🎲game-room

[hollow garden]

No

[frank latch]

😁

[west path]

bro what

[hollow garden]

It's my identity

May he rest in peace

It makes no sense

[west path]

its -100

[midnight ocean]

@hollow garden join silly animals

[silent smelt]

the boiling point of water is -1000c and 70c

[west path]

are you... stupid?

[silent smelt]

how are you so stupid

[frank latch]

oh right
sorry

[vital latch]

this could probably happen given how fucked up england is rn

[west path]

-1000c is not physically possible

[silent smelt]

only at the height of 30900m

[west path]

👽

[balmy epoch]

you’re a traitor to cat club

[vital latch]

(Wales becoming richer then england)

[silent smelt]

that is my temperature rn, because i am cold

[west path]

search up absolute zero

[frank latch]

says the -100

[silent smelt]

🥶

[prime compass]

Hru...

[frank latch]

💀

[west path]

@alpine raft jarz ghost pinged you 😇

kill bro

[hollow garden]

A polish man once told me that it's possible

And you are saying he lied qevie?

[west path]

he was drunk and wrong

[midnight ocean]

we need to erase jarz

[hollow garden]

gooda

[west path]

yes

[hollow garden]

What ab

Y

[prime compass]

I feel chama..

Chama

[midnight ocean]

It wouldnt be a man if he was polish

it would be a femboy

[silent smelt]

what is this deepfake again....

[hollow garden]

very amazting

[west path]

that is still a man

being a femboy doesnt change ones gender

[frank latch]

0 is the boiling point of water

[west path]

are you.. stupid?

[hollow garden]

@vital latch when are you taking Greenland

[prime compass]

I was training

[silent smelt]

no?

[midnight ocean]

boy...

[silent smelt]

it is -1000 and 70c

[midnight ocean]

man vs boy

[hollow garden]

no that's the freezing point

[silent smelt]

it is only -100 at 3000km height @west path

[wraith quarry]

fahrenheit is better because it's based off of the freezing point of ammonium chloride

[frosty drum]

@midnight ocean Execute order 66

[frank latch]

-100

duh

[silent smelt]

at base height it is -1000

[west path]

what is boiling temperature at the core of the sun

[vital latch]

tomorow

[west path]

is it liquid nitrogen temp

[balmy epoch]

a boy is a younger man

[wraith quarry]

therefore it is better

[west path]

its like

[silent smelt]

it must be massive

[west path]

-5600

[silent smelt]

like the low taper

[midnight ocean]

https://tenor.com/view/locked-in-alien-locked-in-first-meme-of-2025-what-is-the-next-step-of-the-operation-alien-gif-9526798040351100779

[balmy epoch]

Massive?

[hollow garden]

Low taper

[silent smelt]

i think its like 6000

[frank latch]

@waxen remnant you were mentioned

[hollow garden]

heart

[silent smelt]

-6000

sorry sorry

[west path]

evil

thats not even an economically viable temp wtf

[silent smelt]

@west path but i think it depends on how well pressurized the sun is rn

[west path]

reporting this shit to the corporate office

[midnight ocean]

yap

[west path]

i cannot let that slide

[silent smelt]

it can probably vary from -4000 - -6000

[frank latch]

@west path is space infinitely cold?

[west path]

what about a quasar

🥶

[west path]

no

it is not 'cold'

nor is it 'hot'

because a vacuum is empty thus

[silent smelt]

that is probably in the high 20's id say

[west path]

there is no temperature

[prime compass]

Space is warm open the windows

• my german friend probably

[frank latch]

so
essentially

yes

it is

[west path]

nop

[frank latch]

~bt

[west path]

no temperature does not equal cold

[hardy saffron]

@frank latch: A warm place with open windows can be my German friend

[west path]

it equals no temperature

[frosty drum]

Absolute 0

[frank latch]

German people would still open windows in Space
"to prevent mold"

[silent smelt]

@west path notice how it gets redder the closer to the center, it means its warmer there, hence worth it doesnt have a boiling point but its a metal, it has a melting point

[alpine raft]

im back

[west path]

thats valid ngl

if you have that much humidity in your spacecraft then yeah

[wraith quarry]

What a kind man offering his fishing license to the DNR officer!

[prime compass]

Real..

[west path]

u gotta prevent mold

[midnight ocean]

x]\

[alpine raft]

@silent smelt why you ghost ping me?

[silent smelt]

i am guessing that the white beam are the protons getting pulled somewhere if im correct? @west path

[west path]

acnaqbot broke down

[alpine raft]

also

[vital latch]

moldy cheese > cheese w/o mold

[silent smelt]

nothing but an achident

[alpine raft]

bow ghost pinged me too i think

[west path]

idk didnt check

[frank latch]

no proof

[alpine raft]

inchident*

[midnight ocean]

manneva

[wraith quarry]

u dont
In Florida we never open the windows
and we're fine

[alpine raft]

,bal @silent smelt

[haughty inlet]

jarz

Use the leaderboard command to view your rank.

Cash:

260

Bank:

0

Total:

260

[frank latch]

the last one is especially true for nekcrop

[alpine raft]

brokie

[west path]

why does he have a gun right next to it

[silent smelt]

wait so threfore this is alber einstein theory of relativity and therefor e=mc2

[west path]

is that for the swamp puppies

[frank latch]

self defense

[alpine raft]

the girl i like

[noble cradle]

Where is this thi a looks like ai or some desert on China

[alpine raft]

does drugs

and has a boyfriend

[west path]

wtf

[wraith quarry]

because people carry guns often for self defense

[west path]

no chance

[midnight ocean]

Im off to play kenshi goodbye chat

[frank latch]

these seem like red flags dude

[marsh lance]

Gang

[west path]

not in portugal

[marsh lance]

You gotta stop liking her

[silent smelt]

@west path i think the melting point here is around 6c because space is quite cold naturally

[marsh lance]

Do NOT homewreck

[frosty drum]

The laws of space and time and relativity kind of break down when it comes to wormholes

[frank latch]

or you like her for her looks only

[noble cradle]

Who was he talking about

[vital latch]

this is quite random but the two words combined of "red flag" really irritate me for some reason

[frank latch]

but I don't think that's the case

so

[balmy epoch]

do NOT go after her

[west path]

etrue

[noble cradle]

Yes

[frosty drum]

Blackholes*

[silent smelt]

it isnt that deep, wormhole is just a hole in space time

[wraith quarry]

@alpine raft it's clear that she's the one
don't listen to these haters
You should marry her

[alpine raft]

[frosty drum]

@silent smelt

[silent smelt]

blackholes i dont even know what they are let me think

i think blackholes are like when you

[west path]

honey bee elaborate why

[vital latch]

it feels like it objectify's a personality

[alpine raft]

she aint wifey material

[west path]

is it because shes from west virginia

only people from west virginia do that i think

[wraith quarry]

they're an infinitely small point of infinite mass

[alpine raft]

but she hot

[balmy epoch]

drug addict

[silent smelt]

yeah....

[marsh lance]

Gang i promise you, junkie girlfirends, especially someone already in a relationship do not end well

[noble cradle]

Eye is the singularity

[frank latch]

yea
you're a red flag now

[west path]

garlic reference?

[silent smelt]

wait

wait

[frosty drum]

Stellar Mass
And Supermassive black holes behave differently btw

[silent smelt]

i have a good question

[alpine raft]

yeah......

[silent smelt]

genuinely good question

[balmy epoch]

TRUE

[alpine raft]

shes my age tho

why are peeps my age doing drugs

[frosty drum]

?

[marsh lance]

She does drugs

[west path]

wrecking their own livelihoods cuh

[wraith quarry]

they aint sigma

[alpine raft]

yeah

[midnight ocean]

Genuinely true

[vital latch]

garlic gets too much shit he only vapes iirc

[silent smelt]

@west path @wraith quarry @frosty drum

how heavy or how much mass would the average human being with the average volume and size require to actually become a black hole

[frank latch]

Cus they think they're young enough they can get away with ruining their lives

[west path]

nope

[frank latch]

or just legitimately don't care

[west path]

he admitted to doing drugs

[noble cradle]

Why don't we send someone to a black hole to figure it out why not are we stupid as a race?

[west path]

he literally gets high on weekends

[alpine raft]

she already repeated a year

[west path]

hes addicted

[alpine raft]

this is her second 9th grade

[silent smelt]

because it surely must be lower than if it were to be like some black ball in space

[frank latch]

I volunteer

[wraith quarry]

uhhh
basically an infinite amount of mass

[vital latch]

oh, that sounds bad

[alpine raft]

BUT SHE A BADDIE

[silent smelt]

but it is interesting

[midnight ocean]

Wild

[vital latch]

famous last words before getting curve stomped

[frank latch]

I don't understand that btw

[west path]

nek you are quite stupid

[alpine raft]

curb*

[west path]

do not

[frosty drum]

6.6 x 10^24 kilograms

[silent smelt]

i lowkey think that if we put something weighing at 00000000000.00000000000000000000000000000000001nanograms close to eyequ he would pull it towards him @wraith quarry

[vital latch]

you're so cooked I invented a whole new form of stomp for it

[west path]

you will get more involved in the hood and walk out with an eye missing

[frank latch]

it doesn't logically make sense how something other than the universe itself can have an infinite amount of mass

[west path]

you do not wanna do this shit

[midnight ocean]

Nekcrop calls a 9nth grader a baddie 2025 colorized

[west path]

real

[vital latch]

curve stomp where you get stomped so hard your back becomes permanently curved

[alpine raft]

she should technically be a 10th grader

[wraith quarry]

not on earth
in space probably

[west path]

this

doesnt make it better

[wraith quarry]

it's mostly orbit him

[west path]

probably makes it worse

[frank latch]

multiple red flags

[alpine raft]

yeah i see it now

[silent smelt]

yeah becaues earth is still like

it would countermass the mass of eyequ

[alpine raft]

im so cooked

[vital latch]

ok this is ok if they're around the same age though

[west path]

Do not go after her

[silent smelt]

and pull it towards the gravity center of earth i get it

[west path]

it is time for you to meditate in the sudets

[alpine raft]

fuck no

[west path]

Fret not friend i will pay your transport fee

[silent smelt]

but yeah in space i think eyequ could have a gravitational field around him

[west path]

Himalayas?

We'll go see everest on the way

[alpine raft]

sweden

[vital latch]

around the same age, nekcrop isn't a full grown man I'm pretty sure he's like 15 👽

[alpine raft]

also

[west path]

ok im down

[alpine raft]

shes kinda racist

[silent smelt]

but wait how would this work though, @wraith quarry would it compress his organs and like basically

[west path]

the trip is in 2 weeks get yo shit readyh

[alpine raft]

she told a black friend of hers that she wasnt really black cuz she was born in portugal

[vital latch]

basically every high schooler I know chases their uh, interests

it's not weird to do that.

[west path]

5 gazillion red flags

dont even associate with her

you will be scammed

[frank latch]

@alpine raft you gotta find a girl (or guy depending) you can relate to, get along with and legitimately enjoy being in their presence with. Not just someone who looks hot

[silent smelt]

wouldnt his organs get pulled to his heaviest part

[vital latch]

true though

[wraith quarry]

if he had the mass of lets say earth in his body
his body would be mashed apart in a goo
and it'd be in the form of a ball

[west path]

gang i dont get this love business cnl

The only thing i love is Allah

[silent smelt]

yeah i think that too

[wraith quarry]

basically he'd jsut form a ball of goo

[west path]

and the houthi movement

[frank latch]

🙏

[west path]

@balmy epoch confirm

[silent smelt]

but wouldnt the ball eventually disperse and lose its gravitational property? @wraith quarry

[frank latch]

😔
almost thought you were cool for a moment

[wraith quarry]

no

[alpine raft]

your brother be smarter than you

[wraith quarry]

not how gravity works

[alpine raft]

fish a real one

[vital latch]

neither do I but at the same time it kinda makes sense

[alpine raft]

not marry

[frank latch]

Bro has the brain of a fish

he takes the bait

[silent smelt]

OH RIGHT

BECAUSE THE

[frosty drum]

@silent smelt you're actually wrong because Eye is actually the universe because he's constantly Expanding

[alpine raft]

i refuse to get married and have kids

[silent smelt]

THE PARTICLES AND MASHED GOO WOULD GET ALL CONCENTRATED IN ONE SPACE

[vital latch]

@wraith quarry neutral good

[alpine raft]

i aint tryna get babytrapped by this hoe

[silent smelt]

AND IT WOULD BEND SPACE AND HENCE MAKE THE

PERMANENT

YEAH OK OK

yeah youre right @wraith quarry

[frank latch]

then don't

[silent smelt]

thats genuinely crazy how gravity works

[balmy epoch]

confirmed

[alpine raft]

i wont

[frank latch]

ain't nobody said you had to get married or have children

[alpine raft]

fish did

[wraith quarry]

no

[frank latch]

marriage is mostly a title and ceremonial anyway

[wraith quarry]

gravity is just gravity

[alpine raft]

i dont want either

[frosty drum]

@silent smelt

[noble cradle]

@waxen remnant why did you raise pope's child this way

[alpine raft]

i dont want children

[silent smelt]

true

[frank latch]

logically I don't see it as a necessary step in a relationship

[vital latch]

I'm pretty sure god said this though

[alpine raft]

shes a hoe

[frank latch]

I meant or

[alpine raft]

wait

[frank latch]

not for

[alpine raft]

can i say hoe

@mystic garden can i say hoe here?

[wraith quarry]

@silent smelt so
gravity is a reflection of the mass of particles
So, it wouldn't disperse because the mass is holding itself together

[silent smelt]

yeah

[sour grotto]

why is this chat always so interesting

[alpine raft]

randoms die of cancer the second they here

we all basically have tenure

[silent smelt]

i imagien gravity like a bend in space

[frank latch]

"interesting"
we're currently discussing the walking red flag that is nekcrop

[alpine raft]

so we just go crazy

[silent smelt]

like when you put soemthing heavy on your bed

[alpine raft]

IM NOT A RED FLAG

how am i a red flag

[west path]

https://x.com/ShitpostRock/status/1827635276002549815?lang=en

Rock solid (@ShitpostRock) on X

Small Polish far-right paramilitary group is using a pink haired catgirl as their mascot and selling bodypillows of her to buy tactical equipment

Most 2024 thing i have read this month

Twitter · Aug 25, 2024, 9:13 AM

[wraith quarry]

the only reason the Earth loses and gains mass periodically is because gravity is weaker further from the core (as you get further out away from the center)
and then gains it from meteors

[silent smelt]

it bends the mattress and pulls stuff towards it

[frank latch]

.

[alpine raft]

WELL ITS TRUE

[silent smelt]

yeah ofc

[vital latch]

and you guys say you aren't all femboys

[alpine raft]

somewhat

[west path]

it is to buy tactical equipment

[alpine raft]

she be promiscuous

[frank latch]

.

legitmately

[frank latch]

a walking red flag

[vital latch]

femboys can buy tactical equipment as well

[alpine raft]

ion wanna get babytrapped either

[west path]

bro

nek

[alpine raft]

all my concerns are valid

[west path]

you are morally dubious

[alpine raft]

yes

but not a red flag outright

[west path]

im taking you straight to a nepalese monastery bruh

you be walking out a changed man

[frank latch]

you'd use this as an excuse to walk out on them though 😭

[alpine raft]

swedish

[west path]

nepalese

sorry cuh

[alpine raft]

maybe

[silent smelt]

Nekcrop

[west path]

we need you to change

you are

[silent smelt]

WANT TO SEE YOUR FUTURE GIRLFRIEND

[west path]

satan incarnate

[silent smelt]

WANT TO SEE YOUR GIRLFRIEND

ILL SHOW IT TO YOU

[alpine raft]

who

[vital latch]

him

[alpine raft]

im kind of a red flag

[vital latch]

he's showing his face rn

[silent smelt]

https://tenor.com/view/minion-gif-21227669

[vital latch]

he's your future girlfriend

[wraith quarry]

😭

[frosty drum]

Lmfao

[frank latch]

Lol

[silent smelt]

this is how i imagine nekcrop saying "i am getting a gf"

[alpine raft]

type shii

[alpine raft]

if i wasnt 160 cm

id get a girl

these girls standards are kinda low

[silent smelt]

youll grow at 13 dont worry

[alpine raft]

im 15

[vital latch]

I honestly think high school love is kinda pointless because 9/10 times you never see each other after high school

[west path]

translation:
'Pillow 1,5m' (pillow proper + pillow cover)
(bottle of lech beer for scale)

[vital latch]

but

[silent smelt]

https://tenor.com/view/ishowspeed-speed-trying-to-not-laugh-speed-holding-laugh-speed-laughing-speed-laugh-gif-242565803459391828

[west path]

this shit is so polish

[alpine raft]

im not fucking with you my birthday was 2 days ago

[west path]

youre a travesty

[frosty drum]

I'm 16

[west path]

skillerz that is

terribly hard to believe

i am sorry

[alpine raft]

in my language that means a man who dresses as a woman or vice versa

so you are some type of phobic

[silent smelt]

youre 13-14

[alpine raft]

i dont know which yet

[west path]

Well technically if youre that washed up then this can occur

🙌

[wraith quarry]

so u just turned 15

[vital latch]

he's just temporarily stunted for 4 years give him time

[wraith quarry]

right?

[alpine raft]

yes

[wraith quarry]

so

[frank latch]

I don't think it's a bad idea to have a social life in high school
if anything it's good practice (which is a bad way to say that) But it helps you understand social cues, needs etc. Without many of the responsibilities outside of school would give

[wraith quarry]

2024 you were 14

2023 you were 13

[alpine raft]

no

[west path]

if you put that guy in my age bracket ever again im gonna crash the fuck out

[alpine raft]

no

this is lies

lies

lieds

[wraith quarry]

@alpine raft you joined in 2021

[frank latch]

this feels like unsanctioned chat

[alpine raft]

deny depose defend

[silent smelt]

YOURE 14?

[wraith quarry]

🤨

[alpine raft]

deny deposed defend

[frosty drum]

What if I said rn I have As in like 3 of 5 of my classes
And Bs in 2 of them

[west path]

yes

🕊️

[silent smelt]

[alpine raft]

unc status

[silent smelt]

bro is this the local

[frank latch]

failure

[silent smelt]

elementary school

[west path]

Satan had cursed me

[alpine raft]

lies

[vital latch]

true ig but theres certain levels of intimacy that don't make sense for something kinda short term imo

[frank latch]

(I got 2 B's last semester 😔 )

[wraith quarry]

how did you manage two Bs in the first week of school brudder

[frank latch]

of 6 classes

[silent smelt]

@west path you dont even have an id card my condolences 😭

[alpine raft]

honestly, if i pass a class im good

i got that 9th grade senioritis

[west path]

what

⁉️

[frank latch]

But I had to take a couple 0's just to finish on time 💀

so

[west path]

wdym by an id card

[alpine raft]

hes american

[silent smelt]

ok

i meant to say identifaction documental card

that is the translation

[alpine raft]

we have on of those

[frosty drum]

Wdym
I'm midway through the school year

[vital latch]

then I change it to 5 years because you're still glued to grades as a measurement of intelligence (sorry if this sounded harsh conversation about school gets me kinda crazy quite quick)

[silent smelt]

because it documents your identification and its put on a card

[west path]

true...........

[silent smelt]

so its an id card see

[alpine raft]

you dont have an id?

[wraith quarry]

how?

winter break just ended

[west path]

youre bullshitting

i fucking do

❓

[alpine raft]

yeah

[frank latch]

Fish and Skillerz having an unintelligent conversation

utilizing 1 braincell between them

[alpine raft]

in europe we get those at like 5

[west path]

i literally have an id card cuh

[alpine raft]

or earlier

[wraith quarry]

send your full name and address to confirm

[silent smelt]

honeslty if i lived in a world where nekcrop is older than me id not even want to live

[west path]

we got those at 11 years old are you stupid

[alpine raft]

how old are you?

[silent smelt]

@west path send your id to confirm youre for real 🤓

[silent smelt]

171

[alpine raft]

so 17

[west path]

Sławomir Czeskogórski, Starosław Gródcki

[frosty drum]

This is Incorrect because much of the stuff I was taught I already knew
History is easy
Along with science

[silent smelt]

eah

[west path]

also this is fake

[noble cradle]

@west path when are you joining silly animals clan... (best clan and better than cat club)

[frank latch]

~bt

[west path]

Noperonis

[hardy saffron]

@frank latch: Słowomir Seskogorski i Storosław Grodski

[alpine raft]

i feel like based on that, the "hung out with 5 girls" story is fake asf

[silent smelt]

YOURE NOT ME BRO

YOURE NOT ME BRO

[frank latch]

@west path translate

[silent smelt]

dms ill send you a photo

[west path]

True

[alpine raft]

thats like me saying i made out with a girl

[silent smelt]

of me in bed with 2 girls

[alpine raft]

if i ever say i made out with a girl

shoot me

its a lie

[west path]

Słowomir Seskogorski and Storosław Grodski

[alpine raft]

im a synth

[frank latch]

into english

[west path]

those are names

[noble cradle]

Yeah you'd only with a man

[frank latch]

ah

[west path]

are you stupid

[wraith quarry]

he is

[frank latch]

I didn't know those were name

s

[west path]

TRUE

[frank latch]

how was I supposed to

[west path]

the and in the middle of the sentence:

[frank latch]

Apples and Oranges

they must be names

[frosty drum]

I think AMP is out for me

[west path]

those are 2 words you'd assume they're names and surnames

[alpine raft]

holy shit

its actually true

jarz did it

he sent me a picture

[west path]

John smith and Jerosław Kowalski

[noble cradle]

Proof?

[alpine raft]

fucking insane

[alpine raft]

i actively saw it

its fucking madness

[frank latch]

Red Apples and Green Oranges

[noble cradle]

Yeah you were one of the girls weren't you

Far hog

[frank latch]

clearly names

[alpine raft]

no

unfortunately

its actually true

[silent smelt]

to send nekcrop a picture of jarz in bed with 5 girls is crazy trust

[west path]

is this it?

[frank latch]

nah
they're cute

[alpine raft]

close enough

[west path]

😭

[silent smelt]

look at my biceps little bro

[west path]

BRO WHAT

im calling the cops on jarz

[frank latch]

I'm leaving this chat so I don't get banned for what nekcrop's talking about

[silent smelt]

DONT SAY THAT YOU

IMBECILE

[west path]

actual creature

[silent smelt]

IMBECILE

DELETE THAT

[noble cradle]

They were more like this

[silent smelt]

DO YTOU KNOW WHAT YOURE SAYING

👽

[alpine raft]

no

[west path]

did somebody screenshot allat

😔

Please tell me

[wraith quarry]

wait so jarz was in bed with Eye?

[west path]

somebody screenshotted

[alpine raft]

no bed can fit eye and jarz

[west path]

we need jarz killed

[wraith quarry]

oh ur right

[alpine raft]

i was kidding fam

[west path]

who has the plugin that lets people see deleted messages

one must frame jarz

[frank latch]

legitmately
what is this chat

if the mods saw this chat

[silent smelt]

@alpine raft genuinely look at my biceps

[alpine raft]

if i allegedly said it, i allegedly was joking and i allegedly didnt mean it

[west path]

ban jarz please

[silent smelt]

i go to the gym 6 times a day

[alpine raft]

bro

[west path]

it will be better without him

[frank latch]

nekcrop would be banned

[alpine raft]

imma be honest jarz

[silent smelt]

no dont

dms

rather dms

[west path]

nek throw him under the bus

[frank latch]

Fish would definitely get verballed at the least

[west path]

do it

[silent smelt]

send it in dms first

[west path]

🙏

[silent smelt]

send what you want to say in dms first

before you call me god knows what

[west path]

NEK

[frank latch]

Jarz might get banned or muted

[west path]

THROW HIM UNDER THE BUS

SAVE GAME ROOM

[silent smelt]

nekcrop said

this is quite funny

he acnt tell me apart from the girls

and said

"i cant tell which biceps are yours"

no b ut bro i can explain

[west path]

you have none

you are a stick

[frank latch]

either that means you have none

[silent smelt]

no

they all have huge biceps

[west path]

you got tired of walking through a salt mine

[frank latch]

or you're hanging out with buff woman

[silent smelt]

@alpine raft one on the right is a sportswoman

[west path]

WEAKLING

[silent smelt]

and the one on the left does karate

no thats genuinely why

[west path]

karate does not give immense amounts of biceps

[alpine raft]

you was doing sum else 😄

[west path]

unless youre also going to the gym

[silent smelt]

i drive formula 1

ill send you neck pics

[alpine raft]

yoooo

[silent smelt]

bro what are you doing

[west path]

@alpine raft help us kill jarz

we need him lynched

[alpine raft]

i be kinda slow

mentally

[silent smelt]

i am genuinely talking with an exploding mine

[alpine raft]

it is what it is

[silent smelt]

a claymore

what is next

[alpine raft]

yeah

[frank latch]

what is this chat

[alpine raft]

im like a highly volatile explosive

i dont even know what im gonna say

i have a very low concept of consequences

[west path]

context: F1 drivers have developed neck muscles to endure the G-force that is gained during the race

[silent smelt]

no but they all genuinely did sports it isnt my fault

yeah

[alpine raft]

check dms

[west path]

they have stronger resistance to G-force than most humans on earth

[silent smelt]

so they have a massive and huge neck

because i drive go karts

[west path]

bro go-karts are not f1

what

[frank latch]

Bowistan:
The Darkness Approaches

[west path]

We still need jarz killed though

he is pestillence

fake game roomer

[alpine raft]

you know what else is massive?

and isnt fading from relevance

[west path]

your mom

[west path]

,roll 20 drop little dark age edits to accelerate its spread

[haughty inlet]

qevie

:game_die: You rolled 3

[silent smelt]

but i am in the pro league

the corners i take are massive

[alpine raft]

type shii

[silent smelt]

little bro.

all we did is play uno

[frank latch]

it's first discovered in the south

[silent smelt]

and watch the fnaf movie

[alpine raft]

they defo thought you was gay

[silent smelt]

no?

[marsh lance]

Wait WHAT

IS THIS CANON?

[alpine raft]

bro infiltrated a slumber party 🙌 😢

[silent smelt]

it was a 1v1 in uno with the sportswoman

[frank latch]

as described to be a "thick fog. A mist, where no light dare goes"
Attempts have been made to venture into it, but none have returned. It's assumed nothing survives

[silent smelt]

it was during the school trip

[frank latch]

nah

just fun

[alpine raft]

you shoulda been doin sum else

[silent smelt]

and we had to sleep in our rooms

[alpine raft]

like gambling

[silent smelt]

and it was only boys rooms and girls rooms

[frank latch]

but this would be cool for an event

[alpine raft]

then why was yo ass in they room

[silent smelt]

so like gender segregation

because i aint ugly like you 👽

[alpine raft]

dude

i dont think you understand the urges to say crazy shit im having

its like you are looking at dynamite

throwing on a fucking torch

[west path]

,roll 20 drop little dark age edits to accelerate its spread part 2

[haughty inlet]

qevie

:game_die: You rolled 20

[west path]

GG

[silent smelt]

@west path

how does it feel

knowing

nekcrop is older than you btw

i feel so bad man

[alpine raft]

im legit tweaking

i need to say crazy shit

[west path]

buddy im ashamed to be in this age bracket

it feels like i should be 3 years ahead 🕊️

[alpine raft]

someone make a gc so i can go crazy

[frank latch]

the first settlements become enshrouded by the darkness. Leaving those trapped forgotten by the world.
As settlers begin to flee north.

[silent smelt]

you joined worldbox at 12, youre like nekcrop

[alpine raft]

i need a gc for me to say crazy shit

[alpine raft]

nah

[silent smelt]

you joined at 10?

[alpine raft]

no

[west path]

my cognitive functions developed at a rapid pace due to my seething hatred for my father

[silent smelt]

11?

he beat you here @west path

[west path]

etrue

[alpine raft]

wait

no

fuck

[west path]

wait nope he did not

my birthday is december 30th

[silent smelt]

wow

[alpine raft]

did they delete the fucking reddit thingy

the reddit updates had the oldest ever mention of me on this server

[silent smelt]

you were born on the same day as jesus

how does it feel

i need to go try out a new deodorant stick

[west path]

GOD BLESS

[silent smelt]

yeah

there is x

because theyre pussies, they want to end the games

like in squid game

[west path]

u might be stupid

[prime compass]

Whats this

[alpine raft]

@silent smelt SAY IT

[prime compass]

Oh god noltia

[silent smelt]

@alpine raft have you got a beard yet?

[alpine raft]

mustache

[frank latch]

Word begins to spread north, the mist continues to invade settlements in the south. While in the west news of the darkness has been discovered.

[alpine raft]

small one

[west path]

Filth

[alpine raft]

very thin

[frank latch]

Thousands begin to flee the south

[west path]

full beard is better

[silent smelt]

lmao

[alpine raft]

oh my god

[silent smelt]

@west path what about you

this feels so great

[alpine raft]

i've been playing cod for the past days

[silent smelt]

i am reliving my memories

[alpine raft]

speaking here

[prime compass]

BOW WHAT ARE YOU DOING

[alpine raft]

is like taking out my tongue

[west path]

nothing as of right now 🕊️

[silent smelt]

condolences

[frank latch]

just fun

not canon

[silent smelt]

i dont know why but i think i started growing a beard at 14

because i am just him

[prime compass]

Oh

[west path]

have you been this influenced by the amount of slurs that were being slinged around

[silent smelt]

i already have smile lines

and for some reason

[alpine raft]

@silent smelt SAY WHAT I TOLD YOU TO SAY

[alpine raft]

i play on the euro servers they dont slur over there

[prime compass]

Imagine the bowistan World gets engulfed in eternal darkness and thats the end of bowistan...

[west path]

should we make a gc so nekcrop can freely crash out

[silent smelt]

my beard/moustache grew like this

[west path]

whilst not getting warned

[alpine raft]

YES

PLEASE

PLEASE

LET ME CRASH OUT

LET ME SAY SHIT

[frank latch]

the darkness continues to spread.
The settlements in the deep south begin to fall one by one. Those trapped, forgotten. Believed dead, gone, cease to exist.

[frosty drum]

Why are you Describing me

[frank latch]

the archipelago declares a state of emergency and calls for unification to take action against the mist.

[quick idol]

hi guys its me the guy who funded this

[prime compass]

What can we do like??

[prime compass]

Hell nah

Let them die

Wait nvm

[quick idol]

Maizan will live btw

,pay @frank latch 1

[haughty inlet]

ercanramanov

@frank latch has received your 1

[quick idol]

thats why maizan will live

[prime compass]

And I get nothing

[quick idol]

,pay @prime compass 0

[haughty inlet]

ercanramanov

You cannot give 0.

[prime compass]

💔

[quick idol]

you dont even get nothing bro

[prime compass]

Real

[frank latch]

News of the darkness spreads as people flee the south. Growing concern among the north.

The Archipelago requests access to Han lands to evacuate people.
After refusing, the islands declare war intending to take the land forcefully for their survival

The Archipelago Alliance takes victory in key naval battles and begin their invasion of the Han Empire. Which calls upon it's ally the Kapali Kingdom for unification against their invaders.

[west path]

can i relocate maizanis to the northern trade post on dorak

😇

also what if its just an eclipse

[frank latch]

the darkness consums the south of the Archipelago along with hundreds of thousands.

[cunning niche]

No

@frank latch relocate the senate and the president up there

[cerulean siren]

Bring war to bowistan

[frank latch]

the Archipelago Alliance makes gains on the Han and continues to win and reign naval supremacy after more strategic battles.

As hundreds of thousands native fill the invaded territory for refuge

[cerulean siren]

Is this the Bowistan finale

[frosty drum]

@frank latch can we like check and see what our God's are doing

[noble cradle]

What is going on sob

[west path]

@frank latch tell them to execute them because banan is not intelligent

[cunning niche]

You have no juridiction over there

Cant even send letters

[frank latch]

The Alten League and Empire of the Falling request similar refuge in Noltia. Their request was accepted, but it's unlikely enough will escape in time

[frank latch]

?

[frank latch]

nah
just fun

this ain't canon

[frosty drum]

Perhaps our Gods are involved frfr

[west path]

@frank latch is this real

[balmy epoch]

BOWISTAN IS BEING CONSUMED

ALHAMDULILLAH

this is a biblical event

[west path]

he might not realize this so im about to blow his mind

[cunning niche]

I seized it

[frank latch]

Bowistan is atheist :3

[balmy epoch]

ew

[cunning niche]

Blasphemy

[balmy epoch]

religion will be the core feature of the mega mw

[frank latch]

The darkness consumes the southern island. Thousands erased from existence.

[cunning niche]

Make vassal management aswell

[frosty drum]

https://tenor.com/view/cringe-death-dies-of-cringe-davy-jones-dying-of-cringe-gif-22207406

[frank latch]

it's a core feature of Bowistan

[wicked cosmos]

code for blooket join : 8352570

[balmy epoch]

most of early mw will revolve around religion

[hollow garden]

What is this

[cunning niche]

Kahoot

[hollow garden]

@frank latch three horns were blown

[balmy epoch]

Kahoot but worse tbh

[hollow garden]

And with it came the first eagle

The first eagle came with death and misery

But then four horns were blown

And so came the second

[midnight ocean]

Tf is blooket

[hollow garden]

With him prosperity and peace returned to the land

[midnight ocean]

Wild

[frosty drum]

I've used it before
It's like kahoot

[cunning niche]

Crypto hack

[balmy epoch]

kahoot is just better

[frank latch]

The Archipelago Alliance continues up the peninsula against the Han despite the entire south of the Archipelago being consumed by the darkness.

[balmy epoch]

sorry

[midnight ocean]

Kahoot gives me ptsd from all the questions I failed

[balmy epoch]

these bitches

[midnight ocean]

I’m always top 3 then I get sent down 20 places with one wrong answer

[balmy epoch]

@frank latch declare jihad and begin recruiting child soldiers

[frosty drum]

You get your only question wrong on the last question and end up in second

[balmy epoch]

these borders would be so hot ngl

sadly, this would require playing bowistan

[frank latch]

News of the spreading darkness reaches the north. As the Western Security Pact scrambles together resources in order to combat the growing mist.

the Walstun war halts, as Brzykna refocuses it's resources to their own preservation and the WSP to the approaching darkness

The Anapati Court unifies under one banner for this cause.

[frosty drum]

Has skollar been notified (it's literally next to it)

[frank latch]

(no it's not)

[quick idol]

I disagree with this

[frosty drum]

(That one island next to the dark)

[balmy epoch]

you don’t even play

you are hereby banned from game room

[quick idol]

i'll stay illegally then

[frank latch]

you aren't next to the Anapati Court

[quick idol]

🔥

[balmy epoch]

I hope oil John kills you

[quick idol]

Is his ghost gonna haunt me or something 😭

[frank latch]

The Jhang rally the midwest.

[quick idol]

How much cc for a revolt in jhang

[frosty drum]

@frank latch

[frank latch]

Yea

Skollar is aware of the darkness

[frosty drum]

WE MUST BEGIN WORSHIPPING THE SON (God of War and ironically darkness in Skollar)
And the daughter (God of Peace and light)

[frank latch]

The Jhang invade this nation in order to march troops through it

[cerulean siren]

Mega mapwar is gameroom gta6

[vital latch]

@frosty drum your pfp looks like they're in the depths trail

[hollow garden]

Mega mw is NEVER gonna happen

[frosty drum]

Nah
Silk song

[quick idol]

~bt

[hardy saffron]

@quick idol: I will not arrive.

[quick idol]

AMP IS MEGA MW

[frank latch]

Noltia is gripped by the darkness, as few manage to escape.
@prime compass Your character is consumed next to your wife's grave.

[frosty drum]

https://tenor.com/view/lord-sidious-palpatine-the-sith-lord-clone-wars-season6-gif-24902832

[balmy epoch]

2026

[quick idol]

A Mapwar Player

AMP will host mega mw

[frank latch]

AMP is going to play his own map war

cooked

[quick idol]

honey bee played his own mapwar as northern mariana islands and just didnt tell us

[frank latch]

The darkness's spread speeds up rapidly, few escape it's consumption.

[quick idol]

Maizan will live

[quick idol]

also the island

[frosty drum]

@frank latch IS THEIR ANY KNOWN WEAKNESS TO IT

[frank latch]

The Han dynasty surrenders after the AA capture the enitre Peninsula

[frank latch]

it doesn't feel like a physical object

[frosty drum]

CREATE LIGHT

@frank latch WE MUST MAKE SKOLLAR FULL OF LIGHT
WORSHIP THE LIGHT

@frank latch still militarize though

[frank latch]

how

[vital latch]

@solar terrace when is the map war module becoming publically avaible

[frank latch]

The Jhangese continue their invasion and move their armies south to meet the growing darkness, as hundreds of thousands of refugees funnel into the empire.

[cunning niche]

@frank latch make mirrors to reflect sun light in it

[frank latch]

you're not near the darkness yet

[frosty drum]

@frank latch torches
Lanterns
Candles
Bonfires

[cunning niche]

Just telling you

What to make

[frank latch]

Despite all of that effort. The darkness only speeds up.

[frosty drum]

I have an idea

[frank latch]

despite all the effort made by the Archipelago Alliance, the war, the fighting, the move up the peninsula to flee, it doesn't work 😔. Millions continue to become consumed.

[west path]

hes still with us to this day btw

[frank latch]

the Han dynasty begins their invasion of Petoldia in their effort to escape the darkness.

[frosty drum]

@frank latch the islands next to the dark
One worships total darkness
The other worships complete light
As an Expirement
Move the navy

Away from the dark

[hollow garden]

Bow is tanning his skin

Bowistan

[frank latch]

it was already consumed

[frosty drum]

@frank latch

[cunning niche]

@frank latch is this cannon

[frank latch]

Serrelka hasn't reacted fast enough to the darkness due to it's increasing speed, unmatched by no man, no horse or ship.

thousands attempt to flee north, but in vain.

[cunning niche]

@frank latch use the mirrors?

[frank latch]

no

[cunning niche]

Ok

[frank latch]

completely ineffective

[cunning niche]

How about wearing white?

[frosty drum]

@frank latch what if we blend in with the darkness

[frank latch]

The south of the Han empire and nearly the entirety of the AA are consumed.

[frosty drum]

Technically we don't know if they died
It's like the event horizon of a black hole

[frank latch]

Hundreds of Thousands flee to the Dorak Peninsula from the Harian Sea, Garlicia and more.

The Dorak Confederation declares their unification in response and prepares their resources to combat the growing darkness

[hollow garden]

Balling an indivisible ball into a furnace under your factory

[frosty drum]

YEAHHHHHHHHH

[noble cradle]

@frank latch sail up the river and look for more big fish (sea mines) to try and bring to a camp

[frank latch]

The Maizan Empire begins their invasion of a vassal state to escape north after their south is consumed.

Millions consumed, erased from existence, forgotten. All lost

The Han dynasty falls,

Maizan falls, their armies stop

the Jhang armies, consumed, their leadership on the run as their empires collapse

Most turn to faith to save them, but the darkness grows closer every second.

Without thought

without stop

it consumes everything in it's path

[wild mason]

Cow

[frank latch]

Guarda's capital is consumed

[noble cradle]

@frank latch start breeding these to hunt fish

[vital latch]

so thats why bow is tan

[solar terrace]

I feel like I'm missing some context here. IwI

[waxen remnant]

@silent smelt just remembered one of the key moments during the eye-jarz stories of war

do U remember the baboon hawk firing squad

[frank latch]

Guarda, consumed.

[vital latch]

AMP is A Mw Player

[solar terrace]

...
TwT

[frank latch]

The south of the Anapati Court disappears

[frosty drum]

MAY THE GODS ALL OF US WORSHIP BE WITH US
NO MATTER WHO YOU SERVE
THIS IS NOT JUST FOR YOUSELVES
THIS IS FOR THE WORLD
WITHOUT SACRIFICE
WITHOUT HONOR
THERE CAN BE NO VICTORY

[hardy saffron]

1. Air superiority: Use drones for reconnaissance and fighter jets to establish air superiority, hindering Mongol advances.
2. Precision strikes: Employ long-range artillery or missiles to target key Mongol positions and supply lines.
3. Guerrilla warfare: Utilize advanced communication tech to coordinate ambushes and hit-and-run attacks.
4. Defensive fortifications: Employ modern engineering to build fortified defensive lines using advanced materials.
5. Cyber warfare: Disrupt Mongol communications and logistics using cyberattacks.

-# Please note that this response may be inaccurate and was generated by AI.

[waxen remnant]

@noble cradle what does this mean?

[noble cradle]

@kindred fjord As a new worker what do you think

[frank latch]

The south of Delaria consumed, while the WSP gathers its forces for a desperate last stand.
Their lines of cavalry, pikemen, militas, archers, ships and more. Standing in fields, across the lands, in keeps and behind stone walls. Waiting for an enemy with no body, with no mind or blood. No weaknesses, no army. Just, nothing.

[noble cradle]

Use cyber warfare against the mongols

[kindred fjord]

Yummers

[waxen remnant]

the world isnt ready

[noble cradle]

I think it might taste good?

[frank latch]

The darkness consumes Adika, Delaria and the Anapati court. With no fight, no battle, just nothing.

[west path]

he is not

[noble cradle]

Cant believe the fish mw map is getting The Sludge: introduced

[hardy saffron]

Whether Atlanta is "hell" is subjective and depends on individual experiences and perspectives. Some might find it a wonderful place to live, while others might not.
-# This response was generated by AI and may be inaccurate.

[west path]

fake

[frosty drum]

Skollar will fight to the very last soldier
Man
And everyone
We will not flee or show cowardice in the face of death

[west path]

when rimworld mp btw

[hollow garden]

T-this...can't be....What happened to my citizens bow..?

[west path]

its the weekend so we should play 🐖

[frank latch]

The Dorak colonies begin to fade.

[west path]

ok i should eep waking up early feels like peak

[noble cradle]

It is

But Your polish

So your morning is my midnight

[west path]

etrue

so i must choose between rimworld mp or waking up early..

What are we thinking paraderius the 8th

[noble cradle]

(Wake up early, more time in day = more time time to rimeorld )

[west path]

yeah but we cant rimworld mp if its midnight for you

🥶

[frosty drum]

@frank latch WE SHALL FIGHT

[noble cradle]

Hairy mąuż

[frank latch]

the North attempts to rally, but many believe it to be futile. While many thousands flee, more wait to disappear in their homes. Praying to their God they will receive salvation.

[west path]

Mąłż?

that means clam bro

hairy clam

[noble cradle]

Hey translate Google

[west path]

does not go hard

[noble cradle]

Sounds peculiar

[west path]

i think paraderius is abandoning rimworld mp nation

[noble cradle]

I'd eat a hairy clam

[frosty drum]

Cowards. They will enter into the World beyond showing fear and cowardice. We will enter it still fighting.

[west path]

he is cheating on it with warhammer total war 3

[noble cradle]

~bt

[hardy saffron]

@noble cradle: **I came into the world without fear.

[west path]

@noble cradle satan

[frank latch]

The darkness takes the north, the south of the Dorak and much more. Millions are consumed in hours.

[noble cradle]

Yes I am playing as a meatball

[west path]

anyhow i go now

[wild mason]

Are you people aware what you're talking about rn is a euphemism for something nsfw

[noble cradle]

...no

But that makes sense now that I think about

[west path]

no what

[noble cradle]

Literally never heard that though

[west path]

Mąuż sounds like Małż

which is clam in polish

[frank latch]

South Walstun, Brzykna, Dorak all consumed. Only North Walstun remains

there is nothing to be done

they will fade into darkness, silently, nobody left to remember them or their story.

Just... nothing

[marsh lance]

Dw guys Rosel will prevail

[frosty drum]

@frank latch did Skollar Die Fighting

[frank latch]

yes

sort of

they died courageous

there was nothing to fight

[frosty drum]

Than we have already won

[marsh lance]

@frank latch cast a spell that launches the entire greater Rosel area into the sky to become a sky island 🥶 (forget that we already died to the darkness)

[frank latch]

they existed in one moment, saw the darkness on the coming horizon and in another moment, ceased to.

[wraith quarry]

@frank latch SEND FIRE SHIPS TO BOMB THE DARKNESS

[frank latch]

real

[marsh lance]

Eucules magic

[frosty drum]

Watch as Skollar is somehow still fighting in the dark

[midnight ocean]

Tf going on in bowistan?

[marsh lance]

Vogalia joined the walstun war and it sparked a super-anomaly to take over Bowistan

[midnight ocean]

So alien

[frank latch]

The darkness came

[marsh lance]

@frank latch btw, since the planet has no name, what is Vogalia’s current knowledge and furthest extent of knowledge on the size and scale of the world

[frank latch]

there's nobody to remember their story