🎲game-room

[rose cape]

political nihilism is a scourge on this planet 🤫

[west path]

why do you want Jeff Bezos owning america

[hollow garden]

we should nuke Iran

Everywhere

[spring bison]

anarcho-capitalism

im milei

[marsh lance]

Life would be so much better if i lived as a baikal seal

[hollow garden]

We should elect YOU

[west path]

Guys i dont care whats happening over in russia specifically in the ethnic minority areas.......

[spring bison]

TRUE

I WILL INVADE IRAQ

[hollow garden]

waita

[spring bison]

AND I

WILL MAKE

[west path]

YES

[spring bison]

AMERICA

[west path]

YES

[spring bison]

GREAT

AGAIN

[west path]

YOU ARE MY PRESIDENT

[hollow garden]

Do Baikal seals live in Baikal sea

[west path]

LEBRON FOR 2024

[rose cape]

bro wants tim apple to be president

[west path]

https://tenor.com/view/seal-baikal-seal-raise-hand-nerpa-skrunkly-gif-12533538408043925758

[rose cape]

@frank latch hosterofworldz

[spring bison]

@marsh lance alt confirmed

[wild mason]

Aren't you a middle aged gay socialist parliament member ?

[west path]

nope

[marsh lance]

HIII

[west path]

hes an agent of evil

we should murder him

[rose cape]

parliament member 👽

[spring bison]

TRUE

[marsh lance]

https://tenor.com/view/nico-seal-baikal-niko-handshake-gif-23760015

[spring bison]

he betrayed the roblox gang

[marsh lance]

https://tenor.com/view/nerpa-baikal-seal-scream-gif-16648484218355446586

https://tenor.com/view/seal-happy-seal-seal-love-baikal-seal-gif-4004194442139721314

[west path]

no it would not

[wild mason]

Parliament

[west path]

there is a large chance you would be killed

Life would be difficult

[rose cape]

it's called the house of commons lil bro

[marsh lance]

It would be so worth it to be a baikal seal

[west path]

youre in the UK

[marsh lance]

They’re so.. cool

[wild mason]

Your mother was from the house of commons

[rose cape]

im amazting

[spring bison]

its called

[rose cape]

ok

[spring bison]

boh oh wah eh

[marsh lance]

My house, she visits commonly

[west path]

nope youre Amazing

not Amazting

[frank latch]

@rose cape what are British politics like?

[west path]

youre Amazing now

[limpid plover]

Im lost

[rose cape]

thanks qevie 🥰

[west path]

A Mazing as in

A maze that is mazing

[west path]

@rose cape this is who you are now

[rose cape]

the centre right died so the centre and the far right thrived

[west path]

you are no longer AmazTING you are now A mazing

[rose cape]

she

[limpid plover]

Idk what to do

[west path]

what did he mean by this

[spring bison]

would you fight agaisnt russia

[rose cape]

amaze

[rose cape]

no

[frank latch]

rip

[limpid plover]

😔

[frank latch]

the UK is cooked

[spring bison]

would you fight for russia

[frank latch]

on the bright side we might actually get our Galactic Empire

[rose cape]

is this true?

[spring bison]

wtf is this bro

[frank latch]

"Labour"

[rose cape]

founded 1975 is crazy

[frank latch]

is alien

it's Labor

[rose cape]

it's a proper noun

so you can distinguish it from labor

@wild mason which one are you

[frank latch]

what is this a map of?

[spring bison]

I cant say what I want to say

this server is fascist

[rose cape]

world by malaria deaths

[wild mason]

I'm indese

[frank latch]

I see

Wth is is Mongolia doing?

[spring bison]

mongolia

or australia

[frank latch]

stop trolling

nots funny

[rose cape]

@median schooner is this true?

[rose cape]

cant believe you actually believed it too

thas crazy

[wild mason]

Northern Australia :

[kindred fjord]

Gentlemen

It’s me

[frank latch]

I'm gullible 😔

[kindred fjord]

JERRRRRRRRN friggin GRAMMAAAATICUS

[hollow garden]

It's ok

[rose cape]

https://tenor.com/view/asdf-it-says-gullible-on-the-ceiling-ah-you-stole-my-lungs-gif-19322533

[hollow garden]

We love you still bow

[wild mason]

Hot marshy and underdeveloped

[kindred fjord]

Anyway

[hollow garden]

yes

[kindred fjord]

What’s occuring in Game Room today

[spring bison]

trazyn

[hollow garden]

It's bowistan

[rose cape]

this is why kleznam has the title of nicest worldbox member

[frank latch]

Amazting
I can't believe you believed I believed it

[kindred fjord]

Yes, Paradox?

[spring bison]

cocain manufacturing

[rose cape]

im amazting

[kindred fjord]

Big if true

[frank latch]

I think I factory reset him

[rose cape]

thats what she said

[limpid plover]

Cry

[kindred fjord]

Meaning Amazting’s character development reset

[rose cape]

~bt

[hardy saffron]

@rose cape: This means character development has failed.

[rose cape]

unfortunate

[kindred fjord]

… nono, it’s still true

Lmao

[frank latch]

https://tenor.com/view/kronk-point-debate-argument-angel-gif-17274775

[hollow garden]

@marsh lance which game does this remind you of

[rose cape]

dont foxes eat rabids

[limpid plover]

Cry

[hollow garden]

Blumi

Do you have a pet fox

[frank latch]

I want a pet fox

[spring bison]

American Politics

worst game of 2024

[frank latch]

I would also like a giraffe
but that's unfortunately illegal in Florida

[kindred fjord]

https://tenor.com/view/aaaa-scream-raving-rabbids-cute-shout-gif-16637629

[wild mason]

No. That fox is also clearly a rescue that can't survive on its own, it doesn't have upper caninez.

[hollow garden]

A pet giraffe sounds daunting

[limpid plover]

Udududneufbidjsjfjdidhdudbxjdjfidbfksknciefneirjekfnxmnxjddnxkfndufbxjcbdidndisnfidnifznifhsudsibdwjebdjqibsjadbaj whdjwodndjrkepwkdjwndl

[hollow garden]

How would you clean it

[rose cape]

you just need a permit

alien

[limpid plover]

😭😭😭

[hollow garden]

Are you okay

[frank latch]

that sounds like I need money

[west path]

SUZERAIN

[rose cape]

are you going to get one

[hollow garden]

I didn't watch the video so interesting

[spring bison]

this is acnaq 4

[frank latch]

Idk how to pet their head ngl

[wild mason]

I'd rather rescue mice and wood rats

[limpid plover]

No

[frank latch]

Guys
pat is traumatizing me in DM's with this backstory

NOOOOO

[spring bison]

what

[hollow garden]

Let him say the backstory

[frank latch]

I will literally kill the former king

[hollow garden]

You douche 😔

[spring bison]

what backstory

[frank latch]

my father will die

MY DOG

[hollow garden]

Ohh

The king

[west path]

WHAT

[frank latch]

MY DOG DIDN'T DESERVE THIS

[west path]

WHAT

[spring bison]

👽

[west path]

WHAT

[spring bison]

alien yap

[frank latch]

Wachtreu will be avenged

[spring bison]

least schizophrenic game room conversation

[limpid plover]

Hiiiii bowie

[frank latch]

HE DID NOT DESERVE TO DIE

PUNISH ME

NOT HIM

[limpid plover]

What

[limpid plover]

Noo

Im going crazy

[wild mason]

~bt

[hardy saffron]

@wild mason: i love you

[wild mason]

NSO line

[spring bison]

how

how

how

[limpid plover]

I love you

[wild mason]

I love you to can we date

[spring bison]

least schizophrenic game room conversation

[wild mason]

~bt

[hardy saffron]

@wild mason: Word games are a rare form of schizophrenia.

[spring bison]

word games

[wild mason]

@marsh lance What is the population of Lavenbruche

[spring bison]

@frank latch @west path @hollow garden @rose cape what team are we going

if yall are going to play at all

[hollow garden]

?

What game

[spring bison]

the event

wb

[hollow garden]

Oh

[marsh lance]

12 Million

[spring bison]

@marsh lance

[west path]

none

[hollow garden]

@wild mason you were right

Boardgame

[hollow garden]

I'm going Skelton

[frank latch]

should play B&I

[spring bison]

im talking about the wb event

[frank latch]

oh

[spring bison]

lets all go skeleton frfr

[frank latch]

uhh
I didn't plan to play

[spring bison]

do not join ghost yall

jarz is in it

its going to be the first one to loose

🤫

[quick idol]

this is discrimination against ghosts

@frank latch as a necromancer do you support ghost rights

[west path]

skeletons summon ghosts ingame

[frank latch]

sorry
I work with skeletons and zombies all day

[west path]

also this event isnt worth it to participate in ngl

[spring bison]

true

[quick idol]

I just want ghosts to win because they are cool

[spring bison]

there should be an Iraq invasion event

[frank latch]

I'm making a map war

[spring bison]

IRAQ INVASION MAPWAR?

[frank latch]

ong 🙏

[west path]

this will be better than bowistan

[spring bison]

Iraq invasion mapwar is better than bowistan

I will fight agaisnt the Coalition

[frank latch]

Iraq's cooked

[spring bison]

Michael Jordan and Honey bee's evil invasion of Iraq will fall

[frank latch]

question
how is one supposed to balance a map war like the Iraq invasion?

Cus like...

[west path]

You

Do not

[frank latch]

I see

[spring bison]

the zombies have 2 players

lmfao

[marsh lance]

Skleton

[frank latch]

Skeleton

[hollow garden]

#🪦afterlife-announcements zombies only have 2 😭

[vital latch]

one by the way

[west path]

9 minutes

till

[spring bison]

we should have joined zombies

all of game room

[vital latch]

if you guys join zombies you genuinely get a candy bar

[spring bison]

zombies are going to win btw

[wraith quarry]

ngl events aren't worth it

[spring bison]

the team with jarz will die first

[hollow garden]

💀

[west path]

LITERALLY

[spring bison]

and skeletons will go second

[hollow garden]

Shut

[spring bison]

yes

[wraith quarry]

give the winners permanent roles 🙏

[spring bison]

we need an iraq war event

[hollow garden]

We don't need that negativity

We need hype

[west path]

this...

[wraith quarry]

i agree

[hollow garden]

@spring bison is hyped for example

Be like him fish

[vital latch]

they're for fun not for rewards

[spring bison]

im not btw

[wraith quarry]

but im not

[wraith quarry]

but it's not fun

[spring bison]

im just in the team to win the role

[hollow garden]

Don't speak

Again

[spring bison]

if we win

[west path]

when have u seen people play events for fun

wb events

[wraith quarry]

the events are purely to win in worldbox

[frank latch]

I will host when I get time

[hollow garden]

Me

[limpid plover]

Jarz is trying to make a politics simulator

[vital latch]

🐇 I'm trying... this event has very little in common with previous events

[hollow garden]

I should have played in that winter event

There was 100 dollar rewards

Cosmic won it

[west path]

silly rpg but halloween themed and no multi-session progression

[hollow garden]

That rich guy

[wraith quarry]

it looks like a holloween skin of the sub event

[west path]

am i spot on

[hollow garden]

I'm hyped!

[west path]

tbf the sub event was pretty fun

[wraith quarry]

it was meh

for me

[west path]

only because

[elder arch]

No it wasn’t. It sucked

[west path]

fakher fumbled near the end

[vital latch]

I wish , unfortunately not masochist enough to host something that silly to like 100 people

[hollow garden]

Were you in squishy cult

[west path]

no

[west path]

ok but its pretty much the same thing

[frank latch]

should it be done like a map battle?
Different teams control different militaries (the British, the French, The Iraqi, the Iraqi, The Americans, the Saudis, other...)? As well as have subdivided groups commanding things like army groups or battalions or other unit sizes?

[wraith quarry]

it would be peak if there was a paint software that allowed multiple people to edit at the same time so
MORE THAN ONE PERSON CAN HOST that would be awesome ngl

[vital latch]

just trust the process

(it's not actually that much like the sub event)

[west path]

1. preset environment
2. characters are preset (not made by the players)
3. if the text isnt good then is it even worth playing

[vital latch]

do you just think the texts bad because I didn't leak it to you 👽

[west path]

no

[vital latch]

other people did actually proofread it

[wraith quarry]

yes

i am alpha

[west path]

its true hes my main account

[hollow garden]

Please just ignore this channel

Don't let it influence you

[wraith quarry]

@frank latch is this true

[west path]

also thats a big IF

[frank latch]

it is true

[hollow garden]

True

[west path]

if you didnt write it whilst sleep deprived or grinding persona 24/7

then it shouldnt be bad

😱

[frank latch]

I wish I could help Fish with Fish Map War (and unknowingly expand Terroe's borders 🤫 )

[wraith quarry]

actually it'd be literal peak because I've been wanting to do like a single session ww2 city battle (bow had the idea first so wants to do it too)
and each of us could handle movements for one of the teams

[west path]

expanding earth theory is real in fish mw btw

[wraith quarry]

bow could do blue team
i could do red team

etc.

[frank latch]

I always hated the color blue

wanna know why?

[vital latch]

idk man, I gotta be honest gonna follow klez's advice and just ignore the hate until theres actual examples of it being bad

[frank latch]

just because

[wraith quarry]

https://tenor.com/view/team-fortress-2-heavy-tf2-heavy-the-heavy-the-rock-eyebrow-gif-9577572964300949968

[west path]

does this mean you wrote it whilst sleep deprived

Oh my days my condolences

[frank latch]

and today we will fight those blues just because of their color!

[west path]

ok but life isnt good enough for this to exist

[vital latch]

I'm always sleep deprived qevie 😭

[west path]

you are alien

why do you constantly sleep deprive yourself

you will FRY your mental faculties

[wraith quarry]

there's roblox games that basically do that

why can't a legit software do it

[west path]

who knows

[vital latch]

theres just too much to do in a day for me to get 11 hours of sleep every night (which I have found to be the amount of sleep I need, idk why it sucks)

[wraith quarry]

like let people create accounts and then invite other accounts to edit pictures

[west path]

WHAT

YOU NEED 11 HOURS OF SLEEP????

You are abnormal

[wraith quarry]

both can save it, but it only closes when both are off

[vital latch]

running theory from people I've talked to about it is that my brain works in a very erratic way of thinking about like 80 things at once, which they think might have negative effects on amount of time needed to get a good nights sleep

although

saying that it doesn't sound right

[wraith quarry]

humanity is good

[west path]

do you feel cold all the time

[west path]

does this mean you can finally do that ww2 time period battle scenario

I cant wait

[vital latch]

unless it's hot around me yes

[wraith quarry]

i could do it either way it's just more taxing to do two different team's stuff at once

[west path]

it might be signs of malnutrition

😱

[wraith quarry]

also with two hosts the fog of war effect could be much easier to produce

since

[spring bison]

skeleton has the most people

but the least activity

its insane

[wraith quarry]

we don't need to communicate or understand what the other team is doing

[spring bison]

lol

[wraith quarry]

just worry about our own

[vagrant ginkgo]

feeling cold a lot is a common thing

[west path]

true

[vagrant ginkgo]

diagnosing “feeling a bit cold” as malnutrition is a leap in logic

[west path]

but theres also a chance it can be linked to medical symptoms

• cosmic is severly underweight

and collapses after a bit of physical exercises

which erm...

that kind of is a bit more evidence

[west path]

@vagrant ginkgo do you see why i went to malnutrition this quickly

[spring bison]

you dont need 11 hours of sleep?

[wraith quarry]

there is another hurdle we need to overcome if doing a ww2 battle

is

unit locations and symbols

[vagrant ginkgo]

could just be being out of shape

[wraith quarry]

idk how to do that on the type of drawing we do, and they're necessary for accurate battle movements

like if a team has artillery set up in a set location

[west path]

what?

i have never seen that happen to anyone

[elder arch]

Theres new channels so my muscle memory is ruined

This sucks

[wraith quarry]

or an armored division in one segment, with primarily infantry in another

[west path]

even if they were out of shape

[west path]

i proposed a solution

each company has its own design to indicate player and a small color tag to determine what type of troop it is

[wraith quarry]

the issue itself is the symbols

idk how to do that

i experimented with layers on krita

and decided im not a masochist

so i didnt do that

[west path]

yeah u need layers for it

[spring bison]

you need 8 but you really can just sleep 7 just fine

[west path]

makes it easier to move since you can just

select it

and drag it across

[spring bison]

6 if you need to

[frank latch]

just a larger scale

not just pixels

[wraith quarry]

yeah but it's impossible to do 189875893289745890289 layers

[west path]

what?

you just

[prime compass]

💔

[west path]

need 1 layer

[wraith quarry]

at least with any ounce of sanity left

[west path]

for the companies

and then you select the company with a circling tool or smth

and move it

[frank latch]

we can have units on the same layer

[wraith quarry]

real?

[spring bison]

once I slept like 4 hours and managed to stay awake till like 4 AM

[wraith quarry]

hmm

[west path]

select tool

hold on

[vital latch]

I'm convinced that I'm literally kirby, ate like 6000 calories in a day one time and still felt hungry, then the next day was the exact same weight

[wraith quarry]

okay that may be possible then

[spring bison]

of the next day

[west path]

was it ultra processed food

[vital latch]

I get 8 hours of sleep every night minimum and it isn't enough

[wraith quarry]

this is likely necessary for the battle we wanna do

[frank latch]

I think we should have the color map, buildings and infrastructure and units on their own layers
this has it so we only have 3 layers

[spring bison]

wdym it isint enough

[vital latch]

no, it was at a fancy restaurant party

[frank latch]

but gives us room to alter and customize things

[wraith quarry]

what would the color map look like

white like bowistan

or

like

a biome map

[frank latch]

no no

[wraith quarry]

since biome is pretty important ngl

[frank latch]

the color map is just going to be the nations

eh

is it?

it depends on the scale

if it's a city battle

just a major city or something

[wraith quarry]

yes, try moving an armored division through a river delta

[frank latch]

the biome map won't matter

cus we can just tell players what the biome is

[wraith quarry]

why not just make a biome map then

[frank latch]

the biome should be consistent to the region

though
topography is an issue

[wraith quarry]

how about 4 layers

[frank latch]

extra work

[west path]

@wraith quarry im gonna use my software to present this concept to you

fyi separate layer

[wraith quarry]

biome, infrastructure, normal, and units

[frank latch]

what software am you using?

Krita?

[wraith quarry]

no

[west path]

selected

[west path]

dumbass macos software

use transform tool

and move

[wraith quarry]

plus the biome map could be given to players as their main map

[west path]

ok wtf is this shit bugging

[wraith quarry]

since there were different types of maps used in like ww2

they had biome maps, infrastructure maps

[frank latch]

real

[west path]

yep

but u get iy

thats how it works

thats also how i rotate entire continents!

[frank latch]

no no
the color map would be the 2 nations

[wraith quarry]

best mac OS software

[west path]

u get the general idea

thats how it works

[frank latch]

or militaries ig

[wraith quarry]

color map & biome map

[west path]

just select tool it, then use transform tool to move it

simple!

[wraith quarry]

biome is very important especially with features that can determine strategic objectives/obstacles

[west path]

has to be on a separate layer if you dont wanna rip a chunk out

from the backgroun

d

and boom

@marsh lance you hosta?

[marsh lance]

Im getting everything ready

The king is ready

[frank latch]

bro literally just said to me he's about to get everything ready lol

[frank latch]

alr then

[west path]

did you approve my rename

[wraith quarry]

okay imma test

[marsh lance]

Uhh shit hold on

[wraith quarry]

allanian troops

[frank latch]

wait

that doesn't look like

Allania

[west path]

can my minister be from the ethnic minority within Lavendenbruche

German occupation of poland pararell

😱

[wraith quarry]

they're invading eseron

[west path]

ok but why are they in nermia

an orion and C.A.S.T aligned state

[frank latch]

crazy

[frank latch]

tbf
this is just a test

[wraith quarry]

there's no logic behind this test

[west path]

shh

[west path]

Real

the test is in a reality where eseron is the last western nation standing

[marsh lance]

You will be a minority, but your minority isn’t really like, antagonized by the Lavean people, its mainly the southern ethnicities that are discriminated against, skin color, religion, history of wars

[wraith quarry]

okay it worked though this rectange won't go away

[west path]

this is not at all what polan was

[marsh lance]

You are a successful eastern immigrant that got into lavean politics 🗣️

[wraith quarry]

how do i de-select it

[west path]

click on a different space

dont drag

just click

[wraith quarry]

i figured it out

[wraith quarry]

didnt work

[west path]

rigged

unintuitive software

would not recommend

[marsh lance]

It is based off of racism against turks and middle eastern people in germany 🗣️

[frank latch]

wen shoodl I ekrer thu Terronein Publikkit?

[frank latch]

Terronein is a beautiful language

[wraith quarry]

I have to click it with the tool equipped

it's weird

[west path]

Lavendelbruche is LITERALLY GERMANY

[marsh lance]

The Lavean island is purely a core territory, so theres not really an occupation of any ethnicity, just rampant racism

[west path]

WHY IS IT BASED OFF TURKS AND MIDDLE EASTERN PEOPLE

[wraith quarry]

Brave allanian forces are heroically pushing back the terrorists with ease

[west path]

Erm

the mountains

[frank latch]

Terroneins*

[west path]

act as a natural barrier for 2 different cultures to exist on

[marsh lance]

Because.. its my mw 😱

[frank latch]

why do people keep getting the name wrong

[west path]

😱

[wraith quarry]

terrorists*

[frank latch]

Terroneins*

[west path]

cringe

[wraith quarry]

Eseronians are terrorists

[west path]

i will liberalize you

[marsh lance]

There is only one central mountain in lavenbrüche

[prime compass]

Eseronians are terrorists

[marsh lance]

And like i said

Lavean island is purely a core territory

[frank latch]

Terroneins are terrorists

[west path]

like

[wraith quarry]

true

[west path]

one one

[marsh lance]

They are racist against, southern immigrants

[west path]

or a mountain chain

[marsh lance]

One big mountain with a few hills and other mountains to the side

The coasts are connected

[west path]

youre gonna make this turn into reality

[marsh lance]

But anyway

Im wasting too much time xhat

[west path]

You just narrowly escaped me calling your map inaccurate...

[frank latch]

@marsh lance did my father push racist sentiments towards the southerners?

[marsh lance]

Did he?

[west path]

bros father is an OPP

[frank latch]

yes

[frank latch]

he is

[marsh lance]

He practically ordered attacks on them as a hobby

[spring bison]

fascists and dictators

[marsh lance]

Shh dont spoil it

[spring bison]

I have an announcement

[frank latch]

I won't

[west path]

accep my friend request btw

[hollow garden]

Why are these migrants coming to our beautiful nation

[west path]

i need 2 do somethin

[frank latch]

?

[hollow garden]

Lavern for Lavernians!

[frank latch]

oh

[prime compass]

Omg klezy

[west path]

@marsh lance u 2

[marsh lance]

No way

[spring bison]

Averate Kibener take

[frank latch]

How should I go about undoing the racist sentiments towards the southerners?

[hollow garden]

@frank latch your highness don't be deceived by your woke ministers

Don't do action against this "issue"

[prime compass]

Wow 💔

[frank latch]

I will take action against a great injustice

[hollow garden]

They are putting strain under Lavern's healthcare

And economy

It's deserved if you think about it

[prime compass]

Wow.....

💔💔💔💔

[limpid plover]

Hiii

[hollow garden]

@prime compass which position are you in the government sir belemin

[limpid plover]

KLEZZZZZ

HIIIII

[prime compass]

What Kind of question is this

[hollow garden]

hello NSO!

[spring bison]

im not woke

[prime compass]

Im a federal agent

[hollow garden]

(The lavern government)

((pat mw))

[spring bison]

I believe in Lavernian Sollism

for the king, god and fatherland

[prime compass]

Uh

[hollow garden]

Omg

[prime compass]

Uhh

Tribal leader

[hollow garden]

You are based lebron

[wild mason]

Wait is the session happening

[prime compass]

Yes

[wild mason]

@marsh lance Is this happening

[limpid plover]

I love you I love you I love you

[marsh lance]

Veryyy soon

[hollow garden]

I love you too no homo

[frank latch]

I argue otherwise
the resources and time spent barring their involvement and inclusion in society are holding back our economy

[limpid plover]

😍

[frank latch]

we cannot move forward if changes aren't made

[spring bison]

WOKE

WOKE

WOKE

THE KING IS WOKE

I CANT BELIEVE THIS

[wild mason]

Is Klez STILL TRYING TO CLOSE HOSPITALS?

[hollow garden]

I can't believe you are saying this my king

[spring bison]

LIBERAL LIBERAL LIBERAL

[wild mason]

I very specifically said I would try you for that.

[hollow garden]

no

I'm arguing against our king's attempt to mend an issue that does not exist

[prime compass]

@hollow garden what if I eat the caelumists

[limpid plover]

Im lost

[hollow garden]

The southern migrants

[frank latch]

an issue that does not exist?
Has our history no mind on your conscience?

[hollow garden]

Anyways I'm not doing plan 2

It was ONLY a proposal

[marsh lance]

Parfum's internal mw, session 1, 1901 Allow me to set up the scenario rq

[prime compass]

Cant take part fr

[frank latch]

alr
well Ig I gotta prepare my speech

[frosty drum]

Can't play rn

[spring bison]

I can literally summon one rn

if you want

[frosty drum]

You gotta start with the iconic phrase "my fellow worldboxians"

[marsh lance]

Prince Kelarid the 3rd finally ascends to the throne after his fathers death, the nation erupts in cheers and weeping as the new king is brought on, and the old king leaves, together with his wife Helma Marie, they stand before a crowd of hundreds of thousands in the capitol "Lavennstein"

[hollow garden]

Skillerz when can you play 👽

You never can

[wraith quarry]

whar

[spring bison]

Rizia copy cat

[west path]

what

[spring bison]

ew

e

[west path]

are you just

actively racist

[marsh lance]

the air is filled with energy, the weight of it all sets in

[west path]

Fakher Airlines

[frosty drum]

I'm a very busy person
(And still over 5k messages a month)

[marsh lance]

i aint eva play rizia fr

[frank latch]

nah
I can make a speech

[hollow garden]

Long live the king!

[hollow garden]

Did you get burnt out of mws

and just chat here

[spring bison]

if you say so

[frosty drum]

No
I'm extremely busy with Irl stuff

[hollow garden]

I'm not

I'm a realist

[frosty drum]

Also most MWs rn are hosted in school hours

[hollow garden]

The southern scourge

It's a real issue

[west path]

meep meep meep meep meep

[wraith quarry]

do not fakher airlines allania

[west path]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cat-jumping-cat-excited-excited-dance-gif-19354605

[hollow garden]

Did NSO hack qevie

[west path]

no

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cat-playing-guitar-jinx-the-cat-goofy-goober-gif-27109870

[limpid plover]

I love qevie

He's so cool

[west path]

is this place religious btw

[west path]

this looks wrong

this looks evil

[prime compass]

I won 35k today

Dinar

In bingo

[hollow garden]

Are you a rich man now belemin

[prime compass]

Yes

I have 18 euros

(In dinar)

[marsh lance]

very, monotheist and misogynistic in principle, belief in the supreme god "Kalnir" similar to christianity and is an adaptation of a formerly pagan religion worshipped by the Laveans up until 1723

[limpid plover]

Hiiiii dad

Hiiiii pat

[prime compass]

Hi son

[limpid plover]

Hiiiii klez

[limpid plover]

Hru

[west path]

"Kalnir save the king!"

can i join the applause

[prime compass]

Im fortniremmm

aaaa

One of the people I was close with in another server

Didnt beat the e dating allegations

💔💔

[marsh lance]

he hasnt spoke yet

[prime compass]

Ok bye

[hollow garden]

Should I be a conservative hawk

[limpid plover]

Heh

[hollow garden]

To balance out the government

[prime compass]

What is it

[wraith quarry]

i like it

[prime compass]

@hollow garden 💔💔

[limpid plover]

What happened dad

[hollow garden]

I swear I never e dated

I do NOT know what belemin is talking about

[hollow garden]

Oh wait it's not me

my condolences

[wraith quarry]

@frank latch the good ending

[prime compass]

💀

[limpid plover]

I love yall

[prime compass]

I just said it

[marsh lance]

so true

[balmy epoch]

i edated someone before

[marsh lance]

but uhh your the health minister

[prime compass]

💔💔

[wraith quarry]

yep

[sullen pawn]

Why did we ever break up we were happy

[wraith quarry]

that one's going to slandering

[balmy epoch]

it was your mother over telegram

[prime compass]

I never edated

[marsh lance]

idk if you should let that influence giving healthcare to the people, but you do you

[limpid plover]

Hiii garlic

[prime compass]

Bahahahahhaha im going to

Im gonna

Nvm

[hollow garden]

I'm not going to use my power for that

I'm not evil

[prime compass]

So whats your opinion

[hollow garden]

Real

[spring bison]

Our nation is above all in the world

[prime compass]

They even put "love you ...." in their bio

[hollow garden]

Wrong reply

[prime compass]

Ok bye bye

[spring bison]

for the king, god and fatherland

[hollow garden]

E dating is the lowest thing

I feel bad for them

[prime compass]

Ik

Ok bye

[limpid plover]

Byeee

[hollow garden]

Lavern afapa alla!

[spring bison]

translate

[hollow garden]

Bye

[marsh lance]

he said racial slurs to southerners

[hollow garden]

(Lavern above all)

[spring bison]

what language is that bro

alien speak

[limpid plover]

Im lost

[marsh lance]

technically this is just suzerain rp in another universe but lets ignore that 🤫

i will get copyright struck into the ground

[spring bison]

yes you already said that

🤯

[marsh lance]

its inspired

dw the session is happening, we're just waiting for the coronation speech

Kelarid is cooking

[balmy epoch]

i did meet her too

in berlin

[west path]

@frank latch

[marsh lance]

@high tartan sessions start

does someone know wobux's ping?

[prime compass]

Whats her name!!

Ok b,e

Bye

[wraith quarry]

😱

[marsh lance]

im gonna heat up some soup

[west path]

gang ngl i think i might have to hosta sunday

im getting a power outage saturday

[wraith quarry]

whar

average polish electricity system

[west path]

no

[wraith quarry]

this is why soviets are evil

[hollow garden]

Microwave or furnace

We need to know

[west path]

its because theres construction works right next to my house

👽

[marsh lance]

@frank latch that doesn’t mean your taking too long im just a hungry ass bitch

[wraith quarry]

evil soviet infrastructure

[hollow garden]

Is bow writing the ultimate speech

[wraith quarry]

it ruins all

[marsh lance]

Yes

[marsh lance]

Micorwav

[hollow garden]

Damn why

[hollow garden]

Cheers with the soup

[wraith quarry]

@west path wyd in this situation

4 regiments just got surrounded and your frontline cut in half

[spring bison]

encirclement

[wraith quarry]

map war players spamming encirclement in every battle

[west path]

fallback

to a more defendable position

[wraith quarry]

smartness

[west path]

do we have naval transport

wait

[west path]

didnt know which side i was

[west path]

How many supplies do they have

[wraith quarry]

Orion forces are well supplied in the east and are decently supplied by troops in the west from naval assets

[west path]

do they realistically have the supplies to flank and go back to our territory, temporarily leaving the frontline?

[wraith quarry]

the orion navy has been able to distract Terroenien naval assets from the region for the time being

[west path]

FUCK

do we have aerial advantage

[wraith quarry]

it's contested

not safe to do bombing missions without losses

[wraith quarry]

wdym

[west path]

Organize our northern divisions into a singular force and push out back into our main force. Apply pressure to the east and west, and use one of our larger (presumably armored divisions) as well as CAS to break through.

[prime compass]

I agree

[west path]

its pretty much to create a funnel to bring our troops back into the frontline

[prime compass]

Pushing to unite the forces is the best action

[west path]

give up the encirclement opportunity and get them back

[spring bison]

pin their troops and encircle

[frank latch]

Laveans!! I address to my people, of whom I am humbly in servitude, to declare my coronation as High King of the Lavenbrüche people! I am incredibly delighted to serve a greater people! I do not regret to proclaim that I promise to bring great prosperity, economic opportunity, ingenuity and reform to a more determinate, hard working and willful people! I look forward to a future, in which our cooperation and perseverance will provide to us a prospering nation greater than any seen under another monarch!

[prime compass]

Shush

[west path]

@wraith quarry If we had artillery on standby, i'd probably also bombard the east to keep them more focused, as well as use mobile units to flank from the main front into their backline in the south to bring attention to that side, and relieve more pressure from our encircled units.

[prime compass]

DEMOCRACY

[wraith quarry]

merging so far

[wraith quarry]

W

[marsh lance]

The crowd roars in thunderous applause, and cheers, you stand proud at the head of your nation

Lavenbrüche Internal, Chapter 1: The grace period

[spring bison]

you are making a 1:1 suzerain copy

[marsh lance]

Let me cook, this is just the beginning

[west path]

1-1 suzerain copy

FRIED

[prime compass]

Suddenly a gunshot is heard

[wraith quarry]

this has worked to rescue your troops

from encirclement

[prime compass]

Cooked?!

[wraith quarry]

as well as delivered heavy casualties to some frontline Orion units

[prime compass]

Oh

[west path]

@spring bison get the proper suzerain track for this

[spring bison]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mMdpvlu0SCc&ab_channel=JamesSpence

[west path]

https://youtu.be/oEaclJ-FNkk

[wraith quarry]

@west path Orion infantry regiment has been knocked out for the time being, and you have prevented an encirclement, which is a massive help

Artillery has also slowed things down in the south as both sides are largely using infantry there

[spring bison]

this is not it

Suspense is a better one

[prime compass]

The crowd erupts into panic as the guards rush the stage, the head of the nation collapses in a bloody mess.

[marsh lance]

ok vro 😭

the coronation is already over

[prime compass]

No

The Royal Palace gets bombed by Revolutionaries.

[wild mason]

Alpha 10

[west path]

Use our western units to create a false gap for the orion units to stumble into, and muster our central units together to cause a breakthrough and collapse their lines, which we will then use the south to begin a flanking offensive and separate the central force into two to encircle the remains.

CAS, alongside armored support will be used in the central offensive, whilst artillery will be used for the false gap to make it seem like a genuine fallback line, but in reality it will be used to encircle the enemy as they encroach deep into our territory with no supplies to back them.

cropped it bad

oh well

[spring bison]

@marsh lance cede Zille to Wehlen for their help ong

[west path]

ok but what belemin is railroading would be lit

ngl

[vital latch]

is fish hosting

[west path]

no

hes giving a battle scenario a go

[west path]

@wraith quarry I assume our supply lines are intact, yes?

[wraith quarry]

would it be fair for my to not commit fully to a large advance
I remember during the 2nd war the Terroniens didn't just give up territory

actually

this is just a hypothetical

imma commit them

it's fun

[wraith quarry]

yes

[west path]

ok

[prime compass]

Panic at an all time high, the Revolutionaries seize this chance to spread their word. They capture the heir to the throne and hold him hostage until their demands are met. These are abolishing the Royal System aswell as money.

🔥🔥

[west path]

suspense for the first 4 lines of dialogue and then critical for the aftermath

[prime compass]

Chat am I fortnite

[prime compass]

What

[wraith quarry]

erm

i cannot drae

*draw

[west path]

ok thats cring

[prime compass]

The Heir, Fish, gets executed.

[prime compass]

💔💔

[wraith quarry]

why can't i draw 😭

[prime compass]

The Revolutionary, Qevie, takes over the Nation.

[wraith quarry]

oh

for some reason a value got changes

average

[prime compass]

Qevie creates an absolute dictatorship.

[west path]

i would never do this

[vital latch]

bro said all of the above

[wraith quarry]

cheese and crackers solo

[vital latch]

yeah my plan initially was to get two slices of bread and cheese+crackers

[wraith quarry]

@west path your work in the west is doing wonders, and the troops that fell into the trap are being slaughtered

Howmever
the advance in the east has largely failed as the large numbers of armored divisions on the Orion side has made it easy to encircle infantry and destroy them

[prime compass]

Qevie decides to execute every noble.

[wraith quarry]

Addtionally CAS is beginning to pick up from orion

[vital latch]

ok so what I'm reading into rn is definitely get cheese and crackers

[wraith quarry]

average communist

[wraith quarry]

yes

[vital latch]

but I don't really see the point of grabbing both crackers and chips because they're similar

so we're smiting chips

[prime compass]

Qevie proceeds to hit the griddy.

[prime compass]

Yes

Qevie is communism

[wraith quarry]

cheese + crackers + kielbasa = peak

[vital latch]

and adding in bread

[west path]

direct our attacks at the west and south, to free up pressure from the center and allow us to push through and continue on with the offensive.

🥱

[west path]

did he finally say kielbasa

[prime compass]

And Qevie declares war on the USA.

[wraith quarry]

?

kielbasa is peak

though here we pronounce it
quebasa

[west path]

im so proud of you

[prime compass]

The World has been in a nuclear winter for 24 years.

[west path]

absolutely fucking evil

[prime compass]

@west path why so evil

[west path]

its pronounced like

the kiel from kielce but instead of an l theres a ł and then just basa

so kieł - basa

[wraith quarry]

it's probably much easier to pronounce than the polish version 🙏

[west path]

nope

kiełbasa rolls off the tongue

really nicely

[wraith quarry]

not for me

[west path]

because you cant pronounce it smoothly

[wraith quarry]

we have an issue with those types of sounds

yes

we do not pronounce that smoothly

[west path]

what

how

que sounds worse and doesnt roll off the tongue

[wraith quarry]

the l sound at least how it would be in polish is reserved for the ending of words

[west path]

whar

[prime compass]

4 months in conflict zones, 7 months in regular countries and 2 years in Jhang

[west path]

it stays consistent

[vital latch]

persona soundtracks are a vibe

[west path]

look at the google translate pronunciation

its accurate

[wraith quarry]

that's not how we say it

google translate is WRONG

[west path]

this does not seem hard to pronounce

kyehl-bah-sah

stupid easy

[wraith quarry]

btw

Kapusta i kiełbasa

is peak

[west path]

ok you cannot tell me you cant pronounce kapusta

that is stupid easy to pronounce

[marsh lance]

WHAT DID BRO DO

[wraith quarry]

well we dont say kapusta

[west path]

ka-pu-sta

[wraith quarry]

it's just cabbage & kielbasa

[west path]

no h

h is evil

[prime compass]

I cooked

I cooked the world

[wild mason]

im so huynrgy

[wraith quarry]

yeah that's how i'd pronounce that

[west path]

is it the polish pronunciation

or is it the english one

[wild mason]

can i eat you

[wraith quarry]

only if I can consume you

[prime compass]

@wild mason can I eat you

[wild mason]

https://tenor.com/view/yes-yescat-cat-nodding-nod-gif-21702876

[wraith quarry]

there is no english pronunciation of it

we say cabbage

[west path]

ok i cannot pronounce polish words in an english tone my brain is hardcoded against that

[wraith quarry]

not kapusta

[west path]

kapusta is superior btw

rolls off the tongue

[wraith quarry]

for you

[west path]

no like

[prime compass]

Ok

[west path]

it is genuinely so smooth

[prime compass]

eats you

[west path]

it can segway into the i

[wraith quarry]

here we basically go

[west path]

kapusta i kiełbasa

[prime compass]

😋

[wraith quarry]

'quebasa n' cabbage

or

cabbage n' quebasa

[west path]

please just say the sentence in polish

[west path]

i instead of and is just

so much better

it feels more continous

not isolated

[frank latch]

I like people are mostly sayin the same thing

[wraith quarry]

it's not that difficult

but also not

natural

[wild mason]

Considering Jarz Drama came from it

[wraith quarry]

for me

[wild mason]

8/10 already

[west path]

that is to be expected

[wraith quarry]

it doesnt roll

off the tongue

[prime compass]

What is it

[west path]

just practice the sentence a bit and you have a really nice roll

[wraith quarry]

it conflicts with english phonetics

[wild mason]

he got banned from it before it started

[spring bison]

what did he do

[prime compass]

What

[west path]

yeah what'd u expect

[prime compass]

NAHHAHAHAHA

[west path]

you need to abandon englishman logic

[prime compass]

BAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHA

[west path]

embrace slavic logic

[spring bison]

Now yall have a chance of winning

[wild mason]

I made one suggestion and he started arguing for like an hour and then Eye had to step in and make him stop 😭

[west path]

Embrace the vistula and oder river logic

[spring bison]

without Jarz yall dont have the unlucky charm