#🎲game-room
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It's a succes
You can have longer trips and missions now
they're grits
and they cost less
are they called smth else in the us
You expended 800 million on that research
it sounds british
"Grits are a type of porridge made from coarsely ground dried maize or hominy"
but it will help long term
it's a southern food
oh interesting
Whats the yellow and Red planet
What is their climate?
Are they habitable?
Do they have resources?
👽
@hollow garden begin a space program and send colonies to the moon to begin banana plantations there
Buddy FUCK OGF
dole/weyland-yutani merger?
This?
do not mess with my bananas
@spring bison the new factories have been built
Yes
And the tank production facility has been completed too
Do not mess with my military installation
Yes
Whats the red planeta
Alr
@hollow garden make a painting of a banana and sell it for 10 million
Bro what
It's a large gaseous planet
And the yellow?
Ohhh
It's a normal rocky planet
Scientists say it has signs of life
Use our long Trip shuttles to reach it!
but this is unsure
Hmm
Keep it in our sights
Ask the government if they would support me doing this
I am a Businessman
@spring bison hey we gonna get along well ok?
The program cost 3 billion
No fighting
send the moon bananas back to earth
But it was a success
DAMNNN
No one buys it
Lol
sell moon bananas to rich people for millions
rigged btw
Yours cost 2 👽
you dont understand modern art klez
They deny this
this works today with regular bananas bro
And tell you about Velkoz's galactic crimes
What about my 16 billion Fund per year?
moon bananas would sell way more
And how they regularly wipe out sapient life because they worship Telethor
im selling bananas made on the moon
if i was rich i'd buy that for 10 million at least
But the emperor of Anel worships god
each?
How goes the trip to the red gas planet
So he has the support of the divine and you should support him thus
depends on how rich i am but yes
Shoot the plantation
luxury moon bananas
I will literally flood your nation with bananas
Fire the laser
I dont care im only here for money
@prime compass
Your spacecrafts reach the planet
They conduct some tests
And confirm some of the earlier theories about it
@hollow garden moon banana sales
44,672 pesos
Enathine
How do I collect it
wtf klez
People are worried that they could have moon germa
I call rigged
germs
Improvise
Ok wait
respond with the word banana and close the signal
Insane
@hollow garden clean the moon banana and label them as "enviromentally clean"
real
This leads to a skyrocketing of their sales
@hollow garden build a collection area for the gas first
Use dispersed and perforated tubes to collect said gas and transport it to the area
Purify it and compress it to use as fuel
sell them in bulk to billionares
Hi
@prime compass the Helas gas station is built
It cost 12 billion in creating it and sustaining it for now
Government...funding
@hollow garden hi
but it will produce 2 billions worth of fuel annually
@prime compass hello
Hey Skillerz
Yo!
Hi
Each one is sold for 70K
@spring bison who did you want to win in the game awards
Skull and Bones
actually no
Space Bananas, now with 5000% more radiation
Wukong 😔
Ok start collecting the gas using the tubes I said
Compress it and purify it to turn it into fuel which will be used in our future projects
And uh if anyone wishes to by the gas they can offer
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What is this (ik it's a solar system but what is it for?)
Space mw he is host
Alr
Space mw
You said to improvise, so I did
It's a nation rich with petroleum
That's 3 Space MWs in development currently
invade
@hollow garden ill play in 30 minutes
why would they buy something they already have
Jokè
Mine is better
lie btw
@spring bison
Its pure capitalist fuel
What's the war plan
Blitz
okay I'm not sure I will be hosting by then but ok
all it does is make it more expensive and less efficient because you had to use fuel to transport it
@prime compass you intercept a strange signal
Hm yes?
Tell me about it
Yap yap
I love money
It seems that it's from a faraway alien civilization
blitz the capital and cover the flanks with infantry
They call themselves an appreciator of freedom and liberty
America
Whats their name?
they express pity for you not being the superior race
And for being inferior xenos
but they wish for cooperation
They call themselves the Velkoz republic
What do they want from me?
I am a businessman I only love money
They want friendship
They are talking to you as a representative of humanity
Alr
Ah thats nice
Ask them if they can reach our system
@spring bison
The initial offensive is a success
You are on the gates of Vanisville
They tell you that in fact they can
Hey kid you want some enthanine in your water?
but they want to negotiate with you as equals
Do they wish to meet or not?
they ask you if they can send spaceships into your system
They decline the offer
For what purpose?
motorized offensive
Economic
then take the capital
Tell them that we can work together, as long as we all make money
@hollow garden btw send long trip shuttles to the yellow rocky planet
They are content with these talks and express a call for deeper cooperation
I uh accept
@spring bison
Swamps in the west are making large scale motorised attacks hard
but this is the current state of the frontline
take the capital
Your nation gets international condemnation
"fuck the international rammifications!" -Wiktor Smolak
an envoy of Irisk in the UW says
"While nations are busy exploring the cosmos Nerokia is commiting war crimes and atrocities how ridiculous!"
Thats my country right
@prime compass
Two titanic ships are spotted coming to these planets
And a large military fleet is spotted too
The world is shocked at the existence of aliens
Many are worried
Send a Signal to the space ships asking them if they are from velkoz
If so, they must know who I am
@prime compass
In the gas giant you see the Velkoz's Activites
They sent 6 gas absorbing ships like yours
Have I doomed humanity for the sake of money
What's concerning however is their consumption
They are absorbing 2% of the planet's gas every month
For reference you are only absorbing 0.06%
We must do MORE
Oh.
This will destroy the planet
@hollow garden plead the velkoz government to remove some of their gas absorbing ships
Can we build more military installations please
I have doomed us
For the sake of..
Money
Greed
@spring bison
take over the entire country
The capital has fallen
The prince of the green nation escaped
And the remaining authorities are willing to surrender
What will you do with it?
Will you Annex it
or install a puppet government
or what
annex it
Annex
The velkoz officials at the plant look at your envoy with disgust
and they measure your envoys down to up
You find out that they look like birds
But really weird birds
What happened
Help pls
The velkoz are using our solar Systems natural resources
What can I do...
I literally killed the insurgencies
you said
lie
you literally said that
You only infiltrated that one meeting
@hollow garden Can I tell the Velkoz about the other message I received
NOOOOO
@prime compass
@hollow garden kleza I sent a shuttle to the yellow Rocky planet whats with that
You have enough funding to pursue another project
Hmm
deth star when
The velkoz tell you that the Anel are lying
They tell you that they are a cultic people
Cats' hearts beat at a rate of 110-140 beats per minutes – around twice as fast as the average human.
and they are tyrannical
Send shuttles to the yellow rocky Planet and scout it
The U.S. has the highest dog population in the world. France has the second highest.
The velkoz diplomat said
BLUMIIII
That's what I had figured. The Velkoz are just taking resources they're not killing everyone
Sure
Yes. Go there
It's not letting me send images
This right?
@hollow garden ask the velkoz about any other alien civilizations
Yep
They tell you that you wouldn't comprehend
Just tell me
and should only focus on your matters
@hollow garden start a project to mine asteroids
I wanted to plan a mission to mine ice and rare metals from that comet when it passes by.
As a partner I am obliged to know.
Oh yeah that
We should probably shoot it
@prime compass
What
MY EYES
what is this
Interact with them
Their technology is around the medival to reinassance era
You have no common language
And unlike the galactic empires
There is no technology to translate between you
Hmmmm
Scout the area for natural resources that we could use
Try to get it if you want to communicate with them
Nah i prefer the language of money
You can join as any nation or company
Which area?
I'm here
Just the general area idk
The entire Planet
Alr
Your space agency is working on this
Yes we need to get these materials for a future mission.
Yes play
You don't have the resources for this
I should make a space militia
Very well...
Scout out a small area for Resources
i want to focus on... extracting resources on other planets
Im doing that get away
@hollow garden begin oil refining and extraction in the new lands and invest in reconstruction there
@hollow garden show map
You find a large amount of metals on it
Especially platinium
yes
Which area still
Choose any area
@hollow garden Can I see the map
I'd like to join
Whats the blur onr
@hollow garden
The current goal is to extract as much as possible and return it. Anything rare on the home planet or potent that can be enriched
@spring bison
Oil refineries are being opened once again
And reconstruction is ongoing
The prince is asking to return
@hollow garden ill be that blue nation nation in the west
and assume the position of governor
You will be a space company in it
Alr
What resource does that nation have
Btw the olive and pink nations have formed a defensive pact
@hollow garden btw research the velkoz battleships and how can produce them
You have enough funds to start your space venture dw
Ok show the space map
Your ships are immediately shot down by the battleships
wha
You want to extract as much of it
But then return it to it's course?
Did we find anything in the area
Are those dots asteroids
Yes the entire point of the mission was extracting resources
@prime compass you discover that there is a lot of coal underground in this area and a forest of something between tree and fungi that has a blue base and purple leaves? You are not sure what it is
@hollow garden can I do an Asteroid Mining Mission
The natives are fascinated
Some worship your ships
Others shoot at them with arrows and spears
Yeah you extracted the metals
@hollow garden begin a genetics program
Proclaim ourselves as the men of god, sent here to liberate them 🤫
no faraway stars
Use the gravity of the red planet as a slingshot for the next mission using our stockpiled resources.
Once our probe is on the Blue planet it should come back using the yellow planet's gravity
Can I do an asteroid Mission though
I will tell you when the next comet passes
Begin a coal mining Operation
And bring the fungi thing into a lab to research it
Ok
@hollow garden btw I can only attend this for like 20 minutes
What is bro planning to do
@frosty drum you get a weird signal
porsuing insanity, psychosis and blood bananas
@hollow garden
what 😭
🤫
Alr
You will send a probe to the blue planet?
What's the purpose of the mission
Ice
@frosty drum I will just tell you the signal here
Ok
It seems robotic in nature
Research and possible resource reserves
Ok
@hollow garden try to make bigger and disease resistant bananas
Commuismsmms
they warn you about letting Anel have access to your system
Communism
This is being done
Using genetic engineering
Who is that
Klez klez have we found out what the fungi is?
I see
the banana empire will grow
got the ship running
@wild mason the probe reaches the planet
It is an aquatic world
It's however brimming with life
having a large marine life
You also notice a small coral life in the south east
Kz
This is a protected zone. We need to work on the other project to ensure that status is kept.
@spring bison the new biologically engineered bananas are produced
People are afraid that the government is planting chips in them
writes down in notes
Hey...my Action time?
and that they could cause cancer
What fungi
Yes
The something between tree and fungi
Is it drugs
@frosty drum a small asteroid is passing by
Mission
It's equivalent to trees in their ecosystem
Your scientists conclude
@hollow garden do the mission for the Asteroid thing
It is finished it has a large amounts of ice
Yes?
Nice
The research on the longer range spacecrafts is done too
Who are you talking to rn
Me
Ok
What do my scientists say?
@prime compass
Your scientists said that
Dms
Hm ok.
Well uh do we have any projects from the government or any Private Investors?
@frosty drum your mission arrives
You find that it's a quite mountainous world
And there is life on it
W
The people are quite primitive
Equivalent to the copper age in our history
You also find two large Velkoz colonies
And many large ships harvesting the planet's ores and minerals
Your investors wish for you to expand to the aquatic planet
And create sea resorts there
The government wants you to find a solution to the alien problem
General is dead
How much would it cost
and see what the stance of the nation should be
Which part of it?
Say to them
"Sir, I am a businessman. Not a politican, a businessman."
What wdym
No. That is a protected zone.
Blumi come on
Just a small area
Its not much what Im asking
None of it.
@hollow garden who Is that
Also can we Colonize there
Oh I REALLY suggest not doing that
Come on blumi
put small traces of medicine and tell them that it prevents cancer
Oh fuck
Send a shuttle to scout out the planet and potential areas for the resort
@hollow garden can we land on that moon instead
Hands off.
This is an illegal act
Who decided that?
Can we all stop fighting
@prime compass large scale protests are happening in Irisk
Why
Ok
Environmentalists are saying the aquatic planet should not be exploited
And that it should be a natural reserve of sorts
Ok very well
Return the shuttle
Yes
Do you do this
Or the two probes
Space capitalism is evil
Well we could research the marine life
I love money
You investors are quite disappointed
And pull some of their investments
Real
I'll do that
Do they have any other projects?
Brb
@frosty drum the probe to the gas giant reaches
You find 7 space ships in its atmosphere harvesting it's gas
The other one will reach the yellow planet in 8 months
@hollow garden let me play as a PMC
How would this work
Lunch at 7:40 😭
@hollow garden I gtg now
See you in 3 1/2 hours...
I get contracts from people and then i go and comand the army
One last Action pls
do you wish us a merry christmas
5
7
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yes
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santahat
@wild mason btw I support Not exploiting that water planet
mid
why would you NOT exploit a planet
use all resources you can
exploring the derelict ship
Space capitalism is evil
nuh uh
space capitalism = good
because becuuseee capitalism = good
You see this guy gets it
I am a businessman
Bye
killed a few aliens and explored it, now im salvaging it
what game is this
i want to kill aliens
do you suspect the dolphin
1
1
1
yes
spacehaven
@wild mason btw im totally building a sea resort
@prisma flame we should collaborate in the name of capitalism
im not in the map war though
😔
There are aliens
Who we can MASSACRE
They are in the Renaissance era
Around 800 years behind us
They have only spears and arrows
I smell...exploit
Sure
can i join map war
@wild mason
A plague is spreading between the natives in this area
Kleznam mw???
They see your signs about the vaccine
I'm sorry Nolt 😔
where is belemin
hmmmm
Can I spawn in as demi god swordsman named Rvrah
Oh it's modern?
Futuristic actually
@hollow garden any projects?
Hey..
belemin which one should i be
This is up for you to decide
is the red place taken
But your last 2 contracts still stand
The one about the aquatic planet
And the other one from the confederal government
I still want to be a demigod named Rvrah but do lightsabers exist
No
I told the government im a businessman not a politician
real
ok i want to be it
Is this a yes
Btw I'm not going to name anything related to any of my names
So
;)
You can spawn as a space sword order
Alr
@hollow garden start a coal mining operation in the yellow nation
Sell it to the natives
where are these ~~exploitables ~~ aliens?
YES
Shhhhh
YES PLEASE
@prisma flame the government of Dereda decides to form a national space agency
Due to recent events
The FLNA will be about space matters and all that entails
(you are the FLNA)
RVRAH SHALL STOP THESE HUMANS FROM RUINING THE HOLY SPACE
Yellow nation?
Nolt dont interfere with me please
@hollow garden go to the FLNA HQ with my comrades
Where will you spawn
Yellow Planet sorry
what is the green nation
(you are the humans)
what the heck stop this
😠
Your neighbouring country
Both of your nations have good relations
ok
@prisma flame so, I'd like to be in your employ
All
@hollow garden ask the government if they want to build some military bases on the moon or installations
Pick a place and I'll wreck havoc
All planet have been explored by at least one player
?
where is the place with less advanced peoples
I want a space ship
No
💀
Alr, meet me at 10
No
@hollow garden can I go to belemin ?
The natives think you want to trade and offer you steel swords and important cultural relics
Bro 😭😭😭
And like, hijack a spaceship
Like some important necklaces in their culture
Just leave me alone!!
They are not sure what you want in exchange for the coal
Okay but I'll need you to transport me to some place
blumi which nation are you
the Irisk government won't let this be
Where i can conquer
Yeah trade
And also trade for a book of their language
If you don't do it covertly
Hmm can you help me
Isn't Skillerz playing the nation
I have a problem
Yes...?
You have a whole solar system
He is also another private company
where are we
Irisk has two
Who are the 2nd most advanced
There are these aliens that are destroying a gas Planet
I want you to kill them
I will give you a long trip shuttle in exchange
I ain't playing easy mode
are there any tribal people
And unlimited fuel
For that one space ship
The natives of the yellow planet
You just want the gas for yourself.
Their technology is medieval reinassance
I can not guarantee that but I will try
Okay I'll go there second
The most advanced people in your system btw is not you
The government has instructed me to Deal with that problem
I shall help you genocide
Nolt
Ok thank you
But the velkoz republic that belemin let in
that is pretty insane
Velkoz
also can i start as a megacorp that exploits planets for resources
🤑
no I WANT TO
@hollow garden help belemin genocide pls
@brittle gust the south eastern Red Planet, you see it?
You're all evil pigs
Wait
What is it
you know what
yes space capitalism
You will destroy each other once you all want something. Greed is evil.
we love space capitalism
i mean
Which nation will you start in
we're both making money off this agreement
Those are the velkoz
They are harvesting the gas there, 2% they harvest each year
I want you to kill all of them
i see that as a win!
that red one in the south ngl
Real
im the bottom red
I will give them the vaccine if they swear fealty and keep the capitalists off their planet.
Simple enough.
@hollow garden time to be a space mercenary!
That's a gas giant
Who is bro genociding
😭
I will transport you to my collection area
Klez shush
Massacring the people there
The velkoz
@prisma flame you have a neighbour
whats his territory
vs mine
The Qevie space cooperation starts
@hollow garden hello Transport nolt to my Gas absorbtion area on the red Gas giant
Both of you are situated in Tenera
You are the national space agency
He is a private company
Alr
@hollow garden infuse bananas with blood to make blood bananas
@brittle gust the velkoz have 6 ships stationed on the Planet, kill all of them and I will pay you
ok i support his space exploits
@brittle gust you and your boys are transported to the planet
The green ship is belemin's
Yay, give me a crew too btw I
This is just how you get yourself vaporized.
The 6 blue ones are the Velkoz's
They don't understand
They are prostrating on the ground
What
i want to build a space station at that gas giant
Get the FUCK OFF MY GAS GIANT
@brittle gust he's using you as a pawn instead of his own people. The Velkoz will destroy us all if you keep provoking them.
Go to the nearest velkoz place with my crew and blow up that place, and then immediately go to the next closest one and BLOW IT UP TOO
Prostrate like kneel
we can share buddy its big enough
Maybe
You have the funds to do so
You will?
I'm literally a space mercenary. You can't convince me with logic and thinking.
@hollow garden
GO LIBERATE IN THE NAME OF SPACE CAPITALISM!
WOOOOHOOOO
Dont die
And uh
This probably WILL cause a conflict with the velkoz
blumi which nation are you
Which means your cooperation is necessary
you're the only ethical one why dont you ally with aliens or something
@brittle gust you take them by surprise and manage to take one ship down
But while going for the second one you are immediately fired upon
And most of your crew dies
FUUU
The Velkoz are extremely enraged
@prime compass steal the ship's tech btw
before its too late
Yeah ik
nothing of value was lost
And intend to collectively punish humanity
Surrender,and as soon as I get on the ship shoot. Shoot and shoot!
WAR!
Huh, sucks
uncool man
Blumi im sorry
Wow what did I tell you seconds ago.
Yeah
Anyway, money
lets ally to beat up these stupid aliens
All of humanity must come together!
@hollow garden when
or at least defend ourselves
Beat these stupid clankers!
ok you have access to any space stations i make
You're the one who attacked
Blumi you should have offered me space ships not logic 👽
It was me and belemin
@wild mason the velkoz deem you a good human
@hollow garden host a international meeting with all space agencies to discuss how we will defend against the velkoz threat
They deem the rest as traitors
ok i want to build that space station
And declare nolt's group galactic criminals
rip nolt
Lol
You shot a bit of them
But you were prommplty executed
@hollow garden stop ignoring me btw
@prisma flame @west path
Along the rest of the prisoners
Cooked
Who would buy this
cooked
Are you sure
@hollow garden go to the government and make plans to build defences on the moon and the yellow planet
is it in warrring territory
The Velkoz fleet is moving towards earth
Idk what you think you get by starting pointless wars. The galactic measure of success is not violence like the earth
Alr
Also try and contact one of the other 2 major powers for help
Discuss with your fellow players🤫
Damn
I pinged them
An UW meeting is called about this
hm
we need to build up our defenses
I know
can I make it really addictive
We will try and evacuate as many as possible
Make peace and quit escalating this is literally a suicide mission.
Its fun..
Peace would probably mean slavery
can i develop our space infastructure around our planet to defend against the threat? all humans will be allowed to use it
That's stupid.
Bookish evacuate all humans to the yellow planet
@prime compass where do you build the defences
theyre gonna invade us
What kind of space infrastructure
i dont think thats possible
Like defence structures?
yes ships
Just build as many as possible
Space debris everywhere just limits our own launches since they'll just destroy it
@prisma flame An intermission is being sent to you
Yes you can do this
So what do I do
Just watch
interpret it
Okay
Oh cool
But most of your group is still on earth
Build them everywhere
Ask the natives if they will take in our people
@hollow garden ask the other dudes if they wanna hire us
I do not think blumi wants to help us
Then stop fucking escalating
im defending
You're literally marching into suicide
no its a defense around the planet
wut dis mapwar?
space mapwar
@hollow garden I am literally murdering you btw
Okay I'm sleeping
@hollow garden send a message to 1 major power asking for help
@hollow garden abort all actions
cool 👍
What we have seen is likely a tiny portion of their fleet. The more you provoke them the more likely they pull out some anti matter bomb or something
Arm all forces
@hollow garden make the blood bananas extremely addictive and sweet
STOP ESCALATING
LEBRON
@prisma flame the infrastructure was built
Hmm
@prime compass
the aliens are not my problem
ok but i want to send a transmission to the aliens and ask for us both to stand down
A unifed army is being formed
Gun them down.
To stop your base that's encroaching on their land
I could've stopped this situation
Why 😔
you are ignoring the blood banana experiment
eye x we are being invaded by aliens send help
Which dudes?
I
They might be because these guys won't stop shoving them closer to annihilating the planet instead of just backing down
@hollow garden hey...what are the velkoz peace terms
It's the Anel Reich
They are offering to intervene in the situation
Ok
And send ships to force the republic to back down
a guy fell unconscious because i couldnt get him to bed in time ☠️
YES
ok let me ask other humans what they want
They are also offering refuge to nolt they however want ownership of a planet
@prime compass @wild mason do you want them to help us?
im playing space game
And economic rights over the rest
This is not good you're literally going to leave the solar system in ruin
KLEZZZZ VELKOZ PEACE TERMS?
Lets wait a bit
Just a bit
I mean
Money
@prisma flame you understand what im sayin?
Guys what do you think
Get out!!!
How is literally destroying yourself profitable though
Well
We will find out soon
@prime compass we should not accept this
Yeah I'd rather take death than that
They want handing over of Nolt's group, occupation of the nation that had this group complete economic rights over the gas giant and an apology from humanity
NO ONE takes my money
How long was qevie working bro 😭
Ask them if I can still run my business under their name and if I can complete projects given by them
We are barely interplanetary.
You are trying to drag two empires of galactic scale into a war that will devastate this region
Ngl they sound kinda reasonable
They have no use of you
they want their own gains
Their companies are much more advanced than yours
Oh
if this happens belemin's company can work in my territory
@hollow garden relocate HQ to the Nation where bookish is
Belemin's company is in the irisk confederation
Or is it just me
But why
can they move hq or no
Yes
The Velkoz aren't your leaders
Im gonna go bankrupt
Idk how to fix it
do you want to fight them
@hollow garden kleznam
It's slightly to the left
Blood banana
I've been trying for like 10 minutes now
make it very addictive and sweet
I will sell my company and retire
but we havent tried to fight yet
We will die
I will accept their terms
ok since belemin wants to give up can i ask them for my neutrality
my ships wont attack theirs
if theirs dont attack mine
@hollow garden
@hollow garden
@hollow garden
I accept their terms
I give a live apology which will be broadcast throughout the solar system.
And give up all economic rights of the gas giant to the velkoz.
And lastly the handing of nolts group will occur at midnight.
Someone told them about your construction of defences
And they aren't happy
KLEZNAM
Ok
hmm what if we agree to force all humans to stay away from their planet
The blood banana is being engineered by your best scientists to be very sweet and addictive
@wild mason save us
Will you sell it nationally
can I potentially make the aliens addicted to it
