🎲game-room

[prisma flame]

maybe one day

[quick idol]

What does the exodus fleet do again lol

[quick idol]

The rebels are dead

[frosty drum]

INVADE THE PLANET

[hollow garden]

Fighting in the west has ended in a decisive senate victory

[west path]

the plan is to leave the galaxy

[hollow garden]

The remaining rebels agreed to lay down their arms

[prisma flame]

dms

[frosty drum]

@hollow garden

[prime compass]

Invade the east

[hollow garden]

Alr

[wild mason]

Nope

[west path]

but we can take up

[prime compass]

With super soldiers too

[west path]

mercenary work

[quick idol]

what do the velkoz think of us rn btw

[west path]

production requests

[frosty drum]

@hollow garden occupy the world
And give aid to civilian

[west path]

and act as a mobile trade hub

[prime compass]

W humans

[prisma flame]

i want davini

[quick idol]

And will we get the system they said we would

[prime compass]

You aint gettin him

[prisma flame]

either davini flees or one of you hands him over

[west path]

@hollow garden relocate to Zevil so we can be closer to our research partners 😱

[quick idol]

You're buddies with him

[prisma flame]

I will give you 1 billion if you hand over davini

[prime compass]

Only?

[hollow garden]

Zevil welcomes you

[quick idol]

@hollow garden dee ems!!!

[hollow garden]

And provides you with top facilities for your work and staff

[frosty drum]

I keep mistaking his name for DaVinci

[west path]

Can i turn myself fully robotic

it is time i become machine 🙏

[prisma flame]

based

[prime compass]

Same

@hollow garden invade the Planet with super soldiers

[wild mason]

@hollow garden can you vote for the veljoz

[quick idol]

Zevil

[frosty drum]

NO

[prime compass]

Blank

[prime compass]

Yes

[frosty drum]

@prime compass the planet surrendered

[west path]

i will fund your operations by thee way

[prime compass]

Uh

[west path]

youre still my chief resource harvester

[frosty drum]

I occupied it

[prime compass]

Yes

[hollow garden]

@frosty drum

[west path]

@hollow garden Can i send ercan aid for his resource harvesting operations

🐖

[hollow garden]

The invasion has begun

It's the end of the war

You are on the gates of the capital

[quick idol]

Is he there

[prime compass]

Send super soldiers to rampage through their army and capital

[prisma flame]

send me davini

[frosty drum]

@hollow garden

[prime compass]

👽

[frosty drum]

DONT KILL CIVILIANS

[wild mason]

no he is a criminal asset

he will be executed

[prime compass]

I said army

[prisma flame]

i want to execute him myself

[prime compass]

You wont

[frosty drum]

No

[wild mason]

we all see through your lies you moron

[frosty drum]

I'll execute him

[west path]

can i escort him whilst hes carried to international court btw

[wild mason]

https://tenor.com/view/portal-i-am-not-a-moron-portal-2-wheatley-i-gif-17984108426495618920

[west path]

he wanted to buy out some of my fleet and i cant forgive allat

[hollow garden]

They are very glad of your help

[wild mason]

bookish

[prime compass]

@wild mason @frosty drum @quick idol
Broadcast davinis execution?

[hollow garden]

Without you Davini would have probably won

[wild mason]

Yes

[quick idol]

YES

[frosty drum]

I'll Execute him

[prisma flame]

no i actually want to execute him myself

[elder arch]

What is going on, and who is hosting

[quick idol]

Can i have an invitation

Personally

[prime compass]

I will do it

[hollow garden]

Yes

Bookish did it already

[west path]

@hollow garden can i order every crewman to watch the broadcast

🐖

[hollow garden]

You can transcend your flesh too

[frosty drum]

@quick idol @wild mason @prime compass I'll execute him

[hollow garden]

Zevil have the technology and they like you

[prime compass]

I willm

Will.

[elder arch]

I am so confused rn

What???

[west path]

gg ez

[quick idol]

Bookish left humanity

[hollow garden]

The capital has fallen

[west path]

do this

[quick idol]

WE GOT HIM

[hollow garden]

And Davini was captured

[quick idol]

WE GOT HIM YALL

[prisma flame]

FUCK

[frosty drum]

By who

[west path]

@hollow garden i shall transcend my flesh

[wild mason]

How do we execute him

We should HANG HIM

[hollow garden]

Your armies 👽

[west path]

i will become fully linked with the exodus fleet

[prime compass]

I WILL EXECUTE HIM

[west path]

as its AI main system

[prime compass]

PLEADE

[hollow garden]

Velkoz asks you to hand him over to them

[prisma flame]

no no give him to me

[prime compass]

LET ME DO IT

[quick idol]

Throw him to space without a spacesuit?

[hollow garden]

For public trial

[prisma flame]

5 billion to give me davini

[frosty drum]

By which players army

[prime compass]

Tell them we will trial him and execute him

[quick idol]

man they are ruining our fun just like that?

[wild mason]

Tell Velkoz bookish will 100% try manipulating it, just execute

[prisma flame]

its joever

😔

[wild mason]

he is obviously guilty

[quick idol]

Can we throw him to space still

[prime compass]

HOW DO I EXECUTE HIM

GIVE ME A WAY

[quick idol]

maybe burn him

[prime compass]

Lets steam him alive

[frosty drum]

BURN HIM SLOWLY

[prisma flame]

I CONDEMN THIS

[prime compass]

Shut it

[hollow garden]

The civil war has ended with a senate victory and roughly 220 million dead

[quick idol]

Let us have fun

[hollow garden]

Velkoz has been deeply damaged by this

And is now even weaker than us

[quick idol]

WE GOT THE NEW SOLAR SYSTEM?

[west path]

what about that 1 reddish system

btw check dms

[prime compass]

Send them supplies to rebuild

[quick idol]

Dee ems!!!!!!

[hollow garden]

Well you don't have to listen to them

You have him rn

What do you do with him

[prisma flame]

@hollow garden what is velkoz opinion of me

[prime compass]

@hollow garden steam davini alive btw

[prisma flame]

I publicly condemn this

[prime compass]

CAN WE ALLY WITH VELKOZ

[frosty drum]

@hollow garden Set up a trade post in the new system

[wild mason]

you are going to be extradited and decommissioned next.

[noble cradle]

Billions must die in the name of science

Launch missiles into the moon

[hollow garden]

All in favour?

[hollow garden]

A war criminal

Deeply hated

[frosty drum]

Aye

[hollow garden]

You have surpassed nolt as the most hated human in Velkoz

[prime compass]

Indeed

[quick idol]

What did nolt do lmao

[prime compass]

Oh

[wild mason]

@west path Can you try getting Zevil support to Extradite bookish, his brash actions are damaging to android rights across the galaxy as he plays into violent stereotypes

[quick idol]

Whos the most LOVED human in velkoz

[prime compass]

Me..

[prisma flame]

but im not human

[hollow garden]

But the remaining Feather right wing groups are sympathetic to you

[noble cradle]

HOLY SHIT

[hollow garden]

And see that you were doing the right thing

[noble cradle]

Is this

[west path]

@hollow garden would they now that ive undertaken a process to become an ai system

[noble cradle]

The fabled

[west path]

🐖

[prisma flame]

yes good

[noble cradle]

Klez mw?

[prime compass]

Yes

[west path]

yes

[quick idol]

@hollow garden who is it!!! This is the most important question of our life

[prime compass]

@hollow garden
Start selling simple grade implants in velkoz for an EXTREMELY low price
Also send Explorers to the New System to find Ressources

[prisma flame]

i still have the velkozian feather 😔

now

how do i defend my space station

[prime compass]

Shut

[wraith quarry]

@west path I did my part and did some scrap runs today

[silent smelt]

Birds of a feather we should stick together ❤️

[elder arch]

@hollow garden How do i join this

[hollow garden]

Davini has been steamed alive

And died in 2766

[west path]

gobless

[prisma flame]

NOOO

[quick idol]

@hollow garden dee ems i love saying that

[frosty drum]

YESSSSD

[hollow garden]

And with him dies the rebellion

[prime compass]

Celebrate this

[noble cradle]

I am Marco polo, searching and traveling far and wide on the back of my trusty lizard I've ridden through the Siberia wastes and Khazar forest and Mongol Gobi, through the carpathians and across the Odosk, but I have found it... the fabled land of the east!

[hollow garden]

The velkoz denounce this but they aren't too angry

[noble cradle]

~bt

[wraith quarry]

the collies are putting a lot of pressure on us in the south

[hollow garden]

They think he deserves it

[hardy saffron]

@noble cradle: I am referring for the first time to Marco Polo. I saw the Siberian desert, the Caspian forest, the Gobi forest in Mongolia, the Carpathians, the Ontuska mountains and... the beautiful world of the Levant.

[hollow garden]

Sure

[frosty drum]

@hollow garden HOST PARADES TO CELEBRATE THE VICTORY

[noble cradle]

@hollow garden Greetings! Can one join this mapwar!

[hollow garden]

Which nation do you want to be a space agency of or a company in

Guys I think I will end session at this

[frosty drum]

I was a massive reason we won that one system btw

[hollow garden]

Yes

[prime compass]

@hollow garden how much have I lost

[prisma flame]

the bookish empire plan failed 😔

[prime compass]

YEAHHH

[wild mason]

can we please set aside our differences and get rid of bookish he is making this painful to play

[noble cradle]

I want to be traders inside of the purple nation

[wraith quarry]

@west path I JUST CHECKED THE LIVE MAP
THEY INVADED UP TO US

HOLY

[quick idol]

What does this mean 👽

[wild mason]

Russia invaded US Soil

[prime compass]

THE TYRANT IS DEAD!

One down

One to go

[wraith quarry]

WAIT

FALSE ALARM

[quick idol]

Cant believe ww3 started

i started it

[wraith quarry]

oh

okay

so we actually pushed THEM back

[prime compass]

So what now

[west path]

launching my first missile

[wild mason]

we need to work on ridding the galaxy of bookish

he is loyal to no one but himself

[prime compass]

We need to rebuild

[wild mason]

The Anel will see this one day

And they will regret supporting him

[prisma flame]

im very loyal

to robots

but ok chat

what should i do next session

[prime compass]

Die

🙏

[wild mason]

leave the galaxy

[quick idol]

Die

[silent smelt]

when I was getting demoted I thought I was lucid dreaming, so I wasn't taking it seriously and just taking the piss, calling the admins bad words

[frosty drum]

No because he'll die this session

[quick idol]

Fr?

[prisma flame]

session ended

[wild mason]

its over

[prime compass]

Davini is dead!

[frosty drum]

Oh

[prime compass]

Velkoz is free!

[prisma flame]

yea btw i condemn yo ufor this

[prime compass]

Shut up

War criminal

[silent smelt]

no but it'd be crazy if I used that to defend myself

[west path]

i might have just

kiled a kerbal

[prime compass]

Long live velkoz and worldboxia!

[west path]

because i didnt know how to deploy parachute

[wild mason]

https://tenor.com/view/bugs-bug-insects-creepy-macabre-gif-22781485

[frosty drum]

WAR CRIMES

[prisma flame]

ewww

ewwww

velkozians

[quick idol]

Death to bookish

[prime compass]

Death to Anel

[wild mason]

Death to bookish

[prisma flame]

i remember when belemin was an enemy of velkoz

[silent smelt]

you afr xrazy

[prisma flame]

death to velkoz

[frosty drum]

Death to Bookish

[wild mason]

SLEEP AND DREAM

[quick idol]

~bt

[noble cradle]

I don't know what he's done but I support this

[prime compass]

Ok can we ally with velkoz

[hardy saffron]

@quick idol: The good news of death

[prime compass]

He attacked my supply ships

[quick idol]

Thats when bookish dies

[silent smelt]

I am working on making alpine greater

[prime compass]

He is a war criminal

[silent smelt]

We are merging

Becoming a superclan

[prime compass]

@quick idol can we ally with velkoz

[wild mason]

He has started the majority of wars we have been, betrayed us and then we has to pressure him to leave our systems,

[wild mason]

your "clan" is a vapid attempt to capitalize on something you clearly don't give a fuck about

[quick idol]

Why not they're literally weaker than us rn

[prime compass]

Because we helped them during the civil war

[quick idol]

thats actually crazy

[prime compass]

I feel like

[silent smelt]

Nope, we got vienen back

[quick idol]

Yea, im saying "why not"

[silent smelt]

We are in contact with the former alpiners

[prime compass]

We can make even greater antiproton bombs

[wild mason]

Sure buddy

[prime compass]

Im adding more

[silent smelt]

Check our Princes bruh

[quick idol]

This is like the hanrath-tigerei merging thing

[frosty drum]

@wild mason @prime compass @silent smelt

[prime compass]

Ok gn

[prime compass]

Its blank for me

[quick idol]

Where you just abandoned tigerei

[prime compass]

Pls screenshot

[silent smelt]

no that was stupid

low-key my greatest mistake

[quick idol]

Yea thats why im saying that

👽

[prisma flame]

no you guys are the ones who betrayed me for velkoz 😠

[silent smelt]

I to this day have cuts on my body for when I did that

[prime compass]

👽

[quick idol]

Fr abandoned tigerei and just joined hanrath

[prime compass]

Just kill him

[wild mason]

You are not a victim. No one will ever see you as victim.

[prime compass]

Ok bye

[silent smelt]

genuine atrocity

[prime compass]

DEATH TO BOOKISH!

[wild mason]

You brought everything on yourself

[prime compass]

LONG LIVE VELKOZ AND WORLDBOXIA!

[silent smelt]

And hanrath thought they annexed us

[prisma flame]

im gonna make a self destruct option on the space station

[silent smelt]

But no, alpine will prosper

[prisma flame]

unironically

if im about to be captured im going down with the station

[silent smelt]

We revived it and are now focusing on just hopefully getting the old Alpiners back in

Getting the clan together

And we will see

[prisma flame]

@wild mason do you hate me 😢

[marsh lance]

https://tenor.com/view/seal-smile-seal-smile-sealsmile-animal-gif-14782056617883802016

Evil seal

Sea lion

[west path]

its time to fly

[silent smelt]

But yeah I think this goes without saying that

[stable kettle]

what is that

[silent smelt]

We also did get some new members that will help us

[marsh lance]

https://tenor.com/view/seal-baikalseal-nerpa-cute-gif-27364097

[stable kettle]

Moon organisation on top

[silent smelt]

And overall increase the efficiency of bureaucracy

Genuinely talented and dedicated members

I might even remove the jarz part from the clans name

[west path]

a victory for kerbalkind

[silent smelt]

congrats on landing on the earth's soil

we are astonished by this achievement

the polish space program is truly unbelievable

you're breaking all the barriers and achievements

glory

[hollow garden]

As promised the system of Asylev was ceded to humanity

[silent smelt]

Do you also when

You're eating doritos

You first lick off the spices off the chip

[silent smelt]

And only then after you bite down

[hollow garden]

And they gave you the senate representatives they told you about

[marsh lance]

I wonder what compelled these critters to be made

Imagine being like

A mammal

And then

You decide to swim forever

[hollow garden]

The green harp symbol are human electors

[hollow garden]

I do eat Doritos

[wraith quarry]

🫡

[silent smelt]

Read further down

[west path]

finished a mission but didnt know how to conclude flight tbh

[silent smelt]

Kerbal is trash

[west path]

nvm got it

[silent smelt]

Overrated

If I could refund it I would

No regrets

Going to sleep, good night chat.

[wild mason]

You are not fun to play with in Mapwars. You're what people say oil John is like but actually that way.

[prisma flame]

what about mann eva

[wild mason]

I was hosting that

[silent smelt]

OIL JOHN

[wild mason]

So I don't know how it felt rirbotier plauwra

Player

[silent smelt]

DONT MENTION HIS NAME

[hollow garden]

@prime compass are the names a bit weird

[silent smelt]

HES THE DEVIL YO

[prisma flame]

ok im sorry ill try to be less annoying 😔

[wild mason]

Why do you consistently choose the most aggravating course of action

[silent smelt]

blumi will say "sorry won't cut it"

[wild mason]

No one is ever surprised

[silent smelt]

yeah basically

[prisma flame]

ok but i genuinely dont see how they're aggravating

thats the thing

every action ive done i thought humans wouldnt care that much

i left the human faction so they dont blame you for my actions

[wild mason]

You go out of your way to provoke other players while also playing the victim.

[prisma flame]

i provoke them when they're doing something that's actively hurting me

like supplying velkoz

[wild mason]

They were only supplying Velkoz because of a war you chose to start.

Are you braindead.

[hollow garden]

I think you might be looking too deep into it blumi

@prisma flame you will have fun next session

The final one is centred around Anel

[prisma flame]

yea but you dont need to help velkoz

[hollow garden]

like how this one was centred around Velkoz

[prisma flame]

i didnt think you would want to help velkoz that much

[prisma flame]

cooked

[cerulean siren]

Aune
System: idk yet
Species: Idk yet
Population: 14.3 Billion
PO Government: Complicated
Total States: 11
Size : 15,689km (Diameter)
Surface Area: 773,286,447 km²
Land Area: 54,130,051 km²

• A Water Planet with few large islands, however the conditions are perfect for life
• (has a native specie idk yet tho)
• The Planets is filled with vibrant lifeforms, with each Island having it's own animals & Planets.
• Under the sea are sea creatures that could only be dreamed of in fairy tails, with only a mere 56% of the Grand Oceans been observed
• Aune has Struggled to maintain a central government, due to the Decentralized nature of the Planet. Currently the Planetary Order is split between 2 governments that rotate Delegation Rights every Imperial Year. The Monarchy based on the house of [player name] and the World United Republic of Aune, who each send thier Count or Consol depending on who has delegation rights.
• The Economy of Aune is mainly based in the sale of Water, Fish & Ships. Due to the Naval Systems required in their Home Planet, its no suprise that Aunians are some of the best ship designers in their corner of the Galaxy
  Exports: Water, Fish, Ships, Plants
  Imports: Metals

Planetary Order: The Leading Government on a Planet which is most capable of sending a Delegate to the House of Planets

[frosty drum]

Final session?

[hollow garden]

Yes session 5

[wild mason]

And here's another thing that makes you unbearable. You want to set these standards and apply them to anyone who opposes you but not have to follow them yourself.

[frosty drum]

How powerful is the Selenia Star Corp

[prisma flame]

i have to attack velkoz or theres no point in me leaving humans

[wild mason]

You are genuinely all the worst parts of Mapwars players put into one person.

[prisma flame]

also the way i see it you guys are just way too supportive of them to begin with

[silent smelt]

which part of me is he

[prisma flame]

they attacked you twice

us*

[silent smelt]

hb and oil are known

[hollow garden]

I still need to review the power and economy scale but you lost quite a bit in the war

[wild mason]

They informed me of what you were trying to do. Your plans are always so transparent and obvious.

[hollow garden]

You are probably not first anymore

[prisma flame]

i mean before that

[frosty drum]

Velkoz said they'll pay damages

[prisma flame]

they attacked us (humans) ttwice

[hollow garden]

But still decently powerful

[prisma flame]

so i dont see why you want to ally with them so badly

[cerulean siren]

Imma make a thread once the map is done

[hollow garden]

Indeed

[frosty drum]

I'm still first

[cerulean siren]

Map making is BORING.

[hollow garden]

What is this twovo

[prisma flame]

actually the goal since session 1 was to defeat velkoz

[wild mason]

And both times it was your own fault.

I tried to warn you over and over and over.

[marsh lance]

Which part of him is bowistan warmonger blumi

[cerulean siren]

An Available starter Planet

[silent smelt]

this isn't even a blumiholls situation anymore

[hollow garden]

I will check but as of the moment you are probably not

[silent smelt]

this is blumiholls drama

new level unlocked

[prisma flame]

not my fault the first time

[frosty drum]

I'll recover quickly

[prisma flame]

but the second time i nuked an unrelated species and then velkoz attacked for that

[wild mason]

He literally caused a civil war to weaken someone and then acted the victim when we got involved after he attacked supplies.

[prisma flame]

but when you think about it they do the same thing anyways

[silent smelt]

New discord update

The text you reply to is now put into a column

[hollow garden]

I'm not sure why they are so angry

[prisma flame]

im not angry im DEFENDING myself 😔

[silent smelt]

this is like honey bee manipulator drama

[hollow garden]

I mean blumi

[wild mason]

It's not drama and you can shut up. You glaze this MF eñoofh to almost betray honey Bee and destroy the union n

[silent smelt]

Mr Beast scandal

[silent smelt]

are the allegations true? @hollow garden

[prisma flame]

if we're going this route then arent they all glazing since arre shouldnt have been an ally to begin with

[hollow garden]

Anyways goodnight everyone

This was a fun session

[frank latch]

good night bbg

[prisma flame]

it just feels like if anyone supports me in any map war even if its kinda an unserious one, they're suddenly glazers

[wild mason]

No, they just wanted to use you. You were still very much viewed as an enemy.

[prisma flame]

to an extent

[silent smelt]

I'm waiting for blumi to say "bookish, where are the vbucks, I need renegade raider"

and bookish goes "I spent them all on skibidi toilet"

[prisma flame]

blumi, where are the vbucks, i need renegade raider

[silent smelt]

https://tenor.com/view/walter-white-walter-white-breaking-bad-ooh-gif-20351248

[west path]

refunding ksp because it doesnt hit hard

[wild mason]

Why does oil John get so much hate for no fucking reason but this actually unbearable guy who is everything Oil is accused of being just fine b

[west path]

@hollow garden did session end

[silent smelt]

told you

buy me rimworld

I'll play mp

[west path]

fuck off

you refunded it

[west path]

you wouldnt even be able to 👽

[prisma flame]

im unbearable for attacking an alien species in a space capitalist unethical mapwar 👽

blumi

[silent smelt]

what

[prisma flame]

it's not that deep

the whole point of the map war is to be unethical to begin with

[silent smelt]

I'm sorry

[prisma flame]

it's space capitalism

[silent smelt]

can you buy me a 15PLN wrap @west path ?

[west path]

no

[silent smelt]

wtf bro

[west path]

we will not raise the prices however

its uneconomic

[prisma flame]

blumi i could say you're unbearable for constantly being angry when we do unethical things... yknow the point of the map warr

like i dont see why you take it so deep

the entire mw btw

not just mme

not just this session

[silent smelt]

genuine betrayal

worse than the blumiholls bookish situation

[west path]

real

[marsh lance]

https://tenor.com/view/pikmin-3-mr-pikmin-pikmin-fan-64-pikmin-2-pikmin-gif-13274851306615498102

[west path]

maybe when you come back to shitville salt mine

[silent smelt]

no no

[west path]

we're gonna be building an orlen there

[silent smelt]

ptsd

[silent smelt]

nvm yes

I would do anything for orlen to sponsor me btw

Red bull isn't enough

[wild mason]

You completely changed the topic here to avoid that I am fucking right. The way you do things saps all the fucking fun out of a mapwar and every second we gotta be ready for your ass to do some insane moronic thing that has no benefit to you and distract from the actually interesting parts of the mapwar.

[silent smelt]

I'd take orlen over red bull honestly

[prisma flame]

you're ignoring the real point of the map war though

that is the point

it was advertised as a space capitalist mw

yet you constantly get upset

when players want to act on that freedom

[wild mason]

And then you have the gall to act like the victim every time you do something aggressive.

[prisma flame]

im not acting like the victim i literally didnt complain when i lost

im just defending myself when you're raging

bro

[silent smelt]

@west path so who are you supporting?

[frank latch]

Blumi corrupted you with brain rot

[silent smelt]

these mfs not like us

[marsh lance]

Ts so funnt bruh

[prisma flame]

blumi since session 1 you've been crying whenever anyone had fun in the mw

[marsh lance]

Thank you benevolent blumi

[frank latch]

it isn't

[prisma flame]

they only are on your side because they also hate me

at the moment

[silent smelt]

weak statement

blumi will wipe you now

[prisma flame]

its true though actually

[wild mason]

You freedom ends when it infringes on the freedom of others. Yet all the ' freedom ' you talk about just amounts to trying to fuck over everyone because you have a disgusting inflated ego the size of a hot air balloon.

[cunning niche]

Did blumi host

[prisma flame]

the entire mw blumi was just the one trying to be ethical

when that was beyond the point

[prisma flame]

i actively tried to distance myself so that i could do the things i wanted

[cunning niche]

???

[prisma flame]

but again i didnt realize you wanted to protect velkoz that badly

[west path]

Orlen my goat

[prisma flame]

no

[west path]

whoever has the support of Orlen

[cunning niche]

Yay!

[west path]

is my goat

[cunning niche]

I was in airplan

[silent smelt]

I love orlen

[wild mason]

You didn't. You actively chose to get involved and attack our ships. You are such a shitty liar.

[prisma flame]

i attacked the ships that were involved in the war

[silent smelt]

wow don't laugh at me

[hollow garden]

Alhamdulillah enak rega3t bisallama

[prisma flame]

at what point do you draw the line?

if you join the war on the opposing side

am i not allowed to attack you

or else it's aggression?

like i literally didnt realize you liked velkoz that much

[wild mason]

Except you also started that war

[silent smelt]

@west path this could be us

the orlen brothers

blumi is like shell

[prisma flame]

yes but i didnt know you would care so much about defending velkoz

[west path]

real

[quick idol]

Hi

[silent smelt]

were orleanists

[quick idol]

Im back

[prisma flame]

i thought i would just give you northern systems

[west path]

unironically a family member of mine works at orlen

🐖

[prisma flame]

and then that would be fine

[silent smelt]

blumi is shell I feel like

[west path]

Shell fucking sucks

[silent smelt]

can I maybe interview him?

[west path]

overpriced prices

[wild mason]

You aren't choosing sides you're actively stoking conflict just to cause issues. We all fucking know you are a betrayer who would just attack us next.

[silent smelt]

I need orlen to sponsor me

[west path]

nope

NDA

[cerulean siren]

Blumi crashout is rare and scary

[prisma flame]

i wasnt going to attack you i left humanity just to not get you guys involved

[west path]

uhhhh

[prisma flame]

but that didnt matter to you regardless

[west path]

no comment

[prisma flame]

since me doing ANYTHING is just against you

supposedly

[cerulean siren]

Next planet type?

[silent smelt]

I genuinely wear a red bull, mobile 1, Rauch, hp, oracle, Honda shirt to school

[marsh lance]

Average gameroomer crashout

[silent smelt]

these are my sponsors when I am competing in school tournaments @west path

I need orlen bro

[marsh lance]

Pat only had one crashout it was against qevie during the sharikhism crisis in Vogalia 😔

[west path]

that shit is hard to get

thats like

harder than 60 olympic gold medals

gained in 1 olympics

[quick idol]

Mw argument!!!

blumi holl.s is typing...

[frosty drum]

Yes

[silent smelt]

red bull sponsorship is so fucking easy to get

[quick idol]

its gonna be ~bt material

[west path]

tbf thats basically what their brand is shifting towards

[silent smelt]

I low-key I am a self made billionaire

[wild mason]

You are an unbearable, unreasonable fucker who deserves more hate than Oil John but for some reason have people who love you despite you genuinely never contributing anything positive to any mapwar you ever played. Arre would have been the same without you, and this mapwar certainly would have been a lot more fun without your constant double standards and bitchy meddling.

[prisma flame]

blumi

[cerulean siren]

~bt

[prisma flame]

it is not that deep

[quick idol]

~bt

[hardy saffron]

@quick idol: You are lazy and useless, even fat people should hate you, but everyone still loves you. Common words and big surprises

[hardy saffron]

@cerulean siren: Thief, enemy. But you love me even if you don't write letters. An interesting story, if it weren't for laziness and strange thoughts.

[silent smelt]

I genuinely have a red bull shirt that I wear to school

[quick idol]

"Even fat people should hate you"

What 😭 😭 😭

[silent smelt]

I once came to a history competition wearing a red bull shirt

[west path]

~bt

[cerulean siren]

"Even fat people should hate you" 😭

[prisma flame]

ong im cooked

[hardy saffron]

@west path: You are more stupid than Olive Giovanni, but you can't help anyone but the one you love. Iris lived without you. This man is very handsome and has nothing.

[silent smelt]

I genuinely was wearing a shirt that was sponsored by Zoom and Rauch

[frank latch]

what did I miss?

[quick idol]

OLIVE GIOVANNI

[prisma flame]

gameroom drama

[quick idol]

Even fat people should hate you

[cerulean siren]

This is the next copy paste i think

[frank latch]

~bt

[frosty drum]

Lmao

[west path]

i am conflicted

on one hand blumi is making good points

[hardy saffron]

@frank latch: Fat people should be black.

[west path]

on the other

that shit sounds so fucking goofy

[silent smelt]

qevie don't

ignore them

[quick idol]

What was that 😭

[west path]

WHAT

[silent smelt]

focus on my orlen red bull future

[west path]

a future that is lost

[marsh lance]

#amp🧠 quotes

[silent smelt]

star this

[prisma flame]

amp gone rogue

[silent smelt]

don't alien react

[frank latch]

tbf
they probably do
Cus I'm so skinny and my metabolism is pretty fast

[silent smelt]

I already got red bull

[frank latch]

I fail at gaining weight

[silent smelt]

Qevie listen

[quick idol]

Are we really getting this to starboard 😭

[prisma flame]

i can get why i could be seen as annoying but bro this level of HATRED was unexpected

[frosty drum]

I'm Recovering from laughing my lungs out

[west path]

its not hatred thats what you call a 'valid complaint'

[cunning niche]

El7 allah yesalemak

[wild mason]

Bookish is exactly how people accused Oil of acting in Mapwars and yet no one expresses nearly as much animosity towards him.

[west path]

their points are infact correct

[gilded harbor]

What the fuck happened here

[prisma flame]

what points are correct though

[west path]

2 lazy to run through them all

[quick idol]

did you know that all mice are fed by anger

[west path]

ask someone else

[west path]

blumi i think you are missing something

we prefer him over oil because..

his character is more likeable

[prisma flame]

from my perspective this entire map war has been about unethical space capitalist adventures, so i kept attacking aliens (who by the way already attacked us) and then it suddenly became really bad

[west path]

🤯

[silent smelt]

@west path my dream is to get sponsored by orlen, red bull, visa, cash app, hugo, petronas, tommy hillfiger, snapdragon, amd, crowdstrike, ineos, oracle and HALO itsm

[frosty drum]

Because Bookish is Genuinely Chill outside of MWs

[gilded harbor]

I think oil just felt more intentionally harmful, like I mean me personally he would go out of his way to be annoying, bro taunted me in general chat

[silent smelt]

can you maybe help me out with that?

[prisma flame]

simplification but let me explain

a lot of the stuff im accused of

its mostly just me being short sighted

like i DIDNT know that would be the effect

when i nuked the red planet

[silent smelt]

@quick idol my dream is to get sponsored by orlen, red bull, visa, cash app, hugo, petronas, tommy hillfiger, snapdragon, amd, crowdstrike, ineos, oracle and HALO itsm

[prisma flame]

i didnt think velkoz would care

because it honestly made no sense to

[cunning niche]

Why did this argument start

[quick idol]

imagine not having a time travel machine

[prisma flame]

they're just a random planet of tribals

velkoz is a galactic empire

[frank latch]

tbf
bookish isn't oil

[prisma flame]

why would they care

[quick idol]

why do you want to be sponsored by everything

[prisma flame]

but then

everyone started going off on me for starting a war

[frosty drum]

(They said they didn't care what happens during the war btw)

[prisma flame]

so i

[silent smelt]

These are the only corporations I support, the rest are evil

[prisma flame]

got anel

and attacked velkoz

[frank latch]

but this ain't my drama
Imma stay out of it

[prisma flame]

because theyre attacking us

but then THAT got me more heat by you guys

[silent smelt]

I forgot rauch

[gilded harbor]

I think blumi is right but he is mistaking stupidity for malice or smthn allong that line

[prisma flame]

so i decided to just leave humanity since everything i did got you in the crossfires

i continued attacking velkoz

and then you guys exploded with anger

like wtf

[frank latch]

@frosty drum When Skollarz medieval flag and Coat of Arms?

[prisma flame]

its not that deep and i feel like we lost the plot

[quick idol]

bro just really hates velkoz

[silent smelt]

my dream is to get sponsored by orlen, red bull, visa, cash app, hugo, petronas, tommy hillfiger, snapdragon, amd, crowdstrike, ineos, oracle and HALO itsm

[prisma flame]

bro

they attacked you

TWICE

[frosty drum]

Soon

[prisma flame]

why do you guys like them so much

[frank latch]

~bt

[silent smelt]

holy shit imagine nestle sponsorship

[hardy saffron]

@frank latch: I follow Orlen, Red Bull, Visa, CoinApp, Hugo, Petronas, Tommy Hilfiger, Snapdragon, AMD, CrowdStrike, Ineos, Oracle and Halo.

[cunning niche]

Is this klez mapwar drama

[quick idol]

btw everything i say in mapwars stays in mapwars

[silent smelt]

would I get access to an army of children?

[frank latch]

I would get nestle to sponsor anything

[cunning niche]

https://tenor.com/view/xrd-exrd-crypto-btc-eth-gif-23801255

[gilded harbor]

I love water

[silent smelt]

Guys

Diep.io staff applications released

Do I become a diep.io mod

Become the king of tanks

[gilded harbor]

Isn't that game super dead

[silent smelt]

BRO WTF?

[plucky narwhal]

moderating dead kids game is crazy

[silent smelt]

???

you guys are braindead

[quick idol]

also its cuz our relations arent as bad anymore and the rebels are FAR worse

[silent smelt]

Besides

my dream is to get sponsored by orlen, red bull, visa, cash app, hugo, petronas, tommy hillfiger, snapdragon, amd, crowdstrike, ineos, oracle and HALO itsm

[prisma flame]

fair but i was letting you guys kill the rebels

i wasnt with the rebels

i was gonna give you the northern systems

[silent smelt]

and I would appreciate those that would help me to achieve it

[prisma flame]

and also anel wasnt going to rule velkoz

[plucky narwhal]

hell yeah red bill

[quick idol]

anel was gonna do WHAT

😭

[prisma flame]

i was gonna rule t

it

and distribute the systems

[gilded harbor]

I didn't not it got acquired and made a comeback last time I played it had like 50 congruent member

[prisma flame]

also blumi

dont use the arre argument

i literally stared manneva trying to ally with acnaq and NOT play like space mw

[quick idol]

how did arre get in here 😭

[silent smelt]

@west path I will give you orlen money if you help me

[quick idol]

Thats a whole different mw

[prisma flame]

but arre just fit that playstyle so i went all in on it

[silent smelt]

I just need the brand that's all

[prisma flame]

it was mentioned

[wild mason]

Then this guy has the nerve to act like he's an unfairly targeted victim being misrepresented. B

[quick idol]

B

[prisma flame]

listen I understand that I probably was being short sighted and annoying to you guys

[gilded harbor]

B

[prisma flame]

but this level of rage is just unexpected

also most of it is just me being dumb

not intentionally wanting to hurt you guys

[silent smelt]

I still don't get why blumi is trying to cancel a literal minority child 😎

[silent smelt]

This is like when a monopolized corporation attacks little charity shops

[frank latch]

A minority?
where?

[wild mason]

Why is Jarz trying to make it racial.

[west path]

never

[prisma flame]

do NOT call me a minority

[silent smelt]

you're the same race it's a joke, the point is he is alone

[prisma flame]

ok but listen blumi ill actually stop falling into the annoying archetype in map wars

[silent smelt]

and small

[prisma flame]

it was mostly just going to be a space mw thing anyways

[quick idol]

Truly a corporation moment

[gilded harbor]

White people are a minority in a lot of California (me, I'm a minorit

[frosty drum]

SELENIA STAR CORPS

[quick idol]

I want to bt one of these messages but im afraid its gonna start being racist

😭

[silent smelt]

i will kill you

[frank latch]

coward

[frank latch]

~bt

[silent smelt]

one day I will cancel you like blumi canceled book

[hardy saffron]

@frank latch: White people are a minority in California (me, I'm a minority).

[prisma flame]

im cooked bro

[silent smelt]

I will grow to be a big youtuber

[prisma flame]

my reputation is gone

[frosty drum]

Nopr

[quick idol]

Guys blumi cancelled book, no more books

[silent smelt]

honestly you shouldn't show up in here anymore

[quick idol]

no more reading

Throw all your books out

[prisma flame]

yeah NICE TRY

[silent smelt]

genuinely 👽

[prisma flame]

[quick idol]

fahrenheit 451

[prisma flame]

@quick idol do you want me gone

[quick idol]

in space mw yeah (atleast gone from velkoz 😭)
outside of that no

[frosty drum]

From the channel?
No.

[prisma flame]

i think i mcooked in space mw

klez said lastt session will be about anel

[quick idol]

fr justice for velkoz they are weaker than humanity rn

[prisma flame]

and im in anel

[west path]

you got

publicly executed

[prisma flame]

no that was the rebel leader

[west path]

oh

yeah true

[hollow bobcat]

Blumi crashout

[west path]

but

[silent smelt]

you can make a comeback bro

[west path]

you will still perish

[hollow bobcat]

Crazy

[silent smelt]

book

[prisma flame]

i fled to anel but i was gonna get proton bombed

[silent smelt]

same thing happened to me in umw

[quick idol]

How many sessions until the lasy session

[silent smelt]

Now I am remembered as god

[hollow bobcat]

Why don't we just label Bookish as a "Liar that should not be trusted" 🐖

[prisma flame]

its next session

[hollow bobcat]

Isn't that easy

[quick idol]

Yea you kinda revived yourself

[quick idol]

WHAT

[silent smelt]

You put these dark times behind you

[quick idol]

?????

[prisma flame]

im getting cancelled

[quick idol]

source NOW

[prisma flame]

klez said it

also

[quick idol]

Its so over

[prisma flame]

he said he only wanted 5-6 sessions anyway

[quick idol]

this mw was peak

[prisma flame]

dw

twovo space mw next...

[silent smelt]

@prisma flame when do you come back

?

[prisma flame]

huh

[wild mason]

~bt

[hardy saffron]

@wild mason: The fat should be black.

[silent smelt]

release some disstrack album

they not like us

[prisma flame]

real

kendrick won btw

anyone who says otherwise is baiting

[silent smelt]

~bt

[hardy saffron]

@silent smelt: The oil should be black.

[frank latch]

@wild mason what was the flag of Serrelka?

I don't have it saved

[gilded harbor]

Oiljohn was black?

[silent smelt]

oiljohn reference

[prisma flame]

OIL JOHN?

[silent smelt]

his defense when he says racial slur

[frank latch]

Oil is black?

[wild mason]

It was orange and yellow with a fish and a rabbit

[wild mason]

~bt

[hardy saffron]

@wild mason: The oil should be brown.

[silent smelt]

vague and oiljohn when it comes to justifying saying racial slurs:

[gilded harbor]

~bt

[hardy saffron]

@gilded harbor: Yellow orange, fish and rabbit.

[frank latch]

can you find it please?

[silent smelt]

and fr0h

[frank latch]

also
how should I take a record of flags and banners?

Cus I don't think it would do well in a google doc

[gilded harbor]

What if

You do a Google slides

Where each side is a nation

[cerulean siren]

Google slides is good for notes

[west path]

WHAT

IM ABOUT TO

[frank latch]

hold up

[west path]

UNCOVER A NEW GALAXY

[frank latch]

bro actually has a good idea

[prisma flame]

joever

[silent smelt]

be who you want to be

[frank latch]

where's abstain

[cerulean siren]

Reaction bait

[prisma flame]

abstain = not vote

[prisma flame]

its NOT i wanna know

like

i think ive only done the same thing every map war

genocidal war mongerer trope thingy

[gilded harbor]

Is that such a surprise? Just because I throw in blumi mw doesn't mean I'm stupid.

[prisma flame]

except your mw twovo i was rebel in that

[quick idol]

we need a decafa's invasion of india 2

[frank latch]

that wasn't why...
it's just your lack of context for a lot of stuff and pitching poor ideas

[gilded harbor]

Qwas is not surviving

[quick idol]

It'd top anything @prisma flame ever did

[gilded harbor]

😭

[quick idol]

Thus making him innocent

[frosty drum]

Chat rate Selenia star corp logo from 1 to 10

[cerulean siren]

Everyone was tho

[frosty drum]

@hollow garden

[prisma flame]

yea also is christmas mw never getting session 2? 😔

[frank latch]

Fish is single btw

[prisma flame]

(it doesnt matter)

[silent smelt]

okay hold up

[frosty drum]

@cerulean siren @quick idol @gilded harbor @frank latch

[frank latch]

it's alright

I like it

simple

easy to see

but
it is a bid too bland

[frosty drum]

@prime compass

[gilded harbor]

70/100

[cerulean siren]

Yeah

[prisma flame]

its ok twovo space mw will be peak

[silent smelt]

holy shit this is like mapwarriors rolling 100 on 50/50 decisions

[frosty drum]

@cerulean siren how detailed will the mw be?

[west path]

WHAT

wait im not married either

this

means

he is competition

and must be eradicated

[silent smelt]

I have so many girlfriends it became annoying and I had to say that I am gay to my new crushes

[gilded harbor]

That response was 1/1000000

[wild mason]

I chugged an entire bottle of Gatorade and I'm not angry now

[silent smelt]

whilst sitting on the toilet?

[frank latch]

a perfect match

[west path]

is this

healthy

[gilded harbor]

Bro was dehydrated

[frank latch]

One racist Pole
and a racist Floridian

[silent smelt]

they're all of different ethnic groups

[gilded harbor]

Can I join

[silent smelt]

this all has to end

[wraith quarry]

we've successfully defended our base from the collies

we're trying to push them back

[frank latch]

in their marriage?

[frank latch]

uhh

[silent smelt]

I need to go bald and become gay

[gilded harbor]

Yeah

[frank latch]

~bt

[hardy saffron]

@frank latch: I want to be carefree and carefree.

[frank latch]

crazy

[silent smelt]

Basically

[wild mason]

Tiredness is a stronger feeling than anger

[cerulean siren]

Blud thinks the space mapwar will ever be hosted 😂😂

[silent smelt]

It's so fucking annoying

[prisma flame]

yea true

[silent smelt]

I need to text and race

Writing to a girl I never met

Or care about

[cerulean siren]

Wym

[frosty drum]

How complex

[silent smelt]

and holy shit especially when they write me from the lower classes

[silent smelt]

genuine aliens

[cerulean siren]

Depends on the player

[wraith quarry]

so far I've killed 2 collies WITH MY BASED WARDEN BARE HANDS

[silent smelt]

I hate these the most

[frank latch]

how many times did you die for that

to Collies

[frosty drum]

Chat would you live on the blue dot?

[wraith quarry]

none

[silent smelt]

they should be all exterminated

[wraith quarry]

all of my first attempts were successful

[frank latch]

top 10 lies

[frank latch]

"attempts"

[west path]

what are the actual statistics

[frank latch]

there should only be one first attempt

[wraith quarry]

well my actual K:D idk

[cerulean siren]

What i can day is that the first session you'll be a little loss trying to mange Planetary Politics, and System Politics

[wraith quarry]

i probably have more kills with my fists than i do with the gun

[cerulean siren]

Will be a while before players actually interact with eachother

[wraith quarry]

those cowardly collies aint got nothing on the manliness of the wardens

[tender zodiac]

Any of you guys got a good user name ti go with my pfp

[wraith quarry]

gawbless

[quick idol]

~bt

[silent smelt]

I have a dream that I will once actually find a girl I like

[hardy saffron]

@quick idol: Even after drinking all the Gatorade, he didn't get angry.

[cerulean siren]

Phinos

[west path]

incompetent

[frosty drum]

Boo.

[tender zodiac]

AHH!

[silent smelt]

Good night now

[wild mason]

~bt

[wraith quarry]

no im simply more manly than those twink femboy collies

[midnight ocean]

@waxen remnant opinion?

[hardy saffron]

@wild mason: He drank all the Gatorade without thinking.

[silent smelt]

no gn back is crazy

[frosty drum]

Chat yall are dead

[prisma flame]

cooked

[tender zodiac]

So I am 6 feet under?

[frosty drum]

No you didn't star it

[tender zodiac]

👌

[cerulean siren]

Gn sleep tight

Wishing amazing dreams

[tender zodiac]

His bed bugs will bite

[wild mason]

AmazTING

[prisma flame]

i think i just had a spasm while typing hat

what

[silent smelt]

Thank you

others should learn and be ashamed

[west path]

if you fuck around rather than doing your job then i think thats being incompetent

@midnight ocean when are you getting dyson sphere program

[tender zodiac]

What

[waxen remnant]

@midnight ocean what game do I play while I have poor wifi here

[midnight ocean]

plants vs zombies

[prisma flame]

worldbox

[tender zodiac]

Brawl stars

[hollow bobcat]

@waxen remnant Can you use leaderboard messages

[spring bison]

https://youtu.be/2pylc-k4yYk?si=OpZgmqNhRQEx1gh6 @hollow garden is this klez approved

[wraith quarry]

I am doing my job

right now im doing frontline combat

i spawn at the base, i grab nothing from the relic base

and just run at the enemy with the pistol and 2 mags i spawn with

works 9/10 times

[wild mason]

Emergency Ration #1, #2, #3, etc.

[wraith quarry]

i just had an enemy collie with the red cross in his username save me

gobbless

[wild mason]

Hello merrybody.

How you doing.