#🎲game-room
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hold on im in the coal mines
Will you eat it...
stinks
but I thought the first Rick's was doing pretty well?
you can't even get pork last time i heard about your culinary adventures
Howmever
I mean it's just a meat
you are free to try it
But klez its haram 😢
Yes
But your area of second location is impractical
Im eating Rice rn
this is the pork i refer to
Now.. i got something to say about rice
I eat that shit
Like almost everyday
my family generally boils it in an enclosed pot for about 12 hours total
I am made of rice
What is the most bizarre shit ive done in bowistan
And wheat
spaced out between several days
interesting
Rice is very nice
Pata you should convince your family to try to make Baleron
shit is goated
Probably not good for my health but i stay skinny enough
Too much rice might be bad for you pata
But rice is pretty nice
Might
It just looks like marbled ham
Who doesn't love it
It could not be
Dont they eat it everyday in east asia
AfD voters
Like some for every meal
ÖMFG
you boil a whole cut of ham for 12 hours in salted water and it comes out as an immensely flavorful and tender meat
shit is GOATED for holiday prep
That is their #1 crop
that's up to you to decide
i adore it and its amazing
based on your own experiences
My family eats it like every 2 days
The other day is macaroni
Hmm
real
I don't understand
Anyway
Almost spilled this mf orange juice on myself
Because someone didnt close it before
also before you worry that its traditional polish food
it isnt
basically nobody except my family does this
I spilled tea all over myself yesterday 😔
🐖
Ow....
Why would i be worried about it being traditional polish food
Look
if you know me
then you'd understand
I'm clumsy
legitimately
It is a precaution because theres a 5% chance it turns you polish
Out of the 3 plates I've had
meaning you will be able to survive a blood alcohol level above 0.80% relatively easily
only 0 have survived
Pat if he was polish
I am currently being forced to use my bowl for everything
maxing out at 1.40%
My uncle did like 8.00% once
Belmein moved eastwards and he saw the orc stand mighty in front of him
"YOU ARE THE WEAK BELEMIN I'M SALVASTERMO" said the giant in a rough guttural voice and paused then he laughed deeply and said "YOU WILL LOSE BELEMIN YOU HAVE NO CHANCE!"
Belemin however smirked and said "Nah I'd win"
0.50%*
Before he went sober
This is my favourite
You dont know my uncle then
no bro
it's physically not possible
your uncle would be a CORPSE
Isn't 5% deadly
if he did 8.00%
1% is deadly
My uncle can be power scaled on a omniversal level
Where did you get it from..
deady 👽
i'd win
He has that Slavic dawg in him
you're not from southern poland youre german
also that would be your grandfather
I'm already Polish
Klez!!! Where did you get this from
you literally eat sauerkraut you criminal
I wrote it
Who is salevrstemro
I got it from me 🐱
Qevie this violates your logic
If my grandfather's grandfather's was an immigrant from claimed to be Poland
The orc giant you were fighting
I am a WATERED DOWN german thank you very much
Do you have any other ones
True...
Like 99% diluted
What's wrong with sauerkraut besides that it tastes bad
let me waterboard you to make this accurate
It's just pickled cabbage
True..
I wonder why there are so many German Americans
Can you do it with alcohol 🤯
cardinal sin to be eaten alongside pierogi
only barbarians do this
you would die upon inhaling it
actually you have german blood
Something about migration during the 1700’s
Probably moved to america during the 19th century
first to react gets a prize
From.. Baden
@cerulean siren it was me
Lying ass ercan
i couldnt tell
Before them
again
Baden Württemberg
I was tho for me
@prime compass does being american for 3 generations remove a europeans supernatural ability to drink 5 litres of alcohol in one night
Do not associate my bloodline with them
It was me this time
Rigged fr
@marsh lance wins
Drops it to 4
NOO
🥰
The first reaction is the first reacted one
Racist
fuck
Smh
@quick idol this is righed
@marsh lance yeah we cant waterboard you with alcohol
Was the alien or crying first for you
rigged
Lets talk now
unsafe
lets kill twovo
Pat paid twovo off
I mean there was potato pierogi, mushroom pierogi and something else
yes
ercan would you play ms paint map war
,pay @cerulean siren 20
Space mw!
@cerulean siren has received your
20
I win
- unusual 2. valid 3. What was this.... something else..
Yeah those are slovakians not polish people
maybe
🙌
idk i dont play mws a lot of nowadays 😔
What's unusual and potato pierogi, for me its the most standard
except for klez's (he can host once every decade)
you should play Bowistan smh
Pierogi already has a potato-ey flavor
you do not stuff it with potato
that is stupid
his mapwars was so peak life itself nerfed it 💔
and counterintuitive
No
😔
you need to live in germany for 5 years and start bringing back your water bottles to get back your Pfand
im sorry
It doesn't taste potatoey dough idk where you got that and also like if you put some garlic and cheese it's more than just potato
you need to survive extensive bureaucracy
Omg PFAND
What is pfand
But you could join in the north west and I could finally get my revenge
I love Pfand
then thats no longer traditional pierogi
fake pole
what hsould i add to map
no
deposit in german
you buy water bottle you pay pfand
you use water bottle and bring back to store
to get back pfand
Ireland
Hei man whats the most based thing I did in bowistan....
Dont say thats up for me to decide
(Add rivers smh)
ok
Pfand is 25 cent
Bro none of my ancestors are actually Poland because it was either the commonwealth, Germany or Russia and now it's modern day lithiania
It was literally a lie
25 cent that you waste if you dont bring back water bottle..
remember..
dont waste money... be a hustler.
Bro my friend collects ALL pfand
School
Garbage
Anywhere
And my last name was changed to be more polish because of discrimination 💀
Do you collect Pfand..
I unveil the newest ercanian canal project
EVIL
Panama ahh
R u bananam
traitors to the fucking republic
Is only 25 cent
they probably don't salute our first constitution huh
First react for a Prize
Not my fault Poland didn't exist
I can't though
In 2009 my uncle was just 25€ short of getting his 20th liver installed to maintain his 8.00 blood alcohol
And he died
Everywhere within these waters will be taxed
What
Did you ever get the list of names i gave
most of them
Are there whales in bowistan
Show show!
@wraith quarry get out of the coal mines i got everything loaded in
My vilmonic game is not saving
KEROSENE YAAAAAAAAA
Amazing
No...
yes
THE WHALING INDUSTRY MUST THRIVE!
Hei man whats the most based thing I did in bowistan....
Dont say thats up for me to decide @frank latch
Can we make it canon I ate one..
These are my invasion plans of the southernpeopleland
no
Death to Walstun
What
Ok
Is this bc ur parents died
Yes
Marco Polo
Death to YOU, yes YOU
alright
Also YOU Sank my ship
i rolled roinburg and its a german server
I sank it
we might have to server hop
You forgot that
,roll 20 counter
:game_die: You rolled 17
Ez
,roll 20 win
:game_die: You rolled 17
@frank latch has my character ever been in a relationship before
,roll 20 lose
:game_die: You rolled 13
nope
My bad
Has he ever experienced any romance
Why did i say this
,roll 20 loose
:game_die: You rolled 7
Ha
Like any at all
,roll 20 looose
:game_die: You rolled 18
i should potentially buy euro truck dlcs
You W
must drive across the western balkans
you'll recognize a few
Yea i know all these
Ok bye chat
ORVION?
the rest are nothing lol
orion reference
What are in the Saphina and Herminia systems
stinky game put me in a US server
@west path which ones the best in your inferior opinion
i escaped germany
relocating to the us rn
Im not there yet
i just joined your server bruh
redistan
Its redia
the german government got me running in loops
is this a social experiment
yapper
okay but i can play on a german server just fine
you struggle with american servers
Add selenia
You're a german agent i knew it
mm no
they run better than european ones
not kidding btw
Ohh
spraken si deoutch
I named Herminia after this chick from octopath traveler COTC
@wraith quarry can you relocate to america server
european servers have worse infrastructure meaning they run slower than american ones
She is the jeff bezos of this universe
Beleminius the hopeless romantic
none of those were "profound"
chat how do i make rivers
evil
sebd hep
MASSIVE W
He must stay in Rosel and find himself a proper Vogalian suitor
That one gas that burns invisibly:
Your pants are experiencing a F1 car racing fuel fire
what
fire produces energy..
energy produces light
this does not make sense
btw thats methanol
If energy produces light, why do i not glow when i eat carbohydrates?
your mom:
wrong type of energy
the one you create is fat pig energy
how do you know you arent glowing on the inside?
You cant just say that after saying energy produces light
Acnaq is playing CK3 🤯
@west path STOP LEAVING AS SOON AS I JOIN
tell him to kill the pope
“Energy produces light!”
“So why don’t i glow”
“Errhmm.. its different!”
Doll biomes first
Have rivers start in mountains and end in lakes or the ocean
Fair point however
my pants aren't on fire.
Your pants are having a methanol fire
inform me when you arrive at lost paradise
i will then hop on
Pig2 emoji 😔
Who's better?
6
9
3
Eyequ
also why does the woman in your pfp look croatian
yes or no
4
5
2
or
true
Who's the best character in fiction (non rigged poll)
4
4
1
Arthur Morgan
What do Croatian women look like
who is better (rigged edition)
4
5
1
Arthur Morgan the GOAT
@frank latch Vorelia confirmed?
apples vs oranges
8
9
1
apples
Thats my name for the Vogalian Colonies
ah
Pronounced Vo-rel-ee-yuh
new server?
@west path join
Pat my character is gonna suffer for the rest of his life but Cover it with a smile 🤫
Never been in a relationship
Both parents are dead
Ig
He uses his journey to cover up his depression
But its futile
What is it
when did his parents die
Yeah my characters parents are fuckin GONE
werent u gonna visit them
Idk
Yes
But..they died
Father died of illness
@prime compass thoughts on the Fnaf MW/rpg concept?
Mother died after not being able to afford food
I love putting drugs in pizza
@hollow garden
actual insanity
youre cooked jsyk
ME?
what is it again
Yeah I am cooked
I didn't like session tbh
But its just so...fein somehow
real
I don't like you not sleeping
But the concept is nice
It just needs some changes in the mw
It was less of a session and more of an Expirement
(It was to see if it's feasible which it is)
Bro is judging me when he too is awake at 2am
Why is he patronizing me
hi
no
Or I tell Casino no gamble
I want to die
The casinos rule worldbox
hi Ercan
What why
A genius idea
Do you exist if you dont stay up reeeeaaaally late
yes I want to ruin my sleep schedule to death
Don't mention it again to me please 🙏
when next session
or I will explode
Ok I will make you sleep
kleznam it time for me to make RIVERS
omg
Ercan knows what's up
real
Ah nice
Ercan is a big fatty
How many do you want there to be
WE DONT UNDERSTAND THIS!!!
im gonna make biomes first and then make rivers come from glaciers, mountains, or lakes
Ok lets talk space mw
How much money has my Company made this year?
Real...
The peak..
chat
You will soon
should i do space mw instead
I think I sent it last session
This is me telling you to sleep btw
Whar about mine
Last session was 18 years ago
Oh pls
It was 31 years ago
belemin you must choose
@prime compass you make around 280B annually
Real
should i make space map war
160B
btu one ill continue
No
What about mine
If you want to
I think you cooked enough on the current one
And taxes take away 5%?
So go with it
ok
but that's just my take
This is after taxes
I sent it in dms
no
Say it again in dms
I have to stay up
Oh wow
Which rank does this get me in the galaxy
im removing the border line
Nvm I saw it
No reason I just like having my sleep schedule cooked
Wdym?
This very upset
Ok next
Whats my Main income source
What are you guys waffling about
Space mw
This chat is "toast"
HOW do i remove border fast
i regret using ms paint now
but
i have to live with consequences of actions
Not funny. Didn't laugh. Very offensive
can't you clear over it with one of the nation's color
I cannot be cancelled
there are no nations right now actually
because i deleted them
they were a concept border but
they're still gonna be in that general area
about shenanigans 
Just use bucket fill and like Sue the background color
Jujutsu shenanigans
Uhm whaty my company Main income source
@wild mason what is this thing
I assume implants
Does anyone want to play city defence mw
YES
this worked thank you
Why is an alligator in the chat
Space tourism
Implants and chips
Cybernetics
Confederal subsidies
Me ill play
Whats confederal thing
Why is a dragon talking to me, nerd
You aren't making much money from resources anymore
I do but not now
Rankist
Yw🔥
I will tell you later
Klez live in the present...there is no guarantee for later
Oh also what was the worlds reaction to the antiproton bomb
Ok i think the guy died
Belemin why did you kill klez
Epic
Sshhhh
now i need
biomes
real
then i can make
rivers real
then the nationssfuehfiwefhwef
@prime compass Execute Order 66
Ok
You got this 🔥 just remember to keep your mountains mostly inland
@prisma flame im sorry
yea theres al ot of inland
Are you sure about removing the exterior outline
I guess actually it could look interesting
Whats confederal baisaeshd
Subsidies
i want to remove all outlines too thats the thing
they get distracting and the colors work to separate them
City mw!
There will be two sides
The attackers
whose abilities include:
Siege Tactics: Use siege weapons to destroy walls or fortifications
• Flanking Maneuvers: much more mobile than the defenders
• Morale Boosts: Rally troops for increased combat efficiency
Your goal is to capture the city's important zones within a month you can call reinforcements but you risk running out of time
Defender abilities:
• Fortify: Strengthen specific locations to make them harder to breach.
• Deploy Traps: Place traps or hazards to delay or damage attackers.
• Ambush Units: Position hidden units for surprise counterattacks.
cook
ok
go for it
Would a less saturated blue look better?
Is this now
i'll see when i add nations but it gives it an aesthetic
Yes but I think chat is currently dead
ping everyone
19 hours...in 19 hour you hosta
From your government
For the weapons that they installed on the moon
I searched it
Ok
what i have currently driven
okay lets name this place up
Höhelyx
currently doing a hamburg to cologne job
berlin has so far had pretty bad job offers and is away from where i usually do stuff
Then venice
Berlin is mid rn
ion have italia unlocked
Nurmadov
xanthar
i should potentially get eurotruck dlcs soon
probably the going east dlc and the italia dlc as my first picks
chatgpt ahh response
idk its what i called yellow aloiens in klez mw because it means yellow in greek or something
baltics
Did you do..Drazon-943
in total i will need 9 dlcs
since this is missing west balkans and greece
albeit im probably gonna ditch baltic sea and scandinavia
How much do they cost
and maybe viva la france
Damn!
Teman
i am thinking of my first ones being italia and west balkans
and then iberia and greece
afterwards going east
then greece and black sea
Bro 💀
and then viva la france
Thats 60 dollars or more
yeah
Just buy another game with that money
I should hop on rimworld soon
idk if its worth it
i may have to resort to something i dont endorse and dislike doing
homwever
they are quite unaffordable
Idk man..
ok time to look at map of earrth
It is buy rdr2..
Buban 7G
7 Gas planets
Well are the north and south near the poles?
Its just a dark elf in traditional armor
odd
What about
Chael
yes
ill make them there
because
wellll then thats assuming
this is a pangea situation
ah ok
So tundra will be surrounding or within the arctic circle
and the corresponding southern equivalent
actually now that i think about it
nah
ill only make tundra NORTH
because
for game sake
So tf is south gonna be
idfk bro
Make it an unbearable tundra
Filled with wild animals
how is that unbearable
And an average temperarure of -90 celsius
if it's fit enough to be filled with animals it ain't unbearable
also
The animals adapted to the climate 🤫
So uh
They can live in -90 Celsius
bullshit
you'll mostly only find aquatic animals at those temperatures
the point of biomes is honestly
just to make a
sttart point
for rivers
so like mountains and glaciers ad stuff
Uhhhhh
No
Beneath the inevitable thick ice layer
assuming the place be frozen ocean
if it's land
yeah not much would be able to live there
they are aquatic animals that evolved to slowly crawl around like worms
their fat helps them move
or atleast anything recognizable as lively
it'll be very slow life
they are amphibians
I mean penguins and polar bears can live in those Temps
and they feed off the aquatic life
under the ice
So land animals need da woter
is manageable because fish are very fatty
and they can swim to warmer waters
Yeah... but they still live in what we considered unbearable, and uninhabitable locations
we are land animals
42 Systems named(inside Imperium)
they are semi-aquatic
still doesn't change the fact that ultimately it relies on the ocean
You'll find mostly bacteria*
Purely land at those temps is not much to see
also true
-90 degrees celsius is unbearable
Man. Yall can not focus on more than one point in a conversation.
Which area next
Thats the average Temperature btw..!
You'd need aquatic life if want macro animals on the land
or this
It could get even colder
lowest reliably measured temperature on Antarctica was set on 21 July 1983, when a temperature of −89.2 °C (−128.6 °F) was observed at Vostok Station.
i doubt anything lives here
Average temperature of -90°C year round
yeah lichen/moss probably be the biggest thing for terrestrial life
what if we implemented biodomes that create a month long artifical summer that lets life temporarily flourish
why
and then leave them functioning for 10 million years
"Make unbearable tundra with wildlife" "how is it unbearable if wildlife" gives example proceeds to try an explain why they live there while trying to disprove a point while proving the point I made 
forced evolution
Generally Antarctica has an average temperature of like -30C which means it's going between like -20 and -40
It's way more bearable than a place without wildlife imo

or going between 0 and -60
there's struggling bearable
And then there's just ya gonna die no matter what
By the way both of those are general costal creatures and so are gonna be more like -30C
Whopper with large fries please. And a Soda.
Fair point
@earnest salmon you're "toast"
@rose forge do you think an ecosystem could exist in a happy meal bag if it was supersized
No. I'm toasty
Okay so ive Finalized the 5 major Races
Racism..
It already exists
Yeah, if you leave a happy meal big out long there will be an ecosystem...
just microscopic
Next Area is the "Typical/Stereotype Aliens"
Eventually it won't even be microscopic bc mold
and not that lively due to the fuck load of preservatives
But also eventually there's be like worms and stuff
Nice
Which would be able to digest the preservatives
that's only if you leave it near or in soil
If you leave it sitting on a counter or something worms ain't ever getting there
yeah that's what i meant
True but then ants and flies and stuff
¯_(ツ)_/¯
Every surface that isn't absolutely scrubbed clean like in labs is pretty much an ecosystem of microbes
And also if it's super sized you would assume that there's be smaller mammalian or reptilian creatures
or well isn't extremely hot ig
Cubxyna
There's more bacterial DNA in/on your body than human DNA
ye
Also if all bacteria stopped existing I'm pretty sure we would be very not happy
'yeah so over there we have the mcdouble fat which houses the fat-sucking forest that sucks out the fat from the ground and uses it to produce a biological product not too dissimilar to soil which other plants grow on'
Auxeri
Uliur
Poatan
Vindo
Volaskag
Nah not me. Trust.
lmao
we must make microbes adapted to life on the sun
Honestly, it could probably already exist
real
but it ain't carbon based life
plasma life do be a theoretical
Well nah, definitely not if it does
yeah we would be dead if you consider algae as bacteria
they'd probably disintegrate if ever go outside the environment of the sun
like pretty much all the food chains collapse
Man. I hope we live long enough where we can force physical genetics to evolve 1000x faster than normal so we can do stereotypical evil sci-fi science 😔
1 serving of superheated gas please!
lol
also plasma doesn't necessarily have to be hot
just the electrons need to get flowin
Kind of funny how that works
chat i think i suck at making rivers
humanity should dedicate itself towards having life colonizing every nook and cranny of the galaxy
we must create bacteria that can create bridges over the vacuum of space that transport nutrients to one another in highways
Get so hot you end up cooling yourself down and becoming a heavy gas liquid
which is then used to house additional life
Rhedor
Epipher
Litotes
even the heat death of the universe isn't killing jimmy the microbe once we're done with the megaproject 🙏
,I mean we rely on bacteria for stuff like digestion and creating proteins occasionally I think
ok imn beyond cooked
Quasarpe
Me when I swim into the river of poop: 
@cerulean siren here also this
eat this resource
where the thickness at
oki
i erased like everything including states multipl times now
i think im getting indecisive
Ok gn chat!!
fascists of america
badnight
I'm the sigma lil bro
In the big 2024 is crazy work
its true
wait thats genuis
for the Space MW immaking
imjust gonna gernate the maps
BOOM
978 planets done
the north part is disgusting
itll be mostly tundra anyway not many are gonna be there
this is cool
probably easier to do if have elevation map
too complicated remember this whole premise is MS PAINT mw
just make it shades of gray so can go make it white later ig
helps to have reference points for river
the rivers are good enoughhh
why did i spend so much time trying to make rivers
this is a literal simplistic map war 😔
idk
Why'd ya even do rivers then :P
gl
Add... NUKES
so instead of making the map for the planet manualy
something like this
i just forgot the name of the tool
but it makes like random maps n stuff
Nah add lakes. I'll make a landmass of trash in the lake to make the map. trust
You could use azgaar too and trace the map
This looks cool
true
yeah i just found it
may incorporate it into my mw idk
What is it's name
I finna use that shit
@frosty drum Skillerz have you watched avatar the last Airbender
Yes I watched the entire show in 3 days
10/10 show btw
Noice
What are your thoughts on it
Fr
Really good
Side note about korra
While I like that it's expanding on the lore
Parts of it is just.....
Meh....
I watched Korra first
It has a nice place in my heart
The spirit giants, mechas and the nuke are too wacky
I just don't like the Sudden change from Medievel to modern
I don't like the more modern theme
And personally I would have favoured if they only focused on one story
Fair
I think they jumped with it a bit too fast too
Specifically tech wise
And of the city
Well in the first series the fire nation was already in the Victorian era
And we were watching from the perspective of a medieval world
but here it's flipped
But it takes place in the earth Kingdom
Which is shown to still be in the Medievel era
The earth kingdom is still to a large degree medieval and fedual
yes but I'm just saying that our perspectives in both shows are different
In the first we are seeing it from protagonists who come from a low tech area
While in the second we are seeing it from protagonists who come form a high tech area
The united republic Is literally the US
And republic city is new york
I really don't like republic city
are yiy gyts ttalking about
avatar
omg
Another cool detail I noticed is
The brothers are both fire and earth benders
Which makes sense because it takes place in the earth Kingdom continent
And there was probably resettlement of firebenders to the continent in the 100 years war
CHRISTY JOLLYMAS MERRYBODY
Merry Christmas wobux 
@hollow garden
You need to balance it
NO
Think of it as a sphere
actually its not the entier world
what pride flag is this
jollly jolly jolly
Their mother is a fire nation colonialist in the fire nation colonies which became republic city while their father is an immigrant who came to republic city from Ba sing sa I think it's a beautiful touch and pairs well with the show's themes about what republic city is about especially season 4
So this is a continent that's north of the equator?
~bt
Kuvira does have some points though
@wild mason: Her mother is an immigrant from the Fire Nation colony that became Republic City, and her father is an immigrant from the Basin Republic, which I think fits the theme of the show. Republic City is very beautiful. Especially in the fourth season
Wb members trying not to bt everything challenge
no it just doesnt go south enough
~owoify
@stable kettle: owo wb membews twying noot tu bt evewything chawwenge :3
zamn
can you make bowistan level biome map
buddy its ms paint
its suppsoed to be
SIMPLISTIC
BoW originally used paint 3d i think
Bookish it scares me 🥺
@west path ibis paint
RIP Paint 3d you will be missed
here is a nose i made in ms paint
@rose forge how did you do this
too lazy for all this tsuff besides who cares abot biomes anyway
which doesnt even have layers btw
Bookish the Blue
the thing about layers is that im prettty sure i can only save layers by saving as seperate images and then loading them all at once
give me all ur cc
I'm not sure I'm ass at biome maps too
ok new plan
I NEVER MENTION IT
there we go fixed
does anyone have an iphone
tbh i was looking at biomes on earth but they dont even match maybe i should try pangea
@wild mason do you believe in the historical right of the earth nation to republic city
Or do you believe in the sovereignty and self determination of it
It was once sovereign but not anymore.
nope make a biome map
why did aang decide to unite some nations
heres the bowistan one for reference
This is so hot
Just like how Britain may lay claimant to the US but can't do much about it.
The northern part especially
Well in the series they were going to conquer it
Bow ripoff
i wonder how i could encourage interest in worldbuilding mw
Oh I was spot on. My land is on a forest biome. So my shenanigans about the monkey army was correct, huh.
