🎲game-room

[hollow garden]

You already have my vote

[west path]

let me in..

[frank latch]

no idea what cnl means
but it's a friend group, and we have a server

[vagrant ginkgo]

(can not lie)

its like ngl but better

i leeched it off of eyequ x

[frank latch]

Ngl, ngl is better

[vagrant ginkgo]

SILENCE @frank latch

[west path]

the great war

[balmy epoch]

@wraith quarry is he in tpmc

[west path]

CNL vs ngl

[frank latch]

nope

[west path]

those dont work here

[wraith quarry]

no

[vagrant ginkgo]

never diss cnl

[waxen remnant]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/828805304807718912/1310005564423802900/Law_command_economy.png?ex=6743a541&is=674253c1&hm=c23044e6f727b9a9a6cc224a87f6fad537509c935202aa4d2ae1d5057cde60e0&

[vagrant ginkgo]

(i know)

[balmy epoch]

so he’s schizo

[silent smelt]

to be fair any minecraft servers that tried establishing an economic system ended up like this

[frank latch]

I will prove you wrong by revitalizing our economy!

[silent smelt]

@waxen remnant victroia 3 is free to paly for a week

[silent smelt]

let me in

[frank latch]

after I declare myself king

[west path]

let me in

[silent smelt]

i will establish laissez faire

dont listen to alpha 9

[west path]

i need to see the results firstahdn

[waxen remnant]

how much is needed to run the game

[west path]

i will stop you

Laissez faire will not be allowed

[silent smelt]

nothing

the graphical settings help a lot

[vagrant ginkgo]

@frank latch btw do you want me to unpin the old bowistan map updates

[waxen remnant]

my laptop is made from liberian mining facilities so it might have problems

[silent smelt]

laissez faire must be allowed

[west path]

you guys should unpin garlic mw i dont even think its going on anymore

[spring bison]

command economy is better

[waxen remnant]

and the great spilling of water on it didn't help

[silent smelt]

victoria 3 can run on mobile

[silent smelt]

i got into crippling debt

after i nationalized everything

[waxen remnant]

my phone is also made from liberian mining facilities

[silent smelt]

my gdp was 1 trillion for 2 months

[spring bison]

you should just ban debt

[silent smelt]

this is dramatization

[spring bison]

🤯

[balmy epoch]

when the challenge is make shitty mws and your competition is garlic

[silent smelt]

no but the thing is

once i commanded the econonmy and nationalized everything

[frank latch]

Please

[west path]

real

[frank latch]

Idk why nobody else haven't done that yet

[hollow garden]

@spring bison isn't Contana peak

[silent smelt]

i had to pay everyones wages

[hollow garden]

It provides the vaccine for free

[silent smelt]

and since there were no banks

i had no credit

[spring bison]

Arcasia is better

BIG OIL FOREVER!

[hollow garden]

Arcasia would have sold the vaccine

[balmy epoch]

none of his mws are memorable

[hollow garden]

What's YOUR response

[hollow garden]

😡

[vagrant ginkgo]

should i just clear out every mw update pin besides the most recent bowistan one

[west path]

his most memorable mw is the one we derailed

the red alliance in america one

[balmy epoch]

true

[spring bison]

big oil will own sordland

[balmy epoch]

declare war on the red alliance in america

[west path]

actually

theres more than 1

we've derailed like 3

thats fucking hilarious

[frank latch]

all of his mw's are just real world alternate history's that nobody takes seriously

[frank latch]

which are pretty boring

[hollow garden]

Ilkella...

[frank latch]

with exceptions ofc

but

[balmy epoch]

my December one was peak btw

[west path]

1st was declare war on the red alliance in america

2nd was uhh i forgot

3rd was the german HoS and polish HoS kissing

[silent smelt]

@spring bison i dont get the land reform laws

[frank latch]

~bt

[west path]

3rd was peak

cnl

[silent smelt]

most stupid and useless shit ever

[hardy saffron]

@frank latch: The first was America's war with the Red Army. No, I forgot one.

[silent smelt]

like i care who fucking owns grass

[balmy epoch]

Russia winning against American and Iran

[hollow garden]

I really liked garlic one and third

[frank latch]

clearly

[noble cradle]

its quantity over quality

[hollow garden]

I think he should focus more on fictional mws

It's his fort

[frank latch]

definitely

[balmy epoch]

true

[frank latch]

fictional mws > realistic alternate history

[hollow garden]

When is he hosting the one he cooked lore for

I'm still waiting

[noble cradle]

his "realistic" alt history mw were alien

[west path]

fantasy mws > fictional mws that try to pretend that they're fantasy

[waxen remnant]

@midnight ocean when are you hosting that one weird drawing and turning it into an MW

[balmy epoch]

he doesn’t understand politics or geopolitics or history enough to host real life mws

[silent smelt]

all i know is that serfdom is probably the worst

[frank latch]

is Bowistan fictional or fantasy?

[waxen remnant]

why is the sapling chained

[spring bison]

bowistan

[wild mason]

Coming back April 17th

[west path]

fictional that pretends to be fantasy

[frank latch]

ah

[noble cradle]

its chained to a slave

[silent smelt]

Serfdom
Peasants are tied to their land and must perform labor for their feudal masters.

[frank latch]

I'll just advertise it as fictional then

[west path]

thats a long ass time can we get it sooner

[frosty drum]

@hollow garden I'm making a Big Multi MW

[balmy epoch]

mega mw is gonna be fictional

[frank latch]

@rose cape the wiki needs to be updated

[west path]

the wiki has been basically abandoned ngl

[hollow garden]

Why did this master feel oddly zesty

[west path]

i need to update the maizan page

must get more ya

p

[frank latch]

but... I thought we were gonna get crazy new biomes, environments, races and more

[wild mason]

Anyways if I ever do bring it back I'm probably just gonna purge the people who joined but clearly do not want to play or were banned ( cu bic ))

[balmy epoch]

no magic

[west path]

@frank latch LET ME INTO TPMC BUDDY...

[hollow garden]

It hasn't been updated in a while

[frank latch]

magic =/= fantasy

[west path]

i must

inhabit the victorian city

[frosty drum]

@hollow garden thoughts on this planet

[hollow garden]

What does this entail

[west path]

alternatively i'll be a roma nomad

[hollow garden]

And you really should host

[west path]

very average stuff

[hollow garden]

Instead of saying you will

Cough cough

[balmy epoch]

that’s peak Minecraft experience btw

[west path]

Bee is making mega mw jsyk

ive seen sneakpeeks

[balmy epoch]

mine is MEGA

[west path]

hes cooking something devilish

[noble cradle]

Ive been thinking about making a new mw or that old rpg i did

[balmy epoch]

(you haven’t)

[frosty drum]

We need proof

[west path]

Let me glaze lil bro

[balmy epoch]

actually mega mw is being renamed to MAGA mw

[hollow garden]

It's quite weird

But it can be interesting

[west path]

Yeah fuck that mapwar

its shit

never playing that

[wild mason]

Seeing peters map makes me think I should redo a lot of one

[noble cradle]

Make Map Wars Great Again

[balmy epoch]

the whole premise of the game is you’re gonna be trump’s cabinet

[noble cradle]

MMWGA

[balmy epoch]

and you have to make America great again

[spring bison]

rome fell in a day

[west path]

im never playing mega mw

buddy

[noble cradle]

If I do want to make a mapwar I want to make a population and gdp calculator but thatd take forever 💔

[balmy epoch]

MAGA mw

mega mw is happening later

MAGA mw is happening in January

[silent smelt]

@spring bison @waxen remnant @balmy epoch

[balmy epoch]

is this Victoria 3

[west path]

Filthy Bourgeoisie

[silent smelt]

devout, landowners, bourgeoisie, rural folk are the most useless igs ever

[west path]

which one of these is the worst to bring into government btw

[silent smelt]

no point

[silent smelt]

rural folks literally take you back into 300bce

[west path]

peak

[balmy epoch]

I’m doing that in mega mw

[silent smelt]

armed forces turn you into fascists after you research enough of the social tree

[balmy epoch]

but you’re gonna have to do censuses

[silent smelt]

devouts just bring you schools

[balmy epoch]

for population

[silent smelt]

industrialists and intelligentsia are the best ones

[balmy epoch]

so a lot of times it’s gonna be a range instead of an exact number

[silent smelt]

industrialists allow laiseez faire

[west path]

yeah

[silent smelt]

and the intelligentsia are just liberals

[west path]

im also gonna sell goods against regulations

[silent smelt]

meaning you get rid of the monarch

blah blah

typical liberal stuff

[west path]

meaning that im gonna be able to hike prices up but sell in places that most cant

😈

i will use my minority status to avoid justice

[silent smelt]

@spring bison @west path thoughts?

[west path]

ereal

[noble cradle]

terrible

liberals must be abolished

armed forces rural and devout on top

[west path]

honestly that would be pretty posisble

possible

The problem is getting into TPMC

[spring bison]

vic3 politics system is mid af

ngl

[silent smelt]

they made it even worse now

[spring bison]

lie btw

[silent smelt]

it was at least understandable back then

[wraith quarry]

wait till bro learns about chattel slavery

[spring bison]

rural folk are peak early game

if you know how to manage them

[wraith quarry]

my favorite kind of slavery ❤️

[silent smelt]

https://tenor.com/view/bidonvahue-biden-biden-trump-debate-biden-stare-biden-debate-stare-gif-5235713898420237673

[spring bison]

atleast for less developed nations

[silent smelt]

i am an economist irl

so i just rapidly industrialize at the start

no time for any shit

give me that steel

[spring bison]

PEAK

[silent smelt]

am i wrong

[west path]

@wraith quarry let me into tpmc

[silent smelt]

i am just enjoying life colonizing africa and then i saw

[spring bison]

fascism is peak btw

[west path]

i will give you nothing

[silent smelt]

"new parties formed: #### party!"

[spring bison]

research political agitation

[silent smelt]

out of the blue

[west path]

☠️

[prime compass]

Cooked 💀

[silent smelt]

and i was literally prospering

[west path]

you guys need a wandering pomeranian selling goods at discounted prices

[silent smelt]

enacting womesn suffrage and that happened out of the blue

[west path]

It will be peak

[silent smelt]

@spring bison and guess what

they won my first ever election

'because the game is rigged and scripted

[wraith quarry]

in return for?

[silent smelt]

so all the events gave them momentum

[spring bison]

vic 3 elections make no fucking sense

[silent smelt]

and then they formed a coalition with the labour unions

so i had both socialists and the right socialists in my government

cooperating

[west path]

having a wandering pomeranian trader that breaks server regulations

[spring bison]

its literally pathetic

[wraith quarry]

no

[west path]

I will not sell at the shopping centers that is dictatorial

[noble cradle]

what is tpmc

[silent smelt]

i was literally trying everything to get a legitimate liberal government

[west path]

I will sell for higher and anywhere you can find me

[silent smelt]

but no the game is so fucking scripted

[west path]

I have much to offer

[wraith quarry]

it's a private server u cant access

no no

alpha

you see

i need

like

actual incentive

[silent smelt]

@spring bison the new political system is so fucking bad now

the political movements system is ass

how am i supposed to buff the liberals now

if theyre part of a political movement that is also pressed by the aristocracy

[west path]

Buddy im not buying you foxhole

also BoW would ban me

[silent smelt]

i cant empower the fucking clergysmen now!

victoria 3 sucks

[west path]

uhh

minority representation in the server

[wraith quarry]

no

[west path]

kashubians are an ethnic minority

[wraith quarry]

there are alternatives to foxhole

[west path]

such as

its 66zł?

@wraith quarry how much in dollar

oh it ends before the end of november

[spring bison]

cocaine

[west path]

no can do

cant scrounge up the funds

[spring bison]

I will make a persian Opium empire

[silent smelt]

@spring bison bro hop on vicky 3 multi

cmonnnn

[wraith quarry]

🤷‍♂️

[west path]

The base price is above my budget...

[spring bison]

im literally not updating my vic3

[wraith quarry]

there's also alternatives to games

[west path]

shapez

shapez 2

[silent smelt]

lebron james reportedly forgot to update victoria 3

[wraith quarry]

hmmm

[west path]

royal fubmle

fumble

@spring bison pivot of empire patch lets you be racist

[silent smelt]

nope its part of the base game

apparently discrimination had "levels"

[west path]

thats why i said patch

not the dlc

[silent smelt]

\oh mb

mbmb

[west path]

the dlc is mid

its just an india flavor pack

[west path]

skull

[silent smelt]

how does it feel for polish to be the only culture below "second class citizens"?

[west path]

Well

[frank latch]

nah

[west path]

it is accurate to the time period

[silent smelt]

in the austrian empire

[frank latch]

I'm just in favor of the majority vote rule

[silent smelt]

also they messed up with the slovak culture

[west path]

okay hold on a moment

[silent smelt]

the slovaks WERE NOT

a second class citizens

[west path]

so let me get suggested in blub...

I need

[frank latch]

Hmm

[west path]

to be a nomad on tpmc that sells goods illegally

its my calling

[frank latch]

@wraith quarry what say you? Should I add this specimen to the waiting room?

[spring bison]

pivot of empire is literally just a mod

like what

[silent smelt]

how it feels to be slovak in worldbox

[west path]

whats the one below that

[wraith quarry]

idk

[frank latch]

yk... I just realized that the waiting room has 3 people in it including me...

rip

[spring bison]

👽

[frank latch]

you will be replaced by roll

[west path]

i will make my unregulated trade operations make the server call for a police force and for economic reform

[frank latch]

,roll yes, no

[haughty inlet]

builderofworldz

:game_die: no

[frank latch]

[west path]

rigged

[frank latch]

true

,roll yes, no

[haughty inlet]

builderofworldz

:game_die: yes

[west path]

SEE

you retallied the votes

it was rigged against me

[west path]

so nice of them

[west path]

skull

whats the highest tier of acceptance

[west path]

is this how it feels to be a former mod without legacy staff

[silent smelt]

THE SLOVAKS WERE NOT SECOND CLASS CITIZENS IN AUSTRIA

THEY WERE ON THE BRINK OF CULTURAL ERASURE

[frank latch]

@west path I just thought of a terrible name for ww3 that might get me warned

[silent smelt]

WHAT IS THIS OHIO-AHH HISTORICAL ACCURACY 👽

[west path]

tell in dms

[silent smelt]

WHO WERE THE 900 SLOVAK ARISTOCRATS LIVING IN 1836

????

[spring bison]

jarz what the fuck

"OHIO-AHH"

[noble cradle]

@west path thoughts on this region being roughly 20k miles sq.?

(looks wierd cuz its zoomed in)

[silent smelt]

im sorry but there exist literal slovak aristocrats

[west path]

what

[west path]

the ones that history didnt tell you about

(they were actually austrian)

[vital latch]

I don't think vic3 had a large enough budget to be worth researching all the details like that

👽

[west path]

austria was a major power during that time

literally a gp at the start of the game

and coincidentally

it was one of the largest multiethnic states in europa

[silent smelt]

hungarians and the slovaks were apparently discriminated the same in the austrian empire

its bs

they could have done more research

[vital latch]

and?

[west path]

You'd kind of... expect that to be accurately covered

[silent smelt]

it is the only one besides russia but all the cultures there are naturally accepted due to same heritage

[west path]

whar

[vital latch]

I have reason to believe vic3 was rushed and had budget constraints

[west path]

siberian tribes weren't naturally russian though

and they still have prejudice against them to this day

[silent smelt]

nvm ottoman empire

[vital latch]

if they're going to make compromises that's the kind of thing they're making compromises on

[west path]

they're just remote enough

[silent smelt]

okay

ottoman empire and the poles in russia

but thats all

[noble cradle]

each pixel is aprox 2.8 mi. sq. (4.5km) and each little square is about 206 pixels on one side

[silent smelt]

🤓

[west path]

poles were fiercely discriminated against

due to the i think it was october uprising

like cultural erasure

in germany we couldnt even speak the language in the open

[vital latch]

also @silent smelt don't buy vic3 rn this is not even close to an all time low, it'll probably be like 12.5$ in a week

(half what it currently is)

[noble cradle]

each little square is like 825 mi.

[west path]

russia had forced laborers build prisoners for the prisoners of the uprising

[silent smelt]

whos going to tell him....

[west path]

what are you cooking

[silent smelt]

i preordered it full price....

[vital latch]

you

are

[noble cradle]

idk yet

[vital latch]

mentally fucked

[west path]

no he just has money to burn

hes part of the upper class

[silent smelt]

i was one of the 903

[noble cradle]

whatever I want to do I want to try and work a formula for pop calculations first

[west path]

REAL

[vital latch]

I have lots of money to burn but I also made a hobby out of looking for game sales instead of buying stuff full price

[noble cradle]

jarz you kinda look like that girl

[silent smelt]

it literally even says east slovakia

[west path]

i think those 903 aristocrats were actually all apart of jarz's family

they are all his ancestors

[silent smelt]

the second i unpause theyll probably emigrate to the us

why do you think transylvannia is ukrainian btw

[noble cradle]

serb colonization

amazting

[west path]

whats the culture in pomerania

[silent smelt]

what is the point of this? @west path @vital latch

[west path]

i. wanna see if they got that right

[noble cradle]

tibetan china

peak

[west path]

the deep state...

[vital latch]

i honestly hope they didnt

[silent smelt]

were you one of the 5000?

[west path]

Ashkenazi..

uhhuh

wheres the kashubian and native pomeranian groups

which persisted in the territory during german occupation i believe

[silent smelt]

let me check in observer mode

they do exist in game

i just dont know where

[west path]

hence why the language has a significant amount of german loan words

[noble cradle]

ah eastern germany my favorite country

[west path]

which are just more kashubians

[west path]

they inhabited pomerania

and like

only pomerania

check the polish half of pomerania

[west path]

what waas the point of this

[wild mason]

poland is prussia

[silent smelt]

so my game could lag

[frank latch]

perhaps they were describing the east of Germany

[vital latch]

if switch 2 is revealed at game awards

shoot me

[silent smelt]

they added 30000 indian and african cultures but not that btw

[spring bison]

its to make late game lag more

[west path]

So

they didnt add kashubians

[spring bison]

there is no other reason for those to exist

[west path]

but they added

5 million of those cultures

[silent smelt]

could ercan be one of 432?

[spring bison]

armenian poles

[west path]

SO UHM

CURIOUS!

[west path]

@silent smelt remind me what was the start date of vic

[silent smelt]

1836

let me try one of the jewish cultures

[west path]

so

[west path]

@silent smelt why did vic3 devs not use this?

[silent smelt]

i thought thered be more

[silent smelt]

they spent their budgets on african and indian cultures

[west path]

the kashubians were also like

a large catholic holdout in pomerania

i think that would be pretty important..

@silent smelt can you read this?

[silent smelt]

by religion

[west path]

kashubian i believe feels like one of the more mutually intelligble slavic languages

[silent smelt]

there cant be a kashubian without pomerania and without kashubian polish

[west path]

close but

its

[silent smelt]

and without kashubian the polish

[west path]

theres no kashubia without polonia and without kashubians poland

dafuq

[silent smelt]

what is polonia

[west path]

polish diaspora

[silent smelt]

should i leave the game running for like 100 years and see what happens to all the cultures @west path

like where they end up emigrating and etc

and then post the results here

[wild mason]

@silent smelt yes

[west path]

yes

but your pc it will struggle

[silent smelt]

dw, i was one of the 903

i have money for a good one

[west path]

why does slovak not inherit the trait of mutual intelligibility

[west path]

why is polish like one of the few with this quirk

[silent smelt]

i am just a third culture child

[west path]

it feels STUPID to me

[silent smelt]

i cant even speak slovak

i speak horrible slovak

[west path]

is this real or fake

[silent smelt]

real

i have an alien accent

[west path]

weren't you raised in slovakia

how the fuck

[silent smelt]

i was raised in slovakia

but i was also raised on roblox

still better than drugs

but it taught me english instead of slovak

[west path]

God chose to give you bands, but removed your speech

his ass does not play favorites 😭

[silent smelt]

to be fair i was meant to be american

i have family in the us

[west path]

real

also true..

[silent smelt]

i am only living in slovakia because my family was one of the 903

and the poorer part of the tree emigrated

[west path]

TRUE

[silent smelt]

i have a 4 story house

[west path]

i only tapped into roblox later on

[silent smelt]

my grandparents not me

[west path]

wasn't raised on it

[silent smelt]

my guy being raised on roblox has devastating effects

i dont have an accent now

i have a slovak accent when speaking english

and an english one when speaking slovak

[west path]

this is kinda whack ngl

[silent smelt]

i lowkey sound like i am drooling

like completely different accent when i listen to the rest of my classmates

[west path]

youre cooked

actually wait arent slavic accents considered attractive in the U.S

you're balling bro

[hollow garden]

The planet of Juno , Andromeda galaxy

@west path how does the space travel organisation rate it

[silent smelt]

i speak like barron trump

[hollow garden]

For tourism

[west path]

well i mean

wasn't it destroyed

partially

I think it would go low on the list

albeit

[hollow garden]

Yes

[west path]

it is prime resources

[hollow garden]

In the third galactic war

[hollow garden]

It housed a lot of important ores for the imperium

[silent smelt]

@west path okay so the vicky 3 experiment

should i make a thread on it

[hollow garden]

Well it's resources aren't exploited anymore

[west path]

MSA

[frosty drum]

?

[west path]

You might be fried

[west path]

no not really

[silent smelt]

but imagine my english accent is better than my slovak accent

and it sound like barron trump's

😭

[hollow garden]

Fanfic planet

[hollow garden]

Wdym

You can switch between two accents?

[silent smelt]

no

i am in the middle of them

intercontinental accent

i speak the atlantic oceanic accent

[noble cradle]

wow NYC is huge, this is approximately how big itd be on the map

[spring bison]

FASTEST RUNNER Outruns COPS After STEALING | Dhar Mann Studios

[hollow garden]

@frosty drum how do you see civilization evolving on Juno?

[west path]

i forgot the full name

ngl

[hollow garden]

Same lmao

It's a lost name

[west path]

multiuniversal spacefaring agency

[hollow garden]

Shock

[silent smelt]

@west path @wild mason okay i started

[west path]

there we go

[silent smelt]

wait

wait wait

@west path do i disable pop consolidation?

[noble cradle]

we should deport all beeble borps here btw

[silent smelt]

i think we should

for accuracy

[hollow garden]

Those blue freaks

They aren't a civilized alien species

And they will never be

[hollow garden]

What does this mean

[silent smelt]

@west path @wild mason k started, i will update you in 10 years and so on

[spring bison]

should I do the next Dornish election poll

[west path]

would the MSA let this happen

[frank latch]

Flat Earthers: "NO! THE EARTH IS FLAT!"
Scientists and those with an IQ over 5: "We have concrete, sound evidence that it is a sphere."
This guy: "It's a croissant 🇫🇷 "

[west path]

we should have a MW with like 3 planets

and those 3 planets each have their own host and once we reach the space age

we fight each other over land in those planets and other conflict zones

[hollow garden]

Lmao

[west path]

that would be so peak

[frank latch]

Can bro stop spoiling Bowistan stuff

[hollow garden]

I mean it used to be spherical ish

[silent smelt]

pc rn

[west path]

the consequence of not letting me into tpmc

[west path]

youre so fried

[hollow garden]

But the northern portion was destroyed by a space beam

[silent smelt]

1 year has passed

[hollow garden]

How would the power scaling be balanced though?

[hollow garden]

Real

The three planets would be
Fish mw
Bowistan
Servantine

[west path]

information amongst the MWs would be shared between the hosts

and a common consensus would be reached

[spring bison]

antlantian mw

[silent smelt]

current city sizes in austria

[silent smelt]

compared to our island home

[west path]

ok ive got enough of MC

i need to play tpmc...

[silent smelt]

american civil war

[spring bison]

the hell

[silent smelt]

pennsylvania avennue is an active warzone

[spring bison]

that early

[frank latch]

true

[noble cradle]

I think i might have figured out my population calculation thing

[silent smelt]

we could have stopped the count....

the confederates capture dc @west path

[west path]

WHAT

[silent smelt]

i dont think america is going to be very culturally diverse in this game

[west path]

SKULL

[noble cradle]

the badd timeline

[west path]

ok arkansan

[noble cradle]

its in my genes

[west path]

if they win shits gonna be crazy

[wild mason]

Wait hold tf on why is Missouri in the Confederacy and Kentucky

[west path]

wait how does it work

if the confederates win the civil war do they annex the US or just gain independence

[silent smelt]

by pop political strength

if you build rural stuff in missouri and kentucky

[noble cradle]

@west path are you good at math 🤔

[silent smelt]

it will gather landowners and slave masters

[west path]

probably not

[silent smelt]

and they consolidate power in that state

[west path]

i should update my map

[silent smelt]

and hence will support the pro-slavery movement

[noble cradle]

dang

[silent smelt]

and the civil war has 4 outcomes

[west path]

why is bro asking

[noble cradle]

I was going to ask you about my pop calculation formula

[west path]

i would have pinged @rose cape but hes probably dead already

but ok i can prolly

[silent smelt]

the usa can either be split in favour of one (2 outcomes)

or one side wins (2 outcomes)

[west path]

just tell me

😱

[silent smelt]

here it will most likely be a confederate victory

which doesnt mean slavery forever

but it will last till like 1865

[west path]

this probably isn't insanely complex

[west path]

also this would be pretty hard to make

since population growth relies on a shitton of variables

[noble cradle]

yes

[silent smelt]

the civil war was ended and the states were split in favour of the confederates, however this deal will benefit the northerners in the long term

and more states they colonize or steal will be free

[noble cradle]

however a general simplification for plebeians is what im going for

[frosty drum]

Texas will decide it all frfr

[noble cradle]

7 and 1000 are abitrary for now (and will change on era) but BF will probably represent biome factor and n is just a situational factor thatll probably be changed a little bit more complex

[west path]

what is m

[spring bison]

no

[spring bison]

the us is literally cooked

[west path]

this is a relatively simple equation

[noble cradle]

miles

[noble cradle]

yes

[silent smelt]

theyll get texas cali and the rest later on

[west path]

why are you using distance for population

[silent smelt]

theyre scripted to get the states

mexico doesnt have military tech

[noble cradle]

miles squared is size of a place

a larger area allows more people to be held , generally

[west path]

america doesnt feel like its gonna have a very strong game

[west path]

this is an oversimplification and probably shouldnt be included

[noble cradle]

a smaller more dense area can be played with with the n factor

[noble cradle]

true

[west path]

i would say like uhh

GDP

actually not

hmm

average individual income?

[silent smelt]

the brits landed in bejing

[west path]

n should be willingness to start a family

is exceptionally high in the medieval ages, begins decreasing in the victorian era

and grinds to a halt in the modern era

factor of industralization in the state

[noble cradle]

the gays

[west path]

what??

[silent smelt]

@spring bison actually mexico could be able to steam the us

[noble cradle]

the gay jewish latino martians

[west path]

no its because of the fact that it is too much of a financial burden to start a family

😭

[noble cradle]

they are stopping populationg growth

[west path]

WHAT

yeah this man is from the deep south

[stable kettle]

they're real I saw them

[silent smelt]

the bonarpatist movement is highly radical in france

[stable kettle]

they tried to gay me

trust

[west path]

arent you estonian

[silent smelt]

however, the govenrment doesnt have the means to enact the monarchy 👽

[west path]

this vic game is cooked

[noble cradle]

interesting

so a nyc city sized city would have about 1,641,228.6 people according to that

[silent smelt]

texas chose to become a free state

[noble cradle]

ignore the .6 people I think the other .4 of them got eaten

math works like that

[spring bison]

why the fuck does this always happen

[silent smelt]

the benelux deal didnt favour the belgians, large amount of land was ceded

[spring bison]

every time I look at france its an absolute monarchy

in almost every playthrough

[wild mason]

I think the U. S. Is just going to be home itself more spooky

Slowly

[spring bison]

the civil war faction has its own government 🤯

[quick locust]

took me a few hours

but im done

[wild mason]

With world 5 or the whole game

[quick locust]

finished world 4 now in starting at 5

3 more worlds to go

[wild mason]

World 5 is a huge difficulty spike

[quick locust]

before i can save the princess

[wild mason]

Be careful

[quick locust]

k

[silent smelt]

elections in france, the monarchist party won, with most interest groups within favouring the bonarpatists

[noble cradle]

5,744,300 with values adjusted to vaguely modern stuff compared to nyc irl 8.258 million people

this might not be accurate but its kinda fun to play with

[silent smelt]

the bonapartists couped the orleans king

however the nation is still a constitutional monarchy

[noble cradle]

napoleons name wasnt louis!

[wraith quarry]

a pop calculation formula is impossible

[noble cradle]

It was louise!

[silent smelt]

they currently have no legislative power due to the former king doing a bunch of tomfoolery

[noble cradle]

fish if he read:

[silent smelt]

the election winners didnt win the elections...

[west path]

is this continent fine or fried

[wraith quarry]

im not reading all the way down

i saw your message

and then replied

[noble cradle]

Obviously it is but its more of an approximation of a range

[west path]

oh wait i need to make it bigger

hmm

[wraith quarry]

for that you need HDI, GDP, geography, food production, education, immigration, emmigration, etc.

[noble cradle]

if i wanted to make it more accurate id make it more complex but for approximate values i think it works ok so far

or at least the calcs ive run with it

[wraith quarry]

a lot easier to just guess by the vibe of it lol

calculation with numbers is not possible to do accurately

[noble cradle]

fish if he could read

[silent smelt]

current polls suggest that the pro-slavery party will win the elections in the confederates

[wraith quarry]

have fun making it more complex

oh yeah i forgot

birth rates

[west path]

what do we think about this

[wraith quarry]

is a big factor

[noble cradle]

yes I am aware

arien

arien

alien(

alion

alienn

Alien

[wraith quarry]

i mean it's not even really possible to calculate GDP

[west path]

some of these metrics rely on existing population so 🪦

[wraith quarry]

because then you need values for commerce

[silent smelt]

bonaparte restored power in the parliament

[wild mason]

Wow who could have foreseen this

[noble cradle]

fish . if. he. could. read.

[noble cradle]

crazy

[wild mason]

8/10

[west path]

i mean you would probably have to make it more complex

[west path]

WHY IS BLUMI BLUE

DEMOCRAT

!!

[silent smelt]

election results are in

[noble cradle]

why does the island look like big island jr

[wraith quarry]

which unless you want to start doing deep dives into individual territories and their populations, economic situations and contributions, and external geopolitical factors

not accurate

[west path]

its smaller than my biggest continent

[noble cradle]

fish. if. he. could. read

[wild mason]

See when two islands love each other very much..

[wraith quarry]

me when i dont explain what i want you to read

[noble cradle]

wheres the daddy island

[west path]

this dumbass island

[west path]

Real..

this is meant to be an oceanic world so heres the ocean surrounding this land

i think im gonna make 1 more land cluster and leave it at thay

[noble cradle]

something I always forget about islands is that it looks more realistic if they somewhat fit in with a larger continent besides it (assuming its not volcanic or another thing, and just broke off), for example madagascar and east africa

[silent smelt]

the reactionary movement is radical in france

[noble cradle]

madagascar looks like it fits right onto east africa

[west path]

The uhh

plate tectonics in this mw are not real

they don't exist

[wraith quarry]

landmasses also tend to look nicer when they're all unique

and not just

random blobs

[west path]

where are the larger continents buddy

[silent smelt]

the reactionary movement mainly seeks racial and migration reforms

[stable kettle]

zoom out further

[silent smelt]

we shall see what napoleon will do about the movement

[wraith quarry]

give them distinct gulfs, peninsulas, river valleys, fjords, wetlands

[west path]

Hell

[wraith quarry]

island chains and barrier islands

[stable kettle]

more

[noble cradle]

real

[west path]

i physically cant

[noble cradle]

I hate plate tectonics

[wild mason]

Your mother is a river

[noble cradle]

so much

[stable kettle]

beyond the grey wall

[noble cradle]

its annoying

[wraith quarry]

whar

[west path]

we ARE

beyond the grey wall

the grey wall is actually beyond the ice wall irl

and this is what lies

beyond it

[stable kettle]

there must be more

[noble cradle]

actually

i think im going to make rpg!

[west path]

what

whar

[noble cradle]

I already have some world lore for it from another project

I can just recycle the map

https://tenor.com/view/minion-minions-huh-flying-floating-gif-22728681

[spring bison]

Jehovah

[wraith quarry]

?

[spring bison]

For Jehovah

[west path]

what did fish mean by this

[wraith quarry]

it's a video

[west path]

what did he recognize

i dont speak in ameriman

we dont have natural capsaicin producing plants in europe bud

theyre not native to here

[silent smelt]

confederates are on the brink of bankruptcy

[wraith quarry]

he just rubbed his eyes after touching the pepper seeds

[west path]

Moron

[wraith quarry]

this is also known as suicide

[west path]

but uhh

fixable

[west path]

i should try it sometime

[west path]

also how

it cant be that bad

[wraith quarry]

the carolina reaper

is the hottest

pepper

in the world

in the WORLD

everything on this earth

and this man

just rubbed

it

into his eyes

not the chili

but the seeds

the worst part of it

@west path 👽

[west path]

we do a bit of trolling

[west path]

Skill issue

hes probably fine

just dont be a skill issue

[west path]

is it hotter than takis

[frosty drum]

I dare you to rub the Carolina reaper pepper in your eyes then

[west path]

im not ameriman

[frosty drum]

The seeds

[west path]

they arent here

why would BoW say this

[west path]

@wraith quarry

[frosty drum]

I feel like this was made by chat gpt idk why

[west path]

@frank latch Constructeur de monde why would you say this

[spring bison]

World War 3 will be caused over a crisis in Nepal

mark my words

[wraith quarry]

he has been corrupted

he now believes in the polish world order

[west path]

by real life lore videos?

or monsieur z

[wraith quarry]

whats wrong with those

[wraith quarry]

bro have you seen his content for the last few years

that dude WENT OFF THE DEEPEND

[silent smelt]

@west path @wild mason time for a 10 year update

what do yall wish to know

[wild mason]

The fate of all alt history channels

[spring bison]

the only good communist is a dead communist

[wraith quarry]

possible history my beloved

[wraith quarry]

click bait thumbnail

[silent smelt]

starvation mapmode

[wild mason]

Status of U.S. vs Confederate.
What's happening in the Caucasian

[wraith quarry]

also bananam war plan

[west path]

thats a lot of red arrows.. i would be scared..

[west path]

REAL

[frank latch]

tbf every video he does turns into 1 of 3 things
an over simplification of events
everything is related to oil no matter what it is
a 50 minute video explaining something that could be explained in 10 minutes

[wraith quarry]

tbf oil is ridiculously important

the rest are valid

[silent smelt]

the confederates have made peace with the us in exchange for keeping the south enslaved, however economically and standard of living wise the north is doing better than the south, the south is at the brink of declaring bankruptcy
standard of living mapmode blow

[noble cradle]

yes i remember when 3 million Uyghurs said its jihad time and jihaded taiwan with their best friends the CCP

[silent smelt]

the greener the better

here is the starvation mapmode

[wild mason]

I'm thinking the US will probably look to recapture Virginia and Missouri of things keep going in this direction.

[noble cradle]

why are the mexicans starving. Are they stupid?

[west path]

https://youtu.be/a5Kj7MNarEA

[silent smelt]

yeah, the confederates are collapsing

[frank latch]

yea

[silent smelt]

did you just call the natives stupid??? 😱 😱 ~report

[frank latch]

it's 50 minutes explaining "the rest of Arabia is an uninhabitable desert wasteland"

[noble cradle]

makes sense fish listens to all at

[wraith quarry]

fair enough

[spring bison]

not enough starvation

there should be more in the south

[wild mason]

They could have focused on actually cool things like the mountainous rainforest on the southern coast of the Arabian peninsula

[wraith quarry]

though i do like learning about useless geopolitical stuff

[frank latch]

real

[wraith quarry]

@wild mason in Oman?

[wild mason]

Yes

[wraith quarry]

🙏

[wraith quarry]

so tiny

[wild mason]

That would have been a better video topic

[frank latch]

lol

[wraith quarry]

gobbless the holy trinity

[west path]

pray to the holy trinity

[wraith quarry]

🙏

[wild mason]

The world if Jarz gave the update on the Caucasus

[noble cradle]

fish if he spent all at time learning the geopolitical crisis between the latvian and lithuanian communities of Sjborvenberg and Altheimort and the Great Scam in the Tri-District elections in 1843:

[silent smelt]

oh

mb

[frank latch]

~bt

[hardy saffron]

@frank latch: I hope that Fishing will find time to think about the problems of the Latvian and Lithuanian communities in Skborvenberg and Altimart and the great fraud that happened to our community in 1843:

[wraith quarry]

i should learn about that

[silent smelt]

there isnt much happening in the caucacus, the russians are to this day fighting the insurgents

[wraith quarry]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lithuania–Poland_relations

[west path]

they are literally never going to stop

[spring bison]

when is ercan leading the armenian revolt

[wraith quarry]

this is the first thing i found

time to read

[west path]

dont forget the murders in Alzheimerville

[spring bison]

why are there significantly less armenians

[west path]

they add chechen but dont add kashubian

insane

[noble cradle]

WHAT DID YOU DO

[wraith quarry]

@west path Polish-Lithuanian relations are a snooze fest bro

"I like you"
"i hate you"
"i like you again"

[west path]

Sent into the indian section of the world

[noble cradle]

Has little bro never learned about Augustus I

[west path]

actually that might not be indian

i stupid

[silent smelt]

the next few years will be boring unless something happens

[west path]

kill his ass btw

[noble cradle]

ive been deported to arabiaa

[west path]

bozo

[silent smelt]

BREAKING NEWS THE LIBERAL MOVEMENT IS HIGHLY RADICAL IN THE UK AND A REVOLUTION MIGHT POSSIBLY BREAK OUT

THEY SEEK GUARANTEED LIBERTIES

[noble cradle]

uk if it got some bitches:

[balmy epoch]

that’s the language they speak in the Maldives

[silent smelt]

AND ELECTED BUREUCRATS

[west path]

the liberals are finally making their move

[balmy epoch]

what graphics do you have on

[frank latch]

simply a man enjoying the sunrise

[silent smelt]

THE UK IS WORKING ON ENACTING CENSORSHIP

[stable kettle]

what is this language, it looks martian

[silent smelt]

high, why?

[quick locust]

@wild mason i may have found an infinite 1 up glitch

[balmy epoch]

I was curious

[silent smelt]

AND OH MY GAWDDD REVOLUTION IN FRANCE

[wild mason]

Wow this is just like the real world

[wraith quarry]

polish-lithuanian relations during the 1930s ☠️

[frank latch]

@wild mason BOWLING BALL

[wraith quarry]

every tuesday

[silent smelt]

IT IS THE HOUSE OF ORLENS (PINK) VS THE HOUSE OF BONAPARTE (BLUE)

PLACE YOUR BETS ON THE WINNER NOW

[wraith quarry]

i win

[wild mason]

Bonaparte

[stable kettle]

Bonaparte 2024

[silent smelt]

BELGIUM AND THE NORTHENERS ARE SIDING WITH BONAPARTE

[hollow garden]

Orlens

[frank latch]

Bonaparte 2024. Make France Great Again!

[hollow garden]

All my homies love Orleans

[stable kettle]

All my homies hate Orleans

[wild mason]

How much is Victoria 3

[noble cradle]

kms

[silent smelt]

SWEDEN HAS ALSO SIDED WITH BONAPARTE

[silent smelt]

free

for a week

[hollow garden]

Which one is who

I'm stupid

[noble cradle]

a day and a half

[silent smelt]

normally its 50 euros

and on sale for 25 now

[spring bison]

this is extremely realistic

thats what the current government is doing btw

[silent smelt]

the house of bonaparte is working on ebolishing wealth voting whilst in a civil war

[stable kettle]

that's my king

[wild mason]

How much is Victoria 3 all DLC

[silent smelt]

the first battle commences

[silent smelt]

90 euros i think

50 now during sale

the battle ends in a bonarpatist victory

[stable kettle]

W

[silent smelt]

another huge victory for bonaparte

THE BONARPATISTS NOW HAVE AUTOCRACY, HOWEVER WILL THIS LAST FOR LONG?

both belgium and the us quit the revolution

it might be joever for bonaparte

ANOTHER UPRISING

[noble cradle]

victoria 3 if it didnt make what should be a base game feature half the base game price:

[silent smelt]

THE HUNGARIAN UPRISING LED BY RAKOCZI