🎲game-room

[brittle gust]

Yap

[frosty drum]

It predicted Oil John's ban (exile)

@brittle gust

[limpid plover]

Meowww

[frosty drum]

@pine copper thoughts on 1% of Skillerz lore

[pine copper]

Never ask what skillerz did in between the time period of 1933-1945

[frosty drum]

Imma ask my number 1 fan

[frosty drum]

Apparently I was fighting the evil oil johnian empire

[limpid plover]

Meowww

[vital latch]

@hollow garden @fallen cipher btw if you're still interested in joining that RPG mentioned earlier; it's still join-able (though you'll be starting on the second session which might cause some slight confusion of mechanics introduced in the first one)

same goes for @limpid plover!!! (if you still plan to join getting the chance to make a character at some point this week would be peak)

[fallen cipher]

Server invite?

[weak parcel]

@slate parrot

[west path]

i was deeply offended by this, i now require an apology on twitter

[west path]

Millions must gamble

[brittle gust]

Ah nice you're on we can do name talking 😈

Wait nvm

You arent

😔

[marsh lance]

GOOOOOOOOOD MOOORNING GAMEROOOM!
HI BOW
HI KLEZ
HI ACNAQ
HI SKILLA
HI BELEMIN
HI ZPLAYS
HI QWAS
HI HONEYBEE
HI TIADEE
HI AMAZ
HI FISH
HI NEKCROP
HI NSO
HI QEVIE
HI LEBRON
HI COSMIC
HI VENUS
HI QAR
HI TOAST
HI WARLUS
HI WOLF
HI GARLIC
HI BARON
HI PUFFIN
HI BLUMI
HIIII EVERYONEE

Shit bro ion even know that

[brittle gust]

It's a type of elephant

I think

[marsh lance]

👽

[prime compass]

GOOOOOOODDDDDOOOOOOO MOOORRRRRNNNNNIIIIIIIINNNNNNGGGGGG

PAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTAAAAAAAAA

[wheat aspen]

forgot

[marsh lance]

Chat free NSO

[marsh lance]

MORNINNGGG

[prime compass]

Hru!!

[west path]

yeah ngl

balatro is pure dopamine

@marsh lance Would you rather have a full house, or have a flush?

[marsh lance]

He saying he got muted by the mods

[marsh lance]

Uhh i gotta take a shit so flush

[west path]

youre right

you had a 10 multiplier joker and as a result your flush has 1k chips

[marsh lance]

https://tenor.com/view/mouthwashing-mouthwashing-anya-anya-mouthwashing-anya-picmix-gif-1358595993183905684

[west path]

what does this mean

[marsh lance]

https://tenor.com/view/feral-hog-viral-hog-pig-call-calling-gif-13492869264629174909

[west path]

i dont know what this means

please elaborate

[marsh lance]

The drooling feral hog is calling

[west path]

am i cooked

[marsh lance]

No, delusion is the best solution

[brittle gust]

Nay

[west path]

i was.

[brittle gust]

Nay

[west path]

look at above

there was no strat that would have made me won

[brittle gust]

I said NAY

[prime compass]

How pattington ignores my "hi hru" is of profound disrespect towards me

[west path]

this was a cooked run

[slate parrot]

?

[frank latch]

How are you this morning?

[frank latch]

Hello

[prime compass]

Im good except pattingtons ignorance
Wbu

[west path]

juicy full house

[frank latch]

I'm alright

[frank latch]

THAT'S CRAZY

anyway
Meet Kupa

I found him on my genocide

[prime compass]

Pk

Ok

Ora

[west path]

JUICY

[brittle gust]

Omg that's so cute

Such a good bonding moment

❤️

[prime compass]

@west path when.....hhhooosssstaqq

[frank latch]

bro's unstoppable

[west path]

peak

[west path]

you already know the answer

@frank latch

[prime compass]

Never

[frank latch]

CRAZY

Anyway

meet the unnamed black horse

[west path]

and i just got a straight

[west path]

real

[brittle gust]

Name him Tups

Oror

[frank latch]

no no
his name is "the unamed black horse"

[brittle gust]

Wait let me check what frodo's pony was named

[brittle gust]

No

He shall be Bill the Pony

[west path]

uhm

[frank latch]

insane

[west path]

BUT WE STILL WIN

[frank latch]

CRAZY

Qevie is unstoppable

I want Qevie on my team

[west path]

WHAT

im gonna need a straight flush but that prolly wont be enough

[frank latch]

rip

[west path]

i fell short

XPQC9KXP if any critters have balatro this is the seed

good luck trying to beat it

@frank latch you should... hop on rgd

[fallen cipher]

Map wars

I need map wars

[frank latch]

I'm on TPMC

[west path]

but in rgd

you can gamble

[frank latch]

you can gamble on TPMC

[west path]

but in rgd its integral to the gameplay

[frank latch]

on TPMC it's integral to the economy

[west path]

real

ok then tell me when youre gonna hop on rgd

playing it solo would be nightmarish because its difficult

[frosty drum]

@frank latch I made a Bot that is Fanatically Skillerian

It's my number 1 fan

[west path]

i just got scammed

tried and rgd run and got a quick ghost droid

WHICH WAS EQUAL MY WALKSPEED

so i just died

bow never hopped on

pensive

[frank latch]

I never said I was going to

[west path]

evil

but winnable

[west path]

you should have

we do a bit of trolling

peak

[frank latch]

POV: You're a 10

[west path]

im not beating allat

only halfway and 2 hands left

[mortal moat]

Oh yeah this game

Is it good?

[brittle gust]

It's gambling

So yes

[mortal moat]

So no*

[brittle gust]

Yes

[mortal moat]

It’s inherently RNG

[brittle gust]

It is a fun way to pass time

[mortal moat]

in a rougelike

[brittle gust]

Reh

[mortal moat]

So is deadcells

[brittle gust]

Gambling 's gambling

[sullen pawn]

@frosty drum are you gon play my ww2 mw tommorow

[frosty drum]

Time?

[west path]

its poker

but

roguelike

[glad torrent]

Just a regular us map

[rose forge]

This is acceptable 👍

[full kayak]

Um

Idaho

[west path]

albeit it wasnt for me so i refunded

[rose forge]

tf they do to idaho tho

it ain't Idaho anymore 😔

[west path]

i have no clue what to buy tbh

[sullen pawn]

1 pm est

[frosty drum]

Probably not

[sullen pawn]

love how some states didnt change

[brittle gust]

You somehow made it worse

[brittle gust]

Lovely maap

[west path]

the US if politicans used gerrymandering on the state map not the electoral districts map

[rose forge]

fr

we need fuckin popular vote

I hate the electoral system and the gerrymandering bullshit

[frank latch]

New Jersey, Maine, Vermont and Washington are the least affected by the map.

[rose forge]

now do this to the world

[west path]

sorry but this is the US youre talking about

those are some pretty stellar expectations

dont think they'd reach em

[frank latch]

Europe doesn't change

[rose forge]

so closeee

[west path]

@frank latch hop on rgd..

[frank latch]

power keeps cutting out
internet is unstable

(I can't join)

and even if I could
I wouldn't want to

[west path]

what natural disaster is bro going through now

[frank latch]

a light rain 👽

[west path]

Im gonna nuke you

[west path]

how is that causing power to cut out

ehat

[frank latch]

everytime since Milton though

[west path]

your power lines are terrible

our power lines are only disabled when we have heavy winds that topple trees

or lightning storms

also construction work

[west path]

they truly did replace the emergency infrastructure

[west path]

nothing can sate my rgd addiction ✊

[glad torrent]

I didnt make either of these maps

[rose forge]

aw

do it anyways

[weak parcel]

gyihujijihuvgcfhgvyuhu8u0y7gytfdryxedrcfgtvbyiunojiphugyutfrydcfvghj

[wild mason]

Bottom map looks like Prussia

[brittle gust]

I see

[wheat aspen]

hi cita

[brittle gust]

It is all prussia

[weak parcel]

helloehyeere8g6ryabihj everyuiojhebtne

[weak parcel]

dunkachino

WHO IS THAT

WHO IS DUNKACHINO

STOP

[wild mason]

China

[weak parcel]

did i just see osama bin ladin

ohh thats not him i think

im not sure

they have the same beard

[wild mason]

I think that’s an Islamic thing

[weak parcel]

oooh

[west path]

real

[wild mason]

Your commemorative coins are peak

And your government

Is peak

[west path]

what

[wild mason]

I saw one for the postal service on Wikipedia

Very cool

[west path]

you havent seen the stickman euro

[wild mason]

I have

That is so peak

[west path]

OH

i can rebuy balatro

amen

@wild mason do you have any games in the price range of 15$

im thinking balatro but i would ball with anything else honestly

[wild mason]

Don’t have access to to computer rn

[west path]

i only need suggestions

[wild mason]

Ok lemme check steam app

I have one that’s free

FPS chess

[west path]

real but

not OS compatible

[elder arch]

Are you using Linux

[west path]

mac

[cunning niche]

I think risk of rain 2

[west path]

anyhow yeah balatro is the only way i think

[west path]

cant run that

fried

ok im buying balatro

thats my executive decision i think

[frank latch]

COOKED

[wild mason]

Skull emoji

[rose forge]

Baltro out on mobile

for $10

huh $15 on steam

[west path]

we're back to gamblign

for eternity..................

[wraith quarry]

die

die

die

die

die

die

[glad torrent]

why

[wraith quarry]

everything with that is wrong

also

i would like to state

that european borders

are made up of largely straight lines

except for rivers

[glad torrent]

@wraith quarry

[wraith quarry]

florida bothers me

the rest are the exact same

[wraith quarry]

the only difference

is that

these straight lines in europe

follow roads

[wraith quarry]

US borders were drawn before roads really existed to define regions

[glad torrent]

@wraith quarry

[west path]

baller

im on 6th ante 🔥

[wraith quarry]

better... sorta

but also sucks

the states aren't defined

they're just blobs

[wraith quarry]

and farm fields

most US borders were drawn before those existed

West Virgina being the only one that exists as an outlier to this rule

because it was formed in 1863

when the roads and farms had been built

[west path]

this next ante

HELP ME

I WONT REACH THAT SCORE FOR THE LIFE OF ME

[brittle gust]

No

[west path]

(unless i get pure straights)

[brittle gust]

You will

Believe in yourself

[west path]

i need to roll 5 morbillion straights

and on the small blind i am already failing

i need someone to play rgd with wahh

[brittle gust]

Simple
Do it

https://tenor.com/view/shrimp-as-that-clash-royale-hee-hee-hee-haw-gif-25054781

[glad torrent]

@wraith quarry shut up nerd

[west path]

no

straights are like

extremely hard to roll

[brittle gust]

Stop the yap

Before you start

[west path]

other than flush straights which are the hardest to roll

[brittle gust]

And just do it

[wraith quarry]

no

[west path]

it is

rng dependent

[wraith quarry]

@west path thoughts on European borders being straight

[west path]

proof

[rose cape]

what game

[brittle gust]

Bah

Excuses

[west path]

balatro

[wraith quarry]

it all ends up straight lines

just smaller straight lines

[west path]

no shit sherlock

[wraith quarry]

to follow your evil european farm fields and roads

[west path]

thats how borders work

we dont have the worlds most ragged borders for no reason

[hollow garden]

European borders are so cringe

[wraith quarry]

hence

you guys

cannot cry about american state borders

[west path]

they're too peaceful

[hollow garden]

Only African borders are cool

[west path]

we should have 50 million exclaves

and

complain about it

[wraith quarry]

they're straight lines drawn by colonizers

[west path]

and then fight over them

[wraith quarry]

are they still cool?

[hollow garden]

Egypt's borders are drawn by NO colonizer

Glory to Misr

[hollow garden]

😔✊

[west path]

i FINALLY feel like doing war crimes in rimworld

i need a colony idea

also im doing tribal start

[west path]

@wraith quarry do you have any ideas

[wraith quarry]

SHALL RISE THE GLORIOUS THIRD FEDERAL FLORIDIAN REPUBLIC

GLORY TO THE FFR

[west path]

real

[wraith quarry]

VIVA LA FLORIDA

[west path]

tribal restorationists of an empire

ok

and swampland dwellers too

[elder arch]

I need age of history 3 bro

Like i know everyone else says it is a bad game but i bet it’s really good

[west path]

@wraith quarry is this it

[west path]

garlic cant even learn about the basic military mechanics of the game

and yeah its pretty good

[west path]

or just regular ass jungle

[elder arch]

Yeah start there

Theres a lot of resources and its really easy

[west path]

im doing florida larp

[elder arch]

Florida is exactly like that, start there

[west path]

i need to know if jungle or swamp is better for the larp

[west path]

Fair enough

this ought to be a fun challenge

florida

[brittle gust]

Furry supremacists

😭

[west path]

ok now i need to rename these folks

[sullen pawn]

I can btw

Not my fault the AI goes into debt to crush me

It’s impossible to win if they have more

[west path]

this isnt that hard to avoid

capitalist have arrived to mock us 🤮

having no reliable food source goes hard

ngl

@wraith quarry is this accurate

[west path]

i like how im just on the brink of starvation 24/7

[void axle]

Use your 2nd amendment rights

[west path]

we follow medieval politics here

their faction would get pissed

[void axle]

Then do as a medieval king would

Besiege their castle

(Trust me I’ve played Rimworld before)

[west path]

im slightly broke

[void axle]

Consider building shelf’s. Jesus.

[west path]

yet another problem

i am tribal

and i have not yet gotten my first harvest

[frank latch]

🔥
(Tampa is a terrible capital. Jacksonville is better)

[void axle]

Don’t be a communist

[frank latch]

here's an improved flag for it

[west path]

its tampa because of how shitty it is

[frank latch]

die

[west path]

we're literally broke tribespeople what did you expect

[void axle]

Gold plated desert eagles

[west path]

real

we added him to our workforce

he doesnt get paid for some reason..

[void axle]

Juice him

[west path]

no can do

i gotta gamble in balatro

[void axle]

Sell him

For sliver

If I remember correctly a good random feller in good health is worth like

2000

[limpid plover]

YAYYY

[west path]

@brittle gust i got it

[hollow garden]

4

👽

This is NOT a cash out

You got robbed qevie

[hollow garden]

Hello NSO !

Cold war scenario 🤑

Is this L bully map

[limpid plover]

Meh

[hollow garden]

Thank you nso

[limpid plover]

Hiiiii klezzyyyy

[hollow garden]

I saw bow

was he a spectre

Am I going schizo

[west path]

im at the final ante..

[hollow garden]

What does this mean

[west path]

no its like

a 1930s dollar

this thing buys you more cards with mystical abilities

[west path]

final stage

its joever gang

the final boss wins this

[vital latch]

join as the ussr

[rose forge]

heck yeah

first win too

[wraith quarry]

yes

this P-33 is so annoying

it keeps tip stalling

i've redone the wings many times

and even the tail

i think i must consider the wing pitch

[spring bison]

real

[rose cape]

miami is the capital of florida btw

[rose cape]

ottomans

[spring bison]

amazting is saying this btw

[frosty drum]

THE VIKINGS HAVE WON

YESSSSSS

[wraith quarry]

@west path are you alive

[west path]

yes

[west path]

👎

[wraith quarry]

okay so

should i replace

the twin 15mm guns on my P-33 for 20mm cannons

like

here's the kicker

i like the 15mm guns because they're larger than .50 cals but smaller than traditional cannons

a good compromise

HOWMEVER

HOWMEVER

[west path]

what about the weight of the aircraft

😱

[wraith quarry]

hold on

the Orion Repiblic uses 20mm hispano cannons as the main cannon armament for aircraft

so

due to the availability of the cannons and the ammo

it'd be easier on the logistical chain to use them

[west path]

lucky

[wraith quarry]

over a new type of gun and ammunition

however

[west path]

True allat

[wraith quarry]

with 20mm cannons

[west path]

use the cannons

[wraith quarry]

they are larger bullets

meaning

less ammo on the plane per operation

[west path]

doesnt matter if they hit harder

or you just

[wraith quarry]

true

[west path]

have enough planes

[wraith quarry]

well honestly

the P-33 is lookin to be of somewhat expensive price

powerful engines, onboard camera equipment, bomb bay, radio stuff, and two separate radars

which is arguably expensive

[west path]

why two radars

[wild mason]

Make carpet bomber

[wraith quarry]

air radar for finding aircraft
ground radar for ground stuff

which

this is predominantly a recon and sometimes attack aircraft

[west path]

cant the plane just

specialize in one

[wraith quarry]

hmmm

[west path]

too expensive to do both

[wraith quarry]

well

i want to get rid of the air radar

however

[west path]

like you can just use regular fighters for air recon

slap some radar on

[marsh lance]

https://tenor.com/view/donald-trump-put-the-fries-in-the-bag-trump-mcdonalds-fries-mcdonald's-gif-17546506889030556690

[west path]

bang

[wraith quarry]

it'd come at the cost of not being able to see enemy aircraft from far away

[west path]

if you have air superiority in the region

does it matter

[wraith quarry]

well they'd most likely be going into friendly airspace, contested, and enemy airspace

[west path]

Radar on the ground also exists

[wraith quarry]

and this thing doesn't have any defensive turrets

[wild mason]

He put the fries in the bag

Les go

[west path]

fried

[wraith quarry]

so if it can't outspeed an enemy fighter its cooked

[west path]

but losing one would be devastating

if it had both radars

since

[wraith quarry]

true

[west path]

price big

[wraith quarry]

alright imma get rid of the air radar

so

[west path]

its a CAS plane right

[wraith quarry]

not its main purpose

[west path]

it has CAS capabilities

[wraith quarry]

it's main purpose is recon

[west path]

and tactical bombing

[wraith quarry]

seeing enemy ships or ground movements on the ground

[west path]

ehat

[wraith quarry]

it does have CAS capabilities

[west path]

it looks kinda

bulky

for recon

dont you want to go light on recon planes

[wraith quarry]

not necessarily

just capable of high altitude flight

and there won't be large numbers of this plane imma be honest

this is for special recon missions

most recon can be done with various fighters or modified bombers

i do want to develop and Air defense variant of the P-33

which requires the Air radar

ground radar can be removed

and it will get more guns

might also remove some camera equipment and make the bomb bay smaller

[spring bison]

@west path is the polish-czech super alliance real?

[wild mason]

Peak

Give Czechia konigsburg

[wraith quarry]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:World_War_II_reconnaissance_aircraft_of_the_United_States

these were the more specialized recon aircraft of the US

though the f-15 one was also just a P-61 modified for recon

[frank latch]

🔥

Idk what to do

am bored

[wild mason]

Stabilize Iraq

[frank latch]

too easy

besides
it's boring dictatorship gameplay

[west path]

no

[west path]

must shrink down costs

[west path]

rgd

:

[frank latch]

not that bored

[west path]

ok mtc4

[west path]

@frank latch is this valid

[spring bison]

make cocaine

[frank latch]

sure

[frank latch]

disgusting

[west path]

why do you hate on rgd

😔

it is actually good

[frank latch]

Qevie this is a valid question

[wraith quarry]

will

[frank latch]

Does Polska celebrate Veterans Day?

[wraith quarry]

the air defense and attack variants will be the cheaper versions

recon will be the most expensive due to the equipment

[west path]

no

[frank latch]

DUSTBOWL

[west path]

actually

ok we d

o

[frank latch]

Armistice day??

[west path]

we also honor army veterans from ww2 by having them all have specialized graves

and that encompasses all polish forces during ww2

and theyre in a fuckton of towns

[frank latch]

🫡

[west path]

like

1 grave

for all the soldiers lost in ww2

the richer the town the richer the grave

[wraith quarry]

here we honor all of the ones we know about

[spring bison]

Azerbaijan! Azerbaijan!
O triumphant motherland of children of heroes!
We are all ready to bestow our lives on thee!
We are fain to shed our very own blood for thee!
With the banner of three colors blessed be thou!
With the banner of three colors blessed be thou!

[wraith quarry]

but we also have the tomb of the unknown soldier

in multiple nations

[west path]

yeah thats pretty much what this is

[wraith quarry]

which is essentially to honor an unknown soldier
and all of the unknowns

[west path]

except our tomb of the unknown soldier

encompasses every soldier lost in ww2

on the polish side

known or not

[wraith quarry]

i see

[west path]

soldier includes partisan and resistance fighters

just had to clarify

[wraith quarry]

i believe we have some monuments similar to that

as well

[west path]

monuments?

its in every town

[frank latch]

WW2

[wraith quarry]

wild

[frank latch]

RADAR STATION

[wraith quarry]

but also W

[frank latch]

NOOO

[west path]

im fighting against the loading screen rn

[frank latch]

bro
what's with all the eagle fanboys?

[west path]

it is heavily firing

[frank latch]

at least radar station was chosen

[west path]

nobody knows

we're going hawk brw

no stabilizers is truly peak

[frank latch]

They have stabilizers

[west path]

@wraith quarry also how tf were you using binoculars as commander

is it like

specifically a sherman trait

[wraith quarry]

i wasnt using it inside the tnak

[west path]

not on ww2

[wraith quarry]

i had to hop out

but

i have seen somebody use them while in seat

i need to figure out

[west path]

oh

[wraith quarry]

shermans have stabilizers

[west path]

placeable seat

[wraith quarry]

they're mid

[west path]

NOT HAWK TANKS THOUGH

[wraith quarry]

shermans are one of the only ww2 tanks to have stabilizers

[west path]

they were truly ahead of the time

s\

this is what makes them the best tank in mtc4

trust

[wraith quarry]

we also have an entire district in D.C

next to the pentagon

dedicated to war memorials

[frank latch]

@west path Liberating Poland

[wild mason]

I’m gonna visit for the inauguration

[west path]

im fighting the final boss of mtc4

the loading screen

[wraith quarry]

it's sad how much land is dedicated to people who have died from war

[west path]

fighting against the loading screen

[frank latch]

Still!?!

[west path]

yes

[wraith quarry]

too many have died

[wraith quarry]

real

[wild mason]

Got pins

[wraith quarry]

the worst part is that the amount of land we have here is nothing compared to Europe

why must so many die

[west path]

uh

im trying to stop myself

i couldnt stop myself

[west path]

because uh

i want that land ngl

The resources, fish. Think about the economy.

[wraith quarry]

Sylstarian reasoning

[west path]

@frank latch fighting the load screen part 2 (i rejoined so assets could load in)

[west path]

its pretty crazy how i was the only western power to actually contest sylstarias march into decafia

you just sent support

and terroe DID NOTHING

we should both beat up Terroe

[spring bison]

what the fuck is this channel talking about now

[wraith quarry]

i honestly am scared to oppose people's invasions and stuff

[west path]

fish mapwar

also known as the peaks of peak

[frank latch]

y'all wanted me neutral

I neutral now

[spring bison]

the mw's equivalent of the US is saying this btw

[west path]

This is how you will fail as the world hegemon in the next 20 years when the banamians with laser weapons, remote controlled missiles and suicide drones invade us with 50 million troops

[wraith quarry]

just like irl

[west path]

the west and east will fall

[frank latch]

and y'alls crusade has prevented me from enforcing the gentlemen accords

[west path]

under banamias grasp

[west path]

Listen man

i opted out of it

shit is not worth it we're just sending bodies to a meatgrinder

these are good Eseronian men with their futures ahead of them

I can't just let them die

for a crusade

[wraith quarry]

the issue is that
if i tried to oppose every nation that invaded another nation or did something evil imo
i'd be at war with the whole east

[west path]

The solution: proxies

🤯 🤯 🤯 🤯 🤯 🤯 🤯 🤯 🤯 🤯 🤯 🤯 🤯 🤯 🤯 🤯

[wraith quarry]

but proxies are evil

[west path]

yeah but the US wasnt good

[west path]

also why is blawg scared of this

[frank latch]

k
but it's very hypocritical to intervene in the Sylsterian invasion of Decafia if it's the world consensus that crusading a nation because they want religious freedom is okay

[west path]

this is like listening to blank threats made by russia

a war with orion and eseron is like asking to send their troops on suicide missions 500 times oevr

over

same goes for our side

both sides would be at a loss

[wraith quarry]

exactly

[west path]

I aint even lay down any fire on them yet

i think

they just sunk some ships

and i dipped tf out

[wraith quarry]

and at the end i will likely fail to even protect the people or nation that is the reason it occured

[frank latch]

but the show that Amazria, Sylsteria, Banamia and others are willing to crusade

[west path]

ok but if you're gonna let the east fearmonger then you're giving them free reigns to complete control over several regions

[west path]

Notice how they're all easterners

🧠

[frank latch]

means I can't do anything

not by myself

[west path]

ok but if your only goal is to just

enforce war rights

then like

i think that failed a few decades ago

[wraith quarry]

i honestly couldn't do much more than defend my current land against the East

[west path]

Allania stopped enforcing the rules of war after they became a global power

everything leans back to two hegemons in the east

[wraith quarry]

sending troops to the East would be a slaughter

[frank latch]

which is why I've completely abandoned the Gentlemen Accords

[west path]

Amazting and blumihollis

[frank latch]

I'll still practice them

but I won't uphold them

[west path]

I should help uphold them ngl..

lives of good men must be protected

[frank latch]

then convince the other Kolothic nations to end the crusade

[elder arch]

who let these two become the dominant powers 👽

[west path]

blumi is basically inactive in their operations

only focused on defending themselves

[frank latch]

tbf
the other choices were Fish and I

[west path]

no doubt they'd heed amaztings call for aid

[elder arch]

this map war is cooked

[west path]

you're asking me to calm down a pack of rabid wolves

they'd take on more than they can chew 50 times over and still not learn

violence is the only thing that drives them

And also my hands are tied

the public wants an end to wars

and i agree

[frank latch]

so does mine

they also want an end to the crusade

[wraith quarry]

solution

we nuke everybody

[west path]

and like i said

[frank latch]

fakher airlines

[west path]

im not stopping the crusaders

they're like a pack of rabid dogs

Amazting is a ruthless imperialist that does away with land however he pleases

Bananam is a war-torn state focused solely on bloodthirsty conflicts and warmongering

and Sylstaria is an enigma idk what theyre cooking there blawg

its like they burned the house down then extinguished the flames then it was lowk heat for a moment before crashing and burning down again

@frank latch are you in the server

[frank latch]

I LEFT 😭

[west path]

what the hell

ok you should try rgd

NOW!

[wraith quarry]

ngl bananam is going to need to not be stupid in the crusade or he's cooked

[glad torrent]

solid soup

[wraith quarry]

he needs the war to be decently paced and going very well for him to get any benefits from it

with minimal casualties

[spring bison]

you're asking too much from bananan btw

[west path]

hes not

like

going to do well in this war

and hes not gonna get much if anything out of it

[spring bison]

I will send Zeruvian super soldiers to him

[west path]

i just saw a creature who tweaked tf out about having their points contested

truly remarkable dwellers of roblox

[spring bison]

roblox is filled with rebrs

[wraith quarry]

at the very best
where everything goes right, minimal casualties and a swift victory
the boost in morale and industrial output helps to get them on track to begin recovering their economic system

[west path]

Ok but banamia is a failed state youre asking for too much

how would they even secure the metals for munitions

also

@wraith quarry didnt banan burn all of his oil fields

[wraith quarry]

he partially destroyed some of them

[west path]

Yeah so

he destroyed the main resource he was sitting on

and is sitting on a failed state with a really fucked up economy

and is now going to war

top ten fish mw nations

[wraith quarry]

i really really do not want to give him a coup or rebellion

but im having a hard time not justifying it

[west path]

hes cooked either way

you cant reasonably expect stellar performance in this war

[frank latch]

How would you describe Bananam's handling of his nation in Fish's Map War?

[west path]

african failed state number 52

[frank latch]

@west path I saw dms

I know what you're up to

[limpid plover]

Guh

[west path]

what

[frank latch]

I saw your DM's with Fish

[wraith quarry]

he was looking over my shoulder

[west path]

im not making it

my scaling potential is ass this run

[frank latch]

question

is it evil to buy all of my competitor's stock for a lower price so people have to buy from me?

(I forced them to lower their prices btw)

[west path]

no thats just ruthless capitalism

[west path]

isn't this a net loss though

[frank latch]

no
cus I can charge a higher price now

since the other source is now gone

[west path]

youre evil

[frank latch]

so it is evil!

[marsh lance]

@frank latch what is the goali attitude towards Vogalia (the invasion the government etc)
And what religion do they follow mainly?

[west path]

Pat you should be thinking about the future (Fish mw) not the past (bowlingstan)

[marsh lance]

Fish mw has not been hosted in like

A month

[west path]

that is why we think

about fis hmw

fish mw

i have set up several plans for it

way too many than i reasonably should

[vital latch]

fish mw IS THE PAST

fish mw is a old man trying to stay hip with the kids

[frank latch]

Solenianism
They view Vogalia as merciful occupiers. They just tolerate you pretty well
But the Goali Federation (which exists still) doesn't like Vogalia
Though their main religions are Solenianism, Skollarism and a small minority of Sharikhists

[west path]

fish mw is peak blawg

its so good

Truly

realistic politics

@frank latch why is bowingstan awfully similar to bowlingstan

does this mean that we go bowling in bowistan

[frank latch]

real...

[marsh lance]

They fr got assimilated 😭

[vital latch]

it's not even realistic if you aren'

oops sent early

[frank latch]

Bro remembering all the actions they processed for assimilating the Goali

[west path]

i blame the persona 5 demons

[vital latch]

if you aren't getting information from 853498051 different spies

each telling you different stuff

[marsh lance]

I meant like religiously, i didn’t even try to convert them

[west path]

no its just having to observe literally every piece moving

[frank latch]

that's not true

[west path]

and uhh

spies are a no go for me since im a western country 😢

[marsh lance]

https://tenor.com/view/let's-seal-the-deal-dap-me-up-fist-bump-handshake-seal-gif-2238273738223626114

[west path]

truly great evils

[frank latch]

you built Solenianist temples, churches and sent missionaries/priests

[vital latch]

that's way too much effort

[frank latch]

early in while assimilating them

[marsh lance]

The federation is the green mfs that got released by skollar right

[frank latch]

yeah

[marsh lance]

He gone get his ports after the civil war

[west path]

you get peak politics in exchange and great countrybuilding

[frank latch]

fr?

yey!

[west path]

it is the mapwar i have enjoyed the most

in all of my mapwar playing

[marsh lance]

Yuh

[west path]

it tops manneva

[frank latch]

(sorry, I was rooting for the Goali)

[marsh lance]

Is my memory really bad or are you gaslighting me

[frank latch]

I'm pretty sure you did these things
though I may be mistaken

Imma check

[marsh lance]

It ok i wanna see them thrive too (with half of them under my rule)

[frank latch]

wait

[west path]

@marsh lance give me your ports

actually

give me your country

otherwise great linzia will invade

(this message was sent by linzian propagandists)

LINZIA DOESNT EVEN HAVE AN OFFICIAL FLAG

ok the flag of macau should suffice

[vital latch]

the only politics I got was people acting like it's real life and getting offended at the concept of fun
the only country-building I got was being told that I need to follow a linear path to become ok

[west path]

🇲🇴 🇲🇴 🇲🇴 🇲🇴 🇲🇴 🇲🇴 🇲🇴 🇲🇴 🇲🇴 🇲🇴 🇲🇴 🇲🇴 🇲🇴 🇲🇴 🇲🇴 🇲🇴 🇲🇴 🇲🇴 🇲🇴 🇲🇴 🇲🇴 🇲🇴 🇲🇴 🇲🇴

[marsh lance]

Vogalians preaching peace and harmony when they’re asked about why they made a joint invasion of the federation ()

[balmy epoch]

TRYE

[west path]

Maizan will help erase the historical records

nobody will find out

[frank latch]

Soleianism

I was calling it the wrong thing for a while...

[marsh lance]

True…

[frank latch]

Soleianism

[vital latch]

it's trying so hard to be realistic that the only way to succeed is to mimic something that was successful in real life

[west path]

this is fish mw in 2024

[marsh lance]

Its ok BoW

[west path]

it was peaker in january but its still pretty peak

[frank latch]

Socialism = Soleianism?

Coincidence?

[west path]

tbf im following a model thats consistent and isnt actually used irl and it works quite fine

you just need something thats economically sound

[vital latch]

cast is the eu

[frank latch]

yk
I would really like to host a counterfeit DnD campaign
(there aren't any actual rules, stats or rolls, just rp)

[west path]

eseron has a fully nationalized agricultural sector and has a grand majority of its heavy industry nationalized

not many countries do this

[frank latch]

until I enact Terronein Steel

[vital latch]

the fact you're talking in concepts that have been pre established kinda is my point

[west path]

can you elaborate on what you mean then

that fish mw is restrictive in

[west path]

i would ban trade with terroe ngl

[frank latch]

[west path]

holy shit its already 2am wtf

[west path]

thats the way to counter terronein steel fool

If you cant trade it to me, then you cant crash my economy with it either!

[marsh lance]

As Vogalia opened its domain, Battle of Jhrudarsburg Goali Federation shrunk back in fear, then Volagia asked him “Are you the Goali because you are self sufficient, or are you self sufficient because you are the Goali” Goali federation froze before answering “Nah, i’d lose”

[marsh lance]

NO

IM NOT SOCIALIST

PLEASE

[west path]

Volgalia*

it just sound fancier

ngl

[marsh lance]

Damn bro you even spelled the correction wrong

[west path]

Truth

Vogalia isnt fancy but Volgalia

[frank latch]

I'll fly it in illegally

[marsh lance]

Maybe in my imperial age 🤫

[west path]

WHAT

volgalia confirmed to be imperialist?

[marsh lance]

The Vogal (ethnic denonym) empire

[marsh lance]

Is it imperialism if its unsettled territory

[west path]

you just described colonialism

so yeah

[frank latch]

btw
colonialism or imperialism isn't inherently evil or bad

[marsh lance]

I will not upset native people in their home regions i will just be there and assimilate myself into their cultures

[wraith ginkgo]

Hi

[west path]

does this mean that youre culturally genociding your people instead of theirs

not based

[marsh lance]

Colonialism*
Imperialism is a directly harmful ideology that involves the belief of taking over weaker nations

[marsh lance]

????

[frank latch]

common folk and peasants have begun waging a war against the natives due to territorial conflicts and Vogalian encroachment on their lands

[marsh lance]

No i’d just be like integrating into their region

[wraith ginkgo]

Oh this is the game room oops

[west path]

no millions must picture you holding vogalians at gunpoint and asking them to recite native poems and songs

@frank latch em tee cee 4

[frank latch]

"a policy of extending a country's power and influence through diplomacy or military force."

No
Imperialism is, as described just expanding a nation's influence

[marsh lance]

Yknow instead of being the “evil man” i can just be the new neighbor tim, or as in Vogalian, Tscjim 😂

[frank latch]

k

[marsh lance]

Oh then im 100% imperialist!! 😂

[west path]

pat will now nuke you with leftist centrism

[frank latch]

what's considered evil is how that nation chooses to do so

[marsh lance]

I WILL be going south

[west path]

I should nuke you buddy

[marsh lance]

Vro.. i mean no harm

[frank latch]

Looks at the United States

[west path]

only skollar gets rights to have colonies in the south

its like uhh

elitism

hes part of the upper class

youre just a level 1 mobster

hes a level 99 mafia boss

[frank latch]

I'm quoting you on this btw

[west path]

This is... mafia city

[frank latch]

"only skollar gets rights to have colonies in the south" -Maizan

[marsh lance]

It would kinda benefit you to have vogalians migrate to your area and beyond

[west path]

agnland

[marsh lance]

We are hardworking and easy to assimilate! Very tolerant

[west path]

how quickly can you expand 1 square meter apartments

[frank latch]

@west path btw qeive
Imma test how "tolerant" Maizan says they are

next session

[west path]

I will genocide the ethnic minority you throw at me

[marsh lance]

Do you have screws borrowed from your aunt, and eco friendly wood veneers?

[west path]

yes

[frank latch]

ah yes
tolerance

[marsh lance]

5 minutes tops

[west path]

Its new world thinking

[west path]

shi thats kinda good

aight we ball

[frank latch]

btw
this goes against Sharikhism

[west path]

@frank latch i lift the southern line

[marsh lance]

@frank latch quality of life in skollar compared to Vogalia btw?

[west path]

Proofer

[marsh lance]

For the average citizen

[west path]

like genuinely

[frank latch]

peculiar

[marsh lance]

https://tenor.com/view/british-british-empire-countryballs-country-humans-history-gif-4534512254373427845

[west path]

If they can expand an apartment in 5 minutes then thats kinda crazy

[west path]

i think i need to reinstate it

i cant let you become british

its like

[marsh lance]

https://tenor.com/view/impossible-country-failure-gif-13639820

[west path]

making you become hell itself

[frank latch]

besides
didn't you state tolerance is an integral part of Sharikhist beliefs?

[west path]

why are you yapping about my clearly unserious comment

[frank latch]

ngl
The United States delivered a pretty devastating blow

[frank latch]

because

[limpid plover]

Hiiii

[frank latch]

I wanna

[west path]

i dont see you on mtc4

wya bow

[limpid plover]

Hiii guys

[west path]

the person whos gonna be upholding the southern line will be linzia now

not maizan

maizan doesnt even have an east coast

[marsh lance]

Except im not racist and supremacist like them

[west path]

So..

youre scottish?

[frank latch]

sorry
I was loading roblox

[marsh lance]

I mean.. yeah precisely actually

[frank latch]

you're not the only one who has to fight the loading screen

[marsh lance]

I have scottish climate

[void axle]

Ok Pol Pot

[west path]

cant believe bowistan will have a scottish colonial empire

[west path]

REAL

the final boss of roblox

[frank latch]

of any game tbh

[limpid plover]

Guh

[west path]

the ravenfield loading screen isnt terrible

[void axle]

Wait is this against the rules

Are we allowed to say his name

[marsh lance]

Bros navy will not stand a CHANCE 😭

[west path]

@marsh lance Hello Grunda Holmea. It is me, Rasuph. Please send me 5,000,000 Imperial marks to free me from Linzian prison and reclaim Maizan. We must overthrow the evil Gilded Blades Regime!

[frank latch]

bro is still dealing with a much smaller navy in the bay WITH ALLIED SUPPORT

[marsh lance]

RASUPH IS DEAD

[vital latch]

fish mw isnt the kind of mw where you can bring a unique idea to the table

[marsh lance]

On my soul bro better NEVER initiate a naval war with me

[marsh lance]

Especially after the upcoming Hōlmean reforms 🤫

[wraith quarry]

@west path i have asked terroe, to join with me in taking a more active role in international politics

[west path]

nah they faked his death to replace him with the dead rasuph the II

he will return in 150 AS trust

hes immortal

[wraith quarry]

i.e
"don't invade this random nation, can you make some compromises"

[marsh lance]

https://tenor.com/view/cry-crying-heart-broken-funeral-tasha-smith-gif-13006602

[wraith quarry]

you can just
within the scope of being possible in reality

[marsh lance]

Gründa rn

[west path]

depends on how much you want to cook and how much you want to get cooked