🎲game-room

[hollow garden]

Can I ally with the SDF

[prime compass]

Ok bomb the isis

[hollow garden]

And ISIS

[prime compass]

Israel

Adesanya

Chama

[frank latch]

military strength
economic control
population
control of resources

[prime compass]

When will the UN step in btw

[wild mason]

OK and if you don't grant them independence it seems like they are gearing up to get it on their terms

Which would be even worse for you

[spring bison]

USA uses nuclear weapons on ISIS

@prime compass @hollow garden @frosty drum

[hollow garden]

Condone this

[prime compass]

Invade the rest of ISIS

[hollow garden]

Saying that the US should also use them on the rebels

As the rebels are all terrorist

Unlike me

I'm just the arab h man

[wraith quarry]

combined military force could remain the same, economic control (free trade) would still be basically the same, population okay..., and again you could have access to this stuff

[frank latch]

only because of the East

[prime compass]

Invade HTS and SDF and build defence all around our borders...

[spring bison]

Damascus is nuked

[wraith quarry]

and its not like they're exactly buddy buddy with the east

[hollow garden]

Good

[wraith quarry]

the public opinion within terroe remains largely the same

[hollow garden]

@spring bison change the capital to Latakia

[wild mason]

OK

[hollow garden]

and start our counter offensive

[wild mason]

If they fight a bloody independence war

[prime compass]

Klezy bear how could you 😢

[wild mason]

Do you think they will still like you

Probably not

[prime compass]

Chat what game do I play wait

[wild mason]

CK4

[prime compass]

Fortnite
Ea fc 24
Sekiro
Spiderman 2
Stray
Mafia

[prime compass]

Nuke istanbul

Oh wait

Wait!

@spring bison blitzkrieg bashar...and kill EVERYONE

[wild mason]

Ok this looks so peak

[hollow garden]

Skyrim mod?

[spring bison]

kurdish wonder weapons are used

[wild mason]

Yes

[spring bison]

Kurds are about to take over

[hollow garden]

@spring bison ask the Kurds to welcome me

I will give them legitimacy

And make Syria
Kurdis

Kurdia

[prime compass]

Promise them their own Land if they help me kill Bashar

[balmy epoch]

@spring bison I join as the Kurds

[prime compass]

I love Türkiye

@hollow garden do you agree

[hollow garden]

no

[balmy epoch]

@hollow garden ceasefire, we must fight Turkey

[hollow garden]

I have a negative perception of the Turkish government

[prime compass]

But..

[hollow garden]

But the country is beautiful

[prime compass]

Yeah

[hollow garden]

And it's people are awesome

[balmy epoch]

I will recognize you as the legitimate government of Syria

[prime compass]

Thats what I say

[hollow garden]

Like anywhere else in the world

[hollow garden]

Then yes

[balmy epoch]

call in the peshmerga to help us

[hollow garden]

Who are you

[balmy epoch]

we are making a Kurdistan

[prime compass]

Ok im hezbollah now
Make peace with the kurds and focus on bashar

[balmy epoch]

the Kurds

[hollow garden]

Deal

Let's destroy HTS

[balmy epoch]

and Turkey

Ankara will be burned

[hollow garden]

To get jolani

[prime compass]

What does HTS stand for

[balmy epoch]

Hayat Tahrir al-Sham

[hollow garden]

Haya2t Tahrir Al sham

[spring bison]

Israel

[prime compass]

Ok

ISRAEL

NUKE IT

[hollow garden]

WHAT

What is netenyahu doin

[wild mason]

Wait did they fully annex Palestine ☠️

[prime compass]

Strike his house btw

[hollow garden]

@spring bison ask netenyahu to respectfully stop

[hollow garden]

Well this is probably what's going to happen

[prime compass]

@spring bison start bombing israel military camps

[spring bison]

yes

[hollow garden]

Aren't the Israeli authorities preparing to Annex the west bank

[hollow garden]

WHAT

Not Sinai!

[wild mason]

I think so

[hollow garden]

@spring bison ask Egypt to retake the Sinai

[prime compass]

@hollow garden lets put our war aside and fight the israel

[hollow garden]

Goober I'm Bashar

We are allies

[prime compass]

Yeah i think I kill you now

[hollow garden]

I wonder what will happen to the Palestinians in the west bank

The current Israeli government doesn't seem like they will give them citizenship

[prime compass]

Skibidi toilet..

[prime compass]

They send them to germany...

[hollow garden]

Did you buy the new skibdi skin honey bee

[prime compass]

I mean I could buy it

Do I?

[balmy epoch]

not yet

[marsh lance]

I WONT

[spring bison]

Kurdish wonder weapons are destroyed

[prime compass]

ISIS

[hollow garden]

no

Actually yes

[prime compass]

WHAT

Klez no pls

I will get bully

[prime compass]

Start fighting isis

[hollow garden]

Damn ISIS is getting strong

@spring bison can I ally with Israel

I will be their client

[prime compass]

Not as strong as the Power of Friendship

[wild mason]

What if they are collaborating with Israel 😱

[spring bison]

they want golan and lebanon

[wild mason]

IDK how serious this mw is

[spring bison]

0%

[balmy epoch]

I switch to isis

[prime compass]

Wow

[prime compass]

WOW

[hollow garden]

Grant them Lebanon and Golan

Just let them stabilize my reign

[balmy epoch]

actually no

I switch to Israel

[prime compass]

What about me 😢

[hollow garden]

@spring bison attack Idlib and Aleppo

[hollow garden]

What reign

[quick idol]

Peak mapwar right there

[spring bison]

honey bee uses nuclear weapons on the west bank

[quick idol]

can i be...

cyprus

[prime compass]

Keep pushing isis and make peace with Israel..

[balmy epoch]

https://tenor.com/view/israel-israel-superhero-am-yisrael-chai-israeli-flag-gif-16069792012856888850

[balmy epoch]

no peace

[prime compass]

Pls honey bear

[balmy epoch]

only if you convert to Judaism

[prime compass]

Never

[quick idol]

@spring bison i join as idlib and aleppo (only those 2 cities)

[prime compass]

Chat do I buy the Nike Air Max 90 'Nordic'

[spring bison]

kurdistan is destroyed

[prime compass]

No..

@spring bison bomb isis

[frosty drum]

@spring bison do absolutely nothing

[hollow garden]

Can I declare independence

As the alawite state

[hollow garden]

@spring bison who is skillerz

I finna take his territory

[prime compass]

Klez i didnt raise you like this

[spring bison]

he comes back

[frosty drum]

Lebanon

[prime compass]

PEAK moment

@spring bison request iraq help in fighting isis

[wild mason]

@midnight ocean do you ever wanna do an elder kings 2 multiplayer btw

[spring bison]

Chemical weapons are used on kurdistan

[balmy epoch]

wrong chat

[prime compass]

I support this btw

[quick idol]

I join as him

@spring bison execute amazting in kuwait

[prime compass]

Ercan help me fight Isis!

[spring bison]

Iran is destroyed again

[quick idol]

get literallythepope on that

[prime compass]

I celebrate

[spring bison]

eyequ declares independence

[prime compass]

@balmy epoch do I buy this..

[quick idol]

flood his territory with vegetables

Airdrop boxes of fruits

[prime compass]

@hollow garden what you think

[balmy epoch]

yes

[prime compass]

Are you real rn or just saying that

[prime compass]

Nuke eyequ

[quick idol]

@spring bison gather up grass from baghdad and throw it at eyequ

[spring bison]

Israel is invaded

[cerulean siren]

Can i be the United States

[prime compass]

NOOO

[quick idol]

@spring bison land on washington dc

Burn the white house

[prime compass]

Invade isis and send all opponents to prison

[prime compass]

@quick idol do I buy

[quick idol]

Yes

[hollow garden]

Can I hijack

[frosty drum]

I want independence

[hollow garden]

no

[midnight ocean]

Who

[prime compass]

Klez look at ping

[quick idol]

PLEASE DO

[hollow garden]

You will be a part of Israel

[quick idol]

i am DYING from the lack of klez mw

[spring bison]

this was ofc a joke map
here is the real one

[prime compass]

Invade isis!

[quick idol]

@spring bison i declare war on YOU

[prime compass]

@hollow garden buy or no

[west path]

whar

[prime compass]

Can klez respond

Oh

[west path]

@cunning niche wyd after seeing this

[quick idol]

He invades again

[spring bison]

mw end

[prime compass]

Revolution in Jerusalem

[spring bison]

curious

[wild mason]

CK3 mod for tamriel

[midnight ocean]

I would maybe be down

[quick idol]

The region is called Palestine 🤓 ☝️

[wild mason]

Do you know anything about the politics of Tamriel

[midnight ocean]

No but I know how to play ck3 so

[wild mason]

Okay well you can't treat it like Europe when Zombies and magic exist

[midnight ocean]

Sure

Why alien

[wild mason]

Does bro even know about the Thrassian plague

[midnight ocean]

I meant sure as in ok

Like okay

[wild mason]

Imagine the black death bit 2x worse

Oh

[midnight ocean]

This would happen if Ercan went outside btw

[wild mason]

Okay so in the lore the Sloads, the necromancer slug people who turn their own babies into soap created an artificial plague that wiped out half of Tamriel
In response they set aside all their petty wars for a brief moment to take take revenge on the Sloads

[midnight ocean]

Decafa is probably a sload irl

[hollow garden]

City mw!
There will be two sides
The attackers
whose abilities include:
Siege Tactics: Use siege weapons to destroy walls or fortifications
• Flanking Maneuvers: much more mobile than the defenders
• Morale Boosts: Rally troops for increased combat efficiency
Your goal is to capture the city's important zones within a month you can call reinforcements but you risk running out of time
Defender abilities:
• Fortify: Strengthen specific locations to make them harder to breach.
• Deploy Traps: Place traps or hazards to delay or damage attackers.
• Ambush Units: Position hidden units for surprise counterattacks.

Stormbark is an essential city in the war

If it doesn't fall by the end of the month

The blue nation will be able to recover

[spring bison]

@frank latch is this real

[hollow garden]

But if it falls it seals the war

[prime compass]

Klez i dont think i can take part

Ill try

[wild mason]

This is a pretty bad time to host

People are tired from FOSH MW

[frank latch]

Klez trying not to steal my map war ideas 😔

[hollow garden]

NOO

[prime compass]

Btw im defender

[prime compass]

Also this not good time as blumi said

[hollow garden]

Well this is a light mw

[hollow garden]

True

[prime compass]

Do npc vs me

[hollow garden]

You are right belemin

[prime compass]

[hollow garden]

I will host it later

[prime compass]

After you sleep..

[hollow garden]

🤫

[midnight ocean]

Literally

[hollow garden]

I just woke up 6 hours ago belemin

[prime compass]

@hollow garden hey does this look good

[prime compass]

Klez this is excuse

[hollow garden]

This lowkey fire

[prime compass]

Wallah?

[wild mason]

Btw if we do play Elder Kings 2 I have no idea how crossbreeding affects heirs since elves, humans, and orcs can mix

[midnight ocean]

It’s probably just cosmetic unless races have actual traits linked to them in which case probably just rng

[wild mason]

There's star signs and Khajiit stocks. Basically some Khajiit are just humans with cat ears and tails, while others are literally just intelligent housecats.

[prime compass]

Ok bye

[midnight ocean]

This is making me realize I need more things to autistically yap about

[wild mason]

The Elder scrolls world has been like

A second world I think about sometimes

Sibce like 2016

[vital latch]

just get addicted to nintendo games

[midnight ocean]

Ew no

[vital latch]

i can yap for hours about splatoon and kirby

[west path]

i rise

[midnight ocean]

I would not be addicted to solatoon

[midnight ocean]

Go to sleep

[west path]

no you just dont yap enough about the stuff you already know

[wild mason]

Fish got banned for accidentally posting a TOS screenshot

[west path]

you literally have dwarf fort, kenshi and caves of qud

[vital latch]

why do people hate nintendo so much the worst thing they do is take down videos which they are entirely within their right to do (even though its kinda scummy)

[west path]

damn allah is merciful

[west path]

proof

its only 1am

[wild mason]

I got Abazting vilnomic

Do you think he'll actually play it

[west path]

idk maybe

[midnight ocean]

Guh

[balmy epoch]

@rose cape renegade raider

[wild mason]

Guh

[west path]

Guh

[balmy epoch]

finally

no more fish mw

[midnight ocean]

https://youtube.com/shorts/gSaDYzl7tTE?si=gxWerXWy4Wgd9feq

[midnight ocean]

Peak

[wraith quarry]

@rose cape Renegade raider

[west path]

they unbanned fish

killing myself

[wraith quarry]

rate my mineshaft

[west path]

not as good as you hosting fish mw

[wraith quarry]

yeah, but eye let it slide

[balmy epoch]

fish mw is shit btw

[wraith quarry]

he said he was saving it 🤔

[balmy epoch]

wake up

[wraith quarry]

please refer to the poll in hoster server

#1315356177693020222 message

[west path]

no

its goated

best mw

[wraith quarry]

thats a stretch

[west path]

according to my preferences

[west path]

not!

[wraith quarry]

🤤

[wild mason]

Cheater btw

[wraith quarry]

whar

i need coal actually

@west path go to the coal mines child

[west path]

no

die

[wraith quarry]

guh my mines dont have any coal in the storage bunker

i can't live without my ocean

but

i hate

all the caves

near the ocean

are water filled

[wild mason]

Respiration + Depth Strider + Aqua Infinity

[wraith quarry]

I have allat

and still hate it

[gilded harbor]

💀

It's talking about plastics but

It literally looks satirical

[prisma flame]

r/nottheonion

[gilded harbor]

That's what I thought

[midnight ocean]

@wild mason when are we playing ck

[west path]

i may have turned anti tourist

entitled americans piss me off

[frosty drum]

Is there any mws being hosted on Christmas eve and Christmas Day?

Because we should not allow that

[gilded harbor]

But the profits

[west path]

yeah but i dont care

they're extremely materialist and treat polish people like shit

and since they're tourists they don't even learn or understand our culture

[gilded harbor]

True

[gilded harbor]

Did they make fun of pierogi

[west path]

no they genuinely just treat us like shit

[gilded harbor]

Tbf

They also probably treat everyone like shit

Doesn't change anything though ofc just saying

[cerulean siren]

Skillerz moment

[hollow bobcat]

@wraith quarry What happened

[west path]

no we dont...?

oh wait

youre referring to the americans

i might be stupi

[gilded harbor]

Yeah

[west path]

yeah idk why they get away with this

the only reason they even got in that situation is genuinely just being lucky bruh 😭

thats where their entitlement stems from

they dont even earn that much money either

[gilded harbor]

I mean it might be a lil confirmation bias

Cause if people aren't being stupid or acting out you probs won't notice then

[frosty drum]

This was W btw

[west path]

there are permanent american residents here who are normal

[west path]

yes but literally every american i see acts out 🕊️

they cant adapt to the culture unless theyre not tourists

[frosty drum]

I'm not wrong

[west path]

i would be so happy if we could just... get them off polish streets

since they harass people its crazy

we here are taught how to be respectful in other areas

if you dont know how to do this, you shouldnt be travelling

[wild mason]

DID SOMEONE SAY

'MURICAAAAA

[west path]

yes

[wild mason]

is this an amazting reference

[west path]

american tourists suck

🐖

[wild mason]

they got that moolah tho

[west path]

money doesnt matter if theyre treating the culture and people like shit

[wild mason]

except for those wannabe spiritual tourists who are broke but wanna seem cool

[west path]

and being extremely materialistic entitled pricks

their whole brain faculties would COLLAPSE if they met someone in the same income bracket

[wild mason]

biggie cheese to that

[wild mason]

real

[prisma flame]

i am an american who could be a tourist

😠

i am very offended (very)

[west path]

real..

[wild mason]

the hallmark of the hegemon is to assume every foreign country is worse in their bad aspects by at least ten times

[prisma flame]

btw most american sterotypes are true

[quick idol]

Hello people

[west path]

if they arent being extremely disrespectful and can conduct themselves then i think thats ok?

[wild mason]

deadass america has gun problems? Korea has it ten times worse (real logic i encountered)

[prisma flame]

like seriously idk anything about europe passed base knowledge

[quick idol]

nah, ALL of them are

[prisma flame]

if i went to europe i would be like an alien there

[west path]

real

[wild mason]

america has homelessness? Europe has everyone in the streets.

[prisma flame]

do you guys even drive cars smh

[quick idol]

yeah everyones in the streets, thats where their houses are duh

[wild mason]

word

true true ercan

[west path]

literally be quiet, dont judge people, dont smile unless youre immersed in discussion with friends or other folk + avoid being entitled materialist

[west path]

yes 😔

well we have alternatives

trains, buses, metro, trams

[prisma flame]

no i mean its alien to me

[wild mason]

don't y'all know?

[prisma flame]

american suburbs are insane

theyre so

BLAND

bro

[west path]

yeah they're hell on earth

what did xuddy expect

[quick idol]

arent you an alien already

[wild mason]

cars were invented by the heavenly immortal liberated spirit axis king Ford.

[prisma flame]

my parents couldve lived in saudi arabia and be rich with their construction company

but nooo

they had to go to america

[west path]

yeah i live on the street

[prisma flame]

because its colder and cause its america

[west path]

its pretty comfy here

[wild mason]

oi oi

[west path]

True

[wild mason]

that' 2k a month in nyc

[prisma flame]

then again

[west path]

the petrodollar my beloved

[prisma flame]

i wouldnt watn to live in saudi arabia either

[west path]

real

[prisma flame]

america isnt so bad in that case

[wild mason]

living on the street next to your own parking spot (u have to fight for it) and a dumpster nearby for ease? 2k easy.

[west path]

btw this is better than saudi arabia since saudi arabia struggles with civil rights and you'd likely not get access to a horrible amount of welfare programs

[quick idol]

do they hold gladiator duels for parking spots

[wild mason]

sometimes

[prisma flame]

yea

it is better

but tbh i wouldve rather lived in britain

[west path]

lowballing it

its like 3.5k

[prisma flame]

also i wouldve had a british accent

[wild mason]

weapons are prmitive but their fighting style is brutal

[prisma flame]

that would be funny

[west path]

i fucking hate the british for using shivs

those weapons are so mid

[wild mason]

real

[prisma flame]

at least we americans use guns everywhere

my dad owns a gun

like

[west path]

HELL NAW

[prisma flame]

everyone i know has access to a gun

[wild mason]

i saw a british dude with a short sword

[west path]

britain is WORSE by the US

by a wide wide margin

[quick idol]

british people when they have to brush their teeth

[west path]

immense margin

[rose forge]

i dunno any gun owners near me

[wild mason]

roblox jumpscare

[prisma flame]

what state

[rose forge]

Northern Virginia

[prisma flame]

wtf

im in maryland bro

[rose forge]

there is a shooting range nearby tho

[quick idol]

Is virginia even real

[prisma flame]

maybe people just have guns in my area

[rose forge]

probably

[wild mason]

who knows

[prisma flame]

no btw its fake

[west path]

dont you live in suburbia

this is probably the case

for that reason

[rose forge]

Middle class suburban area ere

[west path]

suburbia stinks

[prisma flame]

i live in the suburbs right next to baltimore city

[rose forge]

tho is a lower class neighborhood nearby

[west path]

this explains everything btw

[quick idol]

Ging there rn

[west path]

never go to baltimore

[rose forge]

explains the guns lol

[prisma flame]

i am a baltimorian

but like

since im not in the city

[west path]

nvm youre adapted to it

[prisma flame]

its not the same culture

[quick idol]

My condolences

[west path]

this guy has bullet proof skin

[prisma flame]

its kinda like it but

[west path]

shits crazy

[prisma flame]

bro

[west path]

@prisma flame which would harm you more

[prisma flame]

we had someone shot in our school

and like

[west path]

british shiv or american handgun bullet

[prisma flame]

the next day we still had to go to school

[prisma flame]

shiv

what the fuck is a knife bro

[west path]

real

[prisma flame]

at least im used to guns

[west path]

americans evolved to have bulletproof skin flesh and organs

quite overpowered

[prisma flame]

we have more guns than people

by a large margin

thats crazy

👽

[west path]

EAGLE

[prisma flame]

btw the eagle only now became our official national bird

[west path]

Now if only this was public transit availability instead of guns..

[quick idol]

@prisma flame opinion on 🛢️

[west path]

im aware

[rose forge]

yeah that was weird

[prisma flame]

alternate timeline

[west path]

i watch washington post shorts

[prisma flame]

SAME OMG

OMG

🤯

[west path]

they've surprisingly adapted really well to social media

[quick idol]

i should've been america's national bird instead

[west path]

even though theyre a newspaper company

[west path]

can you even fly

[prisma flame]

im pretty sure benjamin franklin wanted it to be the turkey

[quick idol]

With enough tries maybe

[prisma flame]

which tbh wouldve also fit

when you consider it

but then imagine ACTUAL turkey

[west path]

is your gravity so high that its actually reversed

[prisma flame]

popping up

[west path]

and you just float

[prisma flame]

oh btw

[west path]

this sounds to me like free dinner btw

[prisma flame]

a bald eagle flew past my school window a few days ago

that was neat

[quick idol]

Holy foreshadowing

[prisma flame]

yea it'd be weird if we ate our national bird

at least bald eagles are like revered bro

[west path]

ive seen falcons and owls more times in my life than seeing black people

[prisma flame]

this is crazy to me since at least 40% of the people here are black

and even more in the city

[west path]

poland is a bubble

we're an ethnostate

[sullen pawn]

Obese ass Azerbaijani bird as the American bird

[west path]

and i live in a rural area

Thus

i literally only see native polish people

there are like

[prisma flame]

the one thing you won't get is

[west path]

only 2 turkish immigrants living in my town

[quick idol]

Moving there rn

[prisma flame]

at least in maryland

the baltimore area

[sullen pawn]

I mean obviously there’s no black people in Eastern Europe

[prisma flame]

there are a LOT of muslims

like whole large communities

[west path]

there are

quite a few

[west path]

normal

[prisma flame]

of people from south asia / middle east too

and asia

[west path]

america is an immigrant country

this is normal

[west path]

and for some fucking reasons

[prisma flame]

and im ONE OF THEM

[west path]

you guys ARE TRYING TO CRACK DOWN ON IT

like??

😭

[sullen pawn]

Were slaves even sent to that area
I was under the impression it was just the triangle trade

[west path]

actual stupidity

[quick idol]

the entire country immigrates somewhere every monday

[quick idol]

Like the land

[prisma flame]

we used to have ellis island where people could just walk in to the country

[west path]

true

[prisma flame]

unironically reinstate it bro

[sullen pawn]

Fuck no

[west path]

this would help the american economy btw

[sullen pawn]

There aren’t enough jobs 👽

[prisma flame]

didnt the libertarian party want that last election

[west path]

there are

[wheat aspen]

idk the topic but we gotta blow up everything

[west path]

more than enough

[prisma flame]

why couldnt they win ttbh

[wheat aspen]

all of it

gone

right now

[sullen pawn]

maybe… fix your own nation instead of coming here (yes I know this is close minded)

[west path]

corpos just arent hiring because relief package pay is better than having to hire employees

🤑

[quick idol]

Nobody knows john thirdparty

[sullen pawn]

like El Salvador

[wild mason]

https://tenor.com/view/blocked-meme-blocked-bateman-patrick-patrick-bateman-gif-25526259

[sullen pawn]

They fixed their nation instead of immigrating here

[prisma flame]

bro

[west path]

Garlic idk if u know this but

[sullen pawn]

I have nothing against immigrants btw

[prisma flame]

we need to 1. abolish electoral college and 2. put in ranked voting

real

[west path]

there are enough jobs to cover for immigrants

that is not a concern

[sullen pawn]

Not good paying low labor jobs

[west path]

and it would help reinstate a middle class

[west path]

immigrants take up blue collar work

[wild mason]

Are guns really easily purchasable in the states.

[prisma flame]

garlic what is your opinion on us potentially fighting the cartels

[west path]

and local high labor businesses will take them up since they wont be able to afford automation

[sullen pawn]

More or less

[west path]

the market will make jobs if they're missing

[prisma flame]

imagine being born just in time to fight in texas 👽

[sullen pawn]

We need to militarily occupy northern Mexico and shoot every cartel member we see

[west path]

Now this economic stimulus could be used to fund stuff like education and healthcare

and public transit

which will then boost income brackets of the population

and bring back the middle class

[quick idol]

we need TIER LIST VOTING where we put the canditates on a tier list 🔥

[west path]

i think you only need a license which isnt terribly hard to obtain

handguns need even less i think

[prisma flame]

that is ranked voting btw

[west path]

in poland you need to have been trained by a professional

[sullen pawn]

Handguns are hard to get

[prisma flame]

or at least more like score voting

[west path]

have to have been handling guns for like

5 years with an instructor

to even DREAM of getting your license

[sullen pawn]

It’s easier to get an AR than a handgun

[west path]

to handle firearms

and you cant own them unless u have a business

they have to be for commercial use like firing ranges

[west path]

wild

[quick idol]

I mean like this

[sullen pawn]

all they do is give you a background check and make sure you aren’t phsyco, then you wait 30 days for some more evaluations, and boom you got a gun

[west path]

army veterans get this process facilitated because you know

army veterans

• they can keep their army guns as mementos

as long as they're safely kept and not actually capable of being used

[west path]

damn

thats stupid easy

what the fuck

[sullen pawn]

I mean what more should happen

[west path]

btw whats yalls take on 13 year olds being allowed to own and drive boats in poland

[prisma flame]

the problem i have with guns is how kids have easy access to them

[wild mason]

i need an interpreter in #📷worldbox-screenshots, i think i encountered a dumbass

[prisma flame]

what the fuclk are boats

[west path]

its quite a based law

[sullen pawn]

That’s not the governments fault that’s the owners fault

[west path]

sorry i meant overfishing vehicles

[prisma flame]

oh ok

yea thats

whatever

[west path]

you guys NEED salmon on your table

[prisma flame]

how do you guys feel about drinking age at 21

[west path]

and it NEEDS to be frozen for 10 days

[prisma flame]

hahaha

[wild mason]

Big Salmon conspiracy

[west path]

ours is 18

[prisma flame]

you can join / be drafted into the army before being able to drink

[quick idol]

We should also let them own warships

[west path]

14 with a parent i think

[quick idol]

and invade sweden

[prisma flame]

bro

we would cry

[wild mason]

what boats we talkin

[prisma flame]

tbh drinking age

kinda based

kinda

except it DOESNT mtater

everyone bypasses it anyway

[wild mason]

mtater

[hollow bobcat]

They're stupid to care anyway so no

[west path]

nvm theres no drinking age you just cant buy it

😭

we can drink at any age

literally

[prisma flame]

thats insane

im pretty sure they id check you everywhere here

also

maryland is one of the few states where alcohol in gorcery stores is illegal

which means

ive unironically NEVER seen alcohol before

[west path]

WHAT

every store i go to has alcohol in it

literally every single one

[prisma flame]

ive literally never seen alcohol before

[west path]

except appliance stores

[prisma flame]

not bait not an exaggeration

[wild mason]

is everyone in poland drunk is this how their language advanced

[prisma flame]

ive never seen alcohol in my life

in its drinkable form

[west path]

i wish

but no

[prisma flame]

no bottles nothing

[wild mason]

sure bookie

sure

[west path]

then drink disinfectant

it has pure ethanol in it usually

[prisma flame]

theres no possible chance i couldve seen alcohol

[prisma flame]

buddy you what i mean

[west path]

@prisma flame Would you drink polish spirytus?

it has a 92% alcohol content

[prisma flame]

what is that

im never drinking alcohol in my existence as a human being

btw

we have weed everywhere in maryland now

but no alcohol in grocery stores

[west path]

rubbing alcohol thats also technically safe to drink

technically

you can only take like the worlds smallest shot

[sullen pawn]

Muslim moment

[west path]

without being at risk

[prisma flame]

im a staunch atheist

[west path]

valid by thee way

[sullen pawn]

Drink it

[west path]

alcohol isn't great if u dont want addictions

[prisma flame]

btw this changes fast if someone convinces me in person

i doubt it though

[west path]

or like

[sullen pawn]

everyone should get drunk and highs least once

[west path]

aren't depressed

and have mental fortitude

[prisma flame]

nuh uh

[west path]

being drunk sucks

it eats away at your mental faculty

also idk how but i think my family line might have the ability to sober up at will

deadass shits crazy

[prisma flame]

bro

ive possiibly

dead

ass

never seen a drunk perosn

perosn

person

[sullen pawn]

Maybe… Your family is ... pure sigma

https://tenor.com/view/wolf-wolf-kiss-k9-desire-lick-gif-3061077722609165514

[west path]

my big brother can drink 10 bottles of alcohol and remain sober

4,5%

[sullen pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/dolittle-tiger-animal-snarl-snarling-gif-25602002

[prisma flame]

alien

what does alcohol even smell like btw

[west path]

basically like disinfectant

it sort of can sting your nose if you arent used to it

[hollow garden]

Alcohol is mid anyway

It's overrated

[west path]

i would say it has the 'depth' of perfume in the sense that it hits and corrodes your nasal passages by making them dry up if its sprayed directly at you

[hollow garden]

Huh why?

[west path]

that but with a bit of a different smell alongside it

[hollow garden]

That seems like an odd law

In my city there is only one official alcohol licenser

[prisma flame]

idk why originally but ig now they keep it because it helps small alcohol businesses since people have to go to them instead of their local grocery store

[west path]

ja ciebie przyniosę na Polską impreze i se zobaczysz

[prisma flame]

which country

[hollow garden]

Fair enough I suppose

[west path]

do u guys have dedicated tobacco stores

we do

i have one in my town

[hollow garden]

Egypt

[prisma flame]

no we have tobacco everywhere

[prisma flame]

makes sense

[west path]

cooked

[prisma flame]

do you guys have weed dispensaries

[west path]

ive actually taken tobacco

[west path]

no

[west path]

ngl

[prisma flame]

bro

[west path]

it just irritates your nose

kinda mid

[prisma flame]

maryland has weed dispensaries everywhere

like

half my schhool does weed

unironically

[west path]

wtf

[hollow garden]

Unreal

[west path]

arent u guys teenagers isnt that illegal

if a polish person was caught with weed they'd be fucking quartered by the authorities

[hollow garden]

It is but like

[prisma flame]

its legal to buy weed at 21 so they just use their older siblings / parents / friends weed

and it spreads insanely fast

[west path]

no mercy 7 years of jailtime

for possessing cannabis

[prisma flame]

its legal here

they wont care tbh

even if its a minor

[hollow garden]

Tbh I feel like this is unfair

[west path]

killing myself

[west path]

It is not!

[hollow garden]

Victims of Illegal substances shouldn't be punished

but should be rehabilitated

[west path]

we are extensively educated on this and police units are sent in to give us a briefing

[prisma flame]

bro my friend went to SCHOOL high asf

and the teacher didnt care

[west path]

which generally adds to our attention span

during the lecture

[hollow garden]

Average

[prisma flame]

like she said if you're gonna smoke weed at least do it in the woods not the bathroom

[west path]

about alcohol and crime awareness

[west path]

also fake

[west path]

true

[west path]

our culture promotes personal responsibility

[wraith quarry]

we should execute everybody who breaks the law

[west path]

it is your responsibility to stay away from those substances as you are aware they are against the law and are dangerous to your health

[hollow garden]

well It's probably because my city is relatively small

[west path]

this is why we are educated and made heavily aware of them and their implications

[prisma flame]

maryland also doenst have death penalty

[hollow garden]

And people here aren't too big consumers of alcohol

[prisma flame]

we are so based holy shit

[hollow garden]

Even jaywalking?

[wraith quarry]

mid

[wraith quarry]

yes

[west path]

nam to pozwala utrzymywać odpowiedzialność i dodaje do naszej wiedzy o temacie

[hollow garden]

Maryland is too woke

[prisma flame]

its like one of the main blue states yes

it turned blue instantly during the election

[hollow garden]

I think I remember this

[prisma flame]

btw in recent history it only turned red two times

both times for

RONALD REAGAN

bro

aint n oway

[west path]

np. jesteśmy uczeni na utrzymywaniu trzeźwości i unikaniu nikotyny i tabaki

[hollow garden]

Didn't Reagan sweep like everything?

Except that one state

[prisma flame]

except one

[hollow garden]

I should have just slept that night 😔

[prisma flame]

btw this is a real meme

[hollow garden]

Biggest disappointment of 2024

[west path]

reagan sucks he needs to disappear

[hollow garden]

well not biggest

[west path]

trump winning kinda sucks since hes screwing over rural areas that rely on the low labour cost of illegal immigrants to perform their low skill jobs

🥶

[hollow garden]

Why are fireworks banned in Maryland

[prisma flame]

my BOAH chase oliver not winning = HORRIBLKE

[hollow garden]

I mean on the other hand

A Democrat will win in 2028

[west path]

also people aren't educated on the issue of legal and illegal immigration

[prisma flame]

theyre illegal without a permit UNIRONICALLY

[west path]

and are quite bad at distinguishing the two

@prisma flame illegal immigration in poland or illegal immigration in the U.S

[hollow garden]

Is anyone in the west?

[prisma flame]

what

[west path]

yeah

poles are

[west path]

where would u want to be an illegal immigrant in

[prisma flame]

btw its illegal to wear a sleeveless shirt in public parks in baltimore

[hollow garden]

This anti migration rhetoric is widespread everywhere

[prisma flame]

fine of 10 dollars

[west path]

🥶

[prisma flame]

not a jjoke look it up

[hollow garden]

This is fair

[west path]

not in poland bruh

[hollow garden]

Them sleeveless shirts

Are too much public indecency

[west path]

we're taught about immigration in 4th and 5th grade

[prisma flame]

america because FREEDOM LAND

[west path]

deported back to saudi arabia

[prisma flame]

https://tenor.com/view/god-bless-america-be-a-patriot-i-am-a-patriot-happy4th-of-july-memorial-day-gif-6038187937869809600

[prisma flame]

im pakistani actually

good thing i was born american

[west path]

the alternative is poland which interrogates you, potentially gives you a chance at making your documents and then if that doesnt work they kick you out

if it does, you get to be a legal immigrant

[west path]

they will deport you to saudi arabia because they dont know what a pakistan is

they only know saudi arabia and iraq because those two are the most important to them

🦅

[west path]

least conservative take made by klez

@hollow garden what do u think perpetuates the anti immigration rhetoric

[hollow garden]

Real

[hollow garden]

It's just fundamentally tribalism

It's the nature of humans

[west path]

is he referring to barbarism

[west path]

❌

👽

[prisma flame]

we have a specific law where 'you cannot take a lion to the movies' in baltimore city

[hollow garden]

People are scared of what's different

[west path]

this just feels stupid

[prisma flame]

not a joke

[west path]

polish people are fine with immigration like what?

[prisma flame]

honestly

[hollow garden]

I'm not excusing it

[prisma flame]

i wonder what happened

to make that law

[hollow garden]

I'm just saying where it comes from

[west path]

No i think people are just

[hollow garden]

One sec

[west path]

uneducated

on immigration

and overgeneralize immigrants

as the ones who can't tolerate their cultures

and act dissimilar and out of line

[west path]

sorry im responsible

dont blame me

[prisma flame]

qevie what is your opinion on 3rd party wanting to make immigraton so free that anyone can sign up and enter

[west path]

Kinda goated..

but that might lead to assimilation breaking down

resulting in higher crime and poverty rates

which stinks

@prisma flame live in baltimore or gary indiana

[prisma flame]

i already live in baltimore

so baltimore

btw

[west path]

evil

[hollow garden]

@west path
!!

Well I'm not sure both stats conflict

[prisma flame]

whhat is your opinion on death penalty being illegal in maryland

[hollow garden]

What is 3rd party

Libertarian?

[prisma flame]

yes

yellow wave WHEN

it will happen

[hollow garden]

I agree with this

[prisma flame]

one day

[west path]

so erm

as you may be aware

poland was once an ethnostate

now

yet another problem is that

polish people hate the ukrainains since they cant assimilate

[hollow garden]

Assimilation takes time

[west path]

and yet another problem is that the east has less funded education

[hollow garden]

2nd generation usually

[west path]

which results to wores overall views in immigration

[hollow garden]

Fair

[west path]

our median is still better than the U.S in my experiences

we're able to distinguish legal immigration from illegal immigration

[prisma flame]

germany and uk having more favorable opinions on immigrants than us is insane btw

we're like

[hollow garden]

They should just accept me 😔✊

[west path]

and are aware of its consequences and benefits

[prisma flame]

the immigrant country

[west path]

set up your papers

and take the time to learn our cultural norms and language

your accent probably would pass for being pretty cool here btw

[prisma flame]

btw american superiority is a real thing like i automatically expect people online to be american

it boggles my mind that non-americans exist

[west path]

those were datasets from like

2015

where poland was still rapidly developing

[prisma flame]

mid year

2017 best year tbh

[west path]

yeah you guys are given an america centric curriculum

😭

nearly 4am on christmas eve day EVIL

i think ive been yapping for like

an hour

😭

[hollow garden]

2017-2019 were absolute peak

2020 ruined it all

[prisma flame]

unironically i was taught that christopher columbus was a good guy and that the founders were honorable

[cerulean siren]

yappathon

[hollow garden]

You are a yapan

[west path]

YEAH I HAVE

IVE BEEN YAPPING FOR AN HOUR

holy shit

[prisma flame]

yapping is good

be like me

i embrace the yap

[west path]

christopher columbus was spanish

hes not a founder

[prisma flame]

thats why i separated them BUDDY

[wild mason]

buenos diaz

[prisma flame]

😠

[west path]

Americano Vespucci, an italian is what the continent was named after

since he

[prisma flame]

isnt it amerigo

[west path]

found out it was a continent

[west path]

i forget

[wild mason]

amerigo pascucci

[hollow garden]

This feels like a Spanish slur

[wild mason]

capacchino

[hollow garden]

To Americans

[west path]

yeah its amerigo

[prisma flame]

they say they name it america because its the famale version of amerigo

btw

[wild mason]

Am*rigo

[prisma flame]

lets end this debate here and no

now

americans = citizens of the united states

[wild mason]

hello klez are u no longer maura heeley

[prisma flame]

america = united states of america

[west path]

the US was made by colonists

[prisma flame]

no buts

no debates

thats it

when someone says america

[hollow garden]

yes wobuxa

[west path]

yes

[prisma flame]

they are NOT saying the continent

[hollow garden]

I have become klezn

[west path]

yes

[prisma flame]

they're saying the country

[west path]

UNLESS

there is a but

unfortunatel

[wild mason]

true form

[west path]

because some nations educate people that

the americas are 1 continent

which creates confusion

and therefore in those cases