🎲game-room

[void axle]

Maybe

[west path]

if the land doesnt suit you

then terraform it

🤯

[void axle]

The books happened whenever Scott smoked

[frank latch]

I haven't found areas suitable enough to entirely terraform it to my will

mainly cus minecraft generation sucks

majorly

[void axle]

Quit the game and never look back

[frank latch]

...

[west path]

whar

[frank latch]

no?

[west path]

hiw

how

how are you picky on spots to terraform

[frank latch]

well
I either have to remove an entire mountain or the surrounding location isn't that great

[west path]

YOU TURN THE LAND INTO SOMETHING YOU FEEL IS APPROPRIATE TO DEVELOP

😭😭

[west path]

yes

[frank latch]

that too much work my man

[west path]

you should be going through that effort if you want what your build is

looking for

[frank latch]

I only got diamond gear with basic enchants

[wraith quarry]

listen bow

[frank latch]

non

[west path]

youre not finding what youre gonna search for if youre that picky

[wraith quarry]

it's your god given right to destroy the landscape

[west path]

either terraform or be more lenient

[wraith quarry]

to destroy the environment

to enslave villagers

[west path]

Gawdbless america

[wraith quarry]

european rivers:

also yeah

[frank latch]

I think my parameters are pretty lenient
it's just the generation sucks

[spring bison]

added some changes

[wraith quarry]

europeans can't say anything about us destroying the environment

yall erradicated europe

[west path]

youre ignoring the fact that most of our rivers arent actually terrible its mostly the major ones

[wraith quarry]

that...

fixes nothing

[west path]

The Oder is fine

[wraith quarry]

and is also

not very true

[west path]

the Vistula is fine

Most of pomerania is fine

[wraith quarry]

no

[west path]

excluding a few creeks

[wraith quarry]

the vistula was absolutely eviscerated

[west path]

ive been to the vistula little bro

[wraith quarry]

i've seen it on google maps

[west path]

Wyschła is real

[wraith quarry]

ik what natural rivers look like

[west path]

but no

The vistula is good

[wraith quarry]

yeah Oder is ruined as well

you can even see the scars of old oxbow lakes and river bends from before it was massacred 😭

[west path]

True

but i live 15 minutes away from a really nice natural river so im not complaining

[west path]

no it does not dry up

in the dry months

it never dries up

[wraith quarry]

but yeah
natural rivers arent smooth

they bend

a lot

[west path]

I think the solution

[frank latch]

My paramters are:

1. Must exist in a jungle, forest or plains (or a mix of)
2. Have defining features such as, a disconnected island or peninsula and a river or bay.
3. Face westward over a warm or lukewarm ocean with minimal beach or stony shores.
4. Have at least one of these features. An ocean monument, village or pillager outpost near by (specifically the pillager outpost)
5. Surrounding be WITHOUT desert or savanna of any kind.
6. the area be mostly flat with minimal hills or mountains, especially along the shores.

seems really simple ngl

[west path]

destroy all dams and go all in on nuclear power

[wraith quarry]

okay

[west path]

If our reactors fail

[wraith quarry]

parts of the northern vistula (northern as in north upstream)

are okay

[west path]

WELL THEN UHH THERES NO ONE LEFT TO COMPLAIN

[wraith quarry]

or

just better

parts of the river upstream are better

[west path]

theyre ok but they still can dry up

Ive seen the vistula when its dried up and it gets royally cooked

[wraith quarry]

this isnt ideal but it's decent

[west path]

deadass no flowing water its all little puddles

[west path]

THIS is the dried up vistula

it is not good

[wraith quarry]

it's still flowing

[west path]

yeah

but its dried up

if we get humid seasons though

the vistula can get deep enough to hold several large vessels

[wraith quarry]

the river gets really bad north of Włocławek

[west path]

i saw a pretty large yacht-like ferry

to ferry you from one side of the vistula to the other because the river was like

2km wide

[wraith quarry]

this

this is bad

[west path]

?

[west path]

what

show

[wraith quarry]

look how defined that channel is

[brittle gust]

Why

[wraith quarry]

a natural river doesnt do that

[west path]

yeah because thats a small runoff

the main river flows elsewhere i think

i forgor actually

[spring bison]

I think I nerfed this region abit too much

[wraith quarry]

no

it's the main river

[balmy epoch]

guess the game

[west path]

i think it turns into that small channel and then flows back out again

[wraith quarry]

it's just been dugout into a single channel

this is a natural river

some random place in russia

in sibera

[frank latch]

Like
this is all I need

why is this so hard

[spring bison]

anyways should they become an empire again

tbh its abit too late for that tbh

the world is just catching up to the 1800's

[wraith quarry]

so sad

[west path]

go north up when it leaves that small channel

[wraith quarry]

yeah this is like right next to the ocean

[west path]

it gets good after that i think

[west path]

cooked

hold on a moment

[wraith quarry]

european rivers 😔

[frank latch]

@west path this is easy
right?

[wraith quarry]

tho ngl

vistula

isnt nearly

as bad

as the rhine

ooh baby

the rhine is awful

look how they massacred it

this boys is what a literal millenia of human intervention looks like

[west path]

yeah its cooked

[west path]

what was bro expecting though

rivers are kinda important for civilization

also why are you the one complaining the US is a cesspit of industrial pollution

youve just had less time to massacre your rivers

😭

[west path]

Nay

minecraft worldgen is the reason

[wraith quarry]

also

even our rivers have the scars

like

i can see in Florida's biggest river evidence of straigthening and widening a channel

but

it's nowhere nearly as bad

[west path]

This is absolutely COOKED

the vistula is meant to have a defined river delta

but shit is just missing

[wraith quarry]

it does have some outflows

but

they're straigthened rivers as well

[west path]

no my brother in christ

It is meant to be a river delta

[void axle]

What happened to the Rhine?

[west path]

A full fucking river delta

not even a small one

but its massacred

COOKED by the dams weve put up

[wraith quarry]

a millenia of human intervention

[west path]

@wraith quarry Poland will soon open up nuclear power

Amen

[wraith quarry]

sadly

[west path]

i am a diehard supporter of nuclear power

[wraith quarry]

if you think the vistula is bad

[west path]

it is peak it is goated

[wraith quarry]

wait until you learn about... the everglades

[void axle]

I am a diehard supporter of nukes

[wraith quarry]

oh my god we destroyed the everglades

they're a literal shadow of their former self

[west path]

just dont defund the sector for 50 fucking years like france

Resulting in most of your reactors being close to failing

😭

[west path]

what

show old everglades vs current

[void axle]

No way, not being stupid results in good things?

[wraith quarry]

the issue

is the draining happened in the 30s and 50s

[west path]

WHAT

how did peak america fumble like that

How

[wraith quarry]

@west path literally all of miami used to be everglades brw

as well as everything south of lake okeechobee

[west path]

oh yeah i gotta eep soon

school tmrw

[west path]

i wanna see a map of old everglades

[rose forge]

cause people thought way back then
damn this wetland would be a great spot to turn into a beach resort area

[rose forge]

and so they did

they turned the wetland into that

[west path]

Active fumble

[rose forge]

and now flordia be flordia

[rose forge]

rich people activities

making stupid stuff happen no matter how costly

[west path]

True

[wraith quarry]

let me find

best i could find

[west path]

i still hate the soviets for destroying the aral sea

[void axle]

That’s why you hate the Soviets?

[west path]

GUH

[void axle]

Not any other reason?

[wraith quarry]

today

[west path]

uhh

no thats only one of the reasons

[rose forge]

the environmental impacts soviets have is just wow

[west path]

im polish i have like 35 others

[wraith quarry]

not to mention the amount of roads we put through the everglades

[void axle]

Oh ok good

[wraith quarry]

the amount of dykes, and drainage canals we built

[west path]

@wraith quarry opinion?

[void axle]

I hate those fuckers that try to justify the Great Purge

[wraith quarry]

levies, flood gates

[wraith quarry]

average soviet activities

[west path]

This is why Moskva will dominate the world in 5 years

[wraith quarry]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u6mUN3FDsOs&t=105s

[west path]

Theyre the ones that know how to exploit and kill the environment the fastest

[wraith quarry]

you can watch this if you want to learn the true extent

later

since ik u wanna eep

[west path]

Ok

I eep

[void axle]

Imagine sleeping

[frosty drum]

https://tenor.com/view/five-nights-at-freddys-fnaf-fnaf4-flashlight-looking-around-gif-27526132

[void axle]

It’s been so long

[frosty drum]

Since the last I've seen my son

[void axle]

Lost to this monster

[frosty drum]

To the Man Behind The Slaughter

[spring bison]

new era

Age of Revolutions is dismantling more and more Eastern monarchies

[marsh lance]

I wish i could pet a baikal seal

https://tenor.com/view/baikal-seal-flowers-spinning-gif-17328553186459094443

But i know i cant

It not allow

[spring bison]

ok bro

rate the map

btw

[marsh lance]

Does it have baikal seals

[spring bison]

on the western sea probably

[marsh lance]

PEAK

80/10

[spring bison]

oh and Dornburg became a constitutional monarchy

[frosty drum]

@marsh lance Hello Pat

[balmy epoch]

@noble cradle remove the moon it’s satanic

[frosty drum]

Add a sun with clouds instead frfr

[marsh lance]

hellooo

[marsh lance]

the peak of all peaks

[vital latch]

pat is a dragon now?

[marsh lance]

ITS BEEN A WHILE NOW 😭

[hollow bobcat]

pat is a dragon now?

[midnight ocean]

@pine copper are you the main character in this game

[pine copper]

How much do you think I weigh?? I can’t compete with the big leagues

[midnight ocean]

You weigh as much as your xp

[pine copper]

I’m not even in the top 3 unfortunately

[midnight ocean]

I know but eye is offline so I couldn’t ping him and your still a super pumpkin and therefore fat

[pine copper]

See if they add more ranks maybe I could become top 3

[midnight ocean]

@wild mason btw is it pronounced blue-me or bluh-me

[heavy hornet]

I pronounce it as bluhh mm e

[radiant oyster]

I pronounce it bloom - ee

[vital latch]

their discord nickname for me is "blue" for some reason

forgot why

[balmy epoch]

I always say blue me

[rose cape]

,roll 20 expand into central everglades

[haughty inlet]

amazting

:game_die: You rolled 5

[rose cape]

,roll 20 reroll

[haughty inlet]

amazting

:game_die: You rolled 19

[rose cape]

yess

[queen hemlock]

,roll 100

[haughty inlet]

pit_v1per

:game_die: You rolled 34

[queen hemlock]

,roll 10000

[haughty inlet]

pit_v1per

:game_die: You rolled 5472

[rose cape]

,roll 100000

[haughty inlet]

amazting

:game_die: You rolled 57901

[midnight ocean]

Every sane person does but cosmic doesn’t

[queen hemlock]

True

[rose cape]

@vital latch 👽

[pine copper]

Cosmic isn’t sane Tbf

[prime compass]

,roll 20000

[haughty inlet]

belemin_

:game_die: You rolled 14004

[rose cape]

bow can you actually name this 👽

[rose cape]

chat is this real?

[rose cape]

i hope they drain balkhash aswell

[rose cape]

*reins

[marsh lance]

Ereal

[rose cape]

the gap 😔

[marsh lance]

Truly the north and so*th are divided

[rose cape]

soth

[marsh lance]

I can’t say the full word its offensive

[rose cape]

the full word its offensive

[marsh lance]

full word its offensive

[spring bison]

lie btw

Dornburg should be an absolute empire

[marsh lance]

Wrong! Corruption will overtake

[spring bison]

no

[spring bison]

thats the name

the battle of the random ahh field

thats how historians reffer it as

you're trying to rewrite history

[rose cape]

and the name of the country is random ahh country?

[hollow garden]

I'm from random ahh country

[rose cape]

you are delaria

the country you were fighting is random ahh country

canonically

sorry it's "Random Ahh Nation"

😔

[spring bison]

yes

and you're being a racist towards my country

I am from the random ahh country

[rose cape]

you are from aegis

[spring bison]

so please stop herassing me

[prime compass]

@rose cape stop harrass

[noble cradle]

Average BoW activities

[silent smelt]

@hollow garden so?

[rose cape]

@harass stop

[prime compass]

@stop harass

[frosty drum]

@prime compass @rose cape hello!

[prime compass]

Yo!!!!!!!!!!!

[brittle gust]

@dull wing

which Nolan

[frank latch]

I ain't reading allat

[frank latch]

Fine

[dull wing]

Nolan0027

I said that lol

[brittle gust]

Okay okay

[dull wing]

Yeah Nolan get it right

[brittle gust]

Okay Nolan is actually a pretty chill name, i wouldn't mind people called me that

Let me add that to the list of my names

Nolt, qwas, bolt and nolan

Time to change my pfp

[dull wing]

Lol

[brittle gust]

New pfp, new me

[frank latch]

get out of here

[brittle gust]

Okay can we ban this guy

[frank latch]

yess

[brittle gust]

Report @spring bison being super weird..

[spring bison]

real

[brittle gust]

Ooh my role colour matches the pfp

Nice nice

[frank latch]

btw
when are you gonna deal with the Rizian rebellion?

[brittle gust]

LeBron i have the perfect solution to prevent rebels from rebelling

[frank latch]

Genocide

[elder arch]

Create guns

[brittle gust]

No, it's called actually helping the people 😀

[frank latch]

😭 that's a lot of work for Lebron

[brittle gust]

Or that

[brittle gust]

I can do that for 10 million crabcoins

[brittle gust]

Um how far am i from being able to colonise walrus and his friends

[spring bison]

it shoudnt have even happened in the first place btw

[spring bison]

I did that

👽

[frank latch]

ignoring it won't help either

[brittle gust]

It's ALMOST like yoru people suffering will create rebellions, huh?

[spring bison]

they... arent

[brittle gust]

I thought you were commie

[spring bison]

they are revolting because omg this guy gave them guns

[brittle gust]

We have guns?

Uhhh

Shit

[spring bison]

so they will automatically revolt for absolutly no fucking reason

[frank latch]

no

[brittle gust]

Oh okay

[frank latch]

exaggeration

[frank latch]

no reason...

looks back to when Aegis completely conquered Rizia

[spring bison]

that literally is not a reason for people to just randomlly revolt

lmao

[frank latch]

and failed to do any meaningful reconstruction

[brittle gust]

Bow when are we getting a level 9 earthquake and going back to the stone age

[spring bison]

this guy is stupid

[frank latch]

soon

[brittle gust]

Embrace your inner wb player

[brittle gust]

Yay

Please do tho

[spring bison]

I literally did that

[frank latch]

k ngl
you are right

[spring bison]

isint belemin in maizan

what is he doing here btw

[frank latch]

but it's still a completely different ethnic population under your rule with no political integration as far as I remember.

could also look into other reasons for why it may have started...

[spring bison]

I did cultural things btw

[hollow bobcat]

Of course this comes from a person who has the same name as Nolan from MrBeast

[brittle gust]

🤫🤭🤫

[frank latch]

I can only find one action saying you did this with no explaination as to how you were going to.

[marsh lance]

I hate school sm gang

[prime compass]

No

[spring bison]

ok illiterate peasant

[marsh lance]

I hate having to force myself to pay attention to these fuck ass lessons

[marsh lance]

Its not even that

[prime compass]

Same pata

[prime compass]

Just gimme aegis 💯

[marsh lance]

I am grateful for an education, im grateful for the opportunity i get to learn, its just that the schools so brutally mismanaged the way of teaching

[spring bison]

explanation is bla bla bla culture

[prime compass]

Real

[marsh lance]

Learning new shit should be graceful and fun, but somehow, school system have made it grueling to sit through

[prime compass]

Lebron gimme aegis

[frank latch]

don't worry
we're gonna have our education system abolished soon 🙏

that'll fix things

[spring bison]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/522561390330904587/1266912710000377958/20240509_224948.gif

[prime compass]

Youre not even doing anything 😭

[spring bison]

convert to jehovah's witness and ill give you aegis

[prime compass]

Just sign the Deal

[spring bison]

if you convert to jehovah's witness

[prime compass]

No

[spring bison]

then no

[frank latch]

bro
just convert

it's not like you have to change faiths

[prime compass]

@frank latch nuke aegis

With our state of the art nukes

[prime compass]

Lebron when have you even played bowistan

[marsh lance]

It rather needs a reform, but sure, i’ll take it

[spring bison]

yes he does

[marsh lance]

Education is important in america, but they fucked it up so bad

[spring bison]

@frank latch when is Jehovah coming to Bowistan

[marsh lance]

I’d be stupid to say that education isnt important, but goodness do i hate ot

[spring bison]

illiterate peasant take

[frank latch]

soon

(btw, when I say soon, it means never)

[prime compass]

@spring bison why is your bio from red dead 2

[spring bison]

this is why bowistan sucks btw

[marsh lance]

Game recognizes game

[prime compass]

Railroaded rebellion ☝️

[spring bison]

real

rizz land revolt i

[prime compass]

Will you deal with the rebels

[spring bison]

im a illiterate NOBLE

[rose cape]

cray zee

[marsh lance]

Illiterate god*
Bro forsaked his divinity again

Silly lebron, you know your the supreme leader

[spring bison]

no

[spring bison]

Jehovah is our god

[marsh lance]

Why does your religious, ego, and political compass switch on a pendulum every hour

[spring bison]

lie btw

[marsh lance]

Every day then

Because it happens

[spring bison]

ego is only a thing if its false

[rose cape]

it's a thing if it's true as well

[marsh lance]

Your ego also being wether you are lebron supreme leader or lebron illiterate noble

[spring bison]

I am not a illiterate noble

I am a racist

[marsh lance]

When is Vogalian collapse

[rose cape]

so your bio says

@prime compass stop lurking buddy

come into the light

[marsh lance]

Yeah.. that looks pretty ⭐

[prime compass]

You come into the light and stop supporting aegis 💯

[spring bison]

.

[marsh lance]

Where is the dprk

[frank latch]

it will happen

[marsh lance]

WAIT HE WAS SUPPOSED TO SAY SOON

CHAT

@frank latch add natural disasters btw

[prime compass]

Me praying a magnitude 9 earthquake hits bryzkna

[marsh lance]

Strike brzykna with the worlds first magnitude 80 earthquake pls

[spring bison]

what should happen on the next era

[elder arch]

Is this like the industrial revolution

[spring bison]

somewhat

an age of revolutions is hitting the east

[elder arch]

Make one of the nations the equivalent of britain and they just start making colonies everywhere

[spring bison]

there isint much to colonize

because most of the planet is uninhabitable

the east has the progress of the 1820's while most of the west is still clinging on to slavery

[marsh lance]

Lililand annexation and resistance

[spring bison]

the amount of population density in that region would make any invasion be a literal genocide

[marsh lance]

Great political issue opportunity for the future btw

[brittle gust]

Metorite

Would be

Epic

[spring bison]

most of its people are centered around the cities tho

[brittle gust]

Guys imagine a story set in a world just after a meteorite but

[brittle gust]

World has magic

That's how people survived

Or somn

Hmmm

Hmmmm

[spring bison]

Dornburg would easilly be able to come back

[brittle gust]

I need name suggestions

LeBron i ask your wisdom

[spring bison]

name for?

[brittle gust]

Or I'll be naming everyone Nolt

[brittle gust]

Characters

[spring bison]

for?

[brittle gust]

.

[spring bison]

yeah but I need elaboration

[brittle gust]

That is

All

I have come up with

In 2 minutes

[spring bison]

crazy

[marsh lance]

Opportunity for city-burnings and starvation campaigns

[brittle gust]

Errm, the place was transitioning from renaissance to industrial age

Not earth

[spring bison]

I have to go soon btw

[brittle gust]

😔

[hollow bobcat]

How will your best high (both), reliable, innocent, pure goodness, patriotic Americans react to this situation 😔

They would have to increase the healthcare cost because Education wouldn't pump enough money to feed the best high (both), reliable, innocent, pure goodness, patriotic Americans if it gets abolished and settled with a new one

[spring bison]

ok bro

warmonger

ew

ew

[brittle gust]

Okay I wanna ask
How does the name Aevor sound

(planet name or mc name... If I write )

[spring bison]

this sounds like the guy from minecraft story mode

[brittle gust]

Who

Okay what about Cathekon

Hmm

[spring bison]

ill go

[brittle gust]

Ok

Bye

[spring bison]

goodbye fascists

[brittle gust]

Wait ... Og pat is BACK

[prime compass]

🙏

[brittle gust]

Beleeminnnn

Need help

With names

[prime compass]

Yes?

[brittle gust]

Something that sounds grand like the name kaladin of dalinar

But also something simple

[prime compass]

Hmm

Well the 2nd, 4th and 6th letter are all vowels

[brittle gust]

Huh I just noticed that

Adolin doesn't have that

Interesting

Shallan too

[prime compass]

And all have L

[brittle gust]

Yep

[prime compass]

The most common last vowel is a

Hmm

the most common last letter is n

So the ending will be an

[brittle gust]

Guh you're cookin

[prime compass]

Im only analyzing

[brittle gust]

Cook brotha cook

[prime compass]

something with P

[brittle gust]

Procrastinatan fr

[prime compass]

Real...

beleman 💯💯

[brittle gust]

...

https://tenor.com/view/why-just-why-but-why-monkey-gif-18202838286539704455

This is like being rickrolled

[west path]

wha

[brittle gust]

Okay atleast I have an idea

It could end with an and have a tunna vowels

[west path]

your mom of noltia

[prime compass]

2-3 vowels

[brittle gust]

Ralaran ?

It's all a

😎

Raliran

[prime compass]

Sounds uh

[brittle gust]

Weird

Hmmm

Tarkin

I like that name

Tagarin

[prime compass]

Tarkan

[west path]

ive got a really interesting idea but that would require me to use krita

[brittle gust]

Top similar to Targaryen

[west path]

(for map overlays)

[prime compass]

Tagararafa

[brittle gust]

Tarkhan?

Harkhan

[west path]

may i give you a polish name

It will be resharkable

[prime compass]

Tarkhan

[brittle gust]

Hirkhan

Hirkhin

Oooh

[prime compass]

Tirkhan

[brittle gust]

Sure

Hit me up

[west path]

Tartanonowicz

Or

if you feel silly

[prime compass]

Awooooo

[west path]

uhh

[brittle gust]

How does one pronounce wicz

[west path]

let me think

[prime compass]

Alaphan

[brittle gust]

Wisch?

[prime compass]

🐺

[west path]

no

[brittle gust]

😭

[west path]

thats not even close

[prime compass]

Turkhin

[west path]

Wait..

TURKIYE!!1

!!

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TURKIYEE

@brittle gust Call him turkiye

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TÜRKIYE

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spread turkish propaganda

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n o

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🇹🇷❤️🇹🇷🇹🇷

🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷

A

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Byzantine superiority

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The ottomans called Istanbul constantinople until turkification

that is why you must blame the turks for renaming constantinople to istanbul

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Aye, i know
Konstantinayye to be exact

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the ottomans were kinda based... They gatekept the silkroad from the europoors and protected ancient monuments...

i think i can forgive their invasion of poland ngl they were ultra based

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https://open.spotify.com/track/63vL5oxWrlvaJ0ayNaQnbX?si=4hM0f7xARPy-EFZGgfwETg

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Real .....

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Not the turks though

they renamed constantinople

immediate fumble

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Real....

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and they're a false democracy

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Unfortunate that they thought the Venetians of all people wouldn't attack the Parthenon or whatever its name was

Was the Greek one parthenon

Or was it pantheon

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(this song hurts me)

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wasn't it the spanish

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Venetians

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nvm

venetians

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Tf would the Spanish be doing in athens

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Tbh this is why the italians suck

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Insane

Just the Venetians

Them and their canals

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the only reason i thought of this was because of aragon

Also like

its europe

the most random country will appear anywhere

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Ah yes, the maltan-ålander war of 1064

Truly one of the most fierce wars of human history

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It was really important man

it made Aland into the most irrelevant island in Europe

because malta won that war

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Archipelago*

🤓

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who should become the Venetians of Bowistan?

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Me

But not me

Uhh

What about

Banan's sister republic

Or

Pat

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banan is already the venetians

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that's a puppet state with no real influence

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Pat is switzerland

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Independence!

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They formed the dorak confederation

which uhm

swiss confederation reference??

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So should I embrace venetianism?

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Bumihollis might become the venetians

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Ooh
it can be the unnamed island nation in the middle of the Decass sea

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actually no they're too wide

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Who

Point

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Cypress

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more overextended than noltia

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YES

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I love how overextension was such a big deal in early bowistan and now Serrelka is literally the chile of bowistan

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I'm not even overextended

😢

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Petoldia:

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Petoldia:

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@frank latch am I the most peaceful country in Bowistan

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not in the slightest

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I haven't had a war in what? 60 years?

No, 40?

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maizan most peaceful

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I don't remember

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look at serrelkas coastline

for like

1 second

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Prosperity index?

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yeah
the way they grabbed all of that territory is insane
I will be nerfing Serrelka a bit

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THEY LITERALLY PULLED A CHILE ON ME

I AM BOLIVIA AND THEY ARE CHILE

THEY ROBBED ME OF MY COASTLINE

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Real

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Sucks

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I understand it now

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What is it

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will you world conquest now

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the Mongols will get there first

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I need to heed my calling...

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https://tenor.com/view/satoru-gojo-toji-fushiguro-jujutsu-kaisen-jjk-s2-season-2-gif-6658922801180742286

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I need to...

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When the fuck are you buffing the Mongols

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Expand

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I understand it now

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By 1000%

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because im

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next session

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Ottomans

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Good for you

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:D

I'll be glad to provide them with opium

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Me:

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😎

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Give pls

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Oh with banan gone

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~bt

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My camels will conquer the entire fucking linzian desert

and not a SINGLE THING IS STOPPING ME

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@rose cape: Support for opening and closing protection

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🌙 🌙 🌙 🌙 🌙 🌙 🌙 🌙 🌙 🌙 🌙 🌙 🌙 🌙 🌙 🌙 🌙 🌙

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When the fuck are you spreading rebellion in surrounding kingdoms

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Am i the pre eminent opium world power? @frank latch

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i must arabian empire

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The Mongols when they're not in the Linzian desert

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I will die if im not in the linzian desert

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🫡

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i have a sand based diet

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Time to visit walstun

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Raw sand in the morning, slightly chilled sand in the afternoon and glass in the evening

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I'm too fucking peaceful i don't deserve the name of bowistani rome

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probably never
cus this rebellion is pretty focused on Aegis's invasion of Rizia

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I am warring someone

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😋

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Pls? 🥺

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you will get kidnapped by pirates buddy

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didn't you tell me in DM's you were about to "annex" the Nords?

(they won't go peacefully)

not into that good night

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Bryzkna mercenaries

Brzykna

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Bah

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good idea actually

free money

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Pls nuke brzykna

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The only person i can war is fakher and he'll be too easy or not even on the session

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@frank latch hi pls rebellion in surroundinh kingdoms.....1000 crabcoin

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~bt

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@frank latch: @frank latch Neighbors what... 1000 Queens Club

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Is that a yes

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no

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I wish I spawned in bowistan asia

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But-pls.........

Ök fine

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Grr

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new revolts just dropped???

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It's a lot easier to hold a lot of land when it's a desert for the most part

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No

Ok bye

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Bye

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it's also a lot harder though

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real
(why the orange and red nations)

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me irl

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why the lime green and yellow?

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they surround delaria

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oh I see
they'll get buffed

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based

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Linzian Nights

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2000 Linzian Nights*

@west path can I import some camels to worship

?

I started worshipping a tree

What harm would a camel do

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I thought you worshipped a consul

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They worship me(Nolt)
The consul appoints high priest an shit
I named a tree after me and also worship that

(the tree thing literally happened last session)

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I haven’t had a war ever (I have never done anything)

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Insane

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I technically exist

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I should do that

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Mmm

In 10 years

Only 10 years....

Nmm

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who are you

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All because i formed an alliance with skillerz and other states that just happens to be officially named a “confederation” of states

We are not one state

Its basically like the german confederation

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Scottish switzer-venice

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that feels like a bad example

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Whats a good example im dumb shit fr

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@frank latch what would you say my government type is

🤔

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Theocratic absolutist facism authoritarian autocracy

https://cdn.discordapp.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..gif

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Why does this critter have such a large embed

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i have a civilians assembly buddy

and the leaders of provinces are elected officials

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Imperial Monarchy

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real

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but it's true

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@marsh lance whats your government

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thats why i said real

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your system gives absolute power to the emperor, and there's no clear order of succession
so it's basically implied it will be by lineage

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yes of course

the only place where the emperor has no power is the choosing of citizens in the citizens assembly 😔

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that feels like a bad example

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shush

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name the worst french king

if you dont you lose your chance at french citizenship

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the Anapati court

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eu

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Yapper yapper swiss confederation

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nope

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King Louis the XVI is up there
but I don't think he was worst.
Charles the VI

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@marsh lance You are literally switzerland....

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did I get it wrong?

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yes

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😭

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the correct answer is henry the VI because he was english

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absolutely cooked

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You fucking dumbass

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real...

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the frenchmen HATE the stupid fucking brits

with their dumbshit sandwiches and non-existent cuisine

trying to parade around Europe like THEYRE the hegemon

Even though France is

also germany is the middle child nobody talks about them

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BoW how did you not know this basic fact

are you stupid?

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tbf
that isn't standardly taught in history...

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No

how didnt you know the basic fact of

frenchmen hate an englishman more than any other incompetent monarch

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@frank latch how close is maizan to collapse

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oh

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no where close

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Also the other correct answer was all of them

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true

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How close am I

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to... collapsing?

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because France already went and chopped their head off so might as well spout shit about them to rub salt in the wound

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Yes 💯

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your body is very strong

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basic european knowledge, BoW

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Thank you I go boxing

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you embarass the frenchmen

Youre losing your chance at France, we're instead relocating you to Quebec

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@west path what decisive battle did the Polish win to stop the Mongol advance into Europe?

basic knowledge

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oh this is easy

Bitwa pod Lidlem

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ain't no way

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They used the grocery stores supplies to kill the mongol troops

And once they were routed, they rode on donkeys to slaughter them

that scared the mongols so bad that they retreated from Europe

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ahh. I don't speak this gibberish
https://pl.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bitwa_pod_Lodi

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no

bitwa pod lidlem

let me show you what a lidl is

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Lidl?!

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@frank latch

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you're lidl

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Hello chattaronians

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Lidl

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real

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This is how they stopped the mongols

Its not well known but its true

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yes

Lidl stopped the mongol advance into Europe

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Wow

@frank latch my army consists of mainly peasants correct?

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considering you don't have an army...

no

it does not

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BoW i did tell you i was a European so i answered truthfully

I speak only true history

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Ooh

My rebels

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who actually won WW2

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all mongols would confirm that their armies met their end at the Battle of Lidl

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oh
I thought you were just funding that

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BOW THIS KEEPS BEING EASIER

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not actually leading

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@frank latch its an absolute monarchy right

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THE DANISH YOU MORON

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wrong

The Finnish won

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THEY GOT 50% MORE SALTED FISH

BUSINESS IS BOOMING

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everyone knows that

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Nay

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🤫
Pls say

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Denmark took away their fish

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Imperial Monarchy

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Apathi? Real

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but yes

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up until the 7 hour war

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no

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IMPERIAL??

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different

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finnish salted fish were in extremely low supply

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When was it an empire

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Emperor

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they nearly all died of a fish famine

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Dictator

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it's just a title yk

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That is why denmark won

@frank latch

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https://tenor.com/view/cute-cat-meme-cute-cat-cat-meme-meme-xafer-gif-1492599941141242049

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Vogalia remains a queendom 🤯

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there is nothing that distinctly makes a nation an "empire" aside from title

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nope

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ireland

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lie

the only way to become an empire is to be considered one by Maizan

greatest country in world

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Lowkey i should make the Vogal Empire soon, once i finish my colonialism

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When Vogalian World Order

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colonialist

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Rizia

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,roll 20 make Vogalia’s government female centered

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lefishe_23

:game_die: You rolled 15

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Shiit

Matriarchy it is

Im already on that track

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the heirs will all be women now

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@marsh lance @frank latch @prime compass Hello!

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I think theres a trend here chat

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Yo

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real

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I was included ❤️

Hello

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@frank latch wtf is going on in texas

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So what do the rebels consist of mainly? Peasants?

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and the empires i currently consider as empires are

The Empire of Chile (Serrelka)

The Swiss Confederacy (Dorak Confederation)

The Voivodeship of Northeastern Poland (Brzykna)

The Kingdom of French Guiana (Adika)

and most importantly

The Empire of Romanian Lidl (Linzia)

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Mongolia

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texas things

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Later down rhe line i might have to give men voting rights depending on how this makes my society develops

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ITS AN ALLIANCE 😭😭😭

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@marsh lance hi pat.....when hosta

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The Voivodeship of Northeastern Poland 👽

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Brzykna sounds northeastern polish

so its accurate

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~bt

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@frank latch: At the moment I have the following countries in mind: Kingdom of Chile (Sarlica), Swiss Confederation (Dvořák), North-East Poland (Brzeszczyna), Kingdom of French Guiana (Adika), especially the Kingdom of Chile, Romania Lidl (Lenz Ye). .

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Checkmate, liberal

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The Roman Republic (Noltia)

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nay

its The Roma Republic

because its indians larping as romans

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Roman

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true

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and the Roma people are indian

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Wait…

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well they come from india

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I got that...

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Let me pull out the treaty

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I'm not brain dead

ooh look a penny

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that should be finalized btw

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{|} The Dorak Confederation {|}
This organization will be a binding alliance between all Dorakian states who wish to join it, founding members will be the Queendom of Vogalia and the Skollarian Empire

This alliance will come with a treaty, known simply as The Dorak Treaty

1. Joint trade agreement:
Dorakian states will agree to open their ports and trade routes to eachother to establish a free trade zone on the peninsula.
2. Joint war agreement: Dorakian states will agree to defend eachother in times of invasion or internal conflict, civil wars and internal disputes should merely be mediated and aid be given to civilians in order for a nation to have self determination, UNLESS the alliance deems that one party in a civil war would be a threat to the alliance. Example: a political agent wishing to dissolve the alliance by taking over the nation.
3. Joint military agreement:
Dorakian states will agree to do joint training exercises with padded, non lethal weapons, aswell as pooling discovered technology together to benefit the whole alliance, Example: if a Goali physician discovers a new form of medicine, it will not be held as proprietary to other Dorakian states.
4. Peaceful civilian agreement:
Dorakian states should inspire peace and harmony amongst civilians between countries, like hosting festivals and other events to bring the countries together, perhaps a unified sports event will be introduced in the future.
5. Open borders agreement:
Dorakian states must agree to open their borders to all other nations in the alliance, thus granting free movement for traders and travelers alike.
6. The common law agreement:
Whilst Dorakian states are still entitled to enacting their own culturally specific laws, To maintain a common form of order dorakian states must agree to find agreeable laws to instate between each state’s borders.

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Is it not?

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oh wait

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Ok i accept

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shit bruh thats the swiss confederacy

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an actual treaty was drafted

nvm

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Alien

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This is the IRS

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@marsh lance Swiss confederacy

CONFIRMED

!!

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you can take my taxes out of my cold dead hands

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Vogalia is now switzerland

Its done boys

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https://tenor.com/view/sniper-pubg-loading-sniper-reload-gif-15505006

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😭

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You can never escape it

You are the mix of Scottish, Irish and Welsh

Thus you are switzerland but in britain

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@frank latch not to stir up any division but which nation could be considered the leading member of the confederation

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nah im not considering this as legitimate

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And nordic

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vogalia is switzerland

end of discussion

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Me and you

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My brother in christ

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Vogalia

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scottish is from nordic descent

Pictish was the natives

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And Me

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Scottish was when they got nordicified

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Oh brother you just definitely pissed someone off in the world

But true

Im nor pictish

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@marsh lance SWITZERLAND

ITS TRUE

ITS CONFIRMED

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https://tenor.com/view/baikal-seal-flowers-spinning-gif-17328553186459094443

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well Vogalia lead the treaty and the alliance
especially in terms of the economy and military

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can i join the dorak confederation

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Skillerz i love you but PLEASE get your money up not your funny up