🎲game-room

[prime compass]

@cerulean siren how many men do we have and how many does the military have

[hollow garden]

How did the attack on icehelm go?

[prime compass]

Klez you breaking my heart 😢

[frosty drum]

Can I Abolish Elvish Slavery frfr

[hollow garden]

If loving Santa means I'm a swine so be it!

[hollow garden]

can I coup this guy

This is NO skillerz

[west path]

HES ENSLAVING US

[prime compass]

YEA

[west path]

nvm

MY GOAT

MY GOAT

GLORY TO SKILLERZ

[cerulean siren]

The nearby base has around 500 , you have a fighting force of 5

[west path]

You will fall

[prime compass]

PEAK!

[hollow garden]

@frosty drum abolishing it will strengthen the rebels grandmaster

These thoughts are dangerous

[cerulean siren]

No 🤣

[hollow garden]

We must not entertain them

[west path]

Okay vro..

@frosty drum join the rebels

join our cause

let us triumph over the north pole

[frosty drum]

Hold on

[hollow garden]

Wait is skillerz a Regent

or is he the baby

Da baby

[cerulean siren]

The baby

[prime compass]

Do we have explosives..

[hollow garden]

oh

[spring bison]

fascists of america

[prime compass]

This is not it

[cerulean siren]

We could make some

[west path]

what is my situation and what am i meant to do

[prime compass]

Produce some explosives in secret!!
This is top secret

[hollow garden]

@cerulean siren Gather our reindeers from the stables and start training them again for flight

[hollow garden]

👽

[prime compass]

What?

[frosty drum]

@cerulean siren How old am I now in this

[prime compass]

3 years

[hollow garden]

You are an obedient worker

Creating toys for children in Britian

Be proud elf

You are strong

[cerulean siren]

The Milltary bases om the border arent threatened by you so far. But once news of Santa's death spreads out cited will begin to hoard supplies

Wiat

I got a better idea for this

[west path]

Wait

hold on a minute

[cerulean siren]

Gimme 5 hours

[west path]

I CAN BE A TRAVEL CONGLOMERATE

[hollow garden]

What does this mean

[west path]

we must make the north pole more interconnected!

[hollow garden]

NOOO

[prime compass]

You can..hosta?

[hollow garden]

It's santover

[prime compass]

Oh wait you have school

KLEZ GO SLEEP

[west path]

Elvish Transport Inc. - Building new paths in life.

[hollow garden]

no tomorrow

[hollow garden]

(no)

[prime compass]

Go sleepepp

[prime compass]

Wha-?

[hollow garden]

Not tomorrow at least

[west path]

the ETI will make the world less remote

[prime compass]

REALLYY!!!

[prime compass]

Yay

[hollow garden]

I support this initiative

Our production centres should be closely connected

[west path]

i would be leading the corporation btw

[hollow garden]

You are an entrepreneur qevie

Shame that you are going against your natural place however

[west path]

I am a man of much promise

[frosty drum]

@prime compass this says
Would you support North Pole Democracy or Monarchy

[hollow garden]

Democracy for elves is foolish!

We are a simple people

[west path]

this isn't going against my natural place if it means helping Santa meet quota and make elves get overworked less

[hollow garden]

we need only our basic needs provided

And we will be happy in creating toys

[prime compass]

Democracy

[hollow garden]

Ideas such as democracy are too complex for us to grasp

[prime compass]

You are breaking my heart klez 💔

[west path]

You will fall to the cogs of the new world

left in the rubble

[hollow garden]

I mean generally sir qevie

[west path]

a madman like you has no place in the new north pole

We will serve santa whilst also serving ourselves

[hollow garden]

Did twovo abandon us

[west path]

equality for all!

[frosty drum]

Also Us proceeding to make enough gifts and a sleigh designed to travel across the entire world multiple times in one night

[prime compass]

Yes

[hollow garden]

The light has left

[west path]

hes gonna be cooking for the next 5 hours

[prime compass]

Give me a quote

[frosty drum]

@prime compass @west path @hollow garden

[west path]

Kleznam cannot grasp this

he is a shell of an elf

his potential has long left him

[hollow garden]

yes these ideas will be beneficial for our efficiency

[west path]

the ETI will bring forth the future

[frosty drum]

WE ALREADY HAVE THEM

[prime compass]

BURN THE NORTH POLE!

[frosty drum]

Bruh

[west path]

We can't have this

bad for businnes

business*

[hollow garden]

Then why are you suggesting us do them then grandmaster?

[prime compass]

IF I CAN'T GET A BREAK, NO CHILD WILL GET THEIR PRESENT!

[hollow garden]

You confused me with that

[prime compass]

FUCK DEM KIDS!

[hollow garden]

See

This is what all the rebels want

They are finally showing their true color

[prime compass]

Kinda racist

[west path]

Can we destroy this anarchist

[hollow garden]

Is the current situation so bad?

[west path]

he is a threat to Elf Rights and a threat to my corporate prospects

[prime compass]

Soory

[frosty drum]

There's like 3 or 4 factions in this crisis

[west path]

i don't think he can be 're-educated'

[prime compass]

Yeah

[prime compass]

NOO PLEASE

[hollow garden]

But only two matter

The right

And the wrong

What you say is right is right grandmaster!

[frosty drum]

Chat should we make these for Christmas frfrfrfrfr

[hollow garden]

👽

[frosty drum]

It was a joke btw

[hollow garden]

which child would want this as a Christmas present

You are ruining our production Santa

[frosty drum]

We could use these to finally end covid

[hollow garden]

Our manpower should not be wasted on such frivolous matters!

[prime compass]

Will you schindlers list

[west path]

are you

defying santa?

hes a rebel get him

[pine copper]

@west path aren’t you supposed to be working in Santa’s elf workshop btw?

[hollow garden]

Preach

[prime compass]

Klez

[prisma flame]

Belemin

[hollow garden]

Idk

[prime compass]

Bookish

[prime compass]

Do it its PEAK!!

[hollow garden]

I have a couple of movies I'm planning to watch first

[prime compass]

Hey hey you

[prime compass]

Which are?

Arabic comedies?

Arabic Dramas?

[hollow garden]

Not really I mostly watch English media

[prime compass]

What movies tell me!

[hollow garden]

Does anyone here want to play 270

[hollow garden]

Lord of the rings

[hollow garden]

We need one more person

[prime compass]

No

[hollow garden]

we are 4 and need a fifth person

[prime compass]

Oh ni e

Nice

@sour grotto nruv!

[vital latch]

gang

would anyone be willing to do a btd6 co-cop with me

I think it would be really funny

[prime compass]

Nty

[glacial inlet]

finally played dwarf fortress, light aquifers giving me problems man

[sour grotto]

belemin!

hiya

[prime compass]

Hru

[fallen cipher]

Chat am I getting better at making flags?

I think yes

[prime compass]

What did bro do

[fallen cipher]

I "made" a "flag"

[prime compass]

Yeah

[hollow garden]

I suppose so but try to make something more creative/unique to really test your skills

[fallen cipher]

Maura Healey is typing

[fallen cipher]

hmmmrmrmrmdmdmrrmrmrmtirmrmtmtmm

I would but

I can't really think of anything

[frank latch]

it's alright

but imma not lie
not very creative

[fallen cipher]

I can't really think of anything besides pan Arab flags

[frank latch]

😔

I shall culture you

Welcome to the wonderful world of Tri-colors

why are they all different proportions

[frosty drum]

Why do I feel like you missed one-
Romania and Chad

Guinea

[frank latch]

I missed dozens

If I sat here and look for every tri-color

[frosty drum]

I'm gonna tell all the ones you missed

[frank latch]

I would be here for 20 minutes

[frosty drum]

Nigeria

[frank latch]

Russia
Luxembourg
The Netherlands
Nigeria
Romania
Chad
Latvia
Estonia
Lithuania
Cote D'ivorie
Germany
Armenia
Hungary

and... more

[frosty drum]

🇲🇳

Wait

[frank latch]

and I'm only counting true true tri-colors

[frosty drum]

Not a tricolor

[frank latch]

No repeating colors
no extra symbols, words or emblems

just 3 differently colored rectangles

I do count tri-bands btw

[frosty drum]

🇨🇬
I found a Diagonal Tricolor

[frosty drum]

@frank latch 🇾🇪
Yemen

[frank latch]

Idk if we should count that ngl

if so then we have to include Czechia

[frosty drum]

You counted 🇱🇻

[frank latch]

no I didn't

No repeating colors

and I never said Austria

[frank latch]

btw
we all know the true flag of Austria

oh

rip

I forgot that Austria and Latvia have similar flags

[frank latch]

more proof this is better

[west path]

you cant

its not in equal proportion

[frosty drum]

@frank latch what would you do in this situation

[frank latch]

doesn't have to be

[west path]

why did you post the kashubian flag

[frank latch]

🗣️

[frank latch]

I didn't

btw

[west path]

no but that seriously is the kashubian flag

💔

[frank latch]

Swim onto one of the weird things sticking out of it's head

(it can't eat me there)

[frank latch]

It's not

It has a darker yellow than the Kashubian flag

More Terronein

[west path]

terroe?

more like free land

[frosty drum]

50 Flag@frank latch

[frank latch]

most creative Human flag designs:

[frosty drum]

Nah
Thats this

[frank latch]

btw
when are we bringing this back

[marsh lance]

Nuclear war will occur

[frank latch]

nah

We're chill with this Russia

[rapid ibex]

Simple: stop making noise.

[marsh lance]

This would be the kashubian flag if the Hapsburgs won the Brothers war

[west path]

what

[frank latch]

no clue

[west path]

that IS the kashubian flag

[marsh lance]

It would still be the same russia though if we brought it back

[frank latch]

false

[west path]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flag_of_Kashubia

[frank latch]

everyone knows if you change the flag
you change the entire government structure

(We had to change ours like some odd 30 times)

[marsh lance]

If russia took back all of its old territories it would spell nuclear war for certain, no matter which government

Unless its like

An actual good government for change

[frosty drum]

What if I play this to them

[marsh lance]

Democratically reuinting the soviet union 😱

[hollow garden]

well NATO could falter when it really comes to the test

[marsh lance]

I made a shitty joke

[frank latch]

Only a little would be lost though
Ukraine
Poland
the Baltic States
Central Asia

[hollow garden]

I elect qevie as high chairman

[rapid ibex]

The gargantuan leviathan from the lost rivers walking up to turn it off

[frank latch]

acceptable losses

[hollow garden]

Is Kabushia the secret remaining Habsburg crown

[marsh lance]

Yeah im pretty sure nuclear war is more than eastern europe and the stan counties

[rapid ibex]

I know I’ve played return of the ancients

[frank latch]

besides
we can reinstate the Russian Tsar without Russia having to invade all of the independent nations

[frosty drum]

Ive played subnautica

[hollow garden]

Wouldn't it be impossible for something bigger than the Gargantuan to exist?

[west path]

is that the fish in my pond

wait no

[hollow garden]

Since the deadzones doesn't seem to host much food

[west path]

thats the neighbourhood pitbull

[marsh lance]

Its true that they hosted the last Austrian monarchs funeral in Gdansk

[west path]

yeah hes really friendly

[marsh lance]

Least radioactive polish lake

Sorry wait no

[rapid ibex]

Return of the ancients is a mod that adds the gargantuan back to the game

[marsh lance]

Least BIOLOGICALLY DIVERSE polish lake, filled with a self sustaining prehistoric ecosystem dating back to the cretaceous

[frosty drum]

It feeds on other LEVIATHANs Probably
Also the skull found in game belonged to a Juvenile

[west path]

ok so i might have slightly disrupted it by pouring in radium

my bad gang!

[rapid ibex]

In the past they would have, back before the volcanic sage shallows formed.

[west path]

@marsh lance by thee way you can do actions

since chronicle got delayed

[frank latch]

,roll France

[haughty inlet]

builderofworldz

Invalid argument provided.

Usage:
roll [max number or options to choose from]

[rapid ibex]

Also due to their size their metabolism is insanely slow

[frank latch]

,roll France, France

[haughty inlet]

builderofworldz

:game_die: France

[frank latch]

I knew it

[marsh lance]

How dare he, a self proclaimed polish patriot destroy his beautiful countries ecosystem

[west path]

idk if it was a good idea to make it cnl

[frosty drum]

,roll North Korea, South Korea, Easy Korea

[haughty inlet]

skillerzthegamer

:game_die: Easy Korea

[hollow garden]

Hm I think this makes sense

[west path]

it ruins the advantage of not having to schedule shit 🥶

[marsh lance]

Why would you destroy the prehistoric, land dwelling mutation of baikal seals living in poland

I saw them once

[frosty drum]

Also the one found in game died sue to starvation

[hollow garden]

Because I want all Baikal seals to be unmutated

[west path]

there was nowhere else to dump the radium bro

[marsh lance]

This is an evolutionary mutation

[west path]

so i just decided the pond would suffice

[frank latch]

Belgium is like puberty

You have to go through it

[hollow garden]

I'm a traditionalist

[rapid ibex]

There’s a video from a marine biologist about how they would have lived. My science teacher from high school introduced me to his channel.

[marsh lance]

Switzerland is like my uncle

Nothing happened with my uncle but he just really likes Switzerland

[frank latch]

that was sus

[marsh lance]

Be prepared to genocide EVERY species ever

[hollow garden]

I'm genociding humans with blue eyes

They have a mutation

And lactose people

[marsh lance]

You will need to revert back to BACTERIA by that logic to preserve non-mutated organisms

[hollow garden]

We must all be lactose intolerant

[marsh lance]

Humans are really just water viruses that mutated a gillion times

[hollow garden]

Pat is it too much

[marsh lance]

We went from fish to hairless monkeys

[hollow garden]

to want to be a Bactria

[marsh lance]

Go to iran

[hollow garden]

Are viruses critters

[prisma flame]

not if you dont know where it is

[hollow garden]

like are they life?

[prisma flame]

bro wtf is a europe

speak american

[wild mason]

~bt

[hardy saffron]

@wild mason: Brother, what is Europe?

[frank latch]

~bt

[hardy saffron]

@frank latch: Are you a European citizen?

[marsh lance]

Its the place we went to express our freedom to in 1940

[west path]

@vital latch when are we playing this again

it was peak last time

[frank latch]

Nope
I'M PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN

[prisma flame]

didnt spread enough influence clearly

[frank latch]

peak Roblox

[prisma flame]

they need to be annexed by america

[west path]

its a style of pizza

[prisma flame]

make everyone a state

[wild mason]

Why doesn't my phone have an option to lock it to portrait mode this is so alien and an oying

[prisma flame]

america has the best styles of pizza anyway considering how we invented it

[frank latch]

@west path Poland should annex all of Europe

[west path]

this will be marked down by historians as the greatest achievement of the polish peoples in the european copper age

[marsh lance]

Europe and the middle east is a made up place by the military industrial complex to give them more places to test weapons and keep the population confused with major world wars every 6 decades

Qevie is actually an agent

Kashubia and poland are not real

[marsh lance]

The landmasses exist, and they are populated

However

[frank latch]

Imma not lie to y'all
I really want to host Bowistan

[marsh lance]

The idea of a “europe” or “european nation” is NOT real

[marsh lance]

Do it..

[gilded harbor]

I love siberia

[frank latch]

I hope next weekend I will be able to do so

[gilded harbor]

I'm literally about to leave for a Christmas party

[marsh lance]

https://tenor.com/view/goku-prowler-goku-goku-mad-goku-dbs-dbs-gif-11120329515669448575

[frank latch]

not today

[gilded harbor]

You should do it tomorrow

[frank latch]

Can't

I can do it the day after I finish school

[gilded harbor]

Also you've spent like an hour talking here so why can't you host

[frank latch]

because I'm just talking

talking doesn't take up as much time or energy as hosting does

and because I'm eating

[prisma flame]

when will klez host space map war

[wild mason]

Timorow

[prisma flame]

okie

tomorrow im getting pizza for the first time in like 2 months

👍

[marsh lance]

@frank latch btw when can i colonize the entire northern ice sheet thats off the map

[marsh lance]

Unless it gets hotter on the other side of the world and its just ice in the middle, bowistan is a planetary WASTELAND

[prisma flame]

oh ah

it makes sense right

to pronounce thhe bow and stan part like that

boaw istahn

[marsh lance]

👽

[prisma flame]

right

[marsh lance]

What are you yammering about

[prisma flame]

hguerghouehgeurgherg

never say yammering agian

[marsh lance]

Real..

[wild mason]

Erm what the sigma

[prisma flame]

bowistahn is how i pronounce bowistan

its the only correct way objective unequivocally

[quick idol]

True

[prisma flame]

and NOT bow as in bowing to someone

but bow as in bowtie

[west path]

fish mw has taken over bowistan

[frank latch]

it's Bow like bowing to someone btw

[prisma flame]

WHAT HTE FUCK

[frank latch]

wrong image lol

[prisma flame]

we have actual opposite pronounciations

for everything

[west path]

@frank latch whats your take on the new bowistan map

[frank latch]

no
I'm the opposite gender

[west path]

140 AS map goes hard..

[frank latch]

wait

[frosty drum]

@frank latch worst time for me Possible btw

[frank latch]

what!?

[prisma flame]

what is your gender

what

[west path]

what does this mean

[frank latch]

Idk why I said taht

[quick idol]

You are what

[frank latch]

that's not in any way what I meant to say

[west path]

it/it

BoW is a concept

not a thing

[prisma flame]

real

[quick idol]

schizophrenia is widespread in the fish family

[wild mason]

I'm. Nor crazy

[prisma flame]

when you say BoW like that it reminds me of breath of the wild

[frank latch]

nom/nom

[quick idol]

Breath of the wild istan

[wild mason]

Bow had a boykisser pfp in February

[prisma flame]

ercanistan

actually sounds good

[quick idol]

Bowkisser

[prisma flame]

acnaqistan

[frank latch]

No, I'm just the odd one out

[wild mason]

There's gotta be a screenshot proving it somewhere

[prisma flame]

bookistan

👽

[quick idol]

the acnaqate

[frank latch]

Everyone except me pronounces Bow like a bow and arrow except for me

but it's my name

[wild mason]

~bt

[frank latch]

I can call myself whatever I want

[prisma flame]

no acnaqistan sounds better

[quick idol]

WHAT

[frank latch]

umm

what!?

[frank latch]

~bt

[hardy saffron]

@frank latch: frihed

[prisma flame]

this is true btw

its like bowtie

not bowing to someone

pronounce your name right

😠

[frank latch]

nope

[prisma flame]

ok but listen

[frank latch]

it's like Bow
the Bow of a ship or bowing to someone

[prisma flame]

this whole time ive been saying bowistan like bohwistahn

[quick idol]

I pronounce bow like 🏹

not "bow and arrow" like 🏹

The emoji

[wild mason]

~bt BowKisser

Ok bro

[quick idol]

Have i accidentally said a slur

[prisma flame]

bohistahn > bowistan

[quick idol]

new mw just dropped

[prisma flame]

blumistan

[west path]

YOU ARE A BOW

MINECRAFT BOW

[wild mason]

Would you play this MW

[prisma flame]

yea

im literally bordering it (maryland)

[quick idol]

I claim wisconsin

[west path]

https://youtu.be/yRGgl9KT9rE

[jaunty mason]

why are they fighting over a spanish city in the midwest

[quick idol]

PEAK

[jaunty mason]

real

[prisma flame]

qevistan

[frank latch]

DIE

[prisma flame]

challengistan

[quick idol]

Fish shall be executed

[wild mason]

~bt

[jaunty mason]

challenging stan

[prisma flame]

why is the istan suffix so universal

[west path]

fake not real

[hardy saffron]

@wild mason: I play as Kenji and try to get more points to explore and play everything.

[prisma flame]

bookistan

[jaunty mason]

stan means land in some central asian language ig idk

[west path]

oops

[prisma flame]

my birth country is a stan country

[west path]

my cat threw something on my keyboard 🥶

goes hard

[prisma flame]

fun fact: pakistan means land of the paks

unironically

[jaunty mason]

i have the serbian version but it references too many war crimes 👽

[quick idol]

This is a declaration of war

[west path]

send in dms

[jaunty mason]

i always thought it was weird how every stan country's people were called their country's name minus the stan and with an s (e.g kazakhs) but for pakistan that's a slur 👽

[prisma flame]

it became a slur in britain

but the word pak is just one we use regularly

it means clean

literally

[quick idol]

-stan means land of

[jaunty mason]

yea ik

and then

we call the people pakistanis

like
pakistanistan

[quick idol]

Land of the pakistans 🔥 🔥 🔥

[jaunty mason]

real

[prisma flame]

we pakistanis actually use the word pak though

but not to describe ourselves as a people, just the bare bones definition of it

[noble cradle]

Land of the Azer

Azeri

Aserai 🤯

[prisma flame]

ok well to be fair theres a good explanation for this

pakistan is a new country

[quick idol]

what is he onto

[frank latch]

I love discord

[prisma flame]

it was just india

and the name is kinda arbitrary

like the people of pakistan never called themselves paks

[frank latch]

@west path this is why it's Fish MW

[prisma flame]

one dude just decided that was gonna be the name

[west path]

fish mapwar...

[prisma flame]

wheres the fish

[west path]

fish mapwar took over bowistan

[frank latch]

because Fish MW is incredibly long

[quick idol]

Im a flat fishworlder

Its called fishworld yea

it has fish and is a world

[noble cradle]

No

It has no fish

They all died

[quick idol]

Well there is one

[noble cradle]

Proof?

[jaunty mason]

it's literally the second oldest stan country 💀

[quick idol]

@frank latch

[quick idol]

hes a fish

[quick idol]

brother of fish, whos last name is fish

[frank latch]

The Fish still exist

[noble cradle]

Billy bass isn't a real fish

[prisma flame]

ok well my point is that the people there have never considered themselves to be 'paks'

like that's just never been a term to describe them

the name was created by one dude

[noble cradle]

Nvm he is

I'm sorry

[jaunty mason]

afghanistan came before then all the others came after the USSR fell

[quick idol]

is he friends with the guy who called earth earth

[jaunty mason]

crazy

[frank latch]

Kurdistan will be the only true stan though

[jaunty mason]

real

[frank latch]

@noble cradle Traitor

you will be hanged for you crimes

[noble cradle]

@balmy epoch thoughts

[jaunty mason]

honey bee watching the collapse of several middle eastern dictatorships

[prisma flame]

the worst part of pakistan is that i hate every single thing about the country

and its concept

and everyhting else

but i was born there so now theres a permanent label

😔

[prisma flame]

uhm n

no

honey bee IS a middle eastern dictator

[frank latch]

nah

[wild mason]

Everybody wants to rule the world

[frank latch]

the nation you belong to is the nation you identify with

[void axle]

So sad you can’t get Black Ops 6 weapons in DMZ

[prisma flame]

when people look at me they ask where im from because i look half arab half indian

[frank latch]

doesn't matter where you were born

[jaunty mason]

2 week rebel offensive:

[frank latch]

real

@jaunty mason

[jaunty mason]

https://tenor.com/view/kill-mee6-kill-mee6-gif-26774519

[noble cradle]

This mouse is Bashar al-assad btw

[west path]

what happened to bro that left him like this

[noble cradle]

Why is its tail so long

[wild mason]

That's how mices are

[noble cradle]

But why

What is its purpose

[jaunty mason]

where's the eye surgery equipment

[prisma flame]

this looks like raichu but mini

[sullen pawn]

oh my dead chat

[rose cape]

,roll 20

[haughty inlet]

amazting

:game_die: You rolled 17

[rose cape]

,roll 100

[haughty inlet]

amazting

:game_die: You rolled 84

[cerulean siren]

okayy

[wild mason]

190 he on krita is crazy

[cerulean siren]

grind never ends

in reality ive been plotting

the GMWOAT

[wild mason]

Dó you plan on playing any future Mapwars

[cerulean siren]

great question

[frosty drum]

@cerulean siren have you ever played subnautica

[cerulean siren]

9

[brittle gust]

He's back

Twowo is BACK

Omg

[frosty drum]

Have you ever played subnautica

[cerulean siren]

german

[brittle gust]

No

I don't play games

[prisma flame]

why was 6 afraid of 7?

[brittle gust]

7 8 9?

[prisma flame]

we need to hold a funeral for 9

[brittle gust]

Why

[frosty drum]

7 is locked behind bars now for 20 years

[wild mason]

Will you ever be joining

[cerulean siren]

i am content in my current religion

[wild mason]

Oh wait did I forget to actually ask you

[cerulean siren]

ask what

[midnight ocean]

,roll arcanists, nidhogg

[haughty inlet]

acnaq

:game_die: nidhogg

[sour grotto]

good i just got home

[balmy epoch]

midhog

[frosty drum]

My bucket list
Getting a PC
Playing Games on PC
Achieve World Peace
Unite the Planet
Crash land on an Alien planet irl
Survive on said alien planet irl
Become Relevant

[sullen pawn]

lost me at become relevant

[frosty drum]

There is a few highly theoretical ways for me to become relevant

[sullen pawn]

if you spammed constant gore and nsfw on many alts and in dms that would get you relevent

i dont recomend that approach

[frosty drum]

Or i could do the Thanos Tactic

https://tenor.com/view/thanos-thanos-avengers-endgame-thanos-shred-shred-universe-i-will-shred-this-universe-down-to-its-last-atom-gif-18330457

[prisma flame]

@hollow garden what do you think of my map war

[jovial trellis]

wow cool

[radiant oyster]

You did my suggestion wrong :/

[prisma flame]

what

[frosty drum]

We must expand south frfr

[radiant oyster]

Horizontal chile

[prisma flame]

iuhefuwefhwouefhwef fine

later though its 2 am

bookishpick must sleep

[frosty drum]

NOOOOOOO
YOU MUST LISTEN TO MY 46 ACTIONS

[bronze harbor]

Anybody here who doesnt use casino so doesnt mind giving cash to a desperated addict?

Alien face means yes?

[waxen remnant]

i could host this map wars but... Better .

what platform are you even using this on

[waxen remnant]

what does this mean btw

everyone already knows you(skillerz)exist

[sullen pawn]

i am skillerz from the future

i was 7 in 2024, i am now 15, time travel is made available in 2026 after the latvian flu kills half of gen z and gen alpha is forced to join the general workforce, once they are removed from their ipads it is discovered the average ipad-less gen alpha has an IQ of 224

i would explain the specifics of time travel but im one of the few sub 140 iqers to be alive rn

so i cant comprehend it

[frosty drum]

This is wrong btw
Because I come from the Future as well

[hollow bobcat]

@rose cape @wild mason Are there any games that follow this

[west path]

rise

@vital latch do you live

we could play rgd if you live..

[rose cape]

what the fuck

is this douglasx2?

[wild mason]

why are you part of the cat club

did you bribe someone

[rose cape]

im a founding member

[wild mason]

👻

nepotism

[marsh lance]

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD MORNING GAMAROOM

HI EVERYONE

[wild mason]

Hey special.

[marsh lance]

Hello education

Why did you super react this

[wild mason]

Because I wanna.

[prime compass]

@marsh lance Ppaata

[west path]

@rose cape why are you playing britain

[hollow bobcat]

Pat why are you wearing a Seal pfp

How could you

😔

[marsh lance]

What do you mean

[hollow bobcat]

You know what I meant

🤫

[prime compass]

Walrus vs sael

[quick idol]

Seal discrimination

[rose cape]

?

[west path]

@vital latch i got betrayed

they removed necromancer from crown store

💔

[quick idol]

So sad

[west path]

i blame you ercan

you were too fat

[quick idol]

Lies and slander

[west path]

war of the worlds

why would i build my home in canada 🥶

[quick idol]

yea why

go down all the way to mexico and build there

[west path]

exactly bruh

[arctic karma]

Yes thats it

[marsh lance]

Boly shit this game is awesam bro

We should play someday

But we need to play TERRARIA first..

[west path]

WHAT

i mean i could play rn

Howmever

playing canada seems more fun

[marsh lance]

My lappertop is charging gimme a minute

You can play canada for a while

[west path]

colonist or native

[marsh lance]

Colonist

[west path]

time to conquer canada

[west path]

the only issue with colonist that i have is that i uhh

idk how to play colonist cnl

[novel jay]

#1285968030802645082 message wait, December 22nd??

[frank latch]

yea

Friday wasn't good with Tree and a few other people

it also overlapped with Fish MW

so

[spring bison]

since when did fish host on friday

[frank latch]

since the 13th

[frosty drum]

@quick idol BLUE ERCAN

[spring bison]

who bought ercan nitro

[frosty drum]

@spring bison Hello Fascist Lebron

[spring bison]

why is the lib-soc saying this

[frosty drum]

Yes

[rose cape]

~bt

[hardy saffron]

@rose cape: Why does Lip Sook say this?

[rose cape]

this is actually so cursed, imagine being an alien and you just see this tiny landmass on a giant planet 😭

[sullen pawn]

@west path i did a big oopsie

i cant release bohemia as a vassal

you cant release vassals

[hollow bobcat]

Bow never responds

[spring bison]

this is fascist btw

[hollow bobcat]

I know him and the alligators in his backyard have some disputes over Fish's properties

But that long?

-10 Persuasion

[frank latch]

erm
there actually are other landmasses on the Bowistan planet

they're just too far away to get to

[rose cape]

bowistan new world...........

this changes everythign 😱

[frosty drum]

Subnautica Ahh planet

[rose cape]

@frank latch is this true?

[frank latch]

nope

[rose cape]

proof?

[frank latch]

That's Velterra

[rose cape]

new bowistan continent 😱

[frank latch]

TPMC Map War

[rose cape]

@hollow bobcat when are you invading the new continent

[cunning niche]

@frank latch you should make it that we face the TPMC mapwarians

And fight to the death

[rose cape]

we will win

easy

[cunning niche]

Like a battle royale

[frank latch]

I agree with Amaz

TPMC stands no chance

[cunning niche]

@frank latch give them the Jhang empire buff

[rose cape]

real

[spring bison]

https://youtu.be/IVyH_0k8K9w?si=eqEJF-a2mHVkNyWK&t=46 found peak

[marsh lance]

@west path its time to stop killing canadian natives and hop on terraria

[marsh lance]

So there IS a new world

Unfortunately, we will stay in the medieval times however

[frank latch]

correct

[marsh lance]

Question is

Are there people there

And will they discover us rather than us discovering them

[spring bison]

I will transform Aegis into Syria

[rose cape]

which one

[marsh lance]

what is bro planning

[spring bison]

Bashar

[marsh lance]

Is he rejoining bowistan 😱

[rose cape]

what are you going to do to the rizians ☠️

[spring bison]

The Ba'ath will reach Aegis

[rose cape]

the ba'ath doesnt exist yet

[frank latch]

the Rizians are actually the Ba'ath

[marsh lance]

Rizia = Assyria

[rose cape]

@prime compass is this true

[marsh lance]

Actually whats the religious map

What are rizians

[rose cape]

they follow bankhalnism

[frank latch]

Why is Belemin funding a Rizian revolution against his own nation Aegis

the lojjik is just...

gone

[rose cape]

@spring bison when are you putting down the revolution btw

[prime compass]

No comment

[spring bison]

rigged revolt btw

[prime compass]

Bow...times change

When I ruled Aegis it was a Land of peace

And this

[quick idol]

yes

[prime compass]

This fascist now rules it

He has turned the beautiful Nation I created into a dog for the Brzykan

Brzykan Emperor

[spring bison]

you mean Sourthern Aegians?

[rose cape]

real

[prime compass]

You mean ethnic rizians

[rose cape]

if you squint you can see th ehidden picture

[prime compass]

Hey its bowistan

[rose cape]

*it's

[prime compass]

You are very very annoying

[rose cape]

thats two too many "very"s

[prime compass]

*that's

[rose cape]

thanks

[prime compass]

https://tenor.com/view/starman-superman-super-man-theres-a-starman-there-gif-11906140510431067153

[rose cape]

can you not leak pictures of @frank tangle lol

[prime compass]

🐐

[frosty drum]

I didn't even have to squint

[west path]

did you ever hop on

[west path]

Amazria... controls the rivers...

[rose cape]

there is no amazria

schizo

[west path]

fish mapwar

[rose cape]

❌

[west path]

fish brothers mapwar*

[west path]

nope

fish is already de-facto host

[rose cape]

clone*

[frosty drum]

My bucket list
Getting a PC
Playing Games on PC
Achieve World Peace
Unite the Planet
Crash land on an Alien planet irl
Survive on said alien planet irl
Become Relevant

[hollow garden]

fish mapwar

[marsh lance]

Was waiting for you

[west path]

you will fall inshallah

[west path]

you took so long that i was playing native by the end of things 🕊️

[spring bison]

https://youtu.be/4NrjjQjbdAM?si=PUoOgz5F8I6kg2dl

[hollow garden]

if you study well enough and get a good job you absolutely can get a PC and games on it

[marsh lance]

Mafaka

Ok just hop on now

[marsh lance]

KLEZBUTT

HELLO

[hollow garden]

It's achievable 🙏

[frosty drum]

What about my other goals

[spring bison]

@hollow garden kleznam you promised to host today btw

[hollow garden]

why would pat say this 😔

[hollow garden]

I will dw

[west path]

what the fuck is a terraria

[rose cape]

when

[hollow garden]

HII

[marsh lance]

The switchup is insane

[frosty drum]

YAY I CAN PLAY A FULL SESSION
how is my corporation

[hollow garden]

2-3 hours from now

[marsh lance]

Jus say you cant hop on pal

[west path]

i thought it was a rimworld dlc

[sullen pawn]

w

@west path how do uh

[west path]

rimworld rpg mode

[sullen pawn]

how does this happen?

[hollow garden]

It's doing good

[marsh lance]

@west path yessa or noss.. no games

[rose cape]

it worked out

[hollow garden]

How did you even get into this position

[west path]

true...

[hollow garden]

😭

[marsh lance]

FUCK

I HAVE TO LEAVE

[frosty drum]

I have 300 Hours of Subnautica frfrfrfrfr

[west path]

the switchup is insane

[hollow garden]

Dino won the bet

[sullen pawn]

i declared war on some insignificant city state and uh

[marsh lance]

https://tenor.com/view/seal-kiss-baikal-cute-love-gif-23235631

[brittle gust]

Must... Colonise....

[hollow garden]

@marsh lance are you a terraria gamer

[marsh lance]

Fogor about family event today..

We WILL hop on later

I will come to poland and the jet lag will keep me awake

[quick idol]

I spawn right where nolt wants to colonize

[west path]

nah ah i cant do allat

you have uhh

like

4 hours

[frosty drum]

Bowistan is Literally Subnautica if it actually is this

[west path]

to get me to hop on

[hollow garden]

@quick idol blue

[quick idol]

Yea

i love this color

[hollow garden]

Why is there a new continent

[brittle gust]

Does subnautica have 1927827272 storms and hurricanes

[wheat aspen]

is this the new fortnite map

[hollow garden]

fair

[marsh lance]

https://tenor.com/view/jujutsu-kaisen-jjk-itadori-yuji-gif-11174382443021543041

[brittle gust]

Why are you rankless

[west path]

what

[hollow garden]

I suppose in the vast oceans yes

[west path]

is your

aggressive

expansion

[marsh lance]

Quiet white rank

[wheat aspen]

CURSE @marsh lance

[hollow garden]

Have fun in the family function pat

[wheat aspen]

nvm that doesn't work here

lmao

[sullen pawn]

1 sec i forgot where that was

[hollow garden]

@wheat aspen rebr

[marsh lance]

[west path]

dunk was a higher rank than you ever were btw

[hollow garden]

Inferior creature

[brittle gust]

Burn this man in the stake

[sullen pawn]

@west path its 28.3

[marsh lance]

And look how far she has fallen, its SHAMEFUL..

[brittle gust]

Woman*

[west path]

what is the war named

[wheat aspen]

ty 🙏

[brittle gust]

Do not kill me for misgendering please

[frosty drum]

Btw look at this cool eclipse in gane
(That same day I was attacked by a reaper leviathan. Accidentally entered the Ecological Dead zone and was attacked by a ghost leviathan. Then my seamoth was destroyed by a boneshark.)

[brittle gust]

I am but an innocent genocidal maniac

[west path]

shut up low rank

[hollow garden]

Too late nolt

[rose cape]

@frank latch how many moons does bowistan

[hollow garden]

You finna get banned

[brittle gust]

NOOOOO

[wheat aspen]

to let elf role show

[sullen pawn]

how do i check

[wheat aspen]

i had to make sacrifices

[west path]

You're done

say your prayers

[hollow garden]

This eclipse goes hard

[brittle gust]

Why do you want the elf rank shown

[rose cape]

this is demonic behavior btw

[brittle gust]

That is

[rose cape]

parfum did nothing wrong

[west path]

clicking the war like you would in eu4

[wheat aspen]

bc my pfp is an elf

[west path]

😱

[hollow garden]

parfum did nothing right

End them!

[marsh lance]

Thsi is ther futur that the LIBRALS wanr for us 😡

[sullen pawn]

coalition

its just named coalition

[brittle gust]

These wb elves do not compare even a bit to frieren

[rose cape]

librals

[wheat aspen]

this is as close as I could get 🕊️

maybe when the update drops they can compare

[frosty drum]

Um Actually 🤓
It's called Liberal

[rose cape]

dont you live in minnesota

[brittle gust]

You have insulted the great frieren! You shall be sent to damnation for this great sin!

[hollow garden]

@west path help me qevie

[marsh lance]

When the final hour of man comes, you will be at the forefront of its downfall

[sullen pawn]

HJOLY SHIT

[wheat aspen]

son

[sullen pawn]

I SURRENDERED

AND OH MY

[hollow garden]

I can't play ck2

I'm suffering greatly

[brittle gust]

What the fuck

Is that

Abomination

[frosty drum]

https://tenor.com/view/501-star-wars-501st-501st-legion-501st-clone-legion-gif-20549617

[brittle gust]

Please...

Why

[marsh lance]

https://tenor.com/view/queen-never-cry-queen-never-cry-baby-gif-13756904774161979111

[hollow garden]

Herpes ahh map

[brittle gust]

Damn

[west path]

what

why cant you

[sullen pawn]

@west path yea erm this run is over lol

[brittle gust]

Green Bohemia is cursed

[west path]

they did not fix border gore

[brittle gust]

Why isn't it YELLOW

[hollow garden]

My laptop charger is not working 😔

[sullen pawn]

uhm yes they did

[rose cape]

~bt

[hardy saffron]

@rose cape: https://tenor.com/view/queen-never-cry-queen-never-cry-baby-gif-13756904774161979111

[sullen pawn]

dawg you havnt seen aoh2 borders

[west path]

you probaly went over the aggressive expansion limit and got coalitioned for it

[brittle gust]

Naples is supposed to be PURPLE

[sullen pawn]

yea thats what happened

[west path]

you could have fought that off if say... YOU UPGRADED THE MILITARY ACADEMY ENOUGH

[hollow garden]

Queen never laugh

[sullen pawn]

i sort of conquered the entire iberian peninsula

[brittle gust]

Aoh3 is an abomination of a game!

[sullen pawn]

it was 9/13

[west path]

not enough

were you even upsizing your army

[brittle gust]

~bt

[sullen pawn]

is htere a way to form spain w/o a war with aragon

[hardy saffron]

@brittle gust: The princess never smiled.

[brittle gust]

Why did she not smile

[brittle gust]

~wash

[hardy saffron]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/779663155055296513/1265409656247812096/DuoShower.mov?ex=66a16814&is=66a01694&hm=dd89f2d32160de6424da6b402d83d8f304ee313f69fbaae9c2daa1948f3f5dd7&

[brittle gust]

No

[west path]

probably not

why are you asking me about this

[brittle gust]

That would be negative to my frail health

Amp you are not a doctor

[brittle gust]

~bt

[hardy saffron]

@brittle gust: Why aren't you laughing?

[sullen pawn]

im playing as castile in my new run

[brittle gust]

Idk bro tell me why

Evil

Evil evil

[hollow garden]

Why is Nolt spreading paradox propaganda

[steep merlin]

Female cats can breed with several males when they are in heat. These means that a litter of kittens could potentially have a few different fathers!

[brittle gust]

Huh

Didn't know that

[tender storm]

~bt

[hardy saffron]

@tender storm: There are many ways to draw a goat. That means children can have more than one father!

[brittle gust]

Because aoh3 is inferior compared to eu4 ofcourse

[tender storm]

How did it get to goats so fast

[hollow garden]

I did not need to know this

[brittle gust]

"Project Ceasar" will strike aoh3 in its heart

Was project Ceasar revealed to be eu5 officially yet

[hollow garden]

I hope they will make eu4 free when they release project Caesar

[hollow garden]

no but I wonder what it could be...

Probably hoi5

[marsh lance]

Atleast the goats aren’t homophobic

[brittle gust]

~bt

[hardy saffron]

@brittle gust: Goats don't hate people.

[west path]

yeah you cant

just war all of them lol

[brittle gust]

Star this for absolutely no reason at all please

[hollow garden]

True

[tender storm]

~bt

[hardy saffron]

@tender storm: There are many options for renting goats. This means that one child can have many children.

[tender storm]

True true

[hollow garden]

I will explain it to you bolt