🎲game-room

[wraith quarry]

this would be used in conversation

howmever

Selvetèr

would be

the word

for the region

meaning

jungeland

[west path]

Im about to name one of my settlements Sad Półkownika Darimitskiego

[wraith quarry]

im abouta name one of my towns

mount Chargoggagoggmanchauggagoggchaubunagungamaugg

[west path]

which translates to orchard of Officer Dmitry

😱

Darimit*

not dmitry

[wraith quarry]

@west path this is the name of a lake

in michigan

[novel jay]

Wait, it’s still going?

[west path]

it will all make sense when you understand polish

[west path]

peak

[wraith quarry]

@novel jay we're forming a western pact to oppose amazrian imperialism

wanna

join

[novel jay]

Where are they?

[frank latch]

Bowistan: (Region)
Selvetèr (Adikan for: The Jungleland)
Cao-îa xà (Jhangese for: Homeland)
Dalkalnder (Vadetchian for: Southern Land)
Haj'i-tu (Kai'wei for: The land)

[novel jay]

Hmmmm. I think I can honey bee in this

[frank latch]

good?

[wraith quarry]

they wish to control the access to the northern bay

[wraith quarry]

Jungleland

not

jungle

[west path]

also selwżungla sounds better

polish does not have a v sound

[novel jay]

Wait, did the session revive?

[west path]

so we use w instead

[frank latch]

no

[wraith quarry]

im not speaking polish

[frank latch]

region naming

[wraith quarry]

im speaking adikan

[frank latch]

because absolutely nobody other than Pat, Qevie and Blumi have deicided to name things

[west path]

ok but if youre mashing things together make them stick

[wraith quarry]

they do if you pronounce it like I do

[prime compass]

ANTI AMAZTING COALITION PLS

[wraith quarry]

Selv ounngla

[novel jay]

Can we revive it?

[west path]

linzian insecteater has barely been relevant 😔

[prime compass]

@west path amaztings war got me captured pls hes so evil

[west path]

does not stick

[novel jay]

That makes no sense

[wraith quarry]

i named a mountain range in my nation

[prime compass]

SHHHHH

[wraith quarry]

they're still doing it

we must oppose them

[west path]

propaganda

[prime compass]

No

[west path]

@frank latch i lit already know walstun let him go

😭

[wraith quarry]

maybe to your slavic "brain"

[left mortar]

Why not in west china

[wraith quarry]

go away no rank

[prime compass]

@west path is this fair

[novel jay]

Wait, so why did it end?

[west path]

he shouldnt give up his settlement

OR cyprus

[frank latch]

my cat

[prime compass]

What

[frank latch]

[prime compass]

No matter what amazting gets hell want more bru

[west path]

whys he trying to pit me against brzykna

[frank latch]

Idk bro

[novel jay]

Are you taking it to the vet or something?

[west path]

i cant even reach there

i think

[marsh lance]

WE’RE SO BACK

[frank latch]

we don't know what it was

just that his leg is swollen

he's sleeping next to me

[wraith quarry]

this island
shall henceforth be known as

Zipè

[frank latch]

😭

[marsh lance]

Ok guys.. so im too late aren’t i

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/828805304807718912/1299872887351672872/image0.gif

[west path]

whar

[frank latch]

I here by deem this nation
The Zippein Empire!

[marsh lance]

My first ever missed bowistan session… must grovel in a pit

[west path]

thats cyprus

dumbass

[frank latch]

real

[west path]

pray to Allah

[frank latch]

we gave the nation a real name

but ngl

completely forgot it

[west path]

name it Malta

[marsh lance]

@frank latch am i too late for after session dms too 🥺

[west path]

session ended an hour ago

[marsh lance]

If you are busy with the cat i understand

[marsh lance]

I asked him earlier cos i knew i wouldnt make it

I wanna end this civil war

https://tenor.com/view/seal-baikalseal-nerpa-cute-gif-27364097

[frank latch]

well the civil war did progress during the session

the rebels captured a port city which split your nation in half

and then you recaptured it

and actually reclaimed some territory

so that's a win

[novel jay]

@frank latch I’ll name these things:
Yellow: Tlongas Archipelago
Red: Itsheekpetawell Island
Black: Monga River
Green: Scypthan Mountains

[marsh lance]

CRAZY

[novel jay]

Where are you?

[marsh lance]

Alr, dms, lemme cook

[marsh lance]

Uhhh

Northeast, im the blue nation

[frank latch]

why Decafa island?

[marsh lance]

Light blue

Grayish blue

[wraith quarry]

Also this mountain range
I will name:
Lo jyrguel hégyz
or just Lo jyguelz
CBL

[novel jay]

It’s where his kingdom was based

[frank latch]

😭

[wraith quarry]

or

[frank latch]

Decafa's nation wasn't called Decafa

[wraith quarry]

just the jyrguelz

[novel jay]

What was it called?

[frank latch]

it's just the name we use because bro never named it

Idk

make one up

[novel jay]

It sticks pretty well

[limpid plover]

@frank latch

Oops

Sowwy

[cunning niche]

😭

[limpid plover]

Hiiiii pata

[prime compass]

@frank latch hello this is belemin im need 10000000 maizani rebels to overthrow given pls thx

[limpid plover]

Whaa

[marsh lance]

Hii nso

I just got back from the mall

[cunning niche]

What did u get

[marsh lance]

Lemme take a picture

[frank latch]

Oui?

[cunning niche]

Ok

[frank latch]

"It sticks pretty well" is a terrible name ngl

[cunning niche]

https://tenor.com/view/covid-fauci-moderna-pfizer-vaccine-gif-23816307

[limpid plover]

Accident

[frank latch]

otay

stay silly

[limpid plover]

Whaa

[wild mason]

@frank latch Can I get the fully map

[novel jay]

It sticks pretty well Island is a great name

[frank latch]

btw
this is now my catchphrase

[cunning niche]

Cosmicp0tato knock off btw

[frank latch]

nuh uh

[marsh lance]

I got: A sweater, sweatpants, a new bracelet, and two lavender soap bars cause im low on soap

10/10 mall experience, would go back

[frank latch]

this looks like a "rate my fit" video

[cunning niche]

Soap is important

[marsh lance]

It is and im forcing all of you to participate

[marsh lance]

I take my showers very seriously

[frank latch]

that's a terrible idea

[rose forge]

is this island open for trade?

[prime compass]

No

[limpid plover]

oh mah gahhhhhhh

[frank latch]

absolutely

[rose forge]

ebic

[prime compass]

Fuck

[marsh lance]

Shampoo, conditioner, only condition my ends, let it sit while i scrub with my EXFOLIATING SOAP NET (like a netted rag) and lavender soap

[frank latch]

as long as you give them all of their deepest desires

[marsh lance]

I come out smelling like a fucking flower

[rose forge]

which are...

[frank latch]

the world

[rose forge]

wuh

[prime compass]

Bow can I do maizan Revolution yes or no

[frank latch]

just kidding btw

[prime compass]

Im joke ofc great emperor qevie would never allow

[west path]

those soap bars look corporate

[frank latch]

yes

Maizan will fall easily btw

[marsh lance]

Because i got it from bath and body works

Its packaged

[prime compass]

hits the griddy

[hollow garden]

Why do indian kids always do this 😭

[west path]

also are all of those cloth

they look cloth

[prime compass]

Ujjwal safe

[cunning niche]

joined*

[limpid plover]

HIIIII KLEZZY

[west path]

no like the packaging is odd why do they show the thing its colored after not the product

[hollow garden]

I mean he is a kid

And english isn't his native language neither

[cunning niche]

Okay

Mashy yasta

[prime compass]

Omg a meme contest 😭😭

[west path]

#🪦afterlife-announcements message ew

[prime compass]

@hollow garden beleministan

[west path]

what the fuck were they thinking

[hollow garden]

Very coola

They match nicely

[rose forge]

#🕸meme-stash
#🕸️meme-stash

[hollow garden]

Sorry I don't wanna

[west path]

real

how to win the contest

wb events are always so underwhelming

[rose forge]

Christmas puzzle one was the most fun imo

[prime compass]

💔

[west path]

theyre hyped up a lot but they never end up good

[hollow garden]

okay

[hollow garden]

😢

[west path]

why did he say ok to this?

What is he plotting

[frank latch]

Bananam ahh war plan Pat just sent me

[west path]

@cunning niche take them under your wing

[hollow garden]

lmao

[west path]

They will be greater than you

[hollow garden]

Bebeto has a disciple

[prime compass]

Hold that City on the right
Divert forces for a push

@marsh lance ma

Am I right

[frank latch]

ironically this makes sense

[west path]

this is more complicated than the thought process behind the halloween event

[rose forge]

wtf

I assume yellow means army movement

then red is attack?

[west path]

i unironically enjoyed the submarine the most because of the historic fumble that fakher did

[rose forge]

what'd fakher do again?

[west path]

not ping everyone and show up

he was our captain btw

we crowned cake captain after the fumble

[rose forge]

lol

[wraith quarry]

my claims 🤤

well

in the continent

[rose forge]

ya gonna invade the countries overlapping it I assume

[west path]

we lost most of our lives because of that btw

[wraith quarry]

yes

and most of them i will turn into puppet states

or

vassal states

all will be vassals

[rose forge]

👌

[marsh lance]

First, the map legend, Yellow line = draft army troops from the following towns, and send them to the orange circles as a mustering point
Orange circles: the mustering points for these armies
Red lines = Once the troops have gathered at their muster points, they will march into their respective paths, in an operation to be known as “the great walk” they will besiege and assault towns along the way to their destination, which will be the last towns that they besiege, once they are finished fighting in their sector, they will join the other army (depending on which finished their offensive first) in their offensive. Call in the Goali band and the Free Sharikhist band that is aiding us to muster at Roselburg, and have every city that is east of the eastern muster point draft their armies to march there aswell.

Have Gründa Hōlmea release statements aimed to decrease enemy and rebel civilian morale, and possibly spark mutinies, these statements will contain evidence and results from why the house of grësta was not picked for final review, to prove that their house does not deserve to rule, on top of this, she states that any Vogalian who resists grëstan rule will be granted several (like 5 /10) acres (no distinct measurement invented yet) of land in the colonies if they choose to settle there aswell

ON TOP of all of this, have the armies defending the besieged city, be prepared to burn all of the Holväg ships in the port in the event that the city does fall whilst the Great Walk is taking place

This is the actual plan

Btw

The image with arrows is just a visual 🥰

People are saying banam war plan, but this is a mutation

This is a pat yap war plan

Have a nice day!

[wraith quarry]

doesnt this just look right

[marsh lance]

I think i overloaded bow with that one

[wraith quarry]

bow is afk

[marsh lance]

Oh

Probably because of me 😭

[wraith quarry]

no

he's

not

hostin

[marsh lance]

I know

[wraith quarry]

🙏

[marsh lance]

This is an after session thing he agreed toa 😁

[wraith quarry]

better

[marsh lance]

Cra see

@wraith quarry so whag happened this session

[wraith quarry]

idk

i wasnt there

[wild mason]

Right at the very end I came back

[rose forge]

ehhhhh

[marsh lance]

So true

[wraith quarry]

whah

[noble cradle]

soon paris shall be sacked and paris will be saved

[rose forge]

could use lines to sub divide it into states or something

[frank latch]

I swear
Bowistan thrives outside of sessions more than in session

[rose forge]

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[wraith quarry]

no

[limpid plover]

Haii fish

[wild mason]

I genuinely thought you were still hosting when I asked

[marsh lance]

Literally

[marsh lance]

Thanksing you!

[gilded harbor]

What

[hollow garden]

What game is this parader

[marsh lance]

Klez

How is you

[frank latch]

sorry

[wraith quarry]

does this not look right

these are my claims for the future

what i want my nation to look like

[hollow garden]

I'm gooda!

what abouta YOU

[hollow garden]

I agree

It looks natural

[marsh lance]

Im goodsing

[noble cradle]

bannerlord empires of 1700 mod

smh not even 2-1 can the french do smth right

[hollow garden]

That's great to hear pata

[hollow garden]

There is a 1700 mod?

Interesting

[hollow garden]

let them fly their white flag

Why do these alpha male guys always have something against partying 😭

[noble cradle]

yep

its pretty good

[marsh lance]

Something about not being on the grind

But if theres one thing i can agree with, its getting rid of addiction

[hollow garden]

Yeah I agree with the addiction part

[hollow garden]

It's so silly though

Is this a phase

[marsh lance]

I genuinely do not give a fuck what anyone says, substance abuse is evil, now this isnt saying that people with addictions are evil, but the addictions themselves are

And its a shame really

[hollow garden]

Are there people not saying that?

[marsh lance]

I used to struggle with addiction too, not substances, but i was formerly addicted to the fourth image

[hollow garden]

Ah damn

[marsh lance]

And i’ll be honest i still struggle, but my relationship has really improved my current status, its the whole reason i quit in the first place

[hollow garden]

It's a serious problem a lot of people have issues with it

I'm glad you managed to overcome it

[hollow garden]

This is so cute

[marsh lance]

Some of my friends are addicted to vapes, but they’d try to justify it or just overall ignore the risks

Even though they are my friends i would not tell a white lie to them about something like this, its horrible for their health and while i shouldn’t concern myself with others too much, nothing good comes out of it

Sorry if i started yapping i have a few strong opinions about addiction built off my own experience

[marsh lance]

Integrity and honesty are my core qualities, social anxiety and self deprecation and overthinking stop me from expressing them sometimes, but other than those three i have a strong desire to treat people right

[hollow garden]

I get it what you mean but you just don't want to be clingy to your friends yk?

[marsh lance]

Humility too

[marsh lance]

I hope im not too clingy

[west path]

what have i stumbled into

[marsh lance]

But like damn bro, it just pisses me off seeing my friends hit carts and shit

[hollow garden]

Pata do NOTa say this

Saying your humble is never a good sign

[west path]

YOU ARENT HUMBLE

EW

[marsh lance]

Vro what

Oh

[hollow garden]

That's what everyone should seek to do

[west path]

its also contradictory

[marsh lance]

Mb mb chat

[west path]

since if u say it youre using it to brag

[hollow garden]

It's ok

[west path]

which is against its core value

😱

[hollow garden]

we forgive you pata

[hollow garden]

Qevie if you use this emoji one more time

[marsh lance]

I don’t intend to brag 😢 im jus saying that like if im wrong you can expect me to hold myself accountable

[marsh lance]

Evil

[hollow garden]

or 🤫

[west path]

ok vro says the guy who brags about his 29473 million lamborghinis

[hollow garden]

In a smug way

[west path]

smh

[marsh lance]

Guys i PROMISE IM NOT A NARCISSIST

[hollow garden]

I'm committing things

[west path]

😱

[hollow garden]

That are unspeakable

[west path]

thats not humility thats called being responsible

[marsh lance]

Im from indiana, nobody here owns a lambourghini

[west path]

❓

[marsh lance]

Oh well i was wrong

[hollow garden]

Btw pat I think it's important to differentiate between being Humble and having low self confidence

[west path]

does society not perceive it like that

[marsh lance]

Im not the brightest tool in the shed gang

[west path]

REAL

[hollow garden]

I can't distinguish it neither

[marsh lance]

😭

Chat what does klez mean by this

I mean its true i have low self confidence…

[hollow garden]

But having a low image of yourself isn't good

[marsh lance]

Am i truly humble if i speak of myself this way?

Probably not

[hollow garden]

I'm trying to explain something I don't really understand too

[west path]

being humble is staying true to your ideals and not questioning them whilst yourself not yielding to get more, and low self confidence is you yielding often resulting in you losing your gained spoils

[marsh lance]

https://tenor.com/view/dragon-ball-gif-8343186506262926586

[hollow garden]

No one is completely humble

[marsh lance]

Masha allah i must be better in the future

[west path]

both have the same result one is just worse

[hollow garden]

What

Tf 😭

[west path]

am i schizo

i fogor

that its 12:40AM

when i get eepy my brain DIES

[marsh lance]

(European mentality, they are constantly at war so all they think about is gains and war spoils)

[west path]

ohhh i remember now

I confused charitability with humility

peak

[hollow garden]

Mashallah

[hollow garden]

?

This makes it even more confusing

[west path]

Being humble is about knowing to not raise yourself higher than others, and keep both of you on even ground; which means you do not stoop lower for others, but raise them up to your level. Low self confidence is achieving the same result by lowering your image of yourself; not your image of other people.

there we go

it made sense now

thats how u distinguish it

[west path]

my brain was on autopilot when i wrote allat

[hollow garden]

This is a nice way of looking at it

[west path]

it is how it is meant to be viewed

Jesus christ we don’t get a religion class for no reason

[marsh lance]

This makes sense

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1300156042709172244/1300161726016127050/image0.gif

Ok sorry for my daily yap chat

[west path]

now ask yourself

which one do you do

https://tenor.com/view/seal-seal-floating-wait-i'm-goated-goated-silly-seal-gif-3273197347575631901

[marsh lance]

S-s-self deprecation 😢

[west path]

stupid idiot

[marsh lance]

https://tenor.com/view/seal-baikal-seal-raise-hand-nerpa-skrunkly-gif-12533538408043925758

[west path]

the world if people remembered how to be moral:

[marsh lance]

Huh

[west path]

god bless me living in Europe i dont have to worry about employment conditions being shitty and having to pray to god to get my paycheck

[void axle]

Hoping to get Noblemen 1896 AW ready for next week

[hollow garden]

goodluck

Where will you host it

[west path]

America has a large amount of concentrated capital in the hands of business magnates which makes life shitty for creative, passionate and hard-working people

oh and you guys also have a productiveness obsession leading to overwork

[hollow garden]

why is qevie randomly saying this

[west path]

😍

[marsh lance]

True

[void axle]

Here considering the AW server is basically dead

[west path]

it relates to mental health

The stress from this is bad

[marsh lance]

I recently fell into somewhat of a depression because i’ve been lagging behind in school

So i can confirm

[west path]

This guy forgets he can move to Baden

[marsh lance]

Wasnt that the question

[west path]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[west path]

yeah but im calling you an idiot for using that approach

[marsh lance]

Cant you only move to europe if you have recent bloodline ancestors

[west path]

If u treat urself bad then you are the idiot in life - i think my dad said this quote idk i forget

[west path]

Whar

👽

[marsh lance]

If i tell them my ancestors are from 1700’s they’ll use their super european time tech to send me back to napoleonic baden and conscript me

[hollow garden]

If you try hard things will be okay

And even if they are not

It's literally school

school isn't that big of a deal

[marsh lance]

School kinda determines your life here

[marsh lance]

Without a diploma, you lose a MAJORITY of your job opportunities

Not all

Theres still some good jobs

[west path]

and that looks like the biggest myth ive ever seen

[hollow garden]

It's not the end of the universe tho

[marsh lance]

But any of the jobs that you ever wanted will not be possible without a diploma

[hollow garden]

Even if you do bad

[hollow garden]

don't you only need to succeed for a diploma?

[marsh lance]

I mean

Yeah

But i get stressed about not succeeding

[west path]

Why do u guys think we practice Jus Sanguinis

[marsh lance]

No / low amount of work done = not successful

[west path]

American work culture sucks ass

In Europe we dont care about quantity

We care about quality

so overworking yourself is seen as bad since it results in lower quality work

[marsh lance]

American corporations dont care about either, they just care about how long they can keep you on wage slavery for

You’d have better work conditions working for a small business in america ngl

[west path]

and also yk how do u drink with your friends when youre a sad slob from overwork

[marsh lance]

Idk anything about that but

[hollow garden]

Me too

I'm so stressed

[marsh lance]

Huh?

I don’t drink?

[west path]

no financial stability:

[west path]

no like

ok u wont get it

[marsh lance]

No tell me

TELL ME!!

[hollow garden]

It is what it is

[west path]

alcoholism is one big joke in Europe since everyone… Everyone is an alcoholic ✊

[marsh lance]

This is kinda depressing more than funny qevie

[hollow garden]

👽

[marsh lance]

But true

Alcoholism is hilarious

I LOVE drinking hard liquor

[west path]

time to drink away the sadness

[marsh lance]

I get what you mean now

[west path]

🍻🍻🍻🍻

[hollow garden]

I mean is it really that bad

[west path]

(yes)

[marsh lance]

Basically this means “how will you hang out with your friends and be sad like that”

[hollow garden]

But is it REALLY

[west path]

europeans have similar purchasing power whilst having lower tax rates in certain nations and better social policy

• more affordable housing, government subsidized institutions

free upper education

It’s an extensive list of amenities that America lacks

And u don’t feel like a corporate slave working in Europe

[marsh lance]

Small businesses have less stable pay and a shaky economic environment

[west path]

Since they aren’t greedy fucks who care about their wallets only

[west path]

This is the main problem with them

[marsh lance]

In america

But imo you’d have better freedoms than working for corpos

Because small business owners are the closest kind of business owner to a regular person

[west path]

The best way to save America is a social revolution to redistribute capital and introduce proper social policy that doesnt fuck over the people

#BringsocialismtoAmerica

[hollow garden]

You have finally shown your true colours qevie

And the color is red

[west path]

Yep im a social democrat

😱

[west path]

thats honey bees grandfather

and garlics

[midnight ocean]

I love capitalism 🔥

[west path]

The solution is earning enough money to move to Europe

[marsh lance]

See if USA wasn’t a global hegemon and not a main participant in the cold war maybe socialism would be better vieed

Viewed

[west path]

I cannot undersell how good the living conditions here are

I love europe

[hollow garden]

Europe isn't that good

It's not a heaven compared to the US

[marsh lance]

America is shitty and amazing at the same time

[midnight ocean]

Drive like 2 hours southeast

[marsh lance]

Such a volatile and beautiful mix

[signal tulip]

I went to europe once, america is way better

[hollow garden]

And moving away from your country like that isn't easy

[marsh lance]

But we shouldn’t take the good parts of America for granted

[west path]

To łódź?

yeah thats a shithole

dont go there

[marsh lance]

We have good constitutional rights and a GREAT economy (when the economy isn’t positioned against your suffering, aka being a working class individual)

[west path]

European economy:

[midnight ocean]

The US would be easily the best country on earth if we didn’t spend so much money on our military

[west path]

real

[midnight ocean]

We’re holding ourselves back

[signal tulip]

It's needed

We need to uh

What do they spent most of their money on

[midnight ocean]

Yeah that’s the crappy thing it is kinda necessary

[hollow garden]

Invade Iran 🔥

[midnight ocean]

The thing is it’s not spent that efficiently

[west path]

the US would be better if you guys figured what the fuck being the “Number one global power” meant

(pointing fingers at the people asking for Isolationism)

[midnight ocean]

We have to protect democracy

[signal tulip]

Blame them and then invade them 🔥 🔥

[west path]

brw dont vote trump hes an ass president

[marsh lance]

By forcing democracy on countries that do not need it

[west path]

Youre literally a monarchist

[gilded harbor]

It should be bigger

[marsh lance]

Not in that way buddy

[west path]

Yeah uhh

Sorry to burst your bubble we have that in Europe

[midnight ocean]

Everyone needs democracy

[gilded harbor]

Okay oil

[west path]

except it being against you

[signal tulip]

But he was a great comedian

Same as biden

[west path]

Theres rarely any instances when it is

[hollow garden]

REAL

[marsh lance]

I meant like, in middle eastern countries and other proxy wars where they would establish democratic governments which would later collapse due to mismanagement

[hollow garden]

Why are you randomly pulling this up 👽

[west path]

I know blawg

[west path]

it was funny

[hollow garden]

can I get it

[midnight ocean]

Ok but fr though democracy and rights are importsnt I think everyone should have them

[west path]

Nope! You’re getting a one party state instead

[hollow garden]

Well Iraq's government hasn't collapsed

[west path]

@hollow garden When are you making Egypt democratic again

[hollow garden]

And it's relatively democratic

[marsh lance]

Look i might be a monarchist sympathetic but i understand that EVERY ideology has its flaws and perfections, including monarchism

[signal tulip]

Indeed, trillions of dollars are spent on that

[west path]

Aren’t you Nasser reborn

[marsh lance]

I want to live in iraq

[signal tulip]

And then also increase the gas price

To make it even

[west path]

thats Europe

[marsh lance]

Now, is it an outdated ideology that would probably not last in the futurisic world in large countries? yes!

[west path]

Its not btw

Monarchism can work quite well

as long as it isnt Feudalism which sucks ass

[hollow garden]

give an example

[signal tulip]

We should keep the sanction on russia 🙄

[marsh lance]

With the right limitations in place

Monarchies should be constitutional as a MINIMUM requirement

[west path]

It creates a clear ruling class thats educated for rulership

Makes the heads of state competent

A bit less representative though

[hollow garden]

Why is this a good thing 😭

[limpid plover]

Hayaaa

[midnight ocean]

This would not be a problem if we had more nuclear power plants

[limpid plover]

What are yall talking about

[marsh lance]

Doesn’t this reintroduce class disparity and social economic heirarchies

[limpid plover]

KLEZZZZZ

[west path]

Erm

[limpid plover]

HIIIIIIIIIIII

[west path]

we dont talk about that

[hollow garden]

A leadership system based on merit is much more efficient

[signal tulip]

Nah that's bad for the environment, that's why we keep drilling for oil because that's definetly better

[limpid plover]

Kleza

[west path]

as long as u dont wanna be a head of stage its a good system 🙏🙏🙏🙏

[midnight ocean]

Acnaqian communism:

[marsh lance]

An elective monarchy

[west path]

How would u ensure it isnt corrupted

[hollow garden]

Hello NSO!

[west path]

Monarchy is harder to corrupt

[hollow garden]

Isn't this basically republics

Literally

[west path]

If u implement checks to ensure rulership isnt abused

[midnight ocean]

I’m just praying we figure out nuclear fusion soon because it is literally free energy

[marsh lance]

Well, to be fair, every ideology is corruptable

[rose forge]

What about anarchy free for all
no morals en shit

[midnight ocean]

What the fuck is bro on about

[rose forge]

Monarchy is so fucking corrupt

[hollow garden]

?

[west path]

what if we indoctrinate the monarchs to be staunchly anti corruption 😱😱😱😱

[marsh lance]

Every ideology is a form of monarchism, except the monarch is allowed either less or more power and rules for less or more, which is why we should return to monarchy!

[hollow garden]

qevie is this for eel

[midnight ocean]

That’s not how it works bro

[marsh lance]

TRUE

[limpid plover]

Nooo pat

[west path]

yes

[marsh lance]

RAISE OUR MONARCHS IN A LAB

[rose forge]

https://tenor.com/view/youve-got-to-be-squidding-me-its-as-shrimple-as-that-shrimple-squid-gif-26786461

[west path]

who cares if its morally gray

[signal tulip]

They would still put a price on infinite energy smh

[west path]

we dont talk about morality here we want efficiency

[midnight ocean]

Brainwashing a leader just gives the power to whoever controls the brainwashing

[marsh lance]

So the morally correct option is to.. not encourage anti corruption sentiment?

[west path]

just brainwash the person doing the brainwashing

[marsh lance]

Skibidi heirarchy brw

[west path]

on repeat

[marsh lance]

This is the plot of skibidi toilet AND red alert 2

[signal tulip]

Guys what if we introduce anarchism 🤓

[turbid valley]

NO BRAINROT SHUT UP

[midnight ocean]

Did

[turbid valley]

STOP

GRRRRRRRRR

[midnight ocean]

Die

[turbid valley]

AAAAARGHHHHHHHHH

[marsh lance]

Cry

[turbid valley]

Waaah

[west path]

No the morally correct option is a meritocratic democracy

[turbid valley]

#🚩alliance-trivia

[marsh lance]

With UNLIMITED TERMS UNTIL THEY ARE UNFIT TO RULE!!

[west path]

No

A meritocratic parliamentary semi direct democracy

[marsh lance]

if we have a president with good policies, why would we want to give them up after 4 or 8 years for a candidate that may potentially be worse

If not mid

Anyway uhh

[west path]

If u have a bad president then

What then

[limpid plover]

Chat is so serious rn

[marsh lance]

Im kinda don’t know what im talking about

[limpid plover]

Oh mah gahhhhhhh

[west path]

Thats the main problem of monarchy

[marsh lance]

Tru

[west path]

It requires checks to keep things running

and those checks are hard to make

[marsh lance]

Uhh revolution

[west path]

without them being corrupted

[west path]

That isnt a check

thats a worry

And collapse

Of the checks

[turbid valley]

#🚩alliance-trivia

I keep being returned to this channel and I can't find alliance trivia

[signal tulip]

You're trapped

[marsh lance]

What if we introduce revolutionary monarchies, where a monarch rules over a population with HUGE anti royal sentiment, and the population only lets the monarch live if they are a good ruler

This will cause survival of the fittest, and evolution will take place

Cultivating a line of worthy monarchs

[limpid plover]

Oh mah gahhhhhhh

[marsh lance]

Which can potentially be used to make royal families for all nations of the world

[turbid valley]

Guess I just have to moderate here

[signal tulip]

Whaaat no

[limpid plover]

Hmm

[marsh lance]

I will call it: “Royals and Co, mass production line”

[west path]

Then theyre gonna implement pro monarchist sentiment

👽

[signal tulip]

I think #🚩alliance-trivia should be interesting

[west path]

It gets corrupted over time

[limpid plover]

It isint

[marsh lance]

What if they were being brainwashed

[signal tulip]

It's repetitive isn't it

[marsh lance]

To always hate monarchs unless they are good

This takes place inside of a laboratory the size of austria btw

[west path]

What if it malfunctions

[marsh lance]

I overlook the experiment in a massive window

[spring bison]

schizophrenia

[marsh lance]

It can’t malfunction, its run by me

@spring bison help me produce monarchs

[frank latch]

,roll

[west path]

real…

[haughty inlet]

builderofworldz

:game_die: You rolled 6

[rose forge]

Hungary looking pretty hungry

[frank latch]

~bt

[marsh lance]

I need your authoritarianism to help me understand this experiment

[hardy saffron]

@frank latch: Psychology

[rose forge]

,roll 20 more Hungary

[haughty inlet]

deathrobloxian

:game_die: You rolled 10

[frank latch]

,roll 20 less Hungary

[haughty inlet]

builderofworldz

:game_die: You rolled 2

[frank latch]

Dang

[marsh lance]

Can we send this world to hell

[frank latch]

,roll 20 reroll

[haughty inlet]

builderofworldz

:game_die: You rolled 11

[frank latch]

yey

[marsh lance]

HIII BOW

how is yousa

[rose forge]

hmmm

[rose forge]

,roll 20 more Hungary

[haughty inlet]

deathrobloxian

:game_die: You rolled 2

[spring bison]

I expanded the hre map

and played as gascony

defeating the hungarian hyper faction

[frank latch]

,roll 20 less hungary

[haughty inlet]

builderofworldz

:game_die: You rolled 3

[frank latch]

I count that as a win

[limpid plover]

Bowiee

[spring bison]

worldbox's most boring event has ended

[noble cradle]

the wb event is DEAD

gameroom is saved

[spring bison]

the event is mid asf

[signal tulip]

Tbh I don't even know how it worked

I just joined few min ago

[pine copper]

Who won?

[signal tulip]

Skeletons won, don't believe anyone that says otherwise

[west path]

real

[marsh lance]

Gameroom when having philosophical and intellectual conversations with differing viewpoints and backgrounds: 🥰🌎🌍🌏 😁🤝😁

Gameroom in pat mws first session when a wording mistake by the host is made; 🔫😠 ❌🔥🔥🔥🇰🇵📉😡😡😡😡🤯

[waxen remnant]

@solar terrace @vital latch why do these people complain so much?

[west path]

erea

[signal tulip]

Its lebron james smh

When has he not complained

[spring bison]

im..... not complaining👽

[west path]

ok but most events from wb are underwhelming

[waxen remnant]

dooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooont care honk mimimimimi

[spring bison]

zombies

least alien eyequ moment

[west path]

ereal

[balmy epoch]

not mine btw

[west path]

why are you event crew

[spring bison]

is it true mega mw is confirmed for 2054

[west path]

you fell off

[vital latch]

explained it in the channel

[balmy epoch]

I’ve been it for a month

[signal tulip]

Hes preparing to host peak

[vagrant ginkgo]

true!

events are hard to make good ngl

90% of the time theyre manufactured slop

[balmy epoch]

mega mw won’t be an event but it’s 2025 fr

[west path]

impossible because good is subjective and you cant make everyone who has different preferences think something is good

[balmy epoch]

I need my pc so I can run a very large map

[spring bison]

delay it to 2026

[vagrant ginkgo]

precisely

also

making crowd events is hard

umw was a majority waiting and doing nothing

[frosty drum]

I rate this event
Better than UMW2/10
That's not a high bar though

[spring bison]

UMW is a curse

[wild mason]

I mean it did kinda suck losing but it was really fun. Also screw the rotters 😡
I think day two was much better since we had an idea of what to expect.

[waxen remnant]

blumi writing its over

nvm

[spring bison]

that should have never been unleashed into this server

[frosty drum]

Umw 2 Sucked

[vagrant ginkgo]

theyre gonna make a cycle of new people joining the team, thinking theyre gonna make a good umw, failing, becoming traumatized, and then new people joining the team to make the next one

[balmy epoch]

never forget what chicken did

[wild mason]

No this was actually really good, and I complained because our team was DYING the whole time.

[noble cradle]

Umw was the world's biggest let down

[vagrant ginkgo]

umw is a canon event for all event staff

[wild mason]

That was very annoying yeah.

[frosty drum]

We need a Worldbox Event TierList

Or Ranking

[waxen remnant]

whatd chicken do

[spring bison]

if honey bee hosted umw it would be peak

[balmy epoch]

run like a headless chicken

[waxen remnant]

chicken of wisdom or some other chicken

[wild mason]

Did a very corny fake act and then antagonized the other teams about it losing us one of the intermissions 👽

[balmy epoch]

me and Monroe is peak umw duo

monke*

[wild mason]

Not that serious

[vital latch]

he got assigned to a split or steal intermission (which admitidly, we probably could have designed this part better) and started playing town of salem in the discussion chat

[waxen remnant]

worldbox and it's people

[noble cradle]

Based

[signal tulip]

Town of salem?!?!

[noble cradle]

Town of salem is goated

He assigned his dominance

[vital latch]

can't disagree though

town of salem is pretty fun

[signal tulip]

Right they made the second game

[wild mason]

In this scenario staying silent would have been our best bet.
Even if she stayed quiet because it was the last round it was obvious our team was the imposter.
We were stuck between an Oil John and a Decafa

[noble cradle]

Wait what

There was a town of salem event !?

What the fuck!?

Why wasn't I invitedb

[signal tulip]

Smh

[wild mason]

No.

[noble cradle]

I have thousands of hours on that game

[signal tulip]

Hang the witch!

[wild mason]

I'm saying one of the mini games on the Halloween event

[signal tulip]

Is what people in Salem would say

[signal tulip]

First or second game

[noble cradle]

Yeah town of salem mini event ?

[noble cradle]

Firzt

I have a few hundred on second

Most my playtime on first is from pandemic

[balmy epoch]

umw is way easier to do than mega mw

[signal tulip]

Too bad they removed the mafia roles

[wild mason]

Pretty much and I got really pissed because we were already in a really bad spot when that happened

[wraith quarry]

https://tenor.com/view/lukas-all-good-mk11-twitch-gif-24969798

[vital latch]

Ok so basically what happened was we had a split or steal intermission, thing is since there was 3 teams and we didn't want one team sitting out. We made one of the teams a impostor; then made the impostor have the goal to make both teams steal

[noble cradle]

Umw if they put effort into it instead of making it terrible ;

[vital latch]

But then we also didn't want to make it unfair by not giving every team a chance at impostor, but didn't want to have more then 3 rounds either

[vagrant ginkgo]

making a mw for 500 people is way harder than a mw for 15

[vital latch]

So it kinda just went over our head that it'd be obvious in the last one

[balmy epoch]

the BIG problem with the last one tbh was the work command

[noble cradle]

Ok but it could've been done way way better than it was in umw2

[balmy epoch]

it sucked

[wild mason]

The rotters would have been defeated if we had won that early...

[vital latch]

and the fact that it was basically a mw for 15 people anyways because anyone who wasn't a leader or in a seat of power could do practically nothing; totalling to about 15 people.

[noble cradle]

Yeah

Me and qevie fought against the system

[balmy epoch]

I already have ideas to address this

[vagrant ginkgo]

yeah 100% but i dont think it can be a “good” event

[balmy epoch]

wait dms

[noble cradle]

We did get executed and have the rules changed because of it but

It was pretty funny

Some rebrs tried to guilt trip me and send me death threats because I sent money to qevie

[frosty drum]

UMW2 was doomed from the Start in my opinion

[noble cradle]

True

[vagrant ginkgo]

ngl umw 1 was peak umw

i think thats the best it can really be

[vital latch]

false, it would have maybe been close if you didn't have mfing jnano hosting

[vagrant ginkgo]

true!

[noble cradle]

Didn't get to play umw1

[balmy epoch]

nruv’s one is better than both combined

it’s only been going down in quality

[noble cradle]

I think worldbox events core issues are 1. It's discord and 2. It's discord so worldboxians all have a mental disorder

[balmy epoch]

nruv’s actually had soul in it unlike both umws

@vital latch back me up here

[frosty drum]

And UMW2 brought the return of the.....
Eggs.....

[noble cradle]

This is true alot of events feel bland and no real spark

[vital latch]

I second what you're saying

[vagrant ginkgo]

how did umw1 not have soul

[balmy epoch]

even while it was shit in many aspects (nruv getting grounded) it was good

[vital latch]

nruvs map war genuinely had soul in it; if I'm gonna be honest that's a lot of what I was aiming to replicate with the trick or treat event

[echo prairie]

!ham and cheese sandwich

Odd

[vagrant ginkgo]

it was 100% a passion project by ujjwal

[echo prairie]

I was lied too

[vital latch]

not entirely sure this part went as well as everything else did though 😔

[vagrant ginkgo]

umw 2 also altho there were things that held it back

[noble cradle]

Umw2 was a cash grab

[balmy epoch]

trick or treat was honestly pretty good

[vagrant ginkgo]

fym cash grab

[balmy epoch]

better than umw2 too

[lofty plover]

Its !h&cs

[vagrant ginkgo]

nobody profited off of umw

[balmy epoch]

it could have been balanced better but

was still good

[echo prairie]

I agree with the guy named snoopy in #🌎general you guys are revolting and vile like he said

[noble cradle]

Does bro not know of the worldbox labor camps and caste based slavery ?

[vital latch]

figurative for it being made with the intent to just "make a second umw since people liked the first one"

[wild mason]

~bt

[hardy saffron]

@wild mason: I agree with Snoopy. You are bad, we are good<hashtag522561390333330904587>.

[noble cradle]

I agree with the guy named snoopy in #🌎general you guys are revolting and vile like he said

[lofty plover]

Whats umw???

[waxen remnant]

nruv getting grounded mid mw was so peak

[vagrant ginkgo]

umw 2 was moreso an attempt to build and improve on umw 1

[balmy epoch]

it was a mid sequel trying to improve already a mid first game (hello neighbor reference)

[noble cradle]

He got grounded during an umw 😭 ?

[vital latch]

yeah, that wasn't exactly the top priority for me, could have probably done it better but moments like the zombies losing half their candy in one turn did produce some pretty funny moments (who knew a blue shell knock off would produce similar reactions to getting actually blue shelled)

[echo prairie]

This guy gets it

[signal tulip]

Like irl?

[noble cradle]

Was nruvs mw the race war one

[lofty plover]

I just cant wait for sb2

[noble cradle]

Or was the umw1

[vital latch]

it literally was though

[balmy epoch]

race war

[vital latch]

it was fucking hilarious

[balmy epoch]

human vs orc vs dwarf

humans should have won btw

[waxen remnant]

should've been elves not orcs ☝️

[noble cradle]

Vaguely remember it

[vital latch]

lies, that mw wasn't rigged in the slightest trust me bro

(having 2x land then the second most at the start and having the best race was truly fair guys trust me!!!)

[balmy epoch]

even while being rigged it was still funner than the umws and this is coming from the LOSING team

the internal politics actually had substance

jarz coup

[noble cradle]

Omg I hated umw politics so bad

It was so many rebrs

I hate rebrs

[lofty plover]

Whats rebrs?

[signal tulip]

Was it the first umw that had the bad economy system

[vital latch]

yeah

[waxen remnant]

people that are active after 2020 in wb

[signal tulip]

If you have less people you get better stuff or something

[vital latch]

honestly it felt kinda like if one of my meme war things was a full event and it was so peak

[wild mason]

Would have been amazing if everything was doubled last two tiles
Both other teams would lose 6 candy

[balmy epoch]

rebellions and assassinations in umw2 felt like second thoughts instead of core parts of the game

[vital latch]

maybe that's where the initial inspiration for that came from actually

[signal tulip]

You sure are quick to reply these type of questions

[vital latch]

that might have won you guys the game to be honest

[noble cradle]

He is one

[frosty drum]

UMW2 Sucked

[noble cradle]

Thank you for this insightful insight

[vital latch]

ok hang on I need to do something

[balmy epoch]

the only reason people say umw1 was somewhat good was cuz umw2 was that bad

[balmy epoch]

@wild mason can you still write riddles

[vagrant ginkgo]

people liked umw 1 when it came out

[lofty plover]

I still dont know what umw is

[noble cradle]

Umw 2 had its rules changed midway through too

[vagrant ginkgo]

it was only months afterward that the major hate came

[vagrant ginkgo]

wdym

we had a rule sheet from the start

[noble cradle]

Execution

[wild mason]

Probably not

[signal tulip]

It's a mapwar game

[balmy epoch]

sad

[noble cradle]

Execution was changed after several had already been executed

[vagrant ginkgo]

yeah bc people were abusing the function

[signal tulip]

The host would put a map and you could participate in them

[vagrant ginkgo]

im not gonna say umw 2 was good but i'll defend some of the decisions

[lofty plover]

O

[noble cradle]

Why is fatnaq a umw2 shill

We need to strangle him

[vagrant ginkgo]

i WILL say umw1 was fun, and for a umw it was pretty good

[balmy epoch]

he lost too

[vagrant ginkgo]

@midnight ocean is this true?

[noble cradle]

Wait

That's not fatnaq

That's pope

[frosty drum]

My favorite part of UMW2 was the map itself

[vagrant ginkgo]

im not shilling for umw2 fym

[balmy epoch]

my brother in Christ you were a host

[vagrant ginkgo]

which means i saw the perspective of every team

and most people said they had fun

i went around to every team after each session and asked their opinions and 90% of people said they enjoyed it

[noble cradle]

My daughter of vishnu you were a host

[vagrant ginkgo]

SILENCE @noble cradle

[noble cradle]

Nope

[vagrant ginkgo]

yep

[lofty plover]

Ngl it would be cool if there was an event using SB mechanics were everyone was given a ramdom race cds were removed and you had to take out the other races in a certain amount of time on these maps ngl

[noble cradle]

SILENCE @vagrant ginkgo

[vagrant ginkgo]

SILENCE @vagrant ginkgo

[lofty plover]

No cultist commands?

[wild mason]

~ping

[hardy saffron]

Pong! 115ms

[wild mason]

Is he dumb on purpose

[noble cradle]

No all its kind are

The rats have infiltrated society

[wild mason]

@wild mason what would happen if I gave you a cookie

[balmy epoch]

https://tenor.com/view/rat-attack-rat-attack-have-at-thee-gif-11648161592664583090

[spring bison]

this channel is getting deleted in 2026 btw

[wild mason]

Id have to have a glass of milk with it

[limpid plover]

Blum

[balmy epoch]

the problem with mega mw is I can never get the map right

I keep thinking it’s bad and starting all over again

[noble cradle]

this channel is getting deleted in 2029 btw

[spring bison]

give me them

[balmy epoch]

no

[void axle]

If Noblemen 1896 AW fails I’m definitely doing a like, multiverse AW or MW were multiple AWs/MWs clash

[spring bison]

why not

[void axle]

Into one map

[noble cradle]

Nope

[spring bison]

parader stfu

[balmy epoch]

can we unban froh here btw

[midnight ocean]

What the fuck is this slander

[noble cradle]

parader stfu

[void axle]

For what purpose

And why does my opinion matter to that

[balmy epoch]

he thought some mf was you lmao

[balmy epoch]

liberation

[midnight ocean]

Why in the world would you think me of all people would be a UMW2 shill

[midnight ocean]

Who lmao

[spring bison]

https://tenor.com/view/dr-house-house-md-cursed-the-curse-cursed-images-gif-9514785705741002263

[void axle]

And why does my opinion matter to that

[balmy epoch]

we need more diversity here and froh would solve all of it

[spring bison]

we need forced diversity and woke culture in this channel

[midnight ocean]

Isn’t froh just another white closeted fascist

[balmy epoch]

tbf I didn’t even realize I replied to you

[balmy epoch]

yeah

[noble cradle]

Hope

[balmy epoch]

we are lacking those

[void axle]

I’m like, some random dude that only arrived here by a series of random events

[void axle]

I’m literally here by chance entirely, I don’t even play Worldbox

[midnight ocean]

Play WorldBox right now

[balmy epoch]

Based

[void axle]

For what purpose

[midnight ocean]

It’s peak

[balmy epoch]

can anyone finance my 64gb of ram for azgaar

[wild mason]

What Mapwars and AWs would you include

[balmy epoch]

froh’s alt hist ww1 fr

it was peak

[void axle]

I already have a base few I want to include, but anything anyone requests

[void axle]

Anything in particular you’d want to see?

[wild mason]

No but I'm curious on how you'd handle adding a mapwar with like, different species or something. Or one with a lot of history you don't know

[noble cradle]

1 cup flour
1/2 cup of artifical sugar
2 eggs
3/4 cup of coffee cremer
1 tsp cinnamon
3 tsp baking soda
1 Tsp salt

Instructions:

Preheat! Heat the oven to 489 degrees .

When done, mix ingredients together, put half a tbsp of sour cream and mixed tbsp of assorted sausage meats.

Next, butter it all up.

Combine all ingredients and pour it into a cupcake liner. Cook evenly for two hours making sure to swap the cupcake trays to avoid summoning The Dark Lord every periodically half an hour. DO NOT MAKE AT MIDNIGHT!

LeBron's Classic Cupcakes

[midnight ocean]

Im calling matty on you

[limpid plover]

Ooo

[brittle gust]

Evil brews within your cupcake

[limpid plover]

Hiiiii qwas

Ur back

[brittle gust]

Hi

[brittle gust]

Yes

[noble cradle]

Only if you cook it at the witching hour

Then the dark lord will manifest through you and the anti Christ will have claimed his vessel