🎲game-room

[spring bison]

we need a the fire rises mw

[hardy saffron]

@frank latch: you are important. I am glad that this amazing stone will be used in an important project for our city.

[frank latch]

real

[sullen pawn]

i need PLAYERS for my mw...

[frank latch]

the rock is important

[sullen pawn]

#arkinia

[frank latch]

I don't 😭

[sullen pawn]

mf

[spring bison]

garlic it isint a doc mw nobody is playing that

[marsh lance]

😢

I am never recovering from this information

[quick idol]

We need to revolt against fantasy mapwars

[marsh lance]

Never yapping again

[sullen pawn]

why do people only play docs :c

[frank latch]

😔 I'm sorry

[quick idol]

No reason

[frank latch]

the lore is cool
but it isn't necessary

[marsh lance]

No more beautification projects 😔

[spring bison]

idk theyre always the same and repetitive

[frank latch]

allows for more creativity

and room to develop their own identities and cultures

[marsh lance]

The status quo must be met

[balmy epoch]

that’s true, and i think players should be allowed to do it if that’s what they want

but i feel like some hosts are overly accommodating that behavior and actually making it give you extra

[sullen pawn]

then you should.. petition people to paly my mw

[marsh lance]

What is your mw

[sullen pawn]

#1314086483396792372

[waxen remnant]

mid :yawn

[sullen pawn]

shut the fuck up

fat ass

[cerulean siren]

Theres a balance..

"Make Economy better"

"- Reinstate the Julon Exam for immigrants and Citzens to obtain jobs of higher value.

• The Julon exam will be Free for all Citzens under 25, but will otherwise have a upfront cost of 500$ to take the test
• Create a culture shift to appreciate Those that work our more labor intensive jobs not covered by the Julon exam, this will be instilled in school
• Create a narrative that Citzens that work the non-Julon jobs are look frown upon lazy ingrates aswell for not achieving high, unlike immigrants who are tying honest work to save up to pay for the Exam
• Push a New Gorlist Ad Campaign that celebrates the constant Multiculturalism that has bulit the Nation over the years"

[marsh lance]

Eye you little critter

🐖

Of course you waited for the perfect moment to say this you hemmorhoid

https://tenor.com/view/seal-sealposting-gif-4037842215147387348

[frank latch]

🙏
Bowistan players don't understand the balance

[marsh lance]

Its okay though

[quick idol]

~bt

[sullen pawn]

dms

[hardy saffron]

@quick idol: Our White Balance... "Economic Development" - Making the Jaylen Test more valuable to immigrants and citizens - Offer the Jaylen Test free to all citizens under the age of 25. Otherwise, the test fee is $500 - Make a change It does not include our team's culture change activity A valuable challenge during the July trial, we were asked to give a presentation at the school. Otherwise, honest, lazy and invisible people will not be saved as immigrants.

[quick idol]

@frank latch whenever an action is lomger than usual, i just use ~bt to read it faster, be like me

[cerulean siren]

Exactly. Like if a detailer likes detail let that be a host to player thing.

But right now, it seems players have to play to the degree of the best detailer, otherwise they lose for whatsoever reason

[waxen remnant]

@vital latch when do you host

[cerulean siren]

Anyway i should finish this map

[frank latch]

well I refuse to read yap when I'm hosting

slows stuff down too much

[spring bison]

instead of doing that they write 10 paragraphs of useless filler explaining the same thing you said in 4 points

[waxen remnant]

yeah actually

that will be the only good game room mw 😭 🙏

[cerulean siren]

If feel like a dm only mapwar could lowkey work tho

[quick idol]

Om god, mws have fallen

[spring bison]

not a new idea btw

[spring bison]

twovo makes peak mws

[frank latch]

I'll read the yap after sessions

[spring bison]

(he abandons them after a month and makes a new one)

[frank latch]

cus it doesn't take up much time away from important stuff

but

and I've already said that inter-session actions were allowed for those who like to yap

and for development

which is the time to take advantage of that

but very few players have taken advantage of it so far

[cerulean siren]

Cuz i come up with a better idea

[balmy epoch]

i feel like you handle yap pretty well

[spring bison]

not a valid excuse btw

[cerulean siren]

I have commitment issues 💔

[balmy epoch]

it’s usually more focused on lore

[frank latch]

well
yap is fine outside of sessions

[balmy epoch]

fish mw has bad yap

[frank latch]

honestly
the worst is the very vague actions

[balmy epoch]

fish mw has 0 lore

[frank latch]

"build navy"

like

want to be a little more specific?

[sullen pawn]

bow did you see what i dmed you

[cerulean siren]

Which is why gameroom mapwars lean to Detailers

[spring bison]

christmas mw was the most hyped mw of the month

[balmy epoch]

yea those are ass

[quick idol]

What christmas mw bro

[cerulean siren]

Manneva defcon was a week away

[balmy epoch]

the only issue with bowistan is he watches me so he can host whenever i’m not able to play

[spring bison]

not an excuse

and christmas mw was better

[frank latch]

😭

[cerulean siren]

Imma name a would system eyequ

[quick idol]

Why are you preparing for a mw a week in advance

[fierce timber]

Back

Who died guys

[cerulean siren]

No he said of the month

[balmy epoch]

i feel like now even if i wake up a bit early to stay it would be unfair being dealt an already expanded nation

i’d skip most of the early development

[marsh lance]

Holy shit yes

I’d play this

I want to

[frank latch]

but
I have started to try and amend those actions by making inferences for players
which is kind of annoying since it means I let my players get off of being lazy.
But the balance of that is that those players have a higher likely hood of their actions failing or just not meeting what they expect from it

[balmy epoch]

i almost accidentally posted an image with the hard r

[frank latch]

nah

it wouldn't be too unfair

though
your nation did just unify with their neighbor 💀

[balmy epoch]

kleznam reference

[frank latch]

the Han Dynasty 🔥

[fierce timber]

Imagine if MW was cool..

[quick idol]

How much cc to start a civil war

[balmy epoch]

who’s that brown nation

[quick idol]

before qevie started the fantasy mw apocalypse...

[balmy epoch]

ngl that would be cool
entering the mw starting in a civ war

[cerulean siren]

My main personal issue is i enjoy lots of slowburn and building lore up

Not sure if I want to have yall start out as a sinlge Star System leader or single Planet Leader

[frank latch]

brown?

[frank latch]

at least 5

[balmy epoch]

reddish brown

[frank latch]

rust

[marsh lance]

I can start out as a city mayor and bootleg alcohol until im the global distillery manager

[quick idol]

,pay @frank latch 7

[haughty inlet]

ercanramanov

@frank latch has received your 7

[frank latch]

just an NPC

[frank latch]

real

[balmy epoch]

peak game

btw

[quick idol]

the 2 more is for multiple factions

[fierce timber]

Ok Bespin from Star Wars

Calm down

[frank latch]

🙏

[balmy epoch]

i feel like bowistan would be better for building up lore

i couldn’t really in manneva

[cerulean siren]

That too

[frank latch]

it really is ngl

[fierce timber]

Ok I'm going to kill someone if Bowistan is mentioned again without being hosted

[cerulean siren]

I wanna have space companies but i feel like a corporation could only really take over a planet

[quick idol]

Bowistan

[fierce timber]

Stellaris behavior

[fierce timber]

Hope you had a good life

[quick idol]

I did

[fierce timber]

https://tenor.com/view/lie-lie-detector-cap-you-are-lying-stop-lying-gif-12198388917433403789

[frank latch]

and I have trouble balancing the map war for it to be medieval
Idk how medieval systems work, how to make it feel medieval and replicate the similar politics and shenanigans the medieval age would have.

yk?

[sullen pawn]

so i have a QUESTION

so basicalyl

[frank latch]

I also want to try and keep Bowistan fun. But I feel like a struggle to
so I will try to work on that in the future

[balmy epoch]

i’m at ikea rn

[frank latch]

Don't forget the hotdog

[sullen pawn]

i feel like my mws used to be slgihtly big, not really massive but deffo bigger then the few ive hosted lately
i think im at an all time low rn and im starting to fade out of relevancy

[fierce timber]

Play CK3

CK2 too

buy ALL the dlc

give Paradox your money

[frank latch]

I barely had money to buy Lethal Company

[balmy epoch]

@sullen pawn i’ll buy you a blahaj

cuz you’re a froh person

[fierce timber]

Do you have possessions?

Yes or No

[frank latch]

no

[midnight ocean]

Play ck3

[frank latch]

I feel like there's an echo in here

[sullen pawn]

a what

[cerulean siren]

Crusader kings 3 gives u a good feeling on how that would look like

[frank latch]

@rose cape
Caught this random ahh tribe lackin
(Idk when they got here)

[spring bison]

bowistan is a modern mw with medieval technology

[frank latch]

otay

Nooxd is cooking

[waxen remnant]

twovo*

[cerulean siren]

Came up with new aliens:

Bytemen

• Aliens with really big brains and natural processing power and bug eyes. Some of them have wings but most are not functional

Elderwuns

• Every single one of them has perfect memory down to the second they were born. - In addtion, they have an average lifespan of 477 Imperial Years.
• They suffer from being pretty weak physically and reproductive issues

Swarxians

• An over all above average intelligent lifeform capable of Superhuman feats.
• Suffers with reproductive issues, a purebread Swarxian is usally rare, due to the genetic evolution that took place on their home planet, their genes are too strong and essentially explode during natural Fertilization.
• Thier skin is Golden and reflective

[midnight ocean]

Swarxian gang

[frosty drum]

We need Selenians

Ong

[waxen remnant]

why does skillerz sound like hes 16.....?

and not a 9 year old

i can not believe this

[balmy epoch]

the shark

[wild mason]

Wait the vc is STILL going?

[frosty drum]

Almost at 50 hours

[frosty drum]

https://tenor.com/view/look-up-emperor-palpatine-star-wars-the-bad-batch-revealing-my-face-staring-gif-27000583

[spring bison]

this is literally proof we are living in a simulation btw

[spring bison]

https://youtu.be/J_T1T-BUkZU?si=e3KQZ2CRMMfubcZd what the hell is this

[cerulean siren]

No ❌

[frank latch]

crazy

[cerulean siren]

Swarxians also have the Prophecy Vuty Isama

• a 100% purebread Swarxian no longer is alive, however researchers of every Swarxian Nation work diligently to create an embryo that one day will be 100% Swarxian.
• It is written that when this embryo is finally borned into creation it will reunite the Swarxian people across the Galaxy into a Great Empire and grant the Swarxian people an unknown supernatural power.
• While Morden Writings of the Vuty Isama Prophecy usually say any embryo, traditionally it is believed that it would come from a Natural Fertilization. Science and Politicians for Meleniuims have been wanting to race to procces hoping to Artificially create their messiah. (For perspective, the best Artificial Fertilization Process was around only 72% purebread, and best natural is around 65% pure.)

[frank latch]

Religion Map Update btw

A couple things
I need to check with players to understand their nation's religions if they have any.
This is very rudimentary and VERY subject to change, especially since no gradients have been filled in except for a few areas.
I also might not be satisfied with a couple things later on, so some religions might facture, expand, shrink or other changes. I will check with players before those changes are made if they affect them.

Some areas may be inaccurate and I will continue to work on the map in order to correct any mistakes or just improve it.

It is also no where nearly entirely updated for all nation expansions and just general changes to the map

[gilded harbor]

@frank latch massive W totally definitely sorry for the harassment

But uh one lil thing

In my islands

Here's two islands coloured the occupied war colour cyan

Which is a mistake

[frank latch]

^^^

[gilded harbor]

Wgat

No I read

It's just hard to notice so I was telling you you missed a spot 😭

[frank latch]

ok

thank you

I didn't understand what you meant

[gilded harbor]

Yeah I was just pointing out these two island bits were the wrong colour 💀

[fierce timber]

looks good buddy, but what if it was gooder

[gilded harbor]

Who r u btw

Have not seen you in game room before

[fierce timber]

Insane

https://tenor.com/view/ultrakill-sisyphus-sisyphus-prime-monologue-shlorper-gif-1091964764715473681

[rose forge]

huh what's the major religion in my area?

[fierce timber]

Yeah I've just recently become active here tbh

I'm an old member of the server that's been getting active again because yeah

[frank latch]

A folk religion shared commonly by the Arhcipelago
I wasn't sure about what your nation's was

so I left it for now

[rose forge]

I never focused on religion so it just developed naturally

[frank latch]

and I wanted to ask Walrus about his
but I already colored it
so I'll correct it later if I need to

[fierce timber]

Wait people already have nations?

[rose forge]

so yeah it'd make sense for folk religion

[fierce timber]

Hold long has bowistan been going on for

[rose forge]

like a year atleast?

or approaching it

[fierce timber]

and when will we have loxustan

https://tenor.com/view/metal-gear-solid-snake-big-boss-gif-12248663

[gilded harbor]

@frank latch when is the Walrussian domination of the north west Bowistan gonna happe😔

[fierce timber]

when the world forgets his name

[gilded harbor]

100 in-game years (meaningless)

[frank latch]

Since July 2024

so about 6 months

But I don't host consistently and it's very spread out
so it takes a while for the map war to progress
which is something I'm trying to fix and might just get to next session

[gilded harbor]

Oh Bow

I'm not like

Nvm

Bow

Do you think I have a shot at unioning with red guys

[fierce timber]

Ong can people still join

[gilded harbor]

Yeah

You should join as NPC tho probably

@frank latch let man join as the person Falher keeps trying to invade

Let him cook

[fierce timber]

What does blud mean NPC

[gilded harbor]

Non player character or if technically Non player nation

[fierce timber]

Is that the way you guys call non player countries

Right then

Mwaw calls them AI despite not having any AI, feels funny

[frank latch]

in your current state

no

and you would likely be forced to give up your religion

[gilded harbor]

Massive loss

I wish I was big and strong so I could go on crusades

[frank latch]

Bro would unite the islands against him 💀

[hollow bobcat]

Why doesn't the Red nation follows

😔

[gilded harbor]

What also there's five red religions

[hollow bobcat]

Not you

[wild mason]

Wóbúx

[cerulean siren]

Didnt know Lunaism was that popular

[void axle]

Hello Gameroomians

Please guess what the capital of south colombia is

No theres no major cities, settlements, etc. in existence at this time

If you can figure it out, please tell Garlic

[vital latch]

if I were to guess one of the areas closest to the mountain

if it was barren at the time idk what the "capital" would be though

[void axle]

There aren’t any

[vital latch]

an area doesn't have to be populated

[void axle]

Literally every major city or town they could be based out of doesn’t exist in the 40s

[void axle]

It’s fucking jungle

[vital latch]

hear me out

they have a tiny little hq in the main columbia

damn yalls mean 😭

well

except @wild mason who got it wrong

har har!

[vagrant ginkgo]

@midnight ocean opinion?

[void axle]

This is what would have happened if Biden had just legalized private ownership of cruise missiles or something

Idk I’m not a libertarian

[vital latch]

You know I'm going to post a 🐬 emoji, but that's not going to help you because I know you have no reason to care! Strange isn't it?

[prime compass]

Why not
Oh and members can also move or move down divisions

[wild mason]

hi hi

[rose cape]

you probably would have been better off if you didnt enter the continuation war 🤫

[gilded harbor]

massive truth

[gloomy birch]

Game roomers
Eye has left the staff team
It's time to choose a new one

VOTE NOW
https://strawpoll.com/xVg71pqlOyr

[rose cape]

(we all would have been)

[wild mason]

ME

[rose cape]

@wild mason would you live here?

[cunning niche]

No

[rose cape]

why

[cunning niche]

If the house was bigger

Wasnt falling apart

And wasnt wooden

And wasnt in the middle

If nowhere

Because i cant get groceries

And shit

I would live there

[rose cape]

it's 11.7 meters tall 👽

and 10.4 meters wide

[cunning niche]

Donttt care

[rose cape]

i should play suzerain but im gon keep playing aoh2

[radiant oyster]

Gameroomers we need more VC people

[acoustic cairn]

Ghys

What do you do in here

Can anyone introduce me

[wild mason]

Play Mapwars

[acoustic cairn]

I thought that wasnt a thing anymore

Lasz Time I asked they said I was a year late

[hollow garden]

Bet

[hollow garden]

They lied to u jibanjan

[radiant oyster]

so are you coming?

[acoustic cairn]

I did ask like 8 months ago

Betrayal

So how to play

[hollow garden]

Well you are basically the ruler of a nation

and you decide it's direction militarily diplomatically and culturally

[prime compass]

Rizia Rizia

@hollow garden rizia or brzykna

[wild mason]

Depends on the mapwar really but the general things you need to worry about are managing and diplomacy or war with other players

[high tartan]

Yap

@acoustic cairn dms

[prisma flame]

Hi kleznam

[elder arch]

TEST

[west path]

adopt the ideas of crypto bros and get drones to ship that for you

[west path]

Evil

[rose cape]

blumi dont ignroe me...

[west path]

Summer retreat

[rose cape]

it's too hot for you

[hollow garden]

It's too cold for you

[west path]

im the only pole who can survive in 32 degrees celsius

[rose cape]

it's 33

[hollow garden]

You have to experience the Egyptian summer qevie

[prime compass]

@hollow garden i..i said hru

[west path]

8 celsius indoors is lukewarm for me 👽

[hollow garden]

Temperature gets this high in Poland?

[west path]

nvm id die of heat stroke

[hollow garden]

c

[rose cape]

💀

[hollow garden]

What about you

[west path]

Yes especially if you burn plastics

[prime compass]

Fein fein fein

[west path]

dont do that btw

[frosty drum]

THE VC IS STILL ALIVE

[west path]

That is a JOKE

[rose cape]

cairo's lowest temperature is higher than gdynia's highest

[frosty drum]

57 hours currently

[west path]

im not in gdynia

[hollow garden]

Relatively low compared to other countries in the region

[rose cape]

proof?

[west path]

Gdynia is worse than sopot

hands down

[hollow garden]

And thank god for fans and acs

[hollow garden]

What's Gdynia

[hollow garden]

W

[rose cape]

gdansk knockoff

[prime compass]

I wrote exam today

[west path]

Huh

[prime compass]

Interpretation of kafka text

[west path]

we can get up to 36 celsius in summer

🐖🐖🐖

well here not in the trójmiasto region

since thats a major body of water which regulates temp

[rose cape]

average temperature:

[west path]

Thats is average

[hollow garden]

Did you do well?

[prime compass]

Is ok

Its kafka

[west path]

we got that 2 summers ago

[hollow garden]

Is that some German writer

[prime compass]

I dont like kafka

[west path]

But its only for like

8 days

🥶

[prime compass]

Czech german

Died 1924

...

[rose cape]

@west path would you survive this?

[hollow garden]

I genuinely might die in that temperature if I had to experience it for a while

[rose cape]

(gdynia hottest temp ever)

[hollow garden]

I was once in an area with below zero temperature and I couldn't breathe

[west path]

Fahrenheit??

[hollow garden]

The air was too cold

[rose cape]

celcius

[hollow garden]

Ah

What did he write about

[west path]

no id cook myself alive

UNLESS

i had a body of water nearby

free sauna in that case

[rose cape]

it would boil btw

[prime compass]

"Der Aufbruch" by Franz Kafka

Written 1922

[rose cape]

trust me

[hollow garden]

Is this Celsius

[prime compass]

Go read it

[hollow garden]

Or fsrbrjiye

[west path]

Water boils in 40 celsius temps?

[hollow garden]

Farnrheite

[west path]

ive been lied to

[prime compass]

Fagrajey

[west path]

by education

[west path]

Bro what

[hollow garden]

misinformation by the Amaz opps

[west path]

i had frostnip for 3 hours and walked that shit off in 10 minutes after i got to a 20 celsius environment

[rose cape]

if you are in outer space

[prime compass]

@hollow garden go read The Departure by Kafka..

[west path]

Poland is hell we dont have that

[rose cape]

poland was the first country to land on the moon...

[hollow garden]

Insane qevie adaptability

[west path]

Had drenched gloves and clothing and was skiing for a shitton

in like

-10 celsius

[hollow garden]

I guess I have just never experienced anything as cold as that before

[west path]

being polish makes you stronger

also makes you more depressed

[hollow garden]

but It was pretty fun

[west path]

push away the genetic depression its BAD

[hollow garden]

Polska 😔✊

[hollow garden]

Okay

[west path]

this is all slavs

[hollow garden]

I will read a summary

[prime compass]

Yes now go bye bye

[prime compass]

No...read the text

[west path]

the south slavs cope by screaming slurs at one another

and it works

[prime compass]

It isnt long

Parabel are short

And have...meaning

[west path]

i will ferry you into poland for the winter

we will ski

you will learn how to brave these temperatures

[rose cape]

@west path is it true the trees look polish?

[prime compass]

@hollow garden did yousa read

[west path]

no they look american

[rose cape]

wtf are they doing

[frosty drum]

I've seen trees like that irl

[rose cape]

did you straighten them

[quick idol]

He didnt because hes evil

[radiant oyster]

They are trying to crack their backs after sitting still so long

[rose cape]

true..,,

[radiant oyster]

Imagine the satisfaction of doing that

*** its too late Batman, I’ve already uncurled the trees!***

[wild mason]

@tender storm oi oi

why is vc still ongoing

[tender storm]

Cause

It's an endless vc

[wild mason]

is it still a continuation of the first one

how long has it been

[frank latch]

Lunaism?

[tender storm]

We are on our 3rd dat

[cerulean siren]

Yeah purple religion right

From Lunovia

[wild mason]

crazy

[wheat aspen]

more than 48 hours

[frank latch]

uhh

no

that's not Lunaism

[wild mason]

I quit being a furry.

[wheat aspen]

cool?

[prime compass]

@cerulean siren Twovo when the tournament

[wild mason]

I quit being a furry.

[cerulean siren]

Saturday

[prime compass]

Ok

Maybe i play

,roll play, narrate

[haughty inlet]

belemin_

:game_die: narrate

[prime compass]

@cerulean siren ah my leg is injure i cant play RPS i can only narrate

[cerulean siren]

Nuh uh

We trymma get 24 players

[prime compass]

Ahhh my hand aahhh

[cerulean siren]

32*

[prime compass]

Ahh my finguhs broken

I cant Rock the paper and the scissors

[cerulean siren]

Grand prize is 1 million bro

[prime compass]

Oh?

Oh wow my leg is perfectly fine

Oh look my fingers have healed!

[cerulean siren]

Crazy how it works

[frank latch]

guh

[frank latch]

honestly
I completely forgot about Lunaism
but I think after so long, especially with pressure from other kingdoms and neighbors. Lunaism, although maintains a foothold in Lunovia, has been fading out against a widespread religion across the Central-West.

[west path]

yoga

[frank latch]

They're praying 🙏

[rose cape]

~bt

[hardy saffron]

@rose cape: they pray

[frank latch]

imagine alien reacting

[gilded harbor]

Ok cockroach

[rose cape]

~bt

[hardy saffron]

@rose cape: Imagine a stranger doing something

[frank latch]

umm

what is that supposed to mean

[wild mason]

Imagine.

[rose cape]

@frank latch you finished that windmill?

[frank latch]

yes

[rose cape]

show,,,

[wild mason]

🥶

[wild mason]

FLAT

[marsh lance]

He has back problems

[frank latch]

full interior btw

[vital latch]

something about this windmill is really cool btw

it gives off the kinda vibe of my old builds from when I was a minecraft 8 yr old just more refined

[cerulean siren]

Seems too much yk

[wraith quarry]

can't believe yall thought Allania was communist 😭

[balmy epoch]

allania is fascist

[vital latch]

allania is orion puppet state

[balmy epoch]

controlled opposition

[marsh lance]

I will be most likely going through with it despite any results

[wild mason]

This is kinda your fault you kept calling us commies

As the host

[wraith quarry]

yeah i never called allania commies

[wraith quarry]

i just checked every instance i've said commie

98 times...

[spring bison]

proof mwaw is an hoi4 aristocracy

[fierce timber]

Ok LeBron James

Come back when your son can score a triple double

[spring bison]

saying this because its true btw

[fierce timber]

80% of us don't play hoi4

our main host has never touched paradox 🙏🏼

[spring bison]

this garlic mw stinks ass so he does shit like that to make it gain attention

[fierce timber]

Ong didn't even know Garlic did mws

Sounds terrific

[spring bison]

lets create a completely artificial civil war in colombia for no reason

[fierce timber]

is he... stupid?

[cerulean siren]

The jungles fighting back

[frosty drum]

@spring bison @cerulean siren HOUR 60 IN THE VC

[cerulean siren]

Big news for the unemployed

@spring bison join rps 3

[wild mason]

What are current projections looking like

[prime compass]

RPS 3 LADIES AND GENTLEEEMENNNN

[prime compass]

No...no

[sullen pawn]

why are you in this hell

[cerulean siren]

We need to get to 32 players

23/32

[rose cape]

my aunt is a marine biologist

[rose cape]

add me

[prime compass]

@sullen pawn join rps 3

[fierce timber]

When mwaw ain't active I come here

[cerulean siren]

Everyone from last tournament is auto added

[fierce timber]

I'm like a muslim trader going from Europe to Asia

[rose cape]

crazy

@fierce timber are you joining bowistan btw

[cerulean siren]

@fierce timber u should join rps 3 btw

[fierce timber]

Maybe

[rose cape]

to which one 👽

[frosty drum]

@rose cape @sullen pawn vc still alive
Hour 60

[fierce timber]

To joining bowistan not rps

[rose cape]

@frank latch build bowistan in minecraft when

[cerulean siren]

Butt u can do the 100k confidence bet

[rose cape]

no

[vital latch]

I've come to make an announcement!!!

@wraith quarry is a bitch ass mother fucker, he sucks at fucking map wars. THAT'S RIGHT, he isn't just bad ar playing; he's bad at hosting two; he even tried to show me his mw saying "This is the longest mw of all time" and I just said "Doesn't mean it's quality".
So I'm making a callout post on my twitter dot com. Anonymous fish; you host a shit mw, it's shittier then literal bird crap and it keeps getting shittier, and guess what? Here's what my map war looks like https://discord.com/channels/522561390330904585/1201688696957435904 . That's right baby; all magical, no realistic economic bullshit, no player hosts, look at that it looks like magic and some fun.
He hosted a shit mw, so guess what? I'm gonna have hosted a better one in past tense. That's right this is what you get. MY SUPER MAGIC WAR! BUT I'M NOT GONNA HOST A MAP WAR, I'M GONNA AIM HIGHER, I'M HOSTING A RPG. HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT QEVIE??? I HOSTED AN RPG YOU IDIOT!

You have fourty eight hours before the RPG is rehosted, now get out of my sight, before I force you to play two.

-# || For clarification this is a joke and there is no new mw or rpg, and this is a copypasta edited such that I actually don't hold ill will against fish||

[wild mason]

It's good if you like petty medieval wars that last 15 years and crusades against the evil dirt people of Ho'Olia who have grown into ignorant and vulgar cowards led astray by the false prophets of their savage religion

[rose cape]

@wild mason is this true?

[prime compass]

~bt

[wild mason]

Yeah

[hardy saffron]

@prime compass: *** I am coming! It wasn't a bad game, just bad for both teams. He tried to show me the megawatt and said, "That's the biggest megawatt," and I said, "Okay, I invite you to Twitter.com." Girl, you don't know, you're a bad boss, you're worried, what are you doing? This is my battle card https://discord.com/channels/522561390330904585/1201688696957435904. True love is magic, not money, not wealth, just magic and fun. Do you think you are doing a good job? A good study that pays off. My amazing light war! But I don't make battle maps, I make quests, I make RPGs. What do you think of QEVA? Help me play RPG Crazy! You have 48 hours to complete the game, so rest before you start.

[wild mason]

Blame Fish's pettiness and paranoia

[fierce timber]

Is there a nation that i can just play for the long run?

[west path]

semicolon replace and

wrong grammar

[vital latch]

shuddup it was a retyped copypasta

(I really wanted to send the original one but that would get me warned so)

[west path]

hosting rpgs in 2025 is CRAZY

[wild mason]

You'd probably have to make a new one. Which also means you'd have to consider who you'd swear fealty to at first.

@frank latch

[vital latch]

too bad obama fill in

[west path]

Send original one in dms

🙏🙏🙏

[fierce timber]

hmm, goody

ok can my fingers stop pressing d instead of f

[west path]

I've come to make an announcement!!!

@wraith quarry is a bitch ass mother fucker, he sucks at fucking map wars. THAT'S RIGHT, he isn't just bad ar playing; he's bad at hosting two; he even tried to show me his mw saying "This is the longest mw of all time" and I just said "Doesn't mean it's quality".
So I'm making a callout post on my twitter dot com. Anonymous fish; you host a shit mw, it's shittier then literal bird crap and it keeps getting shittier, and guess what? Here's what my map war looks like #1313536021350187039 . That's right baby; all magical, no realistic economic bullshit, no player hosts, look at that it looks like magic and some fun.
He hosted a shit mw, so guess what? I'm gonna have hosted a better one in past tense. That's right this is what you get. MY SUPER MAGIC WAR! BUT I'M NOT GONNA HOST A MAP WAR, I'M GONNA AIM HIGHER, I'M HOSTING A RPG. HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT COSMIC??? I HOSTED AN RPG YOU IDIOT!

You have fourty eight hours before the RPG is rehosted, now get out of my sight, before I force you to play two.

[wild mason]

Here are the main regions

[rose cape]

he might actually be worse off than me ngl

[wild mason]

Wóbúx swearing fealty to me because of Waltsun being weak is peak

[rose cape]

@frank latch is this true? (it looks atrocious in game)

[quick idol]

What game is this

[wild mason]

Now build all the towns on the map and the roads connecting them

[rose cape]

minecraft

[vital latch]

honestly

[rose cape]

so about that..

[vital latch]

it could be worse

[quick idol]

this will be maizan's enemies next session

[rose cape]

it is worse

[fierce timber]

Goofy

[wild mason]

Did you import the actual heightmap

Ok r just the plain map

[vital latch]

yeah this isn't that that bad

it isnt accurate but it still looks cool

[quick idol]

When are we getting bowistan defcon

[wild mason]

Maizan's biggest enemy is itself

[rose cape]

hieght map

[vital latch]

you coulda been hit by a massive slab of dirt it definitely could have been worse

[fierce timber]

goofy

[quick idol]

new rule every mw that ends has to have a defcon version hosted

[vital latch]

same year as pcpltmw3

[wild mason]

Do you want the actual countries map and not the region one here

[quick idol]

literally what does that mean

[vital latch]

project cosmicpotato long term map war three

[fierce timber]

Yeah

[vital latch]

(working title)

[vital latch]

[for real for real this time]

[quick idol]

That was a lie

[vital latch]

no it wasnt

I'm still thinking about ways to make the title longer to this day

[quick idol]

Steal from bow, name it Cosmicistan

[wild mason]

Wait wtf is wrong with this map

There's so many weird things happening

[quick idol]

Like what

[wild mason]

The disputed part of Waltsun is its own country for some reason

[rose cape]

ok i decreased the height

[rose cape]

it's banan's

[wild mason]

Skull Emoji

[quick idol]

Reminder that i have a nation in Bowistan

[wild mason]

Dies he realize that he will not keep that long term

[rose cape]

wait where

wdym

[wild mason]

Idk why he wants so badly

[quick idol]

@rose cape how does it look like in minecraft

[rose cape]

this is like a picture of a UFO spotting

wtf

[wraith quarry]

real

[quick idol]

Is it there on the minecraft map

[wraith quarry]

I've come to make an announcement!!!

@wraith quarry is a bitch ass mother fucker, he sucks at fucking map wars. THAT'S RIGHT, he isn't just bad ar playing; he's bad at hosting two; he even tried to show me his mw saying "This is the longest mw of all time" and I just said "Doesn't mean it's quality".
So I'm making a callout post on my twitter dot com. Anonymous fish; you host a shit mw, it's shittier then literal bird crap and it keeps getting shittier, and guess what? Here's what my map war looks like #1313536021350187039 . That's right baby; all magical, no realistic economic bullshit, no player hosts, look at that it looks like magic and some fun.
He hosted a shit mw, so guess what? I'm gonna have hosted a better one in past tense. That's right this is what you get. MY SUPER MAGIC WAR! BUT I'M NOT GONNA HOST A MAP WAR, I'M GONNA AIM HIGHER, I'M HOSTING A RPG. HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT COSMIC??? I HOSTED AN RPG YOU IDIOT!

You have fourty eight hours before the RPG is rehosted, now get out of my sight, before I force you to play two.

[wild mason]

How much would it cost to have this made into a CK3 mod

[wraith quarry]

mid

drama>>>

fr

fr

[wraith quarry]

how

[rose cape]

world painter dot net

[wraith quarry]

I wish my main hardcore world didnt use terralith

[quick idol]

Did i find it

[wraith quarry]

i've come to despize the steppe biome my base is in

[rose cape]

yep

[quick idol]

@rose cape go there NOW

[wraith quarry]

it's all stony and cold looking

[rose cape]

too late

i overwrote the map

[quick idol]

rip

[wraith quarry]

even after i moved the chunks into a normal world and it reverted the biome to plains

the stone is ugly

i want to replace it

[rose cape]

i will do it with the new 5x map

[wraith quarry]

i must terraform

[quick idol]

one day the bowistan world war will break out and I will be the only survivor

[quick idol]

and then i'll win the mw

[rose cape]

you will get invaded by nolt for use as a military base

[quick idol]

is nolt alive

[wild mason]

The Fakheris invading then first :

[rose cape]

@brittle gust are you alive

[rose cape]

fakherland is colllapsing soon

[quick idol]

He isnt

Ercania will live

[spring bison]

~bt

[rose cape]

kill me

[wild mason]

How many different countries has he invaded with no reason lately

[vital latch]

@frank latch declare war on ercan, send my entire army of dolphins to conquer his island

[rose cape]

23904

[hardy saffron]

@spring bison: *** Not sure! ! ! *** @wraith quarry weak paper branch. Of course it wasn’t a “bad game”. It is not for the good of the government. He tried to accept it but I said no. Annan still laughs, more than Angry Birds. Battlemap matches: <hashtag1313536021350187039>. Everything is beautiful and well made. No money, no drama, no magic and no fun. Do you have a better accommodation than the previous one? My fight is still going! But I'm not talking about a good game, a bad game or a good game. What do you think of the room? I play the fool

[west path]

true im sending the planes

[vital latch]

bow should let me play as a random ass group of 800 dolphins

[quick idol]

You are EVIL

[rose cape]

you win when you make it to vogalia

[wraith quarry]

i will personally find and hunt down your pod

and kill every last one

[quick idol]

@vital latch can you kill all the seals pat wont give to kleznam

[wraith quarry]

painfully too

[rose cape]

@vital latch i will protect your dolphins

[wraith quarry]

ill let them dry out on the decks of our ships

[quick idol]

i'll support you if so

[wraith quarry]

they will die painfully

[wild mason]

How hard is it to mod CK3

[wraith quarry]

do you know the basics of coding

[rose cape]

idk

[vital latch]

thank you good sir we need that help in these hostile waters

[wild mason]

Not really but isn't half of modding CK3 just creating the land and titles in an editor

[wraith quarry]

actually

i will find your pod

AND DOUSE THE WATER WITH GREEK FIRE

[vital latch]

im pretty sure its easy but its tedious to do big things

[wild mason]

I really want to make a BOW mapwar mod

[vital latch]

if you want might as well give it a shot

[wild mason]

There's already so much in place

The hardest part I think would be filling the empty areas on the map

[void axle]

That a player caused

And only exists because a player invaded Colombia and Venezuela, as Brazil, during WWII

But it’s “nothing ever happens” WWII

[west path]

blumi you will learn from a 15 minute tutorial

you will then become the best coder in existence

[west path]

some mods just leave them empty

what if you... did the same

[wild mason]

I can't really since BOW confirmed people live in those areas multiple times

[west path]

make smaller tribes then idk

[wraith quarry]

15 minute tutorial from an indian/hungarian man who can barely speak english

[vital latch]

I'd make them all independent one counties with tribal government, issue starts with culture/religion for them though... and ig county naming 2

[west path]

BoW has a religion map

you could probably make up cultures i think

[spring bison]

thats not grounds for a civil war

[wild mason]

Cultures are pretty player driven and have a lot of things BOW can easily confirm. Like Kipae is a Hybrid of Noltian and Serrelkan culture

[rose cape]

mitú

san josé del guaviare

[rose cape]

south colombia is a brazilian puppet state

[spring bison]

congrats to brazil for getting useless forests

[void axle]

Still a slave camp

I think theres like, a few houses too, but still the rubber

[void axle]

founded in 1960, also doesnt exist yet

Basically every single town or city in the region either doesnt exist yet or are a handful of buildings barely able to be called a Hamlet

Because im making a sequel to that Garlic AW, im giving them more land so they can actually have a capital

[void axle]

Because its a nothing ever happens WWII, India looks like this

[hollow garden]

@west path hii

[west path]

you can speak

you already voice revealed

🐖

[hollow garden]

I can't rn

[prime compass]

@hollow garden do I tomrow sparring

Or do I not go

[fierce timber]

What if Gameroom was awesome and hosted MWs daily...

[rose cape]

quality over quantity

[fierce timber]

or type of deal

[marsh lance]

Mashallah i should download ck3 to relive the Vogalian civil war

[west path]

@rose cape they added flags

to ages of conflict

[brittle gust]

Is just busy

[brittle gust]

I will NUKE you

❤️

[quick idol]

Gotta dìg out of your grave first

[brittle gust]

Crazys

[quick idol]

Dont forget ercania btw, thats the most important nation

[west path]

@vital latch when rgd btw

[prisma flame]

is bookishpick alive?

[quick idol]

Yes

[balmy epoch]

i need my new pc

so i can run azgaar

[rose cape]

bro is never getting a new pc

[wild mason]

Letting tea get unbanned but refusing to unban Oil is some crazy work

[hardy edge]

they are on probation rn so

[balmy epoch]

both should be

[elder arch]

Man i can’t believe you guys have 5 seperate categories of archive channels just for them to not be released to the public

BORING

[hardy edge]

vencord moment

[prisma flame]

if america went into anarchy we would just be in a cowboy era bro

[prime compass]

@brittle gust heis whens will you ends the war in bowistan

[brittle gust]

Never

Can you come here and save me from my exams

So I can play mws all day

[prime compass]

Which exams

[brittle gust]

Final exams

Very scary

[prime compass]

Subject

[brittle gust]

Everything

[prime compass]

Ok well

Uh

Hesitation is Defeat

[brittle gust]

Save me

[prime compass]

Save the Rizian Flame of Rebellion

And so

In 105 AS

The Rizian Rebellion started

Lasting 1 year

[wild mason]

Sometimes I wish I lived in a city so I could eat at a different restaurant every day

[prime compass]

The Rizians managed to win..

[waxen remnant]

fatass

[prime compass]

Well well well

[wild mason]

Don't you eat donuts every other meal or something

[balmy epoch]

this is the only good thing about cities ngl

the rest is ass

[elder arch]

local game.Players.Venus.Humanoid.Brain = nil

[midnight ocean]

The homeless people:

[rose forge]

mixed bag cause homeless people are well people

so could get some nice people

crazy ones

mean etc

[wild mason]

This Taro tea is awesome

[rose forge]

Definitely seen some crazy homeless people in desperate need of mental help that they cannot get unfortunately

[midnight ocean]

Host when

[midnight ocean]

Is this a reference

[rose forge]

no

[wild mason]

Daniel Larson

[west path]

WHAT

WHY IS SATAN IN THE SERVER NOW

[cunning niche]

True @hardy edge Explain

@gemeni_defenstration

[hardy edge]

They have deeply apologized and shown to be a better person as far as I can see

However, as a precaution, They are on a probation period of 3 months

[cunning niche]

Okay

[hardy edge]

A single warn will eliminate them

[cunning niche]

Do this with oil Jonathan btw

[hardy edge]

Oil john needs more time

[midnight ocean]

Oil hasn’t even claimed to have changed

[cunning niche]

Single or married 😂😂😂

[hardy edge]

If oil john can stop being so Argumentive and try to fight literally every single member/staff on a 24/7 basis, then im open to the idea

[west path]

he has

he is quite cool

i approve of oil

[west path]

why is fighting staff bannable

[midnight ocean]

He should appeal then ( it will be rejected )

[cunning niche]

Then why should he appeal?

[west path]

also starting arguments isnt bannable as long as theyre kept civil

[hardy edge]

its not just the staff its the members as well

[midnight ocean]

Because if they let tea back in anything is possible

[west path]

which i think he is capable of doing

[wild mason]

Also the incident he got banned about he was genuinely in the right 😭

[cunning niche]

What was the incident

[west path]

for.. trying to prove his point? 😭

[midnight ocean]

The John oil spill

[west path]

this is like cracking down on the freedom of conscience

[hardy edge]

homie he was in an argument All the time.

[balmy epoch]

it is because he is JUSTIFIED

[hardy edge]

what fucking point was he trying to prove

[balmy epoch]

he has nothing to change

he is our GOAT

[west path]

etrue

[cunning niche]

He was always in the right tho

[west path]

bring back the oil johnites

[midnight ocean]

He was way to argumentative right or wrong

[cunning niche]

Oil john was an educater

He was a leader of a madrasa

[balmy epoch]

oil john was a sheikh

[west path]

idk i wasnt there to witness them but judging from how oil argues

[wild mason]

*educator

[west path]

he will go at it until he wins

so

[cunning niche]

He informed the populace

[west path]

True..

[hardy edge]

then bro was never winning lmao

[cunning niche]

Cut me some slack im on the skibidi toilet

[cunning niche]

He was always right

[brittle gust]

Crazy

[midnight ocean]

@wild mason when are you hosting ikella as promised

[west path]

no..?

[brittle gust]

The wb illuminati is against oil

It's confirmed

[cunning niche]

Tomorrow

[wild mason]

Me when you can look at the calendar ,

[west path]

generally if you begin winning then likely the person you had argued with would get frustrated and you'd eventually build up a backlog

[midnight ocean]

Oh it’s Friday still

I’m dumb

I have the day off so it felt like Saturday

[west path]

SATURDAY IN 2 HOURS

[brittle gust]

Haha

Dum

Haha

[west path]

@midnight ocean switch to polish time and youll get ilkella in 2 hours

[cunning niche]

1 hour and 1 min

[hardy edge]

Did oil john have a backlog with the entire server or smth then

[west path]

🤑

[brittle gust]

It's already Saturday

[wild mason]

Day off from what

[cunning niche]

Yes

[brittle gust]

Hosta blumi

[west path]

True

[midnight ocean]

@wild mason is this true

[west path]

@wild mason host

[hardy edge]

then you can see where the issue is

[midnight ocean]

Life

[brittle gust]

Okay I eep now

Bye bye

Cya

[wraith quarry]

why all the vexilology people who remake the Floridian flag always fail to incorporate the green and yellow into it 😭

[west path]

yeah id imagine

[cunning niche]

He wasnt intentionally getting into fights

[wild mason]

Acnaq do you work in a warehouse

[west path]

his views are considered unpopular

[brittle gust]

No skibidi toilet, it's evil @cunning niche

[midnight ocean]

No I can talk normally so

[cunning niche]

He would read some bullshit and educate the people who said the bullshit

[west path]

would you be the deliveryman for crypto bro sea pod dwellers

[wraith quarry]

somebody actually made this 😭

[west path]

that will get raided by pirates

[midnight ocean]

If it paid well

[wraith quarry]

worst Florida flag i've ever seen

[west path]

@fallen cipher somehow they managed to make a worse flag than yours

[cerulean siren]

Looks like a gameroom map ngl

[rose cape]

@hardy edge join vc when

(there is music

[midnight ocean]

Why is it so British

[cunning niche]

Yesh thats a map

[cunning niche]

Scottish

[wraith quarry]

why are people incapable of making a good redesign of the florida flag

i must make it better

[fallen cipher]

My flags are good wdym

[wraith quarry]

i need tennessine

[balmy epoch]

the vexillogly people are annoying

[cunning niche]

True

@balmy epoch arno brekar

[west path]

what

[west path]

this is satanic

vc

[rose cape]

qevie if he knew how to turn user volume down

[west path]

:

i already knew about this hog

[rose cape]

~bt

any music suggesst

[hardy saffron]

@rose cape: I already know this pig

[rose cape]

s

[cerulean siren]

@west path will u join rps 3

[west path]

no

[cerulean siren]

Plauges onto your family

But just you

No harm to anyone else yk?

[frank latch]

crazy

[frank latch]

unreal

what did you use for this

and how big is the map

[west path]

@rose cape saw the new AOC update?

[rose cape]

🥱 https://discord.com/channels/1018414678738731068/1307653338786959411 https://discord.com/channels/1018414678738731068/1306200082093309983

[wraith quarry]

this is the closest i could find to being good

BUT AGAIN

THE GREEN

IT NEEDS TO HAVE GREEN

[rose cape]

why 👽

[wraith quarry]

FLORDIA FLAG IS NOT FLORIDIAN WITHOUT GREEN

[wraith quarry]

cuz it's our color 👽

it's for florida being green

[rose cape]

all the states are green

tf?

[wraith quarry]

florida nature

[marsh lance]

Actually its theocratic governments that live across the continent from them 🥶

[rose cape]

except like

utah

and nevada

[wraith quarry]

we have a lot of nature

it's one of our colors

[wild mason]

It needs to be a sickly suburban golf course green

[wraith quarry]

no

it's the dark green that is already in the state seal

[west path]

@rose cape do you want more qud tracks

[rose cape]

that green is gone

[rose cape]

no

i cant play them on

[west path]

Insane bro

[wraith quarry]

it's not

[wraith quarry]

are you dense

[west path]

@rose cape when are we having a suzerain style fish mw vc meeting in the game room server

amazalt is the jukebox

[rose cape]

fish denying everglades disappearance in 2025 is crazy

[west path]

@wraith quarry this would be peak btw

host this weekend or else satan..

[wraith quarry]

im aware of the desolation of the everglades

but the everglades still exist

[rose cape]

not for long

[wraith quarry]

and a massive portion of florida is nature preserves

[rose cape]

not more than other states

they are not a state known for their nature preserves

they are a state known for old people

and hurricanes

[rose cape]

which is why i propose a retirement home on the new florida flag

[wraith quarry]

yes we are 😭

[rose cape]

along with a hurricane

[wraith quarry]

green is florida's color

green, yellow, and red

[rose cape]

bro forgot orange

you know

like the fruit of florida

[wraith quarry]

not really relevant nowadays

[cunning niche]

Got my peaches out in georgia

Yeah yeah yeah

[wraith quarry]

ever since the 1950s Florida has not been nearly as big a player in oranges

[rose cape]

they are only second to california

[wraith quarry]

dirty californians

🙏

[wraith quarry]

closest i could get it to this

i cant change the color of the sun icon 💔

abit better

[rose cape]

🤫 🧏‍♂️

[west path]

@rose cape is it over for the world

GUH

[prime compass]

The Abassid Caliphate

[rose cape]

play my map when

[west path]

@woven bloom is it legal to default on loans in casino

[rose cape]

you get banned

from casino

but other than that

yeah

[west path]

WHAT

why is that the punishment

wait why are you punished

for failing to pay back a loan

[rose cape]

👽

[west path]

it makes giving out loans basically risk free

[hollow garden]

Is Qevie stupid

[hollow garden]

People can default on them

So you lose the money

[west path]

bankruptcy is generally the punishment

[rose cape]

in this case you go bankrupt by getting banned

[west path]

amazting said defaulting gets you banned from casino

👽

[west path]

crazy

could you get bailed out

@rose cape whats your take on this mega empire

[frosty drum]

@west path hi

[rose cape]

play my map when,,

[west path]

5082

[midnight ocean]

@west path is this true

[west path]

probably

ikea genuinely produces their stuff in poland

because china is too far for operations in europe and poland has cheap manufacturing costs