🎲game-room

[west path]

they are a genuine thing

i've had them like... 6 times?

They're goated

[silent smelt]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X3wxVVIisdw&ab_channel=euronews

also ill soon be prohibited to speak slovak

i mean englsih

sorry

[west path]

is that fucking real

Why are they this incompetent

[silent smelt]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=grmQqA_xnjg&ab_channel=Mavicvideo @west path

[west path]

because you're trying to paint him in a majorly unfavorable light by putting him at a heavily disadvantaged position

[silent smelt]

was this jarz about the roma?

[west path]

also he would probably make an average president, but if given more time

would probably implement radical reform or turn conservative

both of which may be controversial but might also be good

[midnight ocean]

Buddy have you seen UMW 0, UMW 1 and UMW 2 and also every mw Jarz has ever played

[west path]

i am aware

[west path]

those were dumbed down political sims that didn't function like actual countries do

the president generally approves plans set up by his team of ministers as well as legislature

or prime minister

really depends

[midnight ocean]

Notice how he still manages to throw despite that

[sullen pawn]

All this talk has me wanting one thing 😉

[noble cradle]

russian nuclear capacity is also a dubious proposition at best

[sullen pawn]

||to play 270||

[silent smelt]

bro

@midnight ocean compared to me you are nothing

a neutron

a proton

an electron

[sullen pawn]

And I’m gay

[silent smelt]

how dare you even question my political skills

[noble cradle]

most are old cold war ones which have been poorly maintained or improperly

[silent smelt]

?

[west path]

jarz calm down

[silent smelt]

no genuinely

[west path]

you are fighting a liberal

there is no winning this battle

[sullen pawn]

Ewww a liberal

[midnight ocean]

I’m literally a leftist

[west path]

yeah

so a liberal

[silent smelt]

you should be talking to cosmicpotato who was supposed to run the nation in umw 2

and made an excuse

[sullen pawn]

Even worse

[silent smelt]

in order to not oplay

[midnight ocean]

Not the same thing

[midnight ocean]

You both were supposed to run it together to minimize stress but you BOTH stepped down and loaded all the stress on me

[silent smelt]

you loaded the stress on you

[midnight ocean]

And you just fumbled in nruv mw and umw 1

[west path]

jarz said he was taking a backseat in politics

[silent smelt]

there were 7 other ministers

[west path]

and he attempted to give you a peaceful transition of power

[noble cradle]

the greatest part of UMW was the tax scandal

[silent smelt]

yeah i am a backseater, i literally i am so good at politics that if eel humble

[west path]

i am viewing this from the eyes of a dissident and idk what jarz did wrong ngl

[silent smelt]

an i share power with others

[west path]

team 4 was doomed with mars shadowleadering it

[midnight ocean]

That was a concession because I was trying to remove him entirely due to his track record

[silent smelt]

i did nothing wrong

the only thing i did wrong

was let morons run the country

i honestly should have picked honey bee over mars

[noble cradle]

team 4 letting in a bunch of low ranks who thought they were the shit was a mistake

[silent smelt]

mars had a reputation

[west path]

wouldnt have changed anything because mars owned the server

😭

[silent smelt]

yeah

i shouldnt have teamed with them

[noble cradle]

people death threating me over UMW was also peculiar 👽

[silent smelt]

honeydes was better off alone

[west path]

that wasn't the case honestly

[west path]

literally

[silent smelt]

its the stupid political simulation that umw 2 employed

[west path]

event was taken was too seriously so i just did a bit of trolling and left

[midnight ocean]

Mars helped organize the team in UMW1 they’re good at working with humble rebrs not so much high ranks

[silent smelt]

because i dont know what they lecture the hosts about economics in

i think india

but

what was this fucking economical system

it was worse than command economy

it was an isolated single ahh economy

[west path]

very dumbed down so everybody could understand it

[silent smelt]

there was no market

it was stupid

[west path]

they're fixing it next UMW apparently

[silent smelt]

why were the wages based on the population count

[west path]

giving more player freedom

[noble cradle]

yeah that was... peculiar

[sullen pawn]

Oh yea sorry about that

[west path]

and using stuff like guilds to create a basic economic system

[midnight ocean]

I’m confident that UMW3 will be better but not that much

[west path]

i have high hopes

[silent smelt]

i already have plans for umw 3

[noble cradle]

when are we scrapping UMW3 for mock UN

[west path]

honestly

[silent smelt]

and i will run

and no that is it

i am announcing my candidacy for leader in umw 3

[west path]

i'm probably gonna participate in UMW so i could remain a spectator

[silent smelt]

alongside someone else who i shall not name yet

[midnight ocean]

I’m done with UMW I’ll probably just join a random team and not do anything

[west path]

maybe see the new features

[west path]

bot_islazy or bookishpick

[midnight ocean]

Definitely not the one Jarz joins though

[sullen pawn]

@midnight ocean @west path when are we forming our own UMW nation

[silent smelt]

if you all guys agree

i am willing to form one with you

[midnight ocean]

Never fuck UMW

[west path]

is this real

[silent smelt]

i would definitely want a strong backhold

[west path]

game room coalition

[midnight ocean]

this is a threat btw

[sullen pawn]

hi

[silent smelt]

no

[west path]

why are you this mad at UMW

[noble cradle]

same i just dont think large scale events like this meant to model already complex things especially in a server full of children who cannot really grasp the concepts needed for it can work

[west path]

like its just meant to be a fun event

[silent smelt]

acnaq is salty he lost umw 2

he feels guilt

[noble cradle]

in a reasonable or functional capacity

[west path]

taking it that seriously is fucking crazy

[silent smelt]

you were a leader and sold

you should have built spaceships

and sent our people to space

[west path]

the thing is hes faulting himself over nothing

[silent smelt]

but no you let them die

[midnight ocean]

You were on team four during UMW2 you know how much that event screwed with me

[west path]

that was out of his control

[silent smelt]

true

but yeah

[west path]

True

[silent smelt]

@midnight ocean genuinely

[noble cradle]

without dumbing it down to where core integral elements are removed and it becames baby food

slopfood

[silent smelt]

genuinely tell me

or no

[west path]

then just take a backseat from politics as a minister

[silent smelt]

not tell me

[west path]

😭

[silent smelt]

this time genuinely

there is nothing you could have done

to win

or to make things better

it isnt your fault

[west path]

it was rigged from the start

[silent smelt]

the only thing you could have done different is to not take leadership

[gilded harbor]

Why is Jarz still talking in game room

[west path]

wait fallout new vegas reference

The game was rigged from the start...

[midnight ocean]

That’s literally what I wanted to do in UMW2 before both Jarz and cosmic bailed at the negative last second and every single person wanted me to be king

[sullen pawn]

Shrug

[silent smelt]

okay little bro

1. cosmicpotato made an excuse

its his fault

2. i was hiking and literally i was sleeping with girls lil bro

and by sleeping i only mean sleeping

[west path]

cosmic bailed because mars was shadowleadering it and they didnt feel like it and jarz bailed because he was busy not being sleep deprived

[silent smelt]

or napping as eyequ calls it

[west path]

also he is a literal property owner irl 😭

[cedar zealot]

Give tomfoolery complete control over UMW it’ll be peak I swear

[midnight ocean]

Schizophrenic episodes shouldn’t stop you from playing umw

[silent smelt]

i was sending you pictures from ontop of the fuckiing mountain

collecting taxes

i was collecting taxes from ontop of the mountains

sorry i couldnt have fucking ran the entire country from there

[west path]

ts some dystopian shit

[silent smelt]

i lowkey was

[gilded harbor]

Didnt cosmic take a like 2 week break from discord

[silent smelt]

i was sending pics of the fucking view in the chat

[noble cradle]

fantasy ahhh kingdom

[gilded harbor]

Because he was lowk dying

[cedar zealot]

Have you tried not being jarz?

That might help

[west path]

that was a uhm excuse

[west path]

ok i think that was real but due to burnout

[silent smelt]

he just bailed out

[west path]

and it wasn't a major break

[silent smelt]

like a kitten

[noble cradle]

why are gameroomians so peculiar

[silent smelt]

he got burnt out from discord

from typing words

not even writing

tapping letters

ok?

[midnight ocean]

Fr

[west path]

what did i do

[cedar zealot]

I avoid talking in this channel for a reason btw

This place sucks

[noble cradle]

true

[west path]

we were the ones that found the 5 million dwarven holds in albuerquerque new mexico btw

[noble cradle]

theres only like two people out of the dozens of critters who live here i talk to

[west path]

who

[noble cradle]

thats where we were gonna defect to

[noble cradle]

you and blumi

[midnight ocean]

@noble cradle @sullen pawn 270 downloaded

[west path]

true

[west path]

real

[silent smelt]

imagine umw 3 had actual laws like this instead of 4 ideologies you can pick between 😱

[noble cradle]

🤯

[west path]

also true

[midnight ocean]

Why did you disappear yesterday btw that almost made me miss my flight

[west path]

it would be hard to implement

giving players that degree of control is hard for hosters to implement

especially on that scale

[noble cradle]

i had to eat dinnnnnnnnnares

[silent smelt]

it really isnt that hard

[west path]

also

its hosted in worldbox

[silent smelt]

they would just be too lazy to make a system for it

[west path]

@midnight ocean would you play UMW if it wasnt hosted in worldbox?

[silent smelt]

its really primitive in victoria 3

[midnight ocean]

No

[noble cradle]

depends on server but yeah

maybe

[west path]

do you hate the event that much

[noble cradle]

i think a mock un instead of an umw would be cooler

that said

[midnight ocean]

UMWs are literally hosted in WorldBox that’s the whole point

[noble cradle]

it is worldbox so

[silent smelt]

JARZ UMW 3

JARZ 2025

SAY IT WITH ME

JARZ 2025

[midnight ocean]

Shut up

[noble cradle]

Shut up

[west path]

ok but it would give more flexibility to the hosters if they didnt have to use worlbox

[midnight ocean]

@sullen pawn are you still here

[silent smelt]

i have literal plans to establish a democratic nation with free and fair elections

in umw 3

[midnight ocean]

Wait @vagrant ginkgo you said you would play 270 right

[west path]

if you establish an unregulated market we're doomed

You have to understand

[silent smelt]

nobro

qevie will you be on my team

[west path]

when you're the government, all regulations are good

[silent smelt]

i need ministers

i need actual people now

i hired puppets

[west path]

yes

[midnight ocean]

You don’t want this btw he’s a gremlin

[west path]

we must regulate the economy

so we can earn more cash

[silent smelt]

but they turned out to be actual morons interms of aptitude

[noble cradle]

based?

[silent smelt]

i hired children because theyd listen to me

but just because they listened doesnt mean they performed

[west path]

i was a gremlin because the UMW2 economy was shit

[silent smelt]

okay alpha 9

lets assemble a group chat

[noble cradle]

@west path will you seize half of all big oil companies?

[silent smelt]

who is with us

so far

[west path]

big oil remains untouched

never stop oil fracking

[noble cradle]

true...

what about big pharma?

[west path]

nationalizing them means the profits go directly to us

so yes

[midnight ocean]

Why did you protest that by making my life worse

[noble cradle]

big cabbage?

[west path]

ion wanna mess with the farmers bro

they have oil barrels as their firearms

shits scary

[noble cradle]

i can confirm

[silent smelt]

in umw 3

i want my nation to be the economic powerhouse and an egalitarian society where people from others teams would migrate to, i dont really want a military power or to win the entire thing

i want to show off the power of democracy

[noble cradle]

yapathon

[silent smelt]

capitalism

and economic prosperity

[west path]

🦅

[west path]

opposite of slovakia

[silent smelt]

yeah.

basically

but no

on god

all i want is an egalitarian society and an economic powerhouse in umw 3

i want us to be the united states

[west path]

i had nothing to lose and my head being chopped off meant more income to the people who paid taxes

[silent smelt]

with free and fair elections

women suffrage

no slavery

protected speech

guaranteed liberties

compulsory primary education

[sullen pawn]

Sooooo Russia

[west path]

also its pretty crazy how you had to get the ministers to elect you

not appoint you

[prime compass]

Are you gonna genocide someone

[west path]

it was such a bad democracy

[noble cradle]

I want rigged and unfree elections, a patriarchal society with slavery, guranteed liberties for those loyal to the government, state mandated education

[west path]

*the head of state should have appointed you

[silent smelt]

no we had appointed bureaucrats

the ministers were appointed by me (the king)

and i appointed myself

[sullen pawn]

Why can women even vote don’t they all live it cootieville

[midnight ocean]

It was an emergency election because the two kings fucking died

[silent smelt]

we still havent decided whether we want a presidential or a parliamentary republic @west path

[west path]

this is crazy

[noble cradle]

idk ask jarz she knows

[midnight ocean]

Garlic 270

[sullen pawn]

Give code

[west path]

im referring to higher positions in government

rather than being directly appointed you were being elected which is alien

[silent smelt]

oh

[marsh lance]

Lebron ideology

[silent smelt]

it was so stupid that acnaq was appointed leader

it should have been a council

they literally just all fucked over acnaq

[west path]

we were nationalist

we'd need to switch to aristocracy to do allat

[silent smelt]

and was acnaq your cult of personality

[west path]

True

[west path]

we had like

8 active team members

most of them already in government positions

and rebrs too

acnaq was the only high rank

[sullen pawn]

@midnight ocean majestic-ejector7

[noble cradle]

yeah ion think umw can ever really work well

[silent smelt]

umw 3 will work

it will have jarz

[west path]

I mean i wish it could but...

[silent smelt]

and we will make it work

[noble cradle]

its hopium to assume itd be functional

[west path]

its worldboxia

[midnight ocean]

Hey, I just created a game of 270 for us. Game code: MOANING-MODE7
https://www.political-games.com?game=moaning-mode7

[noble cradle]

havent you been in both past 2 umw and nruvs mw and failed miserably in all of them

[west path]

it should not use worldbox as a means of hosting since it limits player choice

[silent smelt]

@silent smelt @spring bison @balmy epoch @west path @sullen pawn duty calls

[west path]

albeit they kinda are required to do it

[midnight ocean]

Bruh

[sullen pawn]

grr

[silent smelt]

i won basically

[sullen pawn]

Who’s are we joining

[silent smelt]

i didnt fail

[west path]

because you know

[midnight ocean]

Moaning mode is a crazy code

[west path]

this server is centered around worldbox

[sullen pawn]

Well do that

[silent smelt]

umw 3 would have been great if the admins didnt fire me from event crew for no reason

[noble cradle]

"No reason"

[west path]

also i am mad that the UMW staff didnt let me and parader retire in the equivalent of hawaii

[silent smelt]

yeah there was no reason

[west path]

That was so rigged

🙏

[noble cradle]

yeah same

[midnight ocean]

God damn it @noble cradle did you go Ted Cruz

[west path]

we would have been shit broke because i lost the funds you embezzled

[noble cradle]

it was stupid they didnt let me and you escape to a tax free haven

[west path]

but it is what it is

[noble cradle]

average

[midnight ocean]

I have to run against a similar republican cringe

[silent smelt]

ted cruz

will you be on the jarz team in umw 3

[noble cradle]

yes

[silent smelt]

and also @midnight ocean what can we do for you to join us in umw 3

[midnight ocean]

Wait I realized your a sweat I’m cooked

[west path]

it was fucking hilarious though

[sullen pawn]

@midnight ocean who is in

[midnight ocean]

Ok

[west path]

people were accusing me of conspiracy by helping you embezzle funds

[sullen pawn]

My cousin can’t join

[silent smelt]

you proved to be the most competent out of the most competent

[sullen pawn]

Holy shit

[west path]

shit was funny as fuck

[sullen pawn]

We need four

[silent smelt]

you were just ruling during tough times

[sullen pawn]

@noble cradle @midnight ocean my cousin can’t join 👽

[west path]

@midnight ocean ngl i still dont get that line of thinking from yall

spying is literally against the rules of UMW

[noble cradle]

lil bros cooked

[silent smelt]

decafa spied

and the hosts did nothing

literally

they voided us

[west path]

skull emoji

[silent smelt]

i sent them proof

and they voided us

like lowkey

went to another chat

as if nothing was happening

they ask for proof

[sullen pawn]

Shaggy-grouper7 @midnight ocean @noble cradle

[silent smelt]

you send it to them

they dont reply

end of story

[midnight ocean]

Oh right I forgot you had a cousin

[west path]

also i left team 1 on my own volition

[noble cradle]

yeah i didnt really like umws staff either

hosts were fine

[silent smelt]

the staff were actual clowns

what was their purpose

[noble cradle]

but that staff at the lower levels fumbled

[silent smelt]

if they did nothing

we had it literally carved on concrete

that decafa cheated

[west path]

also i didn't like the turn based system which encouraged long-winded debates rather than decisive action

[silent smelt]

and they just turn around like aliens 👽

[west path]

it kind of served to benefit a decentralized system

[sullen pawn]

Shaggy-grouper7

[silent smelt]

@west path i liked nruv's mw system

if you were there

[west path]

was not

when was it hosted

[silent smelt]

2022

basically

[noble cradle]

i think i was but i barely remember any of it

[west path]

i was inactive for like 7 months in 2022 and inactive for 6 in 2023

[silent smelt]

one turn took a week

[noble cradle]

because i got like banned or something

[silent smelt]

and you had a week of roleplay

[midnight ocean]

You were saving up assassination money instead of giving that money to the state who desperately needed it

[silent smelt]

and then nruv came back from being grounded

and did the most random shit ever

and orcs somehow own

[noble cradle]

https://tenor.com/view/critter-hhhhomeboyyyy-kings-dark-tidings-saga-by-kel-kade-bird-peculiar-creature-gif-25199506

[west path]

yeah but i literally got the fucking money from what team 1 was calling a criminal

[silent smelt]

who was alpha 9 trynna kill

[west path]

😭

[west path]

nobody i was trying to help parader embezzle funds he stole from team 1

that was literally it

[silent smelt]

ah

[midnight ocean]

Also you were being a prick and uncooperative

[silent smelt]

@midnight ocean can you play umw 3 please?

[noble cradle]

yeah i lied about being a bank

[silent smelt]

i swear to god i will not make you the leader of a federal republic this time

[west path]

true but it was funny

[noble cradle]

and got some rebrs to donate money to me

[midnight ocean]

No

[noble cradle]

and then ran

[west path]

the whole ordeal was peak

[silent smelt]

i swear to god i will not make you the leader of a federal republic this time

[noble cradle]

i think i gave the rebrs money back

it was just the money i collected though

[west path]

no we burnt it

[silent smelt]

why is acnaq so hard on himself

he did the most

[west path]

we burnt it by letting them execute you

[silent smelt]

he performed the best of all leaders

why does he hate umw 3

[west path]

it messed with him

[silent smelt]

it should be his symbol

[west path]

i kinda get his line of thinking

[noble cradle]

https://tenor.com/view/minion-minions-huh-flying-floating-gif-22728681

[silent smelt]

to everyone else acnaq is a god

[sullen pawn]

my cousin chose Nikki Haley

lol

[midnight ocean]

No I don’t want to be a leader

[sullen pawn]

I assaulted a god

does that make me Zeus

[west path]

trump?

[noble cradle]

she contested at like every move with aq

[midnight ocean]

Whoever is playing tulsi fuck you

[west path]

wait did you guys spend money on 270

also i forgot to ask

[noble cradle]

no

[west path]

@silent smelt how was the eyequ level nap

[silent smelt]

I said I will not

[silent smelt]

whay

oh I enjoyed it

[midnight ocean]

Oh it’s Haley

Tell them they suxk

[west path]

was it eyequ level or ercan level

[silent smelt]

eyequ

[west path]

(ercan only sleeps for 2 hours at most)

[silent smelt]

I dodged school so I could sleep like eye

[west path]

live footage of jarz sleeping like eyequ

him being a pig is a stylization of the eyequ curse

[silent smelt]

@midnight ocean join us in umw 3

[noble cradle]

@midnight ocean thoughts on garlics cousin literally being an ai bernie ? (most annoying critter ever that goes to contest you or take your states_

[west path]

are you guys declaring him an opp

[midnight ocean]

Cringe af

[wild mason]

Chsnces that garlic is just using his cousin irl to cheat a win ?

[silent smelt]

@midnight ocean join us in umw 3

[noble cradle]

yes

[noble cradle]

considering theyve only gone for me and aq so far

and knowing garlic

[sullen pawn]

hi parader

[sullen pawn]

He’s new

[midnight ocean]

Probably considering how hard his cousins contesting my territory this early on

[sullen pawn]

We aren’t cheating btw

promise

[west path]

you guys should focus on swinging garlics states to see if the cousin goes after them aswell

[midnight ocean]

Haley doesn’t even have that big of a buff from swing states or the south

[sullen pawn]

He doesn’t understand the buffs yet

he does but he doesn’t

[midnight ocean]

Bruh

[noble cradle]

thats tulsi

[sullen pawn]

He goes for swing states every game

[midnight ocean]

Wait it is tulsi why did garlic say Haley

[west path]

send screenshot of a game you had with your cousin

[noble cradle]

dealing with tulsi garlic and aq at the same time is brainrotting

I dont know what the strat here is

this feels like the berniepocalypse game

[west path]

real

[noble cradle]

i was like the only non bernie

[west path]

@noble cradle opinions?

[midnight ocean]

Texas isn’t worth it at this point

[noble cradle]

average

[noble cradle]

to garlic it is

this makes me want to summersault into a brick wall

[midnight ocean]

The Texas situation is sad

[west path]

@midnight ocean would you rather be deported to denmark or poland

[noble cradle]

literally

garlic is a brickwall of a player

as in

literally dense as a brickwall

[sullen pawn]

My phone died and it let me reconnect

lol

[sullen pawn]

lol I have extra money from youth idc

My cousin is riding Virginia so hard

[midnight ocean]

Tell your cousin to give up Virginia

[noble cradle]

@midnight ocean i know you HATE me but garlics cousin is a genuine critter who only targets me and you

mashallah lets kill him

[sullen pawn]

He said “haha I’m not giving up Virginia”

[midnight ocean]

I agree but idk how to really team up in this game

[midnight ocean]

What’s his full name and address

[noble cradle]

divide and conquer

[wild mason]

I'm so pissed rn

[midnight ocean]

Also I literally have the old south money to finance Virginia there’s no point fighting me there

[noble cradle]

we need to break the hold over the swing states

[prime compass]

What happen

[wild mason]

What did Bookishpick do to 3mk

[prime compass]

Me too blumi. Me too.

[midnight ocean]

He gave up Virginia what the sigma

[prime compass]

This is not the end of 3mk.

He walked so 4mk could run

[sullen pawn]

HIS OHINE DIED

LMFAOO

[wild mason]

What does the current map even look like

[midnight ocean]

Fuck that leaked my turn

[wild mason]

Why did Acnaq delete it

[wild mason]

Oh

[noble cradle]

im not going to any of those anyways

[midnight ocean]

Garlics critter cousin would

[noble cradle]

true

right now i think i can break his hold on swing

[sullen pawn]

His phone died

He’s gonna get kicked next ballot count

[noble cradle]

america is sabed

saved

[midnight ocean]

Can you let me get swing I’m actually pretty close

That might mean giving up Florida though I would understand if you don’t

Why was garlics cousin assassinated

Deserved ig

[noble cradle]

as long as florida is fine

you can take the other

wisconsin and nh sends you over the edge

or iowa and nh prob

[midnight ocean]

I threw by accident

[wraith quarry]

Turkey heart has a tough texture

[sullen pawn]

Why does Montana have NOTHING

[midnight ocean]

Just like irl

[sullen pawn]

Give it agriculture at least lol

I LOST AGRICULTURE

NOOOOOO

Who took Indiana from me

We are OPS

@wild mason who is gonna win

[noble cradle]

least predicatable garlic move

i was screwed anyways

[sullen pawn]

oh my god

they took Alaska and Hawaii

I am winning btw

[noble cradle]

@midnight ocean win for me

[sullen pawn]

he won’t

[noble cradle]

he will

[sullen pawn]

:)

[noble cradle]

watch

[sullen pawn]

He might

🤫

[midnight ocean]

@noble cradle what happened

[noble cradle]

going out for lunch

[midnight ocean]

Insane

[noble cradle]

and finishing polytopia turn +

[midnight ocean]

It won’t let me spend money on anything the fuck

I have plenty of money

@sullen pawn I’m getting scammed

[sullen pawn]

Is bro tryna pay to win me rn 😭

[midnight ocean]

Oh nvm I just accidentally ended turn

Fml

[sullen pawn]

LMFAOO

Acnaq we gotta hurry

I’m trying to go outside before dark

[midnight ocean]

This is a hella close game

[west path]

because no swing states

you have to make swing states early on for the game to allow you to spend

its dumb

[midnight ocean]

@sullen pawn I got timed out

[sullen pawn]

what

no moves???

[midnight ocean]

Tf

[sullen pawn]

I did too

You would’ve won anyway

[midnight ocean]

STOP THE STEAL

[sullen pawn]

That last turn was smart I got cooked

[midnight ocean]

ahh

Gg

[west path]

@noble cradle he won for you

[potent hamlet]

Vice President J.D Vance?

[west path]

trump hasnt entered office yet

[potent hamlet]

What are you doing here

[sullen pawn]

Gg

[rose cape]

vice president elect

[sullen pawn]

Getting the youth to love republicans

[potent hamlet]

Shut up

[midnight ocean]

@wild mason my training arc has begun

[sullen pawn]

You snatched so many states last second

[wild mason]

Who would win

[potent hamlet]

Why is Texas blue

[midnight ocean]

Yeah lol that legit won me the game

Rushing agriculture in the endgame is the play

[rose cape]

image 1

[wraith quarry]

Ra

[west path]

fish

is it true that you dont have polytopia

[wraith quarry]

Yes

[west path]

sinner

we should kill you

[wraith quarry]

Tbs games are mid

[west path]

die

[midnight ocean]

@sullen pawn opinion on my stopping the count before all the ballets are in strategy?

[west path]

@wraith quarry i am entering the shapez dimension

[noble cradle]

walked so you could run 💕

[potent hamlet]

Help gamers wanted

[noble cradle]

either way that early game had me fucked

[wraith quarry]

Cool

[noble cradle]

garlic you and garlics cousin all -prevented me from reasonably getting any group

i also did not have the energy to continue fighting texas all day

[west path]

i need to make this more efficient

it pumps out shapes at too slow of a pace

[wild mason]

Why isn't Ohio on the agriculture group

[rose cape]

,bal

[haughty inlet]

amazting

Use the leaderboard command to view your rank.

Cash:

-68

Bank:

1,200,402

Total:

1,200,334

[rose cape]

-68 crab coins

[midnight ocean]

I think I like Ron desantis a lot

[noble cradle]

hes good yeah\

ted cruz is usually good until you get two peculiar critter (garlic and his cousin) who block any strategy you try to pull of or contest you at any step 👽

[gilded harbor]

It's that time of year again where's cosmic

[noble cradle]

sadly i just dont have the energy for that stuff 💔

[gilded harbor]

@vital latch

Be scared @vital latch

[noble cradle]

Anyways gtg

[west path]

this should suffice

[gilded harbor]

What in the shapez is that contraption for

[wild mason]

#🌎general message shocking

[west path]

peak spaghetti

[west path]

and

[gilded harbor]

Seperate trash rotate combine rotate combine

[west path]

my favorite structure is this

[west path]

only 1 combination

2 rotation cycles to rotate 180 degrees

so its mergeable

[gilded harbor]

Oh man I thought it was only quarters

[midnight ocean]

Is this rimworld

[west path]

no i cut these in half

[west path]

shapez

[prisma flame]

rimworld is so based

god

im playing rimworld right now

new colony (dont ask what happened to the last one)

[midnight ocean]

Tf

[midnight ocean]

Please stop sharing takes with me thanks

[prisma flame]

i hate yu

[west path]

i think i can optimize my white dye assembly to make 5 dyes per second

@wraith quarry opinion on me overoptimizing urple production

YES

WE'RE MAKING 5 DYES PER SECOND

optimized to be 3 per second

we're also meeting white dye demand which is based..

thats allat of spaghetti

oh yeah i forgot to say this

@sullen pawn i will infuse your blood with cyanide

[vital latch]

AHHHH

dont take me next

dont take me next

today I am

FEARFUL

[prisma flame]

@midnight ocean are you pleased with your character

[midnight ocean]

3mk should be the god of the ideology

[prisma flame]

3mk might die

but we'll see

it's a royal ideology

[gilded harbor]

Last year your cousins,last Easter it was your siblings, this year it was your parents... You're next

[rose cape]

this is not a triangle factory

[wraith quarry]

Efficiency

[vital latch]

1. omfg you ate yourself
2. SPARE ME!!!!!!

[spring bison]

fascists of america

[prisma flame]

,roll tomboy, female

[haughty inlet]

bookishpick

:game_die: tomboy

[prisma flame]

#🌎general message

[sullen pawn]

Not again!

[sullen pawn]

It’s pretty fire

[sullen pawn]

I did lol

[sullen pawn]

YOU KILLED YOUR COUSIN

[midnight ocean]

Idk why that last turn happened like that but it saved me lol

[pine copper]

Bro wants to be jd Vance so bad

[prisma flame]

its starting

[prisma flame]

#🌎general message

[midnight ocean]

Crazy

[gilded harbor]

Nah I killed my parents and siblings...

[midnight ocean]

You should have made eye fat

[prisma flame]

wait acnaq rate map

[gilded harbor]

My cousins cousins

[gilded harbor]

I'm eating the cats, I'm eating the dogs

[midnight ocean]

Send it

[prisma flame]

how do i send the full map

anyway this is a good chunk of it

[west path]

producing this was painful

[midnight ocean]

Man why did Kamala invest so much in the white voters group doesn’t she know she has a -20% debuff from them

[prisma flame]

ikr

[west path]

it turns your blood blue which i use as paint buddy

i need it for my art collection

[midnight ocean]

Pretty decent

[gilded harbor]

For me

[prisma flame]

this is eyex btw

[gilded harbor]

Oh wait Im a minor

[midnight ocean]

5 DMs from random high ranks

[west path]

finally got it hooked up to a highway

[west path]

lu bu alts

[rose cape]

real

[gilded harbor]

Because they are incredibly scared of loosing support from the younger progressives that are growing up in a heavily divided world where they don't have any good options to follow and so are increasingly stopping the traditional norms of young people vote progressive except the problem is rather than by doing this by being a stronger candidate the Democratic party is just kinda being we need to compromise

[west path]

unlimited misery

[vital latch]

"Worldbox Booster Card Pack"

[west path]

heres the 2nd part of it

[midnight ocean]

Kamala probably still would have lost even with a more progressive platform

[west path]

3rd part

[vital latch]

Kamala would have

someone more charismatic or something might've won

[midnight ocean]

Perhaps even worse

[gilded harbor]

Acnaq you just dmed me 5 times?

[west path]

its also sandwiched between 2 other production lines

[midnight ocean]

(A white guy)

[vital latch]

kamala just isnt someone people got interested by tbh

[gilded harbor]

Yeah but she might not have lost 20% of Latino voters or whatever the number was

[midnight ocean]

I bet you if Kamala wand waltz switched places they genuinely would have won

[noble cradle]

She would've still lost no matter what

[vital latch]

there was very few people who kept up to date on her campaign compared to trumps because she wasn't as interesting

[west path]

her platform was moderate

she had appeal but she like

was a millenial

and millenials only vote for trump

actually no shes way older than millenial i think

[gilded harbor]

Aren't millennials the only heavily progressive group

[midnight ocean]

Pretty sure she’s gen x 👽

[noble cradle]

The kamala campaign was rushed and terrible and failed to reach out to many communities or properly adress economic policies until already very late

[west path]

gen x

yeah

[vital latch]

that would also probably work unfortunately

[west path]

too old for allat

[noble cradle]

The African and Latino communities in particular

[midnight ocean]

That’s also a factor

[noble cradle]

Trump gained a following for a reason

[gilded harbor]

Cause hes charismatic

[vital latch]

honestly their chances were better with biden.

[vital latch]

still bad

[midnight ocean]

The margins Trump gained with minority groups were significant but not enough that they are what solidified the election

[vital latch]

but better

[west path]

sob

[midnight ocean]

The biggest change in 2024 was the turnout of white suburban and rural voters

[noble cradle]

Certainly not but it highlights the aspects the campaign failed on and a change in American opinion

[vital latch]

dont worry bro when trump dies the person with the peoples will shall ascend to take his title of god king of america

[west path]

if biden stopped being senile for like 2 hours

[noble cradle]

A record number of Latinos and Africans voted trump , not seen since Reagan

[gilded harbor]

Yeah they were, cause a lot of swing states are basically solely Latino groups and there was a like 20% loss in Latino vote, not so much Michigan and Wisconsin, but Arizona, Nevada, Carolia etc

[west path]

he would easily sway the public vote

[midnight ocean]

(Impossible)

[west path]

bidens speeches back in the day were fucking crazy

[noble cradle]

African American vote in these states was lost to

[vital latch]

and a man whom people hate for his race shall win over the peoples will by using personas archetypes

[midnight ocean]

I recently watched a video that addressed and disproved this exact claim and the guy cooked I could send it here but I don’t want to get too political

[noble cradle]

Michigan particular

[west path]

the secret service must use their age reversal syrum on him so he can be POTUS again

[gilded harbor]

I wonder what would have happened if any of the trump assassinations had actually worked

[noble cradle]

They probably wouldn't

[vital latch]

,roll 20

[haughty inlet]

c0smicpotato

:game_die: You rolled 20

[west path]

what if they DIDNT happen?

[vital latch]

welp trumps dead

[noble cradle]

Republicans have all their money on trump

[west path]

would he use that as apart of his platform

no

so like

[vital latch]

assassination rolled a nat 20 pack it up

[noble cradle]

Probably not much

[west path]

idk if it would influence popularity

[west path]

i do not get his appeal as a candidate though

thats what i dont get

[noble cradle]

The assasination attempts weren't very relevant in the voting

[midnight ocean]

Definitely would have been lots of uproar especially since he had yet to pick a VP. Its likely he would have been replaced by someone like Ron desantis or maybe JD Vance would have run as well

[west path]

sure kamalas platform was fully shit but

[gilded harbor]

Mbad I'm not saying it's racial at all, in fact what happened was that race stopped being a factor, eg it's much much more that working class in all groups changed, but if Latino votes hadn't changed then it would be a different election

[west path]

her policies were okay-ish and repubs would probs be better off voting for her

until a better candidate for the right was found

[noble cradle]

I think her biggest problem was the large Corp tax

[midnight ocean]

Real

[west path]

Goddamned liberals and them taxing BIG OIL... 😡 😡 😡 😡 😡 😡 😡 😡 😡

[noble cradle]

Raising that so high in an already hurting economy (inflation rates are indeed down, but that's that's the rates it's increasing at, not the price of things going down)

[west path]

@midnight ocean opinion on how fried the middle class is in amerima

(it doesnt exist)

[midnight ocean]

Neither candidate was really running on policy the only thing Trump Gabe was how he was gonna treat migrants the rest was basically “we’ll cross that bridge when we get to it”

[midnight ocean]

Cooked

[west path]

ts what you get out of the american economic system

thats why i was saying it was not a good system yesterday

[prisma flame]

the dems shouldve done a primary

[noble cradle]

A large corporate tax would only lay off more people and raise prices significantly coupled with long and short term economic damages

[vital latch]

im middle class

[vital latch]

i think

[gilded harbor]

I think it's the other way I think if she went less moderate and pushed it more it would have worked better as well as other factors

[marsh lance]

qevie how long have you been online

[west path]

i mean i think the problem is uhh

like uhhh

wait my mind evaporated

oh

right

skilled labor shortage

[gilded harbor]

Also Trump has shown that reality doesn't matter so like

[midnight ocean]

It was good in the short to medium term but it obviously needs a change

[west path]

thats probably whats hurting the economy

that coupled with the pandemic stimulus efforts

results in people wanting to buy goods

[prime compass]

Qevie sold his soul

[west path]

idk

oh

like 2 hours

i went offline for half an hour and an hour prior to that

[noble cradle]

It's alot of factors but neither candidate has a real change that'll help

[vital latch]

qevie move to america and enjoy turkey day like the rest of us

do it

NOW!

[west path]

kamalas plan of funding small businesses seems good though? it helps smaller towns develop an economy basis

which would be better because currently cities are way too packed in america

and people are moving out to the suburbs

which are closer to smaller towns, meaning thats where'd they seek employment

[midnight ocean]

Suburbia is so cringe

[west path]

yes

they are like

terrible

economically and societally

[vital latch]

only if you're in a bad spot

[west path]

they are an isolated housing unit with 1 main walkway, no bike lanes or anything like that

and you need to use cars to commute

[noble cradle]

It could certainly help, however the issue is making sure they are all reliably funded while everything gets more expensive at the same time or people not having enough to fund starting a new buisness with at least a million predicted layoffs within the first year of the Corp taxes would make starting a new buisness significantly harder

[vital latch]

sitting my ass right infront of the main city is beautiful...

[west path]

compared to small towns which sit next to employment areas

and make it easier to job seek

they are also worse economically

due to longer commutes

which also is enhanced by the lack of public transport in america

means that its stupidly hard for lower income families, especially in suburbia, to lift themselves on their feet

and get middle class status

i imagine this is the reason for the evaporation of the middle class, since corporations are stingy in cities and its hard to get a hire - as well as exorbitant housing prices

and this isolates them from a employment area

[west path]

commutes would be faster if cities were also better architecturally designed, which is NOT the case

[west path]

btw when is amerima deleting credit scores

they make it REAL hard for businesses to start up

payday loans that could be used to create economic trends to upsurge the economy are stupid hard to get

[noble cradle]

I also want to point out that I do not hate immigrants or think they are bad but with how many of our current citizens are struggling with jobs we could see a return of a major job shortage due to immigration like in the early 1900s or something Akin to spains current awful job Market of temporary contracting over perm jobs

[west path]

since they require high amounts of credit score

[west path]

immigration does not do this

[noble cradle]

This would cause rivalries between immigrant and already on edge American communities

[west path]

it provides labor to lower income families

albeit america has a lot of those...

which might make it problematic

[noble cradle]

Yes, exactly

It would be problematic but immigration is not a main issue for me

[silent smelt]

Are we talking about Canada

[west path]

no america

[silent smelt]

Pierre Polievere

[west path]

america has a really competitive job market

makes it stupid hard to job seek

and its city design as well as suburbs

result in this

america needs to be rebuilt from the ground up but theres likely no president bold enough to do this

[noble cradle]

Corporate taxes would make it less competitive to

[west path]

corporations are living off pandemic stimulus bills

makes them stingy against new workers

since they lose some of their benefit money

[noble cradle]

Realistically neither candidate can solve this economy

[west path]

yeah we need somebody actually willing to take things on

i think repubs are just too conservative for that though

this market is a free market so they'd probably see no incentive to fix things

and re-designing cities is difficult

albeit moving people to smaller, organically built towns is not!

they need to get rid of suburbia and bolster their construction industry honestly

getting a bunch of rural housing which eventually turns the land urban and into more well-designed cities would pay off long-term

[spring bison]

this guy is so peak btw

[west path]

albeit it would be taxing on the american economy

[silent smelt]

Holy shit

[noble cradle]

I mean the thing about it is is can you hardly blame them? Most are old and prefer older more established candidates. Theoretically you can get an Obama campaign or you could get another biden

[silent smelt]

Notice how jarzs demotion introducdd politics

[spring bison]

counterpoint: cheap labor from mexico

[noble cradle]

Biden is probably not a good example but yeah

[west path]

i think what we're gonna see is the american economy starting to crumble and only then will people be bold enough

to yknow

actually try fixing it

America needs to begin regulating because the free market IS. NOT. HELPING.

atleast in their scenario

[silent smelt]

The American economy will not crumble, it doesnt work like that

Their economy will just develop at a slower pace

Will not go into any drastic recession

[west path]

which isn't particularly great

[silent smelt]

But it doesnt matter

[west path]

they're already in a recession though

[silent smelt]

It is actually inconsequential for them

[silent smelt]

It is actually inconsequential for them

[noble cradle]

That's a bipartisan issue, nobody agrees with how it is now, infact most mod liberals and moderate Republicans agree on this. Drastic change however is not possible without changing things, it needs to be done slow

[silent smelt]

It is actually inconsequential for them

Discuss Canada, not the US

[spring bison]

DECREASE CORPORATE TAXES

[silent smelt]

Repeal Canadian Carbon Tax

[west path]

government budget strains:

[west path]

if only america could funnel people out of suburbia to allow them to find local jobs to build themselves up..

[spring bison]

canadian carbon tax is as false as Australian renewable energy initiatives

[noble cradle]

I don't agree with a reagnomics style of neoliberal government but we can't just raise taxes in a receding economy as is

[west path]

i would infact like seeing american cities that are pedestrian friendly and made in a way that promotes job seeking

[noble cradle]

It's a tough situation and there's no real right answer

[silent smelt]

https://tenor.com/view/pierre-are-you-kidding-me-seriously-conservative-canada-gif-13037672147018136508

[noble cradle]

Any change has to be slow and bipartisan

[west path]

you must become europe (2)

except they're also fumbling

these types of issues are stupid hard to stop because they're already you know

[noble cradle]

I do not want to have jobs that are merely temporary

[west path]

snowballed

[noble cradle]

Yeah

[prisma flame]

that would take a long time

[spring bison]

australia is approving the construction of the 670867898989th coal mine just this month

[west path]

no i was referencing poland economy

[noble cradle]

Oh

[west path]

you guys should leverage your position

[noble cradle]

I know nothing about polish economy

[west path]

and be a bit more lenient on immigration since you're multicultural

adopt polandeconomics

unlimited stimulus

[west path]

yeah tbf its also confusing to me

but we're growing faster than the US and are highly attractive to corpos

the only problem is a worker shortage

major problem i should say

[noble cradle]

That's a pretty standard European problem from what I've seen

[west path]

creyzee

[noble cradle]

A terrible job Market or worker shortage

[west path]

the standard is over-regulation that slows down innovation and aging population yeah

[west path]

the only problem with a job market is either UK or spain

which are both in poor economic situations

spain because of its 2007 bubble bursting

britain because of you know

a steady decline

[noble cradle]

Pretty much yeah

Spain is like

Actually awful

Awful awful

[west path]

yeah but it would gradually leave the american economy in a better state

and if you have more existing GDP you can lower taxes

[spring bison]

re-enact slavery

[west path]

to promote more growth

[noble cradle]

It's all temporary jobs on a sallary of 30k at best

[west path]

Euros?

[noble cradle]

That's with a non Spanish perm job

[noble cradle]

usd

[west path]

monthly or annual

[noble cradle]

Annual

[west path]

well yeah but its finance crashed, its banks effectively went bankrupt and it had to rebuild

[spring bison]

on big corpos only

[west path]

also construction sector crashed

[noble cradle]

Average

[west path]

they did too much overinvestment

ts what inflating figures does to an economy

[spring bison]

net zero taxes on big corporatations by 2025

[west path]

yeah you're not living off that in Europe

The austrian socialist scheme, however...

[noble cradle]

Counterpoint:

[noble cradle]

You have to live in Australia

[west path]

these are their public housing

[noble cradle]

Austria

[west path]

Austria

you get free skiing time

Tyrol has alps covering it

[noble cradle]

But it's COLD

I'm too acclimated to the south

[spring bison]

if you want to work in a gas field or coal mine

[west path]

the austrian socialist scheme

[west path]

i will teach you how to walk in snow in shorts

Im an expert i was born in the northern glaciers of europe

[west path]

walking in -3 celsius weather for 30 minutes was pretty peak today ngl

[spring bison]

https://youtu.be/_-Vr7-byOw8?si=hwX0aR2X3YIpGsnX @noble cradle why did you do this

[west path]

Dhar Mann keeps putting out peak and it goes underappreciated

[spring bison]

PREACH

[prisma flame]

we should replace the gregorian calendar tbh