🎲game-room

[hollow garden]

@quick idol who wins

You are the host

Of the Syrlstian election

[quick idol]

@wraith quarry next action invent the wheel

[prime compass]

Kinda biased

[spring bison]

@hollow garden just imagine if you had a small shipment of KA-47s and I had a small transfer of cash

[hollow garden]

Ercan is an angel of integrity

[spring bison]

it would be awesome just saying

[hollow garden]

He would never be biased

[prime compass]

I see

[hollow garden]

I have left behind my violent past

I aim for peace and love

[prime compass]

Your weapons have nothing on beautiful syrlstarian guns

Look at it

shoots terronein guy

So beautiful

[hollow garden]

NOOO

[quick idol]

You win everything red
Belemin wins everything purple

[spring bison]

you cant produce 10000 rifles for one cent and sell then at 100 each

[hollow garden]

The terroneik

[prime compass]

Who wins all in all

[hollow garden]

Is this a civil war?

[prime compass]

No

👽

[hollow garden]

Who wins Ercan nationally

[frank latch]

https://tenor.com/view/justin-bieber-gun-to-head-killed-shot-murder-gif-15275179

[quick idol]

5 people live in the klez states

[wraith quarry]

@spring bison okay lets say your rifles are chambered in 7.62x39mm
apparently i just looked and apparently that's close-ish to .30-06
so could you convert a good 5,000 rifles to .30-06 and sell them to me?

[quick idol]

belemin wins

[hollow garden]

You fascists have no reserve

[prime compass]

Haha

[spring bison]

yes

[wraith quarry]

deal

[hollow garden]

You would do anything just to hurt the terroneik

The terroneik "question" as you say

It's no question

They are beautiful Syrlstians

With all the rights that entails

[quick idol]

We should kill all terronein people ngl

[hollow garden]

They are patriots of our kingdom

[prime compass]

@quick idol ok start mass producing far right propaganda against terroMID and heavily fund militarization

@hollow garden whats the most influential city

[hollow garden]

@quick idol ask parliament to investigate the ASD

[prime compass]

In syrlstaria

[quick idol]

kleznam died cuz he lost the vote

rip

[hollow garden]

Pearlia

[quick idol]

everyone knows losing an election is deadly

[prime compass]

@hollow garden answer me

Oh

[hollow garden]

Stupid illiterate smh

[prime compass]

https://tenor.com/view/stupid-crying-cat-kitty-gif-14754128238842493357

[wild mason]

@prime compass are stuffed animals that say "Hello!" to you creepy

[prime compass]

No

@hollow garden what year is it

[hollow garden]

It's 1590

In the year of our saviour koloth

[prime compass]

Oh

[quick idol]

If it comes from you, cuz if so they have a hidden camera or two

[quick idol]

Kolothism is IRRELEVANT...

The new kolothic alliance FAILED

[hollow garden]

You blasphemous heretic!

@prime compass hear what he is saying

[quick idol]

We could've been great but we rejected greatness

[hollow garden]

He is attacking our religion

[prime compass]

@quick idol
Pearlia Conference-Monolith 21st 1590
16 of the highest ranking officials in the AfS gather in a villa just outside Pearlia to discuss how to deal with the Terronein Problem

[hollow garden]

is this the party of traditions and values?

Ercan shows the hypocrisy of the ASD!

[prime compass]

AfS,

[quick idol]

Im ercanian tho

[hollow garden]

I typoed the last D

As an S

The mods were going to murk me

[quick idol]

Its called FOREIGN MEDDLING

[hollow garden]

you are a Syrlstian agent

They bought you!

[spring bison]

@wraith quarry begin research using the same science as the rifle to make new small arms (pistols and shit)

[prime compass]

@quick idol also abolish kolothism as its a sign of the old Regime and a sign of weakness

[quick idol]

I should also do this

[prime compass]

Our?

[hollow garden]

you infidel

[quick idol]

Later i guess

[wild mason]

🤯

[hollow garden]

Koloth will strike you down

[prime compass]

@quick idol
How is our militarization

[prime compass]

Why you so mean klez

I sad

[quick idol]

I dont care about it anymore we rejected greatness when we could have it

💔

[wraith quarry]

they will have to completely re-do their research as they reduced the number of parts by increasing the size, which does not fit into pistols well

[wild mason]

https://tenor.com/view/seal-sealposting-gif-4037842215147387348

[quick idol]

all the kolothic nations SUCK except for me

[spring bison]

ok nvm

[hollow garden]

This is the current internal state

The ASD is the red

The PTP is the purple

[prime compass]

@quick idol
Set up laws which state:
Harmful actions against terronein civilians is allowed.
Terronein civilians will nöt be allowed to open shops.
Marriage and relationships between syrlstarian and terronein civilians is not allowed.

[prime compass]

AfS*

[hollow garden]

@quick idol can we do laws that increases the workforce of the person

[quick idol]

Alpha left the kolothic alliance to join the west then didnt join the west and didnt join the kolothic alliance either
Nolt is nolt
The rest is all irrelevant

[hollow garden]

To double

And abolish one of the days of the weeks

[prime compass]

I am now the government

[hollow garden]

You are not

Volth would never allow it

[quick idol]

This affects 5 people, as thats your total population

[hollow garden]

I have methods to increase this population

Uxair style actions

[quick idol]

Uxair

[hollow garden]

@quick idol uxair the population

[spring bison]

@wraith quarry Begin research on a new type of improved artillery with priority on making it longer range and better accuracy while cheapening it as much as possible in a way that dosent decrease reliability

[hollow garden]

What's my population now

[quick idol]

the wb mods launch an assault

[hollow garden]

Launch an offensive

[prime compass]

@quick idol
Make the secret police
"Shura"
And their first task will be hunting all the PTP Party members down and sending them to jail for "anti syrlstarian ideas"

[hollow garden]

To capture this province from belemin

[balmy epoch]

this shit is still going on?

[wraith quarry]

👍

[hollow garden]

yes

[quick idol]

Wb mods join the war
They're orange as we all know

[prime compass]

@quick idol
Start building "re education camps" for political opponents and terronein civilians

[balmy epoch]

fish mid wars

[hollow garden]

How large is their army?

[quick idol]

belemin has peak ideas

[hollow garden]

@quick idol create a powerful crown

[quick idol]

however many mods we have

[hollow garden]

And use it to mind control the population

And against Beleminks

[hollow garden]

Can I recruit eye

[prime compass]

@quick idol
Declare myself "Eternal Chancellor"

[prime compass]

Meanie

[quick idol]

Hes hibernating

[marsh lance]

STOLEN

[quick idol]

After having eaten half of the worlds food supply

[hollow garden]

We will name it the crown of roses

[prime compass]

@quick idol
Threaten terronein with our vast military

[quick idol]

they withdraw from all their colonies in halati

[hollow garden]

@quick idol sabotage belemin's broadcast

And make him fall on his face

While he was threatening terrone

[prime compass]

Capture all terronein civilians and put them in the conce- Re education camps

[hollow garden]

To make him a fool!

[spring bison]

did fish mw end

[quick idol]

Your guy steps on a conveniently placed banana

no one saw it tho

[hollow garden]

I believe so

[prime compass]

@quick idol
Declare all PTP party members traitors and they will now be hunted

[quick idol]

They all fled already

[prime compass]

Fire a warning missile at them

[hollow garden]

@quick idol launch a coup d'etat

To arrest Belemin

Davini style

[quick idol]

Who 🔥

[prime compass]

@quick idol suppress these critters via SHOOTING THEM DEAD

[prime compass]

Davini?

[hollow garden]

Yes Davini

[quick idol]

Davini joins the civil war

[prime compass]

Smh

[prime compass]

No

[hollow garden]

Isn't he a velkozian

[quick idol]

Just wait until the spaceships arrive

[hollow garden]

How did he get here

[quick idol]

velkoz is a bit far away

[prime compass]

@quick idol declare davini a friend

[hollow garden]

Where are we in the galaxy

[prime compass]

@quick idol where does the missile land

[hollow garden]

@quick idol declare davini an enemy

[silent smelt]

😴 💤 🛌

[quick idol]

it'll take 5 milleniums for the message to reach velkoz

[prime compass]

I see

[quick idol]

it'll take 5 milleniums for the message to reach velkoz

[prime compass]

Peak

[prisma flame]

should bookish the pick host an AW

[silent smelt]

k qevie went to sleep

[quick idol]

fish mw takes place in another galaxy

[silent smelt]

I'll go with him

[hollow garden]

Damn

[silent smelt]

gn

[prime compass]

Maybe

[hollow garden]

Me as well

[hollow garden]

What will it be about

[silent smelt]

all 3 of us

[prime compass]

@quick idol
Ok invade terronein in a quick and brutal way and kill everyone

[frosty drum]

@hollow garden session?

[prisma flame]

if i do ill host one with randomly generated stuff first to know how to use it well

[prime compass]

I so proud

[prisma flame]

then make completely original stuffs

[prime compass]

I see

[quick idol]

they dont have colonies anymore, you swim to the mainland

[prisma flame]

idk actually

[prime compass]

No use our ships

Stuupid

[silent smelt]

Gn

😴 💤 🛌

[quick idol]

yea kleznam got those

[prisma flame]

the problem with AW is that i feel like it's based on fantasy worlds idk how exactly to do wars that are more modern

[frosty drum]

@quick idol can I play

[quick idol]

You can play as davini

[prime compass]

@quick idol send the secret police to assasinate the terronein leader and frame klez for it

[quick idol]

he'll arrive in fish mw after about 5 millenkums

[quick idol]

velkoz is a bit far away

[frosty drum]

Nah

[prime compass]

@quick idol how it go

[prisma flame]

actually

i think i figured it out

[prime compass]

@quick idol yes use our nuke on terronein

[quick idol]

After this, your secret police delivers the news they were ACTUALLY THE SAME PERSON

🤯

[prime compass]

Laugh out loud

@quick idol invade the rest of the World and genocide terronein

[quick idol]

You win gg

davini arrives

[prisma flame]

anyway if i ever did an AW it would be something like this but with an original map, states, cultures, etc

[prime compass]

rzz

Ezzz

[quick idol]

arrives at worldboxia

fish mw is just 5 galaxies away

[prisma flame]

@hollow garden

and the premise would be

simply

colonizing a planet

ive been playing too much rimworld

[quick idol]

Why does everyone catch rimworld addiction nowadays

[prisma flame]

because it's actually a drug

rimworld is too good of a game tbh

no matter what game i play i cant help but put rimworld on the #1 spot

[quick idol]

Youtube is also recommending me rimworld videos when will i escape this game bro 😭

[frosty drum]

@quick idol have this be a mid game crisis

[prisma flame]

give in ercan

[quick idol]

too bad my pc evaporated

my nonexistent pc

[prisma flame]

the only reason i wanna do an AW is because i HATE wars

idk how you guys do it

i only ever did meme mws and it still sucked

[frosty drum]

This is hilarious

Nice joke bookish

[prisma flame]

would you play an AW in this style (based on colonizing a planet?)

but not this at all btw

[frosty drum]

Yes

[spring bison]

dont call it an aw

you fucking dumbass

[prisma flame]

it IS an aq

aw

that's the thing

[spring bison]

no

its a made up concept

[prisma flame]

👽

in the other server htey make me call everything an AQ

AW

[frosty drum]

@spring bison

[prisma flame]

like actually

[spring bison]

theyre wrong

wannabe differents

[silent smelt]

WHY IS THE FRONTMAN IN A PSY VIDEO?

[frosty drum]

Squid game Guard Recruitment Video

[pine copper]

This is how he made money before he won the 2016 squid games

[silent smelt]

Sob 😭 😭 😭 😭

[wild mason]

@fallen cipher When will you recognize New Allania

[vital latch]

someone give me the flag of tia, decafa, and bannova from manneva

I had a silly idea

[hollow garden]

They are the other bookish

They use the word aw

We use the word mw

Be a patriot bookish

[prisma flame]

yea but it is an aw thats the thing

[hollow garden]

it's wrong

It's all mw

[hollow garden]

Rare moment of LeBron being right

[hollow garden]

Anyways yes

[spring bison]

kleznam im killing you btw

[hollow garden]

Will you cook lore for the world

Or how will you do it

[spring bison]

Very real mw

Join now

[silent smelt]

@waxen remnant

[wild mason]

did the mw end

[prime compass]

@hollow garden klez

[prime compass]

Yes

[wild mason]

when

[prime compass]

Idk

But it end

[vital latch]

can I play as the great southern wastes

[spring bison]

youre an army of mutants

[vital latch]

invade the inferior southern wastes

[wild mason]

it didnt end liar

[gilded harbor]

What

[prime compass]

I soory

[gilded harbor]

There's no mw happening right now here

[wild mason]

https://imgur.com/sf6LWhp

[quick idol]

Can i be great southern wastes

[prime compass]

Ding

Ding Ding ding

https://tenor.com/view/hector-salamanca-breaking-bad-breaking-bad-gif-7272926

DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING

DING DING DING...

DING!

BANG

[silent smelt]

@west path My financial team has found a loophole that could potentially exploit the cooperative ownership of apartments in Slovakia and monopolize the Slovak real estate market.

[silent smelt]

We have a strat showing us the possibility of monopolizing and individually owning nearly all the apartments in most of Slovakia within 23 years.

This is due to several factors that will soon come into effect.

This is due to the death of the current owners and lowball selling due to the inheritor already owning a residence.

This influx could hypothetically oversaturate the real estate market and allow prices to drop radically, allowing for a coordinated Jarz sweep.

And this would not impact any of my current real estate rents.

Also, the purchase of inherited old apartment rooms can be further exploited. We have several plans that allow for the transformation of a one-room apartment into a two-room apartment, artificially increasing its price.

[silent smelt]

This is honestly one of my favorite practices to do.

Every time we secure an apartment with the appropriate dimensions and plans, it brings me joy.

holy shit I love communism,

and we use the same plans over and over again to transform the apartments

thank god

[sour grotto]

who is your financial

team

[silent smelt]

group of experts:)

@wild mason I was also thinking and I had this idea for a while

I was thinking of a car company too

Due to Slovakia being the largest manufacturer of cars per capita

[silent smelt]

I had an idea of possibly starting a luxury car brand and using this to my advantage to produce cars inexpensively.

[silent smelt]

And later sell them for an average price

I think I could have a massive advantage in marketing, and production costs would be low.

I don't know, what do you think? @waxen remnant

WBU @sour grotto ?

[cerulean siren]

Gimme the cool one

[silent smelt]

Okay, WBU @wild mason

?

Guys???

. . .

anyone???.

@wild mason I also always dreamt of owning a gas station.

But I believe that in order to start a petroleum company you might need to own genuine oil deposits to make profit, and not trade or buy,

[waxen remnant]

I just woke up so I got no idea what you're talking about

[silent smelt]

So I would probably just buy only one branch somewhere

Nice

[silent smelt]

So to explain

Me and Airod

We

We basically set out to purchase Marie Antoinette's diamond earrings

[silent smelt]

And now we are in dire need of cash

So we are just devising some plans

Nothing serious though

[spring bison]

Where are you getting an oil deposit

an unexploited oil deposit

[frosty drum]

Hello chattaronians

[silent smelt]

Yeah I don't have one rn but if I did have one

I would definitely start a petroleum company

[sour grotto]

i went away for a little sorry😭

[spring bison]

Worldbox Oil & Gas Company

[silent smelt]

So for now probably just RE and car manufacturing.

[sour grotto]

but yes

[silent smelt]

I was thinking Sigma Oil-Werke

SOW Syntium

That'd be awesome

If anyone here owns oil hit me up

[spring bison]

I own 303.8 billion barrels

[silent smelt]

wait for real?

[spring bison]

🤫

@silent smelt wait nvm

there is like 3 trillion barrels of oil in unproven reserves

[earnest salmon]

Whats baking

[wispy hedge]

@fallen cipher yeah sorry you couldn't find the gc mb dude sorry that you had to say sorry in here and I'm sorry you needed to say sorry for saying sorry

[spring bison]

@west path Is this Poland real

[gilded harbor]

Can you form a commonwealth with lithuania

[spring bison]

Polish constantinople is real

[rose forge]

Much better 👍

[frank latch]

peak Poland

[glad torrent]

well thats good ig

[pine copper]

No country should have access to both the Baltic and Black Sea

@frank latch

[frank latch]

why did bro ping me

[vital latch]

not even russia?

[glad torrent]

We need to build a prision

[marsh lance]

Opinion on seal?

[vital latch]

seals are great

[pine copper]

Yup

[frank latch]

especially not russia

[spring bison]

I've done it

The world map

[bleak jolt]

Ok

[balmy epoch]

found a game roomian

[balmy epoch]

he was lying btw

[pine copper]

@sullen pawn Do Not INVADE KUWAIT OR YOU WILL FACE A COALITION

[bold glade]

Hai

[sullen pawn]

AHH

[bleak jolt]

@sullen pawn DO IT

[bleak jolt]

I see

[void axle]

Modern day Bowistan?

With my current borders? God no

So much land to lay colonize…

Slowly…

[west path]

im cooked

@vital latch i have once more clocked in only 3 hours of sleep on a school day

[waxen remnant]

just give up

🕊️🕊️🕊️🕊️

[west path]

yeah im cooked its 6am

well nearly

5:54

am i even surviving this day

2 P.E classes

and 8 hours of school total

kms

[vital latch]

at this rate tomorow you'll have two hours of sleep

[rose forge]

why tf does the school have 2 pe classes

[pine copper]

Why’s bro taking 2 pe classes

😭

[pine copper]

Just think tho, the sleep after school gonna be peak

[west path]

what

mandatory

im in poland

[west path]

no like 2 P.E lessons back to back

[west path]

im so cooked

[west path]

I had 4 hours of sleep yesterday

That shit ate 4 hours of my free time after school

not worth

[bronze harbor]

Can somebody help me out with 75k to cover losses?

[west path]

ereal

[vital latch]

pettition to only use this bowistan map

[silent smelt]

@west path qevie this is jarz

How many hours of sleep did you induce?

[waxen remnant]

@silent smelt BROOO NOOOO, YOUR FLESH WILL MELT AND TURN INTO SELF-CONSCIOUS FLESH EATING BLOB😢😭😭💔💔

[fallen cipher]

Never

[elder arch]

Hello

[wild mason]

yo yo yo

[elder arch]

Stop inviting me to your clan bro i do NOT want to join 😭

[wild mason]

crazy

[vital latch]

what if you joined cat club instead

also

@wild mason shill

[elder arch]

Invite me please i need cats. Please you don’t understand I NEED IT

[wild mason]

[wild mason]

My ascendance is a natural progression of my divine birthright.

[vital latch]

you died and are currently in hell alongside the entire og alpine clan

[wild mason]

How does Vienen not see through this

The clan has nothing to do with Alpine it's about Jarz, Jarz, and Jarz

The aristocracy possesses the mandate of heaven.

[vital latch]

jarz needs to be loved

[vital latch]

the only thing the jarz clan possesses is a card

[wild mason]

a card of what?

black card?

[vital latch]

no comment but its probably one nobody wants

[elder arch]

Aristocracy is my NUMBER ONE enemy, it should all collapse into the ground and be replaced with the void

[queen hemlock]

Should I get back on the MC realm or BG3

[vital latch]

how far are you in bg3?

[queen hemlock]

Act 3

[vital latch]

you're getting there

[elder arch]

Bro is in that two week minecraft phase.. it’s over for you

[queen hemlock]

I killed a clown infront of children

[queen hemlock]

Nope

[wild mason]

The aristocracy shall inherit the earth.

[queen hemlock]

It's been on like a week before christmas

[vital latch]

the aristocracy wouldn't even inherit deez nutz

[queen hemlock]

Down with the aristocracy, hail me as dictator

[wild mason]

😔

[wild mason]

The growth of it is entirely artificial btw. Jarz just spams invites to any no ranks, promises everyone power and influence, and frankensteined the identity of a clan he doesn't give a shit about onto his self serving nonsense

darn

boomi you kinda serious

[elder arch]

I don’t know why you’re taking it that seriously, because i can explain it in only three words: It fucking sucks

[wild mason]

BUY MY CRYPTO RUG PULL

[wild mason]

~bt

[hardy saffron]

@wild mason: I don't know why you take it so seriously. Because I can sum it up in three words: Amazing

[elder arch]

AMP IS A CURSED DEMON. IT NEEDS TO BE DESTROYED

[vital latch]

true

[balmy epoch]

moon cult reference

[vital latch]

there really isn't much nuance to jarz clan past it sucking

cant say much for the other clans

[wild mason]

fellas

is cat club and silly animals club allied?

[rose cape]

the glazing is too crazy

[vital latch]

but jarz clan is literally just a personality cult that circles around bribery

[queen hemlock]

Yeah as soon as I mistakingly left Silly Animals, Jarz sent me a request

Like not even 2 secs after

[vital latch]

no acnaq keeps trying to make cat club members swap to their clan

[queen hemlock]

~bt

[hardy saffron]

@queen hemlock: I don't know why it bothers you. Because I can sum it up in three words: beautiful

[wild mason]

SEE

AMP SPEAKS THE TRUTH

hey amp

wanna join the aristocracy?

[vital latch]

hang on

[elder arch]

2.147 billion/10 ragebait btw

[vital latch]

if thats a bad translate

[queen hemlock]

AMP now what did we talk about being a pathological liar?

[vital latch]

that means logically it means that its hideous

[wild mason]

~bt

[hardy saffron]

@wild mason: I don't know why this bothers you. Because I can sum it up in three words: beautiful.

[wild mason]

see

nothing changed

that is the axis

of the world

the immovable unchangeable center

[queen hemlock]

You're right on that one

Alpine is secrety the Axis

[wild mason]

~bt

[hardy saffron]

This is not a question. Please ask a question.

[queen hemlock]

Alpine, Zazu, and Moon Org make up the Axis

[hardy saffron]

@wild mason: Beautiful place in the mountains

[rose cape]

AMAZTING

😱😱😱😱

[queen hemlock]

~bt

[wild mason]

Can we stop referring to it as ' Alpine ', that's just an identity he stole. Call it the Jarz Cult.

[hardy saffron]

@queen hemlock: Alpius, Jaju and the movement of the Moon.

[elder arch]

why tf does the ask AMP command just tell you to “ask a question” and then just reset the cooldown

[queen hemlock]

This is why the upcoming Grand Liches will be better

[elder arch]

True and factchecked information

[wild mason]

~bt

[hardy saffron]

@wild mason: Good news.

[wild mason]

ooh la la

elf on the shelf

[vital latch]

/ask prompt:do you agree that jarz alpine clan aristocracy is a sorry excuse for a clan and that cat club is brilliant? (this is a question btw?)?

[hardy saffron]

I cannot offer opinions on fictional groups or express preferences. I can process factual information if you ask a question about them.
-# Please note that this response was generated by AI and may be inaccurate.

[vital latch]

MOTHER FUCKER

[rose cape]

real…

[elder arch]

oh btw it says i joined on January 10 (which is probably inaccurate), so in like 2 or 3 days i’ll have been in this server for 2 years

[wild mason]

we bribed amp

[queen hemlock]

~bt

[hardy saffron]

@queen hemlock: I can't review fantasy teams or talk about entertainment. If you want to know if you are treating the data correctly, this response tag is generated by artificial intelligence and may be incorrect.

[wild mason]

~bt

[queen hemlock]

HAH

[hardy saffron]

@wild mason: Have a nice day...

[wild mason]

okkkk

[queen hemlock]

AMP declared itself incorrect

[wild mason]

thanks

[elder arch]

Just say it’s completely factual and is a historical group that actually existed. It always works

[wild mason]

Also is Jarz even aware he's setting up his own downfall with all his promises which are unlikely to be met and may end up splitting his clan

[steep merlin]

is AMP a pathological lying femcel
:8ball: Better not tell you now

[wild mason]

if that happens

[elder arch]

The worldbox clan civil war situation is CRAZY

[wild mason]

can you adopt me?

[queen hemlock]

Don't make me do the bit...

[wild mason]

You're already my child

[steep merlin]

Set a reminder in 1 week from now (<t:1736927434:f>)
View reminders with the reminders command

[wild mason]

But nooo Banan wants custody

[wild mason]

What is this for

[rose cape]

your mom

[queen hemlock]

"Why won't you adopt mee??" ass line

I can't say the next part without warn

[wild mason]

🥳

[hardy saffron]

There is no historical record of a "Jarz cult" petitioning for the stealing of candy from babies. Comparing it to the Cat Club is therefore impossible. The Cat Club, assuming it's a group sharing cat videos, is likely more successful at its stated goal than a fictional, harmful group.
-# Please note that this response may be inaccurate, and it was generated by AI.

[vital latch]

MOTHER

[elder arch]

Adopt Me? Isn’t that the ROBLOX game where you gamble for the RAREST pets to get a million billion trillion dollars

[vital latch]

FUCKER

[wild mason]

lemme try then

i need to come clean

[vital latch]

cat club is better though

[wild mason]

jarz bribed me

but it is a bribe

I accepted

[rose cape]

~bt

[elder arch]

With what???

[hardy saffron]

@rose cape: Don't you have a ROBLOX game where you can win $10 billion playing blackjack?

[vital latch]

lets go gambling

[rose cape]

TRUE

[queen hemlock]

Die horribly

[wild mason]

who knows

hellooo eye

[vital latch]

GAMVLIMG GTG AMBLING GAMBLING

[waxen remnant]

@rose cape Hello! As you know, on Sunday there will be a Stellaris tournament match with a prize pool of 8 billion USD!

[vital latch]

WATER IS ON MY PHONE

[wild mason]

@waxen remnant when are we making Bribery illegal

[elder arch]

Cover it with rice and then it will be okay

[wild mason]

ahem ahem

it's called

"lobbying"

Or will it just be legalized as lobbying

not bribery

mhmm yep

[rose cape]

thats enough money to give every person in the world 1 billion dollars

[vital latch]

ITS APPLE IT'LL SUCK IN A YEAR ANYWAYS

[hardy saffron]

It's a very long word for a lung disease caused by breathing in tiny bits of volcanic ash.
-# Please note that the answer given may be inaccurate and was generated by AI.

[wild mason]

buh

[queen hemlock]

~bt

[wild mason]

Wait I just had an idea

[hardy saffron]

@queen hemlock: Red dust is a sign of chronic respiratory diseases; Please note that the actual answers are generated by artificial intelligence and may not be correct.

[wild mason]

yeeeaa?

[rose cape]

i disagree

[wild mason]

What if there was a clan court

ooooh?

[waxen remnant]

p. sure it's labeled as legal ( @solar terrace ? )

[rose cape]

for basketball?

i would win every game

[waxen remnant]

you're 4ft

you're not winning anything dawg

[rose cape]

im like steph curry

[elder arch]

Pro tip: if you don’t update your version it’ll actually last a lot longer (This is because your device will not overheat or become more unstable when updating, but you’ll still get screwed over because of the inevitable app incompatibility)

[wild mason]

Jarz is going to court buddy

[queen hemlock]

Can we just disband Zazu already

[waxen remnant]

nope

[rose cape]

yep

[waxen remnant]

ill remove the zazu warning so it stays actually

[queen hemlock]

They have like 3 members left

[wild mason]

It probably will be disbanded soon

[queen hemlock]

Good riddance

[solar terrace]

I mean, I don't see much of an issue for us with Jarz effectively stripping something like the arbiter position of all of its special meaning.

[hardy saffron]

The Jarz Aristocracy, known for their refined tastes and peculiar traditions, value elegance and formality above all else. They are fiercely loyal to their own kind and often engage in elaborate social rituals. A notable quirk is their obsession with rare teas and their complex etiquette surrounding tea ceremonies. They also possess an unusual fascination with collecting miniature sculptures of fantastical creatures.
-# Please note that this response may be inaccurate and was generated by AI.

[vital latch]

is zazu gonna get another earning this week

[wild mason]

bwoah

[elder arch]

why do you always arrive here when clans are mentioned

[waxen remnant]

another earning

[waxen remnant]

I literally pinged them

[solar terrace]

Because I was pinged...?

[wild mason]

"and when everyone's super, no one will be"

[elder arch]

Oh wait what?

Oh i’m an idiot

[solar terrace]

[vital latch]

I honestly hope it doesnt because they were supposed to be our destined rival

and theres no fun in a dead rival

[waxen remnant]

moon org will donate members to zazu to keep it upfloat dw

[queen hemlock]

Why

[solar terrace]

Gonna need to see when the check happens.

[queen hemlock]

You should totally help fund the creation of The Grand Liches

[waxen remnant]

when do we play sea of thieves again

[wild mason]

Can't believe clans have entered the gilded age after literally a month.

[wild mason]

the game is still alive?

[wild mason]

as i said in cat club and jarz

[vital latch]

just saying if you scrape by with 20 messages nobody will complain until either the moon or jarz clan fail with 399

[wild mason]

WORLDBOX CLANS ARE BECOMING MEDIEVAL GUILDS

[elder arch]

Guys, they didn’t say that bot messages weren’t allowed in the clan rules, so just make a bot to chat in the clan channel at least 400 times a week to keep your clan alive forever!!! (THIS IS A JOKE DO NOT DO THIS, OR YOU WILL END UP LIKE CUBIC)

[queen hemlock]

I'm going to raid the aristocracy and zazu

[wild mason]

me when I threaten my apprentice by telling him I won't teach him stonemasonry if he doesn't introduce me to his widowed mother

[queen hemlock]

~bt

[rose cape]

add money multipliers to #💰worldbox-casino loans when btw

[hardy saffron]

@queen hemlock: * I threatened my students: "If you don't tell me the story of the dead woman, you won't teach me how to cut stones."

[wild mason]

AMAZING IDEA

AMAZTING

[waxen remnant]

why did blumi pay members of other clans millions of monopoly money to attack cat club settlements in the north?

[rose cape]

~bt

[hardy saffron]

@rose cape: Why did Blooms pay a millionaire to fight northern cats?

[rose cape]

that much monopoly money must cost a few hundred thousand

[wild mason]

by the way

the moon cult

has over 100 members now

nepotism

[waxen remnant]

why is my sister messaging me at exactly 3AM

[steep merlin]

Above time (03:00 EST) in your local time · Jan 8, 2025, 8:00 AM

[elder arch]

The Blumi Cat Club situation is WILD.. As a cat club member myself i was seriously affected by the Blumi attacks.. we must get the death star to destroy their clan and restore peace

[waxen remnant]

"how are you doing?" at exactly 3 am is kinda spooky

[steep merlin]

Above time (03:00 EST) in your local time · Jan 8, 2025, 8:00 AM

[rose cape]

why are you awake at 3 am

[solar terrace]

We do not have bias on such levels of blatancy. xD

[waxen remnant]

I am doing a diplomatic operation between the silly animals and cat club with the moon organization

[wild mason]

darn

eye as a diplomat?

moon cult must be desperate

[solar terrace]

(I'd in fact like to say that we don't side with specific clans when evaluating activity at all. :P)

[waxen remnant]

we're not even going to scrape for more members )

[waxen remnant]

someone tell this to jarz 😭 🙏

[wild mason]

says the moon cult member

[tender storm]

We do not want to be allied with moon organization after seeing how they treat their ex member

[wild mason]

also key

i checked your casino balance

[waxen remnant]

tf we do

[wild mason]

you have 50 million

can i have

just 8 milly

[wild mason]

Be fr with me do you think the house of cards he built will actually last

[waxen remnant]

that's enough for 5 clans 😱

[tender storm]

No

It's going to collapse

[wild mason]

i shall assume presumptive control as regent

[tender storm]

Just needs a gust of wind

[wild mason]

ck3 ahh jarz

[tender storm]

When are you making me be able to add people to silly animals btw

[rose cape]

@solar terrace dont ignore me 😡😡😡🤬🤬😡

[vital latch]

better late then never

[wild mason]

When Acnaq gets online and can promote you

[waxen remnant]

mmmmmmmm

I don't really know ngl

[tender storm]

Yippeee

[waxen remnant]

don't you have co owner

you can do that yourself 👽👽👽👾👾 🤫🤫🤫🤫🤫🤫🤫

[rose cape]

when are you making me be able to add people to silly animals btw

[vital latch]

are co leaders not able to add arbiters

[tender storm]

Never

[rose cape]

true

[waxen remnant]

istg I just heard knocking on my window

[waxen remnant]

)they can)

[vital latch]

hang on you left US for THEM?

traitor

[rose cape]

sleep deprivation is crazy

[rose cape]

✅

[vital latch]

there are so many traitors to cat club its crazy

[wild mason]

real

[waxen remnant]

staying up at 3am chatting to worldbox discord members challenge

[steep merlin]

Above time (03:00 EST) in your local time · Jan 8, 2025, 8:00 AM

[wild mason]

amazting wasn't even bribed

[tender storm]

You should join too it's a very fun clan that isn't built only on cats

We love all animals equally

[vital latch]

not happening

[wild mason]

Why is this pudding so wet

How do I make a dry pudding

[waxen remnant]

((silly animals is better than the jarz chiefdom))

[waxen remnant]

where did you get it from

[wild mason]

Packet

[wild mason]

getting demoted as time goes on

[waxen remnant]

your flesh is going to grow eyes ggs

[wild mason]

not even worthy of being called an aristocracy eh?

[elder arch]

Use those hair dryers that blow hot air, i think it’ll work to dry it

[vital latch]

iirc silly animals clan was founded with the intent to only let in a specific kind of member, which is cool and all but I'm not interested in that

[wild mason]

Nope

I made Acnaq repeal that stupid policy

[tender storm]

Cat club is meant for cats silly animals is meant for all animals

[wild mason]

what is a "council"

boomi

shouldn't it be

councillor?

[waxen remnant]

that's a feature from ck3

[vital latch]

so it was founded with that ideal it just doesnt follow it anymore

[wild mason]

one man council?

[vital latch]

which is what I said

[wild mason]

Nope.

Silly Animal Councils

what is this rank

change it to councillor

I made Acnaq remove that before I gave the 4.5 million I did

I own the largest stake so he listened

crazy

medieval guild

[elder arch]

Okay cool suggestion for clans, make it so clans could own and take over territory on a map, right? And if you own more land you get special perks, and if you take over all of the land of another clan they just fucking disband immediately with no refund. It’s a good idea right?

[waxen remnant]

clan lore is fire

[vital latch]

it still says "cool people and donors are also allowed" as well btw

[frosty drum]

Game room active at 2 am
I did not expect this

[tender storm]

I own 1 10th kf the clan

[waxen remnant]

this is the suggestions everyone wants and needs

[tender storm]

Join us

[tender storm]

Me after speciesbox

[vital latch]

which makes it continue to sound like it would posibly stop people from joining, I would never participate in a clan that would outright reject someone unless they have a damn good reason for it

[waxen remnant]

Algeria (Africa)

Norway (Europe)

[elder arch]

everyone is like comparing it to politics and medieval guilds so what if we made it way more competitive, it’s an extremely good idea trust me bro

[rose cape]

@wild mason cant believe you joined jarz clan

evil

[wild mason]

i was bribed

sowwy

[vital latch]

just join us instead skillerz we have skillerz ice cream arriving in two days you wont want to miss the ice cream party

[wild mason]

skillerz is switzerland

[vital latch]

actually deadass cat club should have a ice cream party

[wild mason]

neutral

[frosty drum]

@vital latch @tender storm what are yall even talking about

[wild mason]

Bribery is apparently legal and Jarz is rich

[tender storm]

Clans

[waxen remnant]

when does skillerz join moon org

[vital latch]

about how you should join cat club

[waxen remnant]

(we're not inviting him don't worry)

[elder arch]

is he bribing people with crabcoins? Actual money? Steam games?

[tender storm]

I can get him into silly animals club

[rose cape]

@mr.w.walrus execute him

[tender storm]

Wobux I mean

[rose cape]

where is walrus…

@hollow bobcat

[waxen remnant]

he left the server

[vital latch]

I honestly dont see why it shouldn't be allowed when clans are about making a community and not about competition. If the community sucks even with the bribery it'll faceplant

[tender storm]

@hollow bobcat

[wild mason]

oh word?

[wild mason]

We are not turning into Jarz

[frosty drum]

Im not joining any clan

[wild mason]

actually

jarz just promised folks simple things

[rose cape]

crazy

[tender storm]

Not enough your worst enemies?

[wild mason]

like a giveaway

that's about it

[frosty drum]

I'm legitimately Switzerland

[wild mason]

mhmm

[tender storm]

Dude you have a year of nitro

[wild mason]

interstellar

[vital latch]

skillerz join cat club and I'll try to make a skillerz themed cake

[tender storm]

Why do you need a giveaway

[waxen remnant]

live laugh laugh hoorah for this btw

[wild mason]

i opted for steam

[waxen remnant]

also yeah tf

[wild mason]

10 dollaroos

(not gonna win)

[waxen remnant]

14 months of full nitro

[wild mason]

It won't. There's a reason free nitro scam servers still have 100K members

i get whiplash

[tender storm]

12*

[wild mason]

when i enter clans list

the sheer list

of dukes

[tender storm]

Would you like to join silly animals?

[waxen remnant]

I got gifted 2 months by some other guy (he accidentally bought nitro and gave it to me) and jarz (because I drew him a banner)

[tender storm]

Fair fair

[wild mason]

i need the steam 10 bucks

[elder arch]

I would join ANY clan if their owner bought me webfishing on steam.. i need to cure my fishing addiction REALLY badly

[vital latch]

they have 100k members but I don't know about 100k members active in the chat and having fun, if people want to have no fun with clans and just join clans for money thats on them

[wild mason]

https://tenor.com/view/vegeta-ultra-ego-angry-gif-7169566606590383465

althought to be fair

i won't win

[tender storm]

Is it really worth it?

[wild mason]

but the aristocracy

sounds nice

[vital latch]

in this case they're actively choosing to go that route

[wild mason]

hmmmmm

blorbby asks da real questions

wait

blorb

is silly animals

crazy

[tender storm]

Yup

[wild mason]

crazy

and you are an arbiter too

[vital latch]

blorb should be cat club though

I'd be willing to like

uh

shit

[wild mason]

ice cream

[vital latch]

[wild mason]

(expired)

[vital latch]

yeah ice cream party not expired

skillerz flavoured

[wild mason]

HEAVENS ABOVE

LET IT BE KNOWN

[tender storm]

No I don't betray my clans

[wild mason]

THAT IF I DON'T GET MY BOZOS

I SHALL USURP THE CROWN

AND REIGN AS ETERNAL REGENT

[frosty drum]

I have a crown

[vital latch]

not even for a slice of cake?

[tender storm]

I don't like sugar

[wild mason]

granola bar

[vital latch]

bowl of salt?

[tender storm]

Deal

[wild mason]

crazy

at least be bribed

with money like me

what is this

the bronze age?

[waxen remnant]

the amount of treachary between these groups are insane

[vital latch]

🧂🥣 pleasure doing buisness

[tender storm]

I don't need money

[waxen remnant]

that is literally rice

[tender storm]

I also don't need a bowl of salt

[vital latch]

we're the romans

[vital latch]

the stock image website said its salt

so its salt

[wild mason]

peak music taste

[vital latch]

yes you do

[waxen remnant]

is it from shutterstock

[wild mason]

https://tenor.com/view/lie-detector-gif-9388384639890532829

[waxen remnant]

(worst stock company ever after what it did btw )

[wild mason]

ok ok fine guys

[vital latch]

adobe stock

[wild mason]

when jarz gets arrested for grand theft

i will turn the aristocracy around

[waxen remnant]

didn't even know they did stocks

[vital latch]

yeah they are worth 422 per share

.63

dollars

united states vsriety

[solar terrace]

I don't get the prompt. xD

[solar terrace]

IwI

[rose cape]

ai confirmed

[solar terrace]

1. It's not a cult.
2. That doesn't make me root for the clan.

[tender storm]

Hello key

[solar terrace]

Please.

[tender storm]

It is a cult thougj

[solar terrace]

No.

[rose cape]

how can you be economy staff and not know what a money multiplier is

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Money_multiplier

[rose forge]

wut

So u just want it to keep inflatign?

[waxen remnant]

proof?

[wild mason]

Ahem. Conflict of Interest.

Sooooo

[waxen remnant]

please economy staff add a 95% tax rate in casino

[wild mason]

join jarz

[solar terrace]

It's an organization. A very serious one at that, acting as a completely unanomolous legitimate team.

[rose forge]

or just have income vary even more for whatever reason

[tender storm]

That also requires members to have a moon in their name

Cult

[wild mason]

Imo clan managers should not be allowed to join clans at all

[solar terrace]

I don't care if the clan is deleted, being a clan manager only makes it a matter of time until another clan adds me to them.

[rose cape]

no, it just makes loaners able to loan more money than they have 😇

[wild mason]

Okay Goddess-Empress

[rose cape]

they do it in real life

so it cant be bad

[vital latch]

yeah its an acronym! CULT!!!!

[waxen remnant]

I heard this one before

actually I saw it

live action

[tender storm]

I didn't see that

Clever

[vital latch]

I strongly disagree because clans were never advertised to be competitive

[wild mason]

crazy how clans

gave us nationalistic sentiments

my fellow americans

do you not remember

when we were brother in arms

[rose cape]

wtf is the rainbow in the background

[vital latch]

literal channels already made us nationalistic for game room

[wild mason]

man and woman linked in heart

[vital latch]

giving us skin colours is obviously gonna do it

[rose cape]

youre korean

[solar terrace]

Nah, we all just added it because we wanted to! ^.^

[wild mason]

i am american for the time being of this speech

my fellow americans

we must come together

and stand united

we must not fear the enemy from without

[waxen remnant]

someone tell this to jarz x2

[wild mason]

but the terror from within

[tender storm]

This and now we can't join more then kne clan because it's "fun to watch clans fight for members"

[tender storm]

Totally

[waxen remnant]

that is one ugly emoji so im just going to delete this comment all together

[wild mason]

this is superior

[solar terrace]

How's that supposed to even accomplish anything regarding bias? We can still see all clan chats and interact with them at will, so a hypothetical biased clan manager could still be biased towards one specific clan and act as a member of them. The only difference would be that the "affiliation" wouldn't be displayed by a role.

[wild mason]

nepotism

POWER TRIPPING

WATCH AS HE

DELETES THE REACTIONS

[vital latch]

🌚 clan is supporting press censorship

[waxen remnant]

(blumi wasn't the original one that said that)

[solar terrace]

Ah.

[wild mason]

Can you also delete it when he used the sweaty feet emoji please

blumi

[waxen remnant]

the WHAT

[wild mason]

i left that server

i no longer have it

🫰

LEVEL UP @Hyojason! Your WorldBox clout just went through the roof! Your level is now : 47! WOOP WOOP.

[vital latch]

I feel like it'd be cool for that to happen but parts of that sound kinda hard to make without destroying the whole appeal of custom role colours and icons

[wild mason]

cat club caused the market crash of '08

[vital latch]

(cat club role colour or icon should ong come when we hit 10,000 messages 🥺)

[tender storm]

Me after no clan has reached that level yet

[waxen remnant]

the cat club role color is going to be neon pink btw

[vital latch]

29*

[wild mason]

cat club is in shambles

now that i do not post gifs there

[vital latch]

we'll actually be taking bubblegum thank you very much 😡

[waxen remnant]

isn't that a thing you chew

[wild mason]

guys you were right

aristocracy is so lonely

i miss belemin

[tender storm]

Join silly animals

[wild mason]

@prime compass

[vital latch]

theres a colour called bubblegum

[wild mason]

People indoctrinated by Jarz will just try growing the aristocracy

[vital latch]

no u got scammed

gtg to bed chat

[wild mason]

😭

[tender storm]

I indoctrined him first

[wild mason]

Going to bed in 2025

[vital latch]

goodnight all especially the traitors who left cat club for objectively bad clans and are anti cat clubian and when they return to our borders will be brutally oppressed ❤️

[waxen remnant]

this early in 2025

[tender storm]

Fr

Couldn't even last 2 weeks

[wild mason]

...

am i entitled to financial compensation

[hardy saffron]

No, you should not believe strangers online promising money. Seeking compensation in court requires evidence of a legally binding agreement and damages. Consult a lawyer.

-# Please note that this response may be inaccurate and was generated by AI.

[tender storm]

No

[wild mason]

cat club

isn't going to re-accept me

are they

They said they would o0press you

[tender storm]

Always a place in silly animals

[wild mason]

@silent smelt

[waxen remnant]

Deserved

[rose cape]

DIE

[wild mason]

If you or someone you know has been subjected to Jarz's shenanigans, you may be entitled to financial compensation.

While still in his clan

[waxen remnant]

when he could be joining the moon org btw

@wild mason what are good ck3 dlcs + why are they

[wild mason]

i uh

i fear others may not accept me

the fate of a betrayer like me

[wild mason]

Royal Court sucks it just adds another mechanic to manage and forces you to take more needless losses, the only good thing with it is being able to make hybrid cultures

[waxen remnant]

did this guy just upvote himself

[wild mason]

how about

rise to power?

[wild mason]

yea

I don't know what dlc I have

[waxen remnant]

yeah ngl all of these dlcs looks like

it's... Bad

[wild mason]

when are we

playing ck3

[waxen remnant]

when blumi buys me it

we could all be playing rn but she's... Evil

[wild mason]

I just know I bought royal Court and it was such fucking bullshit that does nothing but force your hands on stupid issues

[wild mason]

did ya refund?

[wild mason]

I don't think you can refund dlc after 48 hours

[waxen remnant]

48h of gameplay?

or just having it for 2 days

[wild mason]

No of owning it

[waxen remnant]

you can refund it

you can't refund if you have it for 2 weeks or have played it for 2+h

[wild mason]

I deficiently played for more than 2h with that dlc

blumi blumi do you think just base ck3 is good enough?

[waxen remnant]

you played yourself

[wild mason]

deficiently

I wonder if I could ask steam support for a refund still just to see