🎲game-room

[hollow bobcat]

Infinitely better than being captured by the Fr*nch btw

[silent smelt]

I'm the number one laissez-faire supporter who follows the teachings of Jesus. @west path

gay man froh half life

[balmy epoch]

https://tenor.com/view/hl2-half-life-half-life2-hl-breen-gif-19548781

[silent smelt]

froh minister of propaganda

@balmy epoch why can't we say dictators name?

[balmy epoch]

cuz the mods are weak

[silent smelt]

no but genuinely

[balmy epoch]

I don’t know

[silent smelt]

corona virus also killed many people and we can say its name

[balmy epoch]

and I don’t agree with it

[silent smelt]

so did Winston Churchill

So did

[balmy epoch]

w’rre on the page same

[silent smelt]

Many others

[noble cradle]

literally the 2024 election with the biden dropout

[wild mason]

Okay there is no realistic way to win this

I should have locked in new york early

That would have saved my ass

[noble cradle]

idk what biden was doing at the end there

it was close

until he dropped out last second and did NOTHING

[wild mason]

He was supposed to distract you with Texas so I could steal Florida

But that obviously fell through

[noble cradle]

yeah when i saw you both saving up i thought about what states i had big enough for you both to need millions

[wild mason]

This is such an alien map now

[noble cradle]

@vagrant ginkgo not your record but pretty close to it and in a human lobby

[noble cradle]

how does biden have 40 electors

alien

[balmy epoch]

major blumi sell

[wild mason]

😢

I will get another landslide

Eventually

[balmy epoch]

I’m just better

[vagrant ginkgo]

ngl more impressive considering its a human lobby

[noble cradle]

it was a tough match ngl

blumi and peter put up a good fight when they coalitioned but then biden... died

the 700k florida gambit also didnt work 🎑

[vagrant ginkgo]

we should play rn

[noble cradle]

in a little bit

[vagrant ginkgo]

ok

ima practice some strats

[wild mason]

My biggest mistake was not locking in NY...

Doing that would have kept my additonal money in state groups

[noble cradle]

idk at what point you couldve done that though

i had already got the ball rolling on all needed state groups for ny

[hollow garden]

Any critters willing to 270

[wild mason]

I could have focused less on New Jersey early on and saved up more money early on

[noble cradle]

maybe

[hollow garden]

😔✊

[noble cradle]

my entire game banked on that early gambit

surprised it wasnt interupted

[wild mason]

My strategy after new york was the long-con...

[hollow garden]

The blue guy really got swiped damn

[wild mason]

But then Bidend ropped out

[hollow garden]

Parader is definitely the right

He always plays this character

[hollow garden]

Bet

[noble cradle]

i was gonna call the election with hawaii and vermont to kill you and take your states which i had a stake in

and then biden died

which was more land for me

[wild mason]

When it was ballot turn

I had planned to betray biden to get just over his amount of electors

So I could at least be 2nd

[hollow garden]

How could you

[noble cradle]

ngl i was only half expecting that florida gamble

[hollow garden]

Why didn't you do it then

[wild mason]

biden dropped out suddenly

[noble cradle]

if you did it earlier you probably couldve got me

[wild mason]

so still 2nd

but

[noble cradle]

he hadnt spent in 3 turns

[wild mason]

by technicality

[wild mason]

I wanna watch you vs parader 1v1

[noble cradle]

you did really well that match\

[wild mason]

not really 👽

[noble cradle]

that was the hardest ive been in so far minus the bernie brainrot one

[wild mason]

i fucked up like 20 times

[noble cradle]

overwhelming any sense of strategy DESTROYS me

[hollow garden]

Nah I'd lose

[hollow garden]

Parader is the biggest sweat ever

It's impossible to defeat him in a 1v1

[wild mason]

Kleznam vs. BOW then

[noble cradle]

i just play for state groups

[wraith quarry]

we should all play MTC

and duel

1 tank crew vs. another

[noble cradle]

ted cruz big oil makes so much

[hollow garden]

What is MTC

[wraith quarry]

Multicrew Tank Combat

[hollow garden]

Sure

If you want I can game with you fish

[spring bison]

https://tenor.com/view/dr-house-house-md-cursed-the-curse-cursed-images-gif-9514785705741002263

[hollow garden]

S-stop..

I cry when I see this gif...

[spring bison]

https://tenor.com/view/dr-house-dr-gregory-house-dr-gregory-gif-13514172004559334125

[vagrant ginkgo]

@noble cradle I BEAT MY RECORD 😭

this wasnt even an election this was a slaughter

reagan numbers

[wild mason]

national vs state groups

[vagrant ginkgo]

state groups SOLO

[wild mason]

National groups kinda need a rework

Like you can spend 250K to get 25K 👽

Very useful

[vagrant ginkgo]

the only reason buttigieg actually got any states was because he poured like 1M into random states on the last round

at one point i had every state favoring me

[hollow garden]

National groups are lowkey a fumble

The initial stage of the game is the most important

As the one who starts getting state groups quickly snowballs

But national groups hurt you with this

[noble cradle]

Exactly

[hollow garden]

And by the time you would have gotten your profits broken even it would have been meaningless

[wild mason]

IDK how they could even fix national groups

Maybe have the profitability of certain ones tied to state groups

So if you hold like Export driven, it also improves the payback on Women's Movement

[vagrant ginkgo]

they arent even bad, state groups are just too good

[wild mason]

You spend 500K to a 1mil to get a return that is usually small and easily taken from you

They are bad

[hollow garden]

Most people never contest them though

Because they are too expensive to contest

[wild mason]

https://tenor.com/view/cute-rabbit-cute-yummy-strawberry-silly-gif-11015733056807198532

[hollow garden]

And worthless in the grand meaning of things

[noble cradle]

Make them more profitable because a national group would make more sense to make more than a regional group

[hollow garden]

Like for the price of a full voter group you can get one of the big four

[noble cradle]

Or adjust the cost

[hollow garden]

Yeah

[vagrant ginkgo]

swing states should be harder to win

[hollow garden]

they need to be buffed

[vagrant ginkgo]

i consistently get the entire swing state group by turn 3

[hollow garden]

It's weird how swing states are a group

[wild mason]

It should take 50 investments to lock in a swing state...

[hollow garden]

I think they need something unique

Than their current state

[vagrant ginkgo]

you dont even really need to lock in most states

unless youre playing against someone whos SUPER aggressive

[wild mason]

OK but making swing states near impossible to lock in would make them more swingy i think

[vagrant ginkgo]

to do that youd prolly need to make certain states favor reps/dems

[hollow garden]

When are we starting a game of 270 😔✊

Me blumi pope and parader

[wild mason]

Ask pope

Parader is playing arcanists

[hollow garden]

Oh

[vagrant ginkgo]

i’m scared to get cooked ngl

[sullen pawn]

hi

let me join your silly election game

[vagrant ginkgo]

@wild mason start the lobby, i’ll play

[hollow garden]

Is this like that worm game

[wild mason]

yes

[hollow garden]

That was popular many years ago

[hollow garden]

Ah that's so cool

I used to love that game

[wild mason]

Who are we missing

[hollow garden]

Who is still waiting

@sullen pawn garlika

is it you

[wild mason]

@sullen pawn

Why is Kleznam playing 270 at 4 am

[hollow garden]

Sometimes life is like that

I have to go for something at 8am

[wild mason]

The world if garlic actually joined...

[hollow garden]

So I'm just going to sit it through

[hollow garden]

😔✊

@sullen pawn come back alive when

[wild mason]

@vagrant ginkgo are you on

[vagrant ginkgo]

ye

im mccain

[wild mason]

I want to make a 3 person game

but as soon as I do

Garlic comes back

[hollow garden]

I don't think garlic is joining

Go for it

[prisma flame]

Raise your hand if you

You

[sullen pawn]

hi

i alive

[vagrant ginkgo]

garlic

[hollow garden]

Lmao

[sullen pawn]

srry i have food poisoning rn!!!!

[hollow garden]

@wild mason you were right

[hollow garden]

Oh fr?

[sullen pawn]

dont cook burger meat that was sitting out!!!

[vagrant ginkgo]

aw

i got the ugly orange 😔

[sullen pawn]

i marinated extra ground beef one night for burgers and 2 days after (even tho it was in the fridge and covers with cyran wrap???) i cooked some of what was left

and i got SICK!

[wild mason]

why would you do that

[sullen pawn]

it was in the fridge and covered in the cyran

i thought it was gonna be fine

IM SO IDIOT

i just remembered there was ALSO egg yolk in there i used as a binder

😭

i ate salmon vanilla and E. coli between two buns

@hollow garden @wild mason @vagrant ginkgo whats the games name

[wild mason]

270

[sullen pawn]

omg its free

@wild mason how do i support latinos

[hollow garden]

Sweep 🔥

The rabbit stood no chance

[wild mason]

@hollow garden good game

[wild mason]

It was pretty close...

And I won the popular vote..

[hollow garden]

Yeah I'm joking

I only won because I managed to force a ballot count

[wild mason]

WAIT A SECOND

I could have one that

NOO

[hollow garden]

Ah damn

[vagrant ginkgo]

won*

[hollow garden]

I hope it gets better soon

[sullen pawn]

how do i play w/ yall

[sullen pawn]

rn my stomachs empty

[wild mason]

I could have flipped Alabama and Minnesota...

[hollow garden]

How so?

[wild mason]

Read above

[vagrant ginkgo]

nope

[sullen pawn]

aslong as i dont eat for a day or so ill b fine

[hollow garden]

There were definitely a lot of ways you could have won the electoral vote

[vagrant ginkgo]

the northeast is underrated btw

nobody ever takes it

[hollow garden]

You see the online play section

[vagrant ginkgo]

its OP

[spring bison]

popular vote decides the president

[sullen pawn]

@wild mason whats code

[hollow garden]

Play with friends*

[sullen pawn]

breif shock didnt work

[sullen pawn]

this is how it should b btw

electoral college is strange

[hollow garden]

I had like 10M and Blumi had 33M but my electoral vote was around 300-400 😭

The electoral college truly the best system

[hollow garden]

Yeah it was an old lobby

[sullen pawn]

new code?

[spring bison]

it also makes any election with 3 parties or more impossible btw

[hollow garden]

@vagrant ginkgo @wild mason do you want to join

[spring bison]

no

[wild mason]

no

[vagrant ginkgo]

nah

i suck

[hollow garden]

I didn't ask you

[wild mason]

i wanna see you vs garlic 1v1

[vagrant ginkgo]

thats why i immediately forfeited

[spring bison]

👽

[hollow garden]

It's ok

[sullen pawn]

unfair becuz i dont understand the game yet

i mean i do a little

[hollow garden]

It's about the fun

[sullen pawn]

but not much

[hollow garden]

I want to see garlic and pope 1v1

[hollow garden]

You hurt my feelings

[spring bison]

https://tenor.com/view/crazyoldman-crazy-brainrot-gif-456860555340668160

[sullen pawn]

e

[hollow garden]

Who is the worst candidate

[sullen pawn]

e

hi

[hollow garden]

Jarz?

[sullen pawn]

ew no

[hollow garden]

Jarz looking different today

[wild mason]

Hillary or Jeb

[sullen pawn]

i have kids

@wild mason guess what

[hollow garden]

STALE-PIG7

[wild mason]

@waxen remnant

[hollow garden]

@sullen pawn join or I will destroy you

devouring style

[sullen pawn]

how do i play as jd vance

vro isnt an option...

[wild mason]

What

[sullen pawn]

republicphobia

[hollow garden]

It still hasn't started

[hollow garden]

This game unfortunately has EA level of monetization

He is under a pay wall

[wild mason]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/971904116144095292/1298312105069514812/media-iv-text.gif

[sullen pawn]

i'd prefer if it just costed 10 bucks

like worldbox

[noble cradle]

wait

[sullen pawn]

worldbox mobile is ASS cuz of the ads

[noble cradle]

this is a one person lobby?

[wild mason]

it was a garlic klez 1v1

[noble cradle]

im sorry for stealing this 1v1 😔

[wild mason]

unless he changes it

[hollow garden]

It's 2

[wild mason]

ig

oh

[sullen pawn]

i got a error

[wild mason]

I cant watch it

[sullen pawn]

w h a t

[wild mason]

What is happening

[noble cradle]

i kinda took your spot...

[sullen pawn]

@wild mason 1v1

[hollow garden]

@noble cradle

[wild mason]

OK

[hollow garden]

NOO

[sullen pawn]

how do i even make a code

[sullen pawn]

i think im in

are u biden

[noble cradle]

@hollow garden ngl youre the most aggresive ive played so far so its kinda throwing me off

[wild mason]

Whats the current map

[noble cradle]

ill show when turn ends

i think i know how to play this thoughj

this one might be tough

[wild mason]

OK

[sullen pawn]

why r u going for random states

what are the strats here

[noble cradle]

wdym random states

youre cooked

[sullen pawn]

how am i cooked

[prisma flame]

Vance you're cooked

When is 270 getting a 2024 update

[sullen pawn]

I dont know how this game works!

[noble cradle]

check state groups

kms

game ended turn

[sullen pawn]

i think im understanding it more now but this game is too far gone

[noble cradle]

IT DID IT AGAIN

@hollow garden increase turn timer next time because ive lost 2 turns already to it

[hollow garden]

Oh

What's happening to you

Is it that one glitch

[noble cradle]

i lost 2 turns because i ran outta time

[hollow garden]

Alr I will increase it next time

[noble cradle]

not gonna lie forgot what i was going for but this might be good for me

accidentally ended turn

kms

@wild mason thoughts on this game putting the end turn button right where the X is for a state?

[wild mason]

Evil...

Also WHAT

[sullen pawn]

blumi am i cooked

[wild mason]

411 against a real player

[hollow garden]

Ending it all

This critter snowballed

[sullen pawn]

:c

im new

[hollow garden]

Yeah I'm never recovering from this

[sullen pawn]

o vro wasnt speaking of me

lmao

[wild mason]

Goofy ass map

[sullen pawn]

lmao

i have no clue what im doing

[wild mason]

Garlic

[noble cradle]

TURN TIMEOUT

AGAIN

[wild mason]

You had like all the state groups

HOW DID YOU LOSE

[sullen pawn]

idk???

[noble cradle]

I HATE this 2 minute timer

[wild mason]

@hollow garden Show us the map when it's done

[brittle gust]

Who tf is playing against you

[hollow garden]

I got curb stomped

I'm eating the concrete

[brittle gust]

😭

Klez is that you

How

That is insane

[noble cradle]

ues

[waxen remnant]

delicious

[noble cradle]

@hollow garden tbf you did play marco rubio (hes basically an independent)

[wild mason]

you could have flipped the game in your favor easily too

[sullen pawn]

how so

[noble cradle]

@vagrant ginkgo

[wild mason]

well he was initially going to play against garlic ( new ) so he intentionally chose a bad candidate

[noble cradle]

true...

[vagrant ginkgo]

holy shit

[hollow garden]

It's so over

[brittle gust]

Insane

[hollow garden]

I should just retire

[sullen pawn]

i just took 3 rips off the yart

[wild mason]

Letting me take the old south was your doom

[hollow garden]

I can't show my face again after this

[sullen pawn]

my dude had -15% old south though

[brittle gust]

Yes you can't

[hollow garden]

I made really stupid moves at the start

I should have focused on my own state groups

Instead of trying to sabotage you too

[noble cradle]

buddy you had THE trifecta

florida texas cali

and you still lost

[sullen pawn]

this is like the sweaty obese competitive eater at the arcade making fun of the 12 year old

[noble cradle]

yeah i noticed that was a bit odd as i wanst used to that

[noble cradle]

https://tenor.com/view/critter-hhhhomeboyyyy-kings-dark-tidings-saga-by-kel-kade-bird-peculiar-creature-gif-25199506

[hollow garden]

I think this works in multiplayer

When there are multiple people in the lobby

But when it's a 1v1 like this

[noble cradle]

maybe

[sullen pawn]

lets play multiple

[hollow garden]

It just lets you have the initiative

And snowball like what happened

[wild mason]

It's because that's ALL he was focused on

He kept pouring more and more money into them

When I clearly wasn't after them

[hollow garden]

@wild mason @noble cradle do you want to

[hollow garden]

Insane

[wild mason]

Sure

[noble cradle]

sure

[hollow garden]

Who am I to judge though

[noble cradle]

OML

THIS GUY

[hollow garden]

At least he didn't lose by 500

[wild mason]

@sullen pawn you might do better in this round with more people

[sullen pawn]

👍

[sullen pawn]

i thought i had to keep giving it money or i'd loose it

btw whats the code!

[hollow garden]

@wild mason what's the code rabbit

[wild mason]

What

[hollow garden]

Nah don't worry

[wild mason]

I thought Kleznam was hosting

hold on

[noble cradle]

ok im going to do some peculiar stuff this round and not go for the ted sweep!

im getting tired of allat

[hollow garden]

@noble cradle I think I learnt a lot about how you play though

[sullen pawn]

no cuz i couldnt do ANYTHING really every round i was either putting money on texas cali or floridia so i only ever had like 80k to work with

[noble cradle]

how do i play 🤔 k

[frosty drum]

Just played subnautica for the first time

[sullen pawn]

did i fuck it up

[hollow garden]

You usually focus on either taking the big oil or the manufacturing hub as the first state group

[wild mason]

yes

[sullen pawn]

i hate games that have a "one ready to start"

[hollow garden]

And then you either try to take Texas or Florida depending on which way you are going and what the other player is doing

[wild mason]

Who arw we missing

[hollow garden]

Me

[noble cradle]

@wild mason what is the timer btw

[wild mason]

3 minutes

[noble cradle]

2 minute timers make me insane

Ok

good

i take a while to think and strategize so 2 minutes makes me loose so many turns

[wild mason]

Use the time between turns to think ahead 👽

When the turn is finished but not everyone is done

[noble cradle]

well i cant think until i see the results

[bold glade]

What in the world

[waxen remnant]

buddy what

[wild mason]

"This is Kleznam, I know he will gof for Missouri"

That kind of thinking

It won't 100% prepare you

but its useful

[bold glade]

That's not that long

[hollow garden]

Is parader Bernie

[noble cradle]

its too SHORT

[hollow garden]

He is my opp

[noble cradle]

im pete

[wild mason]

Who is playing hillary 💀

Im pete

[hollow garden]

When there are a lot of actions yeah

[hollow garden]

Me

She is not that bad

[sullen pawn]

MY CALIFORNIA

virginia

[hollow garden]

NO

Mine

[sullen pawn]

shut up

[noble cradle]

@wild mason what is your opinion on bernies current strat?

[waxen remnant]

jerry:

[wild mason]

Thats clearly Garlic

[waxen remnant]

is bernie like the best guy in this game why is he chosen

[wild mason]

Or you

[sullen pawn]

i honeslty didnt know dc had electoral college

IM NOT A NERDY WEIRD PREGNANT TRANS PERSON

https://tenor.com/view/sigma-alpha-wolf-alpha-wolf-the-weak-should-quiver-gif-17759401881362908244

me af

OH MY GOD

VIRGINIA

GOD DAMNIT

[sullen pawn]

the reactions impy that
trombone loving two humped pregnant nerdy trans person

[noble cradle]

@wild mason your transgressions against the bernie bloc have been noted

[balmy epoch]

@wild mason your transgenders against the bernie bloc have been noted

[sullen pawn]

YOUVE GOTTA BE KIDDING ME I NEED WASHINGTON

[noble cradle]

@sullen pawn tchtakahnatakanajamawakasajacawae

[sullen pawn]

hi

my entire turn is the embodiment of the middle finger to the hilary

[noble cradle]

you have been cursed with testicular torsion from your waist up

[hollow garden]

Who is Pete 👽

@sullen pawn

Is it you

[sullen pawn]

idfk my dudes name

im a democrat

@hollow garden im dean philllips

DAMN

I NEEDED MICHIGAN

[hollow garden]

@wild mason NOOO

You doomed me

[marsh lance]

Mythical klez appearance

[hollow garden]

Well at least parader isn't winning this

[marsh lance]

Epic gameroom pull

[hollow garden]

Hello pata!

Legendary pat occurrence

[waxen remnant]

@pine copper

@midnight ocean can you install polytopia mp yet

decafa is a pussy and wont fight us 💔

[marsh lance]

I on da phone

[midnight ocean]

Polytopia multiplayer is different from normal polytopia?

[waxen remnant]

@lime hemlock Wow!

[waxen remnant]

I know

[midnight ocean]

?

[waxen remnant]

wait

no

[waxen remnant]

you have to buy a singular tribe

[marsh lance]

Critter will ping every person on the planet

[midnight ocean]

https://tenor.com/view/bruh-cat-gif-5067414931466166810

[waxen remnant]

its a dollar

[waxen remnant]

btw hes obsessed with seals thats why.. I pinged 🤔

[midnight ocean]

I am not good enough at polytopia to spend a dollar on it

[waxen remnant]

not random get it right

[waxen remnant]

dawg are you in poverty its a BUCK

[midnight ocean]

I spend my money on important stuff

[noble cradle]

eye reference

[waxen remnant]

the important stuff being -

[marsh lance]

…. ME TOO

[waxen remnant]

body pillows

[midnight ocean]

The projection is crazy

[waxen remnant]

im also in poverty so i wouldnt be able to get body pillows anyways

[marsh lance]

Speaking from experience there bud?

[waxen remnant]

they're mad expensive for no reason

[marsh lance]

Whats it even like owning a body pillow

Like

[waxen remnant]

NORMAL body pillows are probably worth it

not the anime ones

[marsh lance]

Hell yeah

[hollow garden]

Oh hell nah

The anime body pillows are disgusting

[marsh lance]

The regular body pillows are peak

[marsh lance]

Why would someone need one of those

Like i get theres a market for everything

But.. where did this market come from

[hollow garden]

Weebs

The weird ones do be like that

[marsh lance]

If i was vtuber and i made merch for my silly ass audience and i saw them giving a room tour and they just had my vtuber model on their bed i’d be creeped tf out

[sullen pawn]

GOD FUCKING DFAMNIT BERNIE

I NEEDED CALI

[marsh lance]

Vance real

[frosty drum]

@marsh lance im playing subnautica

[marsh lance]

OK! 👍

[marsh lance]

I love anime, but you could never catch me loving it yknow.. like.. romantically

[sullen pawn]

bro thats unfair to me

[noble cradle]

this was

a peculiar game

[sullen pawn]

i got all my states taken LAST turn

[hollow garden]

First time I see someone win with two other players

[wild mason]

if I know i'm gonna lose i'm at least going to put myself in 2nd..

[sullen pawn]

i got cali and oregan taken in one turn

[hollow garden]

Yeah it's kinda creepy

[sullen pawn]

that was most of my e.v's

[noble cradle]

idk how the bernie bloc worked because that was just a peculiar strat

not a strat

just spewing votes on the center

[hollow garden]

That is NOT winning

[wild mason]

( Hillary was busy fighting me so I couldn't focus on you////,,, every gam,e,...

[hollow garden]

Wait you are pete

[wild mason]

Yes

[hollow garden]

Insane

[wild mason]

Also

[hollow garden]

I thought parader was pete

[wild mason]

I get virginia

Every game

[hollow garden]

Nvm that is winning

[sullen pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/election-i-voted-voting-vote-jazminantoinette-gif-26599789

[sullen pawn]

steal my home

[wild mason]

Kleznam how did you fall for the most obvious lie despite me BEING PETE IN A SCREENSHOT

:sob

😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭

[marsh lance]

What the hell happened to delaware

[noble cradle]

i literally also mentioned blumi going against the bernie bloc

[hollow garden]

I think you said you were Bernie

Is this my dementia happening

[sullen pawn]

YEA

YOU DEMENTIA RIDDEN FUCK

SPAGHETTI FORGETTI

[hollow garden]

Sorry guys next time I will target parader correctly

[sullen pawn]

LINGUINI FORGOTTI

[noble cradle]

garlic i will slice your juggular artery if you dont SHUT UP

[wild mason]

If you hadn't been trying to take the midwest I could have focused on the atlantic seaboard and...........

[sullen pawn]

i just wanted high tech

[waxen remnant]

when will u want some bitches

[hollow garden]

You were also trying to go for the old south

[sullen pawn]

you are OBESE

[noble cradle]

Arent you 360lb of pure fat

[wild mason]

high tech state group is not really worth it because by the time you get a payback you put in more money that it will ever give you into that group

[sullen pawn]

well the main part of my body is 140 lbs my accomplishment bag is anther 70 pounds

@wild mason @hollow garden host one

[wild mason]

https://tenor.com/view/rabbit-dog-pet-bunny-dachshund-gif-12094437

how it felt seeing you all fight over michigan

[sullen pawn]

i deserved it

[hollow garden]

I deserved it

[sullen pawn]

btw whats the reasoning for yall just spamming all into one state and locking it in

[hollow garden]

It's to prevent the other guy from snatching it

Or to snatch it yourself

[wild mason]

1. To steal it from another player who needs it
2. To make sure it isn't stolen from you
3. Locked in states contribute more heavily to state groups

[noble cradle]

idk i locked in random ass states

hawaii alaska and wyoming

also what did eye mean by this

[noble cradle]

and to create a deadlock

[wild mason]

oh yeah true

[waxen remnant]

you are lucifer's disciple

[vagrant ginkgo]

@waxen remnant 270 🤔

[wild mason]

i haven't seen a good fight over pennsylvania in too many games..

that is always so funny

[waxen remnant]

@noble cradle is this your father?

[noble cradle]

pa is either the first or last big swing state i go to

[waxen remnant]

yeah but only like 1 round

[wild mason]

Idk which game it was

[vagrant ginkgo]

yeah ofc

[wild mason]

but people tied penn like 12 times

[vagrant ginkgo]

i suck so 👽

[noble cradle]

no its my son

[vagrant ginkgo]

vc or nah?

[waxen remnant]

cant veesea

[vagrant ginkgo]

k

[noble cradle]

@vagrant ginkgo you should stream it though!

[vagrant ginkgo]

true!

[wild mason]

There was also one game where states were all being intentionally tied to keep it from being flipped

[vital latch]

does anyone have any ideas for games to keep track of for the black friday autumn sale to the winter sale, I'm curious to see which one gets better deals and need things to compare on steam

[noble cradle]

i think that was one with me you and klez

it was constant deadlocks

[vagrant ginkgo]

@noble cradle royal vc for the stream

[wild mason]

ii cant talk on pc

[waxen remnant]

@vagrant ginkgo code?

@vagrant ginkgo code?

[vagrant ginkgo]

actual-vengeance7

[waxen remnant]

why did i get an error

[vagrant ginkgo]

maybe capitalize it

[noble cradle]

dean phillips joined

its prob garlic

[sullen pawn]

oh

[waxen remnant]

did

[wild mason]

@vagrant ginkgo high tech state group isn't very worthwhile and you can work towards it by taking town and gown ( which has a lot of overlap and is better )

[waxen remnant]

"game already started" ggs

[sullen pawn]

damn i thought we were doing it as all of us.,..

[vagrant ginkgo]

who tf

[noble cradle]

its garlioc

[vagrant ginkgo]

garlic

[noble cradle]

garlic if he was human:

[wild mason]

those who know 💀

[vagrant ginkgo]

@waxen remnant gripping-orchestra7

[wild mason]

@waxen remnant

[vagrant ginkgo]

@waxen remnant is that you

[waxen remnant]

yeah

[wild mason]

why is this guy going for national groups

[vagrant ginkgo]

🤫

dont tell him

[sullen pawn]

@wild mason coach me!

[lofty plover]

I hate these clowns

[waxen remnant]

yeah im not winning that ggs

• i need to go sleep gn

[vagrant ginkgo]

@waxen remnant ggs

[wild mason]

Can't believe "Did not vote" gets electors now

@sullen pawn did you see the "Assassinated Pack "

💀

[sullen pawn]

LMFAO

fun game

[lofty plover]

RRIIIIIIIPPPPPPPPP

My first agent too 😭

[void axle]

This is a strange Biden V Trump election

I dont know how I lost Ohio though considering I had five seats there and Joe had none

[vital latch]

how fast do you guys think I'd get shot if I purged my friendslists

(on steam and discord)

because genuinely getting impossible to find people I know irl in the depths of these lists

(discord more then steam)

[balmy epoch]

I know you irl so don’t purge me

[vital latch]

you're my boss I can't purge you

[balmy epoch]

good soldier

[void axle]

Aslong as you deploy your personal security team, or a VPN, I’d think you’d be fine

Alternatively

Make a second discord account for personal friends and family

[vital latch]

if I were to make a second discord account it'd be for this stuff, some people are tech illiterate and don't really know how to add a different account 😔

[vagrant ginkgo]

insanely close

[noble cradle]

Biden deep south

Alien

[sullen pawn]

lets all play a game

[marsh lance]

its ok vro i can sacrifice myself

[sullen pawn]

@noble cradle how do i make a lobby

with a code

[noble cradle]

Play with friends and go to host lobby

Then just add random emails for however many slots

[sullen pawn]

alienated-math7
@vagrant ginkgo @noble cradle @void axle @wild mason

plz join guys

[vagrant ginkgo]

join fr

@sullen pawn we can just 1v1 if you want

[sullen pawn]

leys do that

[void axle]

I was going to bed

But fine, I’ll play

[sullen pawn]

tragic-divan7

@vagrant ginkgo @void axle

[vital latch]

ok friendlist has been purged only saying this because while I don't think I removed anyone whose still active, if I did though I'm sorry

[sullen pawn]

@void axle join up

[void axle]

We all in?

[sullen pawn]

ye

@vagrant ginkgo @void axle 4th round how yall feelin

[vagrant ginkgo]

not good

[sullen pawn]

gtg

[void axle]

Turn 7 and I’m feeling decent

[vagrant ginkgo]

you guys are so overextended

[wild mason]

mapwars reference... ?>?>>>??

[void axle]

Overextended?

[void axle]

Overextended is a weird thing to say about my status

[vagrant ginkgo]

i could overturn most of your states in 2 turns

[void axle]

You understand how the game works right

[vagrant ginkgo]

yes i do

[noble cradle]

peculiar map

[void axle]

Also did Garlic not forfeit

[vagrant ginkgo]

no

@sullen pawn FORFEIT

PLEASE

[void axle]

Oh bear god

[noble cradle]

you do overextend yeah

you did that in the 1v1 i did against you

you dont mreinforce enough

[void axle]

I was in like five states

[noble cradle]

The deep south is more than 5 and racks up cost quick

[void axle]

Also please forfeit

[noble cradle]

I'm not playing

[void axle]

That’s the problem

[noble cradle]

What

I'm not in a match

[sullen pawn]

im sorry

i have food poisoning

i had to go

[vagrant ginkgo]

cya, hope you feel better!!!!

@void axle very good game. i'm happy that my washington gambit paid off lol

neat map

ngl i screwed up with cali but it didnt matter in the end

[void axle]

Pretty close game

[vagrant ginkgo]

i wouldve lost if i didnt bait you with washington

[void axle]

There was no bait in washington

I had planned attacking Washington turn 5

[wild mason]

There is always bait in Washington
Washington and Georgia are always baited in a game
Somtimes Missouri too

[vagrant ginkgo]

i saw you were going to go for it, so instead of reinforcing it i left it open for several turns so i could secure the northeast and missouri while you focused on it

you lost because you let me take mass while you planned to take washington

[void axle]

No, losing California was the play

[vagrant ginkgo]

+washington had no value to me because losing cali meant i lost export

[vagrant ginkgo]

if i kept cali i wouldve been able to drain your cash while also having more slack

[void axle]

Because forking California made me focus on defending California

[vagrant ginkgo]

i never even attacked california

[void axle]

You were losing California pretty much no matter what, not defending it is what won you the game

Because I had to focus on defending it

[vagrant ginkgo]

if i had invested one more time i wouldve kept it

and i already had big tech and export so i wouldve had WAY more cash to defend it with

[void axle]

Not at all, I already agriculture, oil, and the fucking

Fuck whats the third one I had

I forgor

Manfu?

[vagrant ginkgo]

big tech and export give more money to defend cali with than the 3

[void axle]

Not

fuck my keyboard not working btw

[noble cradle]

Did pope win?

[vagrant ginkgo]

yeah

[noble cradle]

W

[void axle]

The 3 gave me more then tech and export alone (I say tech because I dont thnk theres a small tech)

[void axle]

Yeah

[noble cradle]

Oof that looks like it was rough

[vagrant ginkgo]

i was up for most of it but it got close at the end

[void axle]

If this was a real election it would be like 2020

And not just because the Democratic Party would have disappeared for this specific election to have two Republican Candidates fight

[noble cradle]

Wasn't garlic there as dean

[void axle]

Yeah but they weren’t a real candidate

[noble cradle]

Wdym

[void axle]

Because they started dying of food poisoning

[noble cradle]

Average

I need to play more with dems because I main Ted cruz and mccain

Independents kinda suck but I did get a nice ind Bernie win in a 5 person lobby earlier

[void axle]

I play Rob DeSantis

And only Ron DeSantis

[void axle]

Yeah, and anyone who is similar to the independents

[noble cradle]

That's only like Bloomberg Kasich mark Rubio and somebody else

[void axle]

Like Bloomberg or those Primary-focused characters

[noble cradle]

Tom something

[void axle]

I do find it a bit weird that they put more focus on making the base democratics unique stat-wise

[void axle]

Tom isn’t real

Tom can’t hurt you

[void axle]

Base Democratic Bernie is so much better then Independent Bernie

[noble cradle]

He's still pretty mid compared to others

Very generic

[void axle]

Yeah

[noble cradle]

Castro can do some insane Latino sweeps

Joe is all round good

[void axle]

But it’s like, way better then a independent or primary character

Or Tom

[void axle]

Castro? I didn’t see Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau in the candidates list for the democratics

[void axle]

From what I can see of the Primaries gamemode(s), they just seem like a shitty gambling version of the base game

[wild mason]

https://tenor.com/view/chirol-mohu-euqz-treadmill-mulch-gif-4920469097446424277

[midnight ocean]

,roll healthy sleep schedule, rimworld

[haughty inlet]

acnaq

:game_die: rimworld

[midnight ocean]

,roll healthy sleep schedule, rimworld

[haughty inlet]

acnaq

:game_die: healthy sleep schedule

[midnight ocean]

,roll healthy sleep schedule, rimworld

[haughty inlet]

acnaq

:game_die: healthy sleep schedule

[midnight ocean]

,roll healthy sleep schedule, rimworld

[haughty inlet]

acnaq

:game_die: rimworld

[midnight ocean]

tie breaker

,roll healthy sleep schedule, rimworld

[haughty inlet]

acnaq

:game_die: rimworld

[midnight ocean]

fuck

[wild mason]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/971904116144095292/1298312105069514812/media-iv-text.gif

[midnight ocean]

why do you waste away on discord

the internet is for unproductive mentally ill people

you could be more than that with some practice

[wild mason]

i think you answeered your own question

[midnight ocean]

^

[cunning niche]

https://tenor.com/view/thumbs-up-tyrion-happy-dance-got-game-of-thrones-gif-14054336

I love peter dinkilagre

[vital latch]

,roll 20 expand

[haughty inlet]

c0smicpotato

:game_die: You rolled 5

[midnight ocean]

colony update (Im balling)

[wild mason]

Why are they all z

[elder arch]

The Z icon means they are sleeping

[midnight ocean]

apparently, the sister and daughter of two of my colonists is a religious prophet for an entire faction and is currently at my base for a quest right now. Man I love rimworld

[rose cape]

@balmy epoch you can explain

[balmy epoch]

Mother Russia

[midnight ocean]

about to cook this ancient danger

[rose cape]

great qing is going to fight russia again

thas crazy

@wild mason will you fight for china

[wild mason]

Yes

[rose cape]

real

wait this is crazy

the war is escalating

[wild mason]

WW1

[rose cape]

WUT DUH HELL

[wild mason]

#🌟royal-tavern message thoughts on a tiny glade moderator saying this and timing me out for a week for saying fuck and hating glue traps ?

[rose cape]

one of these mgiht be blumi

[prime compass]

1984

[rose cape]

https://tenor.com/view/yelling-fighting-chirp-chicken-say-something-else-gif-14422882

it's close on the northern front, but troops from both sides are still continuing to arrive

[elder arch]

are you still playing that same save???

what year is it now 🤯

[rose cape]

1884

[wild mason]

Who does the British support or are more likely to

[rose cape]

the russians have begun attacks in the east

[elder arch]

Crazy

[rose cape]

likely to stay neutral

but maybe china

[elder arch]

Victoria 3 is actually just the prequel to Hearts of Iron 4

The devs told me

[wild mason]

AmazTING actually records all the mega campaign videos YouTubers just give commentary

[rose cape]

real

[elder arch]

Can’t wait for the 300 year Victoria 3 game

[rose cape]

this isnt even a mega campaign really

if i wasnt going to a party tonight i would probably record more

[wild mason]

Can you spike some people's drinks with Carolina reaper juice

[rose cape]

the russians make small attacks in manchuria and xinjiang

they make a major breakthrough in the west

tibetan defenses are failing to hold

a huge success in the west causes disarray in the northern lines as qing redirects troops to defend

[wild mason]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/971904116144095292/1298312105069514812/media-iv-text.gif

[rose cape]

the unification of the two lines also gives the russians a major advantage

pressing this, they push further east

joseon runs out of money

despite their successes, the russians are still achieving far less than they did in their first war with the qing

the war has caused heavy losses for both sides

the russians attempt an invasion of DC

[wild mason]

Oh my God

[elder arch]

What kind of timeline is this 😭😭😭

[rose cape]

a socialist finnish revolt breaks out

[wild mason]

Wait is Finland still under Russia

[rose cape]

the qing are losing obscene amounts of money

[rose cape]

it's 1884

the russian invasion pushes through in the north

a peace treaty is signed, with the qing only being forced to change the regime in a small country in west borneo

[wild mason]

What the hell

[rose cape]

just a bunch of rebellions rn

not much too interesting

the finnish revolt is getting crushed

CANADIAN CIVIL WAR

[wild mason]

Why does this game love keeping the Confederacy alive

[elder arch]

i can’t wait for it to be 1930 and the confederates are still alive

[rose cape]

normally they would have been attacked again

but

the US had another revolt

[wild mason]

But even a WV joining the union

[rose cape]

which formed the USA

(united sovreign archduchy)

also they have no migration controls for some reaason

and the majority of people support universal suffrage

BRITISH CIVIL WAR

[elder arch]

most of their entire nation went into the revolt 😭

CRAZY

[rose cape]

the canadian civil war might turn out different because of this

uh oh

the reactionaries appear to be winning

ireland may soon be captured

this battle could decide the fate of the british capital

random ahh scandinavian revolt

their capital is in birmingham 💀

the revolt now holds all of mainland britain

now they are just gonna conquer the rest of the empire

ok

my game crashed

😱

the british revolt won

[brittle gust]

That's just some Norwegians hiding between mountains saying nuh uh

[silent smelt]

i have a dream i will kill all the gameroomers

[eternal cloak]

https://medal.tv/games/garrys-mod/clips/jaA81LGvTdfh0BRnq?invite=cr-MSxHT20sMjU1MTY2ODgzLA

[frank latch]

CEASEFIRE

[prime compass]

Brzykna soon will ask for that

[frank latch]

a ceasefire was made in Lebanon

it's not the end of the war yet
but still a step closer to peace

[prime compass]

Oh thats good

Yeah its good

[west path]

@waxen remnant the world is missing out on mcdonalds seasonal item in poland

Shit is PEAK

[silent smelt]

what is it

[west path]

Burger drwala

[silent smelt]

we literally have this in slovakia too

[west path]

ok but that doesnt change the fact that its peak

[silent smelt]

it was invented by slowakia

[west path]

True theres like

3 lumberjacks in poland

so that adds up

Its still peak though

[waxen remnant]

what are these I can't understand chinese

[waxen remnant]

isn't that a tycoon game

[silent smelt]

prime eyequ

its literally in english

cheese kiing chicken

[west path]

peak

they cost as much as a big mac except they taste actually good

[waxen remnant]

in my defense

[west path]

wait what

why is it CHICKEN

I did not have this in my drwal

fake

[wraith quarry]

ofc eye shows up as soon as mcdonalds is mentioned

[west path]

i literally pinged him

[wraith quarry]

uuuh

uhmmm

shut up

[west path]

@waxen remnant u cant tell me this doesnt look peak

[silent smelt]

are you proud of me btw?

[waxen remnant]

that looks slightly appetizing but wtf is it

[waxen remnant]

didn't you have it there in the first place

we saw the jarz factory workers

[silent smelt]

i think youre confusing slavery with child labour???

we still have child labour

[west path]

also why is it called cheese king thats kinda a bad name

[west path]

you have bacon on top of the bun, get bacon underneath, get fried cheese and a regular patty

also goated sauce

[waxen remnant]

what nation are you playing as

[west path]

i must say it is the best thing that mcdonalds has put out

the mcrib probably wouldnt top it

[silent smelt]

usa

[west path]

why the alien

[west path]

DIE

laissez faire SUCKS

[marsh lance]

HIII GAME ROOM

[waxen remnant]

fast food industry

[frank latch]

@waxen remnant when join Bowistan

[west path]

tru

[prime compass]

💀

[frank latch]

a W

[rose cape]

jarz got so addicted he bought it

thats crazy

[prime compass]

He prolly did it for the child labour

[silent smelt]

i have no idea whether youre baiting or trolling

but i preordered victoria for 50 bucks

before you were even in this server

i didnt buy it just no

w

no,

i have 200 hours on the game

@leleka

has 900

[brittle gust]

W

[brittle gust]

Now unban it

[prime compass]

Unban nso

Also hi nolt

[brittle gust]

Hi belemin

[west path]

what

[prime compass]

Hello

[west path]

no 😭

[brittle gust]

Is it me or were you always a crab

[west path]

he went off the deep end idk if its wise to unban him

[prime compass]

Hey you you should totally hosta

[west path]

no

[brittle gust]

No you shouldn't