🎲game-room

[west path]

that blumi is

[rose cape]

thats 10% completion

[west path]

BRITISH

😱

[hollow garden]

That's quite a lot

[wild mason]

OK

[rose cape]

egypt is next on the list buddy 🤫

[frank latch]

my market stall on TPMC

[wild mason]

probably in a couple hours

[hollow garden]

I'm not letting you in

[west path]

29 too many

go back to mumbai

[hollow garden]

Sorry amaz

[rose cape]

i would still have visited 3 countries atp

[midnight ocean]

What are you doing rn

[rose cape]

i will bribe al-sisi

[wild mason]

i am just trying to stay distracted from the fact we have no meat to eat

[hollow garden]

He is the custodian of Egypt he would never be bribed

[midnight ocean]

Your actually salad fingers

[rose cape]

blumi you can survive without meat

youre fine

[rose forge]

damn

just eat ur veggies

[rose cape]

he can

[wild mason]

i haven't had steak in a month

[west path]

this is why we need to revoke blumis right to exist

[cunning niche]

Dont visit hurgada or sharm el sheikh those are the fucking tourist spots visit new cairo (seprate from cairo), cairo, Sahel, (the north coast) and faiyoum

[wild mason]

this is no way to live

[hollow garden]

Truly a horrible fate

[rose forge]

I haven't had steak for several months

[west path]

buddy i havent had steak for a year and im not complaining

[wild mason]

steak is the best meal ever

[midnight ocean]

Literally go to a McDonald’s if you want meat that bad

[cunning niche]

Just had steak today

[rose cape]

no alexandria

[wild mason]

"Meat" totally dude

[west path]

Cry about it

[hollow garden]

Is faiyoum good

[west path]

no steak

[cunning niche]

You will see it on the way to sahel

[cunning niche]

Yes

[rose cape]

I haven’t had steak

[west path]

@wild mason Blue Mice i offer you a challenge

no eating steak for a year

[brittle gust]

Blumi has obviously never tasted tandoori chicken

[hollow garden]

Chicken meat 😔

[brittle gust]

Poor blumi

[midnight ocean]

I have a friend who’s deathly allergic to most meat and they said that they’ve eaten McDonald’s and felt fine 💀

[rose forge]

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[cunning niche]

@rose cape you will have to pass alexandria to visit sahel

[waxen remnant]

isnt that the location from that one marvel movie

[rose cape]

no that’s libya

[rose forge]

hol up what

Damn

[west path]

yeah because most of mcdonalds meat comes from organs rather than flesh

[rose cape]

real

[west path]

its mostly ground up chicken as well as a few other organs and discarded parts

[rose cape]

should i visit you

[cunning niche]

Im in new cairo

[west path]

if i recall correctly

[rose cape]

WHAT

[west path]

ground beef isnt good for you its not meat

[cunning niche]

Whats so crazy abt that

[west path]

You shoud eat the organs directly instead

[midnight ocean]

Ok but that chicken Big Mac was so fire

[rose cape]

you leid

[rose forge]

hm

guess depends on the franchise owner

[west path]

I would try mcchickens again ng

l

[cunning niche]

No like im here currently

[waxen remnant]

no you don't

[cunning niche]

Visting family

[waxen remnant]

get the chicken bigmac

[cunning niche]

I live in the north coast though

[waxen remnant]

genuinely the greatest thing McDonalds formed

[midnight ocean]

Least obvious psy op

[west path]

we dont have the chicken big mac

[rose cape]

fries:

[west path]

european menus dont do customization

unless its explicitly stated

[cunning niche]

@rose cape

[rose forge]

ngl i just feel like the location near em just be a rare one

[waxen remnant]

that's getting demoted to 6th world country

[midnight ocean]

I think it’s gone now 😔

[cunning niche]

I LOVE CHICKEN BIG MACS

[rose cape]

ahh

[west path]

i mean you could probably order one but that just feels rude to do ngl

[waxen remnant]

this is one of the principals of fascism btw

how is ordering it rude

[rose forge]

dafaq
https://www.thetakeout.com/what-is-the-best-mcdonalds-in-the-world-not-in-us-wales-1849954881/

[cunning niche]

@rose cape i live here in this city (new Alamein)

[waxen remnant]

oh

[rose cape]

real

[midnight ocean]

God I want a burger so bad

[cunning niche]

No joke its an amazing city

[rose forge]

make one

[waxen remnant]

of course you do

[midnight ocean]

Whoever invented the modern ground beef cheeseburger created the best meal oat

[rose cape]

why is egypt 30% developed nation and 70% third world

[midnight ocean]

I would literally eat a burger every day if I could

[rose cape]

fatty

[west path]

yeah so you wont accidentally say you want your meal 'well done' and have the most burnt thing on earth

you just order

[wild mason]

How much of Acnaq's diet is mcdonalds 😭

[rose cape]

~bt

[cunning niche]

Its the opposite

[rose forge]

then buy some ground beef

[hardy saffron]

@rose cape: Yes, if they immediately say that the food is "delicious" and serve the best food in the world.

[midnight ocean]

I get my burgers from various locations it’s not all McDonald’s

[rose cape]

real

[west path]

eating that many burgers isnt healthy

[waxen remnant]

top 6 lies

[wild mason]

you eat like my dad

[west path]

consume red 40 directly instead

[wild mason]

are you m y dad

[midnight ocean]

Your dad has good taste

[wild mason]

my dad literally only ever eats fast food

[rose cape]

blumis dad is evil iirc

[rose forge]

https://www.statista.com/statistics/1237041/poverty-headcount-ratio-in-egypt/

[cunning niche]

@rose cape new cairo

[west path]

opposition propaganda

[midnight ocean]

I’m not about fast food specifically I just love burgers

[wild mason]

despite making more than enough money for real food

[west path]

egypt is too great

[rose cape]

where did they get the money to make this

[west path]

isnt this that one settlement

that

[midnight ocean]

If I had to eat only one type of thing for the rest of my life it would be burgers

[west path]

was a megaproject

[rose forge]

I'm just giving context

[cunning niche]

Your thinking about the administrative capital

[cunning niche]

Egypt is rich

[rose forge]

Poverty rate in Egypt be around 30% give or take

[west path]

true

[midnight ocean]

And the best burgers are the ones not from fast food locations

[cunning niche]

Foreign media portrays it as poor

[west path]

80% of that richness goes towards government g-wagons

[rose forge]

then go make ur own burgers

[midnight ocean]

Genuine artisan burgers are so peak

[west path]

with your state corruption it kinda is though

[cunning niche]

Nope

[midnight ocean]

Stfu bruh I’m not made of money and time

[rose forge]

https://meltgourmetcheeseburgers.com/

[waxen remnant]

literally

[west path]

cooking for yourself i consider a necessity

like what

[rose forge]

Become that then

[west path]

how are you this busy

[midnight ocean]

Rimworld:

[gilded harbor]

Sorry that was at 1 am but yes

[rose cape]

oil

[rose forge]

🗿

[midnight ocean]

And being a discord mod

[west path]

also cooking is cheaper than ordering food

[rose forge]

...

[waxen remnant]

(he's a rimworld colonist irl)

[west path]

Addict

[cunning niche]

@rose cape once this opens you need to order from this place

[waxen remnant]

basically in slavery

[west path]

REAL

[west path]

fatass

[midnight ocean]

@west path opinion on me kidnapping a child in rimworld?

[west path]

what the fuck is a B laban

[rose cape]

im too far away from it

[waxen remnant]

acnaq why did you shoot that child

[west path]

sounds like something you'd do

[rose cape]

i live in the suburbs

[midnight ocean]

The critter was trying to escape

[waxen remnant]

didn't even know children existed withinst rimworld

[midnight ocean]

They added them in biopeak the peakest dlc

[west path]

this is apart of the biotech dlc

[west path]

im starting to think ideology is peaker than biopeak

[cunning niche]

@rose cape this is an egyptian company that sells egyptian desserts that has opened all across the middle east and will open in london YOU NEED TO TRY THIS WHEN IT OPENS

[cunning niche]

Translastion to english is “With milk”

[west path]

sounds like something i wont be able to get

[midnight ocean]

Nah ideology is really good but the wide variety of really useful stuff biotech adds makes it better

[cunning niche]

Lactose intolerant 😂😂😂😂😂

[west path]

buddy im addicted to milk

no its just that they wont move into poland for the next

what?

[midnight ocean]

Baby

[west path]

4 decades?

[cunning niche]

They probably will

[west path]

im prepping so i dont get lactose intolerant in the future

[cunning niche]

They opened across all the gulf states in like a few months

[west path]

big brain plays

[midnight ocean]

Wait you can develop lactose intolerance?

[west path]

im fairly certain yeah

[midnight ocean]

I gotta start drinking more milk

[west path]

youre already an adult though so youre fine

also shittons of stuff have lactase in murica

lactose

sorry i cant spell

@midnight ocean literally if you just have butter or cheese on your food then youre fine 😭

[midnight ocean]

True and true

[west path]

those both have lactose

[rose forge]

You can develop secondary lactose intolerance suddenly as a result of damage to your small intestine. Injury, surgery, infections or chronic diseases may damage the cells that produce lactase. This can cause sudden lactose malabsorption and intolerance, even if you could previously digest lactose.
https://my.clevelandclinic.org/health/diseases/7317-lactose-intolerance

[hollow garden]

Be laban is opening in London?

Insane

[cunning niche]

Yeah

[midnight ocean]

Also I don’t think I have any lactose intolerance in my family

[hollow garden]

I have a grudge with the company

They are opps

[cunning niche]

Good thing your family has all their toes

[cunning niche]

Whyyyyyy

[hollow garden]

Do you remember that scam

The be laban one

[west path]

well

thats because you guys

[cunning niche]

What scam?

[west path]

consume a shitton of lactose

[hardy edge]

eho

who

[cunning niche]

Everytime i ordered from them

[midnight ocean]

Milk my beloved

[cunning niche]

I always got amazing portions

[noble cedar]

I don’t think it’s inherently inherited (pun not intended)

[west path]

muricans and pretty much everyone

[hardy edge]

true

[cunning niche]

Like blaban is amazing

[hollow garden]

It was a WhatsApp one

[midnight ocean]

I’m pretty sure it is inherently inherited

[hollow garden]

Yeah their products are pretty based

[noble cedar]

Nah

[west path]

also like

[west path]

its genetic but by drinking enough lactose you can circumvent that

[cunning niche]

?

[midnight ocean]

Real

[noble cedar]

It can be, but anyone can suddenly stop producing lactase

[gilded harbor]

I highly recommend

1. The colour of magic and the light fantastic by Terry Pratchett and then the rest of the discord series if you enjoyed those

2. Shades of Grey bt JASPER FFORDE, it's a good dystopian novel imo, my dad thought it was mid but I rlly liked it

3. Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy

4. These are more younger adults like 10-13 but if you haven't read them Percy Jackson is an amazing series and I also remember quite enjoying Artemis Fowl in late elementary school early middle school

5. Another Terry Pratchett book, the Bromeliad Trilogy

6. Maybe The Odyssey not sure

7. The first book fo the Earthsea series, don't really love the rest

8. I read this as a kid and reread it but I also watched a play with it, Where the Mountain Meets the Moon by Grace Lin is a nice read

9. This is definitely kinda low literature you aren't gonna learn much from it it's not like Moby D--k but Alex Rider series is a nice read to just get your minds off things

[hollow garden]

Basically it was sign up with your private information to get in a drawing contest for food prizes

I'm not stupid enough to fall for this

[gilded harbor]

@wild mason

[cunning niche]

😭😭😭😭😭

[hollow garden]

but I clicked on this link because my mentally inept friend sent it to me

[midnight ocean]

Another discworld enjoyer I have feelings for you can we e date fr

[hollow garden]

I DID not

I'm not mentally inept

[gilded harbor]

Omg ily

[cunning niche]

Okay

[noble cedar]

This one YouTuber recently cured his lactose intolerance by modifying a virus with CRISPR

[hollow garden]

but ever since then I have a grudge on them

[wraith quarry]

Brave Silotan AA batteries defending against Sylstarian bombers 🦅

[cunning niche]

They didnt even do the scam

[west path]

buddy just drink lactose

[gilded harbor]

Nobody knows of Discworld in the states

[hollow garden]

literally but I still hate them for association

Should I forgive them

[west path]

if you dont have lactose intolerance already you're just guaranteeing

you will be fine

[cunning niche]

Yes

[midnight ocean]

Also I love earth sea and also understand why you don’t like the rest of the books but I still did for the most part the main character gets screwed over so hard though

[west path]

we're revoking your wart hunder privileges

lol

[hollow garden]

What are these

[noble cedar]

Ughhh classics

[hollow garden]

Book recommendations about what?

[gilded harbor]

Yeah I read them and enjoy them for the most part but uh Tehanu felt like reading a fucking Wattpad where nothing happened

[noble cedar]

Fuckijg book elitists STOP JUSGINF ME FOR LIKINF TWILIFHT RBRBRBRBR

[gilded harbor]

Literally just book recommendations because blumi asked me to add on to their list or smthn

[midnight ocean]

LITERALLY bruh why did they just randomly insert a Mary sue like that like what???

[noble cedar]

I am dead

By the way

[wraith quarry]

Evil Eseronian bomber shot out of the sky

[gilded harbor]

I also spent half of The Tomb of Atuan being like where's my precious main character what happened to all the character development I want a sequel before I accepted it and started enjoying the book because it was a good book it just like bruh and then he shows up but it's mid

[noble cedar]

A mere remnant of my former self—cursed to forever trudge through marsh and swampland

[west path]

shrek

[cunning niche]

I HATE GEOFFREY FROM GAME OF THRONES

[noble cedar]

Yes

[west path]

why are you shrek

[noble cedar]

Not me

[west path]

ok buddy

[midnight ocean]

It is weird how the author low key hated the main character they spent an entire book building up like every book since then either barely had him or screwed him over

[cunning niche]

https://tenor.com/view/chill-guy-my-new-character-gif-2777893510283028272

[noble cedar]

I am telling the story of the first Shrek

Cursed by God for killing his kin to forever wipe his ass in a swamp

His kin forced to carry on this life

Of ass-wiping

In swamps

[gilded harbor]

Also another book, A Deadly Education by Naomi Novik, I haven't read it but my parents forced me to put a hold on it because how much they love it and there's so many holds the wait time was like 40 weeks when I first put the hold in (it's now 13) so alot of people enjoy it alot
(@wild mason)

[noble cedar]

I really like the Ruby Red, Saphire Blue and Emerald Green

And I also like Als (Austrian painter guy) das Rosa Kaninchen Stahl

[wheat aspen]

blocked message what does it say

[midnight ocean]

Huh??

Wdym hold

[gilded harbor]

Yep, it's like I wanted him to do something cool, like I mean at least the third book he was a character in and did stuff but they were like, "oh a fantasy setting with a beautiful and unique magic system that makes the books different and interesting? Fuck that manm"

[gilded harbor]

Library

[hollow garden]

I like Robert

[elder arch]

Does anyone else sneeze randomly
Like once every few hours

[wheat aspen]

library dibs

[midnight ocean]

Damn I’ve never heard of a library having a queue for a book that long wacky

[gilded harbor]

That's just sneezing man

[noble cedar]

No

[cunning niche]

Bobert

[wheat aspen]

nah

[noble cedar]

I like fan fiction

I KNEW IT

YOU JUDGY GOOF

[midnight ocean]

👽

[noble cedar]

YOU CANNOT COMPREHEND MY AWESOMENESS

[midnight ocean]

The autism

[gilded harbor]

It's an app called "Libby" which basically lets you access libraries and books digitally, ngl think of a Kindle and make it into a library and put it in phone and suddenly that makes a lot more people able to check out books and also want to, so that's why the holds can be so long

[cunning niche]

I cant wait for Geoffrey to be killed

[noble cedar]

Wow we have that too

But it’s called Thalia

[cunning niche]

I hope he gets stabbed 150 times

[noble cedar]

Yuh

[noble cedar]

Who is that?

[gilded harbor]

There's a 10 weeks hold on Matt Parker's new book 😭

[midnight ocean]

Can’t you just do what blumi does and find and download the pdf if your gonna read it online

[cunning niche]

The acnqism

[noble cedar]

Oh I thought the serial killer

[noble cedar]

Piracy:

[gilded harbor]

1. Probably not for most fiction books thats mostly school
2. Piracy

[midnight ocean]

Piracy deez nuts

Your getting it for free from a library any way either way no money you spend is going to the author

[gilded harbor]

I only pirate anime and manga not novels

Also here's the thing

[cunning niche]

I pirated the green book

[gilded harbor]

Most piracy PDFs are very bad to read cause they have to do things like remove vowels or make it look wierd

[midnight ocean]

What

[cunning niche]

Gaddafis book

[midnight ocean]

Do you hate minorities or something

[cunning niche]

https://tenor.com/view/freaky-eagle-gif-418167729675118656

[wraith quarry]

Brave Sylstarian bombers successfully defending against Silotan interceptors

[midnight ocean]

@wild mason istg if the pdf of the discworld book you read is ass like this I’m never talking to you again I’m being so fr

[wraith quarry]

@hollow garden

dogfight

[brittle gust]

Another like me!

W tree moment

[prime compass]

Hi fella

[brittle gust]

@gilded harbor have your read from my lord and saviour Brandon sanderson?

[gilded harbor]

I have like every single book in the series I could probably take pictures and send them

[waxen remnant]

#🌋worldbox-chat message @midnight ocean can you translate this to worldbox brainrot

[midnight ocean]

Ok nah first of all there’s no way that would look good and second of all that’s pure piracy no

[gilded harbor]

I don't know you in real life

[brittle gust]

Unfortunately
But have you read from Brandon sanderson

Yay or nay

[midnight ocean]

Idk that’s The 10 BC level language

[gilded harbor]

Yes

Sorry than name is very similar to something

And I'm restraining myself

[brittle gust]

Yesss
You're the 3rd person on my Sanderson list

Which Sanderson books have you read 🙏

[brittle gust]

What is it similar to

[prime compass]

@gilded harbor hi walstun man

[gilded harbor]

Guys

[prime compass]

Can I get a hi vro

[gilded harbor]

I did not have driving my dad to the emergency room (for kidney stones) on my thanksgiving break bingo card

Bue

[prime compass]

Oh

Damn....

Brzykna evil at work

[midnight ocean]

That’s so real

[gilded harbor]

Nuh bye

[wheat aspen]

noooo i lost my top #50

💔💔

[midnight ocean]

Why does bro have blumi blocked

[rose forge]

!rank

[rose forge]

mmm

[rose cape]

😱

mexico is joever

[rose forge]

merica

[rose cape]

they let the csa stay independent for some reason though

venezuela (US protectorate) is cooked

cray zee

columbia is cooked (US troops arrived)

[brittle gust]

Lifeless

[brittle gust]

Use cheats to buff them

Or something

Idk

Do it

[rose cape]

return NULL_STATE

damn luh

[potent sphinx]

Me and it wont be close

[rose cape]

standard of living:

[midnight ocean]

Vienen came back as mod she might give you a run for your money

[wraith quarry]

officer..
I swear i saw tanks battling each other here

[potent sphinx]

She won't

[wild mason]

@banqamam

[cunning niche]

Hello

[rose cape]

no one wants to live in pennsylvania...

[waxen remnant]

jerry:

again why does this game look like a civilization game

[cunning niche]

@wild mason intresting

[wild mason]

How

[rose cape]

bro?

[cunning niche]

I didnt expect your voice to be like that tbh

I thought it would be more masculine

Maxho

Macho

Man

[wild mason]

Multiple people told you what it would sound like

[cunning niche]

Type voice

[wild mason]

I'm confused how

[cunning niche]

I thought they where lying

Never trust anything on the intenret

[waxen remnant]

that's a girl btw

[wild mason]

Marv vell

[wild mason]

Proof ?

[cunning niche]

What?

[wild mason]

Where are my DNA samples

[cunning niche]

The_ratqueen

Minecraft

[west path]

Hello char

[cunning niche]

Username

[west path]

Real

[wild mason]

Why is my toe bleeding

[midnight ocean]

I told you she would sound like salad fingers

[west path]

they're right to not want to be there bruh pennsylvania sucks ass

[midnight ocean]

Average Blumi activities

[cunning niche]

You where right

Idk how pope heard RFK

😭

[west path]

@midnight ocean should i give up my addiction to minecraft or do the unhealthy thing of continuing

[rose cape]

ethiopian unification soon...

[waxen remnant]

https://youtu.be/LH1J1EbqCaI?si=IMRjpQGmMV0o84yb @midnight ocean can you buy me this movie

[midnight ocean]

Minecraft is cool

[west path]

@frank latch let me into tpmc

i must... become a nomad..

[wraith quarry]

Airfield personnell on their way to re-assemble 2 wings, both engines, propellers, rudder, horizontal stabilizer, replace 2 gunners, re-attach landing gear, and flaps in 2 minutes and 3 seconds

[wild mason]

Ok I figured it out

[midnight ocean]

All the high ranks should fly to Atlanta and watch this movie in theaters

[wraith quarry]

and also simultaneously re-arm the plane

[wild mason]

I cut it on my bedframe

[cunning niche]

Your rabit bit you

[wild mason]

Metal bedframe

[cunning niche]

Oh okay

[wraith quarry]

@wild mason why are you ugly color

[waxen remnant]

would you really want decafa there though

[rose cape]

aint no way bro got lost 😭

[silent smelt]

Ŕ

[silent smelt]

bro

[rose forge]

how close is it

[silent smelt]

Come play Victoria 3 multiplayer you dumbass

[rose cape]

AND THEY WON ANYWAY

[wild mason]

Because they don't have a rabbit role

[silent smelt]

o

[midnight ocean]

I have a metal bed frame too but it’s not sharp enough to cut me wtf

[silent smelt]

forgot this is wb

[rose cape]

buddy you arent even online

[midnight ocean]

True…

[silent smelt]

I can't find my keyboard

[wild mason]

It's like a 20 year old frame that is breaking and juts out weirdly

[rose forge]

file it down to be not sharp

[west path]

WHAT

thats actual insanity bruh

[silent smelt]

Try now

[west path]

i have a wood bedframe

[silent smelt]

@rose cape

[midnight ocean]

Maybe fix this and also make sure you didn’t just get tetanus

[wraith quarry]

i have a metal bedframe too 👽

what's wrong with those

[west path]

WHY DO YOU GUYS HAVE METAL BEDFRAMES

THEY'RE EVIL

WOOD IS BETTER

[cunning niche]

True

[midnight ocean]

They usually don’t cut you like that

[waxen remnant]

top 7 lies

[west path]

yeah but wood is still better

[silent smelt]

-+

[wild mason]

Im tenstis vaccinated already

[west path]

when you stub your toe it hurts more

it makes you learn how to suffer

[silent smelt]

wood is worse

[wraith quarry]

tenstis

[silent smelt]

literally worse

[west path]

the more pain the more gain

[silent smelt]

you know how many more bugs

a wooden bed frame has?

[west path]

buddy what

[silent smelt]

yeah

thought so

[midnight ocean]

1 more when you lay in it

[wraith quarry]

tetanus

[west path]

if you have bugs in your home then thats a YOU problem

[west path]

REAL

[frank latch]

,roll let Qevie join the waiting room, don't let Qevie join the waiting room

[haughty inlet]

builderofworldz

:game_die: don't let Qevie join the waiting room

[west path]

how tf do you get bugs in your home

[wraith quarry]

it's spelled tetanus 😭

[rapid ibex]

[wraith quarry]

all of yall are dyslexic

[west path]

like i get occassionally having ants climb into your home

[frank latch]

day 2 of rolling for qevie

[west path]

but regular ass bugs

[rose cape]

you should roll for me frfr

[rapid ibex]

Bum moment

[west path]

reroll

[waxen remnant]

amazting would U survive the red room

[wraith quarry]

our houses are made of wood idiot

[silent smelt]

@west path there is twice as many silverfish located near wooden bed frames than metal bedframes

[west path]

i need one more chance

[wraith quarry]

we dont have concrete houses

[frank latch]

,roll roll for amazting, don't roll for amazting

[haughty inlet]

builderofworldz

:game_die: don't roll for amazting

[cunning niche]

@frank latch @wraith quarry Let me join TPMC so i can access bowistan part 2

[midnight ocean]

Like from Minecraft?

[frank latch]

❌

[cunning niche]

Why

[wraith quarry]

bowistan part two is actually bowistan

[cunning niche]

ABC has been dismantled

[silent smelt]

no, like the one that ate your braincells

[frank latch]

so?

[wraith quarry]

everybody who voted the winning answer loves me

[rose cape]

no

[silent smelt]

dire consequences to this day

[rose cape]

i would probably die

[cunning niche]

There is no reason to fear me

[wild mason]

I know the rat scene in 1984 is supposed to be existentially terrifying but I like rats so it was just funny

[west path]

i dont have silverfish in my fucking home

[midnight ocean]

Projection

[west path]

do you use plaster walls???

[frank latch]

there was never any reason to fear you...

[west path]

like how the fuck

[cunning niche]

https://tenor.com/view/chill-guy-my-new-character-gif-2777893510283028272

[silent smelt]

notice how i said "your"

[cunning niche]

Okay

[wraith quarry]

@cunning niche @wild mason @west path @frank latch @hollow garden you all love me

[midnight ocean]

Wdym rat scene

[waxen remnant]

my favorite arthur character

[silent smelt]

not "mine"

[cunning niche]

yes

[frank latch]

,roll nope, nope

[haughty inlet]

builderofworldz

:game_die: nope

[silent smelt]

youd be surprised

[west path]

no you have a metal bedframe

[frank latch]

@wraith quarry still nope

[waxen remnant]

?do you.... Know what projection means¿

[wraith quarry]

the poll does not lie

[midnight ocean]

Yeah because you were projecting your lack of brain cells onto me

[frank latch]

I push you off a bridge myself

[cunning niche]

You are my habibi

[wraith quarry]

the pole does lie

[waxen remnant]

like you just made yourself look like a dumbass there

[cunning niche]

I will take you to dubai

[silent smelt]

@rose cape i invited you

[rose cape]

@silent smelt invitemeit didnt show up

[silent smelt]

i projected his downfall

[wraith quarry]

star this

[waxen remnant]

-inspire xmas

[steep merlin]

Here's an inspirational quote:

[rose cape]

oh nvm i got it

god my computer is so fucking laggy

[cunning niche]

@silent smelt invite me

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1265453229055938695/1276320145484284027/attachment.gif

[silent smelt]

why a starvy new year

i dont want to starve

[waxen remnant]

literally

[cunning niche]

Weong gif

[west path]

buddy wooden bedframes are better

[cunning niche]

https://tenor.com/view/chill-guy-my-new-character-gif-2777893510283028272

[silent smelt]

that post mas made in april

[frank latch]

invite to what

[silent smelt]

its a fucking joke

[rose cape]

IM IN

[silent smelt]

just like your llllliffeeee

xddddddddddddddd

[midnight ocean]

Were you made in April too

[wraith quarry]

@west path well spent?

[cunning niche]

In what

[rose cape]

your house

[silent smelt]

i joined the server in april though

[wild mason]

When Winston is in the Ministry of Truth they use rats to make him betray Julia because that is his deepest, immutable, instinctual fear. No amount of intellect or pleading can save him from this. The party made him undergo it, yet they are what keeps the black veil between him and the unknowable fear he can't even imagine. ( Rats )

[silent smelt]

april 1st

[rose cape]

...

[cunning niche]

Tpmc?

[frank latch]

@silent smelt what is it?

[silent smelt]

i was about to do a your parental figure joke

[rose cape]

@waxen remnant when are they removing rules from worldbox

[silent smelt]

till i read the full context

[cunning niche]

The party minecraft?

[midnight ocean]

Imagine being afraid of rats

[west path]

well spent

[silent smelt]

how do you manage to join the wrong server

ec86f9f4-bf2b-42c8-bd61-ade8818ab069.nakama-0

ec86f9f4-bf2b-42c8-bd61-ade8818ab069.nakama-0

@rose cape

[rose cape]

im still loading

[wild mason]

1984 as a book hates rats. I think it's kinda the author projecting part of himself on Winston.

[silent smelt]

load some bitches into your life :(

[waxen remnant]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1140839348711997550/1273044767705399317/attachment.gif?ex=6745a214&is=67445094&hm=7a19d657a98bef5c2fa5bec8fcaf66e0752f6d458b47ee0da4babfa9dd6df01e&

[cunning niche]

@wraith quarry invite me to TPMC

[west path]

your_catgirl

why is that your username

?

[rose cape]

ill load the shotgun in my closet

IM ON 2 FPS

[frank latch]

are you guys playing Victoria 3?

[waxen remnant]

european wifi

[west path]

@waxen remnant Is it factual that jarz remains bitchless

[silent smelt]

https://tenor.com/view/trump-gif-10772279

[waxen remnant]

yeah

[silent smelt]

bro are you

[midnight ocean]

I mean rodents are a symbol of uncleanliness, decay, and mindless action which is basically 1984 summed up

[west path]

theres no way he has bitches when thats his username

[silent smelt]

actually out of your mind

[west path]

☠️

[silent smelt]

after all that proof

after literally

[west path]

how is 2fps correspondent to wifi

[silent smelt]

bro i literally pulled 2 phone numbers whilst the only thing you pulled today was

[frank latch]

this is yap

[silent smelt]

you merely pulled 2 big macs into your stomach

[rose cape]

victoria 3 try not to take forever to load challenge

(impossible)

[waxen remnant]

bro i literally pulled 2 phone numbers whilst the only thing you pulled today was

you merely pulled 2 big macs into your stomach

[midnight ocean]

Was what 👽

[west path]

the closest mcdonalds to me is like 20 minutes away

[rose cape]

thats not that many actually

[wild mason]

Actually no. The book specifically details that a rats intelligence is what makes them so cruel and deadly. Your third point is wrong 🤓 ☝️

[wraith quarry]

no

[cunning niche]

Why

[silent smelt]

was a blumiholls-level girl

[rose cape]

a big mac is only like 300 caories

[silent smelt]

so a minus 10 out of 10

[waxen remnant]

what is this guy talking about

[wraith quarry]

the TPMC people are very particular about who joins

[cunning niche]

@wild mason will you take rhis disrespect?

[west path]

schizo rant

[silent smelt]

guys are you actually this tone deaf

[rose cape]

MY FPS CAME BACK

PRAISE THE LORD

PRAISE ALLAH

[cunning niche]

Do a poll

[midnight ocean]

I was thinking about mice in mazes and rats going for the cheese I’ve never heard a rat described as cruel lmao

[silent smelt]

except youre joke deaf

[west path]

real

[rose cape]

oh nvm it's gone again

[silent smelt]

@wild mason this is a joke btw

[frank latch]

we do a trial and then a poll

[silent smelt]

i just couldnt think of anyone else

[waxen remnant]

@midnight ocean @wild mason

[cunning niche]

Do ittt!

[west path]

ok but minority representation is good

[frank latch]

we invite candidates to a waiting room server
and after a period of time we vote to whether or not they're suitable to join

[wraith quarry]

nop

[west path]

especially for nomadic players

[silent smelt]

why are you pinging your boyfriends??

[midnight ocean]

Real though

[west path]

smite him

[cunning niche]

@frank latch @wraith quarry you guys need a diversity hire

[rose cape]

he didnt ping me 😔

[west path]

buddy im a better diversity hire than you

[rose cape]

ok im restarring the game

[cunning niche]

Im african

[midnight ocean]

White polish femboy*

[cunning niche]

What better diversity hire is there

[wraith quarry]

we dont believe in diversity

[silent smelt]

eyeqy is known to be racist

i have no idea where the u key went

[frank latch]

we have a french man in the server

[silent smelt]

i tried pressing it twice

[west path]

im literally apart of an ethnic minority you dumbass 👽

[wild mason]

The word cruel itself is never used but talking about them gnawing through cheeks to sever your tongue or grouping up to strip a baby to bloody bones heavily implies that intent.

[wraith quarry]

who here is black

[silent smelt]

correcting myself

[rose cape]

amazting

[frank latch]

that's all the diversity we need

[cunning niche]

Me

[wraith quarry]

lie

[west path]

Buddy can you beat this

[wraith quarry]

lie

[rose cape]

nope

im blasian buddy

[midnight ocean]

Europeans when one white person is a slightly different kind of white person

[cunning niche]

Yep

[wraith quarry]

oh

2 for one special

you will be our diversity hire

[frank latch]

true

[west path]

👽

[cunning niche]

@wraith quarry @frank latch let me be the disabled hire

[frank latch]

but he's right you know

[west path]

kashubians are a genuine ethnic minority like are you stupid

[wraith quarry]

@rose cape are you black or chinese

[frank latch]

Fish is the disabled hire

[west path]

they have their own language, cultural customs

[frank latch]

mentally disabled

[rose cape]

black

[silent smelt]

my worst nightmare is that ill one day unbeknownst to me accidentally say a racist/tos metaphor thinking it means something else and ill get banned

[west path]

they're like the nordics but in pomerania

[cunning niche]

Not considered a hire if hes part of the og squad

[rose cape]

im not chinese 👽

[west path]

Truly despicable

[west path]

proof

[rose cape]

~bt

[cunning niche]

@wraith quarry amazting is indian

[hardy saffron]

@rose cape: Being called a racist or being sick one day and not being able to think differently is painful.

[west path]

TRUTH

[rose cape]

im not giving my dna away for free to a company just to prove it to you

[frank latch]

true
he was one of the few who originally founded TPMC (though at the time it wasn't called TPMC)

[wraith quarry]

i have to keep checking fishposting to make sure yall aren't filling it with my messages

[cunning niche]

@wraith quarry let me be the participation trophy hire

[west path]

just say it in slovak to make sure

youre like the only slovak alive

[rose cape]

thats literally the point

[wild mason]

Okay Mr. Flattener

[wraith quarry]

delete the channel

[rose cape]

REAL

REAL

REAL

[silent smelt]

i am thinking of a slovak swear word that doesnt translate to a bodypart

[west path]

REAL

TRUTH

ABSOLUTE TRUTH

[wraith quarry]

bruh

[silent smelt]

or an occupation

[rose cape]

those who know:

[oak leaf]

Fish

[west path]

Those who nose*

[cunning niche]

@wraith quarry give me the trial

[rose cape]

@hollow garden real?

[wild mason]

Those who glow 🎇

[wraith quarry]

i should call a mod and tell them what its a reference too

[silent smelt]

@rose cape i have no idea whether youre baiting, stupid or just trolling

[west path]

what

[silent smelt]

but advice to life

maybe less yap

[west path]

this means nothing

[silent smelt]

more turning on games

[rose cape]

my computer is dying bruh

[silent smelt]

theyll take this out of ooc

[west path]

also nerd behavior

[west path]

out of out of context?

[midnight ocean]

Bring out the

[rose cape]

out of out of context

[west path]

would that make it in context

[rose cape]

yes

[silent smelt]

are you two special

[frank latch]

sir

[wraith quarry]

actually based on what i've seen mods moderate, like a certain reference it is uhh against rules

[west path]

ooc is short for out of context

how do you not know this

[frank latch]

this entire channel is special

[silent smelt]

yeah

bwhat the fuck is out of out of out of context

where

what

[wraith quarry]

bruh

[silent smelt]

from whom did you

[rose cape]

out of ooc

[west path]

no its out of out of context

[rose cape]

is out of out of context

[west path]

meaning in context

[silent smelt]

why is my fucking oxygen level displayed next to me

[west path]

so out of out of out of context is out of context

[wild mason]

People in other groups constantly refer to "GC phrase " which everyone knows is probably a slur so I don't know what you're on about

[silent smelt]

you guys are out of context withg fucking reality like what are you on

[wraith quarry]

fair enuf

[silent smelt]

youre in context of heroin or something

[waxen remnant]

why is his ping shown what

[west path]

schizo rant

[waxen remnant]

what vencord setting is that

[rose cape]

because im the government

[silent smelt]

YOU LITERALLY SAID "OUT OF OUT OF CONTEXT"

[rose cape]

because that's what you said

[waxen remnant]

@midnight ocean is this individual... Okay?

[west path]

which is in context

[waxen remnant]

(literally what is he on about)

[west path]

yes

[frank latch]

I'd win

[silent smelt]

i have never said oooc

[waxen remnant]

survive 12 hours in game room

[midnight ocean]

Ok Jarz “Monopolies are good for the world” Vance

[rose cape]

why is vic3 trolling

[silent smelt]

i hgave said ooc

[cunning niche]

@wraith quarry @frank latch Give me the TPMC trial

[rose cape]

thats crazy

[west path]

yeah i aint eating allat buddy

[frank latch]

(I die with the tinest amount of black pepper)

[wild mason]

This is like the fifth nonsense Jarz rant today

[silent smelt]

you guys must be literally baiting

[west path]

silence him

[cunning niche]

What shaders would vic 3 possibly need

[west path]

the deep state needs to put him down

[silent smelt]

oh wait

i just read my message

you guys are right

[west path]

BROTHER

😭

[waxen remnant]

intellectual

[silent smelt]

you could have fucking said "you wrote out of out of context"

[silent smelt]

instead of

like clones

[cunning niche]

https://tenor.com/view/rodin-yoyo-gif-4803278

[west path]

holy moly

[silent smelt]

like literal sheep

like literal brainless sheep

you repeated

[wraith quarry]

this guy used to be a high level mod

[silent smelt]

"out of out of context"

[waxen remnant]

@midnight ocean @wild mason

[silent smelt]

its like when a teacher asks pupils whether theyve got the assignment repeated

[midnight ocean]

@waxen remnant under over 60 iq

[west path]

youre expected to have the critical thinking skills to understand that

[rose cape]

chat

what is that salad that white people eat

[silent smelt]

i consider you to be litearl substance abusers

[rose cape]

i forgot the name

[silent smelt]

how can i take you seriously

[west path]

caesar salad?

[midnight ocean]

Coleslaw

[rose cape]

yeah thats the one

[west path]

sorry i dont know salads

[wild mason]

Agnosia Salad

[waxen remnant]

absolute mid btw

[silent smelt]

potato salad

[hollow garden]

@west path why are YOU not watching the suzerain live

[midnight ocean]

Overhated btw

[west path]

i dont name my fucking salads bruh

[waxen remnant]

why do... people consume this?

[waxen remnant]

why do you enjoy slop

[midnight ocean]

Good coleslaw isn’t that bad

[west path]

destroy blood & iron

bad game

[rose cape]

i never thought acnaq would be evil

[west path]

white person saying this

[silent smelt]

@rose cape i am giv ing you 10 more minutes

[west path]

its catered towards your demographic

[waxen remnant]

like i eat a lot of processed slop because it's in my american blood but holy shit I draw the line at coleslaw

[hollow garden]

I have no opinion but I will nerd react because everyone else is

[wraith quarry]

it aint even that bad

[cunning niche]

How dont you eat the ultimate cook out salad

[wraith quarry]

i used to hate it

[silent smelt]

further proof you guys are brainless sheep

[wraith quarry]

but

i tried it

[rose cape]

3038

[wraith quarry]

and it wasn't bad

[silent smelt]

if i were to say you guys are standing on gold

[west path]

i just saw how coleslaw looks like

[silent smelt]

youd start digging with your nails

[hollow garden]

It's 3 nerd reacts

[silent smelt]

bare hands

ripping into soil

[west path]

this is coleslaw

[hollow garden]

Who am I to not eact too?

[gilded harbor]

@waxen remnant can you give me a bajillion crabcoins for being at an emergency room

[rose cape]

you seem like the type of person to eat coleslaw

[wraith quarry]

yum

[silent smelt]

ripping into concrete

[west path]

i have

[wraith quarry]

i do eat it

[west path]

a

BETTER ALTERNATIVE

[wild mason]

Third Tree. .. book recommendations. Please.

[rose cape]

@silent smelt

[silent smelt]

iidot

[frank latch]

tbf he lives in the southern United States

[gilded harbor]

I sent check your pings

[frank latch]

he's obligated

[west path]

polish people food

[silent smelt]

ec86f9f4-bf2b-42c8-bd61-ade8818ab069.nakama-0 try now

[west path]

its healthier... and its goated

[wraith quarry]

https://tenor.com/view/sauerkraut-making-sauerkraut-gif-13203464

[silent smelt]

@gilded harbor

ec86f9f4-bf2b-42c8-bd61-ade8818ab069.nakama-0

[wild mason]

Oh I forgot I asked you already. M.

[frank latch]

this goes hard as medieval peasantry food

[gilded harbor]

What

[west path]

@waxen remnant would you eat coleslaw or this

[silent smelt]

its your ip :(((

[rose cape]

@gilded harbor ec86f9f4-bf2b-42c8-bd61-ade8818ab069.nakama-0

[wraith quarry]

you aren't telling me the bowl of cabbage and red onion and carrots is less healthy than a bowl of meat

[waxen remnant]

what is that because I see pink stuff and that's scary

[west path]

buddy you've never had bigos

its absolute peak

[rose cape]

food

[frank latch]

I never said it wasn't peak

[west path]

what pink stuff WHAT

[gilded harbor]

No it's 342.492.9264

[west path]

there is no pink stuff in bigos

[gilded harbor]

Wait

[west path]

unless its a topping

that is to be removed

[frank latch]

it just looks like something a medieval peasant would eat

[silent smelt]

yk if you copy the server id alongside with my username and date of sending

[west path]

its just

[silent smelt]

it is not going to find the lobby

[west path]

pickled cabbage

[rose cape]

IM IN

[frank latch]

nothing wrong with that btw

[rose cape]

WITH MY CAT GIRL

[west path]

a lot of veggies

[silent smelt]

and the more you yap here and the less you look for the lobby

[frank latch]

errr...

nvm

[silent smelt]

i will murder your family

[west path]

and sausage

[waxen remnant]

look the quality is dog shit im going off based on what I'm seeing

[wild mason]

@silent smelt D E L E T e ????? thE ? cHAOS ? ? EAT you ? NA ME ????????????????????

[silent smelt]

i will kill your bloodline

i will

what

[west path]

that is sausage

[frank latch]

~bt

[west path]

cut sausage

[rose cape]

😱

[hardy saffron]

@frank latch: @silent smelt type LET ???? Why not me or you? ???????????? ??? ?????? ?????? ?????? ??? ??? ???????????? ??? ???????????? ???????????? ? ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ????

[silent smelt]

and they call me schizo

[waxen remnant]

yeah why is it pink

[frank latch]

uhh

[waxen remnant]

?

[hollow garden]

Vicky online?

[west path]

its raw

[silent smelt]

ethcyou

[west path]

polish sausage can be eaten like that

👽

[waxen remnant]

so you're expecting me to eat

[west path]

since its boiled

[waxen remnant]

raw sausage

[gilded harbor]

@rose cape ur Germany in 1930s

[waxen remnant]

what

[silent smelt]

DELETE HAOSEATNAME

[waxen remnant]

then it's not raw 😭 🙏

[frank latch]

why did it doe this

[silent smelt]

DELETE HAO SEAT NAME

[west path]

yes

its safe to eat

[silent smelt]

@wild mason

who is hao

[west path]

it is literally safe to eat

[waxen remnant]

nope

[west path]

there are sausages in poland like this that are safe to eat

[waxen remnant]

I mean it is but it isn't raw

[gilded harbor]

Not all sausage in only pink when raw, have you ever had a like kielbasa

[wild mason]

What

[silent smelt]

it isnt a riddle?

[rose cape]

im on that weimar republic grind 🙏

[midnight ocean]

Coleslaw can be very bad or decent depending on how you make it

[silent smelt]

@amazpi

[frank latch]

kielbasa is great

[wild mason]

Didn't you literally have .. In my mapwar. ...

[silent smelt]

@rose cape younger ones pick first

[waxen remnant]

this can be said for everything btw but

[frank latch]

kielbasa and cabbage is definitely a fine meal

[waxen remnant]

for coleslaw the property is still bad

[gilded harbor]

Agent Orange

[midnight ocean]

Pizza:

[gilded harbor]

My favorite

[west path]

buddy i come from the country where kiełbasa comes from

[wild mason]

You did another thing

[waxen remnant]

coleslaw is only good when you're starving

[west path]

😭

[midnight ocean]

Cheeseburgers

[silent smelt]

@rose cape 30 seconds to pick someone or i am leaving

@rose cape 30 seconds to pick someone or i am leaving

@rose cape 30 seconds to pick someone or i am leaving

[gilded harbor]

I thought it was German not polish

[waxen remnant]

someone_vivi's "pizzas":

[west path]

its polish

kielbasa is a slavic word

[frank latch]

@waxen remnant warn for spam

[midnight ocean]

Oh your so right I retract that statement

[silent smelt]

he went to take a shit midgame

[gilded harbor]

Also @west path fuck you for pierogi it's too fucking good

[silent smelt]

he is like my fortnite squadmates

[wild mason]

Have you ever had a burger absolutely coated in seasoning

[midnight ocean]

That shouldn’t even be called pizza though

[west path]

thats just dumplings

blame the chinese buddy

[gilded harbor]

Yeah I love dumplings

[waxen remnant]

actually im pretty sure it physically can't like unironically

[midnight ocean]

Since when do people season burgers 👽 what seasoning

[gilded harbor]

But they were made by you too

[silent smelt]

my messages cant be defined as spam because theyre actually wanted

[rose cape]

i picked prusia

[frank latch]

Dumplings are so good bro

[waxen remnant]

because there is NO SAUCE in those pizzas

[gilded harbor]

Black pepper and some spices

[silent smelt]

and this should be pinned

[frank latch]

actually it's the opposite

[gilded harbor]

Make some herbs

[west path]

what

buddy??

[wild mason]

What
.

[midnight ocean]

That was legit such a war crime idk why vivi felt it was okay to call pizza

[waxen remnant]

@midnight ocean @wild mason

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What??

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WHAT DOES BRO MEAN BY THIS