#🎲game-room
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Game of Telethrones
@west path this is your ally
Hell yes
Do they have civilians living within them?
Youre the terrorist...
I support that
we are not
why is he replacing thamior
it was asn accident
Yes you are
@wild mason okay i condemn this
im going to kill myself
Yes
just help me get independance oh my
no bro
I will not restrict food or aid 🕊️
If only i found out who S. M. Is 💔
hey guys idk if i gotta tell you this but please do not remake the holocaust in map wars or any tradedgy / mass systematic murder that is not fine
I recommend killing garlic himself
hey guys idk if i gotta tell you this but please do not remake the holocaust in map wars or any tradedgy / mass systematic murder that is not fine
I must show to them that i am a good critter
May i be the gorlist republic
Ok 😔
It’s a copypasta btw kill as many minorities as you want (in map wars)
At the same time it was exposed who was supplying them and that has been cut off.
The Nordlandian Weltraumprogramm will send satellites into orbit.
This is not an act of aggression, these civilian satellites are not hostile attacks.
Is the person online
You're too good for this world bro
I know eye wrote it
I once did a genocide of an entire nation
Sounds like terrorism
@wild mason does Acnaqia have any outstanding issues
its the military
No
Next session is gonna be nuclear armageddon
they are literally occupying my land
@quick idol does this Sound like terrorism to you
Its an act of aggression
It is, infact, terrorism
Rorish migrants your immigration system can't handle:
Just kill them lol
Deport!
there is a minority being oppressed in ur backyard
Real..
I condemn bad things when its garlic
😭
Actual lie
Too many liars in this mw 💔
Hmmm this reads terrorist attack
Fund a more competent immigration system where excess immigrants are sent straight to understaffed factories and other manual labor jobs until they are eligible for acnaqian citizenship. If any immigrant has been working for at least two years they are considered acnaqian. Build more housing for immigrants in cities and industry areas. Overall fund immigration more.
@wild mason are there any problems in arre?
(I'm not launching nukes mf)
The host said its a terrorist attack...
What happened when I was gone
Terrorism
Slave Labor !!!! But legal!!!
Legal
"Civilian satellites" is the least believable thing ever
If they want to immigrate to Acnaqia they need to work like true acnaqians
Your country is still polluted, overpopulated, and at odds with all your neighbors
Satellites to bomb the garlicians!
well blumi smells like mice so
scratch that
blumi IS a mouse
HELL YES
why is it polluted again
Suit yourself
Well I trust blumi
do we have any immigrant population?
Acnaqs a great leader
do we hate those immigrants
Yes
Not like cavemen know how to operate those anyway
Many far right parties are rising up..m
And DEMANDING the immigrants to be deported
Not really, most of your population change is your own citizens leaving
nope
No you are completely immigrant-free, everyone from outside gets flung back upon attempting to enter your borders
Alternative for Arre
Theres a really big invisible barrier
@wild mason condemn the people who funded our insurgents, and then focus on annihilating the last pockets of resistance, start a media campaign and drop flyers over the insurgents civilians asking them to stand down
Leaving to where
Like in order of size
IS THERE ANYONE i can deport
Pat is a hero...?
- Bannova
- Decafaland
- Cakernia
The religious
The political opposition
soon
I saved bellacona
Re education camps with the garlicians
god i hate them
I see
Declare martial law
@marsh lance what kind of nation are you?
When are the buildings done
Wait why are arreans going that far west
Is he still are
Next session
Netherlands but if it was in north africa
Exactly
They don't think they will have a good life in Noltia, Xoutis, or your nation 👽
Yall got weed?
You're too nice for your own good fr, getting wiped out next session
Guh idk
This is like asking why a Syrian doesn't just move to Israel
Move to germany
@cunning niche A scandal in Walryu!
Your party has recently uncovered that the communist party was being supported and aided by Venusia to force you to leave your claims to the nutrient rich regions that are under dispute. 🤯
I love when my investigations work
venusia grew a spine???
Start spreading propaganda through tv and radio waves around southern allurba which promote acnaqian prosperity and paint it in a good light. Also inside Acnaqia.
what the fuck
??
Oh wait its an npc isnt it
@wild mason can i condemn acnaqia for this
OK but that is alien
Dont listen to qevie bros the type of guy to decomission his nukes in a mapwar about nukes
he is literally doing forced labour for a marginal group
⁉️
How about you deal with the garlician rebels before critiquing how I run my own nation goober
theyre not even in my territory
🕊️
acnaq what do i do about this stupid parliament
god i hate republics
Let me take you over
factual
ill nuke you buddy
DISSOLVE
DECLARE MARTIAL LAW
I CANT SPEL WHILE IN CAPS
why does everyone hate my nation omg
did i get nuked before
It has a history that makes the british look nice
What nation is he btw
Arre
i forgot ngl but they were horrendous
Oh wait
was it always npc nation
yes
Garlic wants military aid 😭
@wild mason with the increase in the acnaqian labor force build more factories to produce civilian goods like furniture appliances and of course the acnaqmobile
Guh
a TERRORIST attack
God can we nuke garlic RIGHT NOW
acnaq can you kindly give over our native lands thanks
Yes using a civilian plane to attack military targets is Terrorism 👽
Please
@wild mason how many crabcoins do i need to pay
If honey bee was here rn I would lowkey invade you
Next...session
Yaaaay
,bal @quick idol
@wild mason stop the harsh treatment of POWS
,collect
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Update of the World
force the POWS to assemble garlician planes and weapons, make them work 8 hours a day and get them 1 hour of "chill time"
Im still not gonna give you aid
Fuck less reason to genocide garlicians
i hate how far down the bots category is
OK...
fr they need to move that up
I support the idea of a garlician state, though i do not support the current insurgency’s tactics, it is volatile and somewhat dangerous if any mistakes are made. ✅✅
They scoffed at me when I said put it above voice chats
Atleast above VC'S 😭 🙏
Every Single day..?
@wild mason give them saterday and sunday off
Gtg again
I'll return in an hour
wait no
they must work for 1 hour on saturday and sunday but thats it
40 hour work weeks without pay
42
i am paying them with food and water
and im not killing them
OK, and how will you prevent these POWs from attempting to escape or intentionally sabatoging what you force them to make?
WHO is using vcs more than bots
I would just use them to test out New weapons tbh
@quick idol do you support testing chemical weapons on POWs
I support testing chemical weapons on anyone
anyone at all
aslong as it isnt me
Wow
basically just work camps but dont treat them harshly, treat them well
if they try to escapse use non lethal strategys (airsoft or BB guns, aswell as tasers) to capture them, if they do manage to escape we wil lsearch for them
Im testing it on your uncle
OK
@wild mason also start a movement to improve the aesthetics and efficiency of major cities. With the influx of labor divert some of it to modernizing acnaqian cities, building lanes for acnaqbusses and underground acnaqtrains. Start training some of these migrants on architecture depending on how much of an aptitude they have for it.
also dms
Another terrorist attack
"So basically force them to build weapons for me to commit more terrorist attacks with, but treat them nicely"
Yea
it was one incident and it was an accident
i lovE BEING RANDOMLY ASKED TO GIVE UP MY BED AND MOVE IT IN THE MIDDLE OF HOSTING
IM NOT DOING THAT
i mean no harm to the civilians of alpharia or nyxxia
Accident...?
@wild mason what's a happening
But yet you harm them?
Erm acthually
i stopped carving their foreheads
Why
Bananam is working to try getting a majority in Walryun Parliament
@midnight ocean Xoutis wants to build a rail line along these lines.
Will he have a redemption arc 🤯
Is it working? 🤔
Do you want me to take control
NEW COUNTRY DROPPED
~bt
You would have to share power with Bananam
Yeah sure connect them to my existing train infrastructure because I’m pretty sure I had that
@rose cape: @rose cape Acandarin's group is responsible for the latest attack on our loyal heroes. Much of this evidence was published and criticized by the media, but it fueled public opinion.
I uncovered a secret venusian communist ploy
Based
You have a plurality but the other parties can still coalition to form a majority
Bro what
@wild mason right so our next course of action is to remove the stimulus for non-citizens of amazria
should i have dmed that 👽
You can’t say like any of that
God
this is why mw/aw is better
You are so stupid oml
@sullen pawn just mentally break them
And what will you do for the people who are already there and relying on it?
capture bad people from jail (u saw the other message) and make them work
Garlic you're just desperate to force people into making weapons for you to kill people with
Your lucky that didn’t go into message logs
😭
i put the new forgis on the jeep
i am..
Does this just mean "Tell them to get a job"
All of garlics weapons will explode and jam in combat
Nope, He tells them exactly what he said
I guarantee you
this made me laugh lol
if you.. sent me some this wouldnt happen
@wild mason oh also steal equipment from nyxxans if that isnt obvious
and reverse engineer it
why were they jobless
Well you just made it public
i mean no duh it was already happening
Not all of them were but some were
he forgot about tranquilizers
alien
this is
getting my navy involved
well then they need to get a job
PEOPLE OF WALYRU
We united for a reason! We are united! We must stay united! Let us not fight among ourselves for who has control, let us stay united in this tense time. Trust me, we can not suffer the consequences of disagreement. We need a strong leader who we TRUST no matter what. It may go badly, but anything else will be worse. Let us show we united for a reason and MAKE. WALYRU. great!!!
Please just KILL GARLIC
the only things im stealing are weapons and veichles
@west path i beg you, kill garlic and his people, like all of them
@wild mason can i publicly condemn and cut of all ties with hatlicia?
but i have no nukes i cant do allat
Thamior was already doing that
ok
You cant use nukes anyway session 1!!!
@sullen pawn want to send 90% of all your troops to walyru to train
@wild mason send some boats to blockade garlic too
Do a... NORMAL WAR
SURE! 
????
dawg????
??
@wild mason can i withdraw my previous condemnation
oh nvm
By thee way can i finance any Rorish citizens emigration out of Acnaqia due to the bad working conditions
Based acnaq
buddy how are you meant to eat with that kind of neck
that just seems incovenient evolutionarily
They Adapt
Many of them are not willing to go back to the Rore consider they just went there to leave it 👽
@wild mason attempt to take control of parliament, look at speech above, don't do it violently, but aggressively push for it and regardless pursue unilateral decision making.
ok but regardless i still wish 2 do this
consider it as me giving them a chance to earn up the funds to emigrate somewhere else
without having to work 24/7
Ah alright
When I fein fein
@wild mason ok now that the USELESS immigrants are expelled from the cities, continue offering stimulus for those moving back into cities and begin government-sponsored hiring as well as subsidies for large garbage collection and disposal companies (pollution is joever)
@noble cedar The Cakernian Union has launched a criminal investigation into Aragonix and plans to fully outlaw any import of their products.
This TERRORIST
@wild mason have the borders updated at all
@wild mason If they haven’t worked their two years they can’t leave btw
No, there hasn't been any border changes from the fightin
Hosta?
4
8
They also can’t leave if they have worked their two years
Shall their economy crumble
better than losing land
what are garlicians opinions on my efforts
do they support it
No but you will lose a market.
@wild mason improve conditions for the workers by building better facilities and nearby shops and restaurants
Walryun Union Elections in 4 months!!!
Hmm
@wild mason declare an initiative to impeach any capitalists from Congress, we are a union, we are communist, our entire nation has been based on the share power and power in unity, we can not have capitalists destroying the nation with their independent and selfish dreams.
@wild mason what can they hold against Aragonix?
They believe it does not comply with their fair exchange laws.
is this true?
( Yes they have very strict consumer protections and rights )
(Then I will be nicer within Cakernia)
Some factory workers complain that it is hell to work during the daytime in the summers, and they would like to have air conditioning ( very difficult to implement ) in them.
wtf
ok yeah im keeping the condemnation in place
that is north korea
The communist party is disbandid
Btw
Walyru union was mostly communist btw
Build some of those big industrial fans instead for now. Also start researching how to build better and cheaper air conditioning and promise them that they will get it soon
Your main opponents, the Socialist Party:
Which hold about as many seats as you and can coalition with the other parties
@sullen pawn why did you say "I don't do anything warnable"
Top 10 lies
It is election day in the Walryun Union!!!!
The Parliment is currently held by the Socialists and their Coalition with strong opposition from Bananam's party, while the presidency is still a few weeks away.
@wild mason remind the people of walryu who is it that helped pass bills to make businesses easier to open, to help the elderly, to help the disabled, and to help the people?
Hopefully a garlician supporting party wins 😔
Annex when @wild mason
Was it the socialists or the capitalists? @wild mason
Direct Annexation is stupid when they already have a puppet government 👽
@wild mason make more propaganda
@wild mason what happened when I was gone
first round of elections in Walryu
Can we be friends?
They should just rejoin the union, they were part of the original union which was stupid so they left, then the walyru union reformed now they should rejoin
This sorta backfires since you have essentially just been enacting the socialist agenda and your strength as opposition is weakened.
Do they have any communists fund their communist party keep it lowkey though
@wild mason make the main focus of our campaign helping the walryuians get a better quality of life, not drag walryu into pointless wars, and to help increase the quality of life
Maybe
The Rore Federation is working on a deal to grant the Vivi region autonomy while not breaking away and being under their shield. The deal is likely to pass in the next few months.
Vivi region? Ewwww
Their communist party just got exposed in a scandal that ruined their shot in this election
Any other similar parties?
M
Hi bad people what'd i miss
@wild mason The capitalists are unwise, they are greedy or want to make others greedy for their own benefit. The socialists/communists and other groups that seek the benefit of walyru must throw the capitalist pigs out. They are pigs I say, pigs. They claim to bring all this to our people but all they give is lots and lots of SLOP. MUD, DIRT, WATER, SHIT, nothing of health, they will make us rich with poison, they can not be allowed to commit the same scandals we know have occurred in walyru, we can not allow a second collapse of unions
Out with capitalism!!!
Insane
Out with YOU
Nerd alert
@cunning niche Projections for a capitalist presidency are souring as your propaganda is not as successful as expected.
However, a capitalist president is still expected to win.
aren't you a commie
also did manneva have a sino soviet split
whos the soviets
capitalisms so good he forgot he was a commie
Real
FULLY privatize, today
Nah
Embrace capitalism
Cry out to the socialist party, organize matches in the streets, organize protests against large capitalist businesses, change is needed and change is needed now!
@cunning niche Some of your bills are recieving heavy criticism as it is wasting federal funding on projects that should be handled by municipal governments.
Banan i believe it you can still pull off a win fr
@wild mason point out how the socialists are desperate to win that they have to march in the street crying how much they want to win
You know what i mean
Dont alien me
Was the communist party not exposed
@wild mason Make a new and improved model of the acnaqmobile make an optional hybrid model for better fuel efficiency
There is supposedly a difference between them
Nah
Acnaqmobile
Why his tongue out
👅
What has happened
"Capitalists hate those that want what's best for the nation, don't want what the people want"
@cunning niche Your propaganda only invokes a stronger response from those who are pro-socialist but typically do not go out to vote.
👅👅👅
IM BACK
WHAT
NOOOOO
Can somebody give me a breakdown on what has happened
Oh yeah I have good news for you
The walrusians were ALL killed
Every single one of them
Allay
@midnight ocean fund me 🥺
What sis it
&
Is*
Who are you
@wild mason how is my military
Communist
@wild mason fund him
@wild mason is foreign lobbying allows in walryu?
Qevie is typing its over
Ted Cruz just saved us from QEVIE…
pigqu won the war for Acaethia
Never mind, 😔
he was the cause of me typing
Wait how did you remember my country name and not me
@crystal snow
idk but i forgot the name of that dumbass bird
i meant reed
its a reed not a bird
i swear
True...
I support the SQUIRREL RIVER INSURGENCY
i think it started with z
The terrorists are GONE?
paradoxwyn
Zloty
🐿️ 🌰 🌊
What is this bird called again
Squirrel chestnut salami
The squirrels control amazria and amazria controls the rivers
Salami
oh my god it is hard to host with a baby screaming constnaly
Bittern
@frosty drum quiet down
@frosty drum quiet down
@wild mason imagine if you had gotten those headphones
You pinged blue
the bittern republic
Yes, they accepted your deal since it wasn't Bananam in control
oh now i can say the bit
alright so I've started a game in HOI4
and I'm playing as Spain
I set the national focus to Army Effort
what do I do now
the bitterns blessed my memory
Garlic reference
This is amazing... one could even say... Amazting
I make an action every like 15 minutes
(i didnt remember your country i just remembered the content of your message that named you acaethia had 'renamed' in it)
and i searched it up
🐖
i had a vague image of what your message was in memory and it worked for finding your country name
@prisma flame I think you asked me about your military, you do have a large number of conscripts and industry but it is yet to be tested in a war.
damn
I heard I should become fascist to help the army recruit more and have more in reserve
butl ike
I cant do that
next election is in 1936
Did something happen?
Yes
Why?
The walrusians got killed
@wild mason "The capitalist government officials are pro-capitalism, they are anti-walrussian" push not only socialists to vote and rally people but also call capitalists to cross their party line for a better future regardless of their beliefs
Skillerz happened
I thought they were a sleeping giant
Nah we are besties fr
So real
@prisma flame you should loan out your industry to my private totally not state owned companies
@cerulean siren The Gorlist republic is facing a demographic crisis, many of your younger generations are all "Incels" and are not having children while the older generation is overwhelming the social safety nets you have.
They were ALL killed bro
Every single one
yet...
OFCOURSE
HOW>>
acnaq i think they would kill you
:((( I asked for help
manneva defcon man, shits crazy
Skillerz had the memory of goldfish blub blub blub 🎣 🐟 🔪 🍥 🇨🇳 ▶️ 🚢 🌎
real
@noble cradle A Garlician "Diplomat" is requesting Cakernian aid, while a Rorish one does the same.
I felt bad, so my nation snuggled up to him these past 60 years
It were only 3 days so
nope i ate them all
i ws quite hungry man
no im like a capitalist democracy in the rore
GARLIC IS LITERALLY A TERRORIST
Ok who is stronger and more stable
Alright
@wild mason can i be renamed back to vathiria btw
PEAK
What are the economic prospects of this
i think u forgo
that was my country name
What nation are you btw?
Malej
@west path you must spread capitalist democracy to other nations 🦅 🦅 🛢️
Neither is stable but Nyxxia is stronger
@west path you must spread capitalist democracy to other nations 🦅 🦅 🛢️
@west path you must spread capitalist democracy to other nations 🦅 🦅 🛢️
Uhh I don' know that tbh
@west path you must spread capitalist democracy to other nations 🦅 🦅 🛢️
Whre are you on le map?
Actual clone
~bt
Bananm old country
@quick idol: @west path How to spread freedom abroad 🦅 🦅 🛢️
Crazy how i am this influential
Who is stronger economically
according to amp, capitalist democracy = freedom
it knows
Guys why do I feel like next session is going to be a cold war between capitalism and socialism that might not be that cold
i cant sorry
Nyxxia
@wild mason how is the happiness index of my country?
It is very high 🙂
You WILL
Become america, get your nukes back
I knew collectivism would lead to utopia
@wild mason did my economic reforms/bills increase the strength of the economy?
Don’t help garlic
The uncounted thousands dying In gas factory:
Communism here in Walryu Union was a puppet for Venusians
You force them all to be happy or shoot them
Tragic accident or staged incident?
A train has crashed and derailed in the bordering region between Arre and Xoutis!
Several are dead, many are injured, and the railway is out of commission.
Actually they dont know any of the shit you're doing cuz they're cavemen
They dont understand
Actually, I have safe workplaces 🤓
Not really, you increased the deficit greatly to gain the peoples favor.
How far away are they
@wild mason "the capitalists are doing too little too late, and they aren't doing it because they want walyru to be better, they're doing it to stay in unjust power"
Send our best acnaqian engineers to help rebuild and revamp the railway in exchange for a fee
what
whose train
THE GREY WALL
“We have been doing this since before the elections while the communists and socialists have been in cahoots with the Venusians”
@wild mason my formal responde
What is the war over
@quick idol we need to make conspiracy theories about the grey wall
Why would I get involved
The war is over garlician independence
You have no reason to really, they just want support
I knew it, Manneva isnt a real planet
was this my train or their train
This will be a long cleanup effort.
Its all an illusion, manneva takes place inside a much larger planet, the grey wall prevents us from getting out
Your train
WHAT
Manneva is an EXPERIMENT
@wild mason condemn Xoutis for the incident
Why do you think we dont even have an antarctica
ye
Ok send some less important people still in exchange for a fee keep my best engineers and use them to remodel acnaqian train infrastructure
s
I will launch a nuke at our creators, even if it is little more than a prick on their fingers
you are fully correct ercan
we need to free ourselves from the grey wall
mannevians rise up
@wild mason ok so what is going on
They deny it being anything more than an accident 👽
@wild mason “The socialists do not care about the homeless they have done nothing to help them while we have sponsored soup kitchens and passed bills to help them, if the socialists actually cared enough for the people they would get in the kitchen and cook a meal for the homeless”
Ok in that case just publicly endorse nyxxia for now because they've helped us in the past but not send anything much . Also slightly increase Naval presence in our region
YES, RISE UP!!!
Train incident on the Xoutis Arre border, Walryun Elections, Rore War
This is literally canon btw
accident or not they blew up a train
CONDEMN them
what rore war btw
also rebuild train
garlic one?
The capitalists are in charge, and they block socialist policy
Walryun elections are like the US elections
Yes
and get public support to arm incase of invasion
Top 10 aliens
oh ok
Japan reference?
Im saying an experiment by the HUMANS, inside AN EARTH-LIKE PLANET
blumi...
he did this illegally
ok in my country i mean
should have done referendum
@gilded harbor you say the toots of walryu where socialism and communism right?
@noble cradle @quick idol The Bannovan Federation wants to join your economic union.
@wild mason when is walyrun election going to end btw
They’re poisoning the rivers and turning the rats gay
@midnight ocean i will buy acnaqmobiles from you if you help us kill garlic
@wild mason are any Skillerians actually visiting Nordland?
I'm finally officially back
I can lease you the combat acnaqmobiles I developed
Well the people leaving the cities have decreased in volume but the government in power is still pushing some bizarre policy.
They’re like jeeps
Not very many
lease to nyxxia im not directly involved
Hi
Yes ARRE is the gayest country
Why are any visiting?
you said the cities were dirty 🤫
Based
Mainly for education
@wild mason
What resources do they export and import
Which you started cleaning up 👽
Ah
Can you just
Makes sense
so what is the bizarre policy
Learn our great philosophy and all
@gilded harbor
I am not against being the gayest nation
idk man im in the spectators union of manneva
the revolt already was a thing pre mw
Is your prime minister gay
Lmfao
They want to misuse eminent domain to claim large swaths of the south are actually national parks that need the settlements destroyed 👽
They are likely to lose next election
@wild mason how well is the nation doing
They are essentially in a suicide crash out to enforce whatever insane policy can stick before they lose
~bt
@rose cape: They want to destroy open space saying the south is a park that needs to be destroyed 👽 They should be defeated in the next election.
~bt
Is there a human player of nyxxia that’s Thamior right
@frosty drum: I don't want to be gay
i think
They mainly import food and export hardwood, Oil, and manufactured goods
yeah so actually repeal that
Was watching movie, imma catch up before i start playing
I want to sell them acnaqmobiles
Yeah ok set up trade routes with them,
The courts stand with you for obvious reasons and, knowing they will lose, the incumbents are searching for a way to claim de facto control to delay elections
@wild mason introduce a tax bill that increases tax of the rich by 10% and any highly profitable politicians by 20% including myself, the bill will save 20% of the money to repay debts, 50% to revamp the train and transportation system that has been weakened by time and some parts are as old as the collapse of the first Walyrununion, the other 30% will go to wealth redistribution to support the poor and create jobs as well as provide certain benefits like prioritizing them in certain government agencies that are time consuming for the rich in return for them being the primary payers.
@wild mason just hold snap elections ngl
@rose cape can u impeach these guys
@cunning niche martial law time
This is likely to pass but have you thought of the long term issues it could cause 👽
I have achieved peace in qeverland
It's temporary
Rejoice, for i will survive the nuclear war
He's going to get Gorbachevd down the line
I have 0 global opps so im cooking not cooked
@wild mason when are the elections end
The incumbents no longer hold a plurality after a tense round of snap elections, and will be unable to form a coalition government if they tried. Their rhetoric is growing more extremist as the party feels it needs a populist base
One week 🤯
@wild mason what is my current state of military tech and factories
I don't think I have opps
I never harmed anyone, besides the mongols, Skillerz and Bannova
The Xoutis:
Whoms
Ercania?
"Freedom fighters'
hi
You have a strong military, your weakest aspect being the air force.
Your factories are incredibly productive although your workers feel they have little leisure time.
I was simply helping my allies
My only offensive against him failed
as the leader of the spectators union of manneva, you're an OPP
@prisma flame Investigation by Xoutis, assisted by the SIR, finds you staged the train accident just to have an excuse to condemn them and killed your own citizens.
Your parliament is moving towards impeachment proceedings and wants to charge you with treason.
@wild mason start improving worker conditions and worker rights, every 5 years the factories get a full repair and are like brand new (the UAE does this but with like roads and infrastructure)
Aw hell naw
OFCOURSE LMAO
I condemn this act of deception
what
i condemn you bro
its literally investigated by the guys who did it
I actually endorse this @wild mason
they investigated THEMSELVES
I will firebomb your jungle again
and found nothing wrong
@wild mason can I sell weapons and acnaqmobiles to nyxxia
gp ahead
@wild mason condemn
My veterans will have flashbacks
Sell weapons and lease acnaqmobiles and acnaqtanks
Average caveman
@sullen pawn The Nyxxians have captured your exclave and the related information center!
You say and then dont do
@wild mason pass bills that in the future when new cities are made or new sections are added they have to be walkable, and they have to have a tram or metro system included
tell parliament how the ones doing the investigation are xoutis and their ally themselves. that's like if a country commits terrorism then declares that they've done nothing wrong. they have a big motive to be biased and I have NOT staged anything. plus they HATE us
What is our current immigration rate and policy
heartbreaking, the worst person you know makes a good point
@midnight ocean why did u dm me that
You have strong immigration laws that make it so immigrants are legal, but it lowers the volume of them. The rate is middling, most from Amazria or the SIR
They suggest a neutral state should take a stab at investigating, confident they will also find Arre was behind it.
@west path
communist of russia
ok
Me!!!!
OK, are you fr
@wild mason OK I want to start selling government owned farmland out to farming corporations to improve farms around the nation and increase agricultural subsidies by 7%. Also look into other government owned land that might be suitable to function as either private property for a corporation or citizen.
The spectators union of manneva
no
this is difficult because literally everyone hates arre
its us against the world
If i do 1 action that means im playing and if im playing that means im gonna get killed
idk im just here for announcements
hello
A great deal of your far West is government owned and could easily be bough by corporations and people. Though much of your far northeast is also government owned, it is not as valuable for investment.
im back with bannerlord
Why did you boost 👽
and nekcrop the trade mogul
@wild mason push for rapid elections to occur to finalize the end of this change so that the winner no matter who can stop being hindered by the election season. Tell the people that I support the capitalists recent actions because the socialists would do effectively the same thing, it's socialist policy just done by capitalists to make themself look better
to support maxim
@wild mason can i begin expanding my ports and begin working towards de-regulating corporations and subsidizing the tech sector
in this episode, we will solely buy caravans
ion really have any natural resources to sell and i rely on those
and farm money
@wild mason start the creation of the homeless shelter initiative where we build shelters for the homeless
lol
fair
@midnight ocean i cant believe you didnt troll garlic
look at the images
im condemning you 50 times
Tbh I couldn’t think of a good way how
kurd of armenia
Have him give you 90% of his military to train
he only changed his mind because i couldnt fufill my side of the deal fast enough
oh my god
The Walryun Elections are in!
The Capitalist President wins by a small margin!
Capitalist - 49%
Socialist - 46%
Communist - 5%
Had it not been for the split ticket on the socialists part, they would won. 😔
@sullen pawn send me 90% of your military to train
wait dms
No
@sullen pawn send me 90% of your military to train
big oil has defeated the dirty commies
Ok what
Capitalism for the win!
@wild mason coalition with the communists to control Congress?
Yes
Cool
Werent the communists disbanded?
Truly split nation
Yeah give 5% to the socialists lmao
People still voted for them like how RFK still got votes after being taken out of the race
Okay
Where's the libertarian party /j
@gilded harbor You could push for a recount and recast of communist votes to their favored party.
Nope!
Ok, sell some of the western land off and start increasing I Public infrastructure in the region. Give more funding to and start an advertisement campaign for ports in the west to entice people (more specifically corporations) to head west and increase exports on the western ports.
@wild mason build more Mines in the mountains for more Minerals and resources
I do that, and also demand a recount in more rural counties of people who may loose their vote, use the control of Congress to push for it and the hippo critical benefit of the capitalists of trying to fight communism and only winning because of communisms
Jan 6th in walryu
Also what is Malej's stance on the case to expel Aragonix trade within the Cakernian Economic Zone.
“I would like to thank the people who truly truly i couldn’t accomplish this feat without, this is an investment YOU the people will greatly benefit from and in the next few years of my term will be the greatest years of the Walryu Union, thank you and have a great day” @wild mason official statement from the president
@cunning niche if you think you can't win with a recount you have no right to have won
Why are they being expelled
Oh no i will win with a recount
They are violating consumer protection practices and anti-trust laws.
Then let's recount @wild mason
OK
An Aqian sponsored investigation has found on the night of the election Donald 'Shmungus' Bananam drove a dump truck of 20 million ballots for the Socialist Party into lake Walryu causing a rigged election.
@wild mason ANNOUNCE IT
Announce what
What are the other members thoughts on this
acnaq just killed a bunch of nyxxan pows
thinking they were my soldiers
They agree to it because Aragonix likely has ties to Nordland
WHAT
@wild mason what is the situation in my parliament
And what is with nordland
Capitalist - 51.5%
Socialist - 48.5%
After a tense recount from the former communist voters, the capitalists still win by an incredibly narrow margin.
However, there is no further legal course you could take to alter the results as their was little evidence of interference.
They are known for using complex networks to spy and exploit
what
@midnight ocean is this real
how do u fumble like that
Oh my
I sent back the pows and killed whatever soldiers he had btw
@wild mason call for impeachments?
Can i congratulate the capitalists for winning the Walryu elections
theres no way to tell?
Has an investigation been launched yet or is it still probable
@gilded harbor gg’s thank you for this wonderful race
Nyxxians would have different accents and customs 👽
damn true..
@west path
it was worth a try
real
this was crazy
yeah
Official response: “Thank you!”
Further reason to genocide the garlicians 🥱
He’s not even worth supporting in secret literally no value
@gilded harbor meant to ping you
i didnt forcefully conquer and oppress any minorties
L
Gg
Garlic is like a savage bittern that instead of trying to be a Reed tries to be a piranha and that getsa FUCKING EATEN BY A REAL PIRAHNA LMAO L BITTERN NOT GOOD ENOUGH REED
schizo posting
@cunning niche A few days after the election, both Fomer Communist and Capitalist congress members begin experiencing extreme ilnness in their own homes.
YESSSSSSSSS
True..
?
did they poison themsleves
I TOLD YOU BANAN
themselves
Totally normal no poison involved
Isn’t bananam the resident poisoner
was this intervention from the capitalists or self induced
Why would they eat their own poison are they fucking stupid
Tia:
Why are both sides dying
Tf
When did I poison people?
Bannova:
I don't think I poisoned anyone there
Bananam poisoned my water supply back during the Cold War 500 years ago
I only scorched a lot
You literally used poison gas on the innocent bannovans
Oh yeah that does not count
That was disease
@wild mason Check for a gas leak, check myself for insect bites, throw up everything i ate
and head to the hospital (tell everyone in my capitalist party thats sick to do the same)
Not poison
@wild mason build safer and more efficient plumbing and water supply systems
There are suggestions it may have been foreign intevention from Decafaland or elsewhere.
it could be a plot to frame him
and RUIN his public image
I think John capitalism did this
to get the other ideology to take over
Acnaq is Joane Communism
@noble cedar @cunning niche @gilded harbor we all agree we are nuking decafa right
These are similar symptoms to those experience all of 100 years ago during the 4th coalition war, which was well documented. It is suggested perhaphs an old reserve of those chemical weapons could be leaking due to low maintenence.
Pfc
That traitor
because capitalism
Decafa exists?
Didn't he die?
can we disarm all of our nukes afterwards btw
we need to reach defcon 5 and derail nuclear war
Session 2 we are instantly nuking decafa because he deserves it and nobody cares
all hail big oil
@wild mason search for this leak and fix it, and go to all our nuclear power plants and do routine check ups to fix them
maybe we nuke arre before
@wild mason every 15 months this shall happen
that would start a nuclear war
@wild mason do u have og manneva file
He’s back
no thats owned by @rose cape
@prisma flame With the support of the military, parliament has been overthrown!
The people are wary of your future but are still fervent about revenge on Xoutis, your public image has had a redemption as a strong-man dictator.
Thats inevitable
hahahahsa
@wild mason start surveying parts of the country for oil, more specifically the lesser developed north and north east .
I KNEW YOU COULD DO IT BOOKISH
Ain’t no way bro is North Korea
Go get those xoutis!!!!
South Korea
@wild mason Build highways and railroads to connect rural areas to big cities
Initial surveys do find some natural gas in the northern territorial waters, but not oil.
Bro is West Korea
not anymore
@wild mason ensure the people that I will NEVER act without their support on an isuse
CONDEMN XOUTIS
@wild mason in rural towns create seed dispensaries where if the farmers want more seeds they can buy from the dispensaries
(I flip the table over and leave)
@wild mason fund farming technology and infrastructure in the north to support my population
The Green party is now a minor party, with the AfD and socialist equivalent parties, as well as originalists, being the main forces in the new government.
Nordland is going to perform a minor nuclear interception test in this designated territory, this is not an act of aggression
(I flip the table over and leave)
What
There are concerns about Xoutis in the far north and the position they are in possibly leading to a major war.
nooooooo
Please don't kill me
@balmy epoch
@wild mason in all the towns and cities (from rural to the capital) build schools and hospitals to increase the education and literacy rate and to keep the populace healthy
@wild mason
- Inact 3,000$ Tax cerdits for each Child under 3 And $1,500 for each Dependents under 18
- Test Trial: Allow for no more then 50,000(per test period) Amazria and SiR Migrants to apply for automatic 6- Month work Visa for 2 test periods.These Migrants will be Payroll Taxed for SS. If they become a citzen they can receive a 75% payout once retired, but if they do not they can receive a 25% payout. The remaining money will go towards helping current retires. In about a years time lets see how this has helped the issue
@cunning niche Some of those being treated in major hospitals are getting worse for some reason despite supposedly doing the typical treatment for this poison
I can’t do any major geopolitical stuff without honey bee man this is cooked
@wild mason send a warning to the S.I.R: if they ever support the terrorist Xoutis state militarily, we will take any and all action against them for being sympathizers. This includes nuclear retaliation.
This program sees success on the immigration front but does little to ease the low replacement rate of your natives.
@wild mason send a ship to bannova where chemical weapons were presently used and seem to match the time period of symptoms look for any local books about remedies and cures that may have been written by their natives in case it's the same chemicals
Can we try iodine treatment and try to limit the radiation exposure?
Its not radiation sickness
@wild mason try to mediate whatever tf is going on with the xoutis
@wild mason do this aswell
@balmy epoch
Bold of you to assume I wasn't doing this for both of us
Xoutis claims Arre staged a train a train crash, Arre claims Xoutis staged it, and tensions are rising.
🥹🥹 aww
@wild mason due to the terrible situation in walryu, have the pope and patriarchs pay for missions to go over and aid the people in crisis as well as spreading religion to those in need of faith.
Why does this remind me of a story from the bible
I want to be in power not you to be dead... I'd rather a government I disagree with than a dead one
@midnight ocean Ships are requesting that you remove the blockade to give garlicians food aid.
When are you doing Jan 6th
What ships 👽
@wild mason we have been spending alot to kinds regain money and improve the economy sell sweet petrol, refined metals, arms (weapons) and clothing
Not until bananam does something stupid
Why does everyone still think im a little stupid mapwar player
I mean
I was
But im not anymore
Walryun
@cunning niche I am requesting you let my missionaries establish small missions to help provide aid for the ill and as a place to practice religion
Okay I'll trust you
Real or fake?
Sure
Real, Walryun ships say they want to allow grain imports
(The grain has RATS in it)
And the rats have leeches in them
I can remove the blockade permanently for a one time payment
Eacnaq
@wild mason pass laws that create religious tolerance and religious protectoon
Boy im not paying anything just so my traders can sell to a war torn nation
what to play
4
6
1
ck3
Just a small payment of 10 million acnaqbucks
I believe in foreign aid as a saocialist, may I pay for the survival of civilians
Garlic is not valuable to sell to btw
I will accept any payment
Garlic probably will scam me
But as friends could you give me a small discount
@wild mason how are the missionarys doing in walryu? Have they found anything peculiar?
It’s very likely
Yes but I will warn you the garlicians are not deserving of aid
👽
Okay this is to far
They have found that some of the people who went to the hospitals have become more ill. They believe it is because whatever poisoned them left them immunocompromised while they were in a high bacteria environment.
@gilded harbor wait
I care not for the evil of their government if the people need help @midnight ocean I pay you
How do you know acnaq wont just take the money
And keep the blockade
@gilded harbor
Ok I accept @wild mason reinvest this money into infrastructure and put the rest of it into the treasury
I’m literally taking the money that’s literally the deal
@wild mason remove the blockade
@wild mason send in ships of grain as aid to help the war torn people or garlicia
@wild mason send the ships through with barrels of resources for human aid, as well as food and tools to make houses and shelters with
yay