🎲game-room

[frosty drum]

Wrong ping

[wild mason]

I will be Annexing you

Sorry

Its gotta b this way

https://tenor.com/view/rabbit-gif-24545442

[errant widget]

@wraith quarry can you tell me more of the middle continent since you won’t let me have noltia

[wild mason]

@wraith quarry Are there Jerboas in Halati

[gilded harbor]

Who is Croai

[fierce timber]

Guys an evil fish just told me I yap too much

Should I be worried

[wild mason]

yes

[marsh lance]

@wraith quarry begin the extension of two new railway systems to help expand our borders and set out clear lines of expansion and transport to those areas. Basically this is my version of the trans-continental railroad

To help me settle my surrounding area

[wraith quarry]

🥵

[wraith quarry]

mali?

or tal

or Mal

[wild mason]

The MaltMali supercontinent is returning when we drain the ocean

[errant widget]

Tal

[wraith quarry]

no

[wraith quarry]

Tal is currently comprised of a number of states, mainly CAST states

and the Southern Union of Tal

[cerulean siren]

~rps @frosty drum

[hardy saffron]

skillerzthegamer, @cerulean siren has challenged you to a game of rock paper scissors! Do you accept?

[wraith quarry]

and also venusia which did a brexit kinda thing and is dying

but we do not speak of venusia

basically Tal is Europe

[errant widget]

ohhh cast? Where are they located, seems like a safe bet for me to join it and survive lol

[cerulean siren]

@mental marsh

[gilded harbor]

@wraith quarry y'know, a train accident was what partly caused the second northern war, can I work on repairing and renovating Istalian infrastructure as it's clearly needed. Use it to create jobs to start build the economy back but also like use it to also support private business as well

[hardy saffron]

skillerzthegamer did not accept the game in time.

[wraith quarry]

CAST is the Common Alliance of Sovereign Tal

ill just color it on a map

[errant widget]

Ik ik I wanted to know the members

[cerulean siren]

Btw you will need 3 points to guarantee advancing

[gilded harbor]

So I need to win a total of once or get three ties

That's very doable

[cerulean siren]

Yep

[wild mason]

When are we getting the ice age version of the mapwar

[wraith quarry]

Doggarian Empire, Eseron, Sitoan Republic, Skilleria, and a few others i forgot the name to

[gilded harbor]

~23/27 chance I'm guaranteed moving on

[wraith quarry]

and Nermia

[cerulean siren]

Stop leaking Fish Mapwars 2

[frosty drum]

When are we getting Fish MW 3176 edition
In space

[cerulean siren]

~rps @frosty drum

[hardy saffron]

skillerzthegamer, @cerulean siren has challenged you to a game of rock paper scissors! Do you accept?

Rock Paper Scissors

@cerulean siren vs @frosty drum
🪨 twovo chose rock!
✂️ skillerzthegamer chose scissors!
:trophy: @cerulean siren won!

[cerulean siren]

Round 2

[frosty drum]

~rps @cerulean siren

[hardy saffron]

twovo, @frosty drum has challenged you to a game of rock paper scissors! Do you accept?

Rock Paper Scissors

@frosty drum vs @cerulean siren
✂️ skillerzthegamer chose scissors!
📄 twovo chose paper!
:trophy: @frosty drum won!

[cerulean siren]

Damn another tie

[frosty drum]

👽

[cerulean siren]

+4 for me and +4 for skrillerz

[frosty drum]

Oh ok

[cerulean siren]

Overall tie

[errant widget]

I seee could I join as this nation btw? Looks to be important and I rather want to contribute a lot as something important to the alliance

[gilded harbor]

That I believe is part of the other red nation

[errant widget]

No I don’t think so

[frank latch]

smartest tree moment:

[wraith quarry]

This nation is a former colony of the Orion Republic, and is entirely made up of Ethnic orions, some fakheri, maybe a very small portion of Damayaris.

It is integrated into cast and is largely agrarian

[wild mason]

RIP Damayar

Surrounded on all sides

I guess they already were but

[fierce timber]

K first order of business is to blow up Malaysia

[frank latch]

@errant widget I suggest joining as the Orion Republic

[fierce timber]

No little asia boy, don't be influenced by bow

[wild mason]

https://tenor.com/view/red-panda-gif-10599963650294186375

[wraith quarry]

following the recent crisis this nation is very concerned over a war between CAST and the UST, they are very strongly anti-war as they fear the destruction that will befall them in a war

[quick idol]

@errant widget i suggest declaring war against bow

he sucks

[cerulean siren]

@vagrant ginkgo v @quick idol

Group A

[quick idol]

oh shit

[wild mason]

Whgen are we getting the global warming update?

RIP Ercan

[fierce timber]

I love how tech is pre 1910 and mfs are already starting a cold war

[wraith quarry]

MY BEAUTIFUL ISLANDS

[errant widget]

I see I see, can I try playing it? Or am I playing it now? Sorry for my confusion lol

[wraith quarry]

well the tech cap is 1950s civilian and ww2 tech for military stuff

[wraith quarry]

u can play it

[fierce timber]

yeah that seems acceptable

[errant widget]

awesome

[wraith quarry]

so most of us are in late war

[wild mason]

Halati is the best off here

[wraith quarry]

but yes this is essentially cold war with propeller planes

[wraith quarry]

the world if bow was good at making islands

[gilded harbor]

I remember when I went to space

[wraith quarry]

shh we forget that time

[fierce timber]

"I will KILL you commies with my bayonet"
"Bro I can't hear you I'm in an airship"

[balmy epoch]

basically nothing happened to me

W

[gilded harbor]

@wraith quarry if the US enters world war three can the map war tech expand to cold war era tech

[fierce timber]

Sink honey bee project

Who's with me

[wraith quarry]

ill do that if the Russo-Ukraine war ends in a Ukranian victory

[balmy epoch]

not happening

[fierce timber]

Mfs from gameroom bouta enlist

[quick idol]

Im joining the war rn

[balmy epoch]

not dying for Ukraine

[wraith quarry]

yes all of you go fight for ukraine to make fish mw advance

[fierce timber]

"Sorry russia I NEED my MW cold war tech"

[wraith quarry]

advance irl geopolitics so we can advance mw geopolotics

[wraith quarry]

sorry Russia i NEED my pixels on a map

[fierce timber]

geo polo tics

[gilded harbor]

Can I send Hatsune Miku in my stead

[quick idol]

Technology limits SUCK

[wraith quarry]

shh

[cerulean siren]

@vagrant ginkgo v @quick idol Group A

[fierce timber]

Gameroom mfs when a map shifts colors

[gilded harbor]

Am I the goat

[wraith quarry]

same person who just nukes everything in modern map wars

[gilded harbor]

@cerulean siren shouldn't I have ten or am I stupid

Didn't I have 7 before my three draws

I'm stupid

I forgot third draw is 0 points

[quick idol]

I've only used nukes like one or two times

no one calls out belemin for antiproton bombs

[fierce timber]

Ong what's the name of that one marvel villain that has a bunch of clones in the multiverse

[wild mason]

https://tenor.com/view/red-panda-gif-10599963650294186375

[cerulean siren]

"I dont know what World War 3 will be fought with, but world war 4 will be fought with Peter Griffin skins and golden scars"

• albert Ensiten

[cerulean siren]

Kang

[fierce timber]

Knew it

[balmy epoch]

“Ong what's the name of that one marvel villain that has a bunch of clones in the multiverse”

[fierce timber]

https://tenor.com/view/fc-emmen-dick-lukkien-juichen-cheer-goal-gif-21501698

[fierce timber]

Ok what'd I do to you

I'm just a chill guy

[balmy epoch]

“I'm just a chill guy”

[fierce timber]

You're not Matty buddy

Only Matty can do that

[balmy epoch]

I am superior

[quick idol]

Honey bee is secretly matty

Matty for guardian 2025 btw

[balmy epoch]

“Honey bee is secretly matty”

[wild mason]

id rather kill myself tbh

they should make that guy who said "Fat" was a slur admin

[balmy epoch]

me and pug need to coup matty as head admin in mw but he keeps stuffing the positions with his loyalists

[balmy epoch]

TRUE

[fierce timber]

True...

[balmy epoch]

you weren’t there…

shit was hilarious

Oh my God

I can no longer play Roblox on my pc

it does not support windows 7

[wild mason]

@wraith quarry When am I getting an update on the action tree stole

[balmy epoch]

how do I play Roblox

I don’t wanna lose my windows 7

[wild mason]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=62c6T1YJ_kg&vl=en

[cerulean siren]

,roll honeybeegroupA, honeybeegroupG

[haughty inlet]

twovo

:game_die: honeybeegroupG

[cerulean siren]

Wrong answer

[wraith quarry]

ion got anything to update about, it was just done

[fierce timber]

Cool...

@wraith quarry Give me the map real quick I gotta do something funny...

[cerulean siren]

@acanq

[hardy edge]

whos winning

[wild mason]

When are we doing this?

[balmy epoch]

based

I’m basically unaffected

[wild mason]

Ercan is just gone

[cerulean siren]

Tree is close to breaking 12 to advance

[wild mason]

Noltia is anorexic

[cerulean siren]

This is the pay to entry fish mapwars 1.5 map

[fierce timber]

World Peace 🙏🏼

[gilded harbor]

Remove Mira as well and ur righto

[fierce timber]

Ok bro

[wild mason]

And Halati

[frank latch]

and Mauri

Marui

[fierce timber]

I'll remove those but not Mira

I'm a symbol of world peace

[cerulean siren]

Im bombing u

[hardy edge]

what the devils

[wild mason]

I was blessed by the gods to have a continent without 12 other native players to squablle with

[fierce timber]

Why 😨

[wild mason]

Tal players

[frank latch]

and nobody really competitive either

Like I got FISH

[fierce timber]

Ong if anyone is willing to give a billion in loans and investments

I'll help them build a single road

[frank latch]

Bro went to war with me over a border that I would have easily agreed to without it

and then had 3 other people invade me

[wild mason]

@midnight ocean

[fierce timber]

Diplomacy issue...

[wild mason]

Will you be participating in the 7th coalition against Fakher?

[pine copper]

W?

[frank latch]

well
1 basically asked Fish
"want to jointly invade Bow?"
"sure"

another joined in just because
and the other joined in after I mistakenly attacked their merchant vessels during the war.

[wraith quarry]

yeah we staged that

[midnight ocean]

So real 😢

[midnight ocean]

Why is decafas alt here 👽

[frank latch]

I'm nuking Orion

[wild mason]

he is doing a worldbox+ run

getting super pumpkin again 😭

[midnight ocean]

When are we banning this guy

Bro

[raw vapor]

😭

[pine copper]

Going for pumpkin again

[midnight ocean]

This fascist thing has gone on for too long

At some point it isn’t a bit anymore

[wild mason]

If waters kept rising,

Amaz would be the last nation standing

[cerulean siren]

@wraith quarry

@midnight ocean

GROUP H

[midnight ocean]

I’m probably gonna lose

I have generationally bad luck

[fierce timber]

https://tenor.com/view/emoji-reaction-meme-haha-emoji-gif-gif-17470264342123209059

When's the next session guys

[cerulean siren]

A fish sessoon never ends

[cerulean siren]

If u lose flat out i think your out of the tournament

[midnight ocean]

Fair enough

[balmy epoch]

btw where did you get the elevation map from

[wild mason]

I didn'

I was just messing with Krita

Im sure some islands would fare better

[balmy epoch]

ah

[gilded harbor]

Guys

When I restabilize should I declare war on Amazting

[frosty drum]

@balmy epoch Donald Trump

[gilded harbor]

I mean Ercan

Same person basically

[fierce timber]

If you give me money I'll allow it

[cerulean siren]

Skrillerz is 100% a fed btw

[gilded harbor]

No he isn't, I fired him last year

[fierce timber]

This whole map feels like Ace Combat if it didn't have ace combat

[frosty drum]

Check the alley 3 am tonight 🤫

[cerulean siren]

@pine copper ?

[pine copper]

What?

[cerulean siren]

@paper fractal

[cerulean siren]

Group E

[pine copper]

You should wait awhile on another rps tournament, don’t want to tire out the tournament

[paper fractal]

ye

[cerulean siren]

True but this is the last test tournament

Most likely will take a gap between Group Phase and Ro16

[frosty drum]

Nah I would be ong

[cerulean siren]

@paper fractal @pine copper ~rps

[paper fractal]

~rps @pine copper

[hardy saffron]

decafq, @paper fractal has challenged you to a game of rock paper scissors! Do you accept?

[paper fractal]

is that right?

[hardy saffron]

decafq did not accept the game in time.

[paper fractal]

f

[sullen pawn]

SOB

[frosty drum]

@sullen pawn LeBron James

[sullen pawn]

no image perms?

[spring bison]

@wraith quarry hows the NBA going

[wraith quarry]

pretty popular in zeru

[spring bison]

fund it and get more popular players while supporting local institutions and training local players in the nation

[wild mason]

Ew why's he turn pink

[tender storm]

Real

[balmy epoch]

@cerulean siren why are you red

[frosty drum]

@balmy epoch OMG ITS DONALD TRUMP

[spring bison]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/828805304807718912/1331110886223642644/image0-21-1-1-1-1-1.gif

[midnight ocean]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/828805304807718912/1331110886223642644/image0-21-1-1-1-1-1.gif

[tender storm]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/828805304807718912/1331110886223642644/image0-21-1-1-1-1-1.gif

[hollow sky]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/828805304807718912/1331110886223642644/image0-21-1-1-1-1-1.gif

[cerulean siren]

https://discord.com/channels/522561390330904585/1331135320619745320

[gilded harbor]

Join Mapwar discord when?

[cunning niche]

Why did

Mr musk

Do THE salute

[wild mason]

People are coping so hard say he was ' showing his heart goes out to everyone ' nah he knew exactly what he was doing

[cunning niche]

He even looked around after

To see who was proud of him

Like a child in a presentation

Looking at the teacher

For approval

[rose cape]

he wanted to see if he could get away with it

[wild mason]

See in a normal world he'd get beaten half to death for doing that but we live in alien land

[west path]

True

[balmy epoch]

he was showing appreciation to the Syrian Army

[cunning niche]

Ohh ik

Ok

[balmy epoch]

for their offensive and toppling of a dictator

he is a certified Ahmad Al Sharaa fan

[cunning niche]

When will syria ceasfire with kurds

[balmy epoch]

when Turkey leaves Syria

[cunning niche]

When that?

[balmy epoch]

never

[cunning niche]

Sad

[balmy epoch]

it’s funny how they cry about Israel being in Syria when they’ve been there for 7 years

[cunning niche]

Crazy

[balmy epoch]

I’d fully support Israel if they attacked Turkey btw

[cunning niche]

Btw isnt it funny how everyone was saying once he falls

[rose cape]

57*

[cunning niche]

The Christians will get genocided bc of muslim rule

But

[balmy epoch]

it was better to be safe than sorry

[cunning niche]

The opposite happened

[balmy epoch]

you can never fully trust a previous Al qaeda affiliate

[cunning niche]

True

[rose cape]

~bt

[hardy saffron]

@rose cape: You can't trust a former al Qaeda member.

[cunning niche]

No way 😱

[rose cape]

true,,

[balmy epoch]

but you do have the Turkish backed mercenaries (who should be killed and destroyed) who are probably gonna genocide the Kurds

or attempt to

I know the Kurds will prevail

[rose cape]

~bt

[hardy saffron]

@rose cape: But you have the support of the Turkish army (they must kill and destroy) until the Kurds are killed.

[rose cape]

WHAT

[cunning niche]

The kurds should just go to iraq

They’re fighting for desert in syria

[rose cape]

the kurds should just go to kurdistan

[balmy epoch]

they live there bro

that’s their lands

[cunning niche]

Okay sorry jerusalem was egyptian at one point in the ancient egyptians

We should go

To war

To reclaim it

[balmy epoch]

they aren’t trying to reclaim shit

THATS WHERE THEY LIVE

[cunning niche]

THEY SHOULD GO TO THE MORE FERTILE AND RICH PART OF THEIR LAND

[balmy epoch]

what are you on bro

[prime compass]

But the americans took it all

[cunning niche]

Ramady lives there

[balmy epoch]

so people living in Riyadh should just move away?

[cunning niche]

Is riyadh in war?

[rose forge]

tf is @cunning niche goin on about

[prime compass]

Spain was once ruled by the muslims so we should reclaim it

[balmy epoch]

so you’re saying that to solve the war the Kurds need to leave the lands they’ve lived in for thousands of years?

[prime compass]

Al andalus

[balmy epoch]

and that land is actually fertile as fuck

it’s around the Euphrates lmfao

[cunning niche]

Donttt care

They should just go to iraq

In kurdistan

[rose forge]

...

[prime compass]

Pakistan

[cunning niche]

Its developed, has oil, farms, and THEY HAVE AN AUTONOMOUS STATE

IM SYRIA THERE JUST A REBELLION

[balmy epoch]

why can’t they have an autonomous state in Syria?

[rose forge]

people can't just move easily either

[prime compass]

Because syria is syria

[balmy epoch]

they were a rebellion in Iraq too

that’s how they got their state lmao

[cunning niche]

They’re right on the border

[cunning niche]

For how long?

[balmy epoch]

a century?

[prime compass]

11 years

[balmy epoch]

Iraq has been fighting the Kurds forever

they only got real autonomy after 1991

[cunning niche]

You cant compare a century to a rebellion that started in ~2014

The land in syria was promised to the kurds by god! 😱

[balmy epoch]

so you’re saying the Kurds should not have participated in the Syrian revolution

[balmy epoch]

they’ve lived there for thousands of years

fucking dumbass

[cunning niche]

It was a joke

[balmy epoch]

this whole thing?

[cunning niche]

Idc what they did but they shouldnt expect freedom or autonomy after a few years of fighting

[cunning niche]

No

The promised land

[balmy epoch]

btw

[cunning niche]

Statment

[balmy epoch]

the Palestinians can just move away too

to the way better and fertile lands of Egypt

and give all of Palestine to Israel

[cunning niche]

They actually are trapped because Egypt has a border wall and police watching it, and they cant enter israeli land

So even if they wanted to

They couldn’t

Bad analogy

[balmy epoch]

it’s a perfect analogy

because the same is true in Iraq lmao

[cunning niche]

The kurds in syria can move

[balmy epoch]

why would Iraq open its borders for a million Kurds?

[cunning niche]

But the Palestinians cannot

[cunning niche]

why would Egypt or Israel open its borders for a million Palestinians?

[balmy epoch]

the Syrians shouldn’t expect freedom for only a few years of fighting too I guess

bring Bashar back

[cunning niche]

But the thing is

THEY WON IT

[balmy epoch]

so did the Kurds lmao

they were the bulwark of the fight against isis

what did HTS do?

[balmy epoch]

they fought Assad initially for their freedom then ISIS when they came

what’s different between the Kurds and the rest of Syria?

@cunning niche

[cunning niche]

Fight for the freedoms of all of syria?

Okay maybe my point came off as too hostile

But

Essentially

[balmy epoch]

no your point is just wrong

[cunning niche]

What i was tryna say was

LET ME FINISH

LET

ME

FINISH

[balmy epoch]

you’re literally advocating for ethnic cleansing

[cunning niche]

Im not?

[balmy epoch]

ok finish

[cunning niche]

This some qevie bullshit😭

[cunning niche]

My point was that the kurds in syria shouldnt fight and cut their losses because thousands of kurds are dying in syria and they should move to the better part of kurdistan and maybe try negotiating with syria for abit of autonomous land and then move back.

I have a habit of oversimplified my points when im in an argument

This is what i meant

[wild mason]

This still sounds alien asf

[balmy epoch]

none of this shit makes sense

they’re already in negotiations with the interim government of Syria to join it

[cunning niche]

I didnt know that

I was under the pretense

That the kurds and syria

Where still fighting

[balmy epoch]

so that makes ethnic cleansing ok?

[cunning niche]

HOW IS IT ETHNIC CLENSING

CLEANSING

im not advocating for their people to die

The opposite

Is what im advocating for

[balmy epoch]

do you not know what ethnic cleansing is

it’s ridding an area of people

there doesn’t have to be killing involved

[cunning niche]

By killing them

[balmy epoch]

you’re advocating for over a million people to leave their ancestral homeland and go to an alien land

[rose forge]

or killing

[cunning niche]

Ur acting like the kurdistan in iraq isnt kurdish

It is

[balmy epoch]

would you go up and leave Egypt and move to let’s say Algeria

[cunning niche]

Thats an alien land

[balmy epoch]

they’re both Arab

[cunning niche]

Nope

One is coptic/egyptian one is berber

[balmy epoch]

so is Iraqi Kurdistan to Syrian Kurdistan

[frosty drum]

Kurdistan is in Australia

[balmy epoch]

Kurdistan is a massive entity that’s been historically split up

[cunning niche]

Theyre both KURDISH

[balmy epoch]

they have different cultures

[cunning niche]

SHUT THE FUCK UP

[balmy epoch]

like the Palestinians and Lebanese

[cunning niche]

no one asked for you to speak

[balmy epoch]

or Egyptians and Sudanese

[frosty drum]

Yeah but I'm going to speak

[cunning niche]

You add no content

To the discussion

Get tf out

[balmy epoch]

a good percentage of Iraqi Kurds speak Gorani

[frosty drum]

Freedom of speech exists here
So I don't care

[balmy epoch]

While Syrians are mostly Kurmanji

[cunning niche]

Why are you so knowledgable on this 😭

[balmy epoch]

Because I don’t speak out my ass like you do

[cunning niche]

It shocked me ngl

[cunning niche]

I dont

[balmy epoch]

you are

[cunning niche]

I dont

[balmy epoch]

the map war brainrot has infected you

that’s not how people work

these are real people

around 2 million real people

[frosty drum]

@balmy epoch Kurdistan is in Australia

[balmy epoch]

who you are advocating to move away to an alien land

also who’s to say Iraq will let them in?

they have their own problems

[cunning niche]

Whos to say they will follow that i think they should do?

What i gave was an opinion on what to do

Not the definitive truth

[balmy epoch]

well it’s an opinion that’s objectively wrong

[cunning niche]

Okay

[cunning niche]

Yes

[frosty drum]

@cunning niche Texas is in Belgium

[cunning niche]

And thats why im advocating they migrate somewhere similar and come back after the war ends

[cunning niche]

Ur actually a scourge

A pest

[balmy epoch]

the Gazans should migrate out of Gaza and come back when the Gaza war ends

the problem is

if they all leave they can’t EVER come back

[cunning niche]

They should

[frosty drum]

Nah
It's 2 am
I'm absolutely itching to Annoy tf out of people

[cunning niche]

But they cant

[balmy epoch]

banan advocating for the ethnic cleansing of Palestine was not on my 2025 bingo card

[cunning niche]

Its not

Sorry im advocating FOR THEIR LIVES

to stay THEIR LIVES and not loose them

[cunning niche]

Not saying all of them should

But the ones that have the chance

Should be able to take the chance of saftey

I dont know how thats an alien take

[balmy epoch]

it’s different with Gaza

but with Kurdistan it’s completely wrong

they have a state they have an army and they’re not losing any war

I don’t see how them being there is an issue

I feel like you’re just another one of those HTS fanboys who wants them to control all of Syria

[cunning niche]

No im not

Im someone

WHO WANTS PEACE

AND WHATS BEST

FOR SYRIAN

AND EVERYONE IN

[bronze harbor]

Pls money

100k cc

[midnight ocean]

Average game room

[tender storm]

No

Get some from one of your loans

[prime compass]

I believe

[mortal moat]

See what you do @bronze harbor is you take a loan of 50k then 100k with 25k as down payment and then use that 50k to pay the original loan then you can say “i took a loan and paid it see you can lend me big bucks”

[cunning niche]

@bronze harbor btw wheres my money

I gave you

[mortal moat]

Shit i realize this is just a ponzi scheme

[cunning niche]

Nvm

That was anton

[wild mason]

@queen raptor why did you steal my vibe

[wild mason]

who in the world did blumi ping

bro is gonna hop on confused

[wild mason]

meant to ping @marsh lance

why did @queen raptor steal @marsh lance's vibe

blumi did you go to sleep yet

[wild mason]

https://tenor.com/view/ugly-rat-gif-22685118

[fierce timber]

Goofy

[marsh lance]

What the sigma

[fierce timber]

https://tenor.com/view/super-scott-hero-inside-my-greatest-shame-super-hero-comicalize-gif-12904181533005032889

[marsh lance]

Chat the tiktok ban was a distraction, shits already going down

[marsh lance]

Honey bee cooked you with this

[brittle gust]

Pat you do not look good in vomit green

I think you require pfp modification

[marsh lance]

The rank up in question:

[brittle gust]

That's long term

[marsh lance]

I cannot change it

Little brother

[brittle gust]

Bribe an admin or something

Return to dragon

[hollow garden]

What happened

Did trump announce any peculiar things yesterday

[hollow garden]

Deahon

[marsh lance]

They’re beginning the process of deportation in chicago

[brittle gust]

Finally, chicago will be canadian

[marsh lance]

🥶

[cunning niche]

Yes

[wild mason]

RAAHHH

USA USA USA

CALI BORN AND BRED

[hollow garden]

I'm an illegal alien in Chicago pat

Help me

[wild mason]

how can i become american

amazting advised me to become a homeless on the streets

[hollow garden]

well there are many ways wobux

[wild mason]

but i am scared

[wild mason]

can i go straight for marriage

[hollow garden]

first you can marry an American

[wild mason]

yay

[hollow garden]

Real

Second

You can go back in time

And make it so that you are born in the US

[wild mason]

wowie

i'll try marrying an american first

this is what i look like

any takers

[brittle gust]

Are you my long lost twin brother

[wild mason]

[hollow bobcat]

Would this affect the military budget

[marsh lance]

Well they’re also planning to extort more wealth from the populace so.. no the military budget will be fine

Probably gets better funding too

[hollow garden]

I love giving all of money to the military industry complex!

[hollow garden]

Damn

[marsh lance]

American mfs after finding out who pays for tariffs (its literally one of the bigger reasons why americans revolted from the british)

https://tenor.com/view/kendrick-lamar-u-screaming-in-the-hotel-room-tpab-tpab-poem-to-pimp-a-butterfly-gif-4005569222539385807

But im telling yall now

[hollow garden]

Well most people don't look too deep in things like this

[marsh lance]

All the extreme shit thats happening, all the crazy shit trump is saying and doing, it is the foundation of one of the greatest lies in our era

[hollow garden]

The people shouldn't be blamed

[wild mason]

LAVENDEL

[marsh lance]

They want us to be misinformed so they can fuck us over 🥶

[wild mason]

WHICH STATE ARE YOU FROM

[hollow garden]

But the stupid leadership of the democratic party

[marsh lance]

Indiana

[wild mason]

INDIANA MUST SEEK INDEPENDENCE

DRAFT UP YOUR DECLARATION OF INDEPENDENCE

[marsh lance]

Indiana is a red state

[hollow garden]

Eh I doubt too radical of things will happen

well I hope so

[marsh lance]

The corporations are gearing up dawg

Our labor rights are going to get cooked im predicting that now

[wild mason]

AND

[hollow garden]

They are as they were
The US is too obsessed with Laisez faire capitalism

[wild mason]

????

[hollow garden]

it's a fundamental issue with the nation

[wild mason]

wait hold on

ur american

[rose forge]

👍

[wild mason]

that means if i marry you

i can become murican too

[marsh lance]

They are as they were but now they have more leverage than ever

[hollow garden]

And both parties are fine with the status quo of corporations

[marsh lance]

The two party system is another fundamental issue

[hollow garden]

I hope not

[rose forge]

still takes 3 years
https://www.uscis.gov/policy-manual/volume-12-part-g-chapter-3

[marsh lance]

To me its another useless distraction

[wild mason]

yeah

and after 3 years

i become a us citizen

[hollow garden]

Unfortunately the people who can change it are the people who benefit from the system remaining like this

[marsh lance]

At the end of the day, being american is cool because we have all sorts of rights, but currently a lot of those are under threat by the established oligarchy

🕊️

Qevie please save us, we need the polish mentality to fight against this

Please bestow the polish hivemind upon america too so that we may be bold in our politics

[wild mason]

POLANDO

ORLANDO

[hollow garden]

America is a great nation and the ideals it's built upon are beautiful

I think it will overcome it's current issues

[wild mason]

america please

accept me as the 32nd founding father

[hollow garden]

👽

real

[wild mason]

what

[marsh lance]

I hope so

[wild mason]

new fastest way to become a us citizen

[marsh lance]

But right now

All of us are very dumb to our situation

And it can get bad quick and abysmal over time

[wild mason]

lavendel

when are you running for state governor

[marsh lance]

I couldnt do that

Im no leader

[hollow garden]

Wobux what if

[wild mason]

klez should i become an egypt citizen

[hollow garden]

do NOT

[brittle gust]

Why not

[hollow garden]

Pat will save indianinaia

[fierce timber]

Wrong

I will save all the Mexicans

[hollow garden]

It's a country with too many problems to be fixed

[fierce timber]

I've already sent Cristiano Ronaldo and Messi to the border to stop trump 🙏🏼

[wild mason]

How about.

I become the new Pharoah.

[brittle gust]

Seems like I can scam a bunch of people there then

[wild mason]

Revive ancient traditions.

[brittle gust]

Please do

[hardy edge]

how goes the tournament

[brittle gust]

#1328076529284157440

[fierce timber]

If this bro becomes the pharaoh I'd like to be the Great Khan

[hollow garden]

Mashallsh

[hollow garden]

Who won?

[fierce timber]

Still waiting for my rank 100 role toast

[brittle gust]

I'd like to be the next Caesar then too

[hardy edge]

that would be cool i believe in you

[hollow garden]

I'd like to be the new Korean emperor

[fierce timber]

Alright, send him to Little Caesars

[hardy edge]

true111

[brittle gust]

Best pizza place(I've never eaten a pizza other than Domino's)

Sheesh i should get a pizza again after my exams

I havent had one in an year or two

[hollow garden]

Domino's is pretty good

[wild mason]

the last time we had a proper emperor was like 700 years ago

[fierce timber]

https://tenor.com/view/500-ciggarettes-gif-11805300176740010737

[hollow garden]

Damn rip

[fierce timber]

Five Hundred MW Sessions

[brittle gust]

KFC overload lol

[fierce timber]

Y'all should've made that one general your emperor btw

[wild mason]

that was like 200 years later

but hmm

yeah

[brittle gust]

I need to go to the neighbouring state to get burger King but I want a whopper

What should I do chat

[fierce timber]

Yeah that's what I mean

Still sad he died...

[wild mason]

ADMIRAL YI

[hollow garden]

you should when you get there eventually

[fierce timber]

Of all people to be made immortal, we made queen Elizabeth

[hollow garden]

Isn't burger king pretty mid though?

[wild mason]

THE MARTIAL LORD OF LOYALTY

[fierce timber]

He should've been the one

[hollow garden]

Do you think he should be Emepror wobux

[brittle gust]

That's most likely in 4 years when my Aussie uncle returns again

[brittle gust]

I remember this guy

[wild mason]

Honestly, I don't know. But he definitely shouldn't have been wasted like that.

[brittle gust]

From omniscient reader's viewpoint

[hollow garden]

That's too long 😔

[brittle gust]

Wobux have you read orv

[hollow garden]

Real

[wild mason]

ages ago

[hollow garden]

What happened to him again

[brittle gust]

Have you read orv

[hollow garden]

I have seen people mention it

[brittle gust]

I'm letting the webcomics simmer rn

[hollow garden]

but I haven't

what is it about

[wild mason]

good idea

[wild mason]

Funny Constellations.

The Heavenly Demon shall rise and save mortality.

[brittle gust]

Some dude in Seoul finishes a webnovel at chapter 10000 something

[wild mason]

THE DEDICATION

[brittle gust]

Then the world becomes the webnovel

[wild mason]

THE HORROR

[brittle gust]

We must all aspire to be little KDJs

[wild mason]

his name be wildin

kim dokja

[spring bison]

nope

[wild mason]

kim reader

[brittle gust]

I read the first episode/chapter 2 years ago

[wild mason]

Yes

[wild mason]

Hello future Korean.

[brittle gust]

Around april

[marsh lance]

Blumi are we cooked

[spring bison]

the same ´people complaining about this are the same who vote either republican or democrat btw

[wild mason]

Wdym

what don't alien react

[brittle gust]

It holds a special place in my heart

[wild mason]

Gwanggaeto shall resurrect and conquer the US.

[spring bison]

what labor rights

[wild mason]

leboumf

why are you pink

[brittle gust]

Wobux is lord of mysteries good

[wild mason]

how will this affect lebron's legacy

[marsh lance]

Gang wdym

[wild mason]

i honestly never finished it

[marsh lance]

We have those

[brittle gust]

Pink is a very manly colour

[marsh lance]

The economee

[brittle gust]

Were the chapters you read good

[wild mason]

https://tenor.com/view/pink-color-pink-gif-26141070

[fierce timber]

Crazy how Brasil is better off politically than the US 💔

[spring bison]

since when the did use give workers their rights

[wild mason]

decent indeed but i think it takes time to develop more

i think i read like 200 chapters

[spring bison]

its not btw

[fierce timber]

It is btw

[marsh lance]

Since Theodore Roosevelt

[spring bison]

nope

[wild mason]

what about el salvador

[marsh lance]

🥶

[spring bison]

lie btw

[hollow garden]

Isn't unionizing in the US illegal

[spring bison]

worker rights dont exist in america

[hollow garden]

Or is that an Amazon only thing

[wild mason]

what

[spring bison]

idk what youre talking about

[fierce timber]

We don't have a billionaire doing funny salutes on our presidential speeches

[wild mason]

do you have any idea kleznim how many unions there are in the us

wayyyy too many to count

[hollow garden]

Ah nevermind then

[wild mason]

a lot of foreign unions are subsidiaries of us unions

like our steel unions for example

are branches of the US one

[marsh lance]

What the hell mann

[wild mason]

the whole world pays the US tribute

[marsh lance]

We have labor rights i promise

[wild mason]

even in acts of rebellion

[marsh lance]

Let me remember

Real quick

[fierce timber]

Uhuh

Could this Buddy be... Lying?

[wild mason]

who

me?

[fierce timber]

Laven

[spring bison]

my favorite central american dictator

[fierce timber]

Never heard of the US having labor rights

[spring bison]

tops just below Bashar

[fierce timber]

Only labor wrongs

[wild mason]

EL SALVADOR LOS ANGELES

[marsh lance]

Theodore roosevelt destroyed the pinkertons 🥶 and and the bad corporate tactics of the early 1900’s

[wild mason]

You'll be American when we get married in 2029

[wild mason]

blumi are you like 14 or smth

i gotta wait 4 years???

[fierce timber]

He probably is

Fuck you mean wait

[hollow garden]

Can we execute wobux

[wild mason]

what why

[wild mason]

Nope Trump is making an executive order to specifically keep you out of the country

[wild mason]

woah how did he know i was practicing forbidden sorcery

by the way

[fierce timber]

No more asian food in US

[wild mason]

sorcerors are a real profession in korea

[fierce timber]

No more tacos in US

[wild mason]

not like voodoo magic things

[fierce timber]

How the mighty have fallen

[wild mason]

but the subtle fate reading ones

[marsh lance]

The forbidden sorcery is you magically destroying the economy by immigrating here according to him

[fierce timber]

Idea

[wild mason]

he is right

i will smuggle things like

[west path]

True..

[marsh lance]

Unreal

[wild mason]

my book collection

[west path]

True

[hollow garden]

cats

[spring bison]

this is the dumbest shit ever btw

[marsh lance]

Qevie does america have workers rights

Was i lying

[spring bison]

specially for a country like the US

[fierce timber]

Let's all use our magical sorceries to blow up Los Angeles, Dallas and Miami 🙏🏼

[hollow garden]

Wait really?

[west path]

No

[marsh lance]

Literally built off of immigrants

[west path]

not really

[marsh lance]

Bbut what about weekends and laws i cant name

[spring bison]

US recession predicted to be in 2025

[hollow garden]

Isn't this the bare minimum though

[fierce timber]

"Immigrants get out of my country!!"
Bro if your grandparents were here rn they'd be included in that

[rose forge]

Well if you're in a union yeah

not union depends on company

[wild mason]

I will promote investor relations and nurture corporate cooperation to further profits and strive to achieve our goals set forth by the board of directors.

[west path]

the only rights workers have are unions who protest for rights they should already have, days off (necessity), minimum wages, ability to disclose pay, ability to assemble, freedom of speech and conscience

[hollow garden]

Recession after cancelling immigration?

Where have I heard this one before

[west path]

Notice how most of these are also regular civilian rights

[hollow garden]

Sordland reference...

[rose forge]

companies like to get away with violating stuff that are workers rights

[west path]

and u rely on unions to have a good time at work

[wild mason]

@wild mason Can I be American now.

[fierce timber]

Get out lil bro

[west path]

The world if america was affected by the revolutions of 1848

[spring bison]

didnt trump say hes going to increase tarrifs

[hollow garden]

I'm sorry

[fierce timber]

I love America
Greatest free nation

[hollow garden]

😔

[rose forge]

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[fierce timber]

My whole family move to America

[marsh lance]

Ok so i lied, we don’t have workers rights

[rose forge]

yeah that's gonna make the economy worse

[quick idol]

Hi

[fierce timber]

Brasil does btw

[tender storm]

It's dying and I need sleep

[quick idol]

I will invade america 2025

[hollow garden]

Yes a 20% on all foreign nations if I remember correctly

[rose forge]

https://www.dol.gov/general/aboutdol/majorlaws

[west path]

Yes

[quick idol]

Why do you need to post propaganda every minute

[tender storm]

Not every minute

[wild mason]

I love private equity.

[quick idol]

You already reached 100 hours what more does bro want

[tender storm]

Once an hour usually

[wild mason]

Can I be American now.

[west path]

why arent you blue

[fierce timber]

A literal elected dictator gave us worker rights
But your elected "president" didn't

[spring bison]

who would have guessed increasing tarrifs and cracking down on immigration would actively kill your economy in an incresingly globalized world

[rose forge]

I love it when the voters aren't thinking critically in the USA

[fierce timber]

Funny isn't it

[tender storm]

Ad long as we can

[quick idol]

Thats still a lot

[west path]

Red role..

[rose forge]

mmm lacking education

[fierce timber]

Red role????

[tender storm]

Mah

[hollow garden]

Which dictator is that btw

[fierce timber]

KILL him

[west path]

True

[tender storm]

Switched sides

[spring bison]

brazil is worse btw

[hollow garden]

@tender storm what happened

[fierce timber]

Getúlio Vargas

[wild mason]

12 mice are the price

[tender storm]

Switched sides

[hollow garden]

Why are you not blue 😔

[rose forge]

Yeah there's always gonna be worse than USA since it's atleast 1st world

how bad does brazil get tho

[tender storm]

This is game room

[west path]

This is tragic

🕊️🕊️

[tender storm]

Thought this was general

[marsh lance]

I lied again, we do have workers rights???

[spring bison]

they voted an criminal into presidency

[marsh lance]

Im speaking out of my ass i should stop

[rose forge]

Ok so?
Does the criminal atleast have good character

[fierce timber]

Y'all did the same 💔😭💔🤣💔💔🤣🤣

[hollow garden]

I mean the US did the same

[rose forge]

honorable intentions

[spring bison]

"ok so?" 😭

[wild mason]

I will take good care of them. Where can I source these mice.

[fierce timber]

At least our criminal was arrested and did his time

[west path]

theyre subpar

[rose forge]

People have been labeled a criminal for simply being an opposition politically

[fierce timber]

Y'all didn't even DO anything

[rose forge]

so yeah

[wild mason]

The fields

[west path]

they do exist but theyre extremely subpat

[spring bison]

corruption is a very honorable

[west path]

subpar

[spring bison]

thats not the case here

[rose forge]

ok so what crime did the president commit exactly

[marsh lance]

This was the live average maga supporters reaction to trumps felonies

[quick idol]

I love corruption

[fierce timber]

Corruption

[wild mason]

Found some. Here. 🐀 fat and plump mouse x12

[fierce timber]

He was arrested and did his time

[marsh lance]

Youll be surprised where money takes you here

[rose forge]

and brazil voted that as president

amazing

[hollow garden]

The guy shouldn't have been elected again

average

[west path]

gawbless

[fierce timber]

But he was

[spring bison]

peoples fault

[wild mason]

why are we bringing #🌎general energy to game room

[spring bison]

Democracy really works guys

[rose forge]

I'm hoping it was corruption that lead him to even be elected

and not the actual will of the people

[fierce timber]

Would you rather have a militaristic Donald copy cat?

[west path]

This is generals gated community

Btw

we all come from general except pat

Native game roomian

[marsh lance]

Me when i lie

I am a immigrant

[rose forge]

@spring bison is it the latter that happened?

[fierce timber]

He won by small margins

[marsh lance]

From general

[spring bison]

there was the average election fraud accusations from the opposition but no
even my mom voted for him

[fierce timber]

Atleast from what I remember

[hollow garden]

Well political corruption can help facilitate getting elected

[west path]

Proof

[hollow garden]

unreal

[marsh lance]

I was always in general first

[west path]

whats your message ratio from general to game room

[rose forge]

ye

[marsh lance]

Idk, general is probably very low

[tender storm]

So we have general people, and game rooming, when are we getting vcians

[marsh lance]

Never

[fierce timber]

Between him and the other option

[hollow garden]

Yes

[fierce timber]

(both suck ass)

[prime compass]

I am legal

[hollow garden]

What was the other option in Brazil's election

[prime compass]

@hollow garden are you legal

[hollow garden]

no I'm an illegal alien

[fierce timber]

What I said before

[prime compass]

Murdered

[fierce timber]

Militaristic Donald copy cat

[hollow garden]

Huh

[marsh lance]

Why does that term feel so derogatory

[spring bison]

nope

hes shit but is better than the current one

[rose forge]

because it is used that way

[fierce timber]

Ok you gotta agree with me LeBron both are ass

[hollow garden]

That's it's purpose

[spring bison]

yes

[hollow garden]

To dehumanize immigrants

[fierce timber]

We should not be choosing between bad and worse

[hollow garden]

Brazil politics are cooked

[spring bison]

the people here are uneducated

sooo

[quick idol]

I should run for brazillian president

[fierce timber]

The thing is, we have a bunch of parties so there's some salvation

[rose forge]

and the god damn two party system here in the USA makes it so only two choices for president are viable

[quick idol]

I promise to fucking kill every person in french guiana

[fierce timber]

You guys are stuck between two

So it'll always be bad and worse

[rose forge]

mhm

[spring bison]

same people complaining about that are the same who vote for democrat or republican

[prime compass]

💔

[quick idol]

Name like 3 third parties

[rose forge]

No like there's legit laws en stuff that prevent third parties from getting much of a platform in presidency

not as much coverage

[hollow garden]

I mean at least there is choice in that

Unlike here

[rose forge]

even if u have the money

[fierce timber]

I'm going to space and make a new Brazilian Republic 🙏🏼

[prime compass]

See you around, John Marston

[rose forge]

https://www.courthousenews.com/court-rejects-push-to-have-debates-welcome-3rd-party-candidates/

amazing

[hollow garden]

Really?

[fierce timber]

I'll go to the one place that hasn't been corrupted by politics

Space

[rose forge]

wait may not be laws could be mistaken by that

[quick idol]

Why is america so obsessed with having 2 parties only

[wild mason]

YI LONG MA

ELONG MUSKY

[hollow garden]

You are a good man belemin

[wild mason]

control

[rose forge]

cause the rich people benefit from it

[fierce timber]

XIA HONG SHUUU

[hollow garden]

We need to create Tesla factories on Mars

[wild mason]

@wild mason Would you believe me if I said I spoke Korean.

[hollow garden]

Ya Elon we are coming!

[prime compass]

But I dropped an antiproton bomb..

[wild mason]

MMMMMHMMMMM

[rose forge]

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Commission_on_Presidential_Debates
fuck this commission

it's one of the many pieces that keep the USA a two party system

[fierce timber]

Shut up if that happens I'll be the first to start a space war 🙏🏼

[wild mason]

You and what army?

[fierce timber]

My army of capybaras

[wild mason]

Did y'all know.

[fierce timber]

Mutated Capybaras

[wild mason]

The US inauguration ceremony.

[rose forge]

what bout it

[wild mason]

Isn't paid for by the government?

It is funded through donations and personal wealth.

[hollow garden]

This commission is stupid

[wild mason]

The Hyundai Motors chairman dontated one million USD to it.

[rose forge]

mhm

[hollow garden]

Seems like trump and Biden did the debates outside of it though

Will this be the case for future debates?

[wild mason]

Who knows, Rosetta.

[rose forge]

https://www.debates.org/debate-history/2020-debates/

yeah only see up to 2020

[rose forge]

neat no longer used for the time being it seems

[wild mason]

I think Trump garnered total donations of over 300 million USD for his inauguration ceremony.

[spring bison]

should I play Suzerain or vic3 guys

[rose forge]

tf

[fierce timber]

Suzerain

[wild mason]

SUZY RAIN

[hollow garden]

Vic 3