🎲game-room

[waxen remnant]

why does this remind me of civ6

[silent smelt]

NEVERMIND I LIED, ITS LED BY A LIECHTENSTEIN KING

[stable kettle]

what

[waxen remnant]

tbf it's a paradox game did you expect it to not be dlc infested

[noble cradle]

how does he have negative popularity

shouldnt it be like 10

[hollow garden]

Isn't this a free update?

Or did paradox lie

[silent smelt]

NAPOLEON HAS SOMEHOW WON IN FRANCE

[noble cradle]

nope!

[silent smelt]

HUGE W

[stable kettle]

W

[hollow garden]

They really need competition

[waxen remnant]

happens

[waxen remnant]

age of history 3:

[hollow garden]

NOOO

[waxen remnant]

jk that game is terrible

[hollow garden]

Orleans...

[waxen remnant]

oh my lord

[hollow garden]

It's dogshit 😔

[silent smelt]

HUNGARY HAS SPLIT FROM AUSTRIA

[hollow garden]

The heck 30 dollars?

[wild mason]

@silent smelt What did I miss
Did the North gain anything for helping Bonaparte

[silent smelt]

nope, they left the war before he could win

THE CZECH NATIONALIST MOVEMENT HAS RADICALIZED IN THE REMAININGS OF AUSTRIA

[noble cradle]

on a 50$ game

[wild mason]

@frank latch Can I build the Devil's Machine

[silent smelt]

the uk revolution

[silent smelt]

will the liberals topple the monarchy?

[waxen remnant]

isnt this the guy from earthbound

[wild mason]

What an almighty idiot!

[hollow garden]

I support

[frank latch]

what is that

[wild mason]

this world is done for

[frank latch]

umm

no

[silent smelt]

the liberals stood no chance

[wild mason]

Very sad

[spring bison]

top ten moments of Russia being fucking useless

[silent smelt]

the slovaks are considered a fully accepted culture in hungary nowadays, this allowed them to actually gather some capitalists and bureaucrats

[noble cradle]

are we gonna cook

[silent smelt]

the romanians on the otherhand arent as fortunate and considered second class citizens, their average standard of living is lower

[vital latch]

that's not a good sale

just saying

they're clearly willing to let it go down to 12$

[silent smelt]

france is now a presidential autocracy

no idea what happened to napoleon

the confederates economy has finally caught some traction after declaring bankruptcy

[spring bison]

unrealistic

[silent smelt]

oh and theyre working on becoming an oligarchy 👽

[wild mason]

any tips

[wild mason]

NORTH
TAKE VIRGINIA WHILE YOU STILL CAN

[spring bison]

who are you playing

[wild mason]

USA

im neutral rn

[silent smelt]

trump won

[wild mason]

taking out spain

[spring bison]

democrats are throwing rn

[silent smelt]

I gtg, more updates tomorrow

[stable kettle]

https://tenor.com/view/fry-about-it-cat-blowdryer-cat-blowdryer-gif-5076437054134413364

[vital latch]

im gonna try the victoria 3 free weekend

hopefuly it's not too complicated to learn in less then an hour

[silent smelt]

wanna do multiplayer?

[silent smelt]

it's easy

you build stuff and that's it

and get rid of the monarchs

[spring bison]

im not that great of a vic3 player

[vital latch]

can you play as a communist

in ireland

[silent smelt]

yeah if you play for 100 years

[vital latch]

[silent smelt]

your population needs to socially develop

and you need to industrialize

so the social inequalities become apparent to them

and etc

Workers conditions

[wraith quarry]

@west path https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8DlFfBNjz8A

you should watch

and then part two

[wild mason]

☠️

[rose forge]

why france so big

oh wait nvm slightly dif blue

agh

[frosty drum]

@wild mason you should play as a ussr releasable and try to survive frfr

(One of those 5 inside the nation)

[wild mason]

Comeback

wb italy

[hollow garden]

Lmao

The ultimate schllifelen plan

[hollow garden]

I think the central powers are winning this gang

American Spain?

[hollow garden]

How did that happen

[wild mason]

intervention

fr

[hollow garden]

Huh this is really terrible for the allies

[wild mason]

this axis is crazy

[hollow garden]

Wait this is supposed to be WW2

[wild mason]

yes

its hoi4

[hollow garden]

Tf

[wild mason]

without historical ai on

💀

[hollow garden]

I thought it was a ww1 mod

[wild mason]

naw

[hollow garden]

So the Russian Empire was restored

[wild mason]

this is just all the dlc on

ye

[hollow garden]

And Hungary formed greater Hungary

[wild mason]

this is america btw

[hollow garden]

And the Turks lowkey restored the Ottomans

[hollow garden]

Damn

It's kinda hot

or is that just me

[hollow garden]

Brazil annexed Peru

[wild mason]

im kinda proud of lithuania

[hollow garden]

They are doing really well

[wild mason]

btw ww2 started because of the sudeten crisis this time

[marsh lance]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/828805304807718912/1299872887351672872/image0.gif

[hollow garden]

That's surprising

[wild mason]

and germany almost capitulated

then russia joined the axis

[hollow garden]

PAT

[hollow garden]

Yeah the axis had it really well

[wild mason]

i have helicopters

(:

[hollow garden]

Which nation are you

[wild mason]

USA

[hollow garden]

I see

Which faction are you going to support?

Your British brethren

Or the European coaltion

[wild mason]

im fighting germany with the allies

[hollow garden]

Canon accurate

[wild mason]

gonna try to make helicopter divisions

belgium joined the allies so we can try to attack germany

[marsh lance]

Hello! Hello!

https://tenor.com/view/baikal-seal-nerpa-experiment-gif-27404430

[west path]

let me into tpmc lil bro

@hollow garden i just had the most realistic simulation of a demagogue ive ever experienced in gaming

grg is so peak

[hollow garden]

What happened

[hollow garden]

Tell me the lore

what happened in the server

[noble cradle]

what is grg

[vital latch]

was so peak

grg was peak when private servers were free

qevie are you still on

I want to play rgd

[noble cradle]

what is grg

[vital latch]

https://www.roblox.com/games/4598019433/UPD-generic-roleplay-gaem

[noble cradle]

what is rgd

[noble cradle]

also this looks peculiar

[vital latch]

https://www.roblox.com/games/5561268850/Randomly-Generated-Droids

[wraith quarry]

i can't

[noble cradle]

ok i take it back

this looks fire

[wraith quarry]

does anybody have amogus

[wild mason]

nop e

[wraith quarry]

cooked

[noble cradle]

monkey simulator

[marsh lance]

national issue
“I will fix this!”
Doesn’t fix it at all, makes it worse, or establishes a cult dictatorship

[prisma flame]

i played that game i kept being a council memberr

[marsh lance]

CORRUPT

[prisma flame]

then i got a sword and started making the other council vote what i wanted or die

no joke

it was funny

and the leader too

[marsh lance]

YOUR EXPLOITATION OF THE PROLETARIAT WILL HAUNT YOU!!

[prisma flame]

also if the peasants ever tried to kill me i hid in the council place

[wild mason]

THERE ARE TOO MANY GAMES

[marsh lance]

Council members try not to be extremely corrupt challenge (impossible)

[spring bison]

bowling ball detected

[marsh lance]

https://tenor.com/view/this-is-us-bowling-bowling-ball-gif-19162117

[wild mason]

Fantasy Map Simulator
Oblivion
BOTW
Isaac
Half Life
How can I play them all without all of them losing meaning?

[prisma flame]

who want to play generic roleplay gaem on roblox

[marsh lance]

Yall i just started watching arcane shit is peak fr..

[marsh lance]

You take a luh break

[wild mason]

Then I come back and they mean even less

[prisma flame]

fanatasy map simulator with depth would be best gaem to ever exist ever

[marsh lance]

How so?

[spring bison]

rat rat rat rat rat rat rat rat rat rat rat

[wild mason]

they have added more to it

like province editing

ecology editing

river editing 😋

Image to map

[marsh lance]

Azgaar if it was better:

[wild mason]

Because I either have to restart them or play with little knowledge of what I was doing before

[noble cradle]

the first barbaric invasion failed

the entire army was repellde by men in wheelchairs

[marsh lance]

Migration period -1 BC colorized

[wild mason]

Fantasy Map Simulator's biggest problem is the wars imo.

You leave it running 1 year and you get 10 wars.
Wars should be less frequent but more meaningful.

[marsh lance]

Guard experience

[marsh lance]

1 big war influences 2 down the line, or 1 other big one

[frosty drum]

||Progress on Big Multi MW||

[prisma flame]

let me play with you

ill be council

[marsh lance]

@wild mason why did you alienate this

[prisma flame]

https://tenor.com/view/fish-react-alien-react-discord-manon-loveweb-gif-13544720384980445691

[wild mason]

It is alienatable

I'm not sure how Skillerz expects to do a multimap war

Without hosting a single one

[prisma flame]

who has 100 robux

[noble cradle]

immigration experience

[prisma flame]

we can make private worldbox server

[prisma flame]

parader get 100 robux

make private server

for worrldbox

[frosty drum]

I can host this rn

[prisma flame]

ok do it

[frosty drum]

Ok

[noble cradle]

Wow

i just watched the wheel chair secret police gun down rioters in the street

[prisma flame]

thats amazing

ok wait

im gonna beg someone to make a private server for worldbox

[frosty drum]

@prisma flame @marsh lance @wild mason mw time

[spring bison]

impossible btw

[prisma flame]

oki

[marsh lance]

Guhguhguh i cannot participate

Im watching the TELEVISION!!

[wild mason]

Here, Orange

[marsh lance]

[wild mason]

What r u watching

[frosty drum]

Ok

[marsh lance]

Arcane season 1

[prisma flame]

i want to be bookshire kingdom

[spring bison]

its 100 robux monthly

[frosty drum]

Circle where

[frosty drum]

@spring bison

[spring bison]

why is bro pinging me

[prisma flame]

hmm

where should i be

[frosty drum]

Mw

[noble cradle]

wheel chair police cut my arm and leg off in the revolution

[frosty drum]

@prisma flame @wild mason you can make actions at any time

Blumi

[prisma flame]

I want to start there

Green

[frosty drum]

K

[prisma flame]

Bookshire

[frosty drum]

@prisma flame @wild mason

????

There

[prisma flame]

ok i want to expand i hate being small

[frosty drum]

Need to see where to expand and how much

[waxen remnant]

whats your roblox acc

[prisma flame]

in this direction

[prisma flame]

eye x

do you have 100 robux

please buy worldbox grg server

[waxen remnant]

i only have 1

[prisma flame]

😢

aw

[waxen remnant]

(like deadass 1)

[frosty drum]

I need arrows

[noble cradle]

CarribeanDictator

[waxen remnant]

@noble cradle sent

[prisma flame]

accept mine too plz

bookishpick wants to play generic roleplay gaem

[rapid ibex]

srjn347

[wild mason]

would you be upset if I used an outside resource for certain aspects of the MW

[west path]

no...

you betrayed me already bud

[west path]

Peak roblox

[west path]

It was extremely fun

i must say being a slimy demagouge who sides with powerful factions to produce as much wealth as possible is fun

[prisma flame]

if you have 100 robux

buy worldbox a private serrver

[west path]

no

[spring bison]

remastered the expanded map

[west path]

im not

[spring bison]

for 1836

[west path]

WE SHOULD KILL HARLLAND

ulm should world conquest

[prisma flame]

ki tribe supremacy

[west path]

what is the political situation of burderland..

[spring bison]

barbarism

[west path]

that doesnt tell me much

[spring bison]

its basically a viking settlement

remnants of one

[west path]

guh

[wild mason]

you can't ask for that

[twin sky]

Oh

[wild mason]

just buy it 😭

[midnight ocean]

No. You have to buy the game to get all the features

[twin sky]

Sorry I'm new

[midnight ocean]

Not buying it would be piracy 🤫

[twin sky]

Don't have a card yet 🥲

[wild mason]

You know exactly who you are.

[midnight ocean]

You can still get the mobile version for free without premium

[twin sky]

But I'll have to keep watching vids to unlock things

[midnight ocean]

Yeah the devs worked hard on the game they’ve gotta make money somehow

[spring bison]

it has stayed that way for ages btw

[midnight ocean]

My sleep schedule is so cooked I’ve basically changed time zones

I’m like mid Atlantic now

[novel jay]

Let me start it rn

[noble cradle]

Sourthen wastes

[spring bison]

what

[midnight ocean]

Good map btw

[noble cradle]

Good map but minor spelling mistake

So

[novel jay]

How many people want to play a game of 270?

[spring bison]

👽

[wild mason]

Hi

[noble cradle]

3 8balls / 10 condiments

[noble cradle]

Hi

[wild mason]

Actually I might just watch

But I'm still interested

270 is so engaging to watch

In a way most games

Aren't

Not even worldbox

[novel jay]

You should just play

[spring bison]

👽

[wild mason]

The Cookies Being Made

[novel jay]

So just 2 others

[wild mason]

I think I would just watch

[noble cradle]

Macarons>>>

[midnight ocean]

Not me if parader is playing

[wild mason]

I know as soon as the game starts someone is gonna ask me to do shit

[midnight ocean]

That guy is an actual sweat

[novel jay]

He isn’t here

[midnight ocean]

Based

[noble cradle]

Yep

I'm not there

[novel jay]

Oh

[midnight ocean]

What was that

[noble cradle]

I Just go for state groups 😭

[wild mason]

Acnaq Vs Peter 1v1 would go crazy ngl

[midnight ocean]

Must have been the wind

[novel jay]

Let’s test it out

[hollow garden]

Can we coaltion against you

[noble cradle]

I wanna watch

[wild mason]

Oh shit

Kleznam 🤯

[midnight ocean]

Can you give me like 10-20 minutes to wake up

[novel jay]

So 4 player, 2 spectator?

[noble cradle]

A new challenger approaches

[wild mason]

I would watch yea

[novel jay]

5 player now?

[wild mason]

NO

Leave the player slot empty

You can watch a game with just a code

and if you have an unfilled player slot

You can never start

[novel jay]

Oh, so 3 player

Me, klez, acnaq

[midnight ocean]

👽

[novel jay]

@midnight ocean you up for this

[midnight ocean]

If parader is in the game he will win coalitions barely work

I’m down to play with you and klez though

[novel jay]

@noble cradle want to spectate?

[noble cradle]

Yes

[midnight ocean]

Once again give me like 10 minutes I just woke up

Rimworld destroyed my sleep schedule

[novel jay]

You get to go in fresh

Makes it more fun

[midnight ocean]

I am the opposite of fresh rn

[noble cradle]

BTW play single player to find a candidate you like

[wild mason]

You are yeasty ?

[hollow garden]

The strat is for someone to shadow him

[noble cradle]

Ted cruz and McCain are both really good on Republicans side

[midnight ocean]

Yes

[novel jay]

I like RonDesantis

[hollow garden]

I will study his moves

[noble cradle]

Yeah he's pretty good

[hollow garden]

And work on thwarting his plans

[wild mason]

Buttigeg and Biden are the best democrats from what I have played
Hillary is 💀 to try playing

[noble cradle]

Biden of course on the dementia

Dems*

But dementia works too

[midnight ocean]

I like Biden he can rush environmental early on and has lots of options with state groups

[noble cradle]

He gets buffs to every state group

[novel jay]

@midnight ocean 5 minutes?

[midnight ocean]

Yeah let me go to the bathroom

[noble cradle]

Idk if I'm playing wrong but I find national groups too expensive and not worth it

[wild mason]

those who know 💀

[noble cradle]

You could buy a California/ Texas and Florida vote if you got to first 4 levels women's rights (earning it(

[midnight ocean]

Probably but getting one when it has a bonus can still be pretty useful it’s probably just rushing them that’s a bad play

[wild mason]

They are only really worth it for certain candidates, Tulsi has 40% return bonus on youth vote

[noble cradle]

Yeay

Big conservative and other 100k ones are like always not worth it

400k to get it to tick 4

It's so much lost money

Especially early game

[novel jay]

My strat is going for the Midwest and New York first

[noble cradle]

The return on investment is usually minimum

[noble cradle]

Do you run pete butigeg ?

[balmy epoch]

ai Biden goes for big conservative and gun lobby it’s so stupid

[wild mason]

I am still so pissed about this loss. She flipped new york and texas on me at the last moment 😭

[novel jay]

No, I have never

[noble cradle]

Try him out he gets really good buffs

He's like the only dem I've played apart from biden

[wild mason]

Try to win as hillary

[balmy epoch]

Biden is pretty good tbh

[wild mason]

It is

[noble cradle]

I pulled off a super majority biden blast victory first time I tried him

[wild mason]

HELL

[balmy epoch]

one of the best actually

[noble cradle]

Yes

His only debuffs are in big conservative and gun lobby which usually don't even matter to dems

Buffs in every other state group

[balmy epoch]

I’ve just mastered the Republican strategy so I don’t play as him that much

[noble cradle]

Including deep south

Base trump is kinda sucky though

[balmy epoch]

true

[novel jay]

I got a full 270 Biden once

[midnight ocean]

That’s literally his two weaknesses what 😭

[balmy epoch]

I KNOW

he’s actually stupid

[noble cradle]

Yeah I got to 312 super biden blast on sp

I think that's highest I've got

Unless I've got higher with Ted cruz

[novel jay]

@balmy epoch want to join

[midnight ocean]

I might try out some republicans once I start practicing on my own but I like Biden

[noble cradle]

It was very peculiar

[midnight ocean]

I might also play Pete Buddegeige because he’s my goat irl

[noble cradle]

Yeah he's really good

Blumi can also attest to that

[noble cradle]

If you do repubs McCain is pretty much republican biden

[noble cradle]

He does get African American penalty but buffs in every other state

[midnight ocean]

Average

[wild mason]

Wait

[novel jay]

My highest was about 370 or something like that; I was playing on the open one, but they were also mentally deficient

[wild mason]

I'm trying to find the game I won against honey bee

Where I was Pete

[novel jay]

@balmy epoch

[noble cradle]

Ted cruz is also really good cuz no Latino debuff and 35% oil state buff

It's peak doing big oil runs

[novel jay]

You playing?

[noble cradle]

He does get some pretty bad debuffs with black people though so

And I forget if he or McCain gets the deep south penalty

[wild mason]

@novel jay What is the code to watch

[novel jay]

Oh right, I’ll set it up in a minute

[midnight ocean]

Ok im ready to two 7 the dee

[novel jay]

I’m eating pie

[midnight ocean]

real

[wild mason]

~bt

[novel jay]

I made it a few hours ago

[hardy saffron]

@wild mason: Prepare another 7D

[midnight ocean]

should I heat up some random leftover french fries I have

[wild mason]

Yes

[novel jay]

No

[midnight ocean]

sure

[wheat aspen]

wouldn't that make them soggy

[novel jay]

@hollow garden get over here

[midnight ocean]

I dont have an air fryer or a toaster oven theres nothing I can do

they still taste fine

[wheat aspen]

😔

[midnight ocean]

toaster ovens are goated though

[wild mason]

Oh wait

I was biden against honey bee

[novel jay]

@wheat aspen 270?

[wheat aspen]

ion play

[midnight ocean]

when are we playing 270

[wild mason]

It is a curse
Every time you host people say they want to join but vanish
As soon as you start with less players they come back begging to join

[frank latch]

can I join?

[wild mason]

Peter is hosting

But probably

[novel jay]

Im about to host

@hollow garden we are going to start, are you coming?

[midnight ocean]

these are some pretty good fried 1 and a half minutes in the microwave still crunchy

[novel jay]

Make poutine

[midnight ocean]

tf is that

[wild mason]

I think the funniest thing the AI does is securing their states they have 100% in a ballot turn instead of flipping a leading candidate's states

[midnight ocean]

I do this sometimes though because like what if they try to flip it ya know

[balmy epoch]

can’t play rn

tomorrow

[novel jay]

Alright, 3 it is

[wild mason]

If they haven't put anything into it they can only add in two

funds

[midnight ocean]

oh right yeah

gaming

[novel jay]

Hey, I just created a game of 270 for us. Game code: NEGLECTED-SECOND7
https://www.political-games.com?game=neglected-second7

[midnight ocean]

strange

[wild mason]

Why did my computer just hiss

Is this a bad sign

[novel jay]

Look for cats

@frank latch join and be Biden

[midnight ocean]

you bitch your playing biden too

[wild mason]

balkans

[novel jay]

3 bidens

[novel jay]

Yeah

[midnight ocean]

this is cooked

[novel jay]

https://tenor.com/view/western-wild-west-cowboy-good-bad-ugly-gif-8589836

[wild mason]

Crazy

[novel jay]

Where is BOW

[wild mason]

the curse

[wild mason]

_ _

[novel jay]

@hollow garden @frank latch one of you

Join

[novel jay]

.

[novel jay]

No, please, no

@wild mason please be #3🙏

[wild mason]

I just want to watch 😭

Where did everyone go

[midnight ocean]

maybe we can just 1v1

[wild mason]

AS SOON AS YOU DO THAT

Klez or BOW comes back

Thats how this works

[midnight ocean]

thats their problem

[waxen remnant]

legit

[wild mason]

Maybe Eye X

Should play

[novel jay]

Be #3

[waxen remnant]

vermintide 2 installed but i think ill play in like

[novel jay]

Please

[waxen remnant]

30m

[waxen remnant]

@noble cradle

[noble cradle]

(I'm worldbuilding anyways)

[noble cradle]

WOW

[waxen remnant]

https://tenor.com/view/ohio-ohio-state-ohio-state-buckeyes-ohio-state-football-buckeye-football-gif-10519876019048298528

[prisma flame]

What

[noble cradle]

How did it install in a day for you and take 5 for me

😭

[novel jay]

Join 270

[wild mason]

play 270

[prisma flame]

Code

[novel jay]

.

[wild mason]

NEGLECTED-SECOND7

[midnight ocean]

based

[novel jay]

Be Biden

[noble cradle]

@waxen remnant shoot me a steam message when you want to play peak!

[novel jay]

We already got double bidens

[midnight ocean]

when everyones biden... noone is

[wild mason]

https://tenor.com/view/chirol-mohu-euqz-treadmill-mulch-gif-4920469097446424277

[midnight ocean]

what aint no way they got mohu working out

[noble cradle]

am i going insane im only like quarter done

[noble cradle]

acnaq*

[midnight ocean]

true Im stealing their likeness

[rapid ibex]

Welcome to college

[midnight ocean]

that dog is so fucking cute though

[novel jay]

What borldwuilding?

[noble cradle]

https://tenor.com/view/wtf-bruh-gif-26585205

[novel jay]

@prisma flame don’t disappear

[prisma flame]

Ok buddy

[novel jay]

Why did I make these 3 minutes

[wild mason]

The End Turn Button :

[midnight ocean]

@prisma flame bro didnt play biden

[prisma flame]

What

I have to play biden?

No

Im different

So im sanders

[noble cradle]

politick

[novel jay]

Ofr ahwt

[noble cradle]

im thinking about the ability to create and institute a city and the districts of that leading to some really trolly shit with random towns being gerrymandered into "cities"

[noble cradle]

nation im working on, Weremartem Kingdom/Empire

essentially a germanic-roman mixed nation

[novel jay]

In what??

[noble cradle]

Ill post it in #1307530222853165066 when done

[noble cradle]

docs

[novel jay]

Is it a mapwar?

[wild mason]

Gawd dam

Crazy turn

[noble cradle]

maybe

its more a personal project but i might use the map

and the lore

[wild mason]

BERNIE

HOW

[prisma flame]

Dont ask

[hollow garden]

Man this guy is sick

[wild mason]

Bernie you have a devilish plan

[hollow garden]

Why did he have the need to add a suicide reference in his map

[west path]

Yes

[hollow garden]

I'm upset he ruined the block thing

[hollow garden]

And he acts like it's normal

Is he mentally inept

Most of fortnite players are kids

They do NOT need to see this bro

No wonder that when this guy grew up

He got exposed for doing even worse shit

Some people never change

[west path]

how does that work

[hollow garden]

Yes

[wild mason]

They already started

NEGLECTED-SECOND7

to watch

[novel jay]

Bernie is going rogue

[hollow garden]

3 democrats huh

[wild mason]

Yeah

This game has been a wild ride

It seems like bernie is trying to scoop up all the states with shallow investments and force a ballot turn

[hollow garden]

Would be terrible for the dark blue Biden

He has a large money advantage

[hollow garden]

But he is still starting the state game

[hollow garden]

Oh damn

[wild mason]

my emotions

so strong

[prisma flame]

Buying out the two states i invested in is absurd

I hate you blue biden

[wild mason]

If it's Acnaq he learned that from me

😭

[prisma flame]

@midnight ocean 😡

[novel jay]

How do you feel?

[wild mason]

I HATE BERNIE

[wild mason]

joe

[prisma flame]

Which one are you

[wild mason]

I am just spectating

[prisma flame]

Im bernie

[hollow garden]

@wild mason

Who is winning

[hollow garden]

Poor blue Biden

He needs to go all in for a big state

This won't do

[wheat aspen]

idk it just does

[wild mason]

WOAH

This turn was a major tossup

Florida and Michigan Flipped

The Peninsular Shift

[novel jay]

I’m about to unlock the crab secret

[wild mason]

@hollow garden Blue Biden comeback

[hollow garden]

@wild mason I can't spectate

It's not letting me

😔

[hollow garden]

Hell yeah

[wild mason]

Can you show where you're trying to enter the code

[hollow garden]

Fuck Bernie

He is an opp

[prisma flame]

Wait theres a chance i just got baited

So

[hollow garden]

The join button

[prisma flame]

This whole time i got my colors confused

💀

I was going for a group

[wild mason]

No you need to go to "Ongoing games" and put it in "Spectate games"

[hollow garden]

😭

[prisma flame]

But i didn't realize it was a different cooor

Color

[hollow garden]

Ahh

@wild mason

From where?

[wild mason]

Berne is over?

[novel jay]

I successfully pulled off a double bong cloud

[prisma flame]

Yea i got cooked

I shouldve gotten groups

[noble cradle]

@wild mason who won

[wild mason]

No one yet

[noble cradle]

3 dems

so

[wild mason]

bernie was at like 240

And then lost

And lost

and lost

[noble cradle]

I cannot tell the colors apart

It looks like onl;y dark blue biden has a strat

swing states and agriculture

african american or latino too by the looks of it

or wrong biden

[novel jay]

I got Old South and Manufacturing

[prisma flame]

Me neither i got state groups confused by that

I thought i had texas for some reason

[noble cradle]

click on your character and itll show zones controlled and how many votes are in each state

[wild mason]

Stupid Bidens

Bernie was wide but shallow

First Ballot turn

SHIT

[novel jay]

I’m doing it

Holy shit

My phone died

[wild mason]

MAJOR TOSSUP
Wtf happens now

[noble cradle]

@waxen remnant fight me

in tabs

[novel jay]

Primary candidate dies

[prisma flame]

I got cooked

[wild mason]

you can rejoin

[prisma flame]

I think whoever else was playing wins

[wild mason]

just put in the same code

[novel jay]

Oh right

[wild mason]

268

Wait

is it possible to tie in this scenario

How does the game even handle that

[noble cradle]

If it ties it goes to whoever has most groups I think

[midnight ocean]

I just got scammed

It timed me out

[waxen remnant]

done

[wild mason]

Wait what

Bookish left

You got timed out

Peter's phone died

What will happen

My heart...

[novel jay]

I’m back in the game

Dead candidate suddenly gets revived

[wild mason]

@midnight ocean you can rejoin with the same code

[novel jay]

@midnight ocean you just continue

[waxen remnant]

@noble cradle keep that same army bud

[wild mason]

ACNAQ PLEASE

THERE IS A WAY YOU CAN DO IT

FIGURE IT OUT

[waxen remnant]

also vermintide installed actually so we can play that after a couple rounds of tabs

[midnight ocean]

why cant I spend money on half of this shit

[wild mason]

Because some money is tied to state groups

[novel jay]

I could win

[wild mason]

Look in the corner

To what group its tied to

[waxen remnant]

@noble cradle keep that same setup

[noble cradle]

W

[midnight ocean]

I literally cant win then

I couldnt spend on anything

[novel jay]

So close

[wild mason]

Oh my god

it hinged on wyoming

[midnight ocean]

Holy crap I won

[novel jay]

Never thought Wyoming would decide an election

I should’ve tied you in Alaska

[wild mason]

@hollow garden Did you see this 😭

[midnight ocean]

Holy shit that was peak

[novel jay]

@wild mason @midnight ocean @hollow garden want to have another round?

[wild mason]

Acnaq Win 🤯

[midnight ocean]

No I always take breaks after winning

[wild mason]

Yeah I would watch another round
My heartstrings were pulled

[midnight ocean]

and that was so stressful lmao

[novel jay]

No slacking in the 270 mines

[novel jay]

Are we just actors

[midnight ocean]

I dont get the whole spending thing with state groups why does it lock you out @wild mason

[wild mason]

State group money can only be spent on THAT STATE GROUP

So like

[midnight ocean]

Qhar

[wild mason]

If you take the swingstate state group

[novel jay]

@wild mason tell us your full feelings

[wild mason]

You can only spend the additional money in other swing states

[midnight ocean]

thats so dumb what

[wild mason]

It depends on the state group

[midnight ocean]

then you have to do what parader does and somehow get all the groups in 5 turns

[wild mason]

If you get Manufacturing state group money

Its mainly the midwest and texas

[noble cradle]

what did eye do to my elephants bro

[midnight ocean]

this looks so much like an actual US election its crazy

[prisma flame]

I hate you

[wild mason]

At the beginning I thought it was close. I was uncertain.
Then Bernie began his reign of terror with shallow investments while the twin bidens clashes. I was full of sorrow and disdain, I wanted to see Bernie fall.
Then Pennsylvania and Virginia got locked and I though Blue Biden was throwing...
But Bernie kept taking losses and it seemed to even the playing field once more. He was ganged up on and was battered down to a pathetic number of votes while the bidens rose.

When he dropped out I thought it was squarely in Teal Biden's hands, but suddenly Teal Biden got deathly ill and had to suspend his campaign. In response an assassination attempt was carried out on Blue biden - but both recover, neck to neck in the electoral muck.
I thought Blue Biden would have all his states flipped, my heart was pounding, and then I saw him keep Wyoming as the electors fell, leaving him at just 271....

[midnight ocean]

I had to kneecap you to get past the first election bruh

[balmy epoch]

I hate you too

[waxen remnant]

vermintide 2 it is!

[wild mason]

What do you think of the Acnaq W

WAIT

[balmy epoch]

wtf that looks like an actual election

[midnight ocean]

proof biden is better than bernie

[wild mason]

Why doesn't this game have split electors for maine and nebraska.

[midnight ocean]

thats what Im saying lmao

[wild mason]

That could have tied this

[midnight ocean]

probably too complicated for very minimal votes

[noble cradle]

@waxen remnant ok so I forgor how to get you in my lobby but i think you need prologue first

[prisma flame]

What will this game do when electoral college gets abolished?

[novel jay]

I could have tied him in Alaska and tied him to 267

[midnight ocean]

Same thing they did with crusader kings when Feudalism finally ended just delete it off of steam and the app store and pretend it never existed

[wild mason]

Wait how

[midnight ocean]

I had 3 slots in alaska and you hadnt invested yet 👽

[novel jay]

If a state is 2 and 2, does it tie?

[novel jay]

I thought you only had 2

[midnight ocean]

no I keep it either way

[wild mason]

No it keeps the first person to invest

[novel jay]

Ah

[midnight ocean]

I thought it would be a coin flip too when I first played

having some rng would have made it more fun and more like a real election with close votes but its fair to not have that to focus on strategy

[wild mason]

I wish I could mod 270

Imagine a 270 map for Tamriel

[midnight ocean]

real

[wild mason]

I think the Imperial city would be the NY

28 votes

"Same" groups

But I have no idea what the "Texas" would be

Maybe Sentinel

[midnight ocean]

doesnt have to be a perfect one to one

though fictional settings are often a lot less politically complex than real life

[wild mason]

Buddy...

[midnight ocean]

real

[wild mason]

Average online play

[novel jay]

Ik hyped for bowistan

[novel jay]

What’s that,

[noble cradle]

average medieval experience

[midnight ocean]

parader opinion on this crazy dub?

[dull wing]

Yooooo

Wassup

Hol up

Wait

NSO has a perma ban?

Why?

[midnight ocean]

punishment evaded and is also missing a few marbles

[dull wing]

Oh?

Wdym missing a few marbles

[noble cradle]

Dementia sim

[midnight ocean]

you could say he had a few screws loose

mad as a hatter

[dull wing]

Really?

How

[midnight ocean]

nutty as a fruitcake

had some bats in his belfrey

out of one's tree

[dull wing]

Dang

What happened

I must’ve missed a lot

[dull wing]

@midnight ocean can you explain please or no?

[midnight ocean]

just look at his message history

[dull wing]

Oh I can see that?

For banned people?

[midnight ocean]

idk for some reason its not showing up for me but usually you can

[dull wing]

How

Can’t find anything

[dull wing]

I don’t think you can

Well

If I tried finding it

Like searching through game room

[midnight ocean]

Ive done it before

[dull wing]

How?

Unless you manually look through every game room message

[midnight ocean]

you just write from: and then their username idk why id doesnt work for me anymore

[dull wing]

Yeah I thinks it’s just for people in the server

[midnight ocean]

oh they changed their username I think

[dull wing]

Like currently

[midnight ocean]

no

he changed his username

[dull wing]

It is for me

I tried the new username

It’s Katie with a rose pfp

[midnight ocean]

proof it works and also proof he was a bit kooky

[dull wing]

Oh ok

[dull wing]

Yeah I guess is that worth a ban?

[midnight ocean]

yeah he was not all there mentally we muted him to give him space to get better but he alted so we had to perma him

[dull wing]

Oh I get it

[midnight ocean]

yeah

[dull wing]

So he was acting weird, you muted so he could work it out, then he bypassed which is bannable

Thanks

[midnight ocean]

yeah

[dull wing]

Is nso like…he or she

[midnight ocean]

who knows its discord

[dull wing]

Yeah…always thought nso was a guy, now they’re supposedly a girl in love with some guy

Also

Being kinda weird in DMs imma be honest

Started out normal but…idk

[wild mason]

@midnight ocean Thoughts on this playing out in the online 270
I'm about to force a ballot turn to get ted cruz out of the race ( Whose states I had already secured from Obama )

However as I am trying to do that my money isn't spent.
Meaning I can't secure anything I need to and I have the lowest electoral votes and get kicked.

[dull wing]

Also I made a joke about being catfished (perhaps not the best joke, sorry) and then they changed profile pic and their status, when I asked why they acted like nothing happened and now their acting kinda weird

[midnight ocean]

sounds about right

[dull wing]

Yeah…

Phones low btw might suddenly go offline

[novel jay]

Happened to me once

[dull wing]

Anyone else experience some weird nso behavior like this

[novel jay]

I thought he was normal

[midnight ocean]

He was until recently

[novel jay]

Like what happened

[wild mason]

"Men"

"Mhm"

"Blumiholls"

Is most of what I got from him

[novel jay]

Wdym

[midnight ocean]

who knows

[novel jay]

What did he start doing

[midnight ocean]

he turned into a vegetable

literally

[wild mason]

I am saying 90% of what he has said to me besides a cat gif and calling Eye the r-word is "Mhm", "Men" and "Blumiholls"

[midnight ocean]

he could not hold a conversation and he would just randomly type shit

Its like virtual dimentia it was so weird

[frosty drum]

Hello chat

[novel jay]

Sounds right

[novel jay]

Maybe he lost his attention span

[frosty drum]

Why the Skulls

@midnight ocean @wild mason

[dull wing]

That’s what happened to me but instead of “Blumiholls” it’s Coolio or something or “You are cool”

He said some not good things about what eye should do

[dull wing]

I see that alien @wild mason mate I hate the emoji I’m gonna crash out if I wasn’t about to go to bed I f*cking hate the emoji

I know it’s crazy but dang I don’t like that emoji

Frickin

Imma go sleep

[prisma flame]

ok chat

who's winnning this war?

ignore alaska and hawaii they're already annexed

[frosty drum]

Petoria will win

[prisma flame]

you know what

atlantic union is winning

screw great lakes we'll take them over insanely fast

[frosty drum]

Wrong

Petoria and minnesota will win

[prisma flame]

texas

wellll

what if they dont instantly start war on each other

i think in that case it depends

[wild mason]

Depends on who allies

GLC and AU as allies would steamroll everyone

https://tenor.com/view/cat-kitty-post-this-cat-22-jinx-gif-14250843357816516272

[rose cape]

yes im here

best option is to

use a log growth

for simple growth

[unreal pewter]

Bonjournu

Hey

Hey

Hey

[fallow lark]

Papers please.

[rose cape]

assuming mexico doesnt intervene

if they do then it's basically a battle between au and glc

gulf coalition would be heavily damaged after fighting the southern crescent

so i cant imagine them winning against the pressure of both the au and the republic of texas

but

if they manage to sufficiently recuperate

[prime compass]

But

[rose cape]

they might be able to hold for a decent amount of time

[prime compass]

Nah, I'd win

[rose cape]

at least long enough for the lakes territories to consolidate

and take control back of disputed lands

but i think the overall "winner" in terms of how much they survive after the wars

is probably the pacific union

their only enemies are incredibly sparse states

and they have the natural protections of the rockies

now for populations before and after

hmm

Pacfic Union (before):
54,205,607

Great Plains Frontier (Before):
10,303,764

Four Corners Alliance (Before):
18,841,059

Republic of Texas (Before):
34,557,125

Great Lakes Coalition (Before):
68,583,339

Atlantic Union (Before):
73,506,025

[wild mason]

I don't think Ohio citizens would want to be part of the Atlantic Union even if they took it.

[rose cape]

real...

[wild mason]

Canada also has a major stake here and probably would intervene on the side of the GLU

[rose cape]

im assuming no intervention here

if there is

pacific union and texas are GONE

[wild mason]

Crazy.
Also without the Feds I think the Gulf becomes a rotting, Kudzu ridden dystopia unable to recover from disasters.

[rose cape]

this is also true

great lakes has the advantage

of being one of the safest places

in terms of disasters

which makes their long term stability great

[wild mason]

I think the great lakes Union also has a major advantage with water stability.
Michindoh aquifer.

Atlantic Union is probably also pretty safe on water

Everywhere else could be kinda fucked though

No wonder the North won the civil war

[rose cape]

ok wait

great lakes has like

65 mil people

hold on i need to recalculate rq

rip everyone who lives in north carolina

[wild mason]

Texas has fallen

[rose cape]

there arent that many people in the great plains states

so it's not as bad as it seems

[wild mason]

I feel like it's inevitable they will try to capture that assuming Texas inherits the "nationalist" Republican government + the people probably view it as a threat to lose El Paso.

[rose cape]

yeah but

they will probably fail

seeing as they are fighting uphill on mountainous terrain

[wild mason]

It's not a war of reason

It's about Texan pride

[rose cape]

ok yeah main beef in the east is gonna be between atlantic union and great lakes coalition

[wild mason]

Okay imagine Germany suddenly had their part of Jutland severed off.

That would be unacceptable

[rose cape]

they dont own any of jutland

[wild mason]

I also think naval bases would pop up on Lake Erie especially

And Chicago

[wild mason]

You're such a nerd but you don't know the name of the peninsula is Jutland which yes Germany owns the southern portion of 👽

[midnight ocean]

@west path @hollow garden @spring bison opinion?

[rose cape]

it's called schleswig-holstein 🤫

ive been there

[wild mason]

Okay but I was referring to the Peninsula as a whole

[rose cape]

the only people calling it jutland are the danish 🤮

anyway i think the appalachians would probably a dividing line between the glu and the au

[wild mason]

Back to this I think rather than direct war with the gulf Coalition, Texas, GLX, and AU probably vye for influence and peaceful annexation. No one really wants to fight in humid, hot, undeveloped yet heavily damaged by development land

[midnight ocean]

what is chat yapping about rn

[rose cape]

america war

[midnight ocean]

like a civil war?

what are the sides

[midnight ocean]

Doesnt the midwest or new england just clear here

[rose cape]

nope

[wild mason]

@rose cape California is probably going to have a small crisis over water usage.
Almond farmers will want to keep using exorbitant amounts while the new government may prefer to use it on less water intensive and better yielding crops.

[midnight ocean]

are almond farmers that big of a demographic that this matters

[rose cape]

in a state of war they will probably not concern themselves much with that atp

they will just delete almond farming

and transition to other types

[wild mason]

And piss off a good deal of farmers ...
That doesn't tend to work out well

[rose cape]

yeah but it's a state of war 🤫

also