🎲game-room

[noble cradle]

Is red you

[hollow garden]

Does this HRE look natural

@noble cradle

And the Netherlands too

[noble cradle]

The only thing unnatural is France being unified

[hollow garden]

For some reason I'm having issues with making it look not weird

[hollow garden]

real

[frank latch]

Nothing to look at here
Just normal HRE business

[quick idol]

Why would you torture yourself like that

[west path]

so i think this is where ill leave it off at

[west path]

yes

[west path]

@noble cradle Your war elephants should have arrived by now

[noble cradle]

Amazing

Is aoh3 a map painting game

And how deep is it btw

[west path]

aight i gotta do the dishes rq

[west path]

its shallow

[west path]

depends

[noble cradle]

Is it fun though

[west path]

i mean

you saw me conquer a fuckton of the world as byzantium

so yes

@wraith quarry i finished washing the dishes i can play mtc now

please tell me this isnt just

war thunder

[wraith quarry]

it's not

it's war thunder but with multiple crew members

and infantry

basically lego squad

[west path]

infantry seems like they'd die quite easily

[west path]

do people genuinely play infantry

like isn't infantrys main goal to push up w/ tanks

[marsh lance]

I have not been on here a lot recently

[wraith quarry]

yes

it's good for killing tanks

especially german ones

[marsh lance]

Hiii klez

[wraith quarry]

german tanks suck at Anti infantry

[west path]

creyzee

are there AT units

[marsh lance]

This looks based

[wraith quarry]

no

[west path]

@wraith quarry what team are you on

[wraith quarry]

yellow team

german team

[west path]

schwalbenheim kingdom or eagle federation

[wraith quarry]

which one sounds germans to u

[frank latch]

definiely Eagle

[west path]

I mean

the Eagle is a german symbol

[wraith quarry]

no

[west path]

and germany is a federation

[wraith quarry]

join yellow

and go infantry, left spawn

[frank latch]

Qevie has a point

[west path]

i do love when decals are the last thing to load in

[wraith quarry]

also please wear a uniform
your bright avatar is insane

(you can pick one in the loadout)

[marsh lance]

What are we talking about chat

[marsh lance]

HI BOWE

[wraith quarry]

MTC 4

[west path]

bro tryhards this

[wraith quarry]

it's important when laying down in the grass

[west path]

ok but I LITERALLY HAVE A BRIGHT PINK HAT

its a cake

[west path]

MTC4

also what rimworld colony are you making rn

[wraith quarry]

oh well

also round ended

next round will prob be ww2 still

if possble go eagle fed

or hawk republic

NOT DUSTBOWL

cooked

~ping

[hardy saffron]

Pong! 117ms

[wraith quarry]

ping here isnt bad

but ping to boblox is awful

lovely

[west path]

best servers they can afford

[wraith quarry]

the hamster running the servers does the best they can

[west path]

which team

im going hawk republic because its literally ukraine

Hej, Sokoły!

[wraith quarry]

it's USSR

btw

[west path]

where tf do i set my loadout

[wraith quarry]

me waiting for the server to load

[wraith quarry]

when u spawn

click the lockers

[west path]

what do engineers do

[wraith quarry]

idk tbh

also im stuck on eagle

[marsh lance]

Sanguophage

Western / victorian era mods

[wraith quarry]

oh my god the lag

[marsh lance]

What is this foreign concept to me

[wraith quarry]

okay im on Hawk

[west path]

im on hawk

[marsh lance]

@west path what is mtc4

[west path]

multicrew tank combat 4

[marsh lance]

Oh hell yeah

https://tenor.com/view/fish-state-fish-estate-mtc4-fish-state-mtc4-fish-roblox-gif-3124050060076572693

Wait shit i cant hop on 😢

Unfortunately

Im at my dads rn

[frank latch]

🫡

LONG LIVE THE FISH STATE

[sullen pawn]

Why does this look photoshopped

[wraith quarry]

it doesnt

[sullen pawn]

It does

[marsh lance]

Is that a creature

[frank latch]

there's nothing in this image I recognize as part of reality

(also I am aware it is close up of the fire)

but still

I can't tell what it is by itself

[sullen pawn]

That’s what I’m saying

It’s so strange

I tried to edit it

[marsh lance]

Is this fire real

This is stalker anomaly gang

[marsh lance]

Is this ai generated

[sullen pawn]

no 😭

Ok so parfume is cooked

[hollow garden]

What is thisa

I'm stupid

[hollow garden]

Real

[hollow garden]

hello pat!

the patium

[hollow garden]

Thanks!

I finished it

It's the map of Europe at the start of the Spanish war of succession

And coincidentally the great northern war

[sullen pawn]

Have you ever seen someone warned for Christianphobia

[hollow garden]

I have not but this probably happened

[marsh lance]

I think they may be scared of christians

[sullen pawn]

I’m gonna do a little experiment when I get home

[hollow garden]

Me when I see a cross

[marsh lance]

Chat.. is this a mw??

[hollow garden]

NO

[marsh lance]

Inshallah are you the shaitan??

[hollow garden]

I'm working on an alternate history scenario

[marsh lance]

Wait

No wrong sign

Are you the devil???

[pine copper]

Can I be Austria when this happens

[hollow garden]

Yes Alhamdulillah

[steep merlin]

Set a reminder in 3 hours and 10 minutes from now (<t:1730603794:f>)
View reminders with the reminders command

[marsh lance]

https://tenor.com/view/read-gif-25879491

[hollow garden]

@marsh lance as a wise goober

[marsh lance]

Ahh dont call me that

[hollow garden]

What do you think would have happened if France won the Spanish war of succession

[marsh lance]

I speak out of my ass most of the time, and i don’t know much about specifics

[hollow garden]

real

[marsh lance]

Hm

Well

[hollow garden]

Literally everyone in game room

[marsh lance]

I guess france would be hella lit

For real for real

As the youngins say

https://tenor.com/view/seal-baikalseal-nerpa-cute-gif-27364097

[hollow garden]

When I was a youngling seal

I used to say for real

But now I say for eel

🗣️

what is this cursed gif

[frank latch]

me being forced to read (I can't read)

[frank latch]

cursed?
it's adorable

[silent smelt]

https://tenor.com/view/cats-goodnight-night-gif-12275228200536722859

Jarz 2028

[marsh lance]

Evil

https://tenor.com/view/nerpa-baikal-seal-scream-gif-16648484218355446586

[wraith quarry]

@west path ngl that server was ultra laggy

[marsh lance]

Always find the youngling seal in your heart

https://tenor.com/view/seal-kiss-baikal-cute-love-gif-23235631

[wraith quarry]

if you ever play modern and can do fish state i guarantee you will love it

it's possible to place C4 on your truck and uhh

drive towards the enemy

you fill in the rest

[west path]

are you switching servers

sob

@wraith quarry people were arguing in roblox that the g slur wasnt a slur

like WHAT

[west path]

no

im not even a seal bro

[west path]

God would curse the world

[west path]

japan strat

[frank latch]

creazy

[west path]

@wraith quarry I think you got me addicted to mtc4

HOP ON MTC4

[frank latch]

should I join?

[west path]

we left

like

10 mins ag

o

[frank latch]

I gotta finish this math assignment rq though 🙏

[west path]

i am however

down to game

because fish got me hooked

[frank latch]

erm
ain't it 4 am in Polska?

no wait

no yes

[west path]

1:30am

effectively

I can game

[frank latch]

no wait

no yes

wait

huh??

ignore me

[wraith quarry]

oh wait

[frank latch]

my brain has stopped operating

[wraith quarry]

i thought you were quitting

i hop back on

[frank latch]

@wraith quarry @west path give me 3 minutes at most 🙏

[wraith quarry]

bow and i can communicate by voice

you will know nothing qevie

[west path]

ok

[west path]

im not showing roblox my documents

[wraith quarry]

peak

[west path]

they will not tie me to arson

i am an innocent man

who burned down several tax offices

[wraith quarry]

mhm

[west path]

its all civil service i swear

[west path]

no

i quit from entry point

idk when the relapse happens

@wraith quarry You will live through the joy of EU servers at night time

[balmy epoch]

what is the g slur

[west path]

we're playing as the germans this time btw

[balmy epoch]

gay?

[west path]

roma people slur

[west path]

of course youd say this

[frank latch]

what does bro mean by this?

[balmy epoch]

it isn’t

[west path]

hes one of them so he can say it

[west path]

ok then say it

[balmy epoch]

I’m 75% Roma so I could but this server doesn’t like it

[frank latch]

I see

[west path]

this server is the closest you can get to anarchycord without being anarchycord

[pine copper]

Let’s go rescue Jerusalem

[west path]

@wraith quarry why are you not in my server

DIE

dear god

[west path]

its modern..

ok eu servers suck ass

[marsh lance]

You can if you want to

[west path]

Nop

[west path]

ion care

[wraith quarry]

i hopped off for a min

sorry

i hop on

[frank latch]

I got a question wrong 😭

[west path]

Nuke yourself

I had to go through a EU server

[frank latch]

(I switched the sign 👽 )

[wild mason]

https://tenor.com/view/let's-seal-the-deal-dap-me-up-fist-bump-handshake-seal-gif-2238273738223626114

[wraith quarry]

skill issue?

[west path]

Theyre worse than US servers in terms of ping

…And i live in europe

[wraith quarry]

roblox servers

am i right

[west path]

Please destroy that platform

[marsh lance]

https://tenor.com/view/baikal-seal-nerpa-experiment-gif-27404430

[west path]

just math better

[wraith quarry]

OH MYG DO

MODERN

YES

TDYUEW

DGIYGRF

ADSGKYUDG FD'

ERWSKYUDGADS

YGFS;OJ VGDYTSEG

FVYEFQRH'-

GQDFACYUGGR

[marsh lance]

The baikal seal is the greatest creature on earth

[marsh lance]

Little penguin please

[frank latch]

I did greater than or equal to instead of less than or equal to

[west path]

Im polluting its habitat

[wraith quarry]

@west path get in BMP comrade

[frank latch]

which meant the graph was wrong

[marsh lance]

https://tenor.com/view/seal-happy-seal-seal-love-baikal-seal-gif-4004194442139721314

[west path]

@wraith quarry what team

Green or RED

[frank latch]

GREEN

[wraith quarry]

red

obviously

[west path]

NOO

I WAS ASSIGNED TO THE REDS

[marsh lance]

Atleast poland’s ecosystems will recover from qevie’s astronomical stench while he’s away at lake baikal

[west path]

GLORY TO MOTHER RUSSIA

[marsh lance]

Lets all pray for the baikal seal

https://tenor.com/view/seal-baikal-seal-raise-hand-nerpa-skrunkly-gif-12533538408043925758

[midnight ocean]

@wild mason have you heard of blumi map war

[balmy epoch]

comrade, if you mess up a single inch of mother Russia we will turn your sissy land into a wasteland

[balmy epoch]

are you acnaqtron

[marsh lance]

I love acnaq

[wild mason]

~bt

[hardy saffron]

@wild mason: /@1179855215629959230 Have you heard of Blueman's Card Wars?

[midnight ocean]

Ikella

[balmy epoch]

what do you think of Jews

[midnight ocean]

I cannot provide opinions that contain discriminatory content. Is there anything else I can help you with?

[balmy epoch]

what do you think of Froh

[frank latch]

Alright
I'm done

[frank latch]

evil Acnaq will

proof evil acnaq is better

[marsh lance]

Done with what (i am inactive)

[frosty drum]

?

[hollow bobcat]

@frank latch Can I use sfop itnv in Bowistan

[frank latch]

no idea what you just said

ah I see

you can use it
but it'll drain your resources

[balmy epoch]

@frank latch meo keie kwidie Bowistan sfop dkejsd eidid genocide keidiem aodoe pppeee4 100k smsodke ksks mass graves

[frank latch]

~bt

[hardy saffron]

@frank latch: @frank latch meo kei quidi boistan spop dkjsd it was mass killing kidim aodo pppe4 100k smsodk kks big grave

[sullen pawn]

Fluffy dog

[marsh lance]

~bt

[hardy saffron]

@marsh lance: @frank latch during the murder meo kei kidi stop spop dkjsd kidim aodo pppe4 100k smsodk kks grave

[marsh lance]

Dead ass chat

[wild mason]

https://tenor.com/view/mouse-gif-24345075

[frosty drum]

Shhhhhh
I'm in the Walls of Discord

[wild mason]

#🌎general message

[pine copper]

When did acnaq become Rivera

[midnight ocean]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-theoretical-fake-dog-fake-ai-deep-fake-dog-gif-11985677374516977512

[wild mason]

The Zlornk

[midnight ocean]

When is the game room gang hopping on ai Minecraft

[wild mason]

I considered it but then realized they'd probably steal my info somehow

Don't ALIEN me you gotta know how sketchy AI startups can be

[vital latch]

whats this

[wild mason]

Basically an AI Minecraft ripoff that is an actual nightmare to watch

Every frame everything morphos weird it

[wild mason]

#🤡memes message here's a video of it

[vital latch]

genuinely wtf

[wild mason]

This is one of the few times I'm happy Minecraft is owned by Microsoft because they can 100% get this sued into oblivion

[pine copper]

Decart.ai

[wild mason]

if you made this i will actually find you and murder you

[west path]

@wraith quarry must steal more tank next MTC session

[wild mason]

https://youtu.be/7Jd-Rr9cJYo?t=114 @vital latch

[west path]

its i cannot generate content that's discriminatory

get it right

[midnight ocean]

It’s like a dream

[wraith quarry]

hopefully i can see then

[midnight ocean]

Like actually playing a dream it seems really cool

[vital latch]

ok found the website and uh

what the fuck

I need to see someone beat the game in that

[frank latch]

AI is definitely going to take over the world at this rate

[vital latch]

it still kinda sucks

[frank latch]

(that was the joke)

that might have not been clear

sorry

[wild mason]

FUCK YOU

OK

Im streaming ity

[steep merlin]

Reminder for @sullen pawn

Reminder from YAGPDB

google forum expirment

[silent raft]

hi game room

[wild mason]

hello turtle

[midnight ocean]

Should have pinged me smh

[wild mason]

it actually hurt to play

like

you would fall out of the sky at random

[midnight ocean]

I want to see if it’s possible to get to the end and “beat” it

[wild mason]

nope

you are on a 5 minute timer

[vital latch]

what if you use signs to convey a message to the ai?

getting signs itself might be a struggle though

[wild mason]

if you turn slihtly

a sign will morph

its insane

like

you look at one thing weird and then you're in a 2011 base

[vital latch]

if you look at the sky then look back down it basically just refreshes the whole world

[hollow garden]

@cunning niche how many upvotes do you have

Enta khasme

Zay ma bey2olo

Khale sahbak 2orayb W 3dowak a2rab

[midnight ocean]

You just need to trick the ai into thinking your going to or in the end by maybe focusing on blocks similar pallet wise to end stone or stone brick

That’s my hypothesis

That’s assuming they have a significant amount of training data in the stronghold and the end though

Imma try it out in a little bit

[wild mason]

When I did try something similar to that it was

Very unpleasant

Like actually nauseating

[midnight ocean]

It’s hella cool though how it works though

[wild mason]

One of the things I managed was to break it so I was always falling in a hole that didn't exist onto a Stony mountain

[midnight ocean]

Yeah I’ve seen in the video I watched the ai seems to have a little bit of a preference towards deserts and stony mountains

Speed runners often prioritize starting in deserts for desert temple loot and usually they’re so expansive and homogenous that I can see why the ai is more likely to generate them however idk what their issue with mountains is

@wild mason whats the link to the ai minecraft

[balmy epoch]

ai Minecraft is peak

[midnight ocean]

nvm found it

ill start in the village outpost

that was the trippiest experience of my life

that felt like an actual dream

[balmy epoch]

can you send it to me

I lost the link and can’t find it again

[wild mason]

Can't wait until someone makes a VR version

[midnight ocean]

https://oasis.decart.ai/starting-point

this is what playing minecraft on shrooms feels like

[wild mason]

What the fuck

[midnight ocean]

I actually managed to get to the nether so Ill take that as progress

[wild mason]

I wonder what a warden would be like if you managed to find one

[midnight ocean]

I actually wonder what version this was trained on

or if its a combination

because I havent seen anything from caves and cliffs I dont think

man thats so trippy

[wild mason]

How did you do that

[balmy epoch]

I read that as decafa

[midnight ocean]

I genuinely couldnt tell you I think something that looked vaguely like lava generated and I focused on it and got into the nether

[midnight ocean]

ok this is actually giving me a headache i gotta take a break

[brittle gust]

I was chilling with my cousins smh

Game roomians not letting me enjoy my weekends

What did I miss tho

[rustic canyon]

guys im wondering why my xbox one s didnt explode after i booted up black ops 6

[brittle gust]

It was blessed by God

You must go to church and pray to god for blessing you

[rustic canyon]

ok

[silent smelt]

@west path guess what the slovak minister of the interior did

[visual igloo]

he killed 16 czechs?

[silent smelt]

something even more stupid

[visual igloo]

(sopranos reference btw)

[brittle gust]

Did he pick shitty interior designs for the Slovak parliament?

[timber compass]

trump or kamala?

[silent smelt]

far worse

[brittle gust]

#🗳politics-room

[brittle gust]

Did he outlaw interior furnishing?

[silent smelt]

he added polish carved ornaments into the slovak password from google

[visual igloo]

or maybe he hired some chechen rebels

[brittle gust]

Is that bad

[silent smelt]

yeah

[west path]

antagonized voters?

[west path]

😭

actual stupidity

[dusk finch]

Hello I’m new here

[west path]

@wraith quarry when MTC4

[weak parcel]

@silent smelt

@wild mason

[placid gulch]

Blud is summoning the team

[silent smelt]

jarz 2028

[weak parcel]

jarz would you rather eat one orange

or two mice

[silent smelt]

neither

[weak parcel]

no u cant pick that

[silent smelt]

one orange probs

[weak parcel]

ugh basic bitch answer

[silent smelt]

https://tenor.com/view/power-jeremy-fragrance-gif-7621753315283580988

[brittle gust]

Blumi alt

[weak parcel]

@brittle gust what would u do

[silent smelt]

Do not associate me with blumister

[brittle gust]

I'd take the apples

[brittle gust]

Apple superiority

[weak parcel]

wow fuck you

[brittle gust]

Wow that's mean

:<

[weak parcel]

ok im sorry

do u forgive me qwas

[brittle gust]

Aye

[weak parcel]

ok

[hollow garden]

@weak parcel Cita!

I missed u

[weak parcel]

@hollow garden hello hello hello

hwoar eyou

klaznim

[novel jay]

@frank latch I’m stoked for today (Please don’t ghost us)

[west path]

i would fish out a shark, hand it over to some icelanders and then eat it after its been prepared

why are aoh3 updates so large

this shit is stupid

[brittle gust]

Time to start...

[west path]

Fish is dead, but who killed him?

[west path]

,roll 20 say 'i hate rectangles'

[haughty inlet]

qevie

:game_die: You rolled 17

[west path]

ok thats all im doing

[brittle gust]

😢

[west path]

hosting on actual paper is a ❌

[brittle gust]

I'm not hosting

[west path]

ereal

why'd u draw that out brw

[brittle gust]

I'm going to digitalize it 😭

[west path]

vomit

[brittle gust]

I don't have a stylus so i drew on paper

[west path]

where is fish when i need him

i need mtc4 in my bloodstream

[west path]

what are your opinions on the roman raj

[brittle gust]

...

Bro

That's my wet dreams all in one

[west path]

real

[brittle gust]

I need to get AoH 3 to witness this

It is AoH right?

[west path]

yes

aoh3

[brittle gust]

Alright

[west path]

i formed eastern rome, subsequently becoming the global power

fought off like

15 coalitions

[brittle gust]

💪

[west path]

no it was pain

i got full sieged like 2 minutes in and i was only hanging on due to winning all the battles

[brittle gust]

But still 💪

[silent smelt]

@pulsar lake why do we try to prevent mold from eating our food?

what is this froh-ahh behaivour

mold is also a living organism and we should treat it that way

[west path]

why cant i copy ottoman america

[silent smelt]

we shouldnt starve it

[west path]

i should replay my byzantine save and play as that

[west path]

sorry no its apart of the lower class

no can do

[silent smelt]

racism

ban qevie 2

[west path]

If marxist societies are truly equal, then they should allow mould to grow over their food 🤔

also ban livestock

and farming

and foraging

the only option is to starve

oh and you cant touch anything because that disrupts the microbes in there

[silent smelt]

you're right but this is more like a human rights thing you know

and also capitalism

Mold grows on our capital

[west path]

i disagree

[silent smelt]

Our fruits, houses and etc

[west path]

im a die-hard capitalist i would never allow this to transpire

not my property 😡

[silent smelt]

likewise, I am Elon Musk

but mold like

it's free workforce

you just need to feed it

[west path]

the french learnt to use it

we should learn from them

[silent smelt]

I heard eyequ also is covered in mold

self cleaning capabilities

[west path]

real

[sullen pawn]

btw im hosting a ww2 mw in the aw server

if anyone wants to join!

[west path]

who cares

[silent smelt]

^^

[sullen pawn]

i dislike both of you btw

[west path]

once again

who cares

[sullen pawn]

why did you wake up on the wrong side of the bed

[silent smelt]

this feels as if an ant told me he hates me

such a disaster!

[west path]

why'd you go to the realm of the living and not the realm of the dead

[sullen pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/speech-bubble-cat-kitten-gif-25320661

this is both of you

btw

[west path]

excuse to persecute more of its kind

they're hostile to the society youre meant to uphold

[silent smelt]

no

[west path]

ok but once more, who cares

[silent smelt]

ok maybe

they have their own society

[sullen pawn]

alpha is not cooking with this comeback

[silent smelt]

just like froh, blumi and etc...

[west path]

wait dont they like grow fungus

[sullen pawn]

buddy is like 2 years late to the who cares/who asked shenanigans

[west path]

does this mean they could teach us how to utilize mold

[silent smelt]

I think mold uses them ngl

controls the ants

the ants tried to tame the lion but failed

[west path]

kind of humiliating ngl

considering how they're meant to be 'pioneers'

[silent smelt]

to be fair there's 7 trillion of them

so couple of them being infected and turned into zombies is less than a fart

[west path]

7 trillion free workers

think like an opportunsit

opportunist*

[silent smelt]

It's on the same level, consequence-wise, as when Garlic tells you that he hates you

[brittle gust]

Link

Dms

[west path]

true

[sullen pawn]

@west path @silent smelt btw qwas cares

thats who

[silent smelt]

@brittle gust do you support garlic or jd vance?

[brittle gust]

I support joe

Joe mama

[silent smelt]

@west path I might have met the stupidest TESLA owners yet

do you think they know what traction control is? 😭

I wish for them to disable traction control and try flicking the wheel like that and see what happens

[hollow bobcat]

Zero aerodynamics

Is that a jeep

[west path]

i dont think so

[west path]

the thing that bothers me is the fact that they're driving the cyber truck ngl

[wheat aspen]

it literally says the car name 😭

[wraith quarry]

bro is critically addicted in just 1 day of playing

[west path]

PL;EASE

I NEED IT

[limpid plover]

Hiii

[west path]

@wraith quarry HOP ON

🙏 🙏 🙏 🙏 🙏 🙏 🙏 🙏 🙏 🙏 🙏 🙏 🙏 🙏 🙏 🙏 🙏 🙏 🙏 🙏 🙏 🙏 🙏 🙏 🙏 🙏

[wraith quarry]

okay bro

lucky for you

my eyesight is working atm

[west path]

YES

WE'RE SO BACK

[west path]

the blind mole rat arc ends

[wraith quarry]

until later today

[west path]

Ive peaked

[wraith quarry]

@west path now you will learn the wonders of fish state gameplay

[limpid plover]

Whats that

[wraith quarry]

https://tenor.com/view/fish-state-gif-1186094836026974698

[west path]

WHAT

[wraith quarry]

we can do suicide bombings

~ping

[hardy saffron]

Pong! 122ms

[west path]

real

@wraith quarry i love roblox ping i love roblox ping

amen

[frank latch]

in game*

[spring bison]

https://tenor.com/view/dr-house-house-md-cursed-the-curse-cursed-images-gif-9514785705741002263

[frank latch]

(this is for the FBI agents watching)

[west path]

@wraith quarry millions must have 30k ping in roblox

i couldnt even load in the game 😍

rejoining rn because and suffering through hell again

[wraith quarry]

i can't play for long today

max of 10 more mins

[west path]

WHAT

im not gonna load in in time

@wraith quarry im still loading in

its a lost cause

[west path]

i can only play late evenings and during the night

thats so fried

[marsh lance]

BOW do you ship Gründa Hōlmea and Rasuph II

[frank latch]

unreal

[frank latch]

no?

[marsh lance]

😢

[limpid plover]

Gaaaaaaah

[marsh lance]

Dont worry Gräsuph II

[limpid plover]

Hiiiii pataaa

[marsh lance]

They dont know you like i do

[marsh lance]

Heey

[limpid plover]

Hruu

[hollow garden]

Can I join

[rose cape]

join me

[west path]

WHAT

YOURE PLAYING??

IM SO UP

LIFE IS GOOD

@frank latch does the bay is have lemon

and fruit

the bay is the mediterranean right

[frank latch]

uhh

no

[west path]

RIGGED

BAD

BAD MW

[frank latch]

👽

[west path]

@frank latch launch a Jihad on Qwas, we need his lemons

[frank latch]

should have chosen a better spawning location 🙏

[frank latch]

Lemons don't exist

they haven't been created yet

[west path]

pattington said they do

and qwas has them

Thus

i must invade

[west path]

what biome are we

[frank latch]

desert

[limpid plover]

Bowiee

[brittle gust]

Well

Sure

I've not been on a war for a while

[limpid plover]

Qwassy

[brittle gust]

My only option is to kill fakher

[west path]

im talking about the bay

[brittle gust]

If I want to eat someone

[west path]

can i is have lemon

[brittle gust]

I'll sell

[west path]

Must have citrus

[west path]

i want a 100% discount

if not im going to colonize in your area and farm them myself

[brittle gust]

@frank latch wait do I have a Mediterranean climate?

I forgot what climate i am

[marsh lance]

WAAAIIIT

WAIT

[frank latch]

temperate, deciduous forests, birch forests

[frank latch]

yes
You have positive host bias points

[brittle gust]

W

[marsh lance]

@frank latch ISNT THE AREA JUST BELOW OF THE DORAK PENINSULA A TEMPERATE CLIMATE

[limpid plover]

😔

[brittle gust]

Gonna spend them all on 10 page long actions

[west path]

@frank latch can we get coffee

im literally the ottomans

[spring bison]

Rumburg will fall

[west path]

the people who popularized coffee in europe

[frank latch]

an essay is 200 point cost
for each page

[west path]

and i also HAVE AN ETHIOPIA CLIMATE IN MY LAND

THUS I SHOULD BE ABLE TO GET COFFEE

[brittle gust]

How many pages do I have

[brittle gust]

Bro you're gonna kill your population with an addiction

It'll be worse than OPIUM

Sell it to me

[west path]

you're not getting exclusive goods

[marsh lance]

@frank latch is it.. stable for cotton

[west path]

coffee tasted bad when it was originally made

it just made people more awake

👽

[brittle gust]

I'll just make deals with your merchants 🥱

[brittle gust]

It'll make them addicted

[west path]

im gonna ban trade with Noltia

[brittle gust]

Eitherways

[marsh lance]

Qwas wevie is being mean and won’t let me colonize to get trade with noltia 😢

[west path]

all who trade with the noltians will be persecuted

[brittle gust]

That's evil

[west path]

Sorry but if you can give me cotton i can give you your rights

to colonize south

and trade with him

[brittle gust]

You're being very evil

Pat you shouldn't colonise

I will murder you

[marsh lance]

Just small ports

[west path]

@marsh lance hes more evil than me

[brittle gust]

(IN THE MW)

[brittle gust]

Pretty sure that's what oil said

[marsh lance]

Thats all i need to extend my ship range

[brittle gust]

Look at Ho'olia

[marsh lance]

Well yknow.. im not Brzykna

Im a businessman not a monster

[brittle gust]

I shall be the only one to colonise in the south east

I will become a toddler and cause ruckus if anyone else tries that

[frank latch]

yes...

[spring bison]

Rumburg progress

[frank latch]

I wouldn't consider it an Ethiopian climate ngl.
But in theory is could grow
only issue is soil quality and rainfall

[marsh lance]

https://tenor.com/view/pirates-of-the-caribbean-gif-21841403

[west path]

i will fix it by using wells to irrigate

[marsh lance]

And does this have wild cotton…

[west path]

clothing production is 🆙

[marsh lance]

So true

Vogalian linen will go so hard

[brittle gust]

Pattington https://discord.com/channels/@me/1296971679884509274/1302632708941287484

Choose

[cunning niche]

#unknown

[brittle gust]

(not a mw)

[brittle gust]

Choose a plot of land and make your nation and name it

[brittle gust]

(I'm just worldbuilding lazily)

[cunning niche]

Nvm then

[cunning niche]

Oh

[brittle gust]

🥺

[cunning niche]

Then okay

[brittle gust]

🎉

[cunning niche]

Give me any random isolated island and base me off the british

[brittle gust]

Elf island

[brittle gust]

Nothing is really that isolated so I'll have to make a new spot

Hmmm

Do you want one of those central islands

?

[west path]

@rose cape why do you still exist in the UK

[brittle gust]

Do you not yet realise? He's trapped.

[west path]

true

he should have stayed in mumbai

[frank latch]

yes
and Skollarz and NPC plantations have already started cultivating and producing cotton

[brittle gust]

Mysore*

Wrong state buddy

Mumbai is also ew

It's like uh

[west path]

nerd

[brittle gust]

The NYC of India

[brittle gust]

(i think)

[west path]

urban hellscape

?

[marsh lance]

https://tenor.com/view/kah-gif-25638404

[west path]

ew skillerz has it ion want it anymore

[marsh lance]

His colonies are miniscule

[brittle gust]

@umbral bloom @clever lantern am i correct or wrong i forgot

[marsh lance]

Next session i have plans for after the civil war

Vogalian policy on criminals is that we put our criminals to work for the people that they previously tried to steal from

[brittle gust]

Bow when are the nordians joining me I'm very alone and getting impatient 😈

[brittle gust]

Interesting

[marsh lance]

Unless they’re like stealing food to live, by soleianist principle it is a forgivable crime and charity is a virtue

[limpid plover]

Jump

[brittle gust]

I should copy that but put them on community service 24x7

Make them build my towns

[marsh lance]

True

I capture pirates and make them serve in my navy

[brittle gust]

And then give them homes on said expanded parts for them to rehabilitate

[west path]

serfdom with extra steps

[frank latch]

tbf
if you stop genociding everyone who tries to spawn near you or expand near you
you might be less lonely

[brittle gust]

Only thamior

I ONLY DID THAT TO THAMO

[marsh lance]

You are no different

[rose cape]

7 months

[frank latch]

what about the NPC settlers that tried to begin their own state?

[west path]

should i hosta qeva mw rn

[marsh lance]

And + criminals have potential to be freed for their work

[rose cape]

@frank latch are you hosta?

[west path]

ok so serfdom

[brittle gust]

Separatists

[west path]

@frank latch dont hosta play mtc4 with me instead

[brittle gust]

Have to set an example for future seppies

[rose cape]

mario kart 4

[marsh lance]

I need to tweak this

[west path]

is this real

[rose cape]

WHY ISNT MY ROBO STARTING

[west path]

what

[rose cape]

roblo

[west path]

insane

[spring bison]

finally

[frank latch]

these are lies

[spring bison]

Rumburg done

[frank latch]

MTC4 won't load for you

[brittle gust]

I'm 99.99% sure that serfs don't get free for 99.99% of the time

[west path]

mtc4 takes me like 10 hours to load in be happy u dont have to live through that

[rose cape]

america

[west path]

i need to pray

[rose cape]

it's still loading for me

[frank latch]

when did Amazting get the Polish internet curse?

[marsh lance]

The one crime that cannot be forgiven is murder, by principle of soleianism you must forsake your previous freedoms and lifestyle to adopt a new lifestyle of atonement, for you have taken away another persons freedoms of living and their lifestyle

[rose cape]

nvm it loaded

[marsh lance]

This atonement will be working for the better of the people you once harmed 🤯

(Or something that benefits the economy )

[limpid plover]

Gaaaaaaah

[frank latch]

tax evasion

https://tenor.com/view/darth-vader-im-ready-lightsaber-star-wars-gif-15851238

[limpid plover]

Ayayaaaaa

[limpid plover]

Bowiee

[marsh lance]

Tax evasion is punished by the merchant guilds so uhh good luck

[frank latch]

💀 the Merchant guilds are not legally bound to any laws by this standard

[marsh lance]

But no i currently dont have any laws against tax evasion because im a good critter ❤️

[frank latch]

they could effectively enslave tax evaders until they pay off their debt

[west path]

the game takes 20 hours to join and then another 50 to load in all the assets

which btw usually doesnt work

[west path]

this is why maizani law better

[marsh lance]

This is a valuable life lesson to not evade taxes

I have a series of reforms i want to make once i win the civil war

[west path]

i can send you one thermonuclear bomb to wipe out the rebels

[wraith quarry]

bro my supply of slaves got cut off

[marsh lance]

Why are fishes messages so star-able

[west path]

what the fuck happened

[marsh lance]

Uhh the thing about that is

The Vogalian end of dorak is tiny

You would destroy the peninsula 😭

Nuclear warfare would destroy bowistan because of how small the map is

Im Connecticut

[spring bison]

peak

[west path]

rea

[spring bison]

managed to name some of the villages

not finished tho

[cunning niche]

i have cotton also!

[frank latch]

ye

[frank latch]

this is why we have Fish posting in Bowistan

[cunning niche]

I got start making premium clothes btw

[west path]

oh nvm @marsh lance trade prospects are OVER

[cunning niche]

We have everything they have

Cuz of the sister republic

[limpid plover]

Oh mah gahhhhhhh

[frank latch]

why do you assume so much?

[cunning niche]

Im exaggerating

But mostly

[west path]

@rose cape are you a hawk republican or an eagle federationalist

[limpid plover]

I love you patty
I love you klezzy
I love you qwassy
I love you qevie
I love you belemin
I love you bowie
I love you skillerz
I love you thamior
I love you honey bee
I love you blumi
I love you venus
I love you parader
I love you garlic
I love you fish

[marsh lance]

I can make MORE of it

[marsh lance]

Thank you nso

[cunning niche]

Where am i

[marsh lance]

Banams entire nation vs. my western colonies size

(And yet to be further settled)

I have all the benefits of a scottish climate AND its just flatlands

[cunning niche]

@frank latch how much of this land is actually like used

[marsh lance]

So i can grow everything scotland can grow.. except more

[cunning niche]

Cus ur just pulling an amazeria

Power projection

[marsh lance]

A lot of it is rural farmland

[cunning niche]

With borders and claims

[marsh lance]

This is settled land gangy

[cunning niche]

My land is like double the size of the colonies actual size

[marsh lance]

Yeah idk if thats how the map works

[cunning niche]

I cant explain what i mean

I mean like my mainland is like twice the size of the land ur using probably

There we go

[marsh lance]

https://tenor.com/view/baikal-seal-nerpa-experiment-gif-27404430

[frank latch]

to translate

[marsh lance]

He is using more land on his mainland than i already use in the colonies

[wraith quarry]

klez invaded them

or is invading them

[cunning niche]

And let me just say

Me and maizans used land combined is like close to 2x the land ur using

[wraith quarry]

i think i will either just enslave soldiers i capture from the ruins of the holy empire

or

directly control the slave trade from the nation that is being invaded by klez

i am leaning towards the first option because i want to minimize racism

[limpid plover]

I forgot about fish

[wraith quarry]

as it just causes issues later down the line

[frank latch]

idk if this is really something to brag about

since it is 2 massive empires combined

well

[cunning niche]

It is?

[frank latch]

1 massive empire and another small empire combined

[cunning niche]

Its stating that we use our kand more efficiently

And we dont claim land for power projection

[frank latch]

not really?

[rose cape]

eagle

eagle

[cunning niche]

Yes

[frank latch]

especially since you literally have like 4 times the land of Vogalia

[rose cape]

eagle

eagle

[cunning niche]

No we dont?

[wraith quarry]

western puppet

[wraith quarry]

not when a decent chunk of it is barren desert

[cunning niche]

Dont care

Once its modern

We will be like the UAE

[wraith quarry]

the UAE is also mostly barren desert

[cunning niche]

Im talking rich wise

[wraith quarry]

i do wonder

[west path]

the world if my internet wasnt absolute shit:

[wraith quarry]

where does the UAE get their food

[frank latch]

weren't*

[wraith quarry]

there's like zero farmland

[frank latch]

wasn't is past tense

[cunning niche]

@hardy edge Please buy me three months of gamepass ultimate

[west path]

nerd

[frank latch]

Hmm that's weird
Poland just delcared war on Florida

[cunning niche]

But we do have farmland?

[west path]

ion care

[wraith quarry]

insane

[cunning niche]

Okay but Linzia has farmland

[west path]

Fish

do you want opium

[frank latch]

in the east and along rivers

[cunning niche]

@west path when will connect the two empires by land byw

[west path]

maizan has opium

[wraith quarry]

rip UAE if the world trade routes collapse

[wraith quarry]

nah i got plenty

im getting the north addicted to spices

[west path]

ion know

[west path]

aren't you maine

[cunning niche]

We have to make the bay empire a federation

[frank latch]

I'm pretty sure this is why they're currently proxying a side in the Sudanese Civil War

[cunning niche]

Like that rateleria federation

You made

[wraith quarry]

no...
my climate is more like South Carolina

[west path]

i have india climate which produces fucktons of opium

[cunning niche]

Waitt

WE CAN MAKE SPICES

[frank latch]

"proxying"
Providing supplies to

[cunning niche]

AND CURRY

[cunning niche]

Nope

Gold

Its mainly gold

[west path]

havent i already been making spices @frank latch

[frank latch]

Bananam just discovered that apparently

[cunning niche]

Tbh idk

[west path]

actual tragedy

[cunning niche]

@frank latch can i make sulferuic acid for warfare?

[frank latch]

and is for some reason more interested in Maizan than his own nation

[frank latch]

smartest Bananam moment

(it's Medieval)

[west path]

smartest banan

[frank latch]

how would you even use that for warfare?

[west path]

@frank latch throw metal slag on the linzian empires leaders face

amen

[spring bison]

naming done

[cunning niche]

Throw the acid on enemies

Melt them

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/807809192537882647/1285592907327471709/pewpew.gif

[frank latch]

oh
I suppose it could burn skin and eyes

[west path]

yeah but u have to get close to them

[wraith quarry]

acid doesnt work quick enough to do that

[west path]

Which uhm

[frank latch]

it doesn't melt people 👽

[west path]

you get stabbed before that happens

[wraith quarry]

maybe eyes would burn

and cuts

[cunning niche]

Make water guns full of the acid

[frank latch]

skin rash

[west path]

oh my god

[frank latch]

it burns skin

[cunning niche]

Im joking byw

[wraith quarry]

that develops over a few minutes

[cunning niche]

Im not serious

[wraith quarry]

you're not gonna throw it on somebody and they fall to the ground steaming and screaming

[west path]

he'd have better luck killing someone by pouring gasoline and setting them on fire

[wraith quarry]

my favorite method

[west path]

thats impractical brw

[wraith quarry]

other than wood chipper

[west path]

so real

[west path]

who the fuck fire reacted this

[marsh lance]

This is such a silly banana

[frank latch]

really easy to fish post

[wraith quarry]

https://tenor.com/view/skeleton-crush-crusher-skull-halloween-gif-26163235

[cunning niche]

I was almost gonna send a gif crayfish sent me

Thank god i didnt

[wraith quarry]

instant ban