
You said 2k normal people were needed

[frosty drum]

Ehhh
Create a weapon that changes warfare currently

[sturdy arch]

@frosty drum I got 15 on expand can I expand

[frosty drum]

,roll 20

[haughty inlet]

skillerzthegamer

:game_die: You rolled 13

[frosty drum]

Succeeds

[frosty drum]

1k

[ripe owl]

Okay while I think about that, I expand my territory, roll

[low agate]

Math time

[frosty drum]

,roll 20

[haughty inlet]

skillerzthegamer

:game_die: You rolled 2

[frosty drum]

Fails

[low agate]

Ok

[ripe owl]

Lmfao

[undone spire]

?

[sturdy arch]

@frosty drum I want to roll for fire

[frosty drum]

,roll 20

[haughty inlet]

skillerzthegamer

:game_die: You rolled 2

[frosty drum]

Fails

[light axle]

@frosty drum upgrade them to medium size

[sturdy arch]

Did I expand yes or no?

[frosty drum]

,roll 20

[haughty inlet]

skillerzthegamer

:game_die: You rolled 15

[frosty drum]

Suceeds

HOLD ON GOTTA UPDATE THE MAP

[low agate]

Magic power levels of citizens of my nation (average) calculated by math
Normal person: 960lbs
Military personnel: 1920lbs

[sturdy arch]

Guys let's slow down

[sturdy arch]

This is why you should make a discord server with slow mode on

[low agate]

Notice how I've only had a few actions so far

[ripe owl]

@frosty drum StormPiercer bows with silent arrows.. when fired in unison they create a charge of electrical energy on the air and explodes upon contact in a lightning surge

[undone spire]

I agree

[low agate]

And my people are already lifting like 1k lbs on their own with their magic

[ripe owl]

And they are very fast

[frosty drum]

Ok

[low agate]

Bro's never seen pokemon

[frosty drum]

Current map

[low agate]

You know electric types aren't very effective against rock types

[sturdy arch]

Did I expand at all?

[frosty drum]

Yes

[sturdy arch]

Ok

[undone spire]

Did you take actions to?

[low agate]

I'm finally ready to make an action

[ripe owl]

@frosty drum I attempt to make puppet colonies here

[sturdy arch]

I'm gonna try to slowly incorporate the native tribes around me. Over time @frosty drum

[ripe owl]

Roll..

[low agate]

After all this math

[frosty drum]

,roll 20

[haughty inlet]

skillerzthegamer

:game_die: You rolled 19

[frosty drum]

SUCCESS

[ripe owl]

Ggs

[sturdy arch]

E

[ripe owl]

New puppet Colony?

[sturdy arch]

W

[ripe owl]

I don't want it to be a part of me

[frosty drum]

,roll 20

[haughty inlet]

skillerzthegamer

:game_die: You rolled 17

[ripe owl]

Just like a puppet

[frosty drum]

Ok

[light axle]

@frosty drum you see that small island i have right? explore deep into it, see what i can find

[low agate]

I'm gonna try to use my people's magic to compress a large amount of coal into diamond

[ripe owl]

Name: Sparkle Syndicate and the color is normal peach

Ig

[sturdy arch]

Can I get some of your magical weapons?as allies

[ripe owl]

Yes massive success with storm bows

[sturdy arch]

Same with @light axle

[sturdy arch]

W

[light axle]

were allies now

the past is the

past

[low agate]

This truly is comedy

[frosty drum]

Ok

[sturdy arch]

Fr

[frosty drum]

Ok

[low agate]

People making so many actions against the other nations and making allies

[ripe owl]

I made a puppet and new powerful weapon

[low agate]

Meanwhile I'm going crazy over rock calculations

[ripe owl]

I also want to send Aceilonia some of my StormPiercer Bows

[frosty drum]

Ok

[sturdy arch]

@frosty drum The natives I am slowly incorporating will be known As a purpose , state called the native states of astria and I will slowly annex more land from them

[undone spire]

The king has decreed land for everyone: roll to send more colonization expeditions

[ripe owl]

Updated map with the puppet btw?

[low agate]

@frosty drum thoughts?

[sturdy arch]

With this to

[frosty drum]

,roll 20

[haughty inlet]

skillerzthegamer

:game_die: You rolled 15

[frosty drum]

Success

[low agate]

How much diamond do I got, OR how large is the diamond

[sturdy arch]

E @frosty drum

[light axle]

hows the exploration going?

[sturdy arch]

The astriawill also slowly expand

[frosty drum]

You discover a place of scrolls for some air magic

[ripe owl]

@frosty drum I attempt to expand along with my puppet.. Roll

[low agate]

Air magic? Gravity magic literally slams

[frosty drum]

,roll 20

[haughty inlet]

skillerzthegamer

:game_die: You rolled 5

[sturdy arch]

Western w

[frosty drum]

Fail

[frosty drum]

Roll 20

,roll 20

[haughty inlet]

skillerzthegamer

:game_die: You rolled 4

[frosty drum]

Fails

[low agate]

How much diamond do I got after that success btw

[ripe owl]

My expansion efforts really suck lo

[frosty drum]

Special event roll!!!!!

[sturdy arch]

No, that's the plan of the natives. I was a slowly incorporating that I rolled a 15 on earler

[frosty drum]

,roll 20

[haughty inlet]

skillerzthegamer

:game_die: You rolled 6

[low agate]

Hmm?

[ripe owl]

What happens??!

[sturdy arch]

Wut

[ripe owl]

Disaster?

Alien?

[frosty drum]

,roll Revolution, Monster, Natural disaster, Plague

[haughty inlet]

skillerzthegamer

:game_die: Natural disaster

[light axle]

use this to make primitive flying machines

[ripe owl]

Ah sh

[sturdy arch]

Oh give us some of that too

[low agate]

My people would've tamed the monster tbh

[frosty drum]

,roll pineapple, Sparkle, Aceilonia, halo

[haughty inlet]

skillerzthegamer

:game_die: Sparkle

[ripe owl]

@frosty drum My Puppet attempts to colonize and expand on its nearby land to collect resources.. Roll?

Im so cooked

[wispy reef]

Breathes

[frosty drum]

,roll meteor, volcano, tsunami, earthquake

[haughty inlet]

skillerzthegamer

:game_die: earthquake

[frosty drum]

,roll 100

[haughty inlet]

skillerzthegamer

:game_die: You rolled 83

[low agate]

Lucky...

[ripe owl]

Oh god

@sturdy arch bro help

Send some aid

[low agate]

An earthquake would've given my people so many rocks to study...

[frosty drum]

@ripe owl you can see the devastation from pineapple

[sturdy arch]

I can't upload photo idk why

[light axle]

wait what

[ripe owl]

Wait what

[low agate]

How large is the map btw

[frosty drum]

Exaggerating
But still
It's brutal

[ripe owl]

@frosty drum

[low agate]

Like the map itself

[light axle]

WHAT DID YOU DO

[ripe owl]

Can my puppet expand pls

[frosty drum]

You have to focus in rebuild

[ripe owl]

Oh okay

Roll for Rebuilding.

[sturdy arch]

I want to roll to create a puppet state known as aceilonian astria or the native state of the colonial astria in the North of my continent, North of me. @frosty drum

[ripe owl]

Prob gonna fail

[light axle]

@frosty drum repair everything

[low agate]

@frosty drum how many square miles is the map including the water

[ripe owl]

💔

[frosty drum]

,roll 20 This will decide how ling it'll take

[haughty inlet]

skillerzthegamer

:game_die: You rolled 12

[frosty drum]

Average

[sturdy arch]

E

[frosty drum]

Unknown

[frosty drum]

Can't do that

[sturdy arch]

@frosty drum

[low agate]

We need calculations man...

[frosty drum]

,roll 20

[haughty inlet]

skillerzthegamer

:game_die: You rolled 9

[frosty drum]

Partial success

[ripe owl]

@frosty drum can my allies help my puppets expand while I rebuild?

[light axle]

repair 50% of it

[sturdy arch]

Ok

[frosty drum]

Ok

[sturdy arch]

@frosty drum btw our pupets are in out alliance

[ripe owl]

@sturdy arch can you help my puppet expand

By rolling

[sturdy arch]

Ok

[ripe owl]

Thanks bro

[sturdy arch]

Why just rolled for a puppet of my own

So maybe

[light axle]

ok everyone what is the Notabadbird nation doing

[frosty drum]

,roll 20

[haughty inlet]

skillerzthegamer

:game_die: You rolled 19

[low agate]

@frosty drum Imma make another action
Train my elite military guys stronger gravity magic

[frosty drum]

Success

[ripe owl]

Yay so how much does it expandm

[sturdy arch]

@frosty drum update map

[frosty drum]

,roll 20

[haughty inlet]

skillerzthegamer

:game_die: You rolled 8

[low agate]

Damn

[sturdy arch]

Guys slow down

[frosty drum]

Hold on chat

[ripe owl]

Alright

[low agate]

This is like my fourth action

[ripe owl]

Everyone pause

[low agate]

Total

[ripe owl]

Also Skillerz is my nation rebuilt so I can continue my expansion efforts

[low agate]

Let him finish whatever he's doing

[ripe owl]

Yeah after hes done

[sturdy arch]

I'm just been incorporating tribes you should to

[ripe owl]

Wait what is our alliance name again

[low agate]

My nation is gonna be impenetrable by the time you guys try to do anything

[sturdy arch]

The great western alliance

[ripe owl]

We should name it West Translantic Treaty Organizatiob.. WTTO

[sturdy arch]

Us and Nino and our pupets

[ripe owl]

@light axle do you agree?

[light axle]

what should we do with the yellow nation

[light axle]

yes

[frosty drum]

Back

[low agate]

@ripe owl can I ask for the speed of your arrow things so I can run some calculations

[sturdy arch]

But the Is not called the Atlantic though.

[frosty drum]

Another event!!!!

[ripe owl]

Its fast

[sturdy arch]

Ok what ever you beat me I. Votes

[frosty drum]

,roll Political Fallout, Plague

[haughty inlet]

skillerzthegamer

:game_die: Plague

[ripe owl]

Oh no

[light axle]

oh no

[sturdy arch]

I'm w big

[low agate]

Yes but how fast

[sturdy arch]

Shut

I

[ripe owl]

Lightning fast

[frosty drum]

,roll minos, halo, aceil, spark

[haughty inlet]

skillerzthegamer

:game_die: spark

[frosty drum]

Of course

[sturdy arch]

I start working on a vaccine roll. @frosty drum

[ripe owl]

Shit man

Allies help me

[frosty drum]

,roll 100

[haughty inlet]

skillerzthegamer

:game_die: You rolled 19

[low agate]

270k mph

[frosty drum]

@ripe owl you are lucky

[ripe owl]

Phew

[sturdy arch]

I'm working on a vaccine right now.

[low agate]

Lemme do some math

[frosty drum]

@ripe owl plague is not as bad as- oh wait
It spreads

,roll 20

[haughty inlet]

skillerzthegamer

:game_die: You rolled 14

[frosty drum]

@sturdy arch you get infected

[sturdy arch]

Top astrian and acelonian scientists are working on it.

[light axle]

@frosty drum quarantine my nation

[ripe owl]

My nation is now after ww2 japan at this point

[low agate]

@ripe owl what is the mass of your arrows

[ripe owl]

Bro classified information i'm not telling you

[frosty drum]

Do you want to cut trade temporarily

[sturdy arch]

The entire Western alliance is now getting infected.

[low agate]

I need to know for calculations

[light axle]

yes

[ripe owl]

No

[light axle]

yes

[low agate]

Fine

I'll just use a placeholder

[ripe owl]

@frosty drum remember my adaptation magic?

[sturdy arch]

I close trade with neighbors for now. So I don't get others infected.

[ripe owl]

My species use that, so roll

To fight the plague

[sturdy arch]

@frosty drum

I'm a role again for.
A vaccine.

And close my borders

[frosty drum]

,roll 20

[haughty inlet]

skillerzthegamer

:game_die: You rolled 7

[ripe owl]

Of course

[frosty drum]

It'll take a bit

[ripe owl]

My nation is in a bad omen era

[frosty drum]

,roll 20

[haughty inlet]

skillerzthegamer

:game_die: You rolled 15

[sturdy arch]

I'm also going to close my pupet borders too

[frosty drum]

Success

[sturdy arch]

W

[light axle]

whats the death toll on spawkwe nation

[ripe owl]

Horrible

Earthquake

Plague

Like what the fuck

[sturdy arch]

I give him the vaccine

[frosty drum]

In total?
Combined with the earthquake and plague
About half a million

[sturdy arch]

I got the vaccine w.

[ripe owl]

@frosty drum My species attempt to use their adaptation magic to replicate faster

Roll?

[frosty drum]

,roll 20

[haughty inlet]

skillerzthegamer

:game_die: You rolled 5

[frosty drum]

This backfires

[ripe owl]

What did I say

Bad omen

[sturdy arch]

@frosty drum No one not in the Western alliance get the vaccine.

[frosty drum]

Wdym

@ripe owl Btw your people have Low morale

[sturdy arch]

Anyone?
That is, in the Western alliance or its puppets don't get a vaccine.

[ripe owl]

He's giving me the vaccibe

[sturdy arch]

Isn't

[ripe owl]

@light axle send help

[frosty drum]

,roll 20

[haughty inlet]

skillerzthegamer

:game_die: You rolled 9

[frosty drum]

Ok
But other nations find ways to get it

[sturdy arch]

Dang Everyone else got it.

Then now they know my gatekeeping.

[light axle]

send plague doctors @frosty drum

[ripe owl]

@frosty drum I want to start rebuild efforts

[frosty drum]

@ripe owl about 600k died eith the Plague and Earthquake

[sturdy arch]

I did where I lie

Ally*

[frosty drum]

1/3 of your population @ripe owl

[ripe owl]

Bro what can I do

[frosty drum]

Since the plague ended you rebuild

[ripe owl]

Horrible Luck right now

[frosty drum]

Ok

[ripe owl]

Like shit

[sturdy arch]

Roll to rebuild me and astria pop after plaque

@frosty drum

[light axle]

also heres my flag