🎲game-room

[sullen pawn]

just grow some hair

[hollow garden]

real

[frosty drum]

@hollow garden @prisma flame do you both wanna trade

[prisma flame]

ok

btw

@sullen pawn belemin shouldnt be mad because if we take out the bandits then they wont invade his land too

[sullen pawn]

i mean yea

[prisma flame]

but

i know belemin

[sullen pawn]

btw its late medeival

[hollow garden]

Yes

[wild mason]

Literally my ruler is the type of guy who would joke with the people about that if anything it should have given like 20 prestige 👽

[prisma flame]

do you think this would work

[sullen pawn]

Loongmen exploders discover an archipelago of islands to the west, where it was thought the world dropped off

[prisma flame]

wow it better be humans

[frank latch]

something feels wrong here

[frosty drum]

Can we send a ship or 2 there to explore
Just to see what's there for now

[sullen pawn]

too far

[frosty drum]

Ndixissjdhxyx7sjsjdus8i

[sullen pawn]

im just creating some things for you all to do later

[prisma flame]

skillerz

you're a major pwoer

what do you want to accomplish

[frosty drum]

@sullen pawn Can we begin examining old books and Ruins of past empires (if there was any)

[hollow garden]

Damn 5 star stewardship

[frank latch]

why does Lithuania control most of everything except Lithuania

[west path]

@sullen pawn can you make clepsydra modeled off of poland

[sullen pawn]

never!!

[prisma flame]

@sullen pawn station army at border and begin training them up

[hollow garden]

@sullen pawn establish a furman of laws for the kingdom and build a network of competent advisors and ministers

[sullen pawn]

which border

[frosty drum]

Study and examine ruins of back then

[hollow garden]

Focus on ability more so than loyalty

[west path]

its name is 1 letter away from being hourglass in polish pal

[prisma flame]

the one bordering bandit land

[sullen pawn]

did bro forget about the desert of bones

[hollow garden]

What is skillerz cooking

[prisma flame]

what

[hollow garden]

Man my leg hurts as fuck

[hollow garden]

Did anything happen about the bandits

[frosty drum]

THOSE WHO KNOW 💀 ☠️ 💀

[prisma flame]

not yet

[sullen pawn]

his people refuse to enter that desert because its littered with animal and human bones from the vampires going on feasting expeditions and eating thousands of bandits

[hollow garden]

I slipped and fell on it 😔

[hollow garden]

Can we execute skillerz

[prisma flame]

ok but we need to invade it

how about

[frosty drum]

No seriously
It's skulls

[frank latch]

RIP

[sullen pawn]

btw the bandits are nomadic peoples and there are hundreds of different groups of them

[prisma flame]

yes

we'll give them the option to join us or die

[hollow garden]

We should initiate dialogue with them

[sullen pawn]

they're nomadic they dont want to civilize!

[hollow garden]

And make them join mine and bookish's nations peacefully

[sullen pawn]

99% of the time its on sight

[hollow garden]

They don't need to

[sullen pawn]

but... this doesnt make sense

[prisma flame]

then they DIE

[hollow garden]

they just need to pledge allegiance to the crowns

[prisma flame]

kill them all then

actually

what if we get the vampires to help us

[sullen pawn]

the bandit groups that may currently be near ur borders may move all the way to the other side of the desert within just a few months

[hollow garden]

And maybe pay taxes from time and time and offer troops in war

[sullen pawn]

they dont stay in one place

[prisma flame]

we could sell them to vampires as livestock right

[hollow garden]

And in return they get the protection and help from the state

[sullen pawn]

they have little intrest in your affairs

they wont help

[frosty drum]

B- but guys 😱
The- The Bones 😨

[hollow garden]

Why so?

[sullen pawn]

dawg they dont stay in one place

[hollow garden]

I know

[sullen pawn]

they dont do diplomacy

they are hunter gatheres

[prisma flame]

i hate vampires

ok then

[hollow garden]

👽

[prisma flame]

@hollow garden official alliance first off

[hollow garden]

Unreal

[hollow garden]

yes meridia and Esgaroth

Forever buddies

And friends

BFF

[frosty drum]

@hollow garden what is our relations with Valenguard

[sullen pawn]

dementia skillerz

[frosty drum]

Wrong ping

[prisma flame]

theyre vampires

[sullen pawn]

very little contact

only once or twice a year to exchange exports and imports

[frosty drum]

I remember now
I was asleep for 12 hours

[hollow garden]

@sullen pawn capitalize on Meridia's state as a tradehub and expand our roads and transportation networks alongside an expansion of the eastern ports

[hollow garden]

Well I guess I'm netural

I haven't had much contact with the vampires

[prisma flame]

skillerz would you like to join our trade alliance

we want to protect free trade around the world

this one isnt a military one

[sullen pawn]

btw thats like muscovy and england doign trade shit in the 1200s

yall are across the continent

[prisma flame]

ugh

[hollow garden]

Guh

[prisma flame]

we need to go east

if the world is round we'll end up at skillerz

rreal

[wild mason]

yes

My alliances grow

[hollow garden]

@sullen pawn what's the dynastic situation of me and bookish

[sullen pawn]

you're sailers refuse to go as they beleive they will fall off the world

[prisma flame]

stupid sailors

[hollow garden]

I want bookish's dynasty to get my throne

[hollow garden]

Stupid sailors

[hollow garden]

yoo

You are doing quite good actually

Did the crusades start?

[cerulean siren]

been a while

[wild mason]

No its only 920 rn

[hollow garden]

I didn't know you were a ck3 fan twovo

[frosty drum]

@sullen pawn how good is our navy now?

[hollow garden]

Garlika 😔✊

[sullen pawn]

i mean its like about the same

what r u improving

[wild mason]

Most of them are already in matrilineal marriages

MEaning

Next generation is going to be huge

[prisma flame]

ok i would like to establish trade like this (mainly with solarith though)

the least with vok

for reasons

[hollow garden]

Your king has 6 offspring

Nice

[frosty drum]

Size and Capacity
And Distance that they could travel

[prisma flame]

yea i hope your dynasty dies

everytime i play ck3 non modded

i just try to end the caroling dynasty

[hollow garden]

@frosty drum secure our trade routes from bandit raids and general threats and offer incentives for foreign merchants with reduced taxes and tarrifs in Meridia and market Meridia as a hub of commerce

[hollow garden]

REAL

all my homies hate the carlings

[prisma flame]

when i play agot i try to SLAUGHTER all targaryens and all starks

[hollow garden]

@prisma flame would you do this

🙏

[frosty drum]

My people are horrified at the desert because of the Bones

[prisma flame]

ok

[cunning niche]

@prisma flame when is the game of thrones X fortnite collab

[sullen pawn]

alliance

[sullen pawn]

what does this mean

dynastic?

[hollow garden]

I hate the Lacinsters

[hollow garden]

The situation of our royal families basically

[prisma flame]

i cant wait for dragon event

[hollow garden]

They feel arrogant to me

[sullen pawn]

i mean its pretty basic

[prisma flame]

can we marry our families into each other

yes no

[sullen pawn]

bookish' king is cousins with the council member who represents the voksularian colonies

[cunning niche]

I cant wait for the wildling invasion event

[sullen pawn]

i mean yall could but ur cultures are pretty different

[prisma flame]

white walker invasion

[prisma flame]

its a sign of true alliance

[sullen pawn]

and meridia is more respected by loongmen, solanthia, voksularum, and sablonroge than esgaroth is

[hollow garden]

I want to marry the heir price into one of the junior nobles in bookish's house maternally

[cunning niche]

Stannis baratheon my goat

[hollow garden]

So that the house ruling meridia and Esgaroth is the same

[cunning niche]

Whats agot?

[prisma flame]

a game of thrones

[hollow garden]

Game of Thrones

[prisma flame]

mod

its a ck3 mod

[cunning niche]

For what

[prisma flame]

and ck2 mod

[cunning niche]

Game

[hollow garden]

Does it matter though?

[cunning niche]

Oh ck3

[prisma flame]

ck3 agot is better than ck3 btw

[cunning niche]

I need ck3 now

[prisma flame]

unironically

[sullen pawn]

i mean yea sort of

[prisma flame]

you can do everything

[sullen pawn]

@cunning niche play my mw!

[prisma flame]

from taming dragons

to conquering houses

etc

[hollow garden]

You mean ck2?

[prisma flame]

ck2 agot is better than ck2

i mean vanilla

games

[hollow garden]

You can play it on ck2 too

[cunning niche]

And ck3 agot is better than ck3

[hollow garden]

And it's free

[west path]

true btw

[hollow garden]

Really?

[prisma flame]

yea its good there too

[cunning niche]

I don like ck3’s ui

[hollow garden]

I played a bit of the mod

[wild mason]

7* because I might be able to legitimize this hostage

[west path]

ck2 AGOT and ck3 AGOT beat their base games respectively

[hollow garden]

And it was amazing

[frosty drum]

@sullen pawn what resources do I have in the nation

[west path]

ck2 AGOT is better than basegame ck2 and basegame ck3 btw

[sullen pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/thomas-the-tank-engine-trains-crash-wreck-fail-gif-3483319

[hollow garden]

Marriages like this happened all the time in medieval Europe tho

[prisma flame]

the problem with base ck3 is that unless you're a history nerd it's hard to care about like anyone

[sullen pawn]

i aint stawpin yall

[wild mason]

Lets go

[prisma flame]

in ck3 agot you do care for the houses cause it's game of thrones

[cunning niche]

Who wanna gift me ck3 for christmaa

[wild mason]

@oiljohn

[hollow garden]

True

[sullen pawn]

[hollow garden]

I think the experience of the mod would be much more fun if I actually knew the lore

[hollow garden]

Amazing

[prisma flame]

garlic garlic i want to build up army and trade with solarith + some other nations

i hope belemin SHUTS UP

@prime compass i HATE you

[sullen pawn]

i hope he SHOWS UP

[west path]

i would gift you it if it wasnt so fucking overpriced 🕊️

[prisma flame]

unironically it's 10x worse for me if he shows up

because hes vok

[sullen pawn]

i need an octara and sablonroge player fr 💔

[sullen pawn]

chroo

[cunning niche]

Give me savlonroge

[sullen pawn]

but remember it takes forever for voks to make deciisons because there council is very divided

[cunning niche]

@wild mason its only 8 dollars

[prisma flame]

haha

[sullen pawn]

theyve had multiple mini civil wars

[prisma flame]

nerds

imagine having a republic

[sullen pawn]

yas

[cunning niche]

Im best fit for sablon rouge

[hollow garden]

@sullen pawn send an envoy to both borean and vok to negotiate trade deals with them

[sullen pawn]

chro..

[sullen pawn]

borean is isolationist

[hollow garden]

She dieda

[hollow garden]

Oh welp

[wild mason]

I kinda wanna buy myself games though 💔

[hollow garden]

What about the envoy to vok

[prisma flame]

can i try to spread propaganda to these colonies to get them to vote in favor of esgaroth

[sullen pawn]

they used to be quite powerful but sablonroge and voksularum basically genocided and massacured their army and people

[sullen pawn]

theere is no voting

[cunning niche]

Its okay mr blumi 💔💔

[prisma flame]

oh

well

propaganda

to get them to wnt to rejoin

myy

beautiful empire

[hollow garden]

You don't have to let people pressure you Blum

[cunning niche]

@sullen pawn am i stronger than the greenskin?

The gib gobs

[sullen pawn]

voksularum is a "council" but its really just a king that has a bunch of angels on his shoulders telling him what to do

[sullen pawn]

yes but loongmen is protecting them

[west path]

@cunning niche should i get ultimate chicken horse and slay the spire

[hollow garden]

Corrupt nation

[midnight ocean]

It’s kinda difficult but you need to have a strong army which depending on the size of your kingdom could mean sacrificing some other parts of your budget and you also need to be constantly raiding if your tribal

[prisma flame]

corrupt

wow

[wild mason]

~bt

[prisma flame]

so corrupt

[hardy saffron]

@wild mason: No problem yet 💔💔

[sullen pawn]

not corrupt just a dictatorship

[prime compass]

Mfs im in the train ..

[sullen pawn]

i mean

[prisma flame]

omg

belemin

[prime compass]

I cant join

[sullen pawn]

the council makes all the deciisons

[prisma flame]

i said nothing

[hollow garden]

Well more like oligrachy

[prisma flame]

imagine having trains bro

[sullen pawn]

dwag you just need to be in chat

[hollow garden]

hii belemin

[prime compass]

MY HANDS ARE COLD 😭

[sullen pawn]

yea ig

[sullen pawn]

lol

[hollow garden]

Warm them using birch wood

[prime compass]

Car klez

[prisma flame]

belemin stay out

[wild mason]

I became a kingdom

[midnight ocean]

Yeah that’s the play

[prime compass]

Wow this how you talk to me now...

[prisma flame]

now invade england

[prime compass]

Oh

I thought

SLUR

[cunning niche]

I really want to play as house stark and like not mess up how robb stark did 😢

[midnight ocean]

What

[sullen pawn]

lock in banana boy

[prime compass]

Brother kleznam where is birch wood on a train

[prime compass]

Nothing

[cunning niche]

STRONGER THAN THE GIB GOBS?

[prisma flame]

you probably win that unless the targs have dragons and obliterate your army

[frank latch]

why hasn't there been a game of thrones map war yet

[sullen pawn]

yes but loongmen 👽

[frank latch]

at least to my knowledge

[prisma flame]

i could do it but im not up to date on game of thrones lore

[cunning niche]

I will make it

[midnight ocean]

https://tenor.com/view/alien-talking-alien-talking-keep-yapping-your-mouth-alien-babbling-gif-17459379075847540969

[prime compass]

Why

[wild mason]

the mf danelaw tried invading me when I was prussia in like 890

[prisma flame]

you're an opp this map war

[hollow garden]

Who is danelaw

[prime compass]

What I do

[prisma flame]

alien get revennge and end his pathetic dynasty and then take his lands and then then then

[frank latch]

I have absolutely no idea what happens in Game Of Thrones

[cunning niche]

@sullen pawn in this timeline was port sablublanc finished?

[prisma flame]

you're vok

[prime compass]

My hands cold

Help

I type slow af

[prisma flame]

it's like backstabbing and war and uh thrones

[hollow garden]

@sullen pawn is it possible to establish an alliance with the duke of this area?

[hollow garden]

I'm sorria belemin

[hollow garden]

I watched a short lore video

It was peak

[cunning niche]

Stanuts baratheon

[sullen pawn]

theres no duke in that area

[wild mason]

HAHAHAHAH

[prime compass]

How to warm

[hollow garden]

What does that area have then

[prime compass]

There is no birch wood

[cunning niche]

Does Maester Aemon die?

[prime compass]

Yes

[hollow garden]

W

[cunning niche]

You have ne

Me

I own that nation

[hollow garden]

Banan don't spoila..

😔✊

[prime compass]

Jolly...why not merry

Sad 😢

[cunning niche]

Maester aemon is a targ

[hollow garden]

Wait banan is sabringola?

[frosty drum]

E

[hollow garden]

You are the only one who is merry

Everyone else is jolly

[cunning niche]

Sablonrouge*

[hollow garden]

Get with the times old man

[spring bison]

lots of games related to thrones happen

[prime compass]

Why you dont stand with me 😢

[cunning niche]

Whenever you play the game of thrones you either win or die

[prisma flame]

@sullen pawn

[sullen pawn]

z

[prisma flame]

ok launch offensive on bandits

[hollow garden]

I will tell you a story about a friend of mine

[prime compass]

Im gonanna go

[spring bison]

wannabe Rome

[prime compass]

Fein

[cerulean siren]

My favorite paradox map game

[hollow garden]

Byea

[prime compass]

Tell in dms

[prisma flame]

belemin is wannabe rome

[prime compass]

The story

[hollow garden]

When you get back home

[prime compass]

I DIDNT EVEN DO ANYTHING!!

[spring bison]

only 191 hours?

[prisma flame]

you pikced the worst kingdom buddy

[prime compass]

Thats in 2+ hour

[prisma flame]

give my lands back

[hollow garden]

@sullen pawn me and man will launch an expedition to stabilize the area

[prime compass]

Stop hating..

[prisma flame]

ok also

[wraith quarry]

i'm man

[prime compass]

Ok imma go now

[prisma flame]

we kill all bandits we see

[prime compass]

Grundierung

[prisma flame]

don't leave even a single person alive

[cerulean siren]

My pc was broke all summer

[spring bison]

tell me it

[hollow garden]

Do you want to form a marriage alliance

Between meridia and sabonrogue

[cerulean siren]

I keep thinking @spring bison and @prime compass are the same cuz of the pfp

[hollow garden]

Sablonrogue

[spring bison]

how

[hollow garden]

Just because it's a black guy?

Smh smh

Racist twovo

Exposed

[frank latch]

🤯

[spring bison]

RACIST CONFIRMED

[cunning niche]

“Three great men sit in a room, a king, a priest and the rich man. Between them stands a common sellsword. Each great man bids the sellsword kill the other two. Who lives? Who dies? He's got no crown, no gold, and no favor with the gods"

“But he has a sword, the power of life and death?.”

“But if the swordsman's who rule, why do we pretend kings hold all the power? When Ned Stark lost his head, who was truly responsible:
Joffrey, the executioner, or something else?"

“Power resides where men believe it resides, it's a trick, a shadow on the wall, and a very small man can cast a very large shadow"*

[cerulean siren]

Its the smile

[sullen pawn]

the fighting is harsh and bloody but your estimations are that you have killed more bandits

[prisma flame]

lebron what was your name before the lebron persona or IS the lebron persona your main one?

[hollow garden]

This goes hard

[prisma flame]

like please expllain

[cunning niche]

Yes

[prisma flame]

good also don't let any live; the goal is to remove them since they're seen as barbarians

[hollow garden]

@prisma flame I think this is good for now

[spring bison]

its not a persona

I AM LeBron James

[hollow garden]

Isn't this a bit too far

[prisma flame]

they wont ever join peacefully

also no one will care right

[hollow garden]

@sullen pawn in my areas focus on integrating the barbarians

[cunning niche]

@sullen pawn was sablublanc built in this timeline?

[prisma flame]

wait what if we try to sell them to vampires

[sullen pawn]

@prisma flame @hollow garden some of your soldiers are starting to become demoralized, the bandits are resorting to using child soldiers as they do not have enough men to defend themselves
You are orphaning many children and when you are attacking temportary settlements you find sobbing children and people who have commited suicide

[spring bison]

but before it was radio and before that it was the kingdom of god

[hollow garden]

And offer their leaders who join the status of nobility of the new areas

[hollow garden]

I think this is enough

[sullen pawn]

your diseases are also murdering many of them as they arent used to this much exposure to you all

[frosty drum]

@sullen pawn build more farms around the Coasts

[prisma flame]

spread propaganda that these bandits are inhuman barbarian savages

[sullen pawn]

what even was this cuh

[hollow garden]

Annex the new occupied territory

[prisma flame]

annex the territory

[hollow garden]

and name it Laveland

[cerulean siren]

@sullen pawn can i be the bandits

[sullen pawn]

sorry i want them as NPC

[prisma flame]

ok annex the territory we have for now but it's not going to have many residents, just armies

[cunning niche]

The main port froh wanted to build

[sullen pawn]

its smarter to keep it occupied to discourage emigration

[cunning niche]

But couldnt

Finish

[sullen pawn]

oh yea theres a port there

[cerulean siren]

Canbi be pirates?

[sullen pawn]

there arent any yet

[spring bison]

someone ping me

[frosty drum]

@sullen pawn next I shall build Mines in the mountains for minerals

[sullen pawn]

@spring bison

[cerulean siren]

Then lets change that

[spring bison]

okay bye

[sullen pawn]

nah

[cunning niche]

Was it finished in this timeline?

Froh wanted it to be a mega port

[sullen pawn]

this timeline is SUPER diferent from the actual thing

im basically only using the map and names

[cunning niche]

Okay

But like

Was the port built

[sullen pawn]

and not even the entire map i added multiple continents i made on my own

[sullen pawn]

yes it is built in the mw

[prisma flame]

ok keep this area occupied and force the remaining barbarians to civilize or die. laws will be harsh and they wont be treated like civilians

[cunning niche]

Okay

[hollow garden]

You could be that one northern naval nation

[sullen pawn]

all the bandits have left

[hollow garden]

And act as pirates

[hollow garden]

Emigration of who?

[sullen pawn]

what nation is zlawg refering to

[sullen pawn]

your people moving into the area

its still dangerous

[prisma flame]

oh then jjust occupy it with military but discourage emigration because it's susceptible to bandit raids

[hollow garden]

I want this

[cunning niche]

Use the mega port as our main trading hub aswell as military i also want you to build shops, bazaars, and resteraunts around the port

[hollow garden]

Keep garrisons to pacify the local population

[sullen pawn]

the area is still very prone to bandit raids

they ride in on horses, terrorize people, and leave

[hollow garden]

@sullen pawn Build a small but highly trained professional army with a focus on defense and mobility and station it at Laveland to gain experience fighting the bandit raiders

[prisma flame]

garlic i would like this area to become training grounds for my military

[hollow garden]

We will abolish our levy system

And instead focus on an actually professional volunteer army

Ain't no way

[prisma flame]

what timeline are we living in bro

[sour grotto]

he cant be mentioned

[hollow garden]

Help him Mario

[sour grotto]

the d guy cannot be mentioned

btw

[hollow garden]

Instead of simping for peach

[hollow garden]

why

[frosty drum]

HOW TF ARE YOU TALKING

[sullen pawn]

did he get banned

[cunning niche]

Fr?

Which one?

[sour grotto]

yes he should be automodded

[hollow garden]

They banning everything nowadays 😔✊

[sour grotto]

https://tenor.com/view/roblox-dancing-groovy-moves-sassy-gif-17864082

[sullen pawn]

bro didnt catch the joke, did he

[hollow garden]

Did he talk?

[frosty drum]

Ban Breathing on the server when

[sour grotto]

oh i see it now

@hollow garden how did you say his name

[hollow garden]

@sullen pawn Hire mercenaries from the north to bolster our forces using trade revenue to fund their contracts

[sour grotto]

its automodded

[steep merlin]

https://yagpdb.xyz/public/522561390330904585/log/81979

[hollow garden]

I'm not sure

[frosty drum]

Tomorrow I'll be on this server for 2 years

[sullen pawn]

sead dession

[hollow garden]

no 👽

[wild mason]

~bt

[hardy saffron]

@wild mason: Work at sea

[prisma flame]

@sullen pawn spread numerous amounts of propaganda pertaining to how barbarians are savages with war stories and more to make people want to join the army and fight them. Also begin training troops harder with the specialization of killing these bandit tribes.

[wild mason]

🤯 my first grandchild

[frosty drum]

@sullen pawn how did the new farms and mines go?

[hollow garden]

@sullen pawn focus on sheep farming and cotton growing and use these raw materials to help produce textiles provide funding from the crown to the new textile guilds

To help set them up

[hollow garden]

Gauronas will one day become king

What's his traits

[prisma flame]

@sullen pawn also slightly different approach; barbarians that aren't killed or removed will be allowed to live as lesser civilians (for now) in the occupied land with forced integration. harsh laws.

and yes they're vulnerable to attacks

but we dont care about them

[wild mason]

This is my next heir

[hollow garden]

@sullen pawn send a small scout group secretly and make them poison this lake

So that the river coming from it becomes poisoned too and hurts the tribes in the area

[wild mason]

Does piety get passed on between generations

[hollow garden]

I..I-I don't s-stutter

[wild mason]

because I don't understand how I have 2k

[hollow garden]

He is horrible ngl

[prisma flame]

this is a great plan yes i hate those savages and nothing is off limits

[hollow garden]

But I guess it depends on how he will be like when he matures

[wild mason]

OK

I need 5K to reform

Is this even possible

Like

[hollow garden]

I think yes

[wild mason]

🤯

[hollow garden]

Who is the person who first started using squares to elude to cities in mapwars

Because like everyone does it now

[prisma flame]

@sullen pawn ok outside of bandits I would like to make a really good navy and protect these seas from pirates and other criminal activity

[sullen pawn]

Idk

[prisma flame]

this will benefit everyone

[hollow garden]

Supportive spouse

[prisma flame]

better trade

[sullen pawn]

There are no pirates

[wild mason]

My alliance keeps growing

[sullen pawn]

Not possible in the 12th century

[prisma flame]

well either way to protect the seas from any rogue militaries that might show up

[cerulean siren]

Actually not that hard if tribal

[sullen pawn]

Voks has that down

[prisma flame]

yes but vok is tyrannical

I want my own ships

the real goal

is to just have a strong navy

[cerulean siren]

Stop 👽 u little just needa do theologian and holy wars

[prisma flame]

the rest is justification to other nations

[frosty drum]

@sullen pawn how did the farms and mines go

[cerulean siren]

Each one of my heirs have even gotten to 5k piety and some of them are even religious

On frfr it easy ash

[hollow garden]

@sullen pawn Standardize our currency to facilitate commerce and gain trust from traders
It will be like this
The Ronas is 100 Reks
And the rek is 100 Leres

Each Ronas has third the value of it's weight in silver

[prisma flame]

we should use the same currency

[wild mason]

OK what the fuck is happening

[sullen pawn]

Well

[hollow garden]

And we will start a medival bank to value this currency

[cerulean siren]

Not even that bad fr

[hollow garden]

Sure

@cerulean siren what nation are you

[cerulean siren]

Im not playing yet

[hollow garden]

I will absorb your cats

[hollow garden]

What's happening

Can you show the diplomacy screen

[west path]

you joined your allies wars i think

[prisma flame]

@sullen pawn

garlic

[wild mason]

There are three seperate wars happening
Two of them are easy wins
but the third one might ruin that and make us lose them all

[hollow garden]

Okay this looks a bit bad

[cerulean siren]

Invade sweeden!

[hollow garden]

What's the troop amount of that guy in Belarus

[wild mason]

One war won

[cerulean siren]

Rename kingdom when

[sullen pawn]

Hi

[prisma flame]

yes

but heres the thingggg

garlic

this time it will be different

different different

[wild mason]

@hollow garden

[hollow garden]

What's that large realm to your south

Poland?

[marsh lance]

This mf tyler the creator is the modern beethoven

[hollow garden]

Omaga pat

[wild mason]

Yeah

[hollow garden]

I'm his biggest hater bro

I hate on him everyday

[marsh lance]

ECRAZ

[wild mason]

idk wtf is happening to them rn

[marsh lance]

Hiii

[cerulean siren]

GET FLANKED

[prisma flame]

theyre bandits theyre braindead

not even united

[hollow garden]

Polska is really wack

[cerulean siren]

Cope

[prisma flame]

,roll kill all bandits, kill most bandits, integrate some bandits, integrate most bandits

[haughty inlet]

bookishpick

:game_die: integrate most bandits

[prisma flame]

fuck you

fine

[hollow garden]

Is the trakai guy stupid

Why is he attacking when you have like double his troop amount

[wild mason]

what

[hollow garden]

🙏

[wild mason]

Poland has good relations with me

[hollow garden]

I feel like you will soon get your dynasty on their throne

[wild mason]

Yes

I matrilneally married as many daughters and nieces as I could to them

another ally

This sucks but I would have been at like -1300 if I didn't join the wars

@hollow garden do you think I should legitimize him ino mu family

[hollow garden]

Cute

What's his territory

or was this chiefdom already your ally

But the previous liege died

[hollow garden]

Hm this is bad

You are losing prestige too

[cerulean siren]

Did gargar die

[hollow garden]

You can do this?

[wild mason]

hes inside my realm

[hollow garden]

Lucjan seems like a good boi

[wild mason]

I think so

[hollow garden]

Does he have any good claims

[wild mason]

The alternative was to deny joining the wars and lose 1500 prestige

Plus I can regain some of it by helping

[hollow garden]

true

There is bad and worse

At least you can achieve some victories too

[wild mason]

Why does this happen when im in wars

[cerulean siren]

Subit to them

[wild mason]

Oh my fucking god

[cerulean siren]

Crazy cuz i actually wanted to do a space mapwar when i came back

[pine copper]

Like some sort of Star Wars

[west path]

rip fantasy mws

sci-fi mws are overtaking

[cerulean siren]

Then i saw klez was already doing one

[cerulean siren]

This it how it gose

[frosty drum]

My Vision of Space MWs being popular is true

[wild mason]

😭

[frosty drum]

https://tenor.com/view/star-wars-clone-wars-begun-the-clone-war-has-gif-21159557

[cerulean siren]

A shift away from Realism and Mordern Map Wars -> Fantasy & Medieval -> Sci-Fi and Space -> Realism Grounded & Cold war era

[west path]

and then its gonna loop

unironically

[wild mason]

Maybe this is a stupid discussion 👽

Theres 1 commonly hosted space mapwar

Theres a historical fantasy mapwar

[cerulean siren]

No such thing

[frosty drum]

One space war already hosting
With 2 more well on the way

[wild mason]

there is a "Cold War" mapwar in 2 weeks

"Modern" mapwar with Fish in a few days

[west path]

i love fish mw

i will never quit

[rustic canyon]

Guys I have question (again)

[west path]

unless beeia quits

existence

[sullen pawn]

bacj

[rustic canyon]

Should I buy Half Life 2 or RDR2 for christmas?

[west path]

rdr2

[hollow garden]

I would say RDR2

[frosty drum]

@sullen pawn why the no

[hollow garden]

Half-life 2 is cool too

[rustic canyon]

Ok

[west path]

half life 2 isn't justified enough as a christmas gift

[sullen pawn]

?

[hollow garden]

Which one is this?

[prisma flame]

continue invading

[rustic canyon]

But rdr2 costs more money

[sullen pawn]

im so damn hngry

i aint eated but a bit uh nuthin

[wild mason]

DEFCON one

[west path]

yeah but its filled to the brim with stuff

[rustic canyon]

And hl2 is just 2,63€

[rustic canyon]

Ok

[west path]

you're so hungry that you could eat what

[wild mason]

the entire visual was supposed to invoke cold war feelings

[sullen pawn]

a h

a ho-

a hor-

[west path]

Animal cruelty

[sullen pawn]

im so hungry i could

[wild mason]

#1313916086030303232 message

[west path]

You're getting arrested

[sullen pawn]

im so hungry i could eat a racoon 🤫

[hollow garden]

If your budget is tight then buy half-life 2

[cerulean siren]

#unkown

[west path]

this is still animal cruelty

did you get racoon meat illegally

[hollow garden]

Ah

[hollow garden]

I'm so hungry

I could eat a

horse

[sullen pawn]

roadkill

ok ngl this was as good preamble session to build the mw

i think its joever+ i need more players

[rustic canyon]

Or orange box (its the same price but more games, so ig orange box is better)

[hollow garden]

Isn't roadkill pretty unhealthy?

[sullen pawn]

nah just risky

[hollow garden]

I'm not sure why you abandoned it this quickly

More people would have joined

[wild mason]

game room mapwar ser ver

[sullen pawn]

idk

i am gonna host more of it tho

[wild mason]

IDK what my vassal is doing but it got me territory so im happy

[hollow garden]

@west path is chronicle happeninga

[west path]

Unsure

soon

[hollow garden]

This looks cool

[wild mason]

Now that I deal with the revolt a plague heads my way

Yeah the baltics are actually hell

[west path]

as a person who lives here

tis true

https://store.steampowered.com/app/2923350/Ultimate_Sheep_Raccoon/ did cosmic make this

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[hollow garden]

https://youtu.be/ghJ_U-GXvho?si=yg5ol49aiotiXXQk

@marsh lance

This video is interesting
Watcha it later
!!

[west path]

judging from the title yeah we are

[hollow garden]

What plague is this

[west path]

Not even Satan would allow me to get a pc from bestbuy for christmas

[west path]

that shits too demonic

[sullen pawn]

@waxen remnant would you eat

[wild mason]

No way

[prime compass]

Hello...

[wild mason]

Hey bbg

[prime compass]

Hi blumi
Mice pls

[hollow garden]

hey ssg

[wild mason]

Im not on phone

They grow

[prime compass]

What does that stand for

[prime compass]

Ok!

[hollow garden]

Sissy girl

[prime compass]

Yeah im blocking you

[hollow garden]

I like Mila's branch

[hollow garden]

plz no

[prime compass]

Im call my boxer friend to beat you Up

[hollow garden]

Nah I'd win

Actually no

I'd lose

[prime compass]

You aint win klez

He is short

So he fast

Aggresive

Powerful

[hollow garden]

But I will get some good hits on him

[hollow garden]

real

[prime compass]

H-h-h-hell nah

[hollow garden]

How short

If I have the height advantage

[prime compass]

Idk

170cm?

[hollow garden]

Then I might win

[hollow garden]

okay he is roughly equal to me in height

I don't have the height advantage

[wraith quarry]

i'd win any fight

[prime compass]

How tall you are

☠️

[hollow garden]

no

[wraith quarry]

yes

you see

[prime compass]

Put bro up against Alex pereira

[wraith quarry]

i have something called
firearms

[wild mason]

how do you remove a vassals county

[hollow garden]

I think around 168-173cm?

I haven't measured In a while

[prime compass]

https://tenor.com/view/alex-pereira-pereira-ufc-alex-pereira-ufc-pereira-alex-ufc-gif-27088281

Klez would you win

[hollow garden]

If you have a good cause you can revoke it from them

[wraith quarry]

i'd win

[hollow garden]

What matters is If I put a fight

[prime compass]

Shsuh

[hollow garden]

Even if I get destroyed

[prime compass]

Shush

[prime compass]

Yes or no question btw..

[wraith quarry]

quiet pleb

[wild mason]

We got gotland

[hollow garden]

Yes

[hollow garden]

yooo

[prime compass]

Klez..

[hollow garden]

How many boats did you get from it?

[prime compass]

Ok next

[wraith quarry]

kleznam has the curse of the pharoah spell

he could easily win

[prime compass]

https://tenor.com/view/khabib-not-me-its-god-gif-12646714

Would you win klez

[frank latch]

,roll france, frane

[haughty inlet]

builderofworldz

:game_die: frane

[wraith quarry]

frane

[hollow garden]

Hm

[prime compass]

Khabib Abdulmanap Nurmagomedov

[hollow garden]

This guy might look peaceful

But he is a beast

[prime compass]

He is..

[hollow garden]

I'd lose

[prime compass]

Yeah

He has record of 29-0

Do you know Connor...mcgregor

[frank latch]

did Garlic host?

[hollow garden]

he probably does the Logan Paul strat

And picks weak opponents

[hollow garden]

He did

[wraith quarry]

https://tenor.com/view/hop-on-war-thunder-hop-on-war-thunder-gif-25012479

[frank latch]

is he still hosting or finished?

[hollow garden]

I mean if I'm being fr

I used to get into fights all the time at school

[prime compass]

Brother...

[hollow garden]

And I would get curb stomped every time

[hollow garden]

He finished a while ago

[prime compass]

"Bring me King Kong if he make 155 let's go"

[hollow garden]

The fish war thunder addiction is too bad

[hollow garden]

When are you cleaning it bow

It's disgusting

The white leftovers

[prime compass]

He did not do logan paul strat Monsieur kleznam..

[frank latch]

I technically already did
never converted it

[hollow garden]

What does this mean

[frank latch]

Somehow it got mirrored however

[hollow garden]

I have no knowledge of UFC but damn

[prime compass]

He will fight anyone

[hollow garden]

@frank latch bow

Can you suggest me something to write about

I want to write but I'm not sure what to write about

[prime compass]

He retired due to his dads death

[wraith quarry]

what was your nation in manneva

[hollow garden]

The Islamic sublime republic

[frank latch]

The struggle of a soldier and the soldier's family throughout a modern holy war

[wraith quarry]

write about it

[hollow garden]

This is a pretty nice prompt

I like it

[wraith quarry]

Sylstarian soilder never returns home from Silota...

[frosty drum]

@frank latch @wraith quarry @hollow garden thoughts (still making the inside continent borders)

[prime compass]

The effect the dropping of the antiproton bomb had on a small child and his family (they are tribal people)

[frank latch]

I don't like it tbh

[hollow garden]

I like it

[frank latch]

weird how the land is horseshoe shaped

[hollow garden]

Something feels off a bit though

[frosty drum]

In heavy development

[frank latch]

@hollow garden better?

[wild mason]

Split the horshoe island into 2 - 3 smaller islands in a horseshoe shape

[frank latch]

100% cleaner

[hollow garden]

yes

[frosty drum]

Might do that

[prime compass]

Kleznam what your nation in fish mw

[frosty drum]

Also planning on having continents outside the horseshoe

[hollow garden]

My nation is this green one

The kingdom of Syrlstia

@frank latch bow

My love

[frank latch]

btw the shoop png is not originally my image

I've just altered it to

1. Give it feets
2. make the background transparent and clean up the soft edges.

[hollow garden]

When are we negotiating an extension of the lease

[frank latch]

was just a random image I pulled off of google

[frank latch]

never

[hollow garden]

🙏

[prime compass]

And you went to war against solstaria or something like that?

[frank latch]

Righftully Terronein land

[hollow garden]

why not

[prime compass]

💔

[frank latch]

if you want more go to war with Ercania or Amazria

[frank latch]

why would I?

[frosty drum]

Skilleria is chill frfr

[frank latch]

@gilded harbor Am alive you are?

Translated into English: (are you available)

[hollow garden]

Silota yes

This yellow nation

[prime compass]

Write about a syrlstian soldiers experience in the minefields in that war

[gilded harbor]

What

[prime compass]

I remember you marched RIGHT into the mines

[frank latch]

@hollow garden if you end the crusades (including all parties involved) we might be able to negotiate

[hollow garden]

Ercania and Amazria are historical allies

[prime compass]

So write about him

[hollow garden]

Unlike YOU

The cruel terronein empire

[gilded harbor]

@frank latch why'd you ping me

[hollow garden]

Has long imperialized halati

[prime compass]

What you think of my idea..

[hollow garden]

For it's own selfish gain

[frank latch]

exactly
so why would I donate territory to you

[frank latch]

Colonized*

[frosty drum]

@hollow garden what are your thoughts on Skilleria frfr

[frank latch]

Amazria Imperialized

I colonized

[hollow garden]

Real

[prime compass]

Nothing else..?

[frank latch]

are you available right now??

[hollow garden]

You probably should distance from qevie

[gilded harbor]

Yeah

[hollow garden]

I think he is trying to puppet your government

[hollow garden]

no

[gilded harbor]

But this looks like fish mw so like

[frank latch]

@rose cape are you alive?

[hollow garden]

I will take inspiration from it in the one bow suggested

[frank latch]

it's just yap

[frosty drum]

I'm allied with half the world

[gilded harbor]

Ph

[prime compass]

Ok..

[hollow garden]

We can be friend

We don't have to be opps

[frank latch]

then let me live in peace 😭

[gilded harbor]

If it's about tmmrw a session I'd rather talk about that in a bit I'm available but not in a good position to yap

[hollow garden]

not really

The CAST isn't necessarily allied with the west

[prime compass]

You can do sum like "Im Westen nichts Neues" where the mc goes back home for a while and learns that his mother got sick and stuff

[hollow garden]

And it's centred around qevie not you

[frank latch]

no idea what abbreviation means

[hollow garden]

If he wants he can abandon you to oil

[frank latch]

but I'm trying to figure out if I can host earlier

and then host again tomorrow 🤯

[hollow garden]

It's not a secure long term position

[gilded harbor]

Tomorrow - tmmrw

[frosty drum]

I have independent alliances with the West

[frank latch]

just say Tomorrow 🙏

[gilded harbor]

I can do stuff today but I also have to pack so

[frank latch]

😔

[hollow garden]

Then let us have a condominium and I will 😔🙏

[gilded harbor]

Yucky Floridian not knowing basic slang

[hollow garden]

Bow

I'm the biggest terronein patriot

[frank latch]

bro wants a building?

[gilded harbor]

Bro doesn't even know what fr means

[hollow garden]

I have always said that Terrone is a model nation

[gilded harbor]

Terrone should replace Terroe

[frank latch]

no
Idk internet slang

[hollow garden]

oh real

[wraith quarry]

insane propaganda

[frank latch]

different

[hollow garden]

Condominium

How is it written

[frank latch]

I think that's right

[gilded harbor]

It's not it's texting alang

[prime compass]

Did you read it..

[frank latch]

Internet slang and texting slang are nearly identical if not the same

especially since both require the internet...

[hollow garden]

Oh it's correct

[frank latch]

and take place on the internet...

[gilded harbor]

That only I use

[hollow garden]

Ah yeah

[hollow garden]

He literally is tho

[prime compass]

Will you use..

[wraith quarry]

@frosty drum ignoring Sylstaria's lies to manipulate you
if qevie tried to control you i will stop him

[frank latch]

Does Skillerz even play?

[hollow garden]

Isn't it obvious that CAST is basically Qevie controlling the other nations

[wraith quarry]

genuine manipulation

[hollow garden]

Like Allania does with RRP

[frosty drum]

Ok

[wraith quarry]

to an extent

[frank latch]

and Amazria with the Eastern alliance?

[wraith quarry]

some nations

[hollow garden]

Why is skillerz allied with the west 😔

You are an eastern skillerz

[frank latch]

we're chill

[hollow garden]

We are your people not them

[marsh lance]

Garlic what the fuck is this

[hollow garden]

I mean it depends

Toastlandia is not in that equal of a position

[frosty drum]

Because Allania tried to Influence me the first 10 minutes of my existance

[hollow garden]

But ercan and me are equal

[prime compass]

Patt!

[marsh lance]

Okasing!!

[frank latch]

tbf so did Terroe

[hollow garden]

The eastern alliance isn't specifically centred on amaz anyway

[hollow garden]

I mean me too

[marsh lance]

Belaymint!

[hollow garden]

I joined the RPP thing

But I left and allied with Orion for a time

[frank latch]

it feels like it is tbh

[prime compass]

Say my name.

[frosty drum]

NSO and
Allania
Tried influencing me the first 20 minutes

[wraith quarry]

why did you have to invade innocent places

i dont understand allat

[frank latch]

This is Belemin's name in Bowistan btw

[marsh lance]

Why did buddy post the amongus meat creature

[frank latch]

Sir Belaymint

[hollow garden]

What innocent places

Quatai and Silota were the wells of shaitan

It's true

[hollow garden]

And I'm not the one responsible for Silota

[marsh lance]

Belemin!!

[prime compass]

Yay hru

[hollow garden]

Belemin

[marsh lance]

Im okay

[wraith quarry]

lies

[hollow garden]

Well you don't have to ally with them

[prime compass]

Youre goddamn right
Will you use the idea

[wraith quarry]

you make stuff up to justify your wars of aggression

[hollow garden]

I'm opps with Allania

[prime compass]

Nice..

[hollow garden]

While being opps with the west too

[prime compass]

Im bff with Allania

[hollow garden]

(true)

[frank latch]

don't we all?

"Terroe started the 2nd Terronein-Orion war"

simply made up

[hollow garden]

@prime compass what faction do you align with in fish mw?

[prime compass]

Terroe is evil

[hollow garden]

The west
CAST
The east

[hollow garden]

Preach

[marsh lance]

Mirror mirror on the chatwall, who has the greatest bowistan riches of them all?

[prime compass]

Whichever one has MANGOS

[wraith quarry]

you did though

[marsh lance]

Genocide land

[frank latch]

completely skipped over the fact that the Ornish Empire began the war by invading my ally

[frosty drum]

When???

[wild mason]

OK so

[frank latch]

which you could have condemned and decided not to support

[prime compass]

Mangos

[wild mason]

I have a free title revocation for a vassal

[wraith quarry]

wasnt my problem

[wild mason]

But its not showing me which vassal

[hollow garden]

I think I have an opinion now on the topic

[wraith quarry]

my problem was you attacking my ally

[frank latch]

UNPROVOKED

[wraith quarry]

which resulted in a blockade