#🎲game-room
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abandon all of my territories but the trade port and join as Great Turkiyye
Yeah i already check those boxes
Guarda claims that
let me just turn the rest of my land into turkiye
Your outpost is an honorary member (idk if this should be made canon or not)
like fully
yeah but i uhh
Well actualllyyy
and you're not really able to supply it anymore
@frosty drum opinion on Guarda (linzia) being on the peninsula
they abandoned the name Linzia
(I railroaded it)
i own it
BoW
i literally
Made it self sufficient
Etrue
and guarda only claims it not owns it
im fairly certain there was some old ass treaty that protects the trade port as maizani
So couldn’t it declare independence from both guarda and maizan
but you can't defend or benefit from it
so
it's basically Guardian now
New dorak nation just dropped chat
no because i determine the elections
They pay money so i campaign for them
🧠
i should snake my way there
i have princes to do this 😈
and i've already done a similar thing with Serrelka
oh wait
i forgor
i took a break from bowistan
e
i should extend it to be permanent because ive already stated my reasons
Hello white name
as to why
parfum rankist arc
e
we're so back
f
this will also let me focus on qeva mw and another project i wanna cook up
i will need to learn krita for it though because i plan for 5 morbillion overlays
Warzone
better idea
you Bow to me
i have a trade post
This means that i can still go to it
it is owned by guarda
in theory
whilst i also try to debate the bay alliance actually going against me
your navy is inferior though
(i think its fucking nonsense)
they claim it BoW says
They're only against it because of your interests through Guarda
Guarda is also peaceful now
so as long as you back away from the bay alliance
they should do the same
anyway qevie i think you have more pressing matters
@marsh lance do you also remember an old ass agreement where we agreed that you'll defend the trade port or something idk i forgot
The solution is 5 million camels
also im fairly certain their army is cooked
those advances were made by avoiding defenses and making rapid gains across basically undeveloped sand dunes
I dont think they'll be able to go through open desert
and i have a reason to defend this land
Bananam claims it
@frank latch How good is Skollars Military
Misinformation
an opportunity to access the coast through war is still a pressing matter
i rember it though
Wrong
proof btw
like it was something that vogalia defends it but isnt obligated to protect any other part of maizan
i forgo
I tried to ping you to verify it
but it's clear Bananam didn't care whether or you approved or not
Does he not know about the free sharikhist dorak band
Misinformation
so
nope
Literally the force that keeps my ownership of the area actually being enforced @frank latch
what are THEY DOING
why did they just let guarda claim it
Idk
but I will say the populous and lords there swear fealty to Maizan
not Guarda
ok so its still under my control
👽
so like
he doesnt actually own it
at all
@frank latch Bowwwwwwww
essentially lol
but they're technically part of Guarda cus of their claims
(this is so confusing bro)
btw
the only reason it remained his Guarda's color is cus I forgot that it existed...
guarda could pressure them into surrender
there are a few other areas you forgot post divorce
yep
oh wait
(Imma retcon that they're Guardian military outposts and barracks given to Linzia during the union)
NPC Maizan will take them back
bow try not to justify the shitty divorce 😭 🙏
in the name of Rasuph 🔥
to maizan
?
what
this was never the case
??
they were part of mainland maizan
real
the rebels havent been expunged
Pat never dealt with them
I gave them so many hints too 😭
also fake because i was never informed of this
But why do they still remain
nor did i ever give them any concessions
because you never dealt with them
their defenses were never broken and your armies basically just ignored them
@marsh lance new country to join the dorak confederation
🤑
they are just chilling
fr
they've given up their cause to the Grestan House
REAL
whats happening
and are basically unable to strike offensively
they are now swiss
or really defend themselves either
so they're just kinda
there
now i need to figure out how tf klezman managed his map overlays
@marsh lance if you dont want lichtenstein just ask them nicely to surrender
because i can no longer rely on rough coasts because they're unrealistic
fr
@frank latch can i just like, send 20 dudes here out of session
This is not a significant hurdle
20 wouldn't be enough ngl...
Noo
leave liechtenstein
You need to complete the transition to switzerland
an army would easily crush them
but they number in the hundreds without many defenses, weapons or supplies
so
either ask them to surrender
let them chill
or crush them
ask surrender or let them chill are the only correct options
I just thought of something
@frank latch when is this nation getting added to complete the bay alliance
pixel
@frank latch also when is this happening
for higher quality
They're the love child of these 2
no way they are texas 2
so idk
with heavy influence from their religious uncle
real
should i leak what im trying to make
christmas arguments go crazy
REAL
wait
the north is america?
@frank latch Mr BoW
unreal
also asia
@west path Poland should celebrate Thanksgiving
these are the american mongols
hell naw bruh
im preventing them from existing
Camel archers vs horse archers, whos winning?
horse
can they move fast on sand
green = europe, blue = asia, red = americas, purple = africa
Can i just ask them to surrender, i don’t see why they wish to keep going unless they think they can govern better than the now dead Grëstans they served
real
(Imma not lie, this is kind of accurate)
real
qevie and banan are north africans
they believe they can exist equally with the Vogalians
blumi is saharan
I'm ottoman
nolt and fakher are sub saharan
Hm I agree with this
But why not join us, they would be depriving themselves
wtf is the bay because it has mediterranean climate i think
blumi is north african
almost like africa borders the mediterranean
thats crazy
your ass is not european
you are literally celebrating thanksgiving
Please leave
They don't entirely agree with the monarchy and wish to entirely rely on faith from the Soleianist church (they're the vatican fr)
we're deporting you
yeah but the entire bay is in africa
which is inaccurate
@west path do you still accept me if I come to maizan
europe got deported
proof?
nuke everyone else first
(Their beliefs align more with the self serving feudal houses than soleianism if thats how they think)
Why is purple Africa
No
this is the new mediterranean
idk mane these guys might not actually wanna side with the revolters
they just wanna do their own thing
Yep im quitting the mapwar its shit
What do we call the bay near brzykna
counter argument:
the northern sea
thats lake chad but on open seas
that's... just kinda it
that is madagascar and mainland
REAL
Ok...
real
Why is it Africa though
You're the British btw
giant dessert
When is the next session? I’m hoping to finally be able to do something
@frank latch Make my nation enter into the void
The revolt was part of the feudal house Grësta for not being picked to rule (because they were found to be shit rulers and they got angy)
i cant live in a world where poland is british
Sunday
Please cleanse my soul
They go to fight god
real
Freddy fazbear with the fazomatic?
Epic, I may actually be able to show up and get stuff
this fails
and they fall into the anti-void
(Earth)
they immediately overthrow Saudi Arabia
cray zee
Fazbullets
vatican 🙏
real
@wild mason reference
Would Freddy Fazbear shaped bullets be more or less effective then regular bullets
less
Im swissified
congratulations on your transition to becoming swiss
would also likely not be as effective in terms of lethality because the projectile would not be as strong
I mean
if you shot them point blank
it would shatter
they would still kill you
and because they're freddy fazbear themed
you get sent to fazheaven
that's kind of the same thing as saying
"if I threw him into the wood chipper"
GAAAHH my territory.. it will never be the same
would he turn into wood chips?
yeah
no kidding it'd kill him
A huge GREEN speck on my country
Hi Patty
no
Liechtenstein
just tomato sauce
they will go to war to protect your nation and come back with 1 more soldier than they went in with
served well on pizza
😋
Hiii
TRUE
I will make this canon
you should make it 4 more soldiers to not get DMCA'd by irl liechtenstein
Hru
Im okay hbu unc
I'd win
(It was 4 irl)
If i am not mistaken
no
it was one
in reality it was like an officer or some more significant rank who just escorted the Liches back
Im not an unc vro....
Im good..
@frank latch let the Soletian City (real) live under vassalization of the monarchy, move the religious authorities to that city 🤫
I like the random "The German Confederation dissolved in 1866"
like...
relevance?
wait the new grg update might be goated
How old even are you.....calling me unc....
The farmer caused this
real
What
Man maizan should have kept south serrelka. The German Confederation dissolved in 1866.
~bt
@frank latch: Masanta's forces move south towards Srilaka. The German Confederation was dissolved in 1866.
oh yeah i forgot to use my "I think. The idea is very novel."
it's canon now
Btw keep this in the back of your head, this is an actual action for next session (unless you wanna make it now 😻🥰❤️❤️😻)
its "bluh" "me" istg
LIECHTENSTEIN LIVES
I mean
I don't really have to change anything lol
they stay the same color and everything
I can change their color if you want
Etrue
its blu mi
btw
i say it like that
that might just be my slavic pronunciation rearing its ugly head
Uhh make the city dot light yellow or smth
Bowistan will be so goated when BoW introduces specialized cities
This city will now be my RELIGIOUS center
when did they add income and expenses to grg
A while back
grg?
gerg is how I pronounce that btw
See look chat, i was generous and saw the lore potential, so the Soletians get to live
Generic Roleplay Gaem
Gaem
@marsh lance does that system even do anything or is it cosmetic
Uhh it does smth i barely played that game
@marsh lance how do I deal with brzykna breathinh down my neck
(Back in my day i was a farm rat)
You settle in Vogalia and finally write about ir 🤯
anyway
The Holy City of Soletia was just raided and burnt down by vikings
casualties range between 5 thousand - 7 thousand.
peculiar
But..but im leading a rebellion
ok it literally just counts
how much money you make
sob
,roll 20
:game_die: You rolled 13
Now i reclaim it to rebuild the city, (i never give it back /j keep them)
I sensed the troll
Btw in my journal
How many pages have I written
What does this mean
About me travels
@frank latch what did you do with non player characters
1
you forgot you're illiterate
Oh so he’s a country player now
You said Im literate
😂
ik
ws trolling
😔
Belemin is the new rizia confirm
this is why im turning non ruler next session
wait
I just realized that Belemin is waging a war against the country they used control...
traversing bowingstan as a broke ass traveler 🙏 truly remarkable experience
Bro......
Evila
you died of influenza
How did lebron get it, and why did belemin lose it
,roll 20 use the cross to revive
:game_die: You rolled 7
Bro..
,roll 20 use the crescent to revive me
:game_die: You rolled 10
,roll 20 Rasuph blesses you
:game_die: You rolled 5
(Sharikh saves all
cursed
Why you js hating 
Nope
i never asked for it
i got revived by sharikh anyway
I got BANNED
None
it would be interesting for non rulers to be more than just random ass traveler
cus bro wanted to join so I let him (worst mistake in Bowistan history)
and he didn't feel like starting his own nation cus he was lazy and took Aegis
he didn't have one
Being a vogalian housewife:
Maybe if non-ruler players did something like... invent a new medicine... or like... be famous philosophers that turns their lineage rich and ascends them to nobility...
I was planning on opening an institute which focuses on science........
But then things happen and uhhh
Yes
Consider that women are treated more fairly than other countries, and are now canonically the preferred gender in leadership
no maizan is committing ottoman things
such as
collapsing
and imploding
YAYYYY
I blame you btw
For everything
@marsh lance pata what should I do in bowistan 😔
I guess
Rebellion
what did i do to vro
Retake your rightful aegis
you would have died of smallpox if you didnt get help from maizan bro 😭
Brzykna will invade me..
Nothing im joke
Evil amaz btw
Fr
is this northern politics
When can I come to Vogalia
its all peace and hugs but everyone just unanimously hates amaz
Yes
NOW (if you like)
Yeah he stinks
it's just Bowistan politics
Thats more dorakian politics, we are more peaceful than the rest of those bay barbarians
everyone unaimously hates amaz (except bananam)
W
but let's be honest
Bananam ain' going very far
L bannanaan
banan will implode because of this
im already killing him
Evil hate
@marsh lance when can I join yall alliance
Why is bow being so mean to banam critter
I should kill him next session and then leave bowingstan
🙏
Do you live on dorak peninsula
????
Lebron strats
No 😔
@frank latch show me rizia on dorak
Bow pls make me literate

?
Where is it
misinformation, further evidence that this chat is bad
Where is belemin
shaking my smh
He said he is here
South of bryzkna
you are
I was joking
proof?
smh my smh
So how many pages did I write
*smsmh
like 182
Literally @frank latch
lebron:
Not a SINGLE one on Vogalia…
i’m gonna spend this whole week playing the half life series
Soon pata i promise pls
finish half life 1
or else youre bad
Which countries did I include
i’m gonna play 1 first
Evil btw
@west path why do you hate brzykna...
i need to play half life 3 too
Everyone does
all of my allies:
no proof
Forced alliance btw
thus
real
this is fake
Show us your allies
nope
@rose cape Is it only guarda
i actually have half life 3
Nope
this is true i saw honey bees pc
@marsh lance
the non-puppets at least
Brzykna allies and puppets
CRAZT
my allies are imperialists aswell
What is it
Dont say that about my beloved apathi…
They are good critters
Apathi and sofferi ❤️
My GOATS!
imperialist doesnt mean not good
should i install NiGHTS on the laptop i use for school and play it during downtime
3
4
2
no, playing games in class is evil
🤓
Militarist rizia
half life 3 is going to be lost to time because the needed tester will never be able to test it
Brzykna, Walstun, Adika, Delaria, Skollarz, Vogalia, Maizan, The Kiadi Kingdom, Nordia, Guardia (then Linzia), Aegis.
@marsh lance see
Wait he actually made a page on me?
@prime compass show
@prime compass show me pal
How could I forget you 😔
bro's cooked
all 186 pages
Uh
I complimented your universaties and stuff
universes
UNIVERSES
Dang
Brzykna holding out on some unknown technologies
@rose cape you cant complain about gunpowder no mo
aegis more like aigis
?
this was pretty unfunny ngl...
Uh
"Very woman Supporter kingdom"
you're getting shot by a robot
kind of like Aegis
😂
You should....give it to me
why does pat keep leeching off of me
wdym?
~bt
Why do YOU keep leeching off of pat
@frank latch: Pete, why are you making fun of me?
yeah Pete
why
other way around
Where tf is Kiadi btw
Nope
Oh my gracious good
YOU, my friend, are the one leeching
am i high or how is that flower flying
He is holding by a string
Which class is peak? (MTC4)
3
5
2
Infantry
🔵
guys this is insane
@frank latch is he lying…
@wild mason your artistic talent really shines through here
I dont rember pata
The war has taken a toll on me 😔
Ereal
This is what it was
And now Brzykna and Aegis..
it looks purple to me
I did a question in economics
which organization controls monetary policy of the United States?
I decided to choose The Federal Open Market Committee
I wasn't sure so I googled, and it told me "The Federal Reserve Banks"
so I chose that
The next assignment I gotta look up sources about the Federal Reserve and this source straight up tells me the answer 😭
I
it must be the texture not loading
Wow
btw
the answer google provided was wrong
my first guess was correct
why did bro say the federal open market committee 💀
that was the correct answer bruv
smartest
they only control open market operations 🤫
(They don't)
also the fomc is part of the fed anyway
yes...
but they have no control over the discount rate
@frank latch do you think that at a point in Vogalian history a dude will dress up as a woman to get the throne
~bt
@frank latch: <@954103652941955111
wh-
“The house of Hōlmea will last forever!”
No brother, we just had 5 male heirs be born in all branches of the family! 😂😂😂
😂😂
which means to say that they alone would have control of monetary policy would be inaccurate
though they play a part in it
I cant decide if this should be canon or not so its up to bow
I will be that guy
Craz
well
that was the answer
and I would have gotten it right if I didn't cheat
☠️ ☠️ ☠️ ☠️ 😭
moral of the story: don't cheat
moral of the story: go to a better school
@marsh lance Hello Grunda Holmea. It is me, Rasuph. Please send me 5,000,000 Imperial marks to free me from Linzian prison and reclaim Maizan. We must overthrow the evil Gilded Blades Regime! 💅💅💅💅🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏
not enough emojis to be convincing
is it enough now
it's joever
Tf you mean low effort
Kleza hi hi
i can
Hi kleza
but moderate a Reddit sub?
crazy
hii belemin
Hru
I'm so sorry for his life
That he got to this point
This geek moderates a sub about imaginary map
Like not only is he a Reddit mod
He is a weirdo
He should just end it all tbh
The world would be better without him
@hollow bobcat would you live here? https://vi.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thanh_Hóa
Thanh Hóa là tỉnh ven biển cực bắc vùng Bắc Trung Bộ, miền Trung của Việt Nam. Tỉnh lỵ của tỉnh là thành phố Thanh Hóa.
Thanh Hóa là 1 trong những trung tâm của vùng Bắc Trung Bộ và cả nước về công nghiệp năng lượng và chế biến, chế tạo; nông nghiệp giá trị gia tăng cao; dịch vụ logistic, du lịch, giáo dục và đào tạo, y tế chuyên sâu và văn hoá...
this is in the Walrussian language
the solution
@marsh lance Hello Grunda Holmea. It is me, Rasuph. Please send me 5,000,000 Imperial marks to free me from Linzian prison and reclaim Maizan. We must overthrow the evil Gilded Blades Regime! 💅💅💅💅🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏 🌙 🌙 🌙 🌙 🌙 🌙 🌙 🌙 🌙 🌙 👑 👑 👑 👑 👑 👑 👑 👑 👑 👑 👑 👑 👑 😇 😇 😇 😇 😇 😇 😇 😇 😇 😇 😇 😇
nope
this is wrong
Blessed be Buc’ee
Hello Grunda Holmea 💅 . It is me, Rasuph
. Please 🙏 send me 5,000,000 Imperial marks
to free me ⛓️💥 from Linzian prison ⛓️ and reclaim Maizan
. We must overthrow
the evil Gilded Blades Regime
!
that's how u do it
"The Federal Open Market Committee (FOMC), which is the part of the Federal Reserve that sets monetary policy"
-Federal Reserve Bank of Cleveland
apparently we need a better Federal Reserve cus they can't even get their facts straight
what was this map meant to convey
also where tf did you learn to put those overlays down
almost like there are multiple parts to the system
which is why it is easier to say that the federal reserve as a whole sets the monetary policy
since all 3 fall under it
so now go out into the world and destroy the florida school system
doesn't change the fact the FOMC sets monetary policy
ok but there are other parts of the federal reserve which also control monetary policy
true
can we agree we were both partially correct and call it even?
If BoW doesnt do this, can i?
Server disconnected
yes
can we destroy the florida school system though
REAL
@rose cape: Now go to the villages and destroy the Florida school system.
the villages
what ocean colour
whos winning
i plan the mpa to be somewhat tropical so im leaning towards the right color
(it just looks silly)
Left but the right one is a good color for reefs
joe
wrong
use both
why not both
joe mama 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
aint no way
who’s joe
should I remove this guys event crew role
see above
now i need to figure out how to store it in rgb because i am barely experienced at using krita
every day toast gets closer to becoming orange

wrong
Look at the black sea
not rgb
use gimp
well actually rgb
this lake doesnt exist anymore
It isn't a lake anymore
its true i ate it
what
why
which lake
i needed to prove that seas and oceans are soups
Freshwater
why did blumi alien me
am I a soup
how did i not know this
city 17 map war
almost like there is a small opening that used to be closed which connects the black sea to the mediterranean
how
you have water in your organism
is the game room population getting smaller or is it just me
true...
i misread this
stop
oil john being banned
what did i do
never unban
free froh
maybe
who wants this
is toast trolling?
its just you ngl
its still pretty alive
yeah
ok
why did nso fall off the deep end :(
This means that, because in theory, soup is just water with additional toppings of chunks of food
You are soup
@hardy edge when are you unbanning beer from worldbox
i drank some last ngiht
hmmmmmmm
doesnt soup have to be hot though?
karl beer
I guess we do have a natural temp of 97f anyways
whats that
you are drinking a soup
/eating
why is skibidi toilet in half life
gmod as well
bro got hit like 5 times in a matter of a minute
how did the solids pass through
hell yeah
There are also rivers under the black sea
this is neat, didnt know it was that deep either
Well the old places rivers used to be
there are erivers under the med
When it was a lake
i would do this but without the straw
it removes the flavor
how is this possible?
blumi when are you becoming a geologist
glaciers
and the fact that they melted
there was less water before
i wanted to be one when i was like 5
its too laye
meaning that the mediterranean ate some rivers
ive changed
blumi is now a professional rat rights activist
As jarz would say, Banam strats
true
chat does this wallpaper make me a sigma?
no but this one would
@rose cape is this true
You live in 1914 so i need confirmation
like and subscribe if you understood
Do you consider Lake Michigan-Huron one lake
no theres pretty clear divides in its flow
Some people say they are one lake
yes
yeah theyre one lake
I dont see enough of a land divide to classify them as 2
georgian bay should be lake of georgia
What mazurian lakes taught me is "that shit is one lake until you cant reach it by boat" and im fairly certain you could kayak through that strait in michigan
Everything should be georgian
@rose cape do you think this should be renamed to Georgian Empire
I mean a georgian ruled it so...
it's 6km wide
REAL
there's a bridge
This is also how we scapegoat the georgians to be the reason for all of eastern europes problems btw
which stops the boats from being too tall
The great lakes system is way larger
I can still kayak through
If you include the canadian ones
that shit is one lake buddy
@wild mason opinion on the baltic gradually turning into a freshwater water source
too little salt exchange between north sea and it
and the water evaporationing causes the salinity levels to drop
had a whole ass lesson on it in geography class
Uhh
💀
Russian Warplans just dropped
real
yeah i think thats a tiny bit
oh thats crazy some of it is already fresh water
curious
Who proposed this
seven grams per kg
finally we can bring back doggerland
but
thats a dutch way of going about it
Are you really gonna let us do a netherlands reference
@weak parcel is this true?
Aliens in the baltic sea
our salinity is being carried by the areas near denmark
That is why we should close off the baltic from the north sea so we can turn it fully freshwater
real
truth
baltic sea more like baltic lake
black sea 😱
cooked
@rose cape is this true
why are you not properly giving salt to the soup
its losing its flavor bruh
actual lake
it's the british style
this is what happens when you let the british navy go to your soup
this is actually insane ngl
but it’s probably a natural feature
estonia isn’t real
i dont do canals
Thats for the russians
to pipe in water for their grand agricultural projects
and kill off the Aral sea
it deserved it probably
@balmy epoch when are you draining finland and sweden into the baltic sea to make it fresh
we need to increase the land area of the source of the problem
(denmark)
just make a dam
why does amaz have an accurate nickname
someone changed it from Shaitan
Rasuph and grunda arranged marriage when
Merge maizan and vogalia
HI KLEZNA
yes
instead of mega mw i’m hosting a half life mw
thats the dutch way hell naw
We are going to physically remove that water and relocate it to florida
to bring back the everglades
as for the salt? Yeah we're just gonna send it over to croatia
they like sea salt
who
who asked
universaties
Universities
die
ok
KLEZNAM WHAT THE FUCK
He crashed out
Wild
okay...
that's just crazy
definitely the wildest thing you've ever said
I’ve heard some wild things here but that’s high on the list
Thamior
your Empire
blawg the everglades are dying
don't you guys want the everglades to come back?
Oh yeah I frogot
and your plan is to dump a bunch of salt water on top of it 😭
#🛡public-moderation-logs message THE WORLDBOX DEEP STATE GOT JARZ
UK national "economy"
i was there 😔
proof of the illuminati
i watched it happen
Alpha is a silly guy
the worldbox deep state
I’ve known it since Manneva
my bad guys
what did he do

bro literally ratted him out
☠️
moderation decisions are final
no
i said we dump the water to the everglades
and the salt to croatia
which implies the separation of both
so why do ban appeals exist
to whine into
professional yapmaster strat
@rose cape what did you guys "misuse" the channels for?
yapology
@hardy edge why do you hate people with adhd
i dont
If you appeal to eyes ego well enough you get back in
proof?
@hardy edge Why did you build this
THEY GONNA SHOOT ONE OF US NEXT
SPLIT UP
I mean...
he did false report
classic wb administration being an replica of the US supreme court
jarz literally tried false reporting amaz
that mute is justified
not sure what bro is doing tbh
disperse

