🎲game-room

[frank latch]

question
do you get addicted to everything?

[west path]

no

only games

[wraith quarry]

he didnt get addicted to bowistan

[frank latch]

no
he was

just not anymore

see?

[west path]

addictions are very easy for me to form

I am currently having withdrawals

[prime compass]

Bowidtan

[frank latch]

@west path are you here?

[west path]

Nay

[frank latch]

Do you remember how I said that we added a Dane to TPMC, and we already had a Swede?

The hate speech as begun

[balmy epoch]

the d*nes are allowed but not the slavs

insane

[frank latch]

we allowed Qevie on the server

[balmy epoch]

for 7 minutes

[frank latch]

They left on their own

[balmy epoch]

you probably wouldn’t allow the Jews in either

[frank latch]

(we already have one)

[balmy epoch]

WHAT

[frank latch]

I don't think we have any muslims though

[west path]

Fish told me already

[frank latch]

insane

@wraith quarry This is haram

[west path]

i need fish to get back on conquest 2

Im tweaking

[west path]

i left on my own

internet was too shit

[balmy epoch]

third world country

[west path]

True

[rose cape]

qevie mw:

[balmy epoch]

the man in my pfp will elevate Poland to first world in due time

[frank latch]

real

[prime compass]

@balmy epoch stop being Jewish

[frank latch]

This is actually a crime

[frank latch]

~bt

[rose cape]

when are you adding me btw

[west path]

Deserved

[frank latch]

and for some reason there's 2 chickens inside the fence

[balmy epoch]

my country… it’s so beautiful

[balmy epoch]

this is what the communists took from us btw

[frank latch]

Ngl
Germany has peak borders

[hardy saffron]

@frank latch: <@V 2840439999999999999999999999999999999

[frank latch]

insane

[prime compass]

Not reals

[west path]

when are you adding me btw

[rose cape]

was this you?

[frank latch]

wild

[balmy epoch]

this will be true in due time

and you cannot stop it

[prime compass]

Oh my

Stick drift..

[prime compass]

i would solo

[rose cape]

isnt this the mongol empire with modern borders

[west path]

Nope

Poland will take this over

[balmy epoch]

Europe, China, and America will fold under the mighty Russia

[prime compass]

Oh my glaze

https://tenor.com/view/glaze-gif-8311813170669205912

[balmy epoch]

1 Russian man from rural Yakutia can kill 150k Polish femboys

[west path]

true

[prime compass]

True

[balmy epoch]

don’t you glaze Iraq

[prime compass]

Yea...

[frank latch]

"Ukraine used to be Russian, Ukraine is rightfully ours!"
Mongolia:

[balmy epoch]

I can glaze my homeland too

[prime compass]

Youre literally from nigeria

[west path]

everybody knows iraq is the rightful ruler of all that

[prime compass]

I agreeis

[balmy epoch]

I’d support Mongolian claims if they could actually enforce them

[rose cape]

there are no russian men in yakutia it's all turks 😂

[frank latch]

what do you mean?

They can enforce them

they just choose not to

[balmy epoch]

nope

[west path]

Commiefornia?

[frank latch]

Beware the Mongolian navy

[rose cape]

whats your citizenship again?

sorry i forgot

[balmy epoch]

because they’re pussies

[frank latch]

real

[balmy epoch]

America

[frank latch]

anyway
time to conquer the Philippines

[west path]

he might not know that having russian heritage doesnt mean you are russian yourself

[balmy epoch]

I am btw

[prime compass]

Rightfully finland land

[balmy epoch]

America should give up alaska for an alliance with Russia and take everything from Greenland to Argentina

Alaska is a shit state

[prime compass]

Aliens

And more aliens

[frank latch]

TPMC players really do got that World Box AI roads

[rose cape]

when are you adding me to tpmc btw

[west path]

no russian citizenship?

Commiefornian spy trying to act like he is russian

[balmy epoch]

you don’t see it but there is also an Arab state

under Iraqi rule

[west path]

you do not want to be there

there is 5 gazillion liberuhls

[rose cape]

i will cleanse the sever 😇

[balmy epoch]

we should make the AfTPMC

[west path]

they're european liberuhls

[prime compass]

People's Freedom and Justice Party

[balmy epoch]

alternate for tpmc

[prime compass]

No..

I disagree

[west path]

i would rejoin tpmc if worldboxians joined and made the AfTPMC

[prime compass]

Lets make

[balmy epoch]

most worldboxians are liberals

[prime compass]

Ok i cant say my idea

[west path]

Parader is our figurehead

hes from rural arkansas

[frank latch]

@west path Find me a Hohenfriedberger marsch mp3

[west path]

Fish (filthy liberuhl) and BoW (filthy liberuhl) are gonna be given lower command positions simply due to being southern

[rose cape]

i will make tpmc fasco-corporatist 🤫

[balmy epoch]

https://tenor.com/view/트럼프-일론-일론머스크-춤-musk-gif-14611234391948951568

[west path]

Gobbless

American colonization saving all equally

[frank latch]

No need
if you support my campaign
I will bring this bright future to TPMC

[balmy epoch]

Elon musk should be president

[west path]

why do you need this

[frank latch]

important

[west path]

sata

[balmy epoch]

add me to tpmc I’ll support you

[west path]

idk i dont trust you

[wraith quarry]

@prisma flame ngl you're gonna have to explain yourself about those messages you sent

[noble cedar]

Yes the US imperialists must accelerate their descent into anarchy

[wraith quarry]

I agree

[balmy epoch]

all I’ll do is use baritone to make massive pyramids

[wraith quarry]

Florida will be independent and we will invade Georgia

[balmy epoch]

outside the main area

because I can’t detail for shit

[noble cedar]

I will use Baritone to mine 7 morbillion diamonds

[balmy epoch]

if you put on DH and look far away you’ll see all my pyramids

[frank latch]

literally why
I just want to listen Prussian music on TPMC

[noble cedar]

Texas will be renamed to instruments and then turn the inhabitants into calculators

[balmy epoch]

Prussian music is ass btw

Russian music is good

[frank latch]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LBWbLs5wuuc
I agree, this is fire

[wraith quarry]

the south will unite again btw

[frank latch]

This is what the commies took from us

[balmy epoch]

this goes unbelievably hard

[noble cedar]

I liked the Russian song from 200,000 BC where the lyrics went "Aerghh thhes ghcerhvhz"

[west path]

do that yourself

its not that hard

bruh

[balmy epoch]

https://youtu.be/_EHvcfvg1U0?si=zt7GFDRv2sJG5f3j

[west path]

anyhow im not doing that because you see..

[noble cedar]

Damascus

[west path]

my internet is too shit!

[noble cedar]

That‘s what da point of damascus

[frank latch]

this is actually terrible

[noble cedar]

https://tenor.com/view/dream-mask-dirtblort-crying-normal-pills-gif-21948409

[balmy epoch]

you’re just Ukrainian

[frank latch]

no
the song is just terrible

focuses too much on lyrics

[balmy epoch]

that’s a good thing tho

[noble cedar]

Are the left two mewing wtf?

[frank latch]

not really...

[balmy epoch]

guess we have different tastes

[west path]

not good

[balmy epoch]

I like songs with actual lyrics

[wraith quarry]

needs more instrument and faster pace

[west path]

yeah except they dont fit well

[frank latch]

very different

[noble cedar]

You sure? I think it should just be a guitar and it should be sung by Harry Styles and just go "Water melon sugar aayjdjjyjehehdh"

[wraith quarry]

yes

[prisma flame]

i said what i said

[noble cedar]

Water melon sugar ajajhsjsjshs

[prisma flame]

will bookishpick ever beat the allegations

[noble cedar]

Water melon sugar sjsjsjdhaha

[frank latch]

I like music I can feel
(not just bass)

[balmy epoch]

ew

[frank latch]

translate

[balmy epoch]

fuck scholz

[prisma flame]

honey bee pfp is so cursed

[noble cedar]

I love election season, because old men will just seductively stare at you out of posters

[balmy epoch]

“I am scholz and I hate Germany”

[noble cedar]

More for you, better for Germany

[frank latch]

ah

is this the Socialist party?

[noble cedar]

Used to be a looong time ago

Not anymore though

Now they are….

I don‘t even know

[frank latch]

but
"Socialist Party of Deutschland"

SPD

[noble cedar]

Neutral on literally everything

[frank latch]

or is that not what that means

[noble cedar]

It was that way pre-WW2

[balmy epoch]

they lie

[noble cedar]

But after they just kept the name and did their own thing

Just like the CDU is not really Christian anymore

Or the Greens stopped caring sbout the environment after 1999

[balmy epoch]

and the AfD isn’t an alternative

[west path]

aughhh

im having withdrawals

i cant go on without conquest 2

[rose cape]

~bt

[noble cedar]

And the FDP is not free, or democracy, but just money hungry shitsacks

[west path]

what

what do they care about now

[hardy saffron]

@rose cape: And AfD is not an option

[noble cedar]

Or literally every mainstream German party is full of shit

[noble cedar]

Maximising profit

And war

A lot of war

[west path]

average

[noble cedar]

They really love it

[west path]

so whats the best party in germany now

i need to catch up on polish politics but that just feels like a chore

[noble cedar]

Well, the CDU is the only you can elect rhat has a good chance of winning and will prevent things from getting more worse

They just don‘t make anything better

[rose cape]

erm,,,true,,

[west path]

when are u guys getting new parties

[balmy epoch]

they’re dying

[noble cedar]

The Left is the only party that actuslly tries to improve something, but their name kinda kills their reputatiln

[noble cedar]

LUCKILY

They are finally leaving

[balmy epoch]

I would say one but I’d be lynched by belemin

[west path]

populist left?

[rose cape]

all of their seats will be replaced with afd

[noble cedar]

Idk their name is just The Left

[west path]

Insane

[pine copper]

Afd getting large

[rose cape]

yes

[noble cedar]

They are literally the reason iue government collapsed

[pine copper]

Iue

[noble cedar]

Anyways Die Linke (The Left) are actually kinda neat. They have a good idea, plan it out, bring it to parliament and then obligatorily get overruled by every single other party

No matter what

[frank latch]

when are we gonna normalize non-partisan elections and remove political parties from government

[rose cape]

~bt

[west path]

@wraith quarry please inform me when you are able to play conquest 2

i am intending to play a support regiment so i need to coordinate with someone

[balmy epoch]

when do we make dictatorships popular again

[rose cape]

never?? 👽

[west path]

🐖

[pine copper]

True

[balmy epoch]

@west path https://youtu.be/eniGYB5U5qA?si=3ExVyPFQWNZth11a

[hardy saffron]

@rose cape: But the left side is good. His idea was to establish a parliament with all political parties.

[frank latch]

why

[west path]

georgia

[rose cape]

because which political party is going to ban the formation of political parties

[balmy epoch]

dumbsss

dumbass

[west path]

i speak the truth

🤫

[balmy epoch]

Chechnya is not Georgia

[west path]

anyhow good song

[rose cape]

this will be part of ukraine in 2087

[rose cape]

um... explain this

[frank latch]

true

[pine copper]

Greater Georgia

[balmy epoch]

Armenia having a coast is based

[pine copper]

Eyes dream

[west path]

theres no greater in its name

thats just georgia

[wraith quarry]

AfD should NOT have that many seats

[balmy epoch]

true

It should have more

[prisma flame]

this is propaganda

also when is georgia being renamed

the state is superior

[wraith quarry]

@noble cedar i have to confirm, as i did not find complete evidence
but did the german government essentially rule that AfD is an extremist organization

[rose cape]

is decafa stupid?? 😂

[balmy epoch]

the state is ass

[west path]

think im gonna run this

[wraith quarry]

hold on

[prisma flame]

ok rename it to atlanta then

[wraith quarry]

please

[prisma flame]

honestly

[wraith quarry]

for the love of god make the artillery the first two

it's so much easier to manage

[prisma flame]

renaming georgia to atlanta just feels right

[rose cape]

said no one ever

[prisma flame]

thats all its known for anyway

[rose cape]

what if we rename atlanta to georgia

[balmy epoch]

ofc the German government would rule its own opposition as extremist

[noble cedar]

They are trying tk get it passed, but they are 10 years too late to stop the AfD at this point

[prisma flame]

no it would be renamed to atlanta city

like nyc

but with atlanta

[rose cape]

.fm

[noble cedar]

They made the AfD that powerful and now everyone has to suffer for their complacency

[prisma flame]

new mexico needs to be renamed to pueblo

unironically

that would be so funny

[wraith quarry]

after reading their leadership and ideology its' completely warranted

they're essentially No-no germans

[pine copper]

Are you blind?!?

Pipe down

[pine copper]

Who is the leader of the afd

[rose cape]

@potent sphinx

[noble cedar]

They’re not wrong in this case

[noble cedar]

Alice Weidel

[pine copper]

They’re the vice leader

[rose cape]

real

[pine copper]

Ok

[noble cedar]

Alice Weidel is a lesbian, who lives with her partner outside of Germany and wants to remove gay rights in Germany

Oh but she denies it btw

[pine copper]

Weidel

[rose cape]

she doesnt

[noble cedar]

"Only because I am married to woman I loved for (forgot how many years) I am not a lesbian"

She said something along those lines

[rose cape]

~bt

[balmy epoch]

clicked ideology -> foreign policy -> Middle East and it’s so obvious they’re not no no Germans

[pine copper]

Who does bro think he is

[balmy epoch]

mfs call anything no no Germans nowadays

[hardy saffron]

@rose cape: I never forget because of my heart I love girls (sorry)

[rose cape]

i accept your apology amp

[noble cedar]

It‘s an open thing really. Everyone knows the AfD is filled to the brim with no no Germans

High ranking officials with no no German whistles

[wraith quarry]

this guy actually didn't read about them

[noble cedar]

Salutes at private parties with high ranking officials

[balmy epoch]

I use opinions on Israel as a metric

[noble cedar]

Spokesperson saying their content doesn‘t differ that much from an extremist party outlawed in the 50s

[wraith quarry]

their opinion on israel is warranted

as any opinion about israel is

but uhh

they're still no no germans

[balmy epoch]

they supported Israel for most of their existence

only stopped when Israel started a literal genocide

[noble cedar]

Jews are not the main indicator

[wraith quarry]

W take

[noble cedar]

They use Israel to rouse hate against immigrants

[rose cape]

their opinions on jews though 🤔

[wraith quarry]

and yeah most of their hate is on immigrants now

anybody non german

[rose cape]

the no no germans supported israel in madagascar

[noble cedar]

Actively calling for violence against then

[frank latch]

I wonder if they think ethnic Germans are pure

[balmy epoch]

🤫

[wraith quarry]

welp yall

we gave democracy a try

[rose cape]

fish reference

[wraith quarry]

i like mexican immigrants

and cuban

[rose cape]

lie

[wraith quarry]

so its not ALL immigrants

[balmy epoch]

it’s obvious who the benefiters of the collapse of the west will be

[wraith quarry]

just all the others

[rose cape]

russia

[balmy epoch]

❤️

[rose cape]

china's economy will collapse

[noble cedar]

28 days

[pine copper]

Only one of them got 90% of their population to vote for them

[balmy epoch]

xi Jinping won’t let it

[rose cape]

he will buy all of china's exports 😱

[balmy epoch]

exactly

[rose cape]

real;

[noble cedar]

The true winner of the collapse of the West and East will be the Vatican

[balmy epoch]

pope Francis is an anti pope btw

[rose cape]

why did you do this

[balmy epoch]

Garlicia

[noble cedar]

https://tenor.com/view/bro-god-bro-fist-hand-shake-gif-4806819

[rose cape]

~bt

https://tenor.com/view/bosnia-gif-2291869677917452302

[noble cedar]

Goodnight

[balmy epoch]

gn

[rose cape]

gm

[hardy saffron]

@rose cape: lift and witnott

[cerulean siren]

2

[balmy epoch]

Velika Novosilka has fallen

[wraith quarry]

i wish

but moreso russia's so that they actually have to end the war

[balmy epoch]

Ukraine can still win this war!!!!!

it just needs a total collapse of Russia

[wraith quarry]

i dont think anybody still says this anymore ngl

[vital latch]

you still do!1!!

[balmy epoch]

they do

[west path]

@wraith quarry money mouth

so far have not lost ANY troop

s

[balmy epoch]

Ukraine has terrible allies btw

[noble cradle]

Was watching gladiator 2

[wraith quarry]

then they are dumb

[frank latch]

They honestly do

[west path]

bro wtf is this formation

[wraith quarry]

the humble blob

[waxen remnant]

wait so i begged someone for total war games but i could've played them on roblox instead

[wraith quarry]

yes

its pretty fun

[waxen remnant]

total war warhammer 3:

[wraith quarry]

my only issue is that you can't get larger armies and are capped at 2 artillery per army

[west path]

WHAT ARE THEY DOING

[waxen remnant]

better than all total war ripoffs in roblox btw

[west path]

THEY COLLAPSED THE ENTIRE FORMATION

[wraith quarry]

idk why people leave their troops bunched up in the back

i only do that to heal low units

and i have my other units on the line

[west path]

satanic cavalry charge ruined it

@wraith quarry its so over

[west path]

dont ever do this

artillery hits all of you at once and you take a shittload of unnecessary damage

always make a line

[west path]

true

arty choices boil down to cannon or rocket

theres no point in mix and matching

and getting cav in your army is utterly useless unless your opponent is doomstacking arty in the back to wear u down like crazy

[frank latch]

rip my ping

[prisma flame]

i hate

[prime compass]

[REDACTED]

[prime compass]

Good idea

[prime compass]

When are we getting the Muslim Party..

[frank latch]

So...
I'm realizing an error in scale

[west path]

@wraith quarry is it time..

can we finally conquest 2

[frank latch]

ngl
circles are stupid at a large scale

[west path]

this hog.

[frank latch]

like
no matter what I do

it looks like a rounded square

I think this is better

[west path]

cav is quite silly ngl

[rose forge]

i killed em once :P

[midnight ocean]

@west path one of my dwarves is a necromancer and raised a farmer killed by a cyclops in a battle so I technically had zero casualties should I make him king

[waxen remnant]

what are you playing what

[midnight ocean]

Dementia C

[waxen remnant]

oh wait

is it dwarf (arcanists) fortress (another game called forts)

[west path]

yes

[midnight ocean]

Tf2 2fort

[waxen remnant]

tbf I didn't expect you to play the game for like 20 hours now

[midnight ocean]

the zombie is slightly headless but its ok

hes chill

[rose forge]

only slightly

nice

wait are those eyes floating

[midnight ocean]

Scuffed game

[rose forge]

nice

[midnight ocean]

They’ve improved it a lot since I last played though

Slightly less horrible qol

[west path]

real

@wraith quarry YOU HOG

we were meant to play conquest 2

this is why we're executing you

publicly

[wraith quarry]

hey... little piggy

i never said i was gonna

[west path]

you introduce me to a game and leave me hanging

satan..?

[gilded harbor]

Use a circle generator

[frank latch]

weak

[wraith quarry]

i played with u for an hour

i had my fill for the day

[gilded harbor]

Then use math and do it yourself

[west path]

im cooked

i need more

now

[gilded harbor]

Not that hard

[west path]

which do i get addicted to

more conquest 2 or mtc4

[frank latch]

@wraith quarry Trench War, Lethal Company or Scorched Earth

my internet may not allow any of these

[west path]

i've passed down the curse

curse

[frank latch]

I couldn't even join TPMC 😭

QEVIE WHAT HAVE YOU DONE

[west path]

😈

[frank latch]

I can no longer beat the loading screen

[west path]

tsk tsk

[west path]

you are weak

i am now capable of beating the loading screen

[frank latch]

I survived

We're cooking now

[wraith quarry]

war in the trenches

[frank latch]

PTSD simulator

Scorched Earth is just rage simulator

[wraith quarry]

@west path imagine if there are gonna be drone sims that are like an Ender's Game situation

[west path]

@wraith quarry most real mtc4 votekick

[wraith quarry]

why did u vote no

[west path]

im not satan

[west path]

what is scorched earth

[frank latch]

Eastern Front COD

[west path]

ngl cav spam in conquest 2 is so sad

like brother you need 3x my stack to kill me what are you DOING

😭

[frank latch]

the game can be fun
if your team is actually doing something

[west path]

removing his god given right to sabotage???

hell naw

[west path]

i assume that is quite hard to find

[frank latch]

but 6 times out of 10 you get forced onto the team getting absolutely obliterated

(it's usually the Allies)

[west path]

ok how does one consider that 'fun'

[gilded harbor]

I mean you should lose 50% of the time

[frank latch]

well
it can be pretty chaotic

(hence the fun)

[west path]

i need to figure out if i could run empire

Total war empire is 5$

i could buy it

yep

i can run total war empire

its 5$

im copping

[marsh lance]

Please do

Please

Its so

So so

So

[west path]

Gulp

can i install that in 1 night

[marsh lance]

Irs so peak bro

[marsh lance]

Btw thats landlocked austria

[marsh lance]

Also single province france and spain is evil

[wraith quarry]

CI spawned, and an MTC or janitor suicide bombed the elevator

HE DID IT AGAIN

HE DID IT AGAIN

I DIED

WHY

[frank latch]

skill issue tbh

[frank latch]

but
don't try to replicate the Gate A incident again
stand away from the elevator

[wraith quarry]

im going to be the suicide bomber

[frank latch]

did it work?

[wraith quarry]

round ended

and this round im an SCP

[marsh lance]

You are a bane to society

[wraith quarry]

that wasnt me

[marsh lance]

Unreal

[west path]

Die

[marsh lance]

Prussian warmwater port ereal

I la this gameo

[radiant oyster]

@fallen cipher want to make the First Nation on the map?

[fallen cipher]

Yes

please

[radiant oyster]

This mapwar will be a little special, it’s a 24/7 one, so things might change overnight

I need name, ideology, general starting area

[fallen cipher]

This is gonna go hard. .

[cerulean siren]

@radiant oyster v @prisma flame

[radiant oyster]

Huh

[prisma flame]

~rps @radiant oyster

[hardy saffron]

verdantgarden000, @prisma flame has challenged you to a game of rock paper scissors! Do you accept?

verdantgarden000 did not accept the game in time.

[fallen cipher]

DERAVLAND

Monarchy

Uh

Hold on

It should own this land

[radiant oyster]

@fallen cipher

[fallen cipher]

So it's gonna be a small country

[radiant oyster]

Bros taking a chunk out of the discount mediterainian

[fallen cipher]

And the centre of the trade

[radiant oyster]

The starting size of all countries will be small by Steuart

Ok

Bros literally making a classical mediter city state

What colour?

And where would you like your capital

[fallen cipher]

Hold on

Uh

Yellow or dark blue

Actually make it really dark blue

[prisma flame]

Let me make one

[radiant oyster]

K

[fallen cipher]

Make it as far away as possible from the coast

Actually

No

Just put it in the middle

[radiant oyster]

Far from the coast > makes a mediter esque nation

Ok

[cerulean siren]

Rps

[prisma flame]

Xanthia, yellow, monarchist isolationist

Ignore rhe red color its yellow

[glad torrent]

What should happen next

[prisma flame]

Red attacks blue

[glad torrent]

Well its more what change should happen next

Its editing of the map

[prisma flame]

Add island

[radiant oyster]

Fakher you start with one extra minor city due to the slightly bigger size

@fallen cipher @prisma flame

[fallen cipher]

That's good

[radiant oyster]

Hills are harder to colonise than plains, and mountains harder still

The high mountains are almost impassable without specialised culture & materials

(The four tiers of grey you can see on the map)

Same with oceans, the shallow ones can be crossed by any basic seafaring nation

Tier 2 oceans require dedicated ships

Tier 3 need larg advanced craft & tier 4 is impassible

@fallen cipher want a turn?

[frank latch]

Russia falls to Ukraine
and Portugal crushes Northern Ireland

actually
I can't even comprehend what's happening

[fallen cipher]

Not until you actually add more nations

My country is gonna thrive when you actually add other nations

[glad torrent]

Its basically just editing the map

[cerulean siren]

@radiant oyster
Lilcoz
Monarchy
Purple

[radiant oyster]

ALR

[wraith quarry]

THE SUICIDE BOMBER STRUCK AGAIN

14 DEAD

[marsh lance]

You*

[radiant oyster]

Lilcoz gets a random bonus of starting off with basic seafaring tech

[cerulean siren]

When start

[pine copper]

What is this world

[noble cradle]

@west path god bless the jungle

[tender storm]

RAh

[pine copper]

Eye of Rah!

[wraith quarry]

@noble cradle Would you rather
immorality, you will last forever and beyond the observable universe.
or
You get stage 2 lung cancer and you are tortured brutally every day until you sucumb to your worsening disease

[tender storm]

Second pls

[wraith quarry]

each day of torture is more brutal than the last

[noble cradle]

first

[tender storm]

And immortality is worse

[noble cradle]

@midnight ocean @west path do I kill randy with a sledgehammer?

[wraith quarry]

i see

[wraith quarry]

all your family, and any future family/friends will all die as the usual wrap
but not only this, once the universe experiences its heat death you exist forever in an empty void of nothing and everything all at once

[tender storm]

You'd eventually reach a point where you'd be totally alone

[wraith quarry]

you exist in eternity

[noble cradle]

and?

[wraith quarry]

"and"

[noble cradle]

immortality = more rimworld playing

[wraith quarry]

until you exist immortally in eternity

where rimworld does not exist

all of the memory code of the universe is scrambled up in a pot

[marsh lance]

@wild mason is this true?

[wild mason]

If you've lived that long you could probably just simulaye Rimworld in your fucking mind

[wild mason]

Yes

[marsh lance]

God sends his hardest challenges to his strongest warriors

[midnight ocean]

Yes

[hollow garden]

NOOO

I'm so intimidated by this horse

Literally crying rn pat

[noble cradle]

@blum

@wild mason PLEASE get the vermin under control my starving heatstroken wounded and infected british jungle colony has been attacked four times in the past 2 days by rats and mice before we can get our gun workshop set up

[plucky narwhal]

that farmland thing looks cool

[noble cradle]

allah give me a fish

nevermind

shade threw up in the water and went to the only cooled place

[plucky narwhal]

what difficulty are you on

[noble cradle]

blood and dust

[plucky narwhal]

oh yeha thats awful

i strongly recommend getting a killbox set up purely due to rat invasions

[noble cradle]

@west path @midnight ocean do i crash out the only thing to hunt in this god forsaken jungle is GRIFFINS

[plucky narwhal]

they are otherwise unmanageable

[midnight ocean]

What mod is this

And are they resistant to guns

[noble cradle]

alpha mythology i think

[plucky narwhal]

how to determine what to hunt
is it slower than yoru characters? kite it until it dies
is it faster than your characters? dont bothee

works 90% ofthe time

[noble cradle]

130% sharp resistance so itd take a while

[plucky narwhal]

sometimes if you have a long range weapon you can piss off something that is faster but inst gun resistant and get away with it if the shot hits a leg

[noble cradle]

i think i can probably do it though whenever my guy comes out of a coma

[plucky narwhal]

oh wait it doesnt get angry when you shoot it

go hunt it

theres no harm in trying

[midnight ocean]

Yeah just kite them

[noble cradle]

god damnit

my guys on a smokeleaf binge and my others in a daze

143 degrees and in a daze and the other binging on smokeleaf

i think this is cooked

amazing

RIP John

RIP Shade

LAWRENCE SNAP OUT

THE GOAT'

BLESS

wow an actually sensical artwork

@west path @midnight ocean ARE WE BARRACK???

[midnight ocean]

they for sure give a lot of meat

[noble cradle]

140

not bad

60 leather too so i can make some magical coats or something'

[midnight ocean]

based

[noble cradle]

bro what 😭

[pine copper]

👽

[noble cradle]

GOD BLESS YOU RANDY

somehow lawrence got a legendary fez

very peculiar outfit

@midnight ocean What is your opinion on literally helping save the colony just to betray them after they are back to health ?

or lawrence more specifically

she has no weapon and lawrence has a flintlock

buried in some marshy land, lawrence is on his own again 😔

i think im crashing out

EVERY SINGLE MEALK

GIVES ME FOOD POISONING

very inconspicuous after the neanderthal nation sent another wanderer to betray me, surely this neanderthal wanderer is an honest person!

[knotty cosmos]

https://tenor.com/view/nutrient-paste-rimworld-my-beloved-gif-27094771

[noble cradle]

@west path is lawrence actually slovakian for chasing this poor man trying to help him because lawrence is drunk and has a shotgun and has gone berserk?

amazing

holy shit fridholm just beat this 5 year old refugee child near to death

goddamnit

[glad torrent]

game-roomians take cover general is under rebr invasion

[noble cradle]

thats absolutely vile, the guy who made the sacrophagus and shot fridholm made the art of fridholm making the gun that hed later be killed with

[cerulean siren]

Game room is for game roomians

[noble cradle]

poor guy

once again on his own

child died of heat stroke so his 90 year old caregiver died

[rose forge]

tf is goin on

[noble cradle]

why are the prussians at this dilapidated and barely holding on british colony

we dont even have a chef, only a pig guy whos going to leave in a few days

WHY ARE SO MANY OLD PEOPLE COMING HERE

THIS ISNT A RETIREMENT HOME

ITS ONE SINGULAR GUY WHOS BEEN SURVIVING NOT EVEN A MONTH

HE CANT COOK

THERES ONLY RAW FOOD

@midnight ocean @west path im going INSANE

i cant CARE FOR THESE PEOPLE

THEY ARE ALL OLD

OR PREGNANT\

THIS IS NOT A PLACE YOU SHOULD HAVE A CHILD IN

lawrence doesnt seem like a people person

everyone he has met has died

kill myself

[frosty drum]

Hello chat

[noble cradle]

just under 1 year of suffering just to be kidnapped

lawrence has had it ROUGH

[west path]

Parader i have gone insane

[noble cradle]

me too

[west path]

No like

[noble cradle]

i thought jungle starts were EASY

[west path]

my internet stopped working

it broke down

i cant download shit

[noble cradle]

peak polish internet

[west path]

I genuinely cant do shit about this since this is almost 100% an infrastructure error

[noble cradle]

happens

[west path]

ok im going back to bed

my ass is not getting empire total war

[noble cradle]

good night Alpha 666

[frosty drum]

@west path I have returned...

[midnight ocean]

the price for these tapered baguette cut milk quartzes is pretty low...

peak?

[wild mason]

TAPER

wowie

colony sim channel

df and wimwoad ova here

when is adventure mode coming

is it out yet

[midnight ocean]

its out

[wild mason]

HRRRGN

[midnight ocean]

only took the garbage devs 2 years

[wild mason]

oi oi

meanie

[midnight ocean]

to make something that was already in the game

[wild mason]

god almighty strike down this heathen

[frosty drum]

@midnight ocean I have returned...

[midnight ocean]

the lead developer never actually learned how to code

and he hired one overworked competent developer to make up for it

[wild mason]

god almighty strike down this ungrateful mongrel graahhhh woof

[midnight ocean]

like one person can fix 10 years of slop

[wild mason]

what are your views on kenshi

and the kenshi dev

[noble cradle]

People still glaze them

[midnight ocean]

hes not stupid like the dwarf fortress dev because as soon as he started making money he actually hired a team of competent devs. Also he himself is a competent dev

[midnight ocean]

its a cult

[wild mason]

give me money

[noble cradle]

Moon org people are the same people to glaze df deva

[wild mason]

df dev is a diva

what was his name again

grub hub toady one food that you love?

[midnight ocean]

they will start absolutely glazing over a 2 bullet point patch note that fixes two minor bugs that were added last patch

[wild mason]

tarn adams

shakeshack

[wild mason]

did you pray in their name today

ernerq are you playing adventure mode or fortress mode

[frosty drum]

Moon Cult is arguably the last major cult

[wild mason]

Okay Knight of Avarice.

[midnight ocean]

"Thank you glorious Toady for being our savior and totally not ruining your genuinely promising vision with your garbage coding skills and stubbornness"

[wild mason]

Acnaq the Opp.

so erqnerq

adventure or fortress rn

[midnight ocean]

He made millions of dollars off of steam DF he can hire more than one competent dev to fix his mistakes and actually speed up updates past one a year

[wild mason]

erqnerq am i invisible

[midnight ocean]

you always do fortress first

[noble cradle]

Not including the thousands in donations

[wild mason]

okay snackpack

[frosty drum]

Look at the Moon cult
It's visible

[midnight ocean]

before steam DF he was actually legit poor which is why I think he doesnt want to spend money now because hes used to being frugal. Thing is it would actually be more efficient to spend more money now because that means he can complete the game quicker

[wild mason]

BELIEVE IN MEEEE

[wild mason]

acnaq what features do you want to see in df

an acnaqate?

[midnight ocean]

the ones that the devs promised before those same devs die of old age

theyve promised everything to the fanbase

[wild mason]

did they promise love

[midnight ocean]

but they take 2 years to push a single update

[wild mason]

true?

mouse lord

do you play crusader kings 4

oh new cult

i mean clan

silly teacup kingdom

idk if that will last

got three folks in it

most other clans have scooped up anyone active

did the creator leave

key will not let it die

she will use her nepotic powers to sustain it

[noble cradle]

Tactically kill the jarz clan to cause a great exile

[frosty drum]

I should leave the clan just to see who will try to have me join frfr...

[noble cradle]

Like jarz

Cause he goes for everyone

That's it

[frosty drum]

I honestly don't care about clans

[midnight ocean]

df fans reference?

[vital latch]

did qevie name this guy

[west path]

@blumiholls https://youtu.be/aYHzV2Y9UgY?si=U5xYoY55i3XZ5ffK is this true?

[wild mason]

yes

[midnight ocean]

the zombie and its ghost

the shell and the soul

[frosty drum]

@midnight ocean

[west path]

kms

empire total war didnt install overnight

[frosty drum]

I forgot it takes like 3 hours to install

Even on mobile

[west path]

it would have taken an hour if my internet wasnt genuinely dysfunctional

my internet is like 10 minutes of good internet until for no fucking reason it starts dropping

[frosty drum]

On mobile it's 20 gb

[west path]

at a gradual pace

[west path]

THIS IS LITERALLY WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT

i am gonna kms

[midnight ocean]

this singular hammerdwarf rn:

[west path]

ok i think i figured out the issue

my headphones were somehow hogging up my internet

[west path]

Rea

are you playing adventure mode

[midnight ocean]

no

im on fortress

this hammerdwarf ran straight into a goblin seige on their own and killed 3 goblins

and they are literally pushing their body past their limit to kill more

[west path]

no shot

yeah thats goku

[west path]

did they add go juice to dwarf fort how the fuck 😭😭😭

[balmy epoch]

“hello im qevie and im polish”

[midnight ocean]

yes actually they do that

[west path]

theres no way

[west path]

hello im qevie and im polish

[balmy epoch]

“my headphones were somehow hogging up my internet”

[midnight ocean]

average polish internet

so bad its interfered with by bluetooth

[west path]

3 mm of rain = im cooked

pray for me

[frosty drum]

https://tenor.com/view/hello-traitor-enemy-back-stabber-michael-scott-dunder-mifflin-gif-15666747

@noble cedar

[noble cedar]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-love-hugs-two-cats-gif-27266584

[frosty drum]

Hello

[noble cedar]

Hi

[wild mason]

what sowa rhis mwn

[west path]

Soon

[west path]

translate

[frosty drum]

@west path Btw d9 you want any info about empire total war before playing

[midnight ocean]

Ruined sleep schedule language

[west path]

sur

[west path]

ohh

[west path]

yeah

youre cooked

WAIT

PARADER IS IN SILLY ANIMALS

[wild mason]

ueah

how is this a surprise

https://tenor.com/view/my-honest-reaction-reaction-bittern-bittern-reaction-my-reac-gif-26592994

[west path]

bittern reaction

[brittle gust]

Blumi when was the last time you slept

[west path]

@vital latch I would like to deeply apologize for my insubordination to you, Premier Cosmic.

It is however, with a heavy heart, that i must abandon my homeland and search for new horizons -- Silly Animals.

Albeit my days within Cat club have been long, it is time they come to a close.

I wish to thank you for your service to upholding our splendor and glory, and hope that i may see you cross into the pastures of paradise once more.

I however must reunite with the forest-dwellers that i find myself among, and as such, must take my leave.

I have found friends that stalk among the reeds within those lands, and as such, i shall embrace those pastures and settle a homestead there.

Thank you, and i wish you good tidings. - Qeva.

[brittle gust]

...

Traitor

[west path]

they had parader in there

its justified

[brittle gust]

I will burn doesn't silly animals

[brittle gust]

We have kleznam

[west path]

https://tenor.com/view/my-honest-reaction-reaction-bittern-bittern-reaction-my-reac-gif-26592994

[wild mason]

you dont 👽

he left you

[brittle gust]

Where did he go

[wild mason]

Fakher's Trends

[brittle gust]

https://tenor.com/view/sad-gif-27188097

[vital latch]

I am going to personally turn silly animals clan into cat club 2 in approximately 100 years because of this

the invasion will come for stealing the duck from us...

[west path]

im a reed bro

[vital latch]

nevermind I can now

you polish reed impostor of the duck the revenge will be slow and unpainful because it wont happen

[meager sequoia]

This place is quite an experience

[wild mason]

EverybodyAnts

[meager sequoia]

?

Oh

Fun

[wild mason]

Whats up

[meager sequoia]

I'm good

How abt you?

[hollow garden]

Whose alt are you

Tell me a letter in your original user

[meager sequoia]

Noone's...?

[hollow garden]

O wise

[hollow garden]

Hm noone

Noonegamer21?

I thought you got banned for spamming

[meager sequoia]

Lmao

[hollow garden]

I'm glad you are back

[vital latch]

I miss Noonegamer21

@meager sequoia welcome back Noonegamer21

[hollow garden]

Me too

But they are back

So it's all good

[vital latch]

worldbox is saved

[meager sequoia]

I didn't get banned for s##t, i left this server be like 2 months ago due to the activety XD

[vital latch]

I thought you were the alt of Noonegamer21 who got banned like 2 months ago for spamming

you gotta be the alt of Noonegamer21 you said so yourself!

[meager sequoia]

Bruh

[wild mason]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/914798969295622184/1048990184689106994/a_a2128dca7c84a5bebf76637e479e5e7e-1.gif

[meager sequoia]

Omg it's maxwell

Cwazy

[hollow garden]

Idk man

It wasn't really a willing leave

You got banned two months ago for spamming like cosmic said

when you went to general

And kept on spamming g

[meager sequoia]

XD

Yeah, no, continue this is funny as shit

[west path]

insane

[vital latch]

oh, I'm sorry we kinda said this in public chat

my bad; hopefully the mods don't see it

[meager sequoia]

Ah, i see

[west path]

very shitty ship sent to deal with privateers

intelligent decision, british high command!

[brittle gust]

@west path what is on your pfp now

[wild mason]

https://tenor.com/view/run-bird-stare-gif-26078678

bittern

[west path]

reed

https://tenor.com/view/critter-hhhhomeboyyyy-kings-dark-tidings-saga-by-kel-kade-bird-peculiar-creature-gif-25199506

[meager sequoia]

damn

[brittle gust]

Reed richards???

[west path]

no

just a reed

[brittle gust]

Reed richards omfg

I love your suit in Marvel rivals!!!

[west path]

WHAT ARE THEY DOING

how jolly

so kind

[rose cape]

@west path wtf happened to you,,

where is the duck

you killed the duck

you're fucking evil

[marsh lance]

@west path what nation are yount

[hollow garden]

@west path return to duck

This is not good

[hollow garden]

Le dishe au chocolat

[hollow wasp]

Don’t tell poisson 🤫

[west path]

im doing the independence campaign since i wanna unlock amerima

[west path]

I would like to clarify

the duck is not dead.

[west path]

why should i?

I'm perfectly content being a reed

🌾

[rose cape]

@frank latch host when btw

[hollow garden]

It suits u

[west path]

@rose cape i will revive the duck on the funeral

which is later today in silly animals

[marsh lance]

Thats how you unlock it??

Even on mobile?

[west path]

yeah

i believe

[marsh lance]

https://tenor.com/view/happy-veterans-day-shouting-flag-mel-gibson-running-gif-15525105

[west path]

unfortunately mobil cannot use mods so they cant play minor factions

[marsh lance]

https://tenor.com/view/happy4th-of-july-gif-4713717465456911227

[west path]

but idk if i wanna mod this

[brittle gust]

No, he's Reed richards

[marsh lance]

https://tenor.com/view/america-truck-patriot-murica-gif-26712418

[west path]

its a bit annoying but

[marsh lance]

WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMETER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[west path]

still quite possible

[brittle gust]

Alpha join us back, klez has returned

Or I will burn silly animals

[brittle gust]

It is equal to exactly 1000 metres

[west path]

rest in pieces

[west path]

i live in silly animals

because parader is in there

[brittle gust]

Whar is this

[west path]

it also has accomodations for uhh

reeds

[west path]

empire total war

[brittle gust]

@noble cradle join cat club

[brittle gust]

Ah okay

[west path]

pat is in silly animals

btw

[brittle gust]

Pat wanna join cat club

We have a thread where cosmic sends games on sale for steam

On discounts*

[prime compass]

A a aa a a

LIar