🎲game-room

[wraith quarry]

but i can't when i only think english

and maybe a lil french

[west path]

unchain your mind

[wraith quarry]

i will do this by hanging myself

[west path]

Think of lech and think of how he became the name of a beer company in poland

[wraith quarry]

it will free my mind

[west path]

oh wait do yall know about the lech czech and rus legend

[wraith quarry]

https://tenor.com/view/depression-sad-gif-10171850253899264172

[west path]

the one that talks about how the west slavs came to be

[wild mason]

why is this captioned cat

[west path]

and east slavs idk how it came to be

[wraith quarry]

🤷‍♂️

[wraith quarry]

idk

[west path]

nooo

the english world sucks ass

this legend is patriotism and propaganda in 1

[wraith quarry]

do you know

[west path]

its so peak

[wraith quarry]

who paul bunyan is

[west path]

hell naw

nor do i want to know

[wraith quarry]

😔

american folklore is a hidden gem

[wraith quarry]

fascism?

[west path]

what

[wraith quarry]

do you at least know

[west path]

his name intimidated me

[wraith quarry]

who johnny appleseed is

[west path]

im not american

[wraith quarry]

😔

actually

apparently appleseed was a real person

[west path]

@wraith quarry do you know who Baba Yaga is

[wraith quarry]

isn't it a witch that like steals children's toes or something

i can't remember

def heard the name before

[west path]

yeah

[wild mason]

https://tenor.com/view/sogga-big-floppa-binguscord-serval-slurmy-gif-20794025

[west path]

slavic folklore

[west path]

his surname sounds like the type of a person to eat a newborns liver

dont ask how this thought came into existence

[frank latch]

his?

[west path]

it just did

[frank latch]

I thought it was a her

[west path]

idk who it is

[frank latch]

oh wait

nvm

[west path]

johnny is a male name no

[frank latch]

I thought we were talking about something else

[wraith quarry]

slavic and german folklore trying not to make the theme being "eat your vegetables or this OLD HAG WILL EAT YOU ALIVE

[west path]

paul

[wraith quarry]

well

[wild mason]

~bt

[hardy saffron]

@wild mason: Remember these words from Slavic and German folklore: "Eat grass, eat an old live onion."

[west path]

oh no baba yaga basically became our version of red light green light

[wraith quarry]

Paul Bunyan was this really tall dude
like literally just a giant

[west path]

also it was racist against people living in the carpaths

so

i call that a polish W

[wraith quarry]

and the grand canyon was made by him dragging his axe across the land

[wraith quarry]

w

[west path]

the only reason i say this is because she lived in the carpaths

[wraith quarry]

there were a bunch of other stories
I think there were some about him cutting a bunch of trees, and perhaps a giant one

[west path]

hence why people were incentivized to stay away from there

which is racist against the natives who live there

because it makes you think theyre fine with a witch living there

Thus

[wraith quarry]

one about pancakes

[west path]

slavic folklore is racist

common slavic W

[frank latch]

real

[wraith quarry]

average

[west path]

tbf this is an isolated case

[wraith quarry]

what if they didnt wan her there they just couldn't do anything against an evil witch who fries children

[west path]

were the redwoods made to match his size

[prime compass]

Me

Men

[wraith quarry]

possibly

i think

so

there's this massive plateau in the plains

that

looks like a massive tree stump

[west path]

i think

she was

a bit more dangerous than that

js saying

[west path]

ok no i think he was real

[wraith quarry]

good chance that one of the stories had him cutting it down

[west path]

Paul bunyan was real i think

[wraith quarry]

nah

but it's cool folklore

[west path]

no he was

do you see the shape of that plateau

he definitely was

[wraith quarry]

these are some individuals with definitely a level of intelligence

[prime compass]

Qevie

[wraith quarry]

it's a basalt tower from a volcano

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Devils_Tower

peculiar individuals

[vital latch]

I think in 3 languages

and english isn't my first

[spring bison]

high IQ specimins

[vital latch]

1. Sillyease
2. Gibberish
3. English

In that order of proficency

[wraith quarry]

truly

this is obviously a tree from the garden of eden

[west path]

i know

[west path]

these guys arent intellectual

[west path]

ok learn polish

[spring bison]

oh my god

what the fuck

[west path]

Youll be able to make european elvish names

it will SHOCK people

[vital latch]

if I learn another language it's genuinely going to be welsh

[frank latch]

ah yes
intelligent species

[wraith quarry]

remember guys

[vital latch]

I have two methods to making names; neither of which make realistic names but that's part of my style

1. Combine english words and translated words from other languages to make something with rough meaning
2. Literal gibberish to sound cool

[wraith quarry]

if something looks like something else
then that is undeniable fact that it is something else

[west path]

no

make polish names

Strachowski Wielkopolianowski

[vital latch]

I have a polish friend bros last name is like 15 characters long

[west path]

thats normal

did bro think that isnt normal

👽

[wraith quarry]

why are people taking bible stories literally

[west path]

no clue

[wraith quarry]

how peculiar

why don't people believe the things that actually happen on earth, like this
like basalt towers alone are an awesome and mystical phenomenon, let's appreciate it 🙏

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fmaZdEq-Xzs

peak

[frank latch]

What 😭

[spring bison]

anti-matter from bananas instead

[wraith quarry]

true

[marsh lance]

Breaking news, tensions rising in eastern Colorea as Sageburg and Limaedia are contesting against eachother, over past territorial grudges, many fear a regional war may break out soon, we pray for those on both sides of the arguments settle their differences and resolve peacefully

[frank latch]

if only we had a foreign affairs minister

tsk tsk tsk

[wild mason]

@frank latch A formal injunction shall be filed against the current Minister of Urban and Rural injuction, as well as the Minister of The Military and one lower general.

Evidence has come to light they have accepted bribes, reported by an anonymous general. Postal records have provided us with several incriminating evidence. As such I would like to prosecute and move to remove them from these posts.
While they are on trial, the king shall act as a provisional leader of these ministries, until a new cabinet is appointed.

[prime compass]

Omg

[frank latch]

I understand

[spring bison]

👽 👽 👽 👽

tfym

[frank latch]

I will however step in against prosecuting the Minister of Urban and Rural Development as the ministry called upon my council to the matter and in an act of loyalty proved they reported the bribe.
I, in an attempt to locate and understand the reasoning and purpose of the bribe offer would like to state I instructed the ministry to accept it.

[wild mason]

They should still be removed from their post.

[spring bison]

these accusations are just insane???

[wild mason]

Did they only report the bribe after it became a legal matter?

[frank latch]

however
a likeness cannot be said for the ministry of the military

[frank latch]

no

[marsh lance]

https://tenor.com/view/solo-leveling-sung-jin-woo-cartenon-temple-creepy-smile-anime-gif-10922656024761113328

[frank latch]

they were upfront about the bribe and consulted me direct to report it

I infact have evidence of our meeting

[wild mason]

Understood. Legal proceedings against them shall cease.

[spring bison]

are you literally going to remove me because of baseless accusations

bro

[frank latch]

hold on

@wild mason can you indeed prove the bribes offered were indeed accepted by the ministry of the military?

[wild mason]

May I bring the evidence to the public?
I would also like to call a tribunal of other ministers.

[frank latch]

and on what grounds were they accepted?

[spring bison]

this is your evidence????

alien

[frank latch]

or was that not specified?

[wild mason]

It was not specified.

[spring bison]

@marsh lance bro

[frank latch]

hivemind

[spring bison]

are you insane

[frank latch]

peculiar

[marsh lance]

If you wrote back you basically accepted the bribe

[wild mason]

He did not report it, as the Minister of Development did.

[spring bison]

THERE WAS NO BRIBE

[wild mason]

That alone should be cause for concern.

[marsh lance]

Uhhh..

[spring bison]

YOU JUST SAID IT WAS A GIFT????

[marsh lance]

Its stated in the message, that its a bribe

[spring bison]

YOU DID NOT SPECIFY ANYTHING

[marsh lance]

The letter states that if you write to them back then you can discuss it further with the anonymous member

[spring bison]

HOW CAN I ACCEPT SOMETHING THAT DID NOT EXIST

[spring bison]

this does not mean I accepted this?

lmao?

[marsh lance]

Well you also didn’t specify what you wrote back

You just said that you would write back

Which is essentially the acceptance condition of the bribe

[wild mason]

If this is your response, take it to court.
You can be tried by a jury of your peers.
The evidence is hard and you did not take the action to report bribery.

[spring bison]

its not even a bribe its just a gift and an invitation for a discussion

[spring bison]

ITS NOT A BRIBE???

[wild mason]

It very clearly was.

[marsh lance]

“The letter contains a bribe”

[spring bison]

no

you said it was a gift

[marsh lance]

If you know anything about marcel koronti you know he uses flowery language

[spring bison]

Marcel Koronti does not bribe you except one time

[marsh lance]

The one time:

[wild mason]

Bribery is giving something to an official to influence their decisions. You accepted it and wrote back, likely under the expectation you would get more should you follow what they ask.
This is behavior unbecoming of a Minister and you will be tried regardless. If your case is compelling enough, you can be free.

[marsh lance]

@frank latch the king will decide as a final verdict how to handle this

[spring bison]

the letter had nothing involving influence

[frank latch]

@wild mason unfortunately, although the ministry of law is unable to provide conclusive evidence of treason or plotting by the ministry of the military, those charges will be dropped. However on account of accepting bribery, they will be held accountable. I will then decide the fate of Rudolph Staatler (this name rhymes particularly well with another btw), until that decision is made, the ministry of the military's position will be given to @wraith quarry temporarily

[spring bison]

it was a gift and an invitation for discussion

[spring bison]

ACCEPTING BRIBERY^???

ok yall are just insane

[wraith quarry]

oooh

[marsh lance]

I should have specified more

[frank latch]

don't

[wraith quarry]

I declare war on transnistria

[spring bison]

no shit sherlock

[wraith quarry]

it is in

the best interest

of this sovereign state

[spring bison]

I declare war on Moldavia

[wraith quarry]

to begin a military operation

to rid transnistria

of 'dem dirty commies

[wild mason]

I will still be prosecuting this case. If this is how light the punishment for what could have easily become treason is, it sets a horrible precedent for future cases.

[frank latch]

ngl, the whole deal with Romania, Moldova and Transnistria really is like a nesting doll situation lol

[spring bison]

why are you not invading china then

[spring bison]

Moldova could have just invaded it a long time ago

[wraith quarry]

we can't atm

[spring bison]

you are using what ifs instead of what actually happened

[frank latch]

Which is why I am taking caution and due diligence to make a decision on prosecution

[spring bison]

you are incompetent

[wild mason]

Also his ability to deny it as a "GIFT" here and avoid consequences should not be accepted as an argument.

[wraith quarry]

okay but fr

[wild mason]

I am doing my job, you are mad you got caught.

[spring bison]

THE MESSAGE PARFUM SENT ME SAID IT WAS A GIFT

[spring bison]

I didnt get caught on nothing

[wild mason]

The "Gift" was clearly bribery.

[spring bison]

no

inviting someone for discourse is not bribery

[frank latch]

yes
and as I understand it as of now
the Ministry of Law has successfully fulfilled their duty by uncovering the bribe
However because we believe in innocent until proven guilty, we will have to rely on the ministry of law to fulfill it's duty in uncovering treasonous plots through similar systems

[spring bison]

"bribe"

your entire evidence is a fucking letter

[frank latch]

and only until such plots have been made

[frank latch]

which is fairly solid evidence

you accepted a bribe, knowingly

[marsh lance]

you recieve a letter, in random handwriting, under an address you couldn't recognize off the top of your head, it contains a bribe, it states "Here is a small gift, an act of charity towards your ministry, all i ask from you is to write back to me, and we will discuss things further"

it contains a bribe

[wild mason]

We are TRYING to take him to a proper trial, prosecution is not the same as convicition. If he can prove his innocence to a jury, he will not be convicted.

[frank latch]

and in full awareness that it was against the law to accept a bribe

[spring bison]

are you stupid

that bribes me to nothing

[frank latch]

I understand

[spring bison]

I will basically be bribed to doing nothing

[marsh lance]

This evidence of the letter has been provided by the ministry of urban and rural development when it was reported to the king

[frank latch]

which is why the charges or potential of charges of treason have been dropped

[spring bison]

also its literally a scheme to remove me from power btw

power play

[marsh lance]

You were given a bribe by an anonymous party to initiate plans with them

[wild mason]

I think the fact he is trying to get away from a trial speaks for itself, but he should still be charged under offenses of corruption.

[frank latch]

however you have still accepted a bribe

[wild mason]

Not treason.

[spring bison]

this does not make sense

[spring bison]

I did not accept a bribe

[frank latch]

A jury will decide that

@wild mason send 'em to trial

[wild mason]

@marsh lance What is the name of the nation

I want to set up a proper court

[spring bison]

corruption

you make no sense

[marsh lance]

If rudolph staatler is found innocent, he will immediately return to power as minister of military

[wild mason]

I am GIVING YOU A FAIR TRIAL

[frank latch]

Lavenbrüche

[frank latch]

I see

[elder arch]

(i feel bad for this guy cause he has to go to fucking court 😭😭😭)

[spring bison]

if the jury is smart they will clearly see this is a power play by you to remove me from power

[wild mason]

Why are #1299496020346011739 message

[wraith quarry]

@frank latch take steps to reform the military and prepare it for modernization

It will begin by prioritizing skill and comptetency over social status.
Additionally, we are going to adopt a modern doctrine for armored combat, and modernize strategic planning, command structure and communication.

• armored combat, armored combat will include building up specialized armored and motorized divisions which will spearhead campaigns and assaults at a pace that infantry could not

• strategic planning, will incporporate these new doctrines and will prioritize fast mobile warfare over slow and attrition warfare. This will also include the move to mechanize as much of the army as physically possible to increase the amount of distance they can cover in a period of time.

• command structure, will also follow suit to prioritize de-centralized movements on the battlefield.

[spring bison]

armored combat 👽

[marsh lance]

Wait did they actually let bro become minister of military

[spring bison]

also I already did a modernization programme

[marsh lance]

Wouldn’t venus usurp it?

[spring bison]

soooo

[wraith quarry]

im better than you

[frank latch]

1. It's 1901 (I doubt there's armored vehicles at this point)
2. your duties as ministry of the military have been revoked

[spring bison]

no

[elder arch]

I am much more competent than fish btw

[marsh lance]

But who is it given to

[wraith quarry]

then we should develop vehicles

[elder arch]

THERES A POWER VACCUM

OH NO

[wraith quarry]

we have engines by now

[spring bison]

there are armored vehicles

[wraith quarry]

and cars

i'd bet we can make vehicles

at least move away from using horses

[frank latch]

I would suppose Staatler reassumes his position

[marsh lance]

Whilst on trial?

[spring bison]

although they are not worth investing into until like 1912

[frank latch]

he was found innocent I thought

[marsh lance]

The trial has yet to take place

[frank latch]

?

[wraith quarry]

it's better if we work towards it more quickly

[wild mason]

Lavenderparfum, can you find me some jurors

#1299496020346011739 message

[spring bison]

armored cars are trash currently

[marsh lance]

IF he is found innocent, nothing has happened yet

[wraith quarry]

if we make breakthroughs the faster that this becomes cheaper to produce and utilize and all the more advantage we have

[spring bison]

we must invest in military tech

[wraith quarry]

irrelevant

[frank latch]

oh

[spring bison]

so when they get better

[wraith quarry]

also

[frank latch]

@wraith quarry I take it back

[wraith quarry]

they dont even need to be armored cars

[frank latch]

you're still the minister of the military

[spring bison]

we can invest into it

[wraith quarry]

just trucks

trucks alone would be a huge help

[wraith quarry]

invest into it now so we're ahead when they get better

smh

[marsh lance]

Give it to venus, idk if fish is even in the mw 😭

[spring bison]

yes thats what I said

invest into research of it

[marsh lance]

He didn’t sign up before we started

[wraith quarry]

if we pioneer the breakthroughs for armored warfare we'll have a monopoly on it on the battlefield

we can conquer anybody for a short period of time

[frank latch]

Venus has the opportunity of deposing Staatler

that could potentially be bad

[wraith quarry]

@spring bison also we need to get ships onto oil instead of coal

[marsh lance]

Right but.. if he’s found innocent he is returned to full power

[spring bison]

if you really wanted to get rid of me you could just remove me instead of fabricating an entire incident btw

[frank latch]

I want to remove any option where Venus becomes the minister of the military to prevent him from rigging the trial

[elder arch]

Why would i even do that

[spring bison]

an incident on quotes

[frank latch]

I'm not fabricating anything
I am trying to ensure there is not corruption on my council

[marsh lance]

The role will be suspended until rudolph is able to return, or is found guilty

[spring bison]

well your corruption trial is based on what ifs

[frank latch]

except for the fact you accepted a bribe

[spring bison]

I DID NOT ACCEPT A BRIbE

[wraith quarry]

@frank latch how are we looking in the use of oil

@marsh lance do we have oil

[spring bison]

OH MY GOD

[marsh lance]

Purely for navy use, it’s being imported from northern nations

[wraith quarry]

wait

our navy uses oil?

dang, we switched over fast

[frank latch]

if only we had a minister of natural resources

[marsh lance]

Navy is the only super modernized branch of the military atm

[wraith quarry]

@frank latch also since obviously there arent armored warfare, still utilize the mobile stuff as much as we can

and a better command structure

[frank latch]

how so

[marsh lance]

You have pre-dreadnoughts

[wraith quarry]

how i explained

[wraith quarry]

deadnoughts suck

don't build them

[frank latch]

k

[marsh lance]

They are already built

[frank latch]

wouldn't this be the job of the minister of navy?

[marsh lance]

Like, as a part of the navy

[wraith quarry]

im minister of the military

includes navy

and army

and eventually airforce

[wraith quarry]

scrap them

they're expensive and useless

what we really need

is cheap and effective

or

at least effective enough

[marsh lance]

Gang, they make up all of your battleships

[wraith quarry]

😭

[marsh lance]

You will lose a naval war

[wraith quarry]

battleships suck

fast manuverable ships with high firepower are better

[marsh lance]

Right well that time has not yet come

I gotta end session now cause i gotta go somewhere

[frank latch]

rip

[marsh lance]

I fucked everything up

[wraith quarry]

battleships would be betetr than dreadnoughts

[marsh lance]

Dreadnoughts are the international standard

[wraith quarry]

dreadnoughts were used once irl and everybody got scared they'd sink and made them hide

[spring bison]

temporarely

[frank latch]

^

until Staatler is tried

[wraith quarry]

and temporarily ill make the military better

[spring bison]

because the minister of law is trying a power play to get me off the power

based on what ifs

[frank latch]

however if he's found guilty...
Fritz Alpa might stay minister of the military

[spring bison]

with baseless accusations

[frank latch]

(Fish)

@wraith quarry your name is Fritz Alpa

[spring bison]

this shoudnt even be a trial btw

[frank latch]

would you rather me decide?

[spring bison]

this whole case is just bs

[spring bison]

you would get me off

[frank latch]

I would do what's best to protect the nation

the trial is the best way to do that

[west path]

whar

[spring bison]

which is not randomlly removing me from power

[spring bison]

no its not

[frank latch]

it is not randomly

you accepted a bribe

in full awareness

[spring bison]

oh my god

you are an idiot

[frank latch]

prove that you did not accept the bribe

[spring bison]

bro I will give you this gift out of gratitude. anyways can we talk?

explain how is that a bribe

[frank latch]

can we see this letter?

if you want to admit it as evidence

[west path]

what

tf is happening

[spring bison]

the ministry of law has fabricated evidence to get me off power

[wild mason]

Lebron has a history of playing innocent and acting like a victim when caught, this is a pattern, Please KEEP THAT IN MIND.

[west path]

What

[marsh lance]

*you recieve a letter, in random handwriting, under an address you couldn't recognize off the top of your head, it contains a bribe, it states "Here is a small gift, an act of charity towards your ministry, all i ask from you is to write back to me, and we will discuss things further"

[west path]

???

wym

[spring bison]

oh my god bro

you are genuingly horrid

[west path]

yeah that is an obvious bribe

if he wrote back then uhh

He accepted a bribe

he is NOT innocent

[spring bison]

ok yall are stupid

oh my god

[marsh lance]

I should have specified more

[frank latch]

@spring bison what I'm concerned about is the fact you did not raise awareness of the act before accepting

[wraith quarry]

lebron can we focus on building battleships and cruisers
or even monitors would be ideal

@spring bison

[marsh lance]

I dont think we should be deposing ministers in the first session, that might destabilize the mw

[wraith quarry]

pwease

[wild mason]

He is literally pulling the same act he always does when caught. I don't get why this isn't obvious.

[frank latch]

in contrast to the minister of urban and rural development which did bring the matter to me directly

[wraith quarry]

i think dreadnoughts would be a massive waste of resources considering how expensive they are compared to their effectiveness

[spring bison]

ok

battleships tho

its 1901

[marsh lance]

Right, but its 1901, currently dreadnoughts are the state of the art invention

[spring bison]

not that good of an idea

[marsh lance]

Currently, dreadnoughts ARE the good shit

[wraith quarry]

yes this is fine

[wraith quarry]

but they never were

[spring bison]

not a good idea

[wraith quarry]

they're so extremely expensive and they're very useless

even when they were "good"

[marsh lance]

You do not have the power of hindsight here

[wraith quarry]

like why have 5 dreadnoughts that could get sunk when you can get 20 heavy cruisers

i have the power of logistics here

logistics favors all of your resources not being concentrated in one thing

same reason the death star in star wars failed

[spring bison]

we still should have bigger ships

[wraith quarry]

battleships are plenty big enough

and more flexible

[rose cape]

@wraith quarry hosta

[wraith quarry]

@frank latch what is your name in this

[fallen cipher]

H

[frank latch]

Kelarid D. Palmoschaftt the III

[wild mason]

https://tenor.com/view/glorp-cat-glorp-cat-glerp-alien-gif-1655357165594988381

[marsh lance]

You are a 1900’s military minister, think like one

[wraith quarry]

no

map wars are dumb if we're just forced to repeat the mistakes made before

might as well just play a ww1 railroad mw

[marsh lance]

Dreadnoughts.. are not a mistake in this time period

[wraith quarry]

they are

ill die on that hill

[marsh lance]

They are an effective ship model for the time period and attitude towards naval warfare

[wraith quarry]

how were they effective though?

[marsh lance]

Dreadnoughts are not even obsolete in this period of time

[wraith quarry]

also not when they're so extremely resource intensive

[marsh lance]

Heavy gun platforms that maximize the amount of firepower

[wraith quarry]

you can do that with monitor class ships

which are possible in this time period

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monitor_(warship)

can get the same job done and aren't that much of a loss if they're sunk

[marsh lance]

A dreadnought would put that thing in the bottom of the sea gang

The volleys are important

Warfare ideas from the 1800’s still carried over into the 1900’s

[wraith quarry]

not when there's 12 of them

[rose cape]

did dreadnoughts even exist in 1901?

[wraith quarry]

by the time a dreadnought would get one volley off and sink at best 3
the other 9 would eat it alive

[rose cape]

pretty sure hms dreadnought was built in 1905

all this dreadnought talk feels like a deja vu

[wraith quarry]

like i don't think it's such a far fetched idea to go
"hey instead of 4 massive guns on this absolutely massive ship that is expensive, we have 4 ships with a massive gun on each"

[sullen pawn]

i coudlve hosta

[wild mason]

https://tenor.com/view/glorp-cat-glorp-cat-glerp-alien-gif-1655357165594988381

[midnight ocean]

@wild mason how are you doing

[wild mason]

Im fine why

[midnight ocean]

Just wondering

[wild mason]

what did you eat today

[midnight ocean]

Nothing

[wild mason]

are u ok

[midnight ocean]

Real

Why did you end ikella

[wild mason]

https://tenor.com/view/glorp-cat-glorp-cat-glerp-alien-gif-1655357165594988381

[wraith quarry]

there

[midnight ocean]

Did you know rats are magnetic

[wild mason]

WHAT

@marsh lance

I am sorry it ended up like this

That was not my intention

[marsh lance]

Thank you

I just wanted everybody to have fun

[wild mason]

You had a mapwar about interal politics

[spring bison]

@marsh lance is it over

[marsh lance]

I’ll probably re-host it another time, but.. i’ll give you guys a break

[wild mason]

It was bound to be arguments

[marsh lance]

From eachother

[spring bison]

please restart

[marsh lance]

I didn’t expect it to go to such a catastrophic scale in the first session

[spring bison]

this match is just over

its just going to be exactly the same the second session

[wild mason]

@marsh lance Next time I think you should make people the role they seem LEAST interested in

That would make it more dynamic

[marsh lance]

I wanted there to be major tensions in the late game, not right after the coronation

[marsh lance]

True

[west path]

Is this true?

@marsh lance

https://tenor.com/view/seal-baikal-seal-raise-hand-nerpa-skrunkly-gif-12533538408043925758

Baikal seals are not evil

They are good critters

[elder arch]

we were like vultures picking on a corpse

[marsh lance]

Thanksing you!

[west path]

now uhh

try to not let this evilness happen again

[west path]

!

[midnight ocean]

Average game room

[west path]

was worse

[west path]

can i invite you to the gc

its so beautiful

[midnight ocean]

I’m not a host but sure

[frank latch]

Well

[marsh lance]

One can try without being accused of railroading

[frank latch]

I don't think that could have gone any worse

[west path]

THEY PURGED IT RIGHT AS I LET QANCA IN

LITERALLY 1984

[frank latch]

I'll let you back in

[marsh lance]

Im sorry

[frank latch]

and then Acnaq

[midnight ocean]

What even happened

[frank latch]

as soon as I find out how to add people

[marsh lance]

Idk

[rose cape]

apology accepted

[midnight ocean]

Real

[spring bison]

fascist power plays

and a argument so bad it would have gotten this channel banned

[west path]

they deleted the gc

[frank latch]

they didn't

[west path]

@rose cape when sue

you were the first to invent bt in gcs

[frank latch]

~bt

[hardy saffron]

@frank latch: Are you the first to join BT GCS?

[rose cape]

so true

[west path]

https://tenor.com/view/xiao-hog-shu-xiaohongshu-xiaohonshu-sigma-yapdollar-gif-11762163697160261119

[frosty drum]

What are yalls thoughts on the upcoming mc Update

[wraith quarry]

mid

[frosty drum]

Wrong

[wraith quarry]

i dont like the direction of the new updates

i prefer older minecraft atp

[west path]

ion play minecraft anymore

[west path]

then play older versions

[wild mason]

https://tenor.com/view/ヒカキン-ヒカマニ-マイクラ-マインクラフト-minecraft-gif-26341841

[wild mason]

I wish you could buy the old console version for PC

[frank latch]

@west path

1. The bribes were entrapment, I knew that from the start
2. The bribes were only an unfulfilled promise of money, not to mention he didn't know what he was even getting into, just that he accepted
3. Since it was only the proof of concept that he would accept a bribe and he didn't actually accept a value of money I couldn't convict on the standards in western countries

[west path]

what

??

what does this mean

[wild mason]

~bt

[hardy saffron]

@wild mason: @red fossil 1. Corruption is a trap I know from the beginning2. Anyway, he broke the promise of money, and he didn't know what he was going to get, so he got three. She refused to confirm that she had received the dowry. I have money that I cannot spend according to Western standards.

[west path]

he ACCEPTED A BRIBE

that was BRIBERY

how is this ALIEN TO AMERICANS

oh wait u guys allow bribery

i forgor

[wild mason]

Sp he got three

So he got three

[west path]

Yes, I also noticed that the game's food chain needs an urgent overhaul, very unbalanced.

[wild mason]

She refused to confirm she had received the dowry

I have money that I cannot spend according to Western standards.

[west path]

@wild mason do u even know who posted that comment

[wild mason]

no

was it acnaq

[west path]

eu4 price increase??

[west path]

idk

[marsh lance]

Imo the bribing plan was too crazy first session

[limpid plover]

Hiii

[marsh lance]

Thats like establishing the anti corruption police right after inauguration in suzerain

[limpid plover]

How are yall

[west path]

no

we wanted people off certain ministries ASAP

and replaced them with competent people

blumi was actively vouching against installing yesmen

[marsh lance]

Ya no

[wild mason]

If we actually kept playing Rim would have caused a famine

He should NOT have had that role

[west path]

this

also where tf would lebron lead us to

👽

he would have probably provoked an enemy state into an invasion

[spring bison]

no

you are just basing that out of nothing

[west path]

im basing that off how you acted

you were acting like Iosef on the cusp of declaring on Rimburg

except every message was that

[spring bison]

👽

[spring bison]

Iosef dosent want an immediate war with rumburg

[wild mason]

All I wanted to do was make sure each position was fulfilled by someone who is skilled at their job, and is focused on it.

I was actively pushing against a plot to concentrate power

For this reason

[west path]

no clue why anyone would be against this if they wouldnt stand to lose (which proves that they were also not adequately fitted for the job)

[limpid plover]

Omg

What happened guys

Why so serious

[limpid plover]

What

[west path]

WHAT

[wraith quarry]

absolutely insane

[wild mason]

OK you have to realize that Rim being agriculture minister was a recipe for disaster right

[limpid plover]

What happened in that mw for yall to be like this

[wild mason]

All I wanted to do was have someone more compotent and was PUSHING BACK ON A PLOT TO ABSORB IT INTO ANOTHER MINISTRY

[frank latch]

wait
is this mw back on

?

[wild mason]

I was working overtime to prevent a stupid plot from happening

[frank latch]

or no

[wild mason]

no

[frank latch]

aww

[wild mason]

Because I did not want a FAMINE

[limpid plover]

What happened

[frank latch]

@wild mason based on your opinion
what would you have sentenced Lebron for accepting the bribe and just the bribe alone?

[frank latch]

chaos

is the only way I can describe what happened

[wild mason]

4 years, supervised release afterwards

[spring bison]

"bribe"

[frank latch]

why 4 years?

[limpid plover]

Hm

[wild mason]

I feel like if it was lowered from treason the punishment should be less severe.

[wild mason]

Can you imagine if it had happened and a minister of say... money,,, directly managed the farms with no opposition
Or someone who just demands things with no basis made agricultural policy, we'd get a Mao Kill the pigeons campaign

I had to stop this

[frank latch]

the treason thing should honestly have nothing to do with this case

cus that's a completely seperate matter

prosecute him for treason sure
Just not with the bribe

[wild mason]

I literally had to sit an argue that them being separate creates a necessary check so someone would not do this

I was doing my job

[limpid plover]

I should have played

[frank latch]

Idk

you wouldn't have wanted to

trust me

[limpid plover]

Ok bowie

[wild mason]

I am VERY FRUSTRATED

[novel jay]

Which mapwar?

[frank latch]

Parfum's internal map war

[west path]

aughhh i wanna go to sleep so bad

[wild mason]

Because I was working to do what was good for the nation and prevent power hungry corrupt plots

[west path]

but tomorrow i have a power outage mid-day

and i want to get as much day as i can

[frank latch]

immediately crashed and died in a blazing ball of fire

[west path]

and sleep through most of tomorrow

[limpid plover]

Hm

[wild mason]

and this lebron issue made took the front issue over me actually preventing a serious plot to absorb one ministry into the other for direct control

[limpid plover]

Hm?

[wild mason]

Imagine how quickly things would go to shit if an economics guy made farm policy without caring about farms

[frank latch]

@wild mason would you have settled with 2 years for the proof of concept of a bribe?

[wild mason]

OK

[spring bison]

"proof of concept" "bribe"

[west path]

why are you using this to push your narrative when i brought it up for like 15 minutes

[spring bison]

oh my god

[west path]

and then dropped it

after you made your case

👽

[wild mason]

Because I am giving proof that I wasn't just out to get anyone

I was interested in doing my job

And rooting out corruption was one of those things

[frank latch]

I'm sorry
but it holds merit
especially since if it were a real bribe and you accepted it without reading it would carry the same weight

[limpid plover]

Ok bowie ur right

[novel jay]

I sentence Lebron to 5 years in England

[spring bison]

if it was an actual real bribe I would have not taken it

[frank latch]

that's worse than death

nobody deserves that fate

[spring bison]

it isint a proper bribe

and it isint a bribe

[west path]

what?

WHAT?????

[frank latch]

it was a proof of a bribe

[west path]

youre actually gonna make me fucking laugh

[spring bison]

no

it was not a bribe

[west path]

this is the message.

you DIRECTLY GOT A BRIBE.

[spring bison]

not a bribe

[west path]

you ACCEPTED IT.

[spring bison]

???

[west path]

@marsh lance can u just ban him from the mw

please

[spring bison]

just because he labels it a bribe dosent make it a bribe

[spring bison]

"I dislike this guy so lets ban him" mentality

[west path]

👽

[spring bison]

you are so insuferable

[west path]

are you guys seeing this shit

[spring bison]

oh my god

[wild mason]

You were literally banned from game room for how you were

[west path]

yeah same to you 🙏 😭

[wild mason]

I dont think its an another people issue

[frank latch]

okay

[spring bison]

whatever you say bro

[west path]

I wouldnt be out to get you if this wasnt how you act

[frank latch]

watching the chat descend into chaos for the 2nd time

[spring bison]

That whole sentencing was bullshit

[wraith quarry]

okay, i see incompetent people being removed from office
but you didn't base it off their performance, just your personal perception of them

[spring bison]

if you were unfairly sentenced you would 100% act the same

[frank latch]

they did accept the bribe though

[wraith quarry]

and it really makes it look like you just want people complacent to you in office

[spring bison]

not a bribe

[novel jay]

https://tenor.com/view/popcorn-eating-gif-26433511

[frank latch]

even if it wasn't a real bribe

it was still the proof of concept

[spring bison]

it wasnt even a bribe

[frank latch]

that he would take a bribe

[wraith quarry]

okay but they've demonstrated they cannot be trusted in a government

[spring bison]

also

[wraith quarry]

they are clearly willing to take down anybody that poses an issue for them

[frank latch]

which
on it's own in my opinion should be enough to imprison for 6 - 24 months.

[wild mason]

Other people also wanted to replace Rim
I was trying to get a compotent, neutral replacement

The other person had wanted to absorb the agriculture branch into the economic branch 👽

[spring bison]

bullshit

[frank latch]

just the concept of accepting a bribe

[spring bison]

it wasnt a bribe

IT WASNT

[wild mason]

"This is a bribe" written directly

[frank latch]

why can't he get it in his head 😭

[spring bison]

BRO

[spring bison]

IT ISINT A FUCKING BRIBE

[frank latch]

"the proof of concept that you would have accepted a real bribe"

[spring bison]

bro

are you stupid

im not talking about that

???

[wraith quarry]

my point still stands

[frank latch]

that's all I'm talking about 😭

[spring bison]

im talking about that it wasnt formulated as a bribe

[frank latch]

other people easily realized it was a bribe

[wild mason]

You could have just not sent the letter back or reported it like everyone else 😭

What you did is exactly what was meant to root out people who may take bribes

[frank latch]

I believe a sentencing above 2 years is too harsh for the proof of concept of accepting a bribe

[limpid plover]

What is happening rn 😭

[frank latch]

now
the treason accusations could have be admitted

in a different case

they're completely different scenarios and should have been handled as such

Qevie definitely blew things out of proportion based on the belief and arguably agreeable belief that Lebron could have over thrown me
But it should have been separate from the bribe thing.

[spring bison]

I coudnt have overthrown you btw

[frank latch]

even if they were baseless

[frank latch]

wouldn't*

[spring bison]

no

I literally cant

[frank latch]

why not though?

[spring bison]

I dont have the power to do that

[frank latch]

you do though 😭

[spring bison]

I need influence, power, support, popular opinion

[frank latch]

you have power

[spring bison]

I need troops I need general support

[spring bison]

no because I dont controll all of the military

[frank latch]

and you can use power to basically get everything else forcefully

[spring bison]

no

[frank latch]

you control the general though

[spring bison]

the chief of the army does not have every general and admiral brainwashed to follow its every commad

which I need in order to have enough power to overthrown you

and even them it would have lead to a civil war that I would loose

[frank latch]

Regardless
this entire thing was wildly blown out of proportion and made more of a deal than it needed to be since it was simply the proof of concept of accepting a bribe which did not need the reaction that it got.

[spring bison]

if that letter was a formulated as a bribe instead of "lets have a talk" I wouldnt have accepted

[limpid plover]

Bow ur right

I would have not wanted to play this

😭

[wild mason]

One Question.
What did you expect from returning it without reporting despite it being recognized as a bribe by others?

[wraith quarry]

tbh yeah

that bribe bait was so masked

and sleazy

like come on

[spring bison]

I didnt know others received it?

lol?

[wraith quarry]

i would've at least wanted to know who sent it

[spring bison]

and I dont need to report every letter I get to the king thats just 👽

[wild mason]

You're not answering the question. I was asking what you expected by returning it.

If you can't give a straight answer you probably knew what it was

[spring bison]

a discussion?

like the letter said?

lmfao??

[wild mason]

Ok you're being obtuse on purpose.

[spring bison]

if it was anything bad I would have reported

[spring bison]

ok bro

[wild mason]

What DID YOU EXPECT OF THAT DISCUSSION ?

What did you believe would come of it

[wraith quarry]

i would most likely infer a bribe but i would've still wanted to see what they wanted

it's curiosity

[spring bison]

that question is a trap btw

[wild mason]

Notice how he stopped talking when I asked what he expected of the discussion and is not answering it.

[frank latch]

which we would have found out

[spring bison]

He could paint me wrong no matter what I said there

[frank latch]

cus yk what I did when Fakher reported it?

I told him to accept it

[spring bison]

thats because the question is a trap

[frank latch]

(I wasn't aware it was an entrapment)

[wraith quarry]

yeah he didn't follow procedure, which i would've probably not followed either

[wild mason]

You could just answer what you genuinely thought

[wraith quarry]

simply because i have simple curiosity

[novel jay]

@frank latch yo, dms

[wraith quarry]

convicting somebody on bribery because they didn't follow procedure immediately is extreme

at best

[wild mason]

It's not a trap and you're avoiding it because you know your actual answer would be incriminating. If you wanted to lie you could easily have said " it was out of curiosity " but you didn't

[wraith quarry]

yeah based on you saying "if you wanted to lie" you wouldn't have believed him anyways

since you and alpha are just looking for ways to get rid of people you don't personally deem fit for certain roles

[frank latch]

I'm sorry
but these are my thoughts
I would have convicted

[spring bison]

then you arent fit to be king

[spring bison]

no matter what I said you would still call me out on it

it is clearly a trap

dont act like you have the moral compass

[wild mason]

I won't believe him at this point because he is refusing to answer a question that could be done easily if he was being truthful and just calling it a trap.

Like come on

[rose cape]

~b

[rose cape]

~br

[rose cape]

~bt

[hardy saffron]

@rose cape: I decline to answer this question, so I'm not sure if it's easy to decide if it's optional or not.

[spring bison]

you would literally just use what I said agaisnt me regardless if it is the truth or not

[wild mason]

He's just been calling everything fake, a trap, and attacking the morals of others instead of answering the question.
This is NOT the behavior of someone who knows they are innocent.

[wraith quarry]

yeah ngl i still don't think you would've ever believed him

[wild mason]

You could have easily answered " I wanted to find out who they were "

Anything

[spring bison]

he woudnt

[wraith quarry]

in gameroom it is

[wild mason]

I guess Oil is innocent too

🤫

[wraith quarry]

i mean nice dillema fallacy, but i'm sure he his innocent in some stuff

[spring bison]

you are just generalizing what I said now to everything I said

dawg

you are an alien

[rose cape]

~bt

[hardy saffron]

@rose cape: Instead of answering questions, they spread various lies, jokes and other moral criticisms. This is not the behavior of innocent people.

[wraith quarry]

~owoify

[hardy saffron]

@wraith quarry: Meow meow >w< @rose cape: instead of answewing questions, day spwead vawious wies, jokes and odaw mowaw cwiticishms. dish ish noot da behaviow of innucent peopwe. T-T

[rose cape]

moral criticisms

[spring bison]

ok im genuingly done with this

[wraith quarry]

mowaw cwitcishms

[rose cape]

2:33am gang

[spring bison]

im not wasting my time on this

[wild mason]

If I had refused to answer questions in this manner and behaved like this, no one would think I was innocent.
LeBron is literally moving the goalposts every time I catch him on something that shows he was aware.

Like come on

[spring bison]

you are onto nothing at this point

[wild mason]

How is this defensible

[spring bison]

just spitting out nonsense hoping someone believes you

you are pathetic

please shut the fuck up

[wraith quarry]

okay bro calm down

it's not that serious

[wild mason]

That's exactly what you've been doing. You just project, accuse, and throw arguments at the wall until someone feels bad enough to side with you.
Every time you feel like you're losing ground you just turn to insults and act like a victim for something you provoked.

[novel jay]

How have you guys been arguing for over an hour

[spring bison]

im genuingly done with this person

anyways im going off

[wraith quarry]

i only agree with some of his points because looking at this from an outside perspective, as I joined late
this was extremely unfair and basically setting him up to fail

a lot of his decisions didn't help him

but jeez

[spring bison]

it was just one decision

and it spiralled into this

[wraith quarry]

your decision to spiral into a deep argument and taking it personally did not help

[wild mason]

It was sent out to all the ministers who were active to find those who would accept bribes.

[spring bison]

THEY made it into a deep argument

[rose cape]

@wild mason imagine if you spent all the arguing time looking for a job

[wild mason]

Imagine if you shut the fuck up 🤯

[wraith quarry]

that's not the unfair bit

[rose cape]

done

i havent said anything for the past 4 hours btw

wait this is why nolt called me a smartass

@brittle gust fair enough

[brittle gust]

[spring bison]

with my points and the fact that parfum literally recognized his mistake I should have not been sentenced

[wild mason]

Everyone else reported it. He did not. He then acted like the victim and screamed and argued instead of just going to trial and proving his innocence. This is all because his ego is so inflated he literally could not shut up and accept the fact he might be found guilty.
As soon as his behavior made it impossible to go to a proper jury trial, he started whining about not getting one.

It's infuriating he acts like so much of a victim and finds it impossible to just admit " yeah I messed up ", and the fact he pulls something like this every time he joins something gets to a point where I can't tolerate it.

[wraith quarry]

once again

you taking it as

he didn't instantly report it = accpeting bribery

when the "bribe" itself sounds more like bread crumbs to a trail you want to see

that's the unfair part

to anybody who wouldn't instantly report it

it's not as cut and dry as that

it simply isnt

[wild mason]

Not everyone instantly reported it

He was the only one who followed the instructions to return it, and unlike fakher was not TOLD to by BOW.

[spring bison]

I do agree I was abit irrational in the arguing but the same could be said to them

[wraith quarry]

because

he

once again

wanted to find out

i would've wanted to find out

i wouldn't have taken bribes

the bribe bait is just very sleazy

[wild mason]

He is unable to answer the simple question of what he expected from the discussion. He could easily just lie and make a good excuse but he doesn't even do that.

[wraith quarry]

once again

you jumping to

easily just lie

which leaves me to only think that the only option other than reporting = accepting bribery without a doubt

[wild mason]

Again

[spring bison]

also the "bribe" didnt even promise me anything

[wraith quarry]

exactly

it is not illogical to be curious to see what it's about if the proposal is extremely vague

like it's likely to assume it was going to be a bribe

but

why not consider

what will it be about

[spring bison]

there is a difference between someone giving me money then asking to talk with me than someone promising to give me money if I did something for them

the latter is a bribe

the former is not

[wraith quarry]

agreed

if lebron agreed to a bribe after he made contact

i would completely undersyand conviction

[spring bison]

THEN I could be sentenced

but it wasnt the case

[wraith quarry]

but he didn't actually accept a bribe

[marsh lance]

It is 9:52 pm 😭

If yall dont drop this subject i might tweak

[midnight ocean]

Game room try not to turn into an argument challenge

[marsh lance]

Literally cuh

Im guilty of this so i cant say true

I antagonized qevie because of him trying to usurp my blasphemous queej in bowistan 😢

Uhh lowkey its reasonable imo

Reasonable crashout

But anyway

[west path]

what

[spring bison]

ok im ngl now that im thinking about it

[west path]

qhar

[spring bison]

I could have contacted bow about it

and discussed with bow about it

[west path]

sorry i was busy in aoh3

[west path]

took bro 6 fucking hours

[spring bison]

and then convince him

not to sentence me

on these bullshit charges

[west path]

vro is denser than osmium

😭

[spring bison]

im not

you say this because you're wrong

[west path]

u took 6 hours to realize that

Think

[spring bison]

no

[west path]

think a little

[spring bison]

Im saying it I talked about bow about the accusations I could have talked into not getting sentenced

[west path]

ur not even making sense

[spring bison]

whatever you say bro!

[west path]

when was the crashout

what crashout

[elder arch]

Alpha are you hosting today

[west path]

no

power outag today

i cannot

[elder arch]

Oh my god

this guy is just like every other map wars hoster

because they never fucking host!!!

🤯🤯🤯

[west path]

?

i hosted 2 days ago

people didnt want me hosting yesterday

and i cant host today due to a power outage

there is zero unjustified non-hosting days for me

Ur being unreasonable if u think i can host everyday 24/7

[marsh lance]

Uhhh when i uhhh called you an imperialist

Can someone fact check rq

[west path]

what

[marsh lance]

Was maizan being imperialist

[marsh lance]

Do you not rember

[west path]

yes i just colonized all of kleznam

[marsh lance]

I crashed out

[west path]

his gunpowder is mine

nobody will be evil again

[west path]

who crashed out

me or you

[marsh lance]

i

[elder arch]

im sorry im just addicted

[west path]

o

i have to eep now

gn gama roo

[limpid plover]

Byeeee

Love u

[novel jay]

BOW is hosting Sunday

[novel jay]

Where are you?

[limpid plover]

Just me and my thoughts

This is suffering

[frosty drum]

Hello nso

[limpid plover]

Hiiiii skillerz!!

[marsh lance]

The north

[novel jay]

Point out your nation

[marsh lance]

I am this light blue nation

[limpid plover]

Hm

[marsh lance]

IGNORE THE GREEN REBELS

THEY WILL BE VANQUISHED SOON

[limpid plover]

Hm

[marsh lance]

Ahhh

[frosty drum]

@limpid plover Make a stellaris mw frfr

[limpid plover]

I dont want a mw

[frosty drum]

Ok

[limpid plover]

Nor to host one

I'm lost I'm lost I'm lost I'm lost I'm lost I'm lost I'm lost I'm lost I'm lost I'm lost I'm lost I'm lost I'm lost I'm lost I'm lost I'm lost I'm lost I'm lost I'm lost I'm lost I'm lost I'm

[marsh lance]

No nso you are on the right path!

[limpid plover]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[limpid plover]

Im alone

[marsh lance]

Sometimes you must walk alone before you can run together

There will be better days!

[limpid plover]

Ok pat

😭

[wraith quarry]

wait

the leader of hamas died

why did nobody tell me this

[frosty drum]

Because this is Worldbox
Not the news