🎲game-room

[hollow garden]

Because in general interpretation the meaning is not literally hitting the woman

[prisma flame]

thats the issue with mainstream atheist / anti-religion folk imo they're wasting their time by trying to argue within the premise of someone's religion and it's much better to argue outside of it such as external effects and whatnot

like so much of what i see is people trying to argue that the bible said this or that but thats a rabbit hole they'll never win

[frosty drum]

@cerulean siren Sing a Christmas Carol

[quick idol]

Is this... AZGAAR? IN WORLDBOX?

[prime compass]

Shhush

[cerulean siren]

near the capital

[hollow garden]

@cerulean siren Innovate the old methods of toy making and production into military applications such as creating toy based weapons and other shenanigans like that so that we have an edge in technology somewhat

And share these innovations with other loyalist hubs

[quick idol]

nvm this isnt azgaar im dumb

[quick idol]

kill me

[hollow garden]

Shias do believe in Mohammed

They just elevate Ali to a pretty high standard as well

[frosty drum]

Why do these look so similar

[prisma flame]

i want to start mining operations with workers (give them far better conditions if we cant pay them as much) to get joy stone to produce guns

[wild mason]

Pomerania is no more

[quick idol]

i CANNOT take this seriously
"Google translate" 😭 😭 😭

[hollow garden]

Well most people like that don't actually dig deep into it

[hollow garden]

They are trying to find justifications for their bigotry

[hollow garden]

Real

[cerulean siren]

Army Toymen could be made lifelike, this would cost us around $1,000 for 50 toymen

You have $113,000

[quick idol]

mfs be coming up with literally any excuse to justify hate

[prisma flame]

also... sell excess joy stones to other factions like the new guard to make revenue

[hollow garden]

We will get 1000

I will spend 20K from my money on this

[prisma flame]

i also want to set up donations for sympathists who want to help the cause

[quick idol]

Why are you making toys

[hollow garden]

For war

You could even say

War toys

[cerulean siren]

Miners are able to get Joy Stone, however if the State Noticed they dont receive their weekly shipment of Joystone, they will retaliate

[wild mason]

wait have i seriously been playing for 10 hours

it felt more like 2 - 3

[prisma flame]

ok ill try to balance both but this might be a risk

[hollow garden]

Tell me when our records notify us about that

Because I won't metagame

[quick idol]

Its over for you

Its just over

[hollow garden]

As I'm a good mw goober

[hollow garden]

Really?

[quick idol]

just research metagaming

[hollow garden]

I thought you were playing for like 4 hours

[wild mason]

Hmmm

Do I usurp this

[quick idol]

Usurp

[wild mason]

its a step towards this

[prisma flame]

mouse

[cerulean siren]

@prisma flame We are able to make Musket like devices, around 100 of these would cost us $2,000 to make. Factories are also low, as Santa onlyu sed the area for resource extraction

[prisma flame]

still 10,000 revenue?

[spring bison]

@cerulean siren how did dms go btw

[hollow garden]

@cerulean siren Launch a propaganda campaign about loyalty to Santa the Second acknowledge however some of the worst abuses done by the late Santa the first but empathize the need to stand with Santa the second for stability and the honor of serving in the old guard and loyalist armies
And in these broadcasts
Spread tales of the rebels’ cruelty

[cerulean siren]

New Guard forces sieging a Milltary base

[hollow garden]

@prisma flame can I buy

[hollow garden]

Where is this

[cerulean siren]

a shipment of around 100 units is making it's way across chimney lake

[hollow garden]

I'm coming to lift the siege

[cerulean siren]

This Campaign works in some areas, but backfires as countercampaigns use the acknowledge of abuse to charge the people

[prisma flame]

ok use all my revenue to make guns, but since factories are low it should take longer (dont overwork people)

i want to set up a donation system and spread mass amounts of awareness given everything going on: "The system is corrupt. The New Guard, the only other ones fighting against the establishment, are not even on your side. We are the only ones who can bring about change, and we need your help." hopefully this will bring in more revenue to fund our production.

[hollow garden]

Well I'm fine with some historical thought and revisionism being done about Santa the first

[cerulean siren]

how large of a force

[hollow garden]

But if these counter campaigns get too excited try to sabotage their broadcasting

[hollow garden]

How much do I have again

[cerulean siren]

people are willing to join, but only around $7,000 in donations is achived

[prisma flame]

ok plan b: is anyone willing to buy joy stones?

if so im going to stop supplying the state

and sell them to people

[cerulean siren]

1000 toymen, 700 Soldiers

[cerulean siren]

Everyone

[hollow garden]

400 toymen and 150 soldiers will go on this campaign

[prisma flame]

who are these guys

[spring bison]

@cerulean siren leverage the connections to get some coverage in the news channel

[hollow garden]

This is treason

[cerulean siren]

The Campaigns work, and slow down the advance of ideas in the capital region

[prisma flame]

not yet

[hollow garden]

You should be the first to give your joystones to the state citizen!

[frosty drum]

@cerulean siren did you see that thing in dms

[prisma flame]

only if i find a suitable buyer

[cerulean siren]

Your allies

[hollow garden]

Well what kind of money are you looking for?

@cerulean siren how important are these joy stones to our economy

[prisma flame]

sell them joy stones

[cerulean siren]

A certian republican group would be willing

[prisma flame]

hmm

ok

them

[hollow garden]

Bookish wait

I will give you a good offer

[prisma flame]

the problem is that you're over the mountains

[cerulean siren]

they got a good supply too

[hollow garden]

Mf 😔✊

[prisma flame]

i will sell it to them

and stop supplying the state

after that begin gun production and train militia heavily to prepare for backlash

[spring bison]

@cerulean siren

[cerulean siren]

support is gained in the capital region,along with klez's properganda

[frosty drum]

@spring bison @hollow garden you 2 should probably start going in the direction of the capital

[hollow garden]

@cerulean siren is the constitution being written soon or is it still in the future

[spring bison]

rally the nationalists and conservatives in the nearby region to join the organization

[prisma flame]

who are the members of the santa family

[hollow garden]

Alr

I will after I finish my current campaign

[hollow garden]

I won't tell you this booksih

[cerulean siren]

@spring bison the Shipment of 100 units has arrived

[hollow garden]

I don't think you have good intentions

[prisma flame]

who are the members of the santa family

[cerulean siren]

it canstillbe written

[hollow garden]

Assassinate Mrs Claus though if you must

Mrs Claus is an opp

[hollow garden]

Hm if it doesn't have to be done this urgently then I will just ignore it for now

[frosty drum]

That means I would be Leader

[hollow garden]

no

You would get another regent

[frosty drum]

Ok

[spring bison]

expand to these cities more btw

[cerulean siren]

Ms. Claus
Jr. Claus
Jackson Claus - General
And like 13 others

Along with the 576 Humans that contorl the governent in the capital

[hollow garden]

@frosty drum I can amend this future constitution so that an age limit on leadership is constitutionally illegal

[hollow garden]

And so Mrs Claus won't be the regent

[frosty drum]

What is the current age limit

[hollow garden]

And you will be the absolute leader

[west path]

@vital latch ultimate chicken horse downloaded

[hollow garden]

I'm not sure I guess 16-18?

[cerulean siren]

How large of a milltia

[hollow garden]

Good work LeBron

[cerulean siren]

16 yes

[hollow garden]

@cerulean siren how is this going?

[frosty drum]

Make it 15
But keep the age limit
Because well
You know

[prisma flame]

ok

[hollow garden]

In mw this would mean that you wouldn't have power tho

And Mrs Claus would remain the regent

[cerulean siren]

@hollow garden you have arrived at the sence

[frosty drum]

Remember my canonical age though in this

[hollow garden]

We can amend this article later

[spring bison]

rally the people and do more speeches while using propaganda to increase support

[hollow garden]

But it's a big political maneuver against Mrs clause if we do this

[hollow garden]

Wait I don't have connection lines?

Can you show a slightly more zoomed out map twovo

[west path]

can we get a game room ultimate chicken horse game

[cerulean siren]

Bathroom break

[frosty drum]

Jingle Bells

[prisma flame]

after nooxd comes back its time

[gilded harbor]

Jingle bells

[prisma flame]

kleznam im sorry

[frank latch]

,roll 2

[haughty inlet]

builderofworldz

:game_die: You rolled 1

[spring bison]

why are you starting a revolution

[gilded harbor]

What was this for

[prisma flame]

what is kleznam cooking 😱

[hollow garden]

The constitution of 764
Article 1 the north pole is our nation and every elf born in the pole is a citizen
Article 2 the executive branch shall be led by the Santa of the age
•The Santa shall have the power to enforce actions through royal decrees without the approval of assembly and he has the ability to veto any law passed by assembly
•The cabiential chamber is a group of 8 advisors 5 of them chosen by Santa and 3 chosen by assembly and they overview the clarity and effectiveness of the executive staff and corruption in the assembly and they have the power to revoke the position of any assembly member with a 4/8 agreement
Article 3 the assembly is our legislative chamber it's members shall be elected democratically and freely by the people in intervals decided by Santa and to make a law they need a 2/3 majority and the support of the cabiential chamber to overrule a veto they need the approval of the cabiential chamber
Article 4
The monarchial system is hereditary and based on the system of Progeniutre with the age limit abolished to prevent political scheming, Santa shall have his executive powers with no interruption to this except in the case of a 7/8 majority by the cabiential chamber in which case a regency would be installed until the Santa reaches the age of 16

Oh wait I forgot article 4

[cerulean siren]

Back

[frosty drum]

@cerulean siren sing Christmas Songs

[prisma flame]

ok nooxd

its time

Crimson Manifesto

For too long have the workers suffered for the corrupt Santa regime. Choosing between factions is like having to stay content with the lesser evil. I say enough. Peaceful negotiations are impossible. We, the good workers, will come to arms to bring about true change! The tyrannical Mrs. Claus, Jr. Claus, Jackson Claus, and the rest of the Santa royal family will be executed for their crimes against the common man! Afterwards, there shall be an new assembly where workers will be able to vote for policies that benefit them.

[frosty drum]

Jr Claus hasn't even ruled anything yet

[cerulean siren]

from the river

[prisma flame]

it doesnt matter

royal family

[spring bison]

@cerulean siren new shipments when

[frosty drum]

@spring bison

[frosty drum]

@hollow garden

[hollow garden]

Bookish is spreading sedition 😔

[spring bison]

I dont even care about Santa

[prisma flame]

the state warred mef irst btw

[hollow garden]

@cerulean siren what happens in the drafting thing?

[spring bison]

but I do care about liberalism

tthats ew

ew

[hollow garden]

Hm

[wild mason]

Who is winning

[cerulean siren]

ms. claus agrees, but as the regent she appoints the 5 advisors before she signs

[hollow garden]

What is LeBron getting

[frosty drum]

Idk

[cerulean siren]

thats it for now

[hollow garden]

So this is our constitution now?

hooray!

[cerulean siren]

yes

[hollow garden]

@frosty drum well you have power now

Vast executive powers actually

[hollow garden]

Warned about what?

[prisma flame]

i stopped spplying them with joy stones so they were gonna retaliate anyway

so technically this is DEFENSIVE

[prime compass]

You

[prisma flame]

belemin we're going to war

[spring bison]

can I get more

[prime compass]

You need sleep

[cerulean siren]

The national assembly apoints @hollow garden and 2 crown loyalist as the assembly appointess

[midnight ocean]

new culture made now everything is cooked

[prime compass]

I see

You have all my men idc

[prisma flame]

can i try to convince these people to join me with the manifesto

[cerulean siren]

the manifesto is published, more sway to the crimson cause, even outside the mountain region

[cerulean siren]

they did

[hollow garden]

@frosty drum please don't ever host legislative elections

[frosty drum]

Your Literally announcing the execution of CHRISTMAS

[hollow garden]

Unless parties favouring you will gain more seats

[frank latch]

you'll never know

[hollow garden]

Pre emptive defensive measure?

real

Putin reference

[hollow garden]

Wait really

[prisma flame]

there will always be an offer to end the war peacefully: give up the royal family and the conflict with cease. we will negotiate after that

[hollow garden]

These fuckers are stupid 😭

[prisma flame]

otherwise no negotiations

[hollow garden]

So now the cabiential chamber has 8 people right

How many of us are loyalists?

[prisma flame]

also

[hollow garden]

no

[prisma flame]

the emphasis is on ms. claus

[cerulean siren]

@frosty drum @hollow garden The Chamber has a Vote to renistate minor regent powers to Ms. Claus

what is your stance?

[prisma flame]

jr. claus is the most negotiable for execution (may not do it)

[wild mason]

@hollow garden okay so piety isnt inherited 👽

[hollow garden]

Oppose

[frosty drum]

Oppose

[cerulean siren]

well alot of the "anti-Santa" got kicked out cuz yk

[wild mason]

You somehow have to get 5000 in one lifetime

[cerulean siren]

7/8....

[frosty drum]

@frosty drum @hollow garden @prisma flame can we all agree that Ms claus is a pain

[spring bison]

I can murder her btw

[hollow garden]

Link up with the military base to the north and go west to connect with our main base
For the siege try to canon ball supplies to them 👽

[hollow garden]

In what direction

[cerulean siren]

for

[hollow garden]

Are all these fuckers that down bad for her

[prisma flame]

yes we request Ms. Claus DIRECTLY and the ownership of Jr. Claus THEN we will negotiate.

[hollow garden]

Unreal

[hollow garden]

What minor regent powers?

[frosty drum]

I'm Jr Claus btw

[hollow garden]

Get Ms claus bro

[prisma flame]

we want you but we may not kill you

[cerulean siren]

they will co-rule till age 5

[prisma flame]

ok hand over ms claus

[hollow garden]

We ain't even defending her

[frosty drum]

"We may not kill you"

[hollow garden]

@cerulean siren the rebels are you strong we must hand over Mrs Claus to the crimsons

Can I convince our lovely chamber about this

[cerulean siren]

this would be a coup 👽

[hollow garden]

Stop opposing the monarchy so much

[gilded harbor]

Imagine you were deciding who will win the war next session

[hollow garden]

It's a desperate measure to save Santa the second's crown

If we don't do this the crimsons will execute the whole royal family

[frosty drum]

The politics here are bizarre

[prisma flame]

if not then this is the war plan

[hollow garden]

Tell this to the chamber

[hollow garden]

Booksih wait

[prisma flame]

its weird because everyone hates ms claus

[spring bison]

@cerulean siren

[hollow garden]

I will pass the EWRWA for you

[prisma flame]

when ms claus is gone then it wont be as weird

[hollow garden]

If you calm down a bit

[prisma flame]

hmm ok

ill see

we're not attacking yet... just staying defensive

[frosty drum]

HOLD ON

I HAVE A GENUINE QUESTION

[frank latch]

,roll Brzykna, Not Brzykna, Stalemate (White Peace)

[haughty inlet]

builderofworldz

:game_die: Stalemate (White Peace)

[prime compass]

Mhm

[frank latch]

real

[prisma flame]

huh

[frosty drum]

@prisma flame @hollow garden

[cerulean siren]

Gridlock rn

[wild mason]

NO

[hollow garden]

Real

[wild mason]

My awesome king died

[frosty drum]

WHO IS GOING TO FLY THE SLEIGH @hollow garden @prisma flame

[hollow garden]

What is it

[hollow garden]

you

[prisma flame]

you

[prime compass]

Me

[cerulean siren]

The chamber is obviously against might have to do backdoor deals to get this done

[prime compass]

And blemine

[frank latch]

,roll Maizan, Serrelka, White Peace

[haughty inlet]

builderofworldz

:game_die: Maizan

[frank latch]

crazy

[spring bison]

@cerulean siren use the new political agitation to expand the organization with more rallies speeches and propaganda

[hollow garden]

@cerulean siren are the other chamber advisors convinced by this

[prime compass]

,roll Rizia, Aegis

[haughty inlet]

belemin_

:game_die: Aegis

[frosty drum]

@cerulean siren am I able to fly the Sleigh

[hollow garden]

Hm

[prime compass]

,roll Aegis, Rizia

[haughty inlet]

belemin_

:game_die: Aegis

[cerulean siren]

you 3 years old.....

[prime compass]

ONE MORE

,roll Aegis, Rizia

[haughty inlet]

belemin_

:game_die: Rizia

[frosty drum]

https://tenor.com/view/han-solo-never-odds-tell-me-star-wars-gif-4901664

[hollow garden]

Approach the 4 least transparent advisors and offer them 7K for voting for

[prisma flame]

mobilize all militias (and sympathists) to surround the capitol

[hollow garden]

or do they want more

[prisma flame]

however

we will NOT fight yet

we demand Ms. Claus...

and Jr. Claus

[frosty drum]

YOU AINT HAVING ME

[hollow garden]

Jr Claus is uncompromisable

He is a free man

[prisma flame]

Jr Claus will NOT be killed

how about that

[cerulean siren]

a force of about 25,000 spread out isready forwar

[prisma flame]

thats the compromise

[frosty drum]

No

[hollow garden]

Insane

[frosty drum]

@cerulean siren did you see the action in dms

[cerulean siren]

@prime compass are u also workigng with @prisma flame

[prisma flame]

also why is klez the supreme ruler of the north pole

[prime compass]

Yeah

[cerulean siren]

this is not Fortnite

[frosty drum]

Damnit

[cerulean siren]

most political power

[hollow garden]

I'm in a power struggle with Mrs Claus

She is the one with currently the most

[spring bison]

@cerulean siren smuggle nationalist propanganda across the region

[prisma flame]

klez the revolution will support you as long as we have a major say in the new system

also we demand ms. claus and the occupation of jr. claus

[hollow garden]

I will be willing to cooperate in reason

[hollow garden]

How could you belemin 😔

[frosty drum]

There is one thing you both agreed on that's idiotic
And it's that I fly the sleigh

[hollow garden]

@cerulean siren psps

[prime compass]

I did what I had to kleza...I'm sorry

[frosty drum]

@hollow garden @prisma flame

[hollow garden]

who will then?

The Grinch? 👽

[cerulean siren]

3 sieges

[hollow garden]

Meh it's a lost cause

The crimsons aren't that bad anyway

[cerulean siren]

10k each, and each get an IOU

[hollow garden]

Deal

[spring bison]

dms

[hollow garden]

So 40K and 4 favours that I owe to them

[prisma flame]

our terms for peace are:

1. Ms. Claus and Jr. Claus are given to the Crimson Army.
2. Jr. Claus' life will be guaranteed.
3. The Crimson Party wants a major place in the new national assembly.

[frank latch]

,roll 30

[haughty inlet]

builderofworldz

:game_die: You rolled 29

[frank latch]

DANG

[prime compass]

,roll Aegis, Rizia

[haughty inlet]

belemin_

:game_die: Aegis

[frank latch]

,roll 3

[haughty inlet]

builderofworldz

:game_die: You rolled 3

[spring bison]

point 3 is fascism btw

[frank latch]

,roll 5

[haughty inlet]

builderofworldz

:game_die: You rolled 3

[hollow garden]

I'm fine with Ms claus and 3
but Jr Claus is something I'm completely against

[prisma flame]

we need Jr Claus for a reason

his life is guaranteed

he wont be a prisoner, he'll just be under our occupation

[hollow garden]

@prisma flame I'm willing to give you something else

[frosty drum]

Explain reason why

[prisma flame]

what

[hollow garden]

(he wants to indoctrinate you or/and keep you hostage)

[west path]

winnable?

[prisma flame]

ok im willing to compromise

depending on what it is

[cerulean siren]

@prisma flame atthe current attack rate they can hold for 6 months

[prisma flame]

ok

@hollow garden lets end the conflict. give up ms. claus.

i still want that other compromise though

[hollow garden]

@prisma flame I will fire 3 of the 8 advisors and put three you want instead

[frosty drum]

Let's just Exile ms claus to detroit

[hollow garden]

And these seats are guaranteed forever to the crimsons

[frosty drum]

Fate worse than death

[prisma flame]

DEAL but Jr. Claus cannot be owned by any faction and cannot hold major political power

for now

[frosty drum]

Uh no

[cerulean siren]

@hollow garden WE BROKETHE LINES

[hollow garden]

🙏

Thank you Allah

[prisma flame]

ok

[frosty drum]

Siege of Vienna

[hollow garden]

@spring bison can you help me in the east

[cerulean siren]

they retreat

[hollow garden]

And send some soldiers

[hollow garden]

Www

[hollow garden]

nvm

[frosty drum]

Massive Christmas W

[prisma flame]

me and klez have agreed to end conflict on these terms:

1. Ms. Claus will be given up to the Crimson Army
2. 3 of the 8 advisors of the new chamber will be chosen by the Crimson Party
3. The Crimson Party will have more of a say in the new assembly

[prisma flame]

@hollow garden do you agree

[hollow garden]

Yes

[cerulean siren]

A Milltant Republican Group has risen up

[prisma flame]

ok ill help you now.

[hollow garden]

@cerulean siren does the current chamber finally agree to hand her over to the crimsons?

[prisma flame]

can i direct the crimson army to help klez?

[frosty drum]

A problem is Solved
Than another pops up

[prisma flame]

since we have a compromise now

[cerulean siren]

With apparent advance weaponry

[hollow garden]

where is this

[hollow garden]

Me tooa 🙏

Do you need funding

[cerulean siren]

The army dose NOT agree with this

a schism has kinda formed

[west path]

won against the boss with 6 hp holy moly

[prisma flame]

my army or theirs?

[cerulean siren]

they see @prisma flame as a sellout for power

[cerulean siren]

your army

[hollow garden]

But why so? Constitutionally she can be removed if the chamber in a 5 to 8 vote give her up

[hollow garden]

Wait why

[prisma flame]

what do they want then

ask them

i listen to the people

[hollow garden]

She is being given up to be executed

[cerulean siren]

what u promised

everything in the manifesto

[prisma flame]

hmm give us a minute

@hollow garden dms

[hollow garden]

@prisma flame I will support your faction in this if you want to fight

[frosty drum]

🍿

[cerulean siren]

"We feel Betrayed if they go thourgh with this deal. We made the guns, broke away from their system just to remain under the same one but with new management"

[cerulean siren]

4 - 4

[prisma flame]

would they stand down if Jr. Claus is also given up?

[frosty drum]

Am I the deciding vote

[prime compass]

Gn!!

@hollow garden hey vro you NEED sleep

[hollow garden]

What if I also promise to pass the manifesto?

[hollow garden]

Gn

[frosty drum]

(Without the part about you know)

[hollow garden]

My sleep schedule is cooked belemin

[hollow garden]

yeah yeah

[prime compass]

You are sleeping RN

[cerulean siren]

If the monarchy is abolished or fully constitutionalize to minimal power.

[cerulean siren]

this too

[prisma flame]

@hollow garden how about we agree to create a constitutional monarchy with Jr. Claus?

where he is fully limited

[hollow garden]

I say this counts as a for vote

[prime compass]

Klez pls sleep

[hollow garden]

Since in the constitution it's written that a removal of a parliament member needs 4/8

[cerulean siren]

BREAKING
AN ATTACK ON THE CASTLE HAS KILLED 37

[prime compass]

Its almost 3am

[hollow garden]

I will I know

[frosty drum]

What

[hollow garden]

@prime compass goodnight belemi

[prime compass]

Goodnight klezni

[hollow garden]

The republicans did this

[cerulean siren]

the dead are currently being identified

[frosty drum]

@cerulean siren imma have the capital under lockdown

[prisma flame]

i love how we're negotiating over skillerz without skillerz having a say

thats so funny

[cerulean siren]

it is

[hollow garden]

It's already a constitutional monarchy

The assembly and the chamber limit the crown

[prisma flame]

lesser power

almost no powerr

[hollow garden]

no

[cerulean siren]

Investigators points to the militant Republicans doing the crime

[hollow garden]

Yeah knew it

[prisma flame]

ok then constitution rewrite that favors workers + promise to enact manifesto

[hollow garden]

Then republicans are EVIL

[frosty drum]

It was Donald Claus all along

[hollow garden]

Yes as soon as I depose of Ms Claus I will pass the EWRWA

[cerulean siren]

Upon the news, the chamber is now 3 - 5 on the Crimson Deal

[prisma flame]

ok @cerulean siren will they join under a united front to help klez now?

[hollow garden]

🙏

[rapid ibex]

[hollow garden]

Purge the 3 Mrs Claus loyalists

And put the 3 @prisma flame wants to put

[prisma flame]

the crimson army themsleves will decide

[hollow garden]

We are forming a coalition in the assembly?

[prisma flame]

yes

[hollow garden]

Alr you are free to decide however you want

You should probably put yourself belemin and a third crimson member

[frosty drum]

@hollow garden @prisma flame should there be a 9th person
To only decide tied votes

[hollow garden]

I intentionally made the number even

It helps with the votes of the chamber

[prisma flame]

ok i want me belemin and another crimson member (for now npc but later can be player)

[cerulean siren]

read again

[hollow garden]

yes

[hollow garden]

WHAT

do I need to do more corruption

[cerulean siren]

yes

[hollow garden]

@cerulean siren approach the fuckers again

[prisma flame]

will crimson army be mad about this

[frosty drum]

https://tenor.com/view/stressed-out-suspense-eating-popcorn-waiting-to-see-what-happens-gif-1791560479908558440

[hollow garden]

How much do they want this time

[hollow garden]

Don't worry I will fix it

[cerulean siren]

"Now is not the time for a republic, when the republicans are out killing we done make deals with those against us. We wave the fully military power and crush our enemies"

BREAKING:
The Chamber votes 5 - 3 on full mobilization

[hollow garden]

This is Orso Hawker

[frosty drum]

Can I Play Christmas Music when the Chamber is in Discussion every time

[hollow garden]

@cerulean siren offer an additional 15K to the two judges I bribed and to the third one offer him a 20K

[prisma flame]

the corruption is insane

[cerulean siren]

They want 25k each

[hollow garden]

Fuck

[prisma flame]

i would give you money klez but im like broke

[hollow garden]

okay fine

[cerulean siren]

Ms. Claus calls for an assmebly

[hollow garden]

I'm doing corruption to be able to prevent it in the future

[hollow garden]

she wants an assembly election?

[frosty drum]

This is literally Ms santa:

[prisma flame]

ok thats it

@cerulean siren hows the status of the crimson army agian

[spring bison]

hey fuckers

its me

[prisma flame]

if corruption isnt going to work we'll storm the capitol

[spring bison]

what happened

@hollow garden update

[frosty drum]

Idk if you want to know or not

[prisma flame]

uh we agreed to comrpomise but CHAMBER is being stubborn

also crimson army had like a crisis where they wanted to execute the entire famiyl

[hollow garden]

Well the situation is stabilizing

[prisma flame]

so we gave more comrpomieses

[hollow garden]

We are also allying with the crimsons btw

Mrs Claus might get deposed finally

[prisma flame]

deposed?

EXECUTED

[hollow garden]

🙏

[prisma flame]

i will personally be the executioner

[vital latch]

https://tenor.com/view/splatoon-my-honest-reaction-otoling-splatoon3-gif-27639625

[prisma flame]

since i wrote the manifesto

[cerulean siren]

however only the areas in shaded are consider "permitted to join"

[prisma flame]

crimson army is outraged

can we charge at the capitol

[frosty drum]

Ms Claus trying not to be Biased against crimson (impossible)

[cerulean siren]

they want to go through with the oringal plan, 3 monthhs away from taking the bases

[hollow garden]

Is booksih doing a trump

[hollow garden]

Smh

[cerulean siren]

okay qucik sesh end

gotta skedaddle

[prisma flame]

ok

[frosty drum]

@prisma flame

[hollow garden]

This was peak

[frosty drum]

@prisma flame @hollow garden @spring bison wanna join this

[spring bison]

is it just a pause

or joeover

[cerulean siren]

Okay but they are at war

[hollow garden]

I think he is ending

[cerulean siren]

Ending

[spring bison]

😔

[spring bison]

its joeover

[cerulean siren]

Ill give a final update later

[hollow garden]

Truly

[frosty drum]

Does anyone want to join

[spring bison]

and we wont get another session in a few days

shitistan is getting hosted then the rotting corpse called fish mw is getting hosted too

[prisma flame]

when was the last time bowistan was hosted btw

[frosty drum]

And Skillerz Mw

[spring bison]

idk

[prisma flame]

when r u hosting

[frosty drum]

Rn if you want

[prisma flame]

ok

[spring bison]

literally a month ago

and the session was a failure

[frosty drum]

(This Session is a 1 or 2 session mw. The map will be used again in the longer one)

[prisma flame]

bookistan

[frosty drum]

Fine

[frosty drum]

@spring bison @hollow garden

[prisma flame]

klez is ASLEEP

[west path]

cosmic revive?

is this true

[spring bison]

Islamic State of Iraq and Syria
Grey
Caliphate

[west path]

ck3 addicts

[frosty drum]

Color?

[frosty drum]

Ok

[west path]

@midnight ocean i assume you invaded them and formed the empire of the maghreb

[prisma flame]

green

[frosty drum]

@prisma flame @spring bison

[prisma flame]

invade

[spring bison]

dump waste in the water

[spring bison]

and engage in violence

[sullen pawn]

@frosty drum let me join

[frosty drum]

Ok

[frosty drum]

Color and name

[frosty drum]

@prisma flame

@spring bison you do that I guess

[spring bison]

´do what

[sullen pawn]

Orange
Barlicia

[frosty drum]

Dump trash

[frosty drum]

Ok

[spring bison]

polute the ocean

what tech are we

[frosty drum]

Idk
1700s

@sullen pawn

[sullen pawn]

rizz up people and expand both ways

[spring bison]

build universities

[prisma flame]

btw skillerz you might be cooked next nooxd mapw ar

brb rq

[west path]

eyequ might have died due to the SoR2 delay

[frosty drum]

@prisma flame @spring bison @sullen pawn

[prisma flame]

FIGHT THE RED GUYS

[spring bison]

spread islamic nationalist propaganda in the green nation the west of me anc coup them

[frosty drum]

Annex them or no if it works

[prisma flame]

ok do this

[spring bison]

annex

[prisma flame]

they'll be kept alive but in our territory

[frosty drum]

@spring bison @prisma flame @sullen pawn

[spring bison]

build workshops and indoctrinate the people

[frosty drum]

Ok

[west path]

i rise

[frosty drum]

@west path play my mw fr

[frosty drum]

Hold on

[sullen pawn]

who are those betas next to me

[frosty drum]

A nation

[sullen pawn]

is it npc

[frosty drum]

Yes

@prisma flame

@sullen pawn @spring bison

[prisma flame]

try to ally with blue nation

[sullen pawn]

build up my army by recruitng all men 16-29 and by training them in basic rifle shooting

[frosty drum]

They deny
Because you tried landing invading through your land (Even though you didn't know it was theirs)

[frosty drum]

Ok

[prisma flame]

ok

[prisma flame]

label reds as BARBARIANS and FINISH THEM

[prisma flame]

now expand north

[frosty drum]

If you expand anymore rn you'll be overextended

[prisma flame]

ok stop expanding and focus on administration

the aarea outside of the island will be its own mini-state

and have its own governance

[spring bison]

@frosty drum invent industrialization

[frosty drum]

Ok

[hollow garden]

Most detailed and least tech rushed game room action

[hollow garden]

no skillerz don't let the player control your hosting

He shouldn't be able to just say invent industrialization

At least not without him already having research to things related about it and with the right era

[frosty drum]

(It's a 1 to 2 session mw. It's not very serious. I'm using the map for a larger more serious one)

[hollow garden]

Ah

[frosty drum]

@prisma flame alr

[spring bison]

invent communism

become an anarcho-feudal-theocratic communist society

[frosty drum]

Ok

[spring bison]

kleznam stfu

[hollow garden]

YOU stfu

[spring bison]

YOU stfu

im taking the Sinai

your insults are just insane

too much

[prisma flame]

klez

[frosty drum]

E

[prisma flame]

when nooxd hosts again

its gonna be chaos

[hollow garden]

why

[west path]

man

im stuck

[hollow garden]

Are you actually storming the capital

[west path]

i have zero clue on what to write

[hollow garden]

@prisma flame

[hollow garden]

Are you having a writer's block

[west path]

die

[west path]

don't know

i just feel directionless in what to do honestly

[spring bison]

you should let me take over btw

[prisma flame]

you guys are still gonna have power

[hollow garden]

It does be like that sometimes

[vital latch]

think about a situation you were in before and try to fictionalize it/make it interesting

[hollow garden]

Just try writing later

[prisma flame]

becaiuse we're in the middle of a big war

and

[spring bison]

state terrorism!

[prisma flame]

ms claus called assembly

[hollow garden]

This is what I do when I'm like this

[prisma flame]

probably to mobilize army against us

[vital latch]

you wont get smth good out of it but it'll put your brain in the right place

[hollow garden]

Is this cosmic's secret strat

His Krabby patty formula

His Magnus Opus

[hollow garden]

no why would we do this

[vital latch]

yes this is THE krabby patty secret formula

[hollow garden]

The new guard are the ones I will direct the army at

I think we can reconcile with the liberals

[prisma flame]

no i mean why did ms claus hold assembly

[hollow garden]

@spring bison try DESTROYING the liberals next session so that they are willing to negotiate

I will helpa too

[prisma flame]

we need to stop the republicans too

tehy're getting out of hand

but i dont mind if they attack capitol

we'll beat them aftr

[hollow garden]

The republicans are the liberals I think

[prisma flame]

oh

well in that case

[spring bison]

is bookish pro-republic or is he trying to do schizophrenic constitutional monarchy

[prisma flame]

common enemy

[prisma flame]

im like the communist in this mw

[hollow garden]

For the general mobilization I believe

[west path]

yeah i have a target

planning to write for the MW

[prisma flame]

im MORE pro republic but constitutional monarchy is fine

[spring bison]

I will form the National Front

[prisma flame]

btw

[hollow garden]

But don't worry after I finish the coup I will reverse the thing she is doing if it's harmful for you

[prisma flame]

i lost contorl

like unironically i lost control

[west path]

@hollow garden is playing as an aztec in finland silly

[prisma flame]

we wouldve been fine

[hollow garden]

Based

[prisma flame]

but red army isnt willing to negotiate

[frosty drum]

Chat am I chill in noox mw

[prisma flame]

my OWN army isnt loyal to me

thats crazy

[spring bison]

the Young Elves will still exist

[hollow garden]

Ck?

[prisma flame]

btw

[hollow garden]

yes

[prisma flame]

nooxd said

[spring bison]

worker rights isint communism

[prisma flame]

red army still not unified

[spring bison]

elf rights isint communism

[prisma flame]

yes but its more of a communist revolution than anything

[frosty drum]

@prisma flame @spring bison

[prisma flame]

emphasis on revolution

[hollow garden]

I mean we still haven't done what they wanted

I hope they will unify after we do

[spring bison]

I think Santa should be destroyed and an Arab Republic to be stablished

[prisma flame]

the problem is that they would help you win battles

[hollow garden]

isn't that a good thing?

[prisma flame]

i think you'll be fine unless the red army does unexpected and executes you

because unironically they're out of my control at this point

[spring bison]

and I think instead of making presents we should make bombs to destroy ISIS

[prisma flame]

i can only persuade them

[prisma flame]

no i mean the problem is that they would only help if they're unified

[hollow garden]

(@frosty drum you are not getting handed over)

Booksih is being a bit schizophrenic

[west path]

yes

ck2

[hollow garden]

real

[prisma flame]

yes but things can change

[spring bison]

Robo Santa bomb ISIS

[prisma flame]

if we end up doing a full raid on the capitol they might execute skillerz without my say in it

but maybe not

we'll just see

[spring bison]

not if I evacuate him

[hollow garden]

I will support you with half of the mobilized army if you want to fight them

[spring bison]

I will evacuate skillerz

[prisma flame]

tbh peak mw is when the player is an actual person in the game or similar

[hollow garden]

@frosty drum we are evacuating you

Bookish is an anti monarchist shaitan

[prisma flame]

IM FINE with skillerz

remember i made the compromise

[spring bison]

I will evacuate him

[prisma flame]

but red army was not having it

[hollow garden]

I mean even if you are not

You are our ally in the civil war

[hollow garden]

🙏

[spring bison]

https://youtu.be/z-8PtFUWEFM?si=49YZ_eWZ-uSaeS6U

[prisma flame]

btw this is my fault for making the manifesto about executing the entire royal family

they had bad expectations bro

that was just like

to get them riled up

i didnt think they would care so much about specifics smh

[frosty drum]

Remember yall
Our Hatred of Ms Claus unified us under one common goal

[prisma flame]

yes ntw

Ms Claus HAS to be executed by us

no one else

[hollow garden]

Nice but not as peak as the other one

[spring bison]

yes

[frosty drum]

@hollow garden

[prisma flame]

how do you feel about your mother's upcoming execution?

public execution mind you

like the french king and queen

[hollow garden]

Eh maybe they will calm down a bit when Mrs Claus is executed

or maybe this will make them even more zealous

[prisma flame]

imagine they ignore orders and storm the capitol to kill everyone

[hollow garden]

The mf opposed all my proposals

[prisma flame]

after this civil war thingy

uh

we need to have an iron fist on rebels

armies cant just be breaking off and doing their own thing

[hollow garden]

Is booksih doing sublimental messaging

[spring bison]

The National Front Party will win

[prisma flame]

that was the original plan

when i wrote manifesto

the plan was to siege the capitol and kill every royal

[frosty drum]

I wonder what the outside world thinks of The Northpole Civil war

[prisma flame]

and government official

btw remember

[spring bison]

they dont know

[frosty drum]

@hollow garden

[prisma flame]

this all happened because of the death of Jolly Snowfensin

[spring bison]

what

what happened

[frosty drum]

Ms claus*

[prisma flame]

so they were a republican that randomly went missing

then their body was found

[hollow garden]

Unreal

[prisma flame]

the new guard was so mad that they started revolution

[hollow garden]

Who was this guy

[prisma flame]

and sold guns

which prompted me to make guns

[spring bison]

BERNARD CIRCAS REFERENCE

[prisma flame]

which started my reovlution

[hollow garden]

Chika probably is happy

[hollow garden]

Literally

[prisma flame]

republican

[frosty drum]

I'm 90% sure belemin killed him

[prisma flame]

ALSO they def started republican revolution

[hollow garden]

Are you Kibner

[spring bison]

Bernard Circas is the goat btw

rip to our hero

[hollow garden]

It's about to end

[frosty drum]

Ms Claus is the true enemy

[hollow garden]

The republicans can be reconciled with

[prisma flame]

why is my territory unironically so big

[hollow garden]

We only need to destroy the new guard

[hollow garden]

Ciara and him are the goats of sordland socialism

[frosty drum]

@hollow garden She agreed with you on ONE THING
That's it
A small little part of something

[spring bison]

Ciara is not socialist

what

[hollow garden]

Quantity over quality 🥱

[prisma flame]

25k men or something buddy

[hollow garden]

She is left leaning though

[spring bison]

liberal

[prisma flame]

why nooxd mw peak

[frosty drum]

Btw chat

[prisma flame]

wjy did you send that twiec

what does that mean

[hollow garden]

What is it

[midnight ocean]

I did but I am still short a couple provinces

I’ve been mostly playing tall but I’ll get there

[frosty drum]

I don't remember all I remember is it was the last thing of something

[hollow garden]

do you actually remember but is telling me this as like a way of asking me to remember

[spring bison]

The NFP will march on the capital

[hollow garden]

Or do you not fr remember

[frosty drum]

Kind of

[spring bison]

actually Twovo can host tomorrow

[prisma flame]

btw nooxd said they'll give an update later so maybe this can wrap up before next session even starts

[frosty drum]

Kind of

[spring bison]

at the same time

bowistan is not getting hosted for 7 hours

[frosty drum]

How disastrous would it be if I died?

In the mw

[spring bison]

republican revolution

[prisma flame]

uh the royal line would die right

[spring bison]

ms dictator would take over

[prisma flame]

tht's pretty bad

[hollow garden]

It would destabilize the loyalist cause but there are other members of the royal family

[spring bison]

ms dictator is still alive

[prisma flame]

she's about to die to the crimson army

[frosty drum]

Isnt an Uncle a general

[prisma flame]

wait a minute

[spring bison]

yeah but she would still take over if skillerz dies

[prisma flame]

i forgot about that

[spring bison]

until then

[prisma flame]

yea btw @hollow garden can i have the uncle too

i wanna kill him as well

hes in the manifesto

[hollow garden]

no

[prisma flame]

Crimson Manifesto

For too long have the workers suffered for the corrupt Santa regime. Choosing between factions is like having to stay content with the lesser evil. I say enough. Peaceful negotiations are impossible. We, the good workers, will come to arms to bring about true change! The tyrannical Mrs. Claus, Jr. Claus, Jackson Claus, and the rest of the Santa royal family will be executed for their crimes against the common man! Afterwards, there shall be an new assembly where workers will be able to vote for policies that benefit them.

[spring bison]

he has nothing to do with this

[prisma flame]

this is the manifesto

[spring bison]

no

[prisma flame]

ok

[hollow garden]

Why did you write everyone in the manifesto 😔

[prisma flame]

lets hope crimson army doesnt

want him too

[frosty drum]

@prisma flame you get ms Claus
She's a threat to the entire north pole
You'll be doing everyone a big favor

[west path]

@hollow garden so the aztec finland idea failed

[prisma flame]

yes i only want ms claus... BUT the crimson army isnt cooperating

like i have a big army

but its not technically loyal to me

[hollow garden]

What happened

[west path]

peasant revolt cooked me

and for some reason my army did like -10000 damage

[hollow garden]

WHAT

Peasant revolt?

[west path]

im not kidding

[hollow garden]

Is this fr

[west path]

i had a 28 martial commander

and another 23 martial commander

spearheading the army

and it STILL FAILED

SOMEHOW

[west path]

yeah idk why but i think i was given some of the worlds worst debuffs and for no reason aswell

👽

[hollow garden]

lmao

This is unreal

[hollow garden]

Are you sure it's not a bug?

Like a 28 and 23 commander

[prisma flame]

ok but they'll def want him unable to take political power

[hollow garden]

And it's a peasant revolt

[spring bison]

@hollow garden you should form an organization and we should form a coalition

[prisma flame]

btw

[hollow garden]

Yeah I don't have respect to the guy

[prisma flame]

when civil war over

[hollow garden]

I'm only loyal to Santa the second

[prisma flame]

we should have a timeskip

for skillerz to grow up

[spring bison]

no

what

[hollow garden]

I have the red wings guys

[spring bison]

I mean

[prisma flame]

otherwise hes just gonna be 3 the entire mw

[spring bison]

form a party

like me

[prisma flame]

no point in trying to indoctrinate him

[spring bison]

National Front

[hollow garden]

Ah

[vital latch]

for a sec I thought you meant to have a game room timeskip

[west path]

might be

[hollow garden]

Real

[west path]

but idk if its worth checking

should i play aztec colony as like

a vassal

[hollow garden]

I would be pissed if this happened to me

[hollow garden]

yes

[west path]

@vital latch when ultimate chicken horse

[hollow garden]

Try to conquer Britian

[prisma flame]

@frosty drum btw my original plan was to force them to give you up and then raise you under the ideals and rules of the crimson reform so that you would be my puppet and that i would have absolute power

[vital latch]

not tonight I have plans in under a hour

[hollow garden]

Everyone knew this

[hollow garden]

Have fun

[prisma flame]

shouldve given him up

[spring bison]

I have drafted a bill

the peacefull realocation act

[prisma flame]

whwt it do

[spring bison]

anyone that we find wrong will be exterminated

and its bloodline too

[west path]

I STILL HAVE THE SAVE WHERE I MADE THIS EMPIRE @hollow garden

[prisma flame]

not against this

for crown loyalists

[hollow garden]

WHAT

You do??

[west path]

yes

[spring bison]

The NFP will successfully pass this bill btw

[west path]

i kept it for the MP game

[frosty drum]

@hollow garden

[west path]

that

never happened

✊

[hollow garden]

why am I wrong

😔

[frosty drum]

Wdym

[west path]

im wiping irl

[spring bison]

does ethnicities exist between the elfs

[frosty drum]

I never said you're wrong

[hollow garden]

Tuhana the great

Where are you

[west path]

that save is dead

dead in the water

gone

[hollow garden]

Awww

You gave me hope qevie

[west path]

its joever unfortunately

no saving that

[prisma flame]

It is currently 25 F here

Too warm

[spring bison]

@hollow garden you should be the United North Party

[prisma flame]

Im becoming the crimson party

Not reformists because party sounds better

[spring bison]

ew

do The People’s Freedom and Justice Party

[frosty drum]

@prisma flame @spring bison @hollow garden

[prisma flame]

The biggest gripe with crimson party

Is that it's green

Bro

Why isn't it red...

[hollow garden]

Is this a Muslim brotherhood reference

[spring bison]

name it The People’s Freedom and Justice Party

[prisma flame]

No

[hollow garden]

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Freedom_and_Justice_Party_(Egypt)

[prisma flame]

I can say crimson army

[hollow garden]

Nvm

[prisma flame]

Crimson palace

[hollow garden]

It has no people

[prisma flame]

Etc

[prisma flame]

Spoiler

[spring bison]

WHAT

ITS REAL

[frosty drum]

What do yall think?

[spring bison]

https://codex.torporgames.com/the-peoples-freedom-and-justice-party

[hollow garden]

We also have Ricter

[prisma flame]

Why don't you fly the sleigh

[hollow garden]

Egyptian politics are a sordland reference

[prisma flame]

That's like your job now

[hollow garden]

We have things like a "president" a "supreme court"

[frosty drum]

I've explained time and time again why a currently cant

[spring bison]

why are you cringe

[hollow garden]

Where have I heard these things before

[prisma flame]

Why need to do a timeskip

[spring bison]

no

[prisma flame]

Why can't it be crimson its the brand now

[prisma flame]

But then skillerz will be old enough to actually rule

Otherwise we're always gonna fight over a 3 year old

There could even be a new member of the claus family

Timmy Claus

[hollow garden]

Constitutionally skillerz has the right to rule

[spring bison]

twovo can just make time pass fast

[hollow garden]

But the freaking advisors glaze Mrs Claus

[prisma flame]

Yea but hes 3

[spring bison]

until an event happens

or something big

[hollow garden]

@frosty drum when are you saving the nation skillerz

The nation needs you

[prisma flame]

Ok just age up skillerz after civil war

[frosty drum]

When Ms Claus loses her head

[prisma flame]

When a 3 year old is better than Ms Claus

[prisma flame]

I will do it personally

I wrote manifesto i do it

😡