#🎲game-room
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it just appeared one day and a guy seems to be residing in it
I need a victory 😭
imprison him
Well, i have a sith in my temple who has a relic Wade of my previous character's heart 🗿
This guy
1984
magic is the work of rats
Pls no
@noble cradle Carpenters and armed guards from Banamia have arrived at your doorstep
@west path send some of my ships to explore new places
-# I really want horses 🐎
you are evil
Which one?
Oh my gaaaahhhh
The shaman tells you to flee
front door
@west path whats the souls name
Do I have any guards ?
Beleminy
bernard do not make this more difficult than it needs to be
Beleius, The scourge of Noltia.
hand over whatever you're using to make magic
@west path ask him why he is called the scourge of Noltia
Beeeleeemiiin
@brittle gust The force is now shouting at you to do something about the man in the capital
and how he is a threat to balance
he does not reply
a few goons
Fine
AYE AYE CAPTAIN
RUSH TO THE CAPITAL
Beeeeeeeleeeeeemiiiiiiiiiin!!!!!!
THE blindfold
@west path ask him what he wishes for
which you kind of already know
Nso not rn
@noble cradle Also, the shaman warns you to not take off the blindfold for long, for reasons he won't explain.
Lyt
Have the guards retrieve jewelry from the upstairs and tell the carpenters and people to forget about it
To destroy the individual named 'Venus'.
@west path did I find anything?
@west path barge in and kill any who resist
Ohoh
no way
@fallen cipher
Omg fish why so evil
@brittle gust dms brotha
@west path can I sense the jedi charging to the temple
Alr
no like
the guards are here for you
Oh
they want to arrest you
yes
In there with me?
around 5
he is using magic
@west path can I sense nolt charging to me
Send them upstairs to get the jewels and try to bribe fishes guys off
@noble cradle Before you take a course of action, your servants are quickly killed
all magic must be destroyed
I gtg soon pls quick
I can't play today
Why kill fish
Wild
magic is evil
all magic is the work of the rats to cause problems
@west path take the book and call a spell that makes the undead rise
@west path is there anything I can throw ?
C fiwfneidbnidnhHabasggewidni notnininf infinfi xu ufbibusjsbdsjndejekckff
who will regulate worldwide necromancy then 😔
Me
Ok fishy
Yes, you have access to a decorative spear and a ceremonial dagger.
I meant like a book or something
@west path kill bernard
You make the souls of dead force masters rise from the grave
Yyyyyyyyy
Something I can just chunk
Dang
a stone slab
bernard had so many chances to come in alive
you can chuck that thanks to the blindfolds power
he dug his own grave
Throw the stone slab at a window and scurry down to the basement
@west path cast a spell to empower with them and have them under my control
@west path assemble a garrison force to find and kill bernard
he's too dangerous to be elft alive
You run down to the basement, where the mystic is at
you shut the trapdoor that leads to it
Sososossosisssmskjdhrfhrhrhfhfhfhrjrjrnrjfrnnrrnnrnrnrntrnrnrrrrrrrr
real
For all you know it's Bartholomew 
Exeixwxiezeibcbitbxjr xur du, js jr. Jr ir. Krxbeixneixbidxejx iexburxuxburbxuexbutxnwkxnexnircbiechibfibffhofhfjodjjcndxjdjixbdifhdksbdkendiejfkdnxiehfosufosjrornxsn
(kidding , maybe)
@prime compass A group of force masters charge you, killing most of the undead that you revived.
I'm not sure if I can get foreign students and scientists and I have lost my eyes and ears and nose and throat and chest and back and forth Andrew Cuomo and friendship
Arm myself with the spear, give the mysric the dagger, and position ourselves at either side the trap door
Who is the bart
@noble cradle you hear more footsteps as guardsmen flood the mansion
@west path drop a boulder on them
RUNNN
Ksjsjsjskakakskidnfcnjxjxidixuebrffff
there arent any boulders close by
👽
Is there any way out?
@west path push them away with the force
Run to the port
you can try to run out and go jump out of that window
okay idc
that you threw the slab at
your magic is a threat to the nation
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Evil sith
Look for any passage out in the basement
it must be destroyed
YOURE TRYNA CAPTURE ME
@west path have the garrison force surround the house
They kill your undead before that
and fire arrows at him if he attempts to flee
They charge at you, superior in their speed and technique.
Gcgicffffjgjgjfjgjjfjfjfjfifigigigif
@west path cast a spell to weaken them
Before you recite it, you are stabbed in the leg.
k
Sadddddddx
@west path START RECITING MY MÖST POWERFUL SPELL
@wraith quarry You open the basement to see nobody inside.
Fuck yall I aint do nun
They seem to have fled.
light it on fire
i'd bet bro is pulling a lord of the rings
You're stabbed in the eye before being forced to teleport away due to the wounds you have taken.
Oh mah gahhh
The force was screaming at me to kill you
I am so sorry
You begin bleeding out quickly, and return to BoWs nation with a bleeding eye and a leg that cannot be used for running.
Yaaaaaaaassssss
Curse at the jedi Masters
Scream for help
Qwas/Nolt/Jerry
Nah fuck this shit
@brittle gust Vengeful spirits come out from the graveyard and begin attacking your forces.
@west path call for the blade
One of the jedi masters' lives is claimed, as the spirits are destroyed.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
"Beleius, Help me"
Guh
Go on a crusade against these ghastly creatures
For the fallen! We must avenge!
Nah I was peaceful and yall stabbed my eye out
😢
do you desecrate your graveyards
👽
Second internalmw poll (after the three nation descrips)
5
6
2
Lavenbrüche
🪻
You were standing in the middle of my city with fourty undead
You hear thunder crashing down on you and fall unconscious
Oh no don't then. Just attack them if they spawn
Brrb ima go get grocery
Try and connect with the soul again
@prime compass You awaken to find your wounds healed, and the blade stuck to your right arm.
Qwas and belemin
Super cool people
You also have another voice in your head
Take it
That being the voice of Beleius
you cant
Fakherlanddddd
it is STUCK
Vow revenge against the jedi
@west path I accidentally sent my pet rat in our dms
@west path whats our food situation rn
The blade is my arm?
PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT
@west path Vow revenge against the jedi
HIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
I love you
Nope
yes
Jjsjekdjebfjefjnwdkndekgneicniwfnjsjdkfwnifnwovnejei jtidicnekgnei no fjsmrknwofnritkfwmfidkndksfjkskenxksmxkdr
you do realize this magic will cause the downfall of the nation right?
You're doing quite well, albeit some winters remain harsh.
@west path gtg
it was invented by blumi to destroy banamia
This year being particularly harsh, as you're on the brink of a famine.
Why would I care for the nation that tried to Kill me
Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaassssssssssssssss
you are a traitor
the very use of rat magic is treason
Fish you're so cool
Oh mah gah
Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaassssssssssssssss
@noble cradle Due to how long you've been wearing the blindfold, you can no longer physically remove it
Wild
Oh mah gahhhhhh
what did you expect
rat magic is corruptive
it will kill you and the kingdom
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
😭😭😭
why does vro think every bit of magic is from the rats
Everyoneeeeee
What is the terror of noltia 😨
because the rats do the magic
Caressssssss notttttttttttttttt
banamia does not have magic itself
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
it is evil and must be destroyed at the root
Qevirr funny
what are your opinions on him finding 5 italians in nowheresville
They better make good pizza
@wraith quarry You find a tunnel in the basement, albeit after crossing through a good stretch of it, you notice Bartholomews corpse, with a dagger next to it.
burn it
no
that was the blumi banan war
kill them
Crazyn
this was schizophrenia they didnt actually exist
Now I'll have to haunt this fella
@wraith quarry Youre cooked...
@full jungle CHANGE ME TO GHOST TEAM PLEASE
kill the ghost
Schizophrenia
@noble cradle all u had to do was give me the blindfold to be destroyed
schizophrenia
Fakherrr
What
@wraith quarry You hear rumours of Bernard being alive
@west path I build fortifications here and send some troops to defend these places and I continue searching for horses so I can domesticate them and establish a cavalry
albeit his location is UNKNOWN.
search for him
especially in secluded areas
@west path wait
was the blindfold destroyed
These investigations are swiftly carried out, however results are poor.
continue to search regularly
TT T T TOTAL DOMINATION!
Faaaaakheeeeeeer
@west path I try making paper and start writing books so I can build some small libraries across the country so our children learn basic life stuff
You're so cool
How do you view players as characters in Mapwars?
4
7
1
It's great.
paper is low quality, and writing isnt particularly good.
@west path continue searching for Horses I WANNA FIND FUCKING HORSES
أحتاج إلى الأحصنة 😭🙏🏼 अश्वा अश्वा:
~bt
ok i think im ending session in 10 minutes
Omg fakherrr
@fallen cipher: @proven star تريد الخيول، تريد أن ترى الخيول في المعركة.
No please dont
When next session
Can you stop 🙏🏼
You find a small steppe, and you see large creatures running through them with ease
Okaaaaay fakherrrrr
I will eat your soul
A steppe
Love u
@twin phoenix
Why are you like this
Is this bait?
Like whaaaaaaat
Okay you're just baiting
Whaa
shut the port down
local guards near the port will detain him if possible
😔
a main party force will be dispatched to the port
hes already near a ship and with a caravan
a battle between the guards and his caravan has begun
Any papyrus?
no
focus on range and dispatch a ship to pursue his if it leaves port
we will also try to use fire if possible to cause damage to his ship
they've been scared off by him setting one of them on fire
no
the guards
he set one of the guards on fire
and the ship is from a far away port so it hasnt arrived
yet
@wraith quarry He has escaped the port
😭
@west path more exploration
ok whatever as long as he isnt in banamia idc what he does
they cant chase bro if he chose the most agile ship
and they cant find him
@brittle gust @cunning niche please come back
i ended session
No you didn't lol
also ngl i dont like magic
what if i hosted rn
so i might not play more, it's just meh overall
I'm going to now make bananmia my only target
Yes
just go away
Paraderrr
Nuclear silo Opp
be not a problem
Hru
Ok
Back
go to noltia or something
Bru
banamia doesnt want you or your magic
@west path what else happened
Hm
Going to control the noltian rat trade 👅
@brittle gust btw i vowed revenge against you
And ship it to banania
That would COOK trade
anything from noltia
why are you trying to interfere with us
Would that not piss of noltia
bro why are you bothering us
just go live in some hut in the middle of nowhere
I was just doing silly Billy cult stuff and you tried to kill me 😦
magic is forbidden
Sure I murdered a guy
know the law
But
you murdered lik 20 minimum
btw just fyi it is about the same (324 pixels for spice route and 336 for ocean route)
Ill take the spice Route then
also the spice route goes over land
so its slower
200 km extra
for only a small portion which will be shortened
346.5 km
Ok.......
most of which can be shortened by a canal running most of the distance
it's through a mountain 👽
pov:
"The Beleian Blade...I accept it's Power."
that is not the path it would follow bro
Is this a border?
low intelligence specimen
pov:
Iraq border
low intelligence specimen
Bam bam biddy biddy bam
Hmmmm
please read my sentences
the blue would be an ideal extension but may not be possible
dawg thats still up a hill 😭
yes... and?
it would additionally be following the flow
of a tributary river
so water will just flow down
the one bow said it was following
crazy how its not drawn 🤔
What yall arguin abt
are you
which route is faster
😭🙏
like im sorry but you do realize not every river is going to be drawn
no im a professional idiot
they should be 🤫
Why is fish fighting s loosing battle
also if a tributary is already there why make a canal
50% of all land would just show river pixels
straighten and deepen the channel
@wraith quarry @frank latch do divisions like this for ur mw
yall do realize that the rivers that are drawn are massive rivers
like the tigris river or the Rhine, or the Mississippi
🙏
All those are pretty small
ragebait used to be believable
Tigris isn't that big though
Or the Rhine tbh
Who are u talking to me or parader?
i meant Euphrates
Mississippi is big asf tho
they are major rivers
@frank latch pls help nolt almost killed me in qevie mw pls declare war pls
Ok that's more believable
You said massive not major
Rhine might be major but it's not massive
okay let me correct what i meant
not really
and say major
as i explained it wrong
Cleanest Borders Ever
don't expect us to model stuff like the Iller river
Obviously most important river is the arkansas river end of debate
nah
it's clearly poopoo creek
you should at least model rivers with a discharge over 2k m^3 per second
Arkansas river is the goat tfym
it's not really a set discharge
it's just
major rivers
that's the broad category we use
??
major rivers are generally longer than (and/or) have a higher discharge than minor rivers
what about greenville creek
🤯
and seeing as this is a major river i would imagine it is more about discharge than length
sure
How long did this map take
literally all we do is say
"hmm this is probably a major river"
ask @frank latch
ask @frank latch how l ong did this msp tske
it's taken probably half a year already
and it's not finished
sloth 😔
Half a year to wb discord mw
Heart breaking cuz rpgs are better 💔
Omg
Nso
My eye got stabbed in qevie mw
My leg also got stabbed
I return to my homelande and get jumped 💔
Dang
I did have my riches stolen and have to become some backwater mage but now I'm a pirate
Hmm
Going to do Barbary pirate simulator
I will kill them
Avenge him skillerz!!
In noltia
The force told them to 💔
@prime compass tell me
So
I return to noltia
I connect with the soul of Beleius
The one that did the massacre yk
Then I get jumped
OMG KLEZZZZZZZ KLEZZZZZZ
My leg and eye get stabbed
HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
And i get teleported to bow land
KLEZZZZ
Hello nso!
HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
That's crazy
No?
KLEZ KLEZ KLEZZZZ
Im not dead
The Blade is attached to my arm
@brittle gust you were right
There is also the voice of Beleius in my head
Quadratic equations are evil
@hollow garden what should I do
Geometry:
I had to solve a 100 question homework on them just now
Meh
Omg klez
Geometry isn't that hard
Did you do it
I only did 37 🤫
Leide zjdnekxjeidkwjxiejfiendksnduwfjss
I'm a slacker
Omg klez
Schizophrenia
No
Klez Klez
that's up to you to decide
Says the dude who was about to attack my temple with 40 skeletons
Kleznammmm
I talked with his soul in noltia
Yessing!
Im so disappointed
How are you nso
I sensed you jedis storming to me
You turned to the dark side again
What should I have done!!
Happy!! Klezzzzzz
Why is he doing it again
I sensed the jedi charging at me
You summoned the skeletons, the force was mad af, i rushed in and attacked you
why does belemin have a vendetta against the temple
Liar
Stabbed my eye
I attacked after you summoned
Stabbed my leg
Liar
And your leg
Kklleezz
I'm believing nolt
Nnaamm
Nnnns
For spawning skeletons in the middle of my city
Soooo
Ayayayayayayayayayayayay
Wallah
Anyway im comin back with the blade
I will kill all of you
Klezzy
Wow 💔
Aye let's have a great duel
Should I hosta
😢
No fuck that shit
Hosta what
You all jumped me 💔
You had 40 other undead with you and you were incompetent at leading them*
Yes!
Nah you jedi js suck 🔥🔥
I had 5 other dorm mates and wiped the floor with ya
Your old masters suck 🔥🔥
Weakling
Dorm mates 😭🙏
Jedi masters
@prime compass on the topic of undead are you joining the event btw
Same thing
Yes what do we doing
JOIN GHOST TEAM
We need you belemin
Join skeles
It's not the same without belemin
Ok
Stop being so ghastly here
Im still gonna kill noltians
Don't say such ghastly things
What we do
Kleznam coooool
Klez btw when will you hosta
Kid named reading:
@brittle gust he is calling you eggs
If I was you
I wouldn't take this
Kleeeeeez
I quite like eggs tho?
Nso is cool too
Naaaaaaam
Morshed
Iiiiiiiiiiish
In egyptian arabic
Half boil/sunny side eggs are so cool
It's more of an insult or not really an insult
When is egypt bringing back the heiroglyphs
You're cooler
Eskot ana marid ba ad asmaj ilak
No
no it's the Latin equivalent of ع
Yep
A sound that doesn't exist in english
:o
Interesting
Interesting indeed
Anyway thank you for the eyepatch it looks cool
Don't all writing scripts descend from it 
Through Phoenician
Or do I just wrap a bandage
Or Is that only arabic, Latin, cyrillic and greek
Lies
@hollow garden eyepatch or bandage which looks cooler
This.
What is belemin yapping about
Eyepatch
Ok
Idk about north Indian scripts but south indian ones definitely aren't related to Phoenician
Same with the Chinese scripts
Uhm be quiet shsuh
The runic script
Sorry 💔
No
@brittle gust you LIAR
He always lies 💔
Is it just me or is anyone else burnout from mws
Both hosting and playing
Mws are boring
No
It depends how invested you are
Like fish mw is literally drugs for me
I'm addicted
Klez mw is like cocaine
And at first I didn't really care about it
AHAT
Hm
Once ive taken it I cant stop
Qwwwwaaaaaaaassssss
Not like ive ever had cocaine...
I checked Wikipedia
😭 I'm so sorry
Literally me 💔
No it's weird they're related
I would eat
I don't even see the similarity
I think only east asian scripts are the ones not related
Did you watch the vid
What about runic scripts
The ones the old Norse used
That is insane
What about whatever script the native Americans used
Definitely not
What script did native Americans use again
Ayayayayayayayayayayayayayaya
Lies, they probably did
Qwassy
@hollow garden when hosta
I love you dad
Kleznam
@hollow garden
no
Wdym no
O mah gah
@hollow garden wdym no 💔💔
Hes asking for a divorce
Yesp
yey
these are the four symbols i've come up with, for four types of units
Left, is basically a car looking symbol, this means an armored division, which includes tanks and other armored vehicles such as personell carriers, half-tracks, SPAA, etc.
The symbol next to it is shaped like a gun for AA, artillery, and AT emplacements.
The square is just an infantry division
the right one is a defensive bunker complex.
@west path are my people still starving
around the cross section of each unit will be white pixels (with 30% coloring from their respective nation)
@hollow garden HIIII KLEZZZ
distinguishes their side
Ello room of the games
i regret this already
This looks like something from conway’s game of life
Why not use different colours?
cuz it nicer to see it all black
and they're easier to see if they're black with the outline
real
I just realized i've been running for 30 minutes
HIIIII PATTT
HIIII NSO
oof
actually
that's good
exercise healthy
Tensions have been rising for the past few weeks as the Torbushia and Lékkean have shut down trade due to diagreements over trade and commerce.
Torbushian forces appear to be ammassing near the border.
people anxiously wait for news on the situation
Over complicated
Im goodsinga
Torbushia has begun artillery bombardments across the border, targetting Lékki defenses
Thats amazing pata
Hmm
Thats cool fish
artillery fire has picked up and the Torbushians have gained initial ground with the Lékki infantry in the area retreating and laying minefields.
the main armored force has been forced to redirect due to losses sustained by the minefields, and artillery is continually putting pressure on them
to make things worse the main defense force has arrived to slaughter any who move south
Cool
the slughter commences
What is happening
Torbushian armored division in the south fell into a trap and is getting killed
and both sides have begun targetting artillery and AA emplacements
Wha
i ended session
what is vro cooking up
Qev ie
did u host today
testing what it'd be like to move around units on a battle like ww2 battle scenario we wanna do
oh my god this guy fucking hosted today when he said there would be a power outage
this guy
this actual menace
didnt happen though
and i had no way to know it wouldnt happen
👽
I can hosta rn though
🤫
The southern armored force has been essentially eradicated, any surviving troops or vehicles have retreated and joined with the upper force
A new force from a southern base has made it to reinforce Torbushian efforts
Oh
and infantry are beginning to attack one another
True
artillery bombardments remain constant and deadly
,roll 20 make units out of thin air
:game_die: You rolled 5
:game_die: You rolled 12
when r u getting aoh3
soon
whats this for
which one is superior
@west path did anything happen with my blindfold artifact. like was it discovered
like how Orion is superior to Eseron
like what even happened during the session
yeah a player got attuned to it
die
what does that mean
they wear and utilize it
and have access to your powers
FUCK
technically you can be revived if belemin stumbles upon it but thats a big if
Yeah i am super cooked
they escaped on a boat
good news is that hes heading to Noltia, where belemin was previously
albeit hes not there anymore
so uhh
CAS is dispatched to pummel these artillery emplacements
youre probably fried unless you get lucky
do you love my artistic depiction of them blowing up
why did u wanna destroy the blindfold btw
you know that anybody can use relics right 👽
i assumed it was blumi tryna do something malicious
that comes later
so everything blumi must be destroyed
and who was this “player”
well technically
it wasnt blumi was it
@noble cradle
he sacrificed giovanni for his escape 😢
CAS were able to completely destroy and severely damage the emplacements
now the southern flank is open
Lékkean is sorta cooked
technically blumi could manipulate areas like the relic did but there was zero way they would make a relic
@elder arch brw ur cooked
You know what time it is?
the blindfold is being used to attack the enemy of your enemy
New character time!
Fish this is peak
Remember, if you can’t solve a situation that you got yourself into, just give up and start over again. It always works
they may be cooked ngl
brw if ur mage gets resurrected your current character ☠️
pretty much
What if i have a child with special needs? Do you want me to “give up and start again?”
This logic dosent work
Do better
I saw that
i forgor this is worldbox
@cunning niche btw r u still playing the MW
I think si
pretty much all fighting has stopped and now its just a standoff between the rats and you
yeah we havent been fighting much
Hiii guys
u guys are diverting resources and overextending yourselves for nothing
I shall be one that saves the world from blumi’s tyranny
chaos
W
you'll be forced to considering how you're going into an economic downturn due to overextension
F in the chat for the people in this infantry division
ok now how will you assign individual companies to players for the ww2 era battle scenario
surrounded by two enemy infantry and an armored division whilst also being murdered by artillery
up to the players tbh
then its gonna be chaotic as shit
it really matters how they structure the military
yep
everyones gonna be bickering whos company is whos
that's the point
MAP BATTLE
@wraith quarry when are we getting the official map battle
they gotta find a way to organize or they will lose
if it's too much of an issue ill revamp it tho
@cunning niche @marsh lance @wraith quarry @elder arch @brittle gust @prime compass should i hosta rn
2029
Remember what happened to https://discord.com/channels/522561390330904585/1299394286189805568
Do it
blumihollis isnt here which might be kinda bad
considering how that dictates an entire region
Two sessions a day is so W
But im not rlly interested
is vro reviving lavenbruche
i honestly hope that happens
more bickering and chaos
is peak
Someday yes
Paat
Hiiiii
TO NOT TAKE IT PERSONALLY
Impossible for this channel
lebron isnt gonna be playing
Mm no
but i wanna be hegel
Paaaat
Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaassssssssssssssss
we have serge
serge?
Helllooo
brw @cunning niche @fallen cipher @brittle gust You should... give proper names to your nations
Hru pata
Fakhernland
Hm
Im goodsing
it is not
It is
Hmm
El Oo el
Q was
Kh-Wal
Honestly we have enough players
Ve nus
We could host
@west path should i get age of history 3 on computer, wait for mobile, or not get it at all
@west path
Name will be the Verti
computar
also did you name your nation
@qwas_da_dum
Uhh no.. im a village rn
i am going to spawn 5 million meteors on your nation if you dont name it
@west path name will be Fakherti
A starving one at best
this is not a proper name
stop including your name in everything
It is
Why
It's my nation
I do what I want
This is gamerooms toxic trait
Hmm
Remember who runs the show here fakher
Dieieieieieieieieieiieieieieieieieieiieieieiee