🎲game-room

[west path]

this is a slight problem but shh

if they survive theyll be ready for part 2

[prisma flame]

im gonna play modded worldbox

real this time

[midnight ocean]

My favorite world Ive ever had was one of the rare worlds where orcs didnt dominate and the races were extremely balanced for a long time (except the elves who were banished to a small archipelago in the corner for 2 thirds of the history)

And in fact the dwarves ended up gaining dominance after constant back and forth with the humans and orcs

that was such a great world

[west path]

worldboxia will prosper when the developers finally drop the update

[midnight ocean]

that was a post update world

[west path]

and we dont just have species wiping each other out

[midnight ocean]

the first or second world you play right after an update drops is so peak

[prisma flame]

real

[west path]

real though

[west path]

except the orcs can we have this not apply to the orcs

[prisma flame]

why even have multiple species if you cant really war them

[west path]

let them be genocided

[midnight ocean]

they better nerf orcs in some way this update

in an actually creative way not just stat changes

because stat changes are what led to BS like the elf overpowerment of early 2023

[west path]

how did it go from elves to dwarves to orcs being the best

worldbox is regressing

[frank latch]

DWARVES ARE THE BEST

[midnight ocean]

dwarves were never the best 😔

unfortunately

[frosty drum]

@midnight ocean @west path the population was nearly 7000 10 years ago wtf (No bad Age occured)

[west path]

i should introduce a plague into my world itll be silly

[frank latch]

ww2?

[frosty drum]

It's like ww26 at this point

[midnight ocean]

It was orcs when they first were added though it was a bit closer than it was humans for a bit then elves for a bit then humans again once elves were nerfed and now its orcs again

[west path]

@midnight ocean would you read the works of Dfhg'tyr, legendary bookkeeper?

[midnight ocean]

g

[prisma flame]

the main issue i have with worldbox is that destroying stuff never feels crippling enough

destroying farms and houses should set a village back tbh

i want them to get nerfed to oblivion

[midnight ocean]

bookish has the most dumb takes

Im out of here

[west path]

buddy what

😭

it does

[prisma flame]

yes i want villages to die without farms

this is unironic btw

[west path]

it hurts the village short term

stops any growth

[frosty drum]

I do want Boat Combat though

[west path]

so make earlygame worldbox impossible

[frank latch]

and he's transhumanist 😭

[west path]

(everyone would starve)

[prisma flame]

real im gonna download naval combat mod to see if it works

[midnight ocean]

remember when this was literally the case

[frosty drum]

Humans are the best species in worldbox frfr

[midnight ocean]

you had to actually constantly coddle new kingdoms otherwise they would literally starve

that was so annoying im so happy they added that new food system which changed it

[frosty drum]

World box- God Simulator

20 MINUTES UNTIL I HOST

[west path]

hellish

[west path]

opinion on the ice age btw

[midnight ocean]

one of my favorite ages

[west path]

i find it a good age because it effectively stops all development and makes kingdoms

have to fight for resources

age of sun is funny because..

cali

[midnight ocean]

I like how the water freezing changes war dynamics

[west path]

also wtf is the thing with age of wonders

like i dont get what it does

at all

[midnight ocean]

the world I was talking about earlier went through an age of dispair that literally led to the collapse of a natural thousand year old empire because it had survived foreign invasions previously by only having to defend an isthmus that allowed crossing into the rest of the continent, but when the water froze up the southern dwarven federation of kingdoms could attack from all sides, and their orc allies in the north could also cross an ice bridge to attack as well

[wraith quarry]

orcs

[midnight ocean]

ice is an actual game changer

[west path]

wtf

do you have a world map for that

world

[prime compass]

@frosty drum im sorry i dont think i can take part in session

[midnight ocean]

I think I might its on mobile though

[rose cape]

you can cross ice bridges?

[prime compass]

Gtg

[rose cape]

in worldbox??

[midnight ocean]

yes

[frosty drum]

It's okay

[rose cape]

proof?

[midnight ocean]

the story I just told

[west path]

was eyequ wise by saying this

[midnight ocean]

I do have one singular screenshot though

[west path]

send scream

[midnight ocean]

My favorite worldbox screenshot

let me find it

[midnight ocean]

god that resolution is terrible hold on

I think its just low res like that

[west path]

what the hell is that world gen though

[midnight ocean]

its my special sauce

it especially cooked this time around though

Anyway the synine empire was the one I was talking about

they survived for like a thousand years maybe more

they were extremely resistant towards revolutions somehow and were super stable

[rose cape]

you cant

you fucking lied

[midnight ocean]

I literally have seen it happen 👽

[frosty drum]

MW delayed by an hour
Starting in 1 hour 10 minues

MW delayed by an hour
Starting in 1 hour 10 minues

[rose cape]

the land that was there was probably already solid

[midnight ocean]

listen buddy

the Synine empire had survived countless wars with the dwarves and orcs over the thousand years because of their geography and they collapsed when it changed in the age of dispair

[west path]

share

[midnight ocean]

I lowkey dont remember I havent made a world in a while

[rose cape]

if it looked like this

it was probably sand

[midnight ocean]

If I looked

[midnight ocean]

it wasnt just sand

[prisma flame]

ok i got way too many mods

[midnight ocean]

units with the light trait which is also inheritable can always walk over ice and even without it I think they might be able to do so for a short period of time

[west path]

yeah this

what the fuck is this

[midnight ocean]

thats a solid world

[west path]

is this better

[midnight ocean]

hold on I barely remember my secret recipe but if I look at the world creation screen for a bit I might be able to remember

man playing worldbox hurts when you know whats coming in the next update

like I cant play anymore until that update drops

[west path]

LITERALLY

[prisma flame]

next update will be peak

just mod it

until next update comes

[west path]

next update is gonna be peak

[prisma flame]

im trying to get weird mods

[west path]

so fucking good

it will complete the worldbox experience

[wraith quarry]

next update is garbage

[prisma flame]

ok i think a mod crashed the game

😭

[west path]

what

??/

[prisma flame]

nevermind we good

[wraith quarry]

next update is mid

[west path]

@midnight ocean Hold up... is he delusional?

why did they add progression to worldbox why do we have to work for our traits

i just dont get it..

[rose cape]

nope

[west path]

@midnight ocean what are your opinions on me having this role in the game room mapwars server 🥀

[prisma flame]

why cant i take a screenshot

what

[west path]

this is xenophobia

overgeneralization

false

[prisma flame]

ok guys what do you think of this world

[midnight ocean]

@west path the sauce

[rose cape]

I KNEW IT

YOURE NOT A POLE

[midnight ocean]

I feel like I’m missing something but this approximated it enough

[west path]

try this out

[west path]

yeah im kashubian

kashubian first pole second

[midnight ocean]

Imagine having access to iceberg

[rose cape]

prussian second

pole third

[west path]

titanic unironically feels bigger than iceberg ngl

[midnight ocean]

What

[rose cape]

how big is iceberg

9x9?

[midnight ocean]

This is alright but mine feels more natural and balanced

[west path]

stealing this

[rose cape]

@west path 10x10

[west path]

ok yeah this is peak

[rose cape]

11x11

[prisma flame]

chat who's winning

naval warfare on

[midnight ocean]

You already know the orcs

[rose cape]

15x15

[west path]

dwarves

[prisma flame]

sme race kingdom on

multiple*

[midnight ocean]

Oh

With mods idk

Probably still orcs

[prisma flame]

yea i forgot to get nerf orc mod

rip

but im too lazy to get it now

[midnight ocean]

Is that a real thing

[prisma flame]

yes

there are a lot of worldbox mods its kinda insane

i also have a castle mod btw

castle and fort

and naval warfare so this should be interesting

[rose cape]

who will win

[vagrant ginkgo]

orcs are getting removed next update btw

[prisma flame]

based also who's winning

[vagrant ginkgo]

stron zezonokh

[wraith quarry]

what about elves

[vagrant ginkgo]

bloody nar reg

[west path]

based

[rose cape]

their main rival is par zet axes

[marsh lance]

EVIL

[prisma flame]

who gonna win

[west path]

@midnight ocean this map is kinda fire

[rose cape]

bloody nar reg

[midnight ocean]

Is this using my settings

[west path]

yes

your special sauce works

[midnight ocean]

Chat should I a: play this good looking map or b: go to sleep for real this time notifications off

[west path]

A

youre already too far in

[midnight ocean]

Real

Should I place orcs

[west path]

yeah its like 10 am for you if you went to sleep you'd get royally cooked

Acnaq you have to endure the next like 12 hours

[midnight ocean]

Real

Or I could just continue to be nocturnal

[west path]

dysfunctional sleep schedule would cook you

[west path]

going through nighttime without sleeping messes with your circadian rhythm

thats also how you get so tired through 8 hours of night and dont get nearly as tired via 16 hours of daytime

[midnight ocean]

What circadian rhythm

I’m cooked

[west path]

the one you dont have

Thus

dont sleep

and regain one

[midnight ocean]

But I’m tired

[west path]

yeah but if you go to sleep now you will have insomnia that would take a shitton of effort to deal with

[west path]

literally just scatter a few lighter naps throughout the day (all before 6pm because thats essentially the land of no return)

[prisma flame]

i know i said i dont listen to music but when i play worldbox or rimworld i do put one soundtrack on loop

[west path]

and last for those 12 hours

[midnight ocean]

Bookish the type of guy to not listen to the rimworld soundtrack

[prisma flame]

i always put music off in games

[west path]

lynch him for me

[midnight ocean]

Yeah average bookish take

[rose cape]

vote frfr #🌟royal-tavern message

[prisma flame]

the only soundtrack i would unironically listen to is the bladerunner one

[west path]

christmas break soon

life is good

[prisma flame]

i'll say dwarf because elves dont have roads

[west path]

endangered species (humans) vs orcs

[rose cape]

☠️

[midnight ocean]

Dwarves may suck in combat and culture and effective city layout but man their houses look good

[wraith quarry]

what did u do

[wraith quarry]

i just give all the dwarves alien blasters for wars

[rose cape]

the first ever war 😱

[rose cape]

nothing

[midnight ocean]

Look what they need to mimic a fraction of orc power

[wraith quarry]

i also dont spawn orcs

i hate them

they must be genocided

and elves

[midnight ocean]

Based

[prisma flame]

they're expanding

im gonna put towers in the middle so its harder to expand there

[midnight ocean]

They already won

[west path]

HOLY SHIT THEYRE HOLDING THEIR OWN

[wraith quarry]

why are people playing worldbox in the worldbox server 🤓

[rose cape]

~membercount

[hardy saffron]

543845/750000

[rose cape]

when are they updating this..............

[midnight ocean]

The orcs literally just aren’t trying lol

[midnight ocean]

When they add the names of new mods to the credits (never)

[rose cape]

unreal

[west path]

ok well you were right

[wraith quarry]

evil

[west path]

1 orc can kill like 10 people

the power imbalance is crazy

[wraith quarry]

this is why i genocide all orcs and elves

[rose cape]

real...

[prisma flame]

im putting druids here so orcs have a tough time expanding to this isle

[midnight ocean]

1 orc is worth like 8 humans, 15 dwarves and 20 elves

[rose cape]

the orcs colonized the crystal biome

the nu empire is a regional power

😱

[west path]

does this mean that if there was an 8:1 ratio of human kingdoms and orc kingdoms the humans would win

[rose cape]

@vagrant ginkgo strong zezonokh has fallen 😔

the nu empire is very strong

[prisma flame]

i honestly dont know how they expanded there so early on

they dont even have boats

what

[rose cape]

major orc war

[vagrant ginkgo]

fake news

[prisma flame]

HOW

how are they expanding tthere without boats

[rose cape]

the urg igh brothers come out on top

the humans have mostly consolidated into a few kingdoms

city state of zanerid

turtle power alliance

the fall of opor boulders

great ohi finds a surprising attack against their larger opponent

[prisma flame]

the dwarves built a castle

[rose cape]

but it is countered by an attack on their capital

[rose cape]

what mod

[prisma flame]

fort mod

[rose cape]

k

great ohi has a captured capital

[prisma flame]

it might be over for bloody nar reg

[rose cape]

the great ohi are pushed out of human lands

but the war is not over yet

[midnight ocean]

Ok @west path

[marsh lance]

The great exodus

[prisma flame]

war plot failed

[midnight ocean]

I hate when they don’t make their own kingdom and join another kingdom halfway across the map and you have to put them in a box

[rose cape]

the nu empire and yi team up to take on great ubita

[prisma flame]

thats why i have a mod that adds a power that lets you make them make a kingdom

[rose cape]

nvm

yi isnt in the war

[prisma flame]

this should be in the game btw

[marsh lance]

This continent is based btw

Amazting geography

[rose cape]

the dwarves have consolidated to 3 states

[marsh lance]

APATHI

[rose cape]

the elves to 5

the first interspecies war

elves vs orcs

[prisma flame]

first war no way

and it was humans not orcs

israel farley

remember that cuz idk how to see family tree UI

but last names are kept so thats the only family tree i know

[frosty drum]

Add a skillerz kingdom frfr

[prisma flame]

so lets see what hapens

[rose cape]

great ubita are gone

a minor war in the nroth

[prisma flame]

they broke into the castle and killed the game

king*

its joever

[rose cape]

rebellion

[prisma flame]

joever

[rose cape]

a coup

it succeeds

[wraith quarry]

evil

[prisma flame]

first kingslayyer is sexist

[rose cape]

another rebellion

[prisma flame]

no way

[rose cape]

the urgh igh brothers fall

this rebellion fails though

the nu empire are set to capture the whole continent

[prisma flame]

the era of peace is joever btw

the orc kingdoms are about to murder each other

[rose cape]

the dwarves are close to full unity, but there are rumors of a rebellion

[frosty drum]

Add a Skillerz Kingdom fr
Away from everyone else fr

[rose cape]

the greatest empire.

[prisma flame]

what race do you want to be

[frosty drum]

Humans

[rose cape]

DWARF REBELLION

[rose cape]

the only other remaining human kingdom isgone

[novel jay]

@frank latch Host-?

[prisma flame]

what do you want it to be called

[rose cape]

the most advanced culture

[frosty drum]

The Empire of Doom

[prisma flame]

im calling it holy skillerz

[rose cape]

@thenotskull would you lead this kingdom?

[noble cradle]

He died

[prisma flame]

there you get an island

[rose cape]

zanerid falls

[noble cradle]

(He left wb)

[noble cradle]

Tall Ighuh will win

[frosty drum]

Glorious!
And away from the Filthy Orcish Species

[rose cape]

US civil war

[prisma flame]

dont worry you can conquer them since its modded

[rose cape]

the nu empire might collapse

[prisma flame]

why that continent look so good

i started playing on tthe first generated map

im dumb asf

[noble cradle]

Why does it look like that

[rose cape]

alright let's speed it up

[marsh lance]

https://tenor.com/view/allied-mastercomputer-am-ihnm-ihnmaims-i-have-no-mouth-hate-monologue-gif-2221310702094501623

[rose cape]

15x15 map

[prisma flame]

naval warfare on

ill give you boats since i nerfed you by making yo ustart on a small island

[rose cape]

chaos

[frosty drum]

What mods did you install

[prisma flame]

powerbox collection mod naval warfare family trees fortresses etc

[rose cape]

this appears to be the most stable country

[frosty drum]

Can I see the full map

[prisma flame]

this kingdom has two castles now btw because they conquered one

[prisma flame]

it looks kinda bad but its fine

[prisma flame]

i shouldve went wit hthis map

ok should i altter the map

[frosty drum]

My population must increase
We must make a mainland colony

[prisma flame]

to make things islands instead of one continent

[rose cape]

oldest kingdoms

[frosty drum]

The bottom left one 💀

[prisma flame]

your population increased but uh...

rip first king

[frosty drum]

THOSE CURSED ELVES

[rose cape]

the last stand

shil of earth just kinda chilling ngl

[prisma flame]

you did make an alliance though

[frosty drum]

What's my population

[prisma flame]

almost 40

[west path]

@midnight ocean i lightly buffed them

[frosty drum]

We must expand to the mainland

[prisma flame]

ok we'll see

but first i need to check on the orcs

orcs were so busy fighting each other they didnt expand much

[rose cape]

real...

huge rebellion...

this could spell the end of one of the longest reigning elf dynasties

[prisma flame]

no way the green orc king is singlehandedly taking the village back

[frosty drum]

@prisma flame how am I doing

[prisma flame]

building village

everyone else is at war with each other

[west path]

an elf exodus is crazy

[prisma flame]

they took the capital

actually insane

[midnight ocean]

First war

Land disputes over the northern peninsula

[prisma flame]

@frosty drum ok you lost people by rhinos but you declared war on this kingdom

you might expand now if yo uwin

[frosty drum]

Wonderful

[west path]

surprising top 3

[frosty drum]

@prisma flame e

[prisma flame]

your ally won the war

but uh

ivac is after them

so they might be done for

[frosty drum]

When they about to collapse....

https://tenor.com/view/execute-order66-order66-66-palpatine-star-wars-gif-20468321

@prisma flame

[prisma flame]

they could win

[frosty drum]

If they collapse

IF

[prisma flame]

they're actually kinda winning

or at least pushing back a bit

[prisma flame]

they broke through the line its joever

[frosty drum]

Expand north

[prisma flame]

also i think a mod improved army AI because these armies are actually going quick

the two orc kingdoms are duking it out

meanwhile ivac lost badly

[west path]

reminder to nerf orcs

theyre too strong

[prisma flame]

if they get super duper strong ill just make them go into civil war to nerf them

[frosty drum]

@prisma flame how am I doing

[prisma flame]

ivac is somehow pushing back

[prisma flame]

building villages but you'll expand later

ok since i want to keep ivac im gonna roll

,roll peace, war

[haughty inlet]

bookishpick

:game_die: peace

[prisma flame]

ok

they lost all their mainland territories though so they're crippled anyway

if they join the alliance ill call it human alliance because all human kingdoms will be a part of it

[west path]

the ucin are a very based bulwark against the orcs

[west path]

israel farley WHAT

[prisma flame]

what

thats the king

actually hes important cause hes the first person to declare warr

[west path]

that isn't worldbox naming

[prisma flame]

its modded

family names are passed down

farley name passed down now

[west path]

pretty creyzee

[west path]

makes sense

[prisma flame]

he also have this trait

[west path]

ok thats insane

[prisma flame]

what

no wonder they won the war

👽

maybe this trait mod was a mistake

[frosty drum]

@prisma flame what's my leaders traits

[west path]

i made their king kinda goated

[prisma flame]

you need a new leader

they're mid

[west path]

those trait stats are insane blawg

[frosty drum]

New leader time
I'm listening to the republic star wars theme
Make my leader op fr

[prisma flame]

first interracial war

remember they can conquest each other so this is gonna be interesting

[prisma flame]

the humans are actually 1000 iq by making an alliance together

[frosty drum]

We are geniuses after all

@prisma flame name the alliance the Confederacy of Independence Nations

[prisma flame]

too long wont accept it

[frosty drum]

Confederacy of Humans

[west path]

elf mega empire

[frosty drum]

Elves actually good 🤯

[prisma flame]

elves are actually doing well

but orcs are genuinely overpowered what the heck

i think its time to do an orc civil war considerng how much conquest theyve done

no other kingdom did this much conquest on each other

[frosty drum]

Just never let the orcs unite
ever.

[west path]

these ones got a head start because they managed to get an offshore colony set up

[prisma flame]

ok orc civil war has begun

[frosty drum]

Ok ping me now for no reason trust me

[west path]

this is why i always cover my map with multiple kingdoms instead of a few for each race at the start

[prisma flame]

the dwarf castle is being stormed

[west path]

top 4

[prisma flame]

@frosty drum

[west path]

pretty balanced

[prisma flame]

the starving elves FAILED the siege

dwarf kingdom might live

nevermind they broke in

gg wp

[vital latch]

good morning

(it's noon)

[frosty drum]

@prisma flame STATUS

[prisma flame]

would you like to conquest the rebel elf colony Snor

[frosty drum]

Yes

[prisma flame]

ok for some reason they wont give up snor so you get the village next to your colony

[frosty drum]

YAY

@prisma flame can I see my leader now

[prisma flame]

same guy

[west path]

the orcs are united as one

[prisma flame]

ok how about this

,roll live, kill, liver disease

[haughty inlet]

bookishpick

:game_die: kill

[west path]

but most of their peoples are killed

[prisma flame]

time to kill the leader

[west path]

elves are doing really good this world

did acnaq fall asleep

@midnight ocean sleeping is illegal

[prisma flame]

@frosty drum the gods decided the leader died and now the new one is actually kinda busted

proud and strategic

[frosty drum]

Ok

[west path]

colony revolt

creyzee

[prisma flame]

you also built your first castle btw

[frosty drum]

Yay

[west path]

@prisma flame which one are you picking

Crusader Kings III

Mujahid Queens 6

[prisma flame]

ck3

[wraith quarry]

i ❤️ florida

[west path]

oh my god

😭

how do u fumble that bad

[wraith quarry]

this kids is why you leave the safety on when not shooting

[west path]

i mean i dont even know what a gun is

i thought she shot herself with a musket or crossbow

[prisma flame]

@frosty drum elves made an alliance while orcs are having civil war and dwarves are almost nonexistent

[frosty drum]

Ok

[west path]

@wraith quarry whos winning this

[wraith quarry]

whuch species are they

[west path]

right is elves left is humans

[wraith quarry]

left wins

[prisma flame]

why are the humans storming into the orc kingdom

they trying to declare peace 😭

[frosty drum]

VIKINGS STILL WINNING LETS GOO

[vital latch]

burn my bread

[prisma flame]

,roll humans destroy orc alliance, humans don't destroy orc alliance

[haughty inlet]

bookishpick

:game_die: humans destroy orc alliance

[prisma flame]

welp

rip

[frosty drum]

Land pls

[prisma flame]

the orcs are basically done for

the civil war nerfed them too much

which is good

orcs still exist they're just villages

one of the elf capitals are in a dwarf village

thhis is the map now

[frosty drum]

@prisma flame how am I doing

[prisma flame]

i made most of the non-mainland areas into islands

so now theres actual ships being used

[frosty drum]

Ok

[prisma flame]

humans and orcs are having a deadly war

naval combat too

[frosty drum]

How is my leader
And nation

[prisma flame]

your nation is doing good but many of your soldiers are going up to fight the war

also this orc ship is actually wrecking main land human troops

so even though humans have way more soldiers orcs could get the upper hand from their ship

[frosty drum]

Ok

[oblique yarrow]

How do you get that voler sqaur i dont have that

[prisma flame]

its a mod

[oblique yarrow]

How do you install mods

[hollow wasp]

Can I set up a small nation?

[west path]

@midnight ocean was bro napping for 2 hours

[prisma flame]

uh maybe when i get back on

[hollow wasp]

Ok

[prisma flame]

idk who's gonna win

because the orc boat is destroying ground troops

[west path]

pretty insane

@midnight ocean are you proud of me for destroying orc kind

[prime compass]

Good job

[frank latch]

when are we going to be able to choose which nations can go to war against other nations of our choice

[west path]

this is technically a feature already

[frank latch]

mods don't count

if it's outside of mods then...

Idk I don't have wb

[prime compass]

It is a feature

"Whisper of War"

Whisper into someone's ear to start a war with them

[frank latch]

oh

[prime compass]

You can choose which kingdom goes to war against which

[frank latch]

when was that added

[prime compass]

Idk

[prisma flame]

lke 2023

[frank latch]

is this true?

[frank latch]

I haven't played since like 2022

[prisma flame]

go play it peak

[frank latch]

no mone

[prime compass]

Yeah

[west path]

this

[frank latch]

how does that work btw?

[west path]

can i whisper of war serrelka to fight adika

[west path]

click and drag to select attacker and defender

[prisma flame]

you know

[frank latch]

I see

[prisma flame]

i dont understand how this wasnt in the game before 2023

like thats crazy

[prime compass]

@frank latch henlo whisper of war brzykna and literally everyone

[frank latch]

is it on mobile?

[prisma flame]

also how is form alliance only now being added in vanilla game

[prisma flame]

yes

[frank latch]

I can play on mobile

[prime compass]

Yes

[rose cape]

no

[void axle]

Unfortunate I keep missing the opportunity to play

[rose cape]

also how is pherdonia colonizing areas i have military movement through 👽

[rose cape]

what time zone

[wild mason]

You are not the hegemon of the north 🤣🤣🤣

[rose cape]

i still am

i mean of the northwest

[west path]

Literall

[rose cape]

the hegemon of the north has gotta be the massive ash alliance up here

[west path]

he's the hegemon of shitville ocean

it's quite large

[west path]

@rose cape is this true?

[frank latch]

that's the Apathi Kingdom

[west path]

(thats what i call the northern ocean)

[frank latch]

and unless you're running a blockade against ally shipping

they kind of just go through...

[rose cape]

whoops

wrong thing

check dms though

it doesnt make sense for both our militaries to be occupying the areae

and also you double scaled the map 😱

bigger bowistan is real

[frank latch]

ik

[void axle]

Newfoundland

[frank latch]

that's what the "is this real?" was for

[wild mason]

Dies oiffyin play bow maiqst

[frank latch]

yes

[void axle]

And yes, “Newfoundland” is a timezone

[prisma flame]

big war

[rose cape]

yes

[rose cape]

that's in the uk right

[void axle]

Canada

But Newfoundland, the province, has its own timezone

[elder arch]

why is this.. even a thing

[wraith quarry]

yes

[elder arch]

aren’t more timezones a bad idea

[wraith quarry]

no

newfoundland the country

[frank latch]

the curvature of the Earth doesn't care about our borders...

[elder arch]

That’s not a country it’s just Canada

[west path]

@wraith quarry should i purge the elves for declaring war on the dwarves

[wraith quarry]

@void axle you're one hour off from us

dont complain about timezones

smh

[rose cape]

oh you're 2.5 hours ahead of est

[wraith quarry]

nope

newfoundland will always be independent in my heart

[void axle]

The dominion of Newfoundland

[rose cape]

goofy ahh timezone

[wraith quarry]

wait fr?

okay still

[void axle]

I didn’t

[wraith quarry]

2.5 hours is nothing

[prisma flame]

they're all battling inside the castle

[void axle]

I just said I didn’t like how I missed the opportunity

[elder arch]

Why is it even called “newfoundland” that sounds like a goofy name

[wraith quarry]

because at the time it was new found land

[rose cape]

@frank latch did you forget to ping this man

[frank latch]

1.5 hours

Idk what you're smoking

[frosty drum]

@prisma flame how is my nation

[frank latch]

and it's only part of Newfoundland

[prisma flame]

the same im back now so they're moving up to battle

[wraith quarry]

we do tend to name new places on what we think of them

[elder arch]

,roll 200 mush apocalypse in Skillerzland

[haughty inlet]

hgame

:game_die: You rolled 27

[wraith quarry]

oh we found land outside of europe?

this is the new found land

[void axle]

No, is it Newfoundland in whole

[west path]

oh my days i should have kept the fps lock on

[void axle]

Newfoundland isn’t Labrador

[frosty drum]

Vikings Won btw

[void axle]

That’s why it’s Newfoundland and Labrador

[elder arch]

you are like literally the only person in game room that cares about sports

[frank latch]

my bad
I was looking at a different region

[rose cape]

they need to abolish daylight savings

[west path]

this guy is a fucking relic

[frank latch]

correct

[rose cape]

it's utc -2.5 during daylight savings and utc -3.5 during normal times

[frosty drum]

How tf is he still breathing

[rose cape]

or wait

[prisma flame]

theres two major battles going on also you're red

[west path]

elf

[frosty drum]

Makes sense

[rose cape]

yeah

[prisma flame]

tbh idk who's gonna win this castle

[west path]

top 3 largest kingdoms

[west path]

@wraith quarry what is your opinion on the elves larping as phoenicians

[wraith quarry]

once again

[frosty drum]

@prisma flame gtg for 20 minutes

[wraith quarry]

evil

elves are evil

[frank latch]

regionally
it's still only 1 hour ahead of EST

[prisma flame]

these are my top three most populous kingdoms

[wraith quarry]

but also it is advantageous to be basically the trade kings

it's just stupid

that it's elves

[west path]

oh no

theyre phoenicians in the sense that they colonize the world

[wraith quarry]

okay kill them

[wraith quarry]

do me a favor and kill them

[prisma flame]

these are my top 3 units in the world

no way israel farley is up there

bro started the first war

[west path]

why do they all have druid staffs

[prisma flame]

i actually dont know

[west path]

the ucin empire was bodying them but peaced out and focused on the orcs

was that a valid move

only 3 elven dynasties in the world

[wraith quarry]

nuke

[frank latch]

I have a question
When are nations going to start recognizing Taiwan as an independent nation?

[west path]

my goat

[west path]

now listen up

the ROC is long dead

Taiwan is a fragment of its power

that is why

we need to kill west taiwan and reclaim the glory of the ROC

[wraith quarry]

@west path 9 minute video analyzing the fall of the syrian government or 20 minute video on squad update

[west path]

20 minute video on squad

[frank latch]

,roll Syria L, Squad W

[haughty inlet]

builderofworldz

:game_die: Squad W

[west path]

squad is like MTC4 but better

[frank latch]

more infantry based

[west path]

so better

[wraith quarry]

oh sorry

i was wrog

it's 50 minutes

[west path]

yeah but its squad

[wraith quarry]

that's true

[prisma flame]

first world war because a kingdom joined so their allies did too

no way

everyone at war now

who's gonna win

[west path]

@wraith quarry humans vs elves, orcs and dwarves whos winning

[marsh lance]

@west path is itch.io safe or am i gonna get 6 morbillion viruses from trying to download voices of the void

[west path]

when i used itch.io i just used the itch app

[prisma flame]

the orcs won on the west but humans won on the east

[west path]

its like itch.io but a launcher for games

[prisma flame]

also the elf king wants to go to war on the dwarves

👽

[west path]

also made by the itch.io people

[marsh lance]

https://tenor.com/view/fixing-servers-votv-fixing-satellites-voices-of-the-void-baldis-basics-gif-8605038888929140811

[west path]

btw if itch.io wasn't safe people probably wouldn't have games on there

[wraith quarry]

humanity on top

[prisma flame]

ISRAEL FARLEY HAS DIED

NO WAY

[wraith quarry]

who

[marsh lance]

i know im just scared of exitting the safe walls of steam

[west path]

enclosure*

[prisma flame]

the first guy to start a war

[west path]

awww i uninstalled itch

[prisma flame]

one of the human kings

[marsh lance]

i literally made an account on suzerain mobile and i got a scam message like almost immediatley

[west path]

😔

[prisma flame]

also humans might be screwed because

this random guy wants to rebel

[wraith quarry]

i thought you were talking about irl israel lol

[west path]

maybe coincidental

[marsh lance]

not that thats a virus, but its strange how the scammers pop back up immediatly after i sign into something

[west path]

or it was in reality the fucking newsletter

😭

[marsh lance]

huh

[west path]

@marsh lance did u subscribe to the suzerain newsletter

[marsh lance]

no why

[west path]

ok so what you got was a coincidental message

[prisma flame]

ships are fighting each other at sea

[wraith quarry]

this is a sad day 😔

he will be remembered for whatever reason

[west path]

@wraith quarry should i collapse the elvish empire

[marsh lance]

im also just scared of downloading things in general

[wraith quarry]

YES

YES

YES

please

[marsh lance]

because i cant trust anyone on the internet

[wraith quarry]

ill do anything

[prisma flame]

the dwarves are storming the elf castle

they're taking back thheir land

[marsh lance]

why are there so many losers on here trying to hack my computer i just wanna download games fr

[prisma flame]

btw the elf capital is on a dwarf village

[marsh lance]

how would they feel if i hacked their punk ass games

[west path]

this culture is crazy

HOLY SHIT THATS FUCKING CRAZY

[west path]

@wraith quarry is this gap in power explainable

[marsh lance]

@west path so it is 100% safe i will not sacrifice my new laptop on an alter to the anarchist internet gods by trying to download voices of the void

[west path]

the peoples of reddit herald it safe

@marsh lance u should probably just check if VOTV is safe

because itch isn't evil hell

[marsh lance]

okaay

if i successfully get votv i'll livestream it someday (voice reveal included)

[prime compass]

Pata voice reveal

[west path]

@wraith quarry the world is cooked the elves have reached 1k population

[prime compass]

Do some trolling

[frank latch]

You'll never hear my voice for as long as I live

[prime compass]

Bet

[west path]

fish did though and hes a game roomer

so..

game room has heard your voice

[frank latch]

we sound profoundly different

[west path]

you did not get it

game room has heard your voice because fish has heard it and hes a game roomer 🤯

fighting in the streets of atlanta

[marsh lance]

it wouldn't sound bad bow

[wraith quarry]

please kill them

[frank latch]

my voice is terrible

[marsh lance]

evil

[west path]

humans are starting to become the strongest faction

[marsh lance]

be confident

[wraith quarry]

good

[prime compass]

It is what it is

[wraith quarry]

now end the elves

[prime compass]

A

[west path]

humans will do it for me

[frank latch]

it's unnecessarily squeaky and high

[west path]

the humans are like 17 culture levels ahead

😭

[wraith quarry]

gobbless

[marsh lance]

if my voice sounds ass i need yall to tell me though fr

[prime compass]

Ok

[frank latch]

Idk if that's a result of a terrible mic (I use the one built into my laptop) or just my voice being high
or a result of a both

but that's not why I won't reveal my voice

[west path]

@wraith quarry can we let the dwarves free with them stealing from the humans

[frank latch]

It's just cus I want to remain anonymous

[prisma flame]

uh shoulnt the war be over

the kingdom they wanted is gone

[west path]

HUMANS MADE ADAMANTINE WEAPONS GODDAMN

[marsh lance]

so nonchalant...

[prisma flame]

ok i forced peace

because it should have ended

[marsh lance]

if one of these gameroomers go to my school and recognize my voice its on sight btw

cant have yall knowing who i am

though none of you really live in the great midwest aside from blumi and she lives in shithio

[west path]

would you be able to survive verbal abuse from me

[prisma flame]

holy shit they're just blasting each other from their shores

cannons everywhere

[frank latch]

I doubt anyone here will be flying to somewhere in Indiana to a random high school just to find an obscure voice

[marsh lance]

i feel like we'd be buddies but the kind that berate eachother all the time

[west path]

Amazting we have a task for you

[prisma flame]

a ship killed the rebel king

thats insane bro

[marsh lance]

in a good or bad way, that will be up to decide

[frank latch]

I spoke to soon

@marsh lance sorry

[frosty drum]

@prisma flame how am I doing

[prisma flame]

so you survived world war I and ended up getting some land

[marsh lance]

me and you bow, i feel like we could sit down and just chat for a while i feel like your a good yapper

[wraith quarry]

i agree
however we must be careful

[frosty drum]

YAY

[wraith quarry]

OKAY

ABORT

OKAY ABORT

ABORT

[west path]

what did he mean by this

[prisma flame]

but also like all of your soldiers died in the war

[marsh lance]

though i am a yapper myself its strange, i have a hard time listening to yap

am i a evil hypocrite

[prisma flame]

so you need to build them up again

[frosty drum]

We shall recruit

@prisma flame show leader

[marsh lance]

i am a yapper myself but cannot find the attention span to pay 100% attention to other yap

[prisma flame]

this island rebelled and now the human kingdom is bombing it

like unironically with ships

[frank latch]

I stutter a lot btw

[marsh lance]

me and skillerz would be chilling

[prisma flame]

they killed the rebel king with ships

[frank latch]

and I either have dylexia or schizophrenia

or I just really need a break from being online

[marsh lance]

theres someone out there that would find that very charming. not me i just dont mind about it

[prisma flame]

50 warfare is crazy btw

[marsh lance]

i would annihilate fish if i met him though

[frank latch]

I would help you

[marsh lance]

if i met blumi we would be having a territorial dispute over state boundaries

[frank latch]

REAL

[prime compass]

What if you meeta me

[marsh lance]

shenanigans

[prisma flame]

these are the new top 3 units in the world

[prime compass]

Elaborate

[marsh lance]

we would do a little trolling

[frank latch]

I'm pretty sure that Fish is the embodiment of speaking your mind and not giving anything

(he's intrusive thoughts)

I try to be more reserved and keep my deeper darker thoughts internal

[prime compass]

And how?!

[marsh lance]

destroy the state of saxony

[prime compass]

Bet

[marsh lance]

just a glimpse into my dark mind...

[marsh lance]

you live in the german land right

[prime compass]

Yes

[prisma flame]

they are just bombing each other

[frank latch]

you wouldn't like to see mine...

[prisma flame]

the rebels won the ship battle no way

[marsh lance]

which state do you live in and what do you think of the other states

[frank latch]

most of my dark thoughts are pretty dark jokes

[marsh lance]

ok bro it was funny when i said it now you just made it cornier

[prime compass]

Brandenburg
Idc

[prime compass]

https://tenor.com/view/jurard-jurard-t-rexford-holostars-hololive-holostars-en-gif-5971223824161442342

[marsh lance]

ok notice how he said brandenburg, he does NOT live in berlin

[frank latch]

oh well

[prime compass]

I lived in berlin

[marsh lance]

belemin MIGHT be johan liebert

[frank latch]

who?

[marsh lance]

bellmint

[prime compass]

https://tenor.com/view/johan-gif-21273582

Blow up Spandau.

@marsh lance Do you understand

[marsh lance]

no

[prime compass]

Why 😢

Spandau is the greatest of all evils

[marsh lance]

what is spandau

[sullen pawn]

yalls opinion on me hosting rn

in mw.aw

[prime compass]

A borough in berlin

[quick idol]

Garlic has fallen

[sullen pawn]

i have ascended

actually

[quick idol]

Descended

AW server is hell

[prisma flame]

,roll phun imperium war ends, war doesn't end

[haughty inlet]

bookishpick

:game_die: war doesn't end

[prisma flame]

ok then

@frosty drum you have recieved an island too

its small but at least you can get naval stuff done there

[frosty drum]

Yay

[wraith quarry]

i dislike people that are different from me

[marsh lance]

@west path i see you have TERRARIA

[wraith quarry]

@west path you aint better be on terraria without me

[frank latch]

you're different from you

[marsh lance]

Wait.. you have it?

On comp?

[wraith quarry]

yes

[marsh lance]

Omfg

Hop on right now cuh

[wraith quarry]

i used to have on mobile

[marsh lance]

PLEAAASE

PLEAASE

[wraith quarry]

but it stopped being able to open terraria

[wraith quarry]

i can't 💔

i want to

but i have to do other stuff rn

😔 soon tho

[marsh lance]

i will literally destroy the state of georgia to give you more state boundaries to enable you to hop on terraria

😔

Sad

Ping me immediately when you get the chance

[wraith quarry]

👍

[marsh lance]

I already have a world ready, but its barebones because i’ve barely progressed

Wait……… you would bring in endgame gear anyway

Evil..

https://tenor.com/view/your-fate-is-sealed-seal-shrimple-gif-14588556684467309808

[wraith quarry]

billions of caves must be obliterated

[west path]

00:19

00:22 now

[marsh lance]

I will give 5 morbillion dollars if you hop on without endgame gear

[west path]

what

[marsh lance]

Qevie would you play it with me

[west path]

the result is you not lashing out at oil the second hes a slight hinderance which makes you evil in my books

[west path]

00:23

[marsh lance]

Coh2 failed us but we will get there someday

[marsh lance]

Is this military time or what

[west path]

24 hour time

guess what 00 means

[marsh lance]

Go to eep bro

[marsh lance]

Dead in the morning

[wraith quarry]

mid-game gear

[west path]

i can stay up till 01:00

[wraith quarry]

wrong react

[west path]

since i have school at 10:15 tomorrow

[frank latch]

[marsh lance]

This is 10:15 am in civilian time

[west path]

yes

[marsh lance]

Ok wait

[prisma flame]

ok im gonna try to get a worlbox eceonomy mod

[frank latch]

I might have to pull an all-nighter soon

Something I'm intently against

[west path]

peak

[marsh lance]

I understand military time now

[frank latch]

[frank latch]

24 hour time

not military time

[west path]

its just 12 hour time but without the AM and PM stuff

and continuous

[west path]

this also

[marsh lance]

So 13:50 in 24 hour time is 1:50 pm in regular time

[frank latch]

@west path I should be president
I will educate the American populous

[marsh lance]

Pats brain power if he actually used it: 🥶

[west path]

yes

[marsh lance]

Can you hop on terror io

[frosty drum]

I should be president frfr

[west path]

its really simple