🎲game-room

[cunning niche]

@hollow garden tell me some other candidates pls since my dad refuses to educated me on egyptian politics

[west path]

also

im referring to the west

in general

[brittle gust]

Trump was an actor???

[west path]

not egypt

[cunning niche]

Yes

[west path]

yea

[cunning niche]

He was in home alone

And had his own reality tv show

[west path]

real..

[hollow garden]

What is this bill he proposed

[brittle gust]

I thought he was just a rich dude

[west path]

yeah but he was also an actor

it boosted his popularity further

[cunning niche]

In home alone two kevin asked trump for directions in the hotel

[west path]

insane

[brittle gust]

Nothing. He started out last year after his dumb, narcissist and weak movie which i refuse to watch because it didn't even make a good even on the box office.
I hate him with every fiber in my body cus I used to watch his movies on repeat as a kid

He devolved

His movies are CRAP

(his old ones are gold)

[cunning niche]

@hollow garden pls!

[brittle gust]

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Greatest_of_All_Time

[brittle gust]

Cost 400cr to make, grossed around 450cr

[west path]

is that cooked

[brittle gust]

Yes

That's around 45million to make

But you get a box office revenue of 50 million

Is that really profitable?

I'm glad he quit acting

But now he's a politician

Which is worse

[hollow garden]

The other 3 candidates were
Sabahi who was a long time opposition activist and he is a secular left wing nasserist
Abou Al foruh who was an Islamist and a salafist from Al nour party and also a brotherhood member (I think?)
Moussa was a left wing secular and social liberal candidate

Moussa had a long time diplomatic career

And he was previously a minister of foreign affairs in Mubarak's cabinet

[west path]

no not really

[balmy epoch]

Foruh should have won 💔

[balmy epoch]

nvm sabahi

[hollow garden]

Hell nah

[brittle gust]

Nuh uh

[hollow garden]

The Al nour party has some VERY interesting opinions about women and minorities

[brittle gust]

Moussa should've

[balmy epoch]

which minorities

[hollow garden]

It's a shame moussa and sabahi split the votes

Of the secular voter base

[balmy epoch]

Muslims?

[hollow garden]

Mainly copts

[brittle gust]

If Gandhi was a mysogenist, you too can be one(/j)

[balmy epoch]

copts should rule Egypt ngl

[brittle gust]

The kushites should rule egypt

[balmy epoch]

if the Muslims are taking over Europe we will take over the Middle East

[brittle gust]

Bee, what do you think about the allegations that the muslims will become the biggest religious community in India by 2050(it's false)

[hollow garden]

I believe this is just fearmongering

[brittle gust]

Ding ding!

[balmy epoch]

they have Pakistan

[hollow garden]

Muslims and Hindus in India have similar birth rate trends

And generally in the world birth rates are falling everywhere

[west path]

im going to make anglicans the biggest religious community in india by 2050

[brittle gust]

We don't have anglicans

If we do it's a very small amount

We do have protestants

[west path]

too bad cuh

youre gonna get them now

[brittle gust]

I believe there is a lutherein church in my way to school

And a number of Church of India churches

[brittle gust]

I think they might be Protestant?

[balmy epoch]

I’m 99% sure the meitei in manipur are Anglican

[brittle gust]

Church of south india*

My bad

[balmy epoch]

I have some knowledge on northeastern India cuz of my research on Myanmar

[brittle gust]

True but... No one notices the NE

[balmy epoch]

it will be freed soon

[balmy epoch]

ngl tho it’s the best part of India

underrated

[brittle gust]

False

It will become the oilcapital of India once we invade myanmar

Frfr

[balmy epoch]

Myanmar is gonna invade it first

once the war ends all the armed groups can traffic arms to the armed groups in NE

[hollow garden]

India is becoming Christian

The new conspiracy theory

[hollow garden]

What is that

[balmy epoch]

the northeast

that area north of Bangladesh

[brittle gust]

Once war starts, everyone is going to enlist

We don't even need a draft

[cunning niche]

Oh okay thanks

[thin mural]

HI

oh sorry

[steep merlin]

The oldest cat video on YouTube dates back to 1894 (when it was made, not when it was uploaded, duh).

[prime compass]

@prisma flame @frosty drum lets get this easy money!!!

[steep merlin]

Puppies’ eyes do not fully open until they’re about 12 days old.

[prisma flame]

Ok

[prime compass]

Do not approach.

[wild mason]

So

Where's

The map war

[prime compass]

Idk

[frank latch]

I already am btw

[spring bison]

youre getting banned from wb

[frank latch]

reason?
proof?

[prime compass]

Not hosting

[spring bison]

youre a hater

[bold glade]

Lebrawn Jaymes 🗣️

[spring bison]

https://tenor.com/view/dr-house-dr-gregory-house-dr-gregory-gif-13514172004559334125

[frank latch]

you're more of a hater than anyone in game room

[spring bison]

a lie btw

[frank latch]

truth btw

[spring bison]

I love everyone regardless of their gender

[wraith quarry]

he speaks the truth

[west path]

MTC4..

it speaks to me

[cunning niche]

@wraith quarry u will host today

Im tired of my projects not being finished

[alpine raft]

@mystic garden why cant we use roll

,roll 20

[rose cape]

,roll 20

[bold glade]

,roll 500

[alpine raft]

this is actually a big problem

[steep merlin]

:game_die: 192 (1 - 500)

[alpine raft]

tf

[west path]

bot might be down

[alpine raft]

how you do that?

[west path]

ok we need to use yagdb

[west path]

its like roll 20 but you change the prefix to -

[bronze harbor]

Whats happening with the commabds

[west path]

so

[steep merlin]

:game_die: 13 (1 - 20)

:game_die: 183567788622103 (1 - 9999999999999999)

Bad roll format: ∞

[bold glade]

Hush

[steep merlin]

Bad roll format: -∞

Bad roll format: @mystic garden

[bronze harbor]

,roll 150

[haughty inlet]

csocso666_09294

:game_die: You rolled 66

[bold glade]

,roll 600

[haughty inlet]

varticity

:game_die: You rolled 598

[wraith quarry]

idk

[bronze harbor]

,roll 150

[haughty inlet]

csocso666_09294

:game_die: You rolled 59

[bronze harbor]

,roll 150

[haughty inlet]

csocso666_09294

:game_die: You rolled 85

[bronze harbor]

,roll 150

[haughty inlet]

csocso666_09294

:game_die: You rolled 49

[bronze harbor]

,roll150

,roll 150

[haughty inlet]

csocso666_09294

:game_die: You rolled 143

[cunning niche]

No im saying YOU WILL host tosay

[frank latch]

wild

[rose cape]

You will host today.

[steep merlin]

This pup, Nesbit, earned over one million Delta airline miles in his life and had his own frequent flier card.

[hollow garden]

Don't let them pressure u fishe

[hollow garden]

BOW

hii

How are you doing

[frank latch]

ok
I want to be done with being sick

and
I'm annoyed

because windows 11 sucks

[novel jay]

I still am

[rose cape]

You will host today as well.

or you are BANNED from my minecraft server

[wraith quarry]

small village and surrounding farmlands along border

[frank latch]

why does that look exactly like the map I made

I mean...
it looks fairly similar

[prisma flame]

#🌎general message

[frank latch]

I think I should sue for this

the fact it's also between yellow and green factions...
a river going northwest to southeast...
a couple tributary streams flowing south from the north.

[west path]

i side with fish

[frank latch]

unreal

you're biased though

[bronze harbor]

Check out #1335276358338871470 34k can be won with only risking 1k. But before playing take a look at the introduction and the rules

[wild mason]

What border is this

[bold glade]

~bt

[hardy saffron]

@bold glade: <SHATA Divided 185888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888, tower (Melantian

[bold glade]

Mf

[bold glade]

@bronze harbor

[bronze harbor]

Logical

[west path]

new mtc4 map?

[rose cape]

real

@west path are the poznan allegations true?

[west path]

what

[rose cape]

that you killed 9 children in poznan

[west path]

that was nekcrop

[rose cape]

do you live in one of these cities

[west path]

no

i live in Aland

[rose cape]

unreal

[rose cape]

never heard of it

[west path]

ok good because its not real

[rose cape]

why did you lie about lviing in gdansk

[west path]

i live near gdansk not in gdansk

well im closer to gdynia but shh

[cerulean siren]

Hi

[frosty drum]

HELLO THERE

[frank latch]

😭

as someone from Aland
I find this highly offensive

[west path]

florida isnt Aland

[rose cape]

https://hypotheticalhurricanes.fandom.com/wiki/Hurricane_Aland_(2030) erm... explain this

[frank latch]

real

[frosty drum]

I was there

[rose cape]

bro went from mini soda to florida just to get hit by a hurricane

crazy

[frosty drum]

It was so big it made it into minnesota

[rose forge]

wut

[sour grotto]

i remember this

[wraith quarry]

i didnt even realize this

[wraith quarry]

Allania and petoria

the war will come soon

[novel jay]

Session 3

@cerulean siren

[prime compass]

THE CHAMPION HAS A NAME

THATS CHARLES OLIVIERA BROTHER

[prisma flame]

Can I make a second colony

[prime compass]

https://tenor.com/view/charles-oliveira-belt-gif-12277149816581701902

[novel jay]

@rose cape @frank latch @prisma flame

[novel jay]

Sure, but it won’t be a player

[prisma flame]

Ok

[prisma flame]

Make one somehwere there

Somewhere

[novel jay]

Achafelaya basin?

(Butchered it)

[cerulean siren]

hola

@novel jay state of the colony?

[prisma flame]

Sort of but would it just be an npc

Or would i control it

[vital latch]

@novel jay After landing begin putting any resources we brought with us to use, build basic shelter for the time being as we prepare for a busy few months.

[novel jay]

It’s expanded to about 1/3 of Long Island; major trading stop

[novel jay]

You would

[novel jay]

You have ~300 settlers to start

[prisma flame]

Ok so make the colony and now I want to focus on making ships and training sailors to trade in the main one

Actually

Don't i have that merchant

[frosty drum]

@novel jay can I join or is it full

[prisma flame]

Idk i forgot

[vital latch]

good to know, current goal is to get storage rooms and housing for everyone, for now set up around the small river which I hope to be valid drinking water

[novel jay]

@wild mason @marsh lance @midnight ocean

[prisma flame]

Is anyone else a Portugal colony

[cerulean siren]

Are there any manjor business

[novel jay]

You could request a colony for Portugal (that will be next session due to the one book established happening this session), or you can request another European power outside the existing roster

[novel jay]

Dutch West India Company

[novel jay]

Yeah

[cerulean siren]

@novel jay expand the rrading capabilities with more ships and hire more dock workers

[novel jay]

You currently have enough to self-employ

[frosty drum]

I'll think about it

[prisma flame]

Ok we need to get started on better trade

So like what about the Caribbean

[novel jay]

@prisma flame

@vital latch

[prisma flame]

Good good. I want the settlers there to build a town and also harvest materials

[vital latch]

wait this river thing is fresh water right

[novel jay]

That’s an open area to trade; you do have some existing trade with Brazil

[prisma flame]

Ok trade with the Caribbean and mexico if it exists

Does it exist

Since its north america

[novel jay]

It’s a bay, brackish; but most people don’t get their water from the river, mainly wells

[cerulean siren]

Can we expand our tradeeline along the east coast

[novel jay]

It’s left out of the current map

[vital latch]

[prisma flame]

Ok then just trade with the carribbean

Caribbean

[novel jay]

@hollow wasp Session btw

[prisma flame]

I see it now

The alabama empire

[novel jay]

It is still there, you are trading

[prisma flame]

Alabama claims the southern portion of the continent

Except the Florida peninsula

[spring bison]

@prisma flame the dutch agreed to let me use their ships for money

[prisma flame]

Idk what its actually called

[novel jay]

Also, you have a partner in Miami

[spring bison]

wdym

[novel jay]

Another colonist

[spring bison]

new player?

[prisma flame]

Do you wanna trade

What are you

Which nation

[spring bison]

spain

[prisma flame]

Trade

[vital latch]

@novel jay Build a well for water 🤑

[frosty drum]

https://discord.com/channels/522561390330904585/1333556404510003240
Season 13 starting

[novel jay]

Yeah

[novel jay]

You dig a ~50 foot pit

[vital latch]

with water now achieved, we need to unlock food. have a group of about 12 people set up a farm in our area.

[novel jay]

You can easily reach English colonies @balmy epoch @frosty drum, Sweden @wild mason, Denmark @rose cape, the Scottish (BOW), and the French colony by @marsh lance

[novel jay]

What crop?

[novel jay]

What would you like to do?

[frosty drum]

I have an English Colony?

[novel jay]

Mentioned the wrong person

[spring bison]

repair the flood damages idk

[vital latch]

what did we bring with us?

[wild mason]

Can't really play rn my family is doing Christmas in February

[novel jay]

That’s already been done

[frosty drum]

Regular Season Results

[spring bison]

then expand the farms to feed the people and begin cash crops

[novel jay]

You can line up actions for later

[novel jay]

What crops?

[spring bison]

that make lots of cash

[novel jay]

Wheat, Rye, Millet, tons of vegetables, and 5 pigs

[frosty drum]

Playoff picture

[novel jay]

I’m asking what cash crops you would like to harvest

[novel jay]

Go to your thread, cretan

[spring bison]

Florida's cash crops include tomatoes, oranges, sugarcane, and fresh fruits.
Tomatoes
Florida is one of the first states to get warm sunshine, which is ideal for growing tomatoes.
South Florida produces almost half of the fresh tomatoes sold in the United States.
Oranges
Oranges are one of the leading crop commodities in Florida.
Sugarcane
Sugarcane is used for sugar and seed.
Fresh fruits
Florida exports fresh fruits like strawberries, watermelons, blueberries, melons, oranges, and grapefruits.
Other cash crops
Brussels sprouts: A cruciferous vegetable that grows well in North Florida.
Pomegranates: An alternative crop that is being researched for varieties that can produce marketable yields in Florida's humid climate.
Floriculture: A leading crop commodity in Florida.
Other crops grown in Florida include bell peppers and sweet corn.

[gilded harbor]

ew

[vital latch]

Alright, set up the pigs in the farm; with intent to obtain more of them at one point or another.
Make two fields, one for wheet and one for potatoes.

[novel jay]

Most of those are regular crops, so I’m just going to pick Sugarcane, since it lasts the longest

[novel jay]

Alright; the soil in this area is pretty wet almost all the time, so most crops aren’t at full production; you do carry about 7 months rations on the ships

[cerulean siren]

Great!

[novel jay]

@spring bison Since you are pretty close to the east coast, and trade with the Dutch, you have an effective method to get your raw sugarcane to Europe

[novel jay]

It’s called La Florida by the Spanish

[spring bison]

process the sugarcaned locally before selling it

[prisma flame]

Trade me

😠

[frosty drum]

WHOS GONNA WIN

[novel jay]

It’s more time and labour intensive, but it preserves well enough to allow you to trade larger quantities onto 1 ship; plus, it gives some people jobs

[novel jay]

https://tenor.com/view/family-guy-peter-griffin-omg-oh-my-god-who-the-hell-cares-gif-5137136

[frosty drum]

The 24-26 people who actually made a team:

[novel jay]

What else do you want to do (also, your population is currently 900 civilians)

[frosty drum]

Final score.

[novel jay]

None of them are here

[frosty drum]

You made a team

[spring bison]

clear up more land to set up for cotton and coffee plantations also encourage more settlers to come into the colony

btw set up a food import to fill up any increase in food demand

[novel jay]

You set it up; the coffee will take a few years to start being harvested

@rose cape You remember that you found that Viking village, right?

Also, @cerulean siren, didn’t you do something last session?

[novel jay]

Also, about the natives, the battle basically eliminated most; all that’s left of their warriors is a few bands occasionally raiding farms

[west path]

guh

peak

[prisma flame]

Keep the settlers armed especially farmers. They're allowed to shoot any natives that aren't aligned with us

[frosty drum]

Btw most successful thing I've done in game forums or the game channels

[novel jay]

Alright

Hi laven

[marsh lance]

@novel jay build a palisade along the rims of our settlement and make forest clearings for more crops in summer

[prisma flame]

Is there anything in the second colony that can be traded

Or resources that could be harvested

[novel jay]

Alright (it’s currently late spring, 1594)

[marsh lance]

Ah

My settlement is named borgeouisville right?

[novel jay]

The bayou is filled with huge cypress trees; very sought after for their wood

[novel jay]

Yes

[prisma flame]

Ok the goal is to harvest as much as possible and ship them out

Also if we run into natives

Then uh

[marsh lance]

@novel jay build a small boat dock aswell, where we will assemble rafts and accommodate larger ships

[novel jay]

Since it’s a swamp, you can just ship it out straight

[novel jay]

Nobody lives here, you settled on a circular hill popping out of the bayou

[prisma flame]

Ok thats godo

Good

[novel jay]

You do catch ships coming from Northern Europe to the east coast

[prisma flame]

Did i commit the first native murders

In the mw

[novel jay]

Honey bee did

[novel jay]

Also, do you know who your neighbours are?

[gilded harbor]

what

[novel jay]

@cerulean siren You have a problem; you find a bunch of neutral natives on Manhattan island; one of your trappers, fearing them, shot one, before getting dismembered and thrown into the Hudson

[hollow wasp]

Is the session still ongoing?

[novel jay]

Yes

[marsh lance]

I think bookish

[hollow wasp]

Can I start off by building a wall around my little settlement?

[novel jay]

No; BOW (Scotland) and Amaz (Denmark)

Bookish is in Portugal

[spring bison]

@novel jay import some fishing equipment and begin fishing

[novel jay]

Also, @hollow wasp is also in Spain

[hollow wasp]

👋

[spring bison]

crazy

[marsh lance]

Ah

[spring bison]

btw how many new settlers came in

[novel jay]

It’s much like your settlements in the Caribbean; You make a wooden wall, 7 feet high, around the settlement (0.5 acres in size)

[hollow wasp]

Epic, how many people do I have?

[novel jay]

50 (They heard of you getting the wrath of god, so not as many showed up as you wanted)

[novel jay]

350

[spring bison]

how many people do I have now

[hollow garden]

@spring bison socialism

[novel jay]

1,000

[hollow wasp]

Ok time to activate my inner Spanish conquistador

[spring bison]

whats the biggest native army that we know off

[hollow wasp]

Try to meet leaders of local tribes

[spring bison]

Like that has been found across all colonies

[novel jay]

The one defeated by @prisma flame, a few hundred. There are villages, mainly just mildly perturbed about you guys

[spring bison]

and how big was bookish's army

[prisma flame]

My population was the army

Btw

[hollow wasp]

Real. What country are u?

[prisma flame]

Alabama policy will be that every child has to be trained with shooting

And person

[prisma flame]

Portugal

[novel jay]

There are a couple of villages nearby. Some people are saying that they have gold

[spring bison]

I will write the communist manifesto

[novel jay]

About 100 militia men in a makeshift stone fort

[hollow wasp]

Invite their leaders for a feast in my settlement

[hollow wasp]

🇵🇹

[spring bison]

create an militia force of 100 and build palisades across out territory

our

[hollow wasp]

Crazy

[prisma flame]

Do you even have natives

I think the natives aren't a threat here anymore

It's other colonies

[novel jay]

The dinner goes well; a few of them know Spanish. A few decline the offer.

[hollow wasp]

Could we possibly get trade running?

Maybe pigs or something for gold?

[novel jay]

There is one hiccup after. You give them milk and cheese; Native Americans are all lactose intolerant. When they get home, they all believed you poisoned them

[novel jay]

You set up a palisade around the town ( you do have a big stone fort)

[hollow garden]

Communism

We all want it

[hollow wasp]

Ah, invite them to my settlement for a formal apology (I want to capture them and ransom them mid ceremony, kill their bodyguards)

[novel jay]

Also, I don’t think you have an industry yet

[marsh lance]

Dried fish

😱

[hollow garden]

hi

[hollow wasp]

Hi

[spring bison]

@novel jay expand cash crop plantations to include tobacco and also expand the port to allow for more exportation and imports

[cerulean siren]

can we ally and peace with them

[novel jay]

Most decline. 2 of them, more forgiving and willing to accept your apology, show up, and get slaughtered

[novel jay]

Oh right

[hollow wasp]

Did we capture the chiefs though? That ransom money will help delevop

[spring bison]

youve just accelerated the creation of a war btw

[novel jay]

One died in the struggle, ones alive

[hollow wasp]

Ik, gotta play the character

[hollow wasp]

Ransom him back to the tribe (kill the people who brought the money and kill the chief when we have the money)

[novel jay]

They agree to not go to war with you; they want peace, but ask for some European goods in exchange for the ones killed

[novel jay]

The port is expanded to accommodate carracks; the first tobacco seeds are planted

[novel jay]

A couple delegates come; they bring a chest with a couple gold nuggets, and the plan goes through

[hollow wasp]

Epic

Now train a militia in case of attack

[spring bison]

can I stablish trade with the mainland england and france

and maybe venice too if possible

[novel jay]

You have (through @cerulean siren )

[novel jay]

~50 are armed

[novel jay]

Wait, is that it?

[hollow garden]

I want

to create conflict

Who wants to hire me as an administrator

[spring bison]

Do that

[hollow garden]

I will be useful!

[hollow wasp]

Cool, are any of the tribes stirring?

[hollow wasp]

Mememe

[spring bison]

is venice possible too

[hollow garden]

And I will manage things very very nice

[hollow wasp]

More conflict= more yay

[marsh lance]

Uhh

[hollow garden]

I think?

[marsh lance]

Yeah i need more

[novel jay]

You get no word

[hollow wasp]

Ok good

[hollow garden]

[marsh lance]

Send parties out to look for any valuable resources like minerals or metals

[hollow garden]

I will be your advisor lad

[hollow wasp]

You’re hired

[hollow wasp]

Woohoo!

[hollow wasp]

What do you think I should do from here?

[hollow garden]

@hollow wasp my sir can I get a map of our current possessions in this thing the new hip kids call the "new world"

[hollow garden]

Well we should try to get our colonies to be well

[hollow wasp]

Of course

[hollow garden]

and get more land I think

[hollow wasp]

We, are the colony

[hollow garden]

Then we should take care in making ourselves well

[hollow wasp]

#1330611161338478693 message

@hollow garden

The red is us

[novel jay]

Iron, Manganese, coal, and limestone

[hollow wasp]

Check for natural resources near us

[marsh lance]

Begin mining coal and iron, set up quarries and mines to extract the deposits 🥶

No clue what to do with limestone or manganese though

[spring bison]

coal 👽

[prime compass]

@novel jay genocide the natives

[hollow garden]

These three?

[hollow wasp]

Is valuable in a coal based economy

[prime compass]

Hi klez

@hollow garden hi jkez

[spring bison]

coal would only be widely used in the 1800's

[hollow wasp]

Uh no the one in southern florida

[spring bison]

and we arent in a time were coal based economies existed

[hollow wasp]

Fires?

[novel jay]

Most of it is at the surface; the king of France heard of the discovery, and orders an additional 2 ships to come from France to your colony, and back

[hollow garden]

Managnese is useful as a fertilizer

I think

[prime compass]

Hi klez..

[hollow wasp]

Are we in a time when coal was used for heat?

[hollow garden]

hii belemin

[prime compass]

His

Hru

[novel jay]

The yellow near Miami is you

[hollow garden]

The yellow colony?

[novel jay]

Coal, wood, peat

[marsh lance]

Ah, lovely. Begin mining the manganese for fertilizer mix too, can i see my colony?

[spring bison]

minable coal isint really usefull for that since you can just use easilly made charcoal

[hollow garden]

Ah

[hollow wasp]

Ok thx

[hollow garden]

we should name this colony

[prime compass]

@hollow garden Hrus..

[spring bison]

shipping coal from america to europe is crazy when you can just produce it locally

[hollow wasp]

It’s still useful

[hollow garden]

You are a colony of Spain right @hollow wasp

[hollow wasp]

Yeah but it can be used domestically

[hollow garden]

goodsa

What about you

[hollow wasp]

Yep, hence my slaughtering of natives

[prime compass]

No klez mws..in 8 eons

[spring bison]

charcoal would still be a safer and easier option

[prime compass]

Based ..

[cerulean siren]

Deal

[hollow garden]

Maybe this coal could be used for smelting?

[novel jay]

In a second

[bronze harbor]

Guys do this game seems good? #1335276358338871470

[hollow wasp]

Any good wood? Start cutting and drying peat for turf. Leave the coal for now

[hollow wasp]

And that is why ur the brains here

[hollow garden]

what name do you have for your region sir viceroy

[novel jay]

Mainly

[novel jay]

Oh, I didn’t mean that you have that; you mostly have wood

[hollow garden]

I will probably host tomorrow

As I'm finally free from exam hell

[prime compass]

IZZY GOT KNOCKED OUT!!

[prime compass]

Which mw

[hollow garden]

Well free until 15 days

[hollow wasp]

I’ll call it…… kleztopia

[prime compass]

Space, KDACTWM

[hollow garden]

I will do a poll

With three options

[prime compass]

Lets finish space...

[hollow garden]

Real

[hollow wasp]

Oh ok, start mining coal and see what kinds of trees we have

[spring bison]

@novel jay scout for high quality wood and stablish logging sites

[hollow garden]

I suggest something like New Leon?

[hollow wasp]

Fr

[prime compass]

@hollow garden lets go hunt him

[novel jay]

There is no coal in south Florida

[hollow wasp]

Lemme think

[hollow wasp]

U said I had coal?

[prime compass]

New Drazon

[hollow garden]

@novel jay can we create more farms

And plant hmm

[novel jay]

I wasn’t referring you what you had

[hollow garden]

Cacao?

[prime compass]

Irrigate some oceans

[novel jay]

Just what was used

[hollow wasp]

Oh ok. So do we have any good wood?

[novel jay]

Sure; it will take a while to start producing

[hollow wasp]

Mb

[prime compass]

@hollow garden
THE CHAMPION HAS A NAME
THATS CHARLES OLIVIERA BROTHER

[novel jay]

Decent wood

[hollow wasp]

Amazing

[novel jay]

@rose cape reference

[hollow wasp]

Cut the lower quality stuff for fuel, the better ones for weapon stocks and such

[hollow wasp]

Fr

[hollow garden]

@novel jay

Wrong ping

[novel jay]

It’s more regular wood, but it is wood

[hollow garden]

I meant to ping lad

but yes these are the regions of Spain

We could take any of them

And add new

[hollow garden]

That's alright

[prime compass]

New Andalus

[hollow garden]

I will sell my wife's jewellery

[prime compass]

Al Andalus

[hollow garden]

And invest in constructing new cacao farms in the colony

[prime compass]

@hollow garden hey..whats the name of the Champion?

[hollow wasp]

@novel jay call our colony el helado

[novel jay]

You are single

[spring bison]

thats crazy

[hollow wasp]

Nah I got something more creative

[hollow garden]

I will sell my family's mansion in Spain

It was owned by my father

And his father

It's a long held family house

[hollow wasp]

I’ll loan him money, surely I have cash as governor?

[novel jay]

@spring bison do you want to buy it

[spring bison]

why would I

[hollow garden]

but it's a worthy sacrifice for the good of the colony

[prime compass]

I like how mister kleznam ignores

[hollow garden]

It's a really good mansion

[hollow garden]

I don't know...

[prime compass]

CHARLES DO BRONX OLIVIERA

[prime compass]

https://tenor.com/view/charles-oliveira-belt-gif-12277149816581701902

[hollow garden]

Crazy

[hollow garden]

No chama

[novel jay]

You were a peninsulares, so you are richer than the average person in the new world; most of your funding comes from the viceroy of New Spain

[prime compass]

He was with chama man..

[hollow wasp]

Loan klez money

[hollow garden]

Am I peninsular too

or am I born in the Americas

And am I mixed

Or fully Spanish

[hollow garden]

Thank you sir I will not disappoint you

[novel jay]

Fully Spanish, born in the Lesser Antilles

[hollow wasp]

Ur good, make those farms successful. No interest on the loan

[spring bison]

@novel jay stablish logging sites and begin scouting for iron deposits

[novel jay]

So still above average

[hollow wasp]

@novel jay

[novel jay]

Ok

[hollow garden]

well not too bad

[novel jay]

None found

[spring bison]

what

bs

[novel jay]

No iron

[spring bison]

bs

[hollow garden]

Yippee!

[spring bison]

I call rigged

[hollow garden]

@novel jay how long will these farms take to create

By the estimate of my guys

[prime compass]

@hollow garden hi im a natives pls dont kill me

[hollow garden]

these guys as in like agricultural experts

[hollow wasp]

@hollow garden spend the gold nugget ransom money on boosting the cash crops klez is setting up

[novel jay]

It’s mostly salt marshes, swamps, and humid forests; Florida rose very recently, so it didn’t get heavy elements

[hollow garden]

If we have them in the colony

[hollow wasp]

@novel jay

[hollow garden]

Sure

[hollow wasp]

Srry klez didn’t mean to ping u

[prime compass]

Whats the name of the champion

[novel jay]

Cacao? Few years. Regular farms can operate basically all year

[hollow garden]

I see

It will all be worth it however when we start producing cacao

I hope so at least

[hollow garden]

Charles Oliver

De brox

[hollow wasp]

@novel jay

[hollow garden]

It's ok

[prime compass]

Charles Oliveira

DO BRONX

[spring bison]

so im cooked

[hollow wasp]

I will dw

[hollow garden]

@spring bison when are u buying my family mansion

Critter

[prime compass]

My future generations will murder you

https://tenor.com/view/pereira-alex-pereira-poatan-gif-12306391207186034227

https://tenor.com/view/charles-oliveira-belt-gif-12277149816581701902

[hollow wasp]

Nah I’ll kill them too. I’ve already started “civilising” my area

[hollow garden]

it is what it is

[prime compass]

https://tenor.com/view/johnny-walker-johnny-walker-funny-johnny-walker-celebration-johnny-walker-celebrate-johnny-walker-worm-gif-27676394

[hollow wasp]

(Basically me and klez are evil)

[hollow garden]

@novel jay so about these cacao farms I have a scheme about how to get the workers in it

[prime compass]

Alex Poatan Pereira
Charles Do Bronx Oliveira
Johnny Walker

[hollow garden]

In the peninsular mainland I will set up casinos

[hollow wasp]

Who?

[novel jay]

You earn enough to fund him

[prime compass]

@hollow garden

[hollow garden]

And if you lose all of your money and property and are unable to repay it

[hollow wasp]

Or…. Steal from natives Fr

[hollow wasp]

Epic

[hollow garden]

You have to sign an indentured servitude contract

[novel jay]

Good for agriculture and trade

[hollow garden]

real

[novel jay]

Also, I’m sorry, but I might have to end session

[hollow garden]

whichever path you want sir

We really have 4 options to get the labour for this

[hollow wasp]

We can do both

[spring bison]

set up local cotton proccessing and begin a small scale textile industry

[hollow wasp]

Ok

[novel jay]

Alright

I might revamp session later

[spring bison]

insane

[hollow garden]

1- Either we get natives to work although they will probably die
2- Africa (this will probably lead to us getting server warned though)
3- offering incentive for people in the colony to work as farmers
4- Evil casino schemes

Or a mix of all 4

[hollow garden]

How is this critter setting up a textile industry

[hollow wasp]

@novel jay can u just remember that me and klez are in the same colony, if I’m not on give them full power

[frank latch]

question
how many places are called Galicia

[hollow garden]

Isn't it too early for this

[spring bison]

people are already doing slavery

[novel jay]

Ok

[spring bison]

is kleznam stupid

[hollow wasp]

Probably a mix of 1,3 and 4 (no server warns here, just being evil)

[hollow garden]

Didn't it start in the 1700s

[hollow wasp]

First volunteer for the farm?

[hollow garden]

And we are earlier than that I assume?

[prime compass]

Why dont YOU work

[hollow garden]

I probably will this summer

[hollow garden]

Employment for young people in Egypt is kind of hard though

[prime compass]

Charles. @hollow garden

[hollow wasp]

He has to supervise

[hollow garden]

De bronx olivera

[prime compass]

Charles.....

[prime compass]

Do Bronx

Oliveira

[prime compass]

Dame

[spring bison]

kleznam how do you think people in the 1400's had textile products

[frank latch]

what's going on

[hollow wasp]

Nah he’s a cat. Silly

[hollow wasp]

Peter griffin mw

[prime compass]

Slavery

[frank latch]

ah

[frank latch]

~bt

[spring bison]

about to end btw

I think it ended already

[hollow garden]

oh I'm stupid

[prime compass]

Terronein slaves

[hollow wasp]

Didn’t it just end?

[frank latch]

why do you keep oppressing us

[hardy saffron]

@frank latch: Within in

[hollow garden]

Syrlstia is the rightful ruler of southern halati

[spring bison]

he said I might end session

[hollow garden]

The terorneiks are foreign invaders!

[prime compass]

Syrlstia is the rightful ruler of the world

[hollow wasp]

Yeah

[frank latch]

me when Western Halati:

[hollow garden]

no not that much

[prime compass]

The terorneiks are foreign terrorists

[prime compass]

Shush liberal

[REDACTED][REDACTED]

[frank latch]

Terroe being on Halati before Sylstaria's existence as a state

[prime compass]

You are a WORM

[prime compass]

Proof?

Yeah yeah propaganda

Shush

[REDACTED][REDACTED]

[hollow garden]

I think I was a city state when new Terrone finished colonization

[prime compass]

Shhh

[hollow garden]

Belemin you know what they did

[prime compass]

@frank latch
Hi this is beleminius i require a check on the fields and the workers

[hollow garden]

They killed the natives in southern halati belemin

[prime compass]

True

[hollow garden]

They displaced them from their land

[prime compass]

True

Like im gonna do with them..

[hollow garden]

Just so that some rich spoiled terorneiks can get on it

[hollow garden]

no

[prime compass]

@hollow garden
Baron Beleminius of Rizia

[prime compass]

Shush

Baron Beleminius

[frank latch]

bet

[prime compass]

Of Rizia

[prime compass]

Fabricated

💔💔

[frank latch]

nope
this is an official map update

[prime compass]

Official PROPAGANDA

By the terronein state

Regime

Dictatorship

Terrorist State

GoodBYE

[hollow garden]

Wrong you are the duke of this area of Luvir

Well these new regions probably haven't really been named yet

[prime compass]

Bowistan

[hollow garden]

So Rizia is a vaiable name

[prime compass]

I have been given an official title

[hollow garden]

Insane

[prime compass]

And a manor aswell as 7 fields

The Title "Baron"

Baron Beleminius of Rizia

204 serfs

[frank latch]

and this is how you repay me...

[prime compass]

7 fields

[hollow garden]

well I want an end to the national beef between Syrlstia and Terrone

And an important step in this is forgiveness

[prime compass]

You repaid me making your mw peak by KILLING my characters parents and pregnant wife

[hollow garden]

So your imperialism in halati will be forgiven

[prime compass]

WAR!

[frank latch]

can you also remove your military base on the middle islands?

I don't like it
and you used it against me

[spring bison]

Terroe fascism

[prime compass]

@frank latch bowistan questions..

[hollow garden]

Yes I will demilitarize it

[prime compass]

I gtg sleeps soon so..

[frank latch]

@prime compass Bowistan answers

[hollow garden]

But I won't relinquish control of it

@prime compass KDACTMW answers

[frank latch]

ah yes

[prime compass]

Has the housing Problem for my serfs been...fixed

And have all houses been built

[hollow garden]

Does this map look good

And does Hungary look normal

[prime compass]

Napoleon

💯

Or Fall of westerns rome

[hollow garden]

no it's what if the Protestant reformation was more successful

[prime compass]

@hollow garden
My enemies are many..
My equals are none..

[spring bison]

what the hell is this

[prime compass]

Fakher mw

[hollow wasp]

Looks good. Hungary isn’t big enough

[spring bison]

why did you unify germany

[frank latch]

the cabins and shelters being built for the serfs is well underway and currently at a 86% completion, with it projected to finish in about 7 weeks.
Meanwhile your manor's construction has pretty much been left unfinished for about a 2 months as your resources and funding have been focused on the other project.

[hollow garden]

This is a religious map

[frank latch]

winter is coming though

and your fields are not prepared

[prime compass]

What wdym..

I..

[spring bison]

the hell are all these colors

[prime compass]

I

[prime compass]

Islam

[hollow wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/got-game-of-thrones-winter-is-coming-nikolaj-coster-waldau-gif-4536538

[prime compass]

I should do crop rotation

[frank latch]

like
You need to harvest your currently growing crops (not a ton)
and prepare them either by laying hay to preserve the soil or through another mean.

[hollow garden]

Blue- Lutheranism
Pink- Anglicanism
Orange- Calvinism
Red- Husseite
Green- Unitarian
Cyan- Anipapism
Yellow- Catholicism

[spring bison]

wtf is unitarian

anipapism

[prime compass]

Chatgpt.. to the rescue

[spring bison]

did you make these up

[frank latch]

Why is everything calvinist

[frosty drum]

Skillerzism should be in every mw

[hollow garden]

It's a movement in Christianity and the first one of it was the Unitarian church of Transylvania that emerged during the reformation

[frosty drum]

@hollow garden @frank latch @prime compass

[spring bison]

why did france randomly become husseite

[hollow garden]

even in an atheism mw?

[frosty drum]

Yes

[hollow garden]

no this is orange

Are the colors not distinct enough

[hollow garden]

Hugenoites

[prime compass]

@frank latch
Harvest all current crops
Check the soil for nutrient deficiency and use animal manure to enrich the soils...
Store and protect the farming tools
And lastly...go on hunts for food..

[hollow garden]

They were a powerful protestant group and were numerous in southern france

Until the french wars of religion

[prime compass]

@hollow garden enough history

[hollow garden]

When they were persecuted and forced to convert or deported

[hollow garden]

O-okay

[prime compass]

Look fakher mw

[frank latch]

Skillerzism is in Bowistan

which is technically an Atheist map war

[prime compass]

I will spread Islam in Bowistan

[frank latch]

👍

[west path]

@waxen remnant would you eat this? (on fat thursday)

[frank latch]

Sharikhalnism:

[prime compass]

Next up..slaughtering aegisians

[waxen remnant]

id only eat one

[prime compass]

What are their ideals and where

[frosty drum]

Skillerzism Must exist in all of the Map War Multiverse
It is a multiversal religion

[west path]

on fat thursday buddy

[prime compass]

Ok where

[waxen remnant]

nope

[west path]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fat_Thursday

on fat thursday pal

you can justify eating that many

[frank latch]

I forgot how to spell the religion of Maizan...

[prime compass]

Alien

[prime compass]

Sharikhansloalalsm

[frank latch]

ah ha

Sharikhism

[noble cradle]

Why is Greece and the canary islands not included

[prime compass]

Irrelevant

[frosty drum]

@prime compass

[noble cradle]

Didn't you eat 12 donuts in one sitting

[prime compass]

Beleminismus

[frank latch]

not canon btw

[west path]

BRO WHAT

it takes me like a whole day to eat 6

[prime compass]

The belief that, I, will murder the bad guys

[waxen remnant]

it was 9 different donuts in 1 day at different times

[noble cradle]

Ok still

9 donuts is about the amount of calories you need for a day

[west path]

@noble cradle btw how did you not know that the ą was polish

i literally told you

[waxen remnant]

they were all good donuts btw

[noble cradle]

I said

I did

[waxen remnant]

you are just jealous you didnt have any donuts

[noble cradle]

I recognized it

[prime compass]

@frank latch and...its time...for some ....DISTURBING....BOWISTAN...LORE

[west path]

he will have it soon

on..

fat thursday

which is in april iirc

[noble cradle]

Yes there's like 2 donut stores in arkansas

The one in the littlerock

And one in Conway

[west path]

make sure to stock up for fat thursday 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

[noble cradle]

Mashallah

[west path]

Eyequ is missing out

[frank latch]

So umm
how do I do that without getting warned

[prime compass]

Dms:

Game room server:

[frank latch]

true...
but I feel like it more fun to do it here

[prime compass]

Warn:

[west path]

i need to call fish to play mtc4 with me

[frank latch]

Hmm
disturbing lore...

[west path]

@frank latch can you guys help me get to florida so i can get roblox vc

[prime compass]

In the walstun sea war, soldiers had to eat their own shit for food

(Canon and true)

[frank latch]

I don't think so man

The Oompa Loompa has effectively locked down the country to immigrants.

you're cooked

[west path]

im slavic

he will let me in

[west path]

@waxen remnant is this your pet bird

[frank latch]

has the asset breached containment again?

[noble cradle]

Arkansas

[west path]

Real

for some reason the state of robloxia forces me to use an id to get roblox vc

whilst places like italy get that shit with just a phone number

[waxen remnant]

this is a dinosaur

[balmy epoch]

based

[west path]

no its peak

[waxen remnant]

in freedomland they just changed it from id to verifying something

[frank latch]

A town in an Anapati member nation, woke up to a field of severed goat, cow and pig heads surrounding the city walls.

[west path]

Actually crazy bro

[waxen remnant]

wrong reply

[waxen remnant]

verifying phone number*

[prime compass]

@west path why did you do this

[west path]

Yeah robloxia is a dictatorship they dont.... let us get away with just a phone number

need to give them id

[fallen cipher]

Guys

[west path]

which is gonna come in in like

1 week

[fallen cipher]

Can I ask you something

[west path]

since its being renewed rn

[fallen cipher]

Anyone?

Anyone??

[abstract valley]

[prime compass]

@fallen cipher ask

[west path]

why are the blue roles flooding this chat

[fallen cipher]

Name 10 map war players

[frank latch]

it's assumed a hostile tribe conducted such actions against their farm animals and pastures. But the reality and reason are still unknown .

[west path]

how does anyone that is moderately educated even support trump btw

[spring bison]

crazy

[noble cradle]

With how fucked things have been

[west path]

Are you participating

[prime compass]

Me
Qevie
Fish
Pat
Bow
Klez
Third tree
Amazting
Skillerz
Nolt

[fallen cipher]

Okay now

[prime compass]

💔

[noble cradle]

The economy is better on paper but that's not really true

Prices aren't changing

[spring bison]

im not eyequ

[prime compass]

Spooky
More

[noble cradle]

The market isn't fixing

[west path]

isnt that spilling over from biden

[fallen cipher]

Name 10 females in the worldbox server
@prime compass dms before you start

[west path]

since it started getting better by the end of his term

[noble cradle]

Trump has promised he will change it

Biden is well hated

[prime compass]

Pull the trigger 💔

[west path]

top ten populists

[hollow garden]

Nonexistent

[noble cradle]

Trump is polarizing

[west path]

FUCK

yeah i cant

[noble cradle]

Biden is hated by bothkl

[frank latch]

do trans count?

[noble cradle]

Nobody knows kamala

[prime compass]

Cita
Xiexel
Tastemyblade
Mitsukiyo

[west path]

kinda cooked!

[fallen cipher]

No I literally just told belemin only biological ones

[prime compass]

No

[frank latch]

dang

[prime compass]

(In dms)

[frank latch]

yea
can't name one

[noble cradle]

Cita

[fallen cipher]

Guys we can do this

Cita

grieva

Uh

[prime compass]

Can we have some more spooky doopy woopy bowistan lore

[fallen cipher]

uhhhh

[noble cradle]

Qevie

[prime compass]

CITA
GRIEVA
MITSUKIYO
TASTEMYBLADE
XIEXEL

[west path]

move to poland

[prime compass]

Thats all I know

[west path]

or scandinavia

[frosty drum]

This is A trick question

[fallen cipher]

Does blumi count

[noble cradle]

Commienisfs

[west path]

both of your political parties are stupid

[noble cradle]

May b

[fallen cipher]

He dosent know 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[prime compass]

@wild mason

[west path]

ok but the living standards there speak for themselves

[fallen cipher]

(Tastemyblade is trans)

[west path]

Ok maybe dont go to sweden

too many immigrants

[prime compass]

Name more than 5..

[prime compass]

[REDACTED]

[noble cradle]

Different situations / circumstances

[prime compass]

Dunk

Vienen

Uhh

[hollow garden]

Europeans trying not to be racist challenge

(impossible)

[west path]

Buddy this isnt even racist

[fallen cipher]

I can name 10 trans ones bro

It's EASY

[west path]

they are actually increasing crime rates

[fallen cipher]

Key

Vienen

[west path]

this is because

[fallen cipher]

Tastemyblade

[west path]

of them

being in a poor financial state

[fallen cipher]

Kate

[prime compass]

Your fault

[hollow garden]

Does anyone remember mochi

[west path]

meaning they resort to more crime!

[prime compass]

🤫

[fallen cipher]

UH

[prime compass]

Who?

[fallen cipher]

UHH

[prime compass]

I blame the government

[prime compass]

Nso?

[hollow garden]

Yes racism

[prime compass]

@hollow garden shhh bow is gonna give lore

[west path]

i blame the EU which probably forced this upon the swedish

which overran their assimiliation

[west path]

how is this racism bro

[prime compass]

I blame polish politicans

[fallen cipher]

Nso is BANNED

[west path]

i am speaking the truth