🎲game-room

[cunning niche]

Ok

[prime compass]

So infrastructure huh

Hm

[wraith quarry]

but otherwize
some low levels of poverty and moderate crime rates

the nation is fine

[gilded harbor]

My economy would crash and burn

[wild mason]

https://tenor.com/view/touhou-gif-22509937

[frank latch]

this is successful but failed to kill anybody except the driver

[prime compass]

,roll 20 murder terroe

[haughty inlet]

belemin_

:game_die: You rolled 13

[prime compass]

,roll 20

[haughty inlet]

belemin_

:game_die: You rolled 9

[frank latch]

,roll 20

[haughty inlet]

builderofworldz

:game_die: You rolled 16

[wraith quarry]

i would say to manufacture a crisis by starting a war

[prime compass]

,roll 20 anti terroe

[wraith quarry]

but uhh

[haughty inlet]

belemin_

:game_die: You rolled 14

[wraith quarry]

this already happened with Silota and it went bad

[prime compass]

Economic crisis:

HYPERINFLATION!!!!

[wraith quarry]

true

[cunning niche]

Remind me of the time someone tried to recreate the September attacks but managed to kill himself only 😭

[gilded harbor]

,roll 20 Frame the communists for terrorism and start a third war

[haughty inlet]

third_tree

:game_die: You rolled 14

[prime compass]

"How to cause an economic crisis"

[wild mason]

@wraith quarry Lets do our countries

~rpa @wraith quarry

[hardy saffron]

anonymous_fish, @wild mason has challenged you to a game of rock paper anything! Do you accept?

[prime compass]

"In fish mw"

[cunning niche]

If you do this im supporting the communists 10 fold

[hardy saffron]

Rock Paper Anything

@sonic smelt vs @wraith quarry
🏛️ blumiholls chose democratic republic of allania!
🚀⚔️ anonymous_fish chose the orion republic and it's massive navy and airforce. that has a well trained army.!
:trophy: @wraith quarry won!

The Orion Republic's military might is substantial and directly combats Allania's political structure. The Orion Republic would crush the democratic republic of Allania.

[west path]

@cunning niche we need to start another proxy war on mira

[gilded harbor]

@west path why does bananam hate freedom

[west path]

satan

satan

[wraith quarry]

unfair win ngl

[cunning niche]

I am one of the freest nations btw

[wraith quarry]

@wild mason we should do again but just the country names

[wild mason]

True....

[gilded harbor]

@wraith quarry fact check?

[wraith quarry]

I will say Orion Republic

[wild mason]

https://tenor.com/view/freaky-freak-vro-gang-pibble-gif-10672266169133008030

[west path]

we are banning all orionite immigrant entry into eseron

[cunning niche]

Free trade

[frank latch]

~rpa @west path

just die

[cunning niche]

True democracy

[prime compass]

Hmmm

[cunning niche]

What else could people want?

[prime compass]

How do I cause an economic crisis without having people suspect me

[wild mason]

lets make a global effort to deport them all to those islands south of Tara and keep them there as a zoo

[gilded harbor]

Just have people blame you and then coup yourself

[prime compass]

Im the far right Party

[frank latch]

Terronein Steel

[prime compass]

Im not in power rn

[gilded harbor]

@wraith quarry can I switch nations, I want to start playing as the communists (no metagaming trust)

[frank latch]

Terroneins shall fill all niches

[prime compass]

I would rather have a bullet in my head than a Single piece of MIDonein steel in Syrlstaria

[gilded harbor]

I'd still be playing as Istalia in Istalia so

[cunning niche]

supporting capitalists!

(Joke)

[frank latch]

odds are
that bullet was made with Terronein Steel

[gilded harbor]

(funny joke)

[prime compass]

https://tenor.com/view/donald-trump-wrong-yeah-gif-13874558

The shovel that will flatten your head will be made of your own steel

[wild mason]

Why did Mastef say this?

[prime compass]

Your mom 😂😂😂😂

[prime compass]

Idk i think he would say that

@wild mason how to manipulate markets

[wraith quarry]

no

[frank latch]

the Shovel to dig your graves will be made of Terronein Steel

[prime compass]

https://tenor.com/view/donald-trump-wrong-yeah-gif-13874558

I like this gif

[wild mason]

promise to lower the price of eggs and appeal to voters and then use it to pardon banks you owe money too once you're in power

https://tenor.com/view/trump-train-gif-14897736749257709168

[prime compass]

Uh

Ok

[wild mason]

https://tenor.com/view/freaky-freak-vro-gang-pibble-gif-10672266169133008030

[prime compass]

@wraith quarry
promise to lower the price of eggs and appeal to voters and then use it to pardon banks you owe money too once you're in power

Joke

Joke

Joje

Joke

[prime compass]

icl u pmo n ts pmo sm ngl r u fr rn b fr I h8 bein diff idek anm mn js I h8 ts y r u so b so fr w me rn cz lol oms icl ts pmo sm n sb rn ngl, r u srsly srs n fr rn vro? lol atp js qt 💔

[gilded harbor]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1113824982422790165/1204592257638858833/attachment.gif

[wild mason]

THE NAQ

One Day Tree... you will return where you belong... with us...

[gilded harbor]

That sounds like ur saying a slur

[gilded harbor]

Two day

[wild mason]

https://tenor.com/view/mouse-harvest-mouse-field-mouse-field-eating-gif-7409394423678669373

there's a party a with a real cake

yes its real

a cake i made

[frank latch]

the cake is a lie

don't believe them

THE CAKE IS A LIE
THEY TOLD US IT WAS REAL

THE CAKE IS A LIE!
DON'T BELIEVE THEM!

[gilded harbor]

Blumi

[prime compass]

~rpa @frank latch

[hardy saffron]

builderofworldz, @prime compass has challenged you to a game of rock paper anything! Do you accept?

[gilded harbor]

Why doesn't Silly animals ally with Ivalice

[hardy saffron]

Rock Paper Anything

@prime compass vs @frank latch
🌮🚀 belemin_ chose bueno nacho interstellar nacho company!
⚙️ builderofworldz chose terronein steel (it can cripple an entire nation's economy and devastate their financial industry for decades)!
:trophy: @prime compass won!

Interstellar nacho company can generate enough money to deal with the economical impact of terronein steel. Thus, the nacho company wins.

[wild mason]

blue was talking about that actually

[frank latch]

WHAT

[prime compass]

🥱

Another Syrlstaria W

And a Terroenerd L

[wild mason]

There is however... an issue.... the moonscum... we cannot enter any mutual alliances with them

https://youtu.be/ihYVZFl-Ck0?list=RDj370EOXd2RY

[gilded harbor]

A friend of an enemy isn't always an enemy 😔

[wild mason]

You were in my dreams,
While I slept forever.
I've been drifting here,
So long...

When I felt you near,
I hoped you would wake me.
You won't say goodbye...
Never say goodbye...

Oh, the years have been so long,
As I dreamt forever.
I've been waiting patiently, for you,
Don't say goodbye...
Please, don't say goodbye...

Now that I'm awake; I hope you will find me,
If you want our cake, I'll bake.
Did you bring the eggs?
I'll mix in the sugar, for you...
Don't say goodbye...
Sweet, don't say goodbye...

I was always fond of you,
...although you're not clever!
You will never know how much I care...
Don't say goodbye...
Please don't say goodbye...

Oh, the years have been so long,
As I waited for you.
I will always sing my song for you.
Don't say goodbye...
Please don't say goodbye...
If you say goodbye...
It will be goodbye...

[wild mason]

~bt

[hardy saffron]

@wild mason: If you want to see the day, day, I love you ... I love you ... I want to escape. .. I love u. I love u. Best wishes ...

[novel jay]

Colonisation of America, Session 4

@cerulean siren @balmy epoch @wild mason

[wild mason]

https://tenor.com/view/is-it-really-worth-it-cat-eyes-silly-cat-gif-16925827868981149783

i will probably be playing CK3

[novel jay]

@frank latch @rose cape @prisma flame

[novel jay]

Play the map war

[marsh lance]

Gyu…

[novel jay]

Actions are open, we don’t have to wait like last time

[marsh lance]

I aint got a clue vro…

[novel jay]

What?

https://tenor.com/view/hop-on-the-cycle-frontier-the-cycle-frontier-hop-on-the-cycle-frontier-gif-26888181

[waxen remnant]

@remote arrow is this true

[novel jay]

Session canceled, nobody showed up

[spring bison]

crazy

[novel jay]

#1330611216200241183 message

[novel jay]

I am bored as shit, and this was all I was looking forward to today

[wild mason]

everyone wore themselves out arguing about fish mapwar and the disperesed to play their own games

unfortunate coincidence

[novel jay]

DAMN YOU @wraith quarry

[frosty drum]

So glad I didn't partake in the argument
I'm all for a mw

@novel jay

[novel jay]

Might do it later today or tomorrow

[noble cedar]

Ur just jealous I’m a child of tge moon

Like Twilight

https://tenor.com/view/smelly-robert-pattinson-edward-cullen-twilight-handsome-gif-17564724

[wild mason]

your "clan" is just riveras little clique and inflated members from no ranks to make it look like it has any value

[noble cedar]

https://tenor.com/view/run-jacob-black-taylor-lautner-new-moon-werewolf-gif-18265460

[wild mason]

~bt

[hollow garden]

What does bro have against the froh mafia 😭

[wild mason]

https://tenor.com/view/i-cannot-contain-the-silliness-alpha-wolf-alpha-male-werewolf-max-mayfield-arataki-itto-gif-27435843

[noble cedar]

Idk Matty is in there

And Xelly too I think

Nevermind

[wild mason]

xell is silly too

https://tenor.com/view/東方抽菸-gif-27406514

[noble cedar]

Still many cool people there

And the banner is a dope ass moon

[prime compass]

I hate moon cult

[hardy saffron]

@wild mason: But with water

[wild mason]

WAIT

THE MOON IS MADE OF CHEESE

WE ARE MICe

[noble cedar]

Let me have this m8

[wild mason]

WE CAN EAT THEM

[prime compass]

True

@noble cedar sorry we will have to eat your clan

Mice...assemble

[noble cedar]

Ooo freaky

[prime compass]

👽👽👽👽👽👽👽

https://tenor.com/view/freaky-freak-vro-gang-pibble-gif-10672266169133008030

True 👅

[noble cedar]

Got that dawg in ya

[prime compass]

https://tenor.com/view/pibble-gif-3189076933757992368

👅👅👅👅

Peak gif

[wild mason]

he no want his medicine!!!!!

[prime compass]

He want his belly washed

https://tenor.com/view/pibble-bellay-gmail-gif-13314217208997296954

[prime compass]

SLAP

[noble cedar]

This is

Unsettling

For whatever reason

[wild mason]

Why do you hate Tom Thumb

[prime compass]

https://tenor.com/view/lettuce-pibble-pibbles-gmail-lettuce-pibble-gif-8093135116244271033

Om nom nom

[noble cedar]

The composition of the image scratches some basic instinct

[hollow garden]

Bro it can't be that bad 😭

[noble cedar]

That animal is in constant pain

[prime compass]

Its me when you tell me no antimatter bombs

[noble cedar]

https://tenor.com/view/puppy-dog-eyes-puppy-dog-gif-17012075347641966809

[wild mason]

thse fucking gifs

whoever made this style of gif

deserves beheading

its so creepy

[prime compass]

W

[noble cedar]

Why would he do that?

[frosty drum]

@noble cedar hello

[noble cedar]

Hello

The gamer that is older than me

HOW ARE YOU OLDER THAN ME??

[frosty drum]

Because I am

[noble cedar]

UnFATHOMABLE

[frosty drum]

I'm also older than garlic

[hollow garden]

@prime compass

[cunning niche]

Bro is not 17

[hollow garden]

I mean I would be a skeptic too but bro has a deep ass voice

[noble cedar]

It would scare me to be younger than him

[frosty drum]

He ain't 17

[cunning niche]

Hes 16

[prime compass]

Can i pls antimatter

[cunning niche]

No way ur 17

[frosty drum]

Im also 16

[hollow garden]

I'm sorry tia but they are older than you

[cunning niche]

Ok

[noble cedar]

I’M YOUNGER THAN GARLIC?????

[hollow garden]

Men habibt baba

[prime compass]

Russias

[noble cedar]

How why why why

[frosty drum]

https://tenor.com/view/young-fool-only-now-at-the-end-do-you-understand-star-wars-palpatine-emperor-palpatine-emperor-gif-26771326

[hollow garden]

I mean to be fair I wouldn't think he is 16

[prime compass]

@hollow garden how old do you think i am..

[hollow garden]

Do I send this in Russian chat

Would it be funny

[noble cedar]

14

[prime compass]

No

[hollow garden]

15

[frosty drum]

Also I am older than garlic
When I turned 16
He was still 15

[prime compass]

Yes...

[noble cedar]

WHAT NO

MY MATURITY

[prime compass]

Yes

[hollow garden]

It's okay me too

[noble cedar]

I’M SUPOOSED TO BE MATURER

I’M A GROWN WOMAN

[prime compass]

What

[frosty drum]

It looks like I'm the old one here

[prime compass]

Stop crashing out

[noble cedar]

STOP BEING NOT YOUNFER THAN ME WAHHH

[prime compass]

Now let me make antimatter

[hollow garden]

Blumi:

[prime compass]

Whats

Tia how old are yuo..

[noble cedar]

15

[prime compass]

Bnuynana

[noble cedar]

But I felt so mature when turning 15 and started assuming everyone is younger than me

BUT NO ONE IS

[prime compass]

Yeah me too

[noble cedar]

WHY

[prime compass]

I dont like these guys

[frosty drum]

https://tenor.com/view/emperor-palpatine-evil-laugh-cackles-star-wars-gif-16520972

[hollow garden]

teenager ahh moment

[prime compass]

Well well welll

[hollow garden]

I mean from 16

[prime compass]

@hollow garden
Lets make a deal ok

[noble cedar]

I’m the main character….. the alpha……..

[hollow garden]

You probably feel that but much more right?

[hollow garden]

What is it

[prime compass]

You let me make antimatter bombs
And I do not attempt to hurt the Syrlstarian Royal Family

[noble cedar]

Wdym?

[prime compass]

Pls klez

[frosty drum]

No
I'm the main character
You're just a Side Character

[prime compass]

I am the Main character

👽👽👽

[frosty drum]

What

[prime compass]

👽👽👽

👽👽👽👽👽

👽👽👽👽👽👽

[frosty drum]

👽

[prime compass]

Maybe we need you banned

[hollow garden]

You know how certain ages feel much older than others

[prime compass]

I guess I- I'm afraid

[noble cedar]

Not really

[prime compass]

I HAVE A PLAN ORTHOR

[hollow garden]

Like how 12 feels much older than 11
And 10 than 9
And 18 for 17

[prime compass]

@hollow garden u never tell me about the deal

[frosty drum]

WHAT IS IT DUTCH

[hollow garden]

It's the same but for 16 and 15 in my theory of age

[noble cedar]

Well the jump from 11 to 12 was big for me

[prime compass]

Moneh

🤑🤑🤑

[noble cedar]

Becauae I was allowed to play games 12 up from then on out

[frosty drum]

HOW WE GONNA GET DA MONEH DUTCHHHH

[prime compass]

Train

🤑🤑

[hollow garden]

no I will never compromise my integrity as a host

[noble cedar]

And 13 because I was legally allowed to use Discord

[prime compass]

Im begging pls klez

I need this

[cunning niche]

W mans

[prime compass]

My moms kinda homeless

[frosty drum]

https://tenor.com/view/arthur-morgan-rdr2-red-dead-redemption-red-dead-redemption2-cowboy-gif-25081803

[prime compass]

Yes

[frosty drum]

@hollow garden Host or I'm forcing you to make Universe mw!!!!!!

[prime compass]

@wraith quarry another 80000 death threats to the Syrlstarian Royal Family!

[noble cedar]

I’m gonna host Among Us Skelt MW 🤑🤑🤑🤑

[rotund oxide]

Xelly switched sides a long time ago

[noble cedar]

https://tenor.com/view/it-gute-nacht-not-gluten-nacht-gluten-nacht-gute-nacht-gif-11419817225655515471

[frosty drum]

YESSSSSS

[hollow garden]

Your family didn't allow you to play games before 12?

Rip

[noble cedar]

Damn

[hollow garden]

Are they strict

[frosty drum]

@rotund oxide you must become a game roomer

[hollow garden]

When are we playing the game the imposter among us

[rotund oxide]

Fate worse than death

[noble cedar]

Were but got more lenient as I got older

[hollow garden]

Kid named twovo:

[hollow garden]

I guess that makes sense

[rotund oxide]

Yup im the third member of silly teacup

[frosty drum]

That's just a galaxy mw THOUGH
IM TALKING 3D MW

[noble cedar]

Well John WB and Dunkaccino are still there

[prime compass]

Ok im hosting

No map

Map war

@frosty drum @hollow garden @noble cedar
Start actions

[rotund oxide]

But im great

[frosty drum]

Blow up the planet

[prime compass]

Its ancients

[noble cedar]

How many trans people are in your clan?

[prime compass]

2

[rotund oxide]

At least me

[frosty drum]

Create cool city called Skolltopia

[marsh lance]

Vogalian religious revival coming soon 🥶

[prime compass]

Ok you create the city
But its cold...

[noble cedar]

Crash the global economy by shooting it with a gun

[prime compass]

Ancient...

[noble cedar]

Is it crashed yet?

[frosty drum]

MAKE FIRES

[prime compass]

@frosty drum
While on a Trip, your guys see a massive Rock creature

[frosty drum]

Fireplaces

[prime compass]

Dont.

Dont do it.

[frosty drum]

Worship the Creature

[prime compass]

On you have warm now

[noble cedar]

The Rock

[hollow garden]

I mean the Indonesian one isn't that active is it?

[prime compass]

It jumps into the water and Puts out the fire

Youre all wet and cold

[rotund oxide]

BECAUSE IT'S NOT A LANGUAGE CHAT

[noble cedar]

@prime compass built a city

[prime compass]

Yes

[rotund oxide]

THEY SPEAK ENGLISH THERE

[prime compass]

Name!

[noble cedar]

The City

[prime compass]

@hollow garden hey nö map map war

Do actions

[rotund oxide]

Indonesian is like barely used there

[frosty drum]

What a piece of shit
Relight the fire
On e it dries

[prime compass]

People from skolltopia flock over to The City

[prime compass]

You have like

5 people

[noble cedar]

Wait The City sounds dystopian

[prime compass]

Ok you reignite the fire

[noble cedar]

Ik what I’m gonna do today

[prime compass]

@hollow garden can u join and actions...

[hollow garden]

What kind of mw is this

[noble cedar]

https://tenor.com/view/god-kira-death-note-opening1-gif-22009866

[prime compass]

Just random

Do some actions

[hollow garden]

I see

@prime compass form a trading station

And sell copper

[prime compass]

Ancient...

[hollow garden]

In exchange for flowers

[noble cedar]

Ea nasir

[prime compass]

Youre all naked ooga booga people

[frosty drum]

Kill animals and wear the hide

[noble cedar]

@prime compass make makeshift clothing for my people out of animal hides

And hunt for animals

[prime compass]

You dont have weapons

[frosty drum]

Then make some

[noble cedar]

As well as lighting fire beneath the shelter of a cave

[prime compass]

You dont have weapons

[noble cedar]

Run them to death

Simple

[hollow garden]

@prime compass can we create makeshift clothing out of fabrics

[prime compass]

What will you use to make weapons?
Youre surrounded by tall trees

[hollow garden]

That we get from grass or plants or whatever

[noble cedar]

But fine carve spears out of wooden sticks

[prime compass]

Yeah but they get easily wet

[frosty drum]

Wood
Sharp wood

[noble cedar]

By using stone

[prime compass]

Congrat
You have spear

Can throw

[hollow garden]

We will hide in caves when it's raining as a solution

@cunning niche it's true

[noble cedar]

Kill animals to get hides

[prime compass]

You have a spear!

[frosty drum]

KILL ANIMALS

[prime compass]

The caves are dark and theres a creature inside

@noble cedar @frosty drum
You stumble upon eachother while hunting

[hollow garden]

Pet it

[noble cedar]

https://tenor.com/view/creature-la-creatura-gif-26426946

[frosty drum]

@noble cedar sup

[hollow garden]

And make it the tribe's pet

[prime compass]

It mauls you to death

[noble cedar]

Kill and cannibalise them

[prime compass]

You kill a couple before the rest flee

[hollow garden]

I-Its o-over?

Isn't it

It's over isn't it

[frosty drum]

@prime compass imma migrate somewhere else

[noble cedar]

Let me say it

It’s a joke

Help

[prime compass]

@noble cedar
Your people are disgusted by the cannibalism

[prime compass]

Nö no keep going

[noble cedar]

I CAN’T SAY /S

[prime compass]

Winter is coming

Snow

The World is falling into an ice age

Mammotheas

[noble cedar]

Oh I gtg

[prime compass]

Sad

@hollow garden @frosty drum ok actions!

Where are the actions!

[frosty drum]

@prime compass LIVE IN CAVES

[noble cedar]

@prime compass ritual mass suicide to ascend to the great beyond

[prime compass]

You find a small dark cave with many tiny creatures

[wraith quarry]

@hollow garden how would the royal family respond to death threats

[prime compass]

You all die and the rock giant stomps on your corpses

[frosty drum]

Make a fire in the cave

[prime compass]

Suddenly the creatures swarm out of the cave

[hollow garden]

I feel like this is metagaming

[prime compass]

You have the cave for yourself

@frosty drum

[wraith quarry]

whar

[prime compass]

@hollow garden do actions!

[hollow garden]

I don't want to keep interfering after stopping being the player of my nation

[frosty drum]

Imma make fires
Then more tools and clothing

[wraith quarry]

The humanoid lizard known as bum-bum
enters the cave

[prime compass]

@wraith quarry hey join the no map map war

[prime compass]

Your people are happy, they are warm
However...food is a big problem

[frosty drum]

Let's make a trap and lure a mammoth in (Pit trap)

[wraith quarry]

@prime compass walk up to skillerz and punch him in the face

[frank latch]

can I join

[prime compass]

Yeah no

[prime compass]

Ok

Its a no map map war

[frank latch]

so
rpg

[prime compass]

This fails ..

[prime compass]

Y...yes

Ok just

Do action

[frosty drum]

Try to invent a Bow and Arrow

[prime compass]

This is...goods

But the arrow is not sharp

[frank latch]

can I take a bunch of sticks off the ground or bushes to create a pile of kindling (I wanna make the fire, ooga booga)

[hollow garden]

Test

[prime compass]

Yes you now have fire

[frosty drum]

Use stone to make it sharp
(Grind it into being sharp)

[prime compass]

@frank latch you are naked and freezing

[hollow garden]

But yes this

[frank latch]

hence the fire

[hollow garden]

@prime compass so what's my tribe situation

[wraith quarry]

@prime compass go to the fire and warm u

[hollow garden]

after the bear incident

[prime compass]

Some arrows break but the rest are fine

[prime compass]

Youre naked

[frank latch]

what's the surrounding landscape like?

[hollow garden]

Can I give them spare wood

[frosty drum]

LETS HUNT ANIMALS!!!!!

[frank latch]

I don't see an issue with this

[hollow garden]

To help them survive

[prime compass]

You see a frozen Lake and very tall trees

[hollow garden]

Public indecency

[frank latch]

so
snow

this is helpful information

[frank latch]

I ain't in the public

ain't I?

[prime compass]

Your people are afraid of the cave
However they have to fight the creature and live in the cave to survive From the cold .

[prime compass]

Yes

[hollow garden]

Can we get out of the cave

[prime compass]

@frank latch you see other naked ooga boogas approaching

[hollow garden]

We do NOT need to be near La creature

[frank latch]

kill them

[prime compass]

Youre not in the cave

[prime compass]

With what?

[hollow garden]

@wraith quarry is it le or la créature

[frank latch]

throw branch

[hollow garden]

My french mentor please help me

[prime compass]

You see a mammoths!

[hollow garden]

Oh so there is no issue?

[wraith quarry]

uhhh idk

[prime compass]

@wraith quarry they seem very hostile

[wraith quarry]

la creature seems normal

[frosty drum]

HUNT ONE

[hollow garden]

Stupid monolingual poisson

[prime compass]

Youre freezing because you have no fire and nö clothes

[frank latch]

is this you?

[wraith quarry]

Charge it and tackle it

[prime compass]

It panics and starts to run

[frank latch]

Hit it on head with branch

[prime compass]

@wraith quarry youre knocked out COLD

[hollow garden]

@prime compass father wood and create kindling to make fire

[frank latch]

I deem thee
THY HOLY BRANCH!

[frosty drum]

Keep chasing it
It'll run out if stamina eventually

[hollow garden]

What about the fabrics clothes

[prime compass]

Gather?

[hollow garden]

😔

[prime compass]

Wet

[hollow garden]

...

[hollow garden]

well they will do

[prime compass]

This attracts..la creatures

[frank latch]

Drag it towards the fire

[hollow garden]

Only sissies can't stand wet clothes

[prime compass]

It reaches a cliff

[hollow garden]

NOOO

Run

[wraith quarry]

https://tenor.com/view/punisher-no-no-no-tanklorde-gif-13191678230910881285

[prime compass]

Yes ..

[hollow garden]

Abandon everything

[prime compass]

It starts chasing each one of you

[frank latch]

@prime compass can I go down to the lake to find smooth stones to sharpen

[prime compass]

One by one, tearing them to shreds

[wraith quarry]

NO NO NO NO

WAIT

WAIT

WAIT

[frosty drum]

Spear and Bow and arrow it

[hollow garden]

Poor mammoth

[prime compass]

On the way you encounter a big brown creature

[hollow garden]

Okay I have a solution

[prime compass]

It dies

[hollow garden]

Go near a cliff and let our strongest man be a lure for it and make him put spices and oils on his body to attract la créature

[frank latch]

climb a tree to study it's behavior

[hollow garden]

And when it comes

[frank latch]

from safety

[hollow garden]

Push la créature over the cliff

[prime compass]

It seems very aggressive

[wraith quarry]

WAKE UP BUM BUM

WAKE UP

BUM-BUM WAKE UP

[prime compass]

The man and la creature die

[frank latch]

break off some branches full of leaves if possible

[frosty drum]

HARVEST ITS ORGANS
and Hide and tusks
To craft into items
And weapons
And storage
And especially food

[hollow garden]

Diddу ahh plan

[frank latch]

like 5 to 7

[prime compass]

You almost fall to the creature but manage to hold onto The tree

[frank latch]

that's wild

[wraith quarry]

https://tenor.com/view/oh-no-soap-gif-22680670

WAKEUP

[hollow garden]

I think it's a mammoth bow

[west path]

@wraith quarry why'd plud leave

[prime compass]

Life has never been better

[frank latch]

it's a bear

[hollow garden]

Are we safe now

[prime compass]

Yes

[wraith quarry]

ion wanna play no more

[frosty drum]

@prime compass @prime compass who's the most successful tribe

[prime compass]

Yes...you can go to the cave

[hollow garden]

Thank allah

[prime compass]

You ...

[west path]

Satanism or justified?

[wraith quarry]

both

[hollow garden]

@prime compass hunt small mammals like rabbits for their hides and create fur clothes

That can withstand ANYTHING

[prime compass]

@frank latch
The creature suddenly gets grabbed by a MASSIVE Rock giant, which swallows it in one go

[frank latch]

@prime compass can I throw objects into some shrubs far from the tree onto the ground to grab the animal's attention and hopefully have it walk away uninterested?

[frank latch]

ok...

normal occurances

[wraith quarry]

https://tenor.com/view/oh-no-soap-gif-22680670

[frosty drum]

Begin hunting more mammoths later
Use their hide as shielding for new huts 🛖

[frank latch]

does the rock giant seem to be interested in me at all?
or know of my existence?

[prime compass]

This works you also have food
Some of your people are starving they eat it raw
They get sick and die

[hollow garden]

Is bro going to cause the mammoth extinction

[prime compass]

Its like what an ant is to humans

[frosty drum]

Thank you gor the suggestion

[hollow garden]

We will experiment with these fires we have

[prime compass]

Thats what you are to the giant

[hollow garden]

By putting the food there before we put it in our mouth

[frosty drum]

@prime compass also try and tame some mammoths as well

[frank latch]

ok
so try to sneak away with the branches we ripped off the tree back towards the fire

[prime compass]

Your people suggest putting a fire in each hut

[prime compass]

The giant laughs at you

[prime compass]

The food is cooked but its very very hot

[frosty drum]

Let's put 1 in a single hut and see what happens to the hut 🛖

[frank latch]

curse him in French

[hollow garden]

Are my people mentally underdeveloped

[prime compass]

A Hut catches on fire

[frosty drum]

I called it

[hollow garden]

Just let it cool a bit

[prime compass]

They are ooga boogas

[hollow garden]

Fair enough

[prime compass]

He blows your fire out and you go FLYING into a cave

[frosty drum]

@prime compass place fires outside the huts

[prime compass]

@hollow garden some guy just FLEW into your cave

[prime compass]

This works well

[frank latch]

@prime compass get up, and recollect our branches

then head back overtowards the extinguished flames

[hollow garden]

Check on him and take care of him until he gets well

[prime compass]

You are surrounded by other ooga boogas
@hollow garden

[hollow garden]

Then fatten him up slowly...

[frank latch]

start hitting them with the branches and curse them in French

[prime compass]

@frank latch
The oogas boogas take care of you

[hollow garden]

WHAT

[prime compass]

@hollow garden they attack you

[hollow garden]

You will pay for this

[prime compass]

But you arent hurt

[hollow garden]

You stranger!!

[frosty drum]

Is fish still alive

[prime compass]

They are too weak to properly attacks

[hollow garden]

Well tell the guy to fuck off

[frank latch]

Don't worry about Fish...

[hollow garden]

And get away

[frank latch]

That's what I'm tryin to do

[prime compass]

"Oogas boogas dooga

@frank latch they throw you and your people out the cave

[frosty drum]

@prime compass

[frank latch]

my people?
I didn't know I had "people"

I thought I was alone

[prime compass]

The mammoths understand the danger you pose and immediatly run away

[prime compass]

🐺

You threw them out

[wraith quarry]

https://tenor.com/view/extreme-wilderness-pro-jerry-loven-dead-body-bagged-body-dead-gif-16620845

[prime compass]

@wraith quarry so you wake up

[frank latch]

anyway
return to the extinguished camp fire and break the branches in half where the leaves are.
Then lay the leaves, in an alternating pattern on top of "the creature" (Fish)

[prime compass]

And you see

[frank latch]

WHY

[hollow garden]

Sigma sigma boy

[prime compass]

Nö signs of other humans

The fire is out

And

Its cold

[north drift]

[frank latch]

@prime compass

[frosty drum]

@prime compass How many people do I have

[frank latch]

hit him on the head with the Holy Branch again

[wraith quarry]

NO

get up and run!

[north drift]

1,000,000,000,000,000

[prime compass]

@wraith quarry @frank latch roll

[wraith quarry]

,roll 4

[haughty inlet]

anonymous_fish

:game_die: You rolled 4

[prime compass]

💀

Bow roll

[frank latch]

,roll 20

[haughty inlet]

builderofworldz

:game_die: You rolled 16

[wraith quarry]

wait i rolled a 50

[frosty drum]

@prime compass what's my population

[prime compass]

@wraith quarry youre knocked out again

[wraith quarry]

NOOO

[frank latch]

🔥

[prime compass]

36

[frank latch]

lay the branches and leaves on top of "the creature" (Fish)

and begin rebuilding the fire

[prime compass]

@wraith quarry you wake up like this

[prime compass]

He begins to scream

[hollow garden]

@prime compass can we help la créature

[frank latch]

,roll Hit him on the head with The Holy Branch again, Let him wake up

[haughty inlet]

builderofworldz

:game_die: Let him wake up

[hollow garden]

From the suffering that's being inflicted on him by the Bowities

[prime compass]

You dont know he exists

[hollow garden]

My son can smell him

[prime compass]

He is crying

[prime compass]

No your son stinks

[hollow garden]

He has really good smelling skills

[hollow garden]

Tell him to shower

[prime compass]

@frosty drum
You have tamed a mammoth

[wraith quarry]

@prime compass try to get the branches off of me and sit up

[frosty drum]

W

[prime compass]

He refuses

[prime compass]

@frank latch

[north drift]

t̪θ̘̃ʲ̹̝ʰ͡ɮ˥ɣ̘˞ⁿ̃t̠ɹ̠̊˔᷈

[prime compass]

What do you do?!

[prime compass]

You start getting up

@hollow garden you hear howls

[frank latch]

@prime compass Curse him in French, and then go down to the lake to retrieve rocks. By smashing them on other rocks and then sharpening the jagged edges.

[prime compass]

It seems...more of la creature are arriving

[frank latch]

les

[prime compass]

Shut

[frank latch]

les is plural

[north drift]

Bye

[prime compass]

You dont see him he has escaped

[frosty drum]

@prime compass use it for storage for long journey
As well as mounts
Also take care of it well

[wraith quarry]

@prime compass get up and grab a branch...
follow him and hit him with the blunt edge of the branch

[frank latch]

block with The Holy Branch

[wraith quarry]

,roll 20

[haughty inlet]

anonymous_fish

:game_die: You rolled 16

[prime compass]

The other mammoths see how well you treat the one you tamed
You have tamed...3

[frank latch]

oh no

,roll 20

[haughty inlet]

builderofworldz

:game_die: You rolled 10

[frank latch]

[wraith quarry]

yay

[frosty drum]

MEGA W

[frank latch]

[prime compass]

@wraith quarry you knock out the ooga booga

[prime compass]

Yes you can now ride long distance

[wraith quarry]

hit it 3 or 4 times with the branch again

[prime compass]

The Rock giant sits atop the mountain and is watching the fight between @wraith quarry and @frank latch

[frosty drum]

We shall scout out the surroundings first

[prime compass]

Its knocked out for good

[frank latch]

[prime compass]

You find more trees and a lake

[frank latch]

https://tenor.com/view/wake-up-dog-doggy-hooman-get-up-gif-4229210329433945821

[wraith quarry]

it will sleep for a while

[frosty drum]

@wraith quarry @frank latch wtf are yall doing

[frank latch]

I just wanted to kidnap him

[wraith quarry]

@prime compass grab one of its rocks and drag him back to the fire

area

[prime compass]

Its heavy

But you are able to do it

[frank latch]

https://tenor.com/view/frank-castle-wait-please-stop-please-no-please-gif-21133188

[frosty drum]

Any mammoths there?

[prime compass]

No but some strange creature with something horn like on the head

Its very bigs

Around as big as the creature bow saw

[wraith quarry]

@prime compass when i reach the campfire area, scan the surroundings

[north drift]

I just changed my profile picture

[prime compass]

It is...silent
Nö one in sight

[wraith quarry]

and also drop his body to the ground, cover it with branches as well

[prime compass]

yes...

[wraith quarry]

Find a bush and acquire primitive cover up

to keep warm

[prime compass]

Youre finally warm

[north drift]

K

[prime compass]

@hollow garden hey come

@frank latch do u wanna try wake up..

[frank latch]

sure

[frosty drum]

@prime compass How many mammoths and people do I have now

[frank latch]

Though
Idk how to consciously wake up...

[wraith quarry]

@prime compass return to the campsite and curse at the ooga booga

[prime compass]

You have 36 people and 6 babies
5 mammoths

[prime compass]

He wakes up and hears you curse at him

[frosty drum]

Tame more Mammoths

@frank latch @wraith quarry how many people do you have

[prime compass]

None in sight

[north drift]

I'm going to general

[wraith quarry]

im just me

[prime compass]

They are alone

[frank latch]

am has 1 person in my group

[elder arch]

https://tenor.com/view/riddler-paul-dano-new-rockstars-thumbnail-does-he-know-he-doesnt-know-gif-27552850

[frank latch]

his name

is I

[wraith quarry]

@prime compass are theyre any nearby caves

[prime compass]

You look around and find one

Some people are already here

[frank latch]

Curse back at him

[prime compass]

@hollow garden

[wraith quarry]

grab the ooga booga by the arm and go to the cave

[prime compass]

Youre too weak to speak

[prime compass]

Yes...you go to cave

@wraith quarry the cave is dark

Its

Silent

Creepy

[wraith quarry]

smell the wall

[prime compass]

And it looks like theres a drop

[prime compass]

You smell...animal piss

[frank latch]

unreal

[wraith quarry]

🤔

look over where it drops to see if i can see anything

[prime compass]

You see a big hole in the middle of the cave

[prime compass]

You see...a lot of water

And you hear something

Its the Rock giant

He is taking a bath

Unlike YOU

You stinky ooga booga

[wraith quarry]

walk away from the edge

[frank latch]

@prime compass look about my surroundings

are you allowed to say that here...

[wraith quarry]

@mystic garden LOL

[pine copper]

@potent sphinx do you hate cats?

[prime compass]

Youre in the cave with @wraith quarry

[frank latch]

why am I in a cave

[bold glade]

Fascinating

[frosty drum]

LMFAO

[frank latch]

can I get up and try to escape?

[prime compass]

@wraith quarry dragged you

[bold glade]

Thank you whoever deleted it

Fix ur bot

[mystic garden]

let's not talk about it 🤫

[wraith quarry]

too late

[prime compass]

Baka

[wraith quarry]

already screenshotted

[pine copper]

Telling everyone

[bold glade]

Same

[wraith quarry]

and sent to every satellite server im in

[hardy saffron]

Cursed!

@wraith quarry has been cursed with Curse of the OwO!
I will make your messages cuter OwO

[prime compass]

Cloudrider derailed...

[bold glade]

Mf

[wraith quarry]

bruh

[frank latch]

let's be honest though
it's another reason we should hate him

[mystic garden]

wait this channel is not whitelisted

[prime compass]

@wraith quarry @frank latch @frosty drum actions actions

[mystic garden]

you're lucky this time

[frank latch]

I escape

[wraith quarry]

alright

[frank latch]

waiting on update...

[frosty drum]

Set up the huts at the new location

[bold glade]

[prime compass]

Roll 🤫🤫🤫

[wraith quarry]

,roll 20

[haughty inlet]

anonymous_fish

:game_die: You rolled 14

[mystic garden]

https://tenor.com/view/life-is-strange-consequences-this-action-will-have-consequences-butterfly-gif-26822254

[frank latch]

,roll 20

[haughty inlet]

builderofworldz

:game_die: You rolled 17

[bold glade]

,roll yes, no

[haughty inlet]

varticity

:game_die: yes

[frank latch]

🙏

[prime compass]

Yes yes

[wraith quarry]

NO

[potent sphinx]

❌

[bold glade]

Ah shit

[north drift]

roll 11

[prime compass]

https://tenor.com/view/wow-rogan-shocked-what-surprised-gif-16534811

[frank latch]

Get back to the camp site and grab The Holy Branch in case la creature follows me out

[prime compass]

@frank latch you start running away
@wraith quarry you see him run away

[prime compass]

Shhh

[wraith quarry]

insane

[prime compass]

@wraith quarry do u chase after

[wraith quarry]

@prime compass search the rest of the cave

[frank latch]

do this anyway

[prime compass]

You see some shiny thing

Its...green

[wraith quarry]

emerald

[prime compass]

It doesnt follow
You arrive and see..many huts

[prime compass]

Etruw

True

[frank latch]

at my camp site?

[prime compass]

@wild mason wanna join

[prime compass]

A bit further away but close

They have mammoths...

[frosty drum]

@frank latch hello there

[frank latch]

run towards the camp site

and swear at them in French

[prime compass]

@frosty drum the guy curses at you you dont understand

[frosty drum]

Fire a warning shot

[prime compass]

No guns

No nothing

Ph

Ohd

Soories

[frosty drum]

@prime compass bow and arrow

[prime compass]

@frank latch they shoot an arrow near you

[frank latch]

keep running

[prime compass]

They laugh at you

[frank latch]

swear at them in French again

[bold glade]

@jaunty mason

[frosty drum]

@prime compass Arrow him

[prime compass]

They shoot another arrow
This one Hits your foot

[wraith quarry]

@prime compass grab the shiny green and leave the cave

[frank latch]

how

[bold glade]

[frank latch]

I am running away

they would not have had the range to hit me

[prime compass]

Shhh

Do not argue with host

[frosty drum]

YOU NEVER SAID THAT
YOU SAID YOU WRRE RUNNINT TOWARDS US

[frank latch]

and if they had a full draw of the bow, they wouldn't have been able to catch up

so I outrun them

[wraith quarry]

@frank latch do a saving throw check

[prime compass]

You feel...a surge of energy pass through you

[frank latch]

no?

[frosty drum]

@frank latch you also swore at us in french

[frank latch]

I said I was running towards the camp site

[frosty drum]

Twice

[frank latch]

MY camp site

[wraith quarry]

https://tenor.com/view/jojo-kono-power-kono-powa-jotaro-part4-gif-21152514

[frank latch]

,roll 20

[haughty inlet]

builderofworldz

:game_die: You rolled 11

[wraith quarry]

punch my open hand out in front of me

[prime compass]

You are...strong

[wraith quarry]

arrow hits your foot

[prime compass]

You have 6 packs

[frosty drum]

Not your campsite anymore
It was long abandoned

[prime compass]

And...

You can run fast

[frank latch]

"long abaondoned"

[wraith quarry]

run out of the cave as fast as I can

[frank latch]

I was away for 30 minutes

[prime compass]

8 days

[frank latch]

bro what

[frosty drum]

IT WAS DAYS AT LEAST

[frank latch]

how is that even possible

[prime compass]

You hit a tree and KNOCKED OUT

[prime compass]

Misinformation

[frank latch]

He hit me with a branch

[frosty drum]

Time dilation is Crazy

[wraith quarry]

NOO

[prime compass]

Fish is KNOCKED THE FUCK OUT

[frank latch]

I was not knocked out for 8 days by a branch

Fish wasn't even knocked out for a couple of hours

[prime compass]

You have some weird like dream about the Rock giant

It had a friend

[frank latch]

retcon it...

[prime compass]

A green friend

[wraith quarry]

https://tenor.com/view/steinbeißer-steinbeisser-steinfresser-laugh-monster-funny-gif-16168514

[prime compass]

But it got murked by the Rock giant

[noble cedar]

Unendliche Geschichte

[wraith quarry]

i dont speak east french

[prime compass]

Ok west german

@wraith quarry so you wake up in the Rock giants cave

[frosty drum]

@noble cedar guess what happened

[frank latch]

so
Belemin where am I

[wraith quarry]

☠️

scan my surroundings

[frank latch]

cus obviously you messed something up...

[wraith quarry]

search for my emerald

[prime compass]

And you see the Rock giant

It is asking you where you got the EMERALD

[prime compass]

Youre...

Running...away from skillerz

With a bleeding foot

[wraith quarry]

I gots the green from the cave

[frank latch]

bs btw

[prime compass]

He DEMANDS you give it to him

[frank latch]

I was running away
how would he hit me

[prime compass]

Will you just...play

And not argue

[frosty drum]

There's more than 1 person shooting at you btw

[wraith quarry]

hand it over 😔

[prime compass]

He examines it

And...

@wraith quarry he throws the emerald at you...

[frank latch]

no bro 😭
I just got a, probably lethal injury
because for some reason time doesn't work?

[prime compass]

Fine....fine.....

Your foot is

Mildly in pain from all the running

[frank latch]

and
I don't really understand
why am I near skillerz now?

[wraith quarry]

catch it i will

[prime compass]

Skillerz moved

[prime compass]

He tells you to not go after more emeralds

[frank latch]

but like...
in the time I was knocked out?

[wraith quarry]

I shall only keep this one

[prime compass]

Y..e.s........ .. . . .

[prime compass]

Ok he tells you to go

[frank latch]

how long was I knocked out for...

[prime compass]

,roll 20

[haughty inlet]

belemin_

:game_die: You rolled 13

[prime compass]

13 hours

[frank latch]

cus I feel like getting hit in the head by the blunt side of a branch would knock me out for at most a couple hours

[frank latch]

yes...
and in that time Skillerz moved

[prime compass]

Kinda tweaking rn

[prime compass]

Lets say .....it wasnt a long distance skillerz moved

[frank latch]

how long was Fish knocked out for though?

[wraith quarry]

leave and attempt to go back to camp

[frank latch]

cus
I feel like I would have been able to gather all the branches and even my stones before he woke up. Even with the giant and the bear.

[wraith quarry]

@frank latch bro chill

[prime compass]

You hit him with the Stick 4-5 times

Hmmm

[frank latch]

O

[prime compass]

,roll 20

[haughty inlet]

belemin_

:game_die: You rolled 13

[frank latch]

I'm just annoyed

[prime compass]

This sounds

A bit

[frank latch]

cus I'm not being allowed to do anything

[prime compass]

Lets say around...5 hours

[prime compass]

You see skillerz

And his people

[prime compass]

Play ... play

[wraith quarry]

travel to them

[frank latch]

can I walk like 30 miles away from this location?

[frosty drum]

@prime compass afk for a few minutes
Keep it going
(I'll be watching)

[prime compass]

Oh

[prime compass]

How much is this in km..

Wait

[prime compass]

Yes..this will take a bit

8 hour walk

[noble cedar]

Guh?

[prime compass]

@frank latch
After a long long walk you find a pond with water

Do you drink..

[frank latch]

no

[prime compass]

But you are thirsty

And also hungry

[frank latch]

can I dig out a large area in the snow, break a ton of twigs and small branches to once again start a fire

[prime compass]

Yes you are warm again

Food...and drink

[frank latch]

can I climb a tree and wait for birds or squirrels to catch and then bludgeon to death with The Holy Branch

[prime compass]

You get 2 birds and 3 squirrels

Do you want to cook them over the fire

[frank latch]

yes

[frosty drum]

Still watching

[frank latch]

but
cut them open with the sharp rock we made and cook their meat

[prime compass]

Its delicious

Do you want to cook all of them?

[frank latch]

yes

[prime compass]

How will you store them

[frank latch]

as for water
we will drink from the pond where the water is clear and clean.

[prime compass]

Or will you eat them all

[frank latch]

just put them in the snow
cover them
and mark their location with a stick and or stone

[prime compass]

You see a deer while drinking
It seems distracted

[prime compass]

You do zis

And go drink water