🎲game-room

[noble cradle]

@earnest salmon let me in dirty mat

[marsh lance]

With lemon drizzled on top

[earnest salmon]

how dare you, i just did!

[west path]

@noble cradle satan has joined

[noble cradle]

Thank you kindly sir

[prime compass]

Hm Nimeleb

[midnight ocean]

This is egg on microwave ramen type shit

[earnest salmon]

no prob bob

[noble cradle]

Are the qeverlanders dtupid

[marsh lance]

Do not diss my mothers cooking

[noble cradle]

Why are they in a wasteland

[west path]

i am a good person

why did you not settle your own faction

piggy

[marsh lance]

Ray cism

[quick idol]

H

[quick idol]

Yea

[marsh lance]

@west path completely vanilla, randy random, random starting location, can only reroll my colonists once, am i cooked?

[west path]

yes

the siberian dream

[earnest salmon]

pretty nice

[cerulean siren]

Ehsifel - A fish that exist in gas planets which has very pretty scales and fish egg drugs

Redarap - a ugly rock

Nacre - a really big flying space bug capable of stopping warp gliding if hit, however filled with radiant Dust

[wild mason]

How long does steam support uysually take

[west path]

satan..

[earnest salmon]

12-48 hours

[west path]

this shit is so peak..

hes cooked

[wild mason]

Plazas and Promenades
After Dark

[west path]

@earnest salmon out of these where would you live

[earnest salmon]

idk rn. im fightin a raider and losin

[west path]

joever?

[west path]

man in black clutch ong

also why didnt you go into the trap hallway

[strong stag]

ooo ooo

[west path]

if you knew there was a raider

[earnest salmon]

she wouldnt get up from her bed at all

absolute dumbest pawn

[west path]

CLUTCH

[west path]

draft:

[wild mason]

OK awesome

[west path]

@earnest salmon get go juice

[wild mason]

I submitted a refund request that will tkae up to a day

[west path]

its good for combat

[earnest salmon]

tried. she was denying me i swear

[earnest salmon]

where i live rn 🔥

[west path]

me personally id live in nyc sewer

Parader is a visionary in his rimworlding

[cerulean siren]

Ovowt - a space mouse that is really smart and usally a space ship pet or royal court house pet used for its hunger for product damaging bacteria and is superior to all other animals

[west path]

@earnest salmon prepare to move to my area

to get the baby

[earnest salmon]

alright

[earnest salmon]

its only a 0.9 day travel 🔥

[marsh lance]

meet my gang

[west path]

peak

[earnest salmon]

pretty good

[west path]

child birth might take longer than you getting here 😭

[earnest salmon]

actually insane

[west path]

the creature is here

[earnest salmon]

disgusting

itll be a great researcher though 🔥

[west path]

wait

you might be going to paraders settlement

hes in between you and me

im in boreal forest

[earnest salmon]

i have to walk through his to get to yours

fastest route

[west path]

@earnest salmon should i make the baby food for you to take

[earnest salmon]

sure, otherwise it might daie on the way back

[west path]

90 should feel sufficient

[noble cradle]

@west path @earnest salmon please don't go to fast I need to feed the horde (animals irl) for a second

[earnest salmon]

sure thing

[west path]

the spawn of satan must not die

[earnest salmon]

yeah that seems pretty sufficient indeed

[west path]

he is appropriately named btw

let me rejoin i am immensely de-synced

[earnest salmon]

beautiful. im sure he'll live greatfully

[west path]

nvm we're so back

[earnest salmon]

rah the mod never fails!

i may have forgotten the silver.

peak.

[west path]

Pal.

there is no deal

without the silver

[earnest salmon]

nah nah. ill return twice the silver when the test subject grows up, put it through his training arc to meet his family

[west path]

where is your caravan

ion see it

[earnest salmon]

slowly walking up

[west path]

the new york sewer is peak

[earnest salmon]

@west path theyre right outside your base now

[west path]

i see them

take the child

it is permitted

[earnest salmon]

sleeping in your rice fields lmao

or potato fields

[west path]

rice fields are a bit further away

ok but how tf do i transfer him over to you

set the speed to 1 because parader has to feed the horde

[earnest salmon]

cant adopt the child while combat colonist are nearby

[west path]

the world if i could

draft my colonists

let me rejoin

[earnest salmon]

can you trade with me, cuz im a caravan

[earnest salmon]

okay

[west path]

dunno

[earnest salmon]

try it when you rejoin

[west path]

oh my days bruh

[noble cradle]

This is crashing out

Qevie left

😨

[west path]

rejoined because the game ated its functionality

we might have to remake the server because of the high levels of functionality this mod has

(it works mostly fine though)

[earnest salmon]

try to rejoin again

i have it autoaccept now, so shouldnt even request

[west path]

Im gonna crash out!!

[earnest salmon]

rahh why?

[earnest salmon]

hm

[noble cradle]

@west path when you rejoin you will receive the new york sewers finest subjects

[west path]

Real

[earnest salmon]

i guess imma have to reload us cuz i cant accept

only minor bumps in the journey to greatness

[noble cradle]

I'm only going to come over to tame your rats

[earnest salmon]

(its probably only really an internet issuse with me rn)

[earnest salmon]

okay relaunchin, should also auto accept.

ill be back tho, gonna make noodles 🔥

nvm. having lasagna 10/10

[west path]

@earnest salmon can you adopt them now

[earnest salmon]

no, probably cuz the last two are a lil close still

[west path]

now?

[earnest salmon]

no, idk

able to trade?

[west path]

hmm

no

i will turn temporarily hostile and you take the child

and the baby food

then we go back to friendly relations

[sullen pawn]

i got a new keyboard

[west path]

works?

[sullen pawn]

who wants to hear it

[west path]

@earnest salmon

turned you hostile

dont get near my pawns

back to neutral..

[earnest salmon]

hang on try again

[sullen pawn]

dgdgdfdfdfhhhhhhhdgdgdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdf gggghhh wwwaaassdddfffccsdbsbsDBS

DOES IT SOUND NICE

[prime compass]

Hhhhh

[sullen pawn]

😄

[west path]

@earnest salmon

turned you hostile

[earnest salmon]

says theres no path.. but there is

[west path]

wait

you cant go through my doors

hold on

[noble cradle]

@west path soon there will arive 7 Serbian citizens please help them acclimate to their home

Abandoned baby

[earnest salmon]

i adopted her!

[west path]

done

can you take the baby food

?

[marsh lance]

slop base

[earnest salmon]

drop the baby so i can see if i can even carry her

[west path]

WHY IS YOUR MILITOR

BEATING UP MY COLONIST

TURN NEUTRAL

@earnest salmon ?

[earnest salmon]

no idea

[west path]

draft it and move it away then

[midnight ocean]

I don’t get keyboard people

[prime compass]

Ok ok

[midnight ocean]

A keyboard is a keyboard

[prime compass]

Hello chat

Hi acnaq

Hi qevsi

[midnight ocean]

I honestly don’t like when it’s too loud

[earnest salmon]

we are neautral

[prime compass]

Hi toaste

Hi garlic

[west path]

ok can u

pick up the baby

[sullen pawn]

im not a keyboard person

jsut some are better than others

this is only like my 3rd keyboard

the 1st one is in the trash

prolly at a landfill by now

the 2nd one is literally falling apart i've had it for so long lol

[midnight ocean]

Real

[west path]

@earnest salmon i think you draft your colonist and pick up the baby

[balmy epoch]

I still use a dell keyboard

[west path]

actually

just make a caravan

you should pick it up

[earnest salmon]

okay, finally. unnecessarily long

[west path]

im cooked..

[noble cradle]

@west path the rats have arrived

[west path]

the nyc sewer is here

[west path]

why did you migrate to siberia

[noble cradle]

To gift you Serbias finest ducks

(People)

[earnest salmon]

why are you giving up ppl

isnt that all your ppl

[west path]

REAL

hes giving me ducks

[earnest salmon]

oh actual ducks lmao

[gilded harbor]

He gives many ducks

[west path]

this is a great gift

[gilded harbor]

You returned to the wild

[wild mason]

Why are people downvoting this guy

[gilded harbor]

It's reddit

[west path]

@noble cradle thank you for this great gift

[noble cradle]

You are welcome

[west path]

siberia is a better place because of your gesture

[noble cradle]

this GUT

[earnest salmon]

cant wait for the beautiful return of TEST SUBJECT in the future

[earnest salmon]

bro is hungry

[west path]

hes safe gobbless

[spring bison]

fascists of poland

[west path]

make sure he is educated

[spring bison]

Indoctrinated*

[noble cradle]

@west path what is your opinion on the serb8ans constructing a shack on your front lawn

[west path]

@earnest salmon make a crib

the baby is lying in the middle of the road bruh

[earnest salmon]

theyll live.

[west path]

he lives on the same land as me

my neighbor

wont this make you die once you reload since this isnt your settlement

[noble cradle]

I hope not

[earnest salmon]

i was gonna have the bot make me a crib while i was away, but bro was low on power and refused to charge himself

[west path]

skull emoji

@earnest salmon the new york sewer is actually on my front lawn

shits crazy

me and their shack

[earnest salmon]

bro got a neighbor

[west path]

@noble cradle will you even live the winter

[noble cradle]

(No)

[west path]

then start migrating south where there is no winter 🧠

[noble cradle]

When winter comes I will return to the ratland

[west path]

i cannot do research

they are too busy growing shit

ABANDONED BABY

[earnest salmon]

abandoned baby where?

[west path]

im making smokeleaf

[west path]

yours

[earnest salmon]

mine isnt abandonded. im taking care of it, just made a crib

[west path]

well yeah but the notif pops up for some reason

[noble cradle]

What is this lag

Holy shmokes

[west path]

i got desynced

dam

who ate toastys internet

[earnest salmon]

i think it was my wifi, small hiccup. it does that a lot

[west path]

the deep state took down toasty

[noble cradle]

@west path rejoin so I can continue the annexation of your lawn

[west path]

ok but rimworld mp is so based

[noble cradle]

Yes

[west path]

Parader..

you will not last the winter

but i will 😇

(i have nutrient paste and 1k rice)

@noble cradle will your people be there to observe when polish femboy and bosnian national get married which is probably sooner than later

[noble cradle]

Yes

[west path]

@earnest salmon can i call you up to do pest control

there are mice in my lawn

[earnest salmon]

cant. got a child to watch, yk?

[west path]

real

@earnest salmon rip your muffalo

what happens when you dont make an animal pen

[earnest salmon]

he'll just leave

or oh no. nvm see what you meant.

not my fault fr

[west path]

is this child a foreigner

@earnest salmon reminder to build desks amenities

[earnest salmon]

of course not..

[earnest salmon]

yeah i will

[west path]

taken from native siberian tribes

[earnest salmon]

gift. trust

[noble cradle]

The Ratland is being raided

Insane

My pet monkey is fending off the romanian

Nvm

[west path]

whos fighting what

[noble cradle]

Raiders have come for the ratland

[west path]

will you survive the winter

if your base is gone

send someone out to repair it

[earnest salmon]

the rats are really just out there moving in lmao

[earnest salmon]

you left your monkey..

you monster

[noble cradle]

I took the ducks instead

[west path]

yeah

its all gone

@noble cradle would you accept hospitality in my lawn

[noble cradle]

Yes

[west path]

are you

permanently moving in

[noble cradle]

Maybe

[west path]

the sewer is dead

hes literally gonna have to leech off my heating

that ill establish in the winter

[earnest salmon]

lmao oh dear

[noble cradle]

BRB got to pee

[earnest salmon]

okayy

[west path]

@midnight ocean whats your take on parader being a vicious parasite who eats away at my steel reserves

if Qeverland fails im establishing Qevia in the far south

[earnest salmon]

bro fr made an entire outpost on your lands

[noble cradle]

Barrack

[midnight ocean]

Real

[noble cradle]

@west path will you join our festival

[west path]

yes

let me draft my pawns

[noble cradle]

Insane that just crashed me

1 sec

[earnest salmon]

oop

[west path]

only bosnian national

will be

present

[noble cradle]

There is no

[spring bison]

fascists of america

[noble cradle]

Way

The ratland is being attacked

[west path]

raiders again?

[noble cradle]

AGAIN

[earnest salmon]

lmao they dont want you to exist

[west path]

peace and prosperity in siberia

@noble cradle what do you have to offer for my people

[noble cradle]

How long is this taking

[noble cradle]

Rats

[west path]

hold on a moment

[earnest salmon]

self taming yak. what a quack

[west path]

do you want to fight an animal right after this is done

i could give an animal manhunter..

Peace and prosperity

[noble cradle]

Holy shit

How many times is the ratland getting attacked

[west path]

the party is over

HE CRASHED AGAIN FROM THE ROLE CHANGE

LOL

[noble cradle]

The game does not like me holding rituals on the front lawn of qevie

[earnest salmon]

hiccups 🔥

[noble cradle]

Ok

[west path]

do not hold rituals on the front lawn

[noble cradle]

We just won't have a leader

[west path]

THEY JOINED ME

NOT PARADER

[earnest salmon]

who joined what?

[west path]

@noble cradle thank you for the donation

it is very kind of you

[earnest salmon]

also i cant believe you left a duck

[noble cradle]

Who joined what

[vital latch]

r u guys playing mp rimworld?

[earnest salmon]

yes

[west path]

yes

[vital latch]

how

[noble cradle]

NO

[west path]

you need all dlcs except anomaly though

[west path]

modded

[earnest salmon]

multiplayer mod

[vital latch]

yeah not buying allat

[noble cradle]

@west path the QEVIEMOBILE KUST KILLED ITSELF

[earnest salmon]

pretty stable for the most part

[spring bison]

https://tenor.com/view/dr-house-house-md-cursed-the-curse-cursed-images-gif-9514785705741002263

[west path]

NOOOO

[noble cradle]

I need a small donation to make a sarcophagus for it

[west path]

this is tragic

[vital latch]

I still need to find a use for this

[west path]

rimworld dlc

[noble cradle]

Can I leech

[west path]

we need you to mass buy rimworld dlcs

[noble cradle]

60 of uour steel

[west path]

yes

[vital latch]

I don't even like rimworld that much

[west path]

@noble cradle smart

[noble cradle]

It's solar powered

[west path]

you just havent played enough of it

decided to use the nyc sewer rat butchering spot

[vital latch]

if a game takes more then 40 hours to get really good it might as well not get really good

[west path]

we must... qevie mobile

[noble cradle]

Uhm

It hot butchered

😭

[west path]

are you

NOO

hold on

let me tame a duck

and then name it qeviemobile

and then put it in the sarcophagus

[noble cradle]

3acnaqsinacoat

[vital latch]

actually now that you mention it

biotech looks pretty cool...

[gilded harbor]

Cousin Christmas present /j

[west path]

let me slaughter and suspend butchering

[noble cradle]

Practically the og

[west path]

suspend your butchering too btw

[noble cradle]

Suspended

[west path]

@noble cradle bury it

[noble cradle]

I am

[gilded harbor]

Unless it spends 40 hours being really good

[noble cradle]

The sarcophagus depicts polish femboy brutally disabling a duck

[gilded harbor]

@west path

[west path]

the grave

[west path]

that was not me

[gilded harbor]

Ok duck disassembling polish femboy

[noble cradle]

@west path are you proud I got a single lamp working off of willpower

[west path]

@noble cradle when is bro getting beds

[west path]

yes

now you will need heaters for winter

or i have to make clothes for you

🥶

[vital latch]

hang on

[noble cradle]

And a cooler

[vital latch]

should I buy gunworld? (palworld)

[gilded harbor]

I'm hanging

[vital latch]

ok I pull you up 🔥

[gilded harbor]

It was from a fan

[west path]

masterpiece

I need WOOD

give me WOOD

i need TIMBER

[vital latch]

knock you down

[gilded harbor]

Who's wood do you want and what time

[gilded harbor]

Could you knock me up

Wait

[vital latch]

here you go 🍺

[west path]

THE NEW YORK SEWERS ARE DEVELOPING

my front lawn will soon be overtaken

@vital latch do you have pesticides

@earnest salmon is the only thing of remote importance for you by any chance...

taking care of the baby

[earnest salmon]

that and keep the power up

[west path]

genevieve is the helicopter parent of all time

[earnest salmon]

genevieve is unable to research so i need this child to grow

[noble cradle]

Qevie are you dying

[west path]

what

no?

[wild mason]

Do I risk this

[west path]

no

[wild mason]

I did

I got wounded

Then my Court Physician healed it

[noble cradle]

@west path what are your thoughts on the rats discovering fire

[west path]

we have: siberian log cabin and NYC 3500$ Apartment

come visit

[west path]

immense technological progress

they invented agriculture

[marsh lance]

The slop tier is immense

[noble cradle]

@west path opinion on the ratland monkey surviving 2 raids a mad hare and thriving

[noble cradle]

It immediately set on fire

[west path]

its more adaptable than your pawns

[noble cradle]

We have better cooling systems then you

[west path]

hold up im taming a megasloth

[noble cradle]

Qevie

[noble cradle]

Qevie

[west path]

galician is the goat

i win these trust

@noble cradle solod him cuz

no damage

[earnest salmon]

epic

[noble cradle]

QEVIE

QEVIE

[west path]

your food stockpiles might be over

[noble cradle]

@west path GET YOUR PIG UNDER CONTROL

[west path]

he is in... a food binge.

[west path]

i cant 😔

[earnest salmon]

this is why robots are superior, no need for food. when i begin researching, i wont even need food

[earnest salmon]

will bosnian national become the end of the rat alliance..

[west path]

yes im invading them tomorrow for their food

[frosty drum]

WE BEAT THE PACKERS

[frosty drum]

@frank latch @wraith quarry

[hollow garden]

Fish mw ping?

Did I miss session

[frosty drum]

@hollow garden Our Number One seed hopes are alive

[noble cradle]

@west path @earnest salmon cnl this is PEAK

[hollow garden]

W

[earnest salmon]

but.. youre already raiding them for their foo

[quick idol]

brother actually watches american "football"

[frosty drum]

@pine copper

[frosty drum]

It's superior to Soccer

[earnest salmon]

fr, and the mod is honestly a lot more stable than i ever thought itd be

[quick idol]

death

your sentence is death

[west path]

galician solo'd another

megasloth

[hollow garden]

I unblocked

[earnest salmon]

guys.. when do the small thinsg grow up to be useful?

[marsh lance]

KLEZZ

[noble cradle]

14

[hollow garden]

(wrong opinion)

[marsh lance]

what is cnl btw

[hollow garden]

Well it depends

[marsh lance]

Wrong!

[quick idol]

for his crimes we must KILL skillerz

[noble cradle]

Cannot lie

[hollow garden]

PATT!

hiii

[marsh lance]

They become useless as soon as they can haul and clean

[west path]

@earnest salmon hes superhuman you dont wanna fight him

[marsh lance]

Put the rodents to WORK

[earnest salmon]

i wouldnt fight him, my robots would

[quick idol]

@wild mason pat is putting mice to forced labor

[marsh lance]

Hi olezna

[quick idol]

wow

[quick idol]

didnt expect that from pat

[marsh lance]

Ho lee shit

This is amazting

[west path]

@noble cradle you can butcher the megasloth if you want 2

btw

im not gonna be doing any butchering anymore so

[frank latch]

BOOO

[west path]

true

[noble cradle]

Ok

[west path]

rimworld but everyone lives in siberia

[earnest salmon]

when does your furry race become useful to me.

[marsh lance]

This seems peak when can i join

[wild mason]

@midnight ocean My borders are getting more cancerous the longer I play, I also usurped Kvatch finally

[earnest salmon]

i need her to grow

[west path]

when you get the dlcs for it

get royalty piggy..

[marsh lance]

FUCK

[noble cradle]

Now help me annex qevies front lawn

[noble cradle]

Oh yeah

[marsh lance]

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[midnight ocean]

The Percs do not feel good…

[marsh lance]

I DONT HAVE ROYALTY

[frosty drum]

@marsh lance

[wild mason]

What do you mean 👽

[west path]

OH

@earnest salmon COOL DOWN YOUR COMPOUND

ITS 34 CELSIUS

THAT IS LETHAL

[marsh lance]

I dont watch football

[marsh lance]

?

That is fine

[noble cradle]

Qevie when are you getting proper lighting

[frosty drum]

@prisma flame hosta

[west path]

35 is the limit

[noble cradle]

I have lamps and refrigerators

[west path]

when i get batteries

[noble cradle]

You have open rooms and torches

[marsh lance]

Btw in qeva mw if my nation ever gets destroyed i will migrate south and begin to worship a plant god

[noble cradle]

You are truly adopting the polish way of life

You are a POLE

[west path]

real

[noble cradle]

I am a SILESIAN

[marsh lance]

I will become the super vegan

[west path]

ancient rivalry

[marsh lance]

If Unnmogai were to ever forsake me

[prime compass]

I accepted

[west path]

@noble cradle you will taste the wrath of my hounds

[marsh lance]

If i joined i will add nordic cuisine to the map

[earnest salmon]

ngl, i think im pretty well automated right now

[noble cradle]

Why is the baby in the industrial building

[earnest salmon]

i wish i could get solar panels tho

[marsh lance]

Show your colony btw

[noble cradle]

How does it have a WORSE quality room then my shack

[west path]

GET HIM RAT

[earnest salmon]

because its a mixed room.

its fiiine, the baby is happy

[west path]

@noble cradle ill have you know my rat nearly won

[noble cradle]

True

[west path]

@marsh lance this is peak btw

[earnest salmon]

its fine.

[noble cradle]

@west path I am sorry to inform you but your powerlines must be harvested for copper

[west path]

this is war

[earnest salmon]

also its not even that hot, its only 71-80F. that is decently normal temp

[west path]

done got desynced

[noble cradle]

Me too

[west path]

i might be a genuine danger now

[noble cradle]

Pole

[west path]

or IN danger

[noble cradle]

Let us truce

I will give you 10 steel

[earnest salmon]

nah my wifi hiccuped

[noble cradle]

To rebuild your flimsy wire

[noble cradle]

@west path do you accept this

[west path]

fine

[noble cradle]

Desynced insane

[west path]

but

if you do this shit again

i will summon a gazelle upon your compound

or even shoot one of your pawns

[noble cradle]

It was revenge for the rat

[west path]

the rat died in one hit

[noble cradle]

Ok

[earnest salmon]

I think the desyncs are occurring when I tab out to discord now for some reason

They weren't before but now it seems consistent. Big L

[west path]

me and parader have a rivalry over whos the boss of the lawn whilst toasty builds up his mechanitor compound

and uses a child i orphaned for genetic testing

this is so peak

why did my medicine disappear

👽

[marsh lance]

Wish i could play

Will there be more sessions of this

[earnest salmon]

Not only genetic testing but being forced to research as soon as she can because my character is too impatient for that bs

[earnest salmon]

Hope so

[noble cradle]

@west path when I return 3thousand rats will be let out

[west path]

my components disappeared aswell??

@noble cradle piggy..

hand them over pal

[noble cradle]

I didn't take them

Oh wait

It might be the caravan sharing our inventory

[west path]

why is toaster dead

[earnest salmon]

he hit a trap.

He keeps walking into the same trap. He's stupid

[west path]

i confiscated them

i need to turn my storage into a freezer

prevent spoilage

[marsh lance]

@west path can i see the full map what is going on here

[west path]

ancient feud between me vs parader nation

[balmy epoch]

wait was there a defcon session

[west path]

@noble cradle yeah you actually stole my medicine

thats crazy

AND MY COMPONENTS

YOU PIG

[marsh lance]

Where is toast

[wild mason]

So its only been 2 hours and those have already er... "Passed" that was not pleasant why did I trust my family

[balmy epoch]

DUMBASS

[prime compass]

Yes

[wild mason]

No I moved it to tomorro

[balmy epoch]

ok nice

[west path]

he is

[balmy epoch]

I won’t sleep at 7

[west path]

southmost settlement

i am northmost

in boreal forest

[marsh lance]

Who is in the middle

[west path]

parader is in the middle but he moved into my front lawn in the summer

[marsh lance]

Dont say parader because your on the same map

Yeah

[west path]

AND STOLE ALL MY MEDICINE AND COMPONENTS

[marsh lance]

Can i bring my hippie vegan ideoligion and live as wildmen on your lawn

I will sow as many rows of plants as possiboe

[west path]

this is toasty's settlement

[earnest salmon]

guys some alien fuck i accepted is feeding my child and i dont even have her set for childcare. she wont stop

[west path]

i think you can only use pre-set ideologies and starts unless you're the host

😔

[marsh lance]

EVIL

[west path]

@earnest salmon opinion on us playing this for like

6 hours

[earnest salmon]

yes

[wild mason]

The Religion map in Skyrim has actually become cancerous

[west path]

made the freezer money mouth

[earnest salmon]

help. she fell asleep in the childs crib

[west path]

rea

[hollow garden]

This looks interesting

[marsh lance]

Qevie: rural polish apartment
Toast: hypertech commune
Parader: the baba yaga

[prime compass]

Kleznaima

[west path]

true

[marsh lance]

A mother works too hard

[west path]

@noble cradle true?

[wild mason]

WHAT

[marsh lance]

ELVIRA??

[west path]

that is one of my pawns children

[wild mason]

Why is it taking this long to control one county

With 22 martial

[west path]

i gave it over to toasty because i feared i wouldnt be able to last the winter

[midnight ocean]

Yeah welp

[prisma flame]

cooked

[midnight ocean]

What absurd modifiers does that county have

[earnest salmon]

Yeah. Random woman who wanted to join

[prisma flame]

valentina will die in a battle in the next day

i predict

[prime compass]

Guys

I got level 63

Are u proud

[noble cradle]

Ok I died for like an hour because I had to get ear drops

[marsh lance]

You wouldn’t mean, Elvira, mistress of the dark would you

[noble cradle]

The NYC sewer is still a shithole

[wild mason]

Yes

[prime compass]

Yay

[marsh lance]

You mean baba yaga’s hut

[prisma flame]

yes

[prime compass]

Yay!

[earnest salmon]

Shes an alien drone grunt, so id say no

[wild mason]

also I took this random looking county so I now control 2 Imperial Cult Holy Sites

[prisma flame]

by the way am i a gameroomian now 😢

[noble cradle]

I migrated south

[prime compass]

Maybe

[marsh lance]

😔

[marsh lance]

Unreal

[earnest salmon]

Did have some guy called Papasme the Unknown try to join, turned him away

[noble cradle]

Qevie was hunting my peoples so

[west path]

you insulted my people

also you owe me my 25 components and 25 medicine

[prisma flame]

kill the religious leader 👍

[wild mason]

The ideal masters are so fucked

[marsh lance]

Oh fuck no

[west path]

if these arent brought in within 4 days i will raid you

[marsh lance]

That is like

Something to declare war over

[west path]

he genuinely stole them away from me bro

[marsh lance]

Qevie destroy him now

[west path]

@noble cradle

bring me them

or die

[marsh lance]

In a real game of rimworld this action would bring permanent opphood

[west path]

should i take one of his people hostage

until he gives me what i want

[earnest salmon]

You should download the mod 🔥

[marsh lance]

I dont have royalty

[west path]

@earnest salmon can you... help me kill parader

he stole 25 of my components and medicine

[marsh lance]

🧠

[earnest salmon]

Oh 😔

[midnight ocean]

Are they tribal or also autocratic

[earnest salmon]

I would but I can't leave the child. And my only defense mech killed itself

[west path]

repair it

and bring the child with you

[earnest salmon]

Can't

The drone is dead. Can't repair the dead

[hollow garden]

Parader is evil

[west path]

make a new one

[hollow garden]

This is a grave offence

[noble cradle]

@earnest salmon why is the baby geeked up in the trap hall

[wild mason]

Its a religion map but their holy sites are so spread out that it would be incredibly diffuclt for the faith to claim more than one

[earnest salmon]

I don't know. Elvira keeps grabbing her

[earnest salmon]

No resources 🔥

[wild mason]

Oh yeah and the Pact Exemption is pretty much gone

[noble cradle]

@west path there is 2 components in the Silesian shack

[west path]

PARADER

GIVE ME MY 25 COMPONENTS AND MEDICINE BACK

OTHERWISE I WILL TAKE ONE OF YOUR PAWNS HOSTAGE

[prisma flame]

are you guys playing rimworld multiplayer

if so

[earnest salmon]

Yes

[noble cradle]

Ok I will do the components but only half the medicine

[prisma flame]

KILL EACH OTHER

NOW

[west path]

yes

[west path]

fine

[noble cradle]

And it will be dropped at the edge of the map

[earnest salmon]

Nooo

I'm somehow the only innocent one here and I wanna do unethical experiments on this child

[west path]

@noble cradle are you

gonna deliver them?

[noble cradle]

Yes

I am preparing

[prime compass]

Mega mw is going to be massive

[earnest salmon]

THIS FUCKING ALIEN BITCH IS EATING THE BABY FOOD

[prime compass]

@balmy epoch do you agree

[west path]

@earnest salmon the cooler has no power

you are going to kill toasties they're literally a yttakin

[earnest salmon]

Idk how to fix it, I have powe conduits on it.

[hollow garden]

My hype for it is starting to get low
My excitement about it is tapering
And my love for it is fading

[west path]

reconnect

check your grid excess actually

[hollow garden]

Damn that's a large ass religion

[earnest salmon]

My grid is fine. somehow.

[prime compass]

Dont you DARE block me again btw...or we will be DONE

[noble cradle]

@west path how many components

[earnest salmon]

Oh my god

There was a conduit missing

I'm so good at this

[west path]

25

and 25 medicine

well

12

since you are giving me half

[marsh lance]

@noble cradle prepare yourself for when i arrive into this world, i will hunt you down until the world tears itself asunder when it can no longer support the strain of carrying my anger, you will be found, at every end of the planet, at every corner, pray that i never find you alive, and instead, rotting inside a pile of insect jelly next to a hive. Pray that the mechanoids and barbaric raiders find you before i do.

[noble cradle]

Yes

[west path]

pat would hunt down parader ngl

impoverished tribe killed by raiders

many cry

@earnest salmon why did your colonist eat baby food

[noble cradle]

Romanians*

[west path]

please restrict it from their diet

wait

BROTHER YOU HAVE NO ALTERNATIVE FOOD

[earnest salmon]

Because she's insane

[earnest salmon]

No I do have food

[west path]

'This potato farm will be enough' he said

oh you do..

[west path]

cook it then

or use nutrient paste

[earnest salmon]

Evilari or whatever the fuck is just schizo

[west path]

your mechanitor also ate baby food

😭

[earnest salmon]

Shes been schizo

[wild mason]

Just Vassalized one of my neighbors 🔥

[west path]

new unpaid intern dropped

solar flare

[earnest salmon]

I'm cooked.

[earnest salmon]

Thats certainly a thing that was said

[west path]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/915622233278398484/1323098672116011100/attachment.gif

[marsh lance]

It is my mission

[earnest salmon]

Lmao

[west path]

@midnight ocean is this speech bubble peak

did parader get into an encounter

@noble cradle cooked?

[noble cradle]

@west path go to gawick

at the center

the is a shelf

the abandoned settlement

formerly called gawick

it has the componets medicine and like 2 berries

[west path]

i see

[noble cradle]

insane desync

[west path]

i will move there

got desynced

[noble cradle]

@west path do you see it?

[earnest salmon]

I think he's still desynced

Or dced

[west path]

im simulationg

[noble cradle]

OH MY GOD

HES 2500 TICKS BEHIND

[west path]

stuck in hell

[earnest salmon]

2500+ tick is insane

[noble cradle]

ok nvm hes barrack

[earnest salmon]

Oh its 4 now

[west path]

i cant enter

[earnest salmon]

Why did no one inform me a chair was required for proper research use.

[west path]

@noble cradle resettle it piggy

why did you

abandon it

[noble cradle]

no point in keeping it

[west path]

i needed to get the resources first

pal

[noble cradle]

the shelf is in the middle

did you not get it?

[west path]

i cannot

enter the map

[noble cradle]

buildings stay

[west path]

it is impossible

hence why i am asking you to settle it

[noble cradle]

LEECH

STOP GOING TO MY SETTLEMENT

@west path why cant you enter

you shoulld be able to

[west path]

idk bro just settle it

[noble cradle]

ok

[west path]

so

the components..

OH

YOURE

ONE TILE OFF

bro..

[noble cradle]

aint no way

[earnest salmon]

L

[wraith quarry]

i rise

[earnest salmon]

He ruses

[west path]

fish if you had the rimworld dlcs and rimworld proper you could be playing peak gaming

[wraith quarry]

i cannot afford rimworld

i have $20.00

[noble cradle]

you could help my romanian tribe defeat the poles

[west path]

or you help the poles defeat the romanians

[noble cradle]

sadly i could only do crashlanded

wouldve done tribal

[earnest salmon]

Or join my mechanist armada to make a fully automated utopia

[west path]

@noble cradle could you not settle it

[earnest salmon]

Unfortunately 😔

[west path]

ok im giving up on this

you owe me components

i will take them back sooner or later

[earnest salmon]

There's probably a way to choose other starts

[noble cradle]

@west path silly pole eating grain raw

[earnest salmon]

Unfortunately... Elvira suffered a heart attack... from gunshots.

[noble cradle]

average

[earnest salmon]

Remember, if you have plenty of food, now cooked and prepared, and you touch the baby food. You might die

[west path]

its time i go against the empire

(i chose the deserter quest)

[noble cradle]

i just baited the empire

they will atack and abaondened ratland

[earnest salmon]

Insane

[noble cradle]

me too

[earnest salmon]

I did not

I don't need any wars right now

[wild mason]

Is Acnaq being drugged

[earnest salmon]

Im honestly surprised I'm alive

[noble cradle]

ok the empire sent a GENIE after a HUSSAR

[earnest salmon]

Oh

[noble cradle]

@west path @earnest salmon brb got to pee

[west path]

;OL

LOL

[earnest salmon]

Okay

[west path]

@noble cradle HE DIED TO YOUR TRAPS

LOL

[earnest salmon]

Lmao

[noble cradle]

lol

[west path]

wait

[noble cradle]

this is why the debt is REPAYED

[west path]

this means you one upped me

killing myself

[wild mason]

Why is Western Skyrim in Northeastern Cyrodiil 👽

[earnest salmon]

@noble cradle oi, what are the rats doin nearing my settlement?

[noble cradle]

Heading south

Road is the quickest path

[wild mason]

also what there are two brumas

[earnest salmon]

Okay then

[noble cradle]

I want to get south to the river before winter so I can get some farming then continue south to the jungle

[earnest salmon]

Ah well good luck with that

[west path]

he would die in siberia tbf

so this is valid i think

he is weak

unlike us..

[noble cradle]

Killing myself the jungle is only 2 small provinces fully polluted

[west path]

@earnest salmon do you wish to buy a slave

[noble cradle]

At the tip of the Peninsula

[west path]

i have one imperial i want off my hands

hes a genie

[earnest salmon]

We can't trade can we?

[west path]

do visit settlement

instead of enter

[earnest salmon]

Okay, well

I'll think about it

Im trying to get my research up

[west path]

actually

[wild mason]

NO

[west path]

i need to get rid of my hussar imperial

hes a threat

[wild mason]

EVERY FUCKINGTIME

MY AMAZING HEIRS DIE

IS THE GAME CODED TO MAKE THAT HAPPEN

[earnest salmon]

Execute him

[noble cradle]

Yes

[wild mason]

This guy had no bad skills

Excellent Martial and Stewardship

[noble cradle]

@west path AINT NO WAY

[wild mason]

and he randomly dies for a bs reason

[noble cradle]

@west path how did your hussar just get KIDNAPPED by a dirt mole

[west path]

thank you raiders

you are generous

[west path]

i wanted him gone

they have extra melee damage

[noble cradle]

Why

[earnest salmon]

not doin bad, got some good animals too

[west path]

i cant make go juice

[noble cradle]

I can't either now that I think of it

However that happens when we get there

[earnest salmon]

I have infinite baby food thanks to the cow 🔥

[prisma flame]

kill the boy

[noble cradle]

@west path yeah I'm not surviving this winter

Unless...

[west path]

cooked

[west path]

what are you doing

👽

[marsh lance]

Let him STARVE

[wild mason]

Hmm, yeah. Pretty sure this is Claudius + Dominitian.

[west path]

hes cooking

[wild mason]

Is DF adventure mode out yet.

[wild mason]

Nice, how's Rimworld?

[earnest salmon]

Thats my future science experiment. No thanks

[west path]

very very good

@midnight ocean you missed out on this

this is so fucking peak

[wild mason]

Hmm, maybe I should redownload Rimworld.

CK3 seems to be a bit difficult...

[noble cradle]

Do you have all dlcs

But anomaly

[west path]

nearly prepped for the winter

[noble cradle]

My new storage shack is done

I am cooked

[earnest salmon]

Surprisingly my home is pretty freaking peaceful

[west path]

you should have tried to push really far south

youre like

40 tiles away

from salvation

[noble cradle]

Can't because we are on Peninsula

I'd have to go east through the mountains and swamp

Wouldn't make it by winter

[prisma flame]

chat throwback

chills real

[west path]

there are roads @noble cradle

there are roads to it

[noble cradle]

Not enough food though

Actually

That's only 3 days

[west path]

do it

[earnest salmon]

You can make it.

[west path]

you will live

[noble cradle]

Yeah

Once I kill this muffalo

[west path]

ted cruz lives the winter..

[noble cradle]

Make his ass into food

[midnight ocean]

Mm

[west path]

this has created a more organic storyline than most singleplayer rimworld playthroughs btw

[earnest salmon]

Gang. I don't havhigh hopes for the baby surviving the winter

[wild mason]

I do indeed. Should I also get Anomaly?