🎲game-room

[sullen pawn]

play my mw btw

@short turret @covert citrus map of taken nations

[short turret]

everything is grey

[covert citrus]

idk yet but i’m getting it

[sullen pawn]

light gray is taken
dark gray is open
the third gray is unclaimed land

[covert citrus]

anyways

[short turret]

have i experienced sudden color blindness

[marsh lance]

Am i sablonroge

[covert citrus]

i’m gonna join geos map

[sullen pawn]

i have three people asking to be sablonroge

[marsh lance]

Put me in a death match with them

[sullen pawn]

,roll perfume, fish, banananam

[haughty inlet]

bot_islazy

:game_die: perfume

[sullen pawn]

:p

[marsh lance]

Exactly

[short turret]

technically tor blanchil wasnt part of sablonroge at the end since goose kicked the town out

mhmhmhmh

[marsh lance]

Dont play with the goat

[sullen pawn]

this isnt actually suppose to exactly be aqias

i changed the lore (alot)

[short turret]

https://tenor.com/view/sand-eat-eat-sand-yummy-gif-20549525

[sullen pawn]

@short turret who u play as!

[covert citrus]

👽

[short turret]

the dwarves

[sullen pawn]

Ok

[covert citrus]

eye would be king atm

[sullen pawn]

oh my gosh

lol

[limpid plover]

Ooo

[marsh lance]

So am i sablonroge

[sullen pawn]

@short turret @frosty drum @alpine raft @brittle gust @idle slate @wild mason
when play

[sullen pawn]

yes

[idle slate]

Wassup

[sullen pawn]

im hosting
you are octara

[idle slate]

Yus...

[sullen pawn]

so... do actions :p

[idle slate]

Octara will rise....

[sullen pawn]

theres some more lore on epsilons kingdom in #1298478496628211753 btw

@covert citrus i need to... fit neo vendescui into the timeline

[covert citrus]

tf is that

[sullen pawn]

oh

[covert citrus]

your little rebellion?

[sullen pawn]

remove the neo

[idle slate]

The bandits....they must be put into compliance

[covert citrus]

[short turret]

@sullen pawn Broaden the mineshafts, raise more furnaces, delve deeper than we have ever done so before, we need to get rich yo. Also continue anti goblin propaganda, we will launch a crusade in the future fr

anyways time to sleep

[sullen pawn]

fat man being condoscending btw

[sullen pawn]

i meant just vendescui

it was an ancient empire in sablonroge

froh came up with it

i named my revolt after it

[covert citrus]

oh that

[sullen pawn]

si

[covert citrus]

[idle slate]

Gather the nilitary north and establish a series of outposts and forts along the northern border to prepare for our second stage

[sullen pawn]

yknow uh

[covert citrus]

who’s sablonroge

[spring bison]

https://tenor.com/view/dr-house-house-md-cursed-the-curse-cursed-images-gif-9514785705741002263

[idle slate]

Mm?

[sullen pawn]

@marsh lance

[sullen pawn]

nvm u right

this is the bandit control zone

[idle slate]

Yea

[idle slate]

Wait whats the green territory?

[sullen pawn]

btw domilix is technically one nation, but is governed as two

[sullen pawn]

domilix

a seperate nation

[idle slate]

Do bandits control one section

[sullen pawn]

the bandits are multiple groups of people

they dont really control all of that

its just where they roam

and the dangerous areas

[idle slate]

Ah I see

Who controls domilix?

[sullen pawn]

no one

its npc

[spring bison]

Through the darkness we go with prayer in our hearts,
Moscow will return, the light will shine.
With holy faith, a firm hand,
The Rus will rise - victory is near.

[sullen pawn]

daemenheimian crusade agaisnt the goblins 🥶

[covert citrus]

@sullen pawn give me a random nation

[limpid plover]

Ha

[sullen pawn]

you get...

IASPIA!

[covert citrus]

ew

ok

[spring bison]

@marsh lance I will play your mw if you allow landless adventurers

[sullen pawn]

@marsh lance btw i need you here ASAP

[limpid plover]

Ooo

Garlic

[marsh lance]

Gruh what is that

[spring bison]

what I am in qevie mw

[marsh lance]

I am defending the kingdom of aquila from the facist antareans…..

[marsh lance]

Uhmm ok!

[spring bison]

spawn me in the nation with most knowledge

[sullen pawn]

ok so voksularu mcurrently occupies incipium fluminis and surrounding territory, fluminis is to sablonroge what north africa was to rome, a HUGE supplier of wheat, basically the nations main source of food, the costal cities arent being affected because they can.. fish. but the rest of the nation (especially more inland parts) are suffering from starvation

[idle slate]

Somebody gonna match my freak

Somebody gonna match my freak

[marsh lance]

Is it alr if i dont participate this session

[covert citrus]

this isn’t true btw

[idle slate]

Somebody gonna match my nasty

[covert citrus]

we had farms in the capital

[sullen pawn]

goose when he hears "i changed the lore of the mw"

[marsh lance]

They do NOT say you are an athlete

[covert citrus]

👽

[sullen pawn]

i know but im not going by the actual server 👽

[sullen pawn]

yea but i'd prefer if u do

@idle slate ur plans are ready

[idle slate]

😔

[idle slate]

Perfect btw who is my blue neighbour

[sullen pawn]

clepsydra

[idle slate]

Do they have a player?

[sullen pawn]

@brittle gust is SUPPOSE! to be playing them

[idle slate]

I see I see

@sullen pawn send an ultimatum to Dimilix to deal with their bandit problem or wr shall deal with it for them

[sullen pawn]

they dont havfe the funds or population to deal with it

[limpid plover]

Yahhhhhhhh

Zoom meeting I have lost my eyes and I have lost my eyes are yall so much for the person below the thing now and then I love it was not a technocracy you too much for the update on genetic variation equation for healthcare professionals in Orlando to Miami flights from Yahoo finance

[idle slate]

Offer them protection as a autnonous vassal as long as they allow access and a small amount of tribute once they are able to require the funds

[west path]

hourglass

[sullen pawn]

they are extremely closely aligned to voksularum, which is currently contesting you as the one with most influence over the central desert region

[west path]

hes fried

[sullen pawn]

plz play!

@covert citrus plz play!

[glacial inlet]

My build so far

[limpid plover]

Yes I have lost my eyes and I have lost my eyes and I have lost my eyes and I have lost my eyes and I have lost my eyes and I have lost my eyes and I have lost my eyes and I have lost my eyes and I have lost my eyes and I have lost my eyes and I have lost my eyes

[idle slate]

Who and where is Voksularum?

[sullen pawn]

orange

[idle slate]

Are they even able to logistically supply

Such a force?

[sullen pawn]

they arent that far

[west path]

im not playing something i have zero clue about and has had lore that people were involved in before this iteration

im just gonna get corrected by people who were here to witness more of it

no fun

[sullen pawn]

no one here knows anything about this

[spring bison]

can we get this guy banned

[idle slate]

Yeah but they'd ve traveling through desert

And hostile bandit territory

And then they'd have to move further inwards because mountains seperate me and that territory

[sullen pawn]

that mountain is infested with roads and passage ways

[west path]

no

[sullen pawn]

the voksularan military is currently the strongest and largest there is

[idle slate]

Mmm olot point

[idle slate]

Uhuh

Well that sucks ass

[sullen pawn]

if it werent for their instability they would be able to conquer the world

[sullen pawn]

u didnt let me finish

they have an argumentative and unstable council

ittt
takkkesss

tthhhhemmm

a veryy

[limpid plover]

Qevie!

[sullen pawn]

longgg tiimeee

toooo mmmakkeee

[limpid plover]

Garlic!

[sullen pawn]

decissionssss

@idle slate

[idle slate]

I see

But what about the other idea I said

Why won't that work?

[sullen pawn]

well they're strategies arent that special

they just have so much people

[limpid plover]

Yayayayayayayay

[sullen pawn]

@idle slate are you gonna go ahead with it

[west path]

ngl it would be really funny if somebody made manneva into an AOC map

(this)

[idle slate]

Yes

[west path]

@vital latch would u do it

itll be supremely silly

[sullen pawn]

OCTARA INVADES DOMILIX!

@idle slate

[limpid plover]

Garlic

[sullen pawn]

Iaspiania, Clepsydra, and Esgaroth have condemmed you

[sullen pawn]

nso

[limpid plover]

I love you

[elder arch]

what do you think about having the #1 reward for the most dead map war?

[west path]

real

[sullen pawn]

this isnt my most dead session btw

[west path]

venus do you have the end of manneva mapwar

[sullen pawn]

i have a player

[spring bison]

I will join if you allow me to be a landless adventurer

[sullen pawn]

so.. control the bandits?

[spring bison]

no

[elder arch]

What are you talking about

[vital latch]

I made one AOC map and that was sanity losing enough; and then because it sucked I made a editted version

[sullen pawn]

cosmic

please play mw

[vital latch]

I'm busy

[spring bison]

https://youtu.be/Lrow3hagqvY?si=vFAZiMBRwTX4jGrK @west path rate this peak btw

[sullen pawn]

this is what i get for hosting on a WEDNESDAY night

[spring bison]

its a character without any lands

landless

[sullen pawn]

@idle slate what will u do next

[spring bison]

I shall go from Landless to Emperor

[west path]

found it

took a while

[west path]

show

[sullen pawn]

REST IN PEICE GARLICIA

[spring bison]

@sullen pawn fartlic when are you responding

[sullen pawn]

nop!

ur not even rlly playing then

[west path]

i have no clue how i thought making all of my colonies into 1 union of backwater states a good idea

[spring bison]

what

[sullen pawn]

its an rpg at that point

[west path]

it did get rorish unification across, sure but thats... really it

[spring bison]

no

thats up to you

[west path]

what were most of these states even called guhh

[vital latch]

https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3343089591
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3343090277

[sullen pawn]

oh no! if only someone made a map with names!
oh wait

I DID !!!

[idle slate]

For whar

[west path]

dear god

[sullen pawn]

the war

[west path]

i was not gonna take 2 hours searching

send it rn

[vital latch]

isn't it so good???

[marsh lance]

I think instead of trying to make a resource map for my mw i will write the Vogalian language

[west path]

Its very

symmetrical

[sullen pawn]

oh its uh

a little outdated

[west path]

this probably works

yeah that probabl works

[west path]

ok but am i

actually commited enough to do this

probably not! AOC sucks for nations

[elder arch]

i think my one mistake in this map war was letting cosmic get too powerful

[vital latch]

you can only use squares for drawing it sucks

[elder arch]

but i did completely fine

[vital latch]

it basically wants your lines to be straight 💔

[west path]

im never

EVER

making a map in AOC again

shit is painful

[vital latch]

same and the map I made wasn't even good

[west path]

Caves of Tzimtzlum 1.0 in december

im hyped

[west path]

@vital latch r u gonna be buying it now

[vital latch]

no my friend just gifted me persona 3 reload I have another 100 hour jrpg to play through

[west path]

caves of plud is a 5k hour rpg to chew through

Youre missing out...

[vital latch]

I could always just play stardew valley

[west path]

die

Caves of plud is too peak to be compared to any rpg

[vital latch]

someone remind me why this game is so long again

[frank latch]

tiny little Uratti

[west path]

except maybe soulash II i heard thats really good

[vital latch]

I do like that it has time managment though

games with time managment are so cool

[frank latch]

@west path did you ever have plans to invade me in Manneva?

[vital latch]

if I ever do another serious rpg in #1154279292054798386 I'm implementing time managment

[west path]

no

idk what i was doing in manneva

[idle slate]

Qud is such a funny game

I loved sseths review

[west path]

it barely compares to the state of the game now ngl

[frank latch]

the discord server is an experience

[west path]

i need to chew through more of it

[idle slate]

Damn how much has it changed?

[vital latch]

(and also limiting the player count and the type of person that can join to make the limitted player count work)

[west path]

sprites fully implemented, sound effects

lots of QoL

bug fixes

more questline to chew through

more interactions

just in general

it is better

[west path]

why would plud limit player count

schizophrenic when i did that there was basically nobody

that would play

[west path]

The funny parts of Qud are now

turning into a death robot and getting the ending in 40 minutes post transformation

[vital latch]

this was after sessions became offchance every month instead of every day because hosting for 10 people at once while trying to describe everything in detail wasn't exactly sanity maintaining

[west path]

fun fact you can beat qud in a good 40 minutes

[vital latch]

I would probably kick players who don't play for awhile out of the number after a bit though; then make the count go over the max if they come back

[west path]

comp non speedrun runs are like

2hrs

casual runs can go up to 20

or

way longer

depends on how suicidal ur feeling

[vital latch]

plus: I want to do something that genuinely follows a party based story that would genuinely allow the party to develop relationships with eachother

[limpid plover]

Ooo

[west path]

silly rpg failed terribly at thi

[vital latch]

I know, that was probably it's main fault

[west path]

also this guy does not get story nuance outside of goody two-shoes rpgs

R u ok critter

my rpgs worked because they did something besides having a party

characters fostered relations with other characters organically

sometimes out of necessity

[limpid plover]

Omg

[west path]

and that created plotlines and narratives that didnt feel forced and were open

[vital latch]

I was scared to do something more complicated since people are usually bad at understanding complex situations

[west path]

Idk how u would do this in enclosed and fixed environments

[limpid plover]

Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[west path]

pre-planned out and not made up on the fly

[west path]

i loved the part where i sent them to fight armies of undead purple goo people and then amazting went out with 6 d20s

winning the fight

[limpid plover]

Benefits for skin whitening toothpaste for dogs with that complete the person who has the most cases of town and country I have lost my eyes and ears and I can get foreign language and scientists and I will clone perfect worker people that have lost my eyes

[west path]

deadass removed the first section of the fight

from existence

[vital latch]

that's not happening though, the only open world cosmic rpg you're getting is #1288715726995329067 which is still happening but that's a meme rpg that I can't call a meme rpg anymore with a straight face since it has had almost 20 hours in prep time

[west path]

why are you allergic to open world rpgs

[vital latch]

it puts me as a host under more pressure

[west path]

You've seen them in action and how they've reigned me in as a pioneer in wb rpgs alongside you

[west path]

yeah ur expected to deal with it

im dealing with fucktons of pressure as a host in my mw rn

[vital latch]

gang theres only so much stress I can stand

[west path]

Its EVIL

[limpid plover]

Silly rpg was bad

[rose forge]

was fun :P

[limpid plover]

Yes

[west path]

i liked the part where my character was schizo

it was silly!

[west path]

whar

thats stressful to you?

how da fuck

youre not dealing with maintaining a championship title blawg its a worldbox rpg

🙏 😭

[vital latch]

the stressful part is keeping track of everyones actions

which sure I'll get stressed

issue is when I get stressed my brain stops functioning

so I then turn to the existing plan and start copying stuff out of there

[west path]

god bless efficient memory use

[west path]

ehat

Cosmic is this something exclusive to you or am i weird for having my brain work better when under stress

[vital latch]

sorry but 300terabyte is still being used for splatoon knowledge

[west path]

cant u tell people to calm down

[vital latch]

I thought it was but I'm 90% sure a certain blumi has a similar reaction to making sure everyones actions get fulfilled

[west path]

like if u r getting overwhelmed tell people to calm down

[vital latch]

then again idk, I'm not inside said blumi's head

[limpid plover]

Omg

[west path]

tbf i did tell people to stop making me be so swamped but thats primarily because i wanted 2 do their actions accurately rather than having to skim them to go to other peoples actions

[vital latch]

that's a session killer though

[west path]

which has resulted in me making an odd balancing choice for blumi

which kinda makes half-sense due to the war but is invalidated by some of their earlier actions but somehow works around it??

idk its really weird

[vital latch]

something else of note for a possible serious rpg, it'll probably take less time to create then #1288715726995329067 because unfortunately sprites are a one off thing (partly because I can't draw well enough or draw enough in general for all the assets I would need for it)

[frank latch]

this is what Bowistan feels like 😔

except nobody listens

[west path]

just say it louder the second time

[frank latch]

I see

[marsh lance]

BoW i will be your police

I will tell the critters to be quiet

[west path]

ehat

how

[spring bison]

im cooked

[west path]

if people need you to be fast paced like that

[frank latch]

well
the issue isn't large actions
it's getting swamped with 20 mundane actions

[west path]

then

u might be failing as a host already

😱

[vital latch]

and if I do my typical shit with writing 8000 words of a new project in a week then slowing down, that'll probably mean it's ready within a week of announcement (this is also why trinary mw is taking so long; it's more drawing then writing)

[vital latch]

because during that time I usually also take a 8 minute break to regain my sanity™️

[frank latch]

well
thing have actually gotten a bit better for me with hosting

I think

[idle slate]

Mmm thats pretty hilarious

[frank latch]

been less concerned with answering everybody's actions as soon as possible and more like
"I'll get to it when I get to it"

[west path]

my issue is with the bigger actions since i dont have the focus to read them in proper detail and put them in the can that is my brain when im being pinged EVERY 4 SECONDS

[frank latch]

exactly

[west path]

u should do that post session

but longer

[vital latch]

if I had to do that, I'd just end the session

[west path]

my brain no likey to go numb though and it just pumps out new ideas

so im now following 3 new relic plotlines that i have created for myself

[vital latch]

and my sessions are already short my game roourm standards; I usually host for a hour and a half at the longest

[west path]

Please help

[west path]

tbf i hosted for like 7 hours today so yeah that seems awfully short

[frank latch]

cus I put in my mind, alr Bananam pinged me 3 times, Fish pinged me to begin the invasion of this nation, Parfum is developing, Skillerz wants to expand to a literal uninhabitable rock of an island, Walrus just spat out 3 paragraphs of naval technology in dms

and I have to read a paragraph of development from Qevie

or battle formations

[west path]

ive stopped this nerd emoji stuff

actually i havent

depends on the action

ive been really letting things settle down in the boiling pot that is maizan

I should... start developing

@frank latch am i literally only behind Jhang

[marsh lance]

BoW you should KILL banam……

[west path]

the mw is rigged in favor of Jhang btw they should be nuked

[vital latch]

flaws of nothing keeping my attention for more then 30 minutes

[frank latch]

definitely 100%

I'm railroading Jhang

but it's okay since it hasn't really affected anyone

yet

[west path]

Also i gotta work on balancing because rn im just flatlining nations to have them be of equal power

which uhm

doesnt go well

[vital latch]

flow of consciousness is such a save and grace for my writing style btw because of this 🥱

[west path]

Hello great friend! The Maizani have arrived and we wish to talk.

[frank latch]

Imma be less rigged for the Jhang soon

you'll see

[west path]

You shall bend the knee to great sharikh and the brother of Rasuph himself, if you do not wish for our hordes to raze your land and steal your relics.

[frosty drum]

Is there a Mw going on rn

[frank latch]

no, just yap

[vital latch]

honestly

[west path]

why are you rigging it for banan

hes gonna get gunpowder in 2 seconds

[vital latch]

is this "Jhang" place a npc

double checking before I say this

[frank latch]

I've honestly done everything in my power to stop him from doing this

[frank latch]

yes

[sullen pawn]

@idle slate front

[vital latch]

is this just your method of playing in your own map war without actually playing in it

[frosty drum]

Socialist burger king

[frank latch]

the amount of actions and expansions and attempts at trade I've blocked because it was clear metagaming towards gunpowder is insane

[west path]

hes been slowly self inserting him in the MW through certain facets of worldbuilding

[frank latch]

🤫

[sullen pawn]

but when i block actions its railroading btw

[frank latch]

the truth is

I'm all of the NPC's combined

[west path]

You railroaded my existence 😢

im gonna nuke you for this

[west path]

hivemind

https://tenor.com/view/rat-attack-rat-attack-have-at-thee-gif-11648161592664583090

[frank latch]

well it's not railroading if my players are literally metagaming toward techrush

[vital latch]

well yeah

theres 9000 of them

[west path]

his power level... its over 9000

[frank latch]

honestly
the point of the NPC's is to do 3 things
provide challenges
provide buffers
and provide aids

right now they're really all just buffers or aids

[west path]

when are we getting internal politics

[idle slate]

Surround that city and siege it

[west path]

real talk...

[sullen pawn]

thats their capital

[west path]

Klez mw has some of the peakest mw internal politics

[frank latch]

I'm kind of scared of internal politics

just cus I feel like I dont' know how to do them

[west path]

why is vro scared

[sullen pawn]

seige

[west path]

ask the great sage of kleznamia he will tell you to enforce 5 million debuffs on Maizan and not one of them will be for a just cause

[frank latch]

Oil left a lasting impact

[sullen pawn]

@idle slate the domilixians stage a counter attack

[frank latch]

real

[west path]

vro was left traumatized

[west path]

you havent stopped people hating on maizan even though its metagame...

I should probably nuke you for this

[frank latch]

I can't really stop people from having opinions unfortunately

But I can block actions that are influenced by it

[west path]

the deepest part of your internal politics was the rebellion in pat

[frank latch]

which haven't really happened yet

[west path]

Serrelka rebellion was really shallow and was bridging the line of being unreasonable

considering how Serrelka was midway into integration, was in a lucrative spot and maizanis were flooding their ports

[frank latch]

true
but like

[west path]

as well as like... the fact that

[idle slate]

Keeo the main army at sieging their city

[frank latch]

I feel like having some shallow rebellions is okay

[west path]

the nobles..

[idle slate]

Get the second army tk invade here and cut off their supply lines

[west path]

they were

[frank latch]

cus real life is messy

and not always deep

[west path]

they were given a lot of cash

to stay loyal

[west path]

Search up middle eastern politics

[west path]

Klezman stopping belemins entry into Delaria...

[sullen pawn]

@idle slate their army is officially crippled

[west path]

@frank latch when is vro expanding east in qeva mw btw

[idle slate]

@sullen pawn demand thejr surrender

[west path]

the money is waiting to be made

[frank latch]

I want the peninsula

[west path]

youve cut off fakher from getting the north of it

[west path]

and when are you exploring

[frank latch]

next session

[west path]

u still have yet to find blumiville or banan

both of which are radical opposites but are both equally worthwhile to talk to

[frank latch]

true

[frank latch]

ngl
I may have completely forgotten about this...

which is another reason I'm afraid of internal politics

I can't remember anything 😔

[west path]

I fogor to naturally expand noltia

[west path]

i did literally just

put them on a pay roll

a huge ass pay roll

as well as extra privileges

in exchange for loyalty

[frank latch]

so if I do something or have something happen and don't realize that it contradicts a key or important internal policy or aspect
I'll railroad something

[west path]

Which i did bring up in the argument..

[west path]

fackher too

@fallen cipher you have tin and copper access now due to natural expansion

basically the belt where banan keeps most of his troops in defensive positions

[west path]

concentrated in a few key spots but regular patrols are conducted across the entire belt

[fallen cipher]

Make more copper coins

@west path dms

[sullen pawn]

they agree

they agree to give u the lands voks is ok with

ok session end :p

[west path]

banan expansions

[west path]

blawg the session has been over

for

like

5 hours

[fallen cipher]

Oh true

[west path]

U js have access to bronze now

because of natural expansion

[west path]

@fallen cipher meaning you can match BoW in armor and weaponry ( 🤫 )

[fallen cipher]

Soon . .

[west path]

losses are starting to wear him down albeit he has the internal engine roaring so he should be fine as long as he doesnt get another slaughter happen to him

[elder arch]

Who needs armour and weaponry when you’ve got spells?

[west path]

spells are a luxury

theres barely any nations that practice mysticism

[elder arch]

🤫

[west path]

i mean heck BoWs entire magical capability is within 1 guy with 2 relics

who can barely be trusted and isnt even human btw

[brittle gust]

YOURE STILL HOSTING?

QEVIE

[west path]

no

[brittle gust]

what the

[west path]

i stopped hosting like

7 hrs ago

fuck

thats too long

[brittle gust]

When did you restart

[limpid plover]

Hiiiii qwas

[west path]

5 hours ago

[brittle gust]

Hi

[west path]

like 20 mins

after the stop

[limpid plover]

Hru qwas

[brittle gust]

@west path who is the new grandmaster

[west path]

Then shit really kicked the fan and belemin now has both relics caused by the Noltian Slaughter

and is on the hunt for Venus' 3rd relic

also he can resurrect people

[brittle gust]

LMFAO

[vital latch]

I should do a fusion dance with him and become a dolphin/horse/kirby/whatever he is

[brittle gust]

Is it evil belemin or morally grey belemin

[west path]

Jehos Argolis, a pretty powerful beer magnate with poor force abilities.

[west path]

morally grey

[brittle gust]

That's...

...

Hmmm

[west path]

force abilities have fallen off a cliff

the faith is really popular but force abilities are not it

[vital latch]

right as I wanted to eat someones arm to gain access to them

[brittle gust]

@west path lock myself(jehos) in a room, fast and meditate

No more beer shall enter my mouth

[west path]

next sessio

[brittle gust]

Alr

[west path]

Well i mean

[brittle gust]

I don't think it works like that

[west path]

there is some practitioners who have ancient-level force powers

80 years have passed since the founding of Noltia so theres promise in that

[vital latch]

it worked for grass sea urchins and mushrooms I'm sure eating things illigelly will work just as well

[west path]

BoW is probably gonna start getting old early on in 3rd session but his heirs have been set up so hes fine

[brittle gust]

Insane

[west path]

the problem is Belemin who has the Necronomicon

and the Beleian Blade

[vital latch]

if I convince belemin to feed me one of his fingers what happens

[west path]

probably get force powers

hes on par with ancient force practitioners

has WAY more potentia

l

[brittle gust]

What's the update on the force religion

[vital latch]

taking note of this

[brittle gust]

Its beliefs and such

[vital latch]

I'll still be in qwas's land at the start of next session right

[west path]

Its mostly people still believe in the force

some people have begun believing in gemstones and crystals as being sacrede

considering how one... yknow

saved the city

[brittle gust]

Yep

Fair enough

[vital latch]

I should pray to god to make a evil sheep attack the city so I can save it and become a messiah

[west path]

this would not work

belief is no longer comically strong

fish is EVIL though and has started a bloodline scream

(he called it orion)

[brittle gust]

You probably could have saved us when belemin attacked to become our messiah

[vital latch]

of course he did

[brittle gust]

Real

[vital latch]

when is he making a new name

[vital latch]

I wasn't online

I was in math

[brittle gust]

Excuses

[west path]

you missed the like

[brittle gust]

Atleast you were having fun

[west path]

12 year war between rats and banamians

😍

[brittle gust]

LMFAO

[west path]

actually no its more like 7

[brittle gust]

Who won

[vital latch]

false math is the worst subject

[west path]

still unresolved

[brittle gust]

Real

[west path]

its a stalemate rn though

[brittle gust]

Insanity

[west path]

rats have a very secure position

[vital latch]

I still need to get here before the war ends and make dolphin noises to resolve the conflict

[west path]

and banan is likely not gonna be able to do any advancements against them

[west path]

they have the leverage to make an offensive happen

but it wouldnt be worth the risk

[vital latch]

btw are my grass babies sentient? in other words if I managed to die would I play as a grass baby dolphin horse kirby creature

or are they just minions

[west path]

i wonder how relations between these 2 r gonna be

[west path]

they have all died of old age

and yes they were

they were sentient

[vital latch]

NOOO MY GRASS BABIES

next session having a deppression arc

when you're immortal you're also forever in hell 💔

[west path]

real

[west path]

Dolphin horse finds ancient blindfold that gives him magic

millions shocked

[brittle gust]

Guh

[vital latch]

domain expansion; infinite silly

[brittle gust]

Too close

Too close

Evil people are too close

We are too weak

Must meditate

Ask the force

[west path]

ereal

[vital latch]

are grey and black diferant

[west path]

the guy youre playing rn could probably not even talk to the force

btw

[vital latch]

or are they the same just color change for some reason

[brittle gust]

Guh

[west path]

the black is their defensive line against the rats

set up with defensive stations and riddled with troop patrols

and its also where their wall is!

actually their wall is further up north

[vital latch]

omg a map war where people don't just have miles of land in unpopulated area???

[west path]

more accurate

[west path]

why do u think growth is slow here

theres not allat of open land

that is put into your country size

and borders arent formalized

[west path]

thats their defensive line against rats

theyre overextended as shit and will probably implode in 3 years if they dont peace out

[vital latch]

I didn't notice it was, too busy eating random shit

[west path]

real

[west path]

Its also coincidentally the same island where a relic is located at

😍

[brittle gust]

Hm

Hmmmmm

HMMMMMMM

Banan has no use for it does he?

[west path]

he can use it

anyone can use relics

theyre pretty strong too

[vital latch]

welp, @brittle gust I'm off to find the one piece

[brittle gust]

Ah

[brittle gust]

Alr

[west path]

are you gonna eat the relic

[brittle gust]

Make sure to burn that entire island down btw

[vital latch]

whose gonna stop me?

[west path]

venus died there so lik

[west path]

True

you getting magic powers would be funny

But

the place has crayfish and other crustaceans

you will die

[vital latch]

shit

[brittle gust]

Bleh

Just

Roast them

🥱

[vital latch]

we'll have to find dessert somewhere else 😔

[west path]

theyre extra lethal

oh yeah theres also fucktons of plants with poisons in them

[brittle gust]

Fry them

[west path]

U love to see it!

[vital latch]

I'm a dolphin horse I don't stand a chance

[brittle gust]

Deep fry them on oil

[vital latch]

those on the other hand sound useful

[west path]

And you can also be hit by them and probably die a painful death

[vital latch]

but if I were to eat one and survive then I can use the pokemon move "poison jab"

[west path]

If u got in contact with the rats and had them actually aid you with getting them shit would be a lot easier but the culture is uh... not welcoming

[west path]

yes.

except its a 100% chance to apply poison

[west path]

Qwas why dont you try getting it

considering how you lack force and your main rival belemin is on the loose with 2 relics to his name

[brittle gust]

Did I say I will not?

[vital latch]

setting status effects according to my calculations is good strategy

[limpid plover]

Yayayayayayayayayyayaa

Guys

How are yall

[west path]

hes arguably the strongest 'single individual' alive

[brittle gust]

Yeah?

[west path]

Except maybe Venus whos not dead but also dead

since hes a relic

[vital latch]

@brittle gust I am your only hope you should find the relic give it to me and let me eat it

[west path]

actually isnt belemins original form stronger than him

yeah it is he killed 4.4k

[brittle gust]

What's my pop rn

[west path]

so belemin is currently the strongest individual 'alive'

[brittle gust]

The jedi have fallen

[west path]

like 93k

[brittle gust]

😔

[brittle gust]

Oh nvm

We've risen

[west path]

This can also possibly cause a disaster

[brittle gust]

In numbers

[west path]

your food stores they are running low

[brittle gust]

Farms?

[vital latch]

hey, risks exist to be taken

[vital latch]

and blackjack exists to be played

[spring bison]

invent a writing system bro

[brittle gust]

I did

Dumdum

You're to dum to understand it

[spring bison]

not according to qevie

[brittle gust]

You're too dumb to learn it, that's why

[west path]

yes

[spring bison]

👽

[west path]

its mostly in temples

[brittle gust]

Ig time to spam farms

[west path]

only recent publicized to the public

[west path]

that wont solve the issue entirely but will fix a good bit of it

[brittle gust]

Hmm

[brittle gust]

So if I raided banan and blumi and eated them will it fix that

[west path]

btw this whole cluster of land is gonna be tropical due to a relic

😱

some relics can be utilized some are parts of nature

[west path]

that would be... awfully difficult to do but no

the way to solve it is find new food sources farms wont do

ok i go now

[brittle gust]

Alr

Good sleepies

[vital latch]

my stomachs still grumbling

[vital latch]

goodnight

[limpid plover]

Gn qevie!

[west path]

youd eat sand atp

[spring bison]

@brittle gust are you up to playing roblox

with parfum and me

[brittle gust]

I forgot my roblox password and im not making a new account

[spring bison]

OK BRO

@vital latch what about you

[vital latch]

I'm busy

[spring bison]

sitting on a chair using your phone

I get it

[vital latch]

multitasking a few things rn don't want to add another

[frosty drum]

This gave me Manneva Flashbacks

[hollow bobcat]

This is false

🤫

[leaden drift]

Anyone want to play games with me? Add me

[frank latch]

it was an example

it wasn't supposed to be entirely accurate

I was simply exaggerating

[brittle gust]

Huh

Guh

GUH

Purple bow

Are you Nod now?

[frank latch]

Oui

[frosty drum]

Yall we should make a reverse 1936 mw
Where ideologies are the opposite
Events are diffrent
Ect

[spring bison]

@frank latch bro

[frank latch]

bro

[spring bison]

me and parfum are playing roblox

join ong

[frank latch]

what are you playing

[spring bison]

idk

@marsh lance what game is that bro

[marsh lance]

Idk

[spring bison]

where are the good roblox games

oh my god

[marsh lance]

Ay you know what we could play

[spring bison]

hm

[marsh lance]

Airship warfare or whatever its called

Not airship assault

[spring bison]

3 players bro

[marsh lance]

Airship assault is BUNS

[spring bison]

or 2 if bow dosent join

[sullen pawn]

cursed

[marsh lance]

We can go public

[spring bison]

ew

[marsh lance]

Ok uhh

Theres also car crash teat

Test

Or car crushers

Oh you know what

@spring bison join me

[spring bison]

ok no this game is bad

[marsh lance]

Guhh

Is it alr if i hop off for tonight

[spring bison]

ok

[frosty drum]

I'd vote for Scott than travis ngl

[crude horizon]

[sullen pawn]

https://garticphone.com/en/?c=0241567fe0

[frosty drum]

Tom

[brittle gust]

I eated him

[brittle gust]

Heck yeah

[sullen pawn]

🤤

[spring bison]

👽

[frosty drum]

@spring bison why did you choose fakher

[spring bison]

I would rather fakher than you

[frosty drum]

😔

[limpid plover]

You're not annoying skillerz

[frosty drum]

😃

[limpid plover]

I love you

[spring bison]

😎

[spring bison]

Pizza Queen

[limpid plover]

Ski le rz

[frosty drum]

Hi

[limpid plover]

Sskkiilleerrzz

[limpid plover]

Lerz

[limpid plover]

Erz

[limpid plover]

Rz

[limpid plover]

Z

[frosty drum]

Pls stop pinging me

[limpid plover]

Ok skillerz

[marsh lance]

Building worlds… @frank latch

I wonder if this is a BoW reference

[frosty drum]

Capitalism

[shut mulch]

https://tenor.com/view/hannah-banana-ჰანაბანანა-pig-vegan-cute-gif-24631528

[frosty drum]

Diary of a wimpy kid pig

[rotund oxide]

Game room

[inner elm]

Person below me is banned

[prime compass]

https://tenor.com/view/yes-i-am-yes-i-am-jojo-jjba-gif-20844595

[hollow garden]

Accurate

[prime compass]

https://tenor.com/view/jojo-avdol-muhammed-avdol-jojo-ova-ova-gif-4588288673933886198

Ryōki Tenkai: Muryōkūsho

@hollow garden I know you are here, listening

[hollow garden]

why is he making this alien community poll

[wild mason]

This is the same guy who made the " Coming Incel Revolution " stuff

[hollow garden]

average whatifalthist video

Is he an incel

I don't really remember

[west path]

three party state

[limpid plover]

Ooo

[west path]

he is not all ears

why does he lie?

[wild mason]

https://tenor.com/view/go-ahead-i'm-all-ears-gif-13982086349020782746

[west path]

ok now he is

[west path]

should i hosta at the same time i did yesterday

[frosty drum]

Nice Rabbit

[wild mason]

@frank latch

[marsh lance]

Finally, white people wood!

Minecraft devs after working 8 months on a new type of wood, a single mob, and other insignificant things that do not touch up on the games initial flaws: 😮‍💨

[limpid plover]

Hm

[wild mason]

Bro missed the entire 1.21.2 update 🤫

[rose cape]

@west path i didnt kill myself 🤣

[wild mason]

They FINALLY FIXED BEE PATHFINDING AND DESPAWNING

[wild mason]

No More bees floating in the middle of the ocean for some reason

[prime compass]

@west path banan helped me make this
Its a plan for the Maizan Empire to conquer

[rose cape]

WHAT

[prime compass]

What is it

The Red is my journey btw

[rose cape]

@cunning niche is this your protégé

@prime compass btw this is the only way to get west

or you can take a boat

[prime compass]

Ok

Im updating the war plan wait

[wild mason]

Amazting what are your thoughts on 1.21.2 actually improving stuff that was neglected like bees, banner patterns, the sea life, and them making chunk loaders easier on purpose

[west path]

Omg

[wild mason]

Java HAS BIG SALMON NOW

[west path]

he is banans apprentice

[rose cape]

they added bundles

[wild mason]

OK But like

Big Salmon

[west path]

when can i play

[rose cape]

also they made redstone torches based

[wild mason]

1.21.2 came out 2 days ago 👽

[rose cape]

also this is BASED

[west path]

shh

i havent played minecraft for an eternity

like

a year

[wild mason]

Basically

[west path]

WE'RE SO UP

[wild mason]

Bedrock has had this for 7 years

But Java is finally getting different salmon sizes

Also holy shit

1.13 was 7 years ago???

[west path]

i should nuke venus

[west path]

yes

[prime compass]

@west path updatee

[west path]

I am now becoming the global superpower

[prime compass]

Wait

[west path]

thank you for this warplan

[prime compass]

Wrong one smh

@west path

[west path]

@rose cape What do you think of banans student

He is already a master

[prime compass]

I need a map of aegis and bryzkna pls

[west path]

are you gonna try to escape the Maizani flood 😱

[prime compass]

What

[wild mason]

addes some xes for where you should use your bombers

[west path]

I live

[marsh lance]

The fact that Vogalia isnt the first target on this list proves qevie still loves me

[prime compass]

Shhh

[west path]

ok but wtf is this i have never seen this in plud

[marsh lance]

Vro didn’t travel to Vogalia

[prime compass]

Im comin dw

[marsh lance]

I granted you asylum 😢

[prime compass]

What colour

[west path]

he has 5 nuclear explosives on his person

[west path]

beware

[west path]

is this oil john

[prime compass]

Ok

[hollow garden]

Is belemin the new qevie

[west path]

thanks

[wild mason]

i wonder if there is a fallacy for using fallacies to dismiss other peoples arguments

[west path]

Will use this plan

[wild mason]

thats probably a thing

[hollow garden]

Probably

[west path]

the fallacy fallacy

[prime compass]

The Maizan World Domination Plan

[west path]

what does this mean

[wild mason]

~bt

[hollow garden]

Game room is his new den

[hardy saffron]

@wild mason: Let us know your suggestions for patch 1.21.2 to simplify camera setup, ignore bugs, flags, sea creatures and more.

[hollow garden]

Insane

[west path]

he got addicted to MWs but idk if hes gonna match my message count

[prime compass]

Klez look
The Maizanian World Domination Plan

[prime compass]

How long have you been here

[west path]

like 9 months of active chatting

[prime compass]

I modeled it after the usual banan warplan

[west path]

i constitute 11% of the channels total messages

[prime compass]

I have 2

2 months

[prime compass]

How much is that

[west path]

130k i think

[prime compass]

Can you check mine

[west path]

10k

[prime compass]

🤫🧏

[wild mason]

~bt

[hardy saffron]

@wild mason: I used Hashtag Universe 1 Lil Sigma Crocodile.

[west path]

i breathe game room

[prime compass]

Ok

But fortnite

[west path]

nawh

game room

@prime compass @brittle gust hosta rn or hosta later 😱

[prime compass]

Oops maizan warplan leaked to delaria

[prime compass]

Now ig

[west path]

actually atleast fish should revive

[prime compass]

Later I can no

[west path]

the war is still a plotline

[wild mason]

#🌎general message

[prime compass]

Whats my plotline

[wild mason]

#🌟royal-tavern message

[west path]

i love caves of plud steam posts

[west path]

relic hunting primarily

and i think thats really it

[prime compass]

I have 2

If I imbue the blade with the soul of the mightiest warriors...

[west path]

vro is just gonna go on a killing spree

[prime compass]

Yes

[west path]

You should give it to bowistaning he can make use of it

[prime compass]

He who wields the Blade is destined for Chaos

What would he do

[west path]

i mean he can use it a lot

without wasting much life

like for example people in their last moments of life are executed with the blade to strengthen it

🤫

[prime compass]

Ooh

An Exekution blade

[limpid plover]

Hiiiii dad

[prime compass]

Hi son

[limpid plover]

KLEZZZZZZ

HIIIII

KLEEEEEZ

HRU

[west path]

gawd dayum i NEED AOH3 IT LOOKS SO PEAK

[rapid ibex]

I need to buy an IS-7

Completely worth it for WT

[hollow garden]

Man I just got really emotional watching a WW1 documentary

War is so scary

[west path]

WHAT THE FUCK

[hollow garden]

Nso NSO!

[west path]

ARE THE DEVS OK

[hollow garden]

How are you

[west path]

300 ZŁ

THATS LIKE

[hollow garden]

How much is this in dollary dolls

[west path]

2 WEEKS WORTH OF FOOD FOR A SINGLE INDIVIDUAL HOUSEHOLD

[west path]

like 80$