#🎲game-room
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is this your people when it comes to figs
use a strong spice
@prime compass you wake up with the worlds spiciest spice in your mouth
your throat is BURNING
Give him water
@west path use a spell to remove the spice
doesnt help 
doesnt work
MIKK
We don't have milk on the ship
MILKK
youre being TORMENTED
the spice would wake you up faster
Ok
ye
Yesa
Im sorry bowa, im supit and dont know how to work layers
,roll 20 @west path Dolphin noises that roughly translate to "Take me to your leader"
,roll 20 wake up dicey
:game_die: You rolled 12
@west path are you dead
,roll 1000
:game_die: You rolled 100
fire
you suceed
succeed*
handling dms
Thank god
Idk how to use kritapoor
With who
qwas is dead
no can do
cant tell u
test
💔
@frank latch you've returned back to your homeland
to find that growth has been stunted by a rather large wood shortage
(theres not enough trees to chop)
test
@west path immediatly start training
Start trying to push things with the force and meditate
Layers aren't that hard. It's thinking about them that is.
Why does it not copy my mapa on another file
Las peqenias
Gtg
peculiar
you guys were too ambitious and now theres literally not enough trees
😭
no
it should copy onto a new layer
What are you exporting 7t as
,roll 20 assuming that qwas is dead fr since I'm a dolphin horse kirby try to hold a funeral for him
:game_die: You rolled 9
@west path qwas funeral
Ok bye bye
@west path work with farmers and timbermen to restore forest growth by planting new trees establishing tree farms and using more sustainable practices
I might have to import timber for a bit
real
@wraith quarry i have had it enough with ur spying and destroying my economy get the fuck out of my nation i have seized ur assets and if i ever catch you in banamia ur a dead man
bruh
This works, but the restorative process is going slowly
end it all
I knew it would
,roll 20 use the funeral as a chance to gain public opinion, using my level 4 charm and level 3 dancing to make lots of friends
:game_die: You rolled 13
banamia will crumble
@west path if fish hasnt left the country send troops to go arrest him
@west path In an effort to lower wood consumption
try incentivizing masons to build houses, infrastructure and more out of stone, mud, clay and other materials.
Use this to start quarry efforts.
@wild mason i have killed that rat that tried to break fish out
hes been caught
already
is this spore
@west path put fish under maximum security
,roll 20 rescue Fish
:game_die: You rolled 13
maybe
I'm cusred with 13
u havent even explored that far
The Roll curse
Ik Ik
am being silly

do we have enough food to supplement it?
It worked one time idk why it isnt now
What the fuck chat
Computer art programs SHOULD NOT be this complicated
Put the color on the screen
And boom
use gimp...
yes
MS paint
@wild mason now its personal
Its been personal since your nation existed without my consent
I was here first btw
truth
you guys should go to war in Bowistan
(conflict is fun)
going really well
you've learnt how to levitate stuff
@west path start Training to lift heavy objects
Start at my maximum weight
Hold that for as long as possible
Have a 5 min rest
Repeat
Also meditate in the end
Do not forget a well maintaned diet
you get worn out and break your bone in your non skeleton tatoo arm
What is 7t
Take lighter weight
Make sure my other arm recovers properly
Longer rest
ok
but uhh
your arm hasnt healed
Ok wait
and you havent read the book
@prime compass btw you have really poor living quarters
@frank latch + youve recovered
@west path take the time in which my arm recovers to read the book
What the fuck...
I saved bros life.. 💔
@frank latch give me better living quarters
Damn qevie has been hosting for like 6 hours
Klez!!
true but i cant stop session now
Update pls?!?!
I didn't know your living quarters were bad
from the screen
Fortnite
NO NO NO
to the king
@wild mason @wraith quarry @cunning niche end session before shit hits the fan? i have to go soon so its probably best to do this rn
NO NO
Whats goin on between those 3 😭
Bananagins
@frank latch are you playing in noltia
Tell dms
Fish and blumi are working against me
Good
Yes
@west path give bro a spacious tower as well as funding and materials for potions, books, spells and your his own servants for food and fetching supplies.
yes
@west path did i make it to the carpenter yet
My internet just died 😍
@wild mason stop sending cultists that havent turned to fucking create dissidence
Im not stupid like i was
I can see right through ur plans
@cunning niche do you know Omar kharet
?
I did not send cultists 👽
@west path hows force training
Yes you did
Do YOU know him
Dont play dumb
I literally didnt
Didn't you die belemin
Who is omar kharet
going well
I always come back
What can I do
Subscribe To Omar Khairat Channel | إشترك علي قناة عمر خيرت
http://bit.ly/Omar-Khairat-YT
Khali Balak Men Aklak - Omar Khairat خلى بالك من عقلك - ألبوم عم أحمد - عمر خيرت
@cunning niche you probably know this
لا
He is a famous composer
Eskot
La
I think ive seen him
@west path how old am I rn
Nize mazika
Ana ma arid asmaj alaik
@west path have child
Yessing
The donkey?
No

The camel
A human
nearing the end of your life
@west path what does the book contain
grrrr
Write about me in a Book
ok due to internet issues i might have to end off here
In qevie mw
Zamn...
Didn't belemin make me young though?
More spells and unholy incantations
😱
😔✊
Start reciting them
it accelerated your aging
💀
tis the problem
I see
@prime compass riddle me this
I'm a thing
You have been made... immortal
😱
but have shed your humanity
FUCKKK
Unreal
@west path how can I stop this
I want belemin to die
Nvm
Real
it requires another person to give up their life
@west path travel to noltia and find old man klez
glory will be achieved for banamia
all fishes must bitch
Saying this wont make me release you btw
@frank latch do u let him
Pls
(blumi already knows)
the jig is up
he's free to leave and come whenever he wants
Oh
🤤
quite possibly better than Bowistan
This mw is very engaging btw
Bow when are you STOPPING being insecure
Engaging or marrying
Ya bedan

Its only funny when i alesh
@marsh lance did you finish the biome map
@west path use the force to find klez
im canceling it after this session (real)
you dont even know about bro
You have learnt of a way to bring the dead back into life.
Even those that have lost their corporeal form.
(albeit that requires for them to be force users)
Ooh
Also, you have attuned the necronomicon to your soul, meaning that you can summon and teleport it away at all times.
@west path can I use the spell on my last life
you'd need to find the Beleian blade for that 🤫
@frank latch Your nation... it has fully recovered 😱
its raging with life
@west path travel to noltia to find the Blade
@frank latch am I welcome in your Land if I come back?
@west path expand westward
Yayys
You would need a boat
which you do not yet have
@west path Get Belemin a boat
Wow...
@frank latch an abundance of resources is available
a large deposit of iron is available to you
@west path thank bow for his hospitality
@west path take the boat and the book and Set sail to noltia!
@west path Do we have a way of making paper?
Damn fish, blumi and banan..
yes
from trees
albeit its very low quality
@prime compass you've arrived at the shore of nolti
a
ive been hosting for what
@west path find the nearest settlement
6 hours?
@cunning niche Are you ready to concede?
gawd dayum
You find yourself in a large mercantile settlement that seems to be in a state of unrest.
Look around for leads on the blade
L banana
I dont get how you wiped out almost all of my military in just one ambush
W blumi rats
ok bnan
@west path
except they were
you charged into that funnel
👽
I didnt?
@west path leads?
you used it to set fire
I said sneaky sneaky check out what it is
meaning that most of your force was caught whilst you were preparing to dig through the wall
which is also loud
🤔
I wouldnt send my whole army to sneaky sneaky check on smth
this is child-like behavior banan
youve lost like 70% of your troops to that because they rained arrows on you and burnt your troops which were DIGGING THE WALL
Zamn
I didnt ask for you to talk btw
🤫
~bt
@wild mason: That's the nature of a child
How you act in general is childish you cant even take normal input without taking it as critisism
@west path any leads or nah...
pb
And twisting the other persons words to make it seems to other people like they are always being negative to you
alr
not much
Tell me
giron
@west path if someone said sneakily check a small opening out do you think that means send all the people there?
don’t speak german
Warum
Nein
Do you think that digging through a wall is quiet?
~bt
dont set him up for it like that 😭
especially when THERE WAS AN AMBUSH THERE
@wild mason: You are not my father
Iapwof
Real..
what is Lapwof
Okay but still its not like i sent all my troops to dig smth
do you think that they wouldnt see the smoke from the fires?
yes that is why you lost 70% of your force 🤯
Force that i sent there or force in general
Banan takin all our time 💔
you were going in a concentrated formation so force in general
Stfu all you do is just meditate
I will crush you with rocks
Belemin is my bbg don't fuck with him
@west path Direct our alchemists to develop a material suitable and more efficient for writing with.
The rat clan shall know death
@cunning niche can you quell the rebellion so i can focus on the war effort
they invent a kind of 'sap' that produces visible markings on tree-based paper.
What rebellion
yey
rats are just mid mice
@west path look around for the leader of the settlement
there's a rebellion in our territory
Im not even fucking gonna play this mapwar its clearly rigged in blumis favour (not talking abt the war) i dont get how everything they’ve done has gone correct like sending spies to our nation when we are so far away and there is a huge wall seperating the island
And how did the rats keep coming to break out fish
😭🙏
its almost like... they're agile 😱
Even if they made it past that wall there where traos behind it
Aizen
this is actual copium
The traps… i set 😱
that's alien lol
..? what would this do
@west path can we pls move on
All u do is just meditate
Banan my whole nation could not touch Venus 👽
It depends on the scenario
The golden child 😔
tbf
Venus has plot armor
💔
wasn't part of it
You just had to enter my land and bother me
I claimed the whole island as soon as i spawned
Btw
So u entered my land
which had the effect of you wasting resources
Spain and Portugal also claimed halves of the world
Klez!!!
u do know that you can... recuperate from this
@frosty drum opinion on aoh3?
😱
It just dropped
Blumi has made zero offensives into your land
They themselevs didnt honour the claims
Banan is ragequit
and the resource losses arent terrible
And also ur comparing the whoke world to an island
This is not a bad place for your ambitions
And blumi is literally not willing to go the extra mile to get u to die
Wow Almost like I clearly do not want this war but Banan just NEEDS the whole island
🤫
Bro just accept defeat and move on 😭🙏
So we have to defend ourselves
literally
@west path Begin efforts to establish mines and mineshafts in areas with a large amount of Iron. Build roads, bridges etc.. in order to connect these mines to settlements as well as means to support the supplies and labor they need.
Imma exploit the heck out of this iron
Blumi is just gonna send rat spies to create dissidence not even fair
Holy shit d1 glazer
@west path go back to the cave
You have constantly been glazing blumi like u arent getting any points for glazing or agreeing with blumi all the time btw
😭🙏
Be original stop fucking following the crowd
Just accept it bru 😭🙏
Stfu
😨
Its physically impossible
???
how
you did not have millions in your army at most it was a measily 4k losses
in a nation of
guess what
61k
😱
alpha is the person i probably have argued with the most and the most hatefully 😭
@cunning niche take the loss, we can still beat blumi
the rats are extremely vulnerable to fire
Bananam I am in the defense with a natural position that allows it to be easier.
Even if do make peace blumi will fucking send rat spies
Then find a middle ground
You think blumi will honor that?
all of blumi's population is basically full rats atp
we can just ban rats from our nation
Build a defense against it then
anti-espionage
Maybe
I did that but rat cultists that havent morphed into rats have infiltrated the nation
the crystals have... disappeared.
A new passageway has opened
@wild mason will you pls no Rat Spies banani is sady

this was BEFORE THE THING
😱
Go inside it
I have built a whole wall dividing the island and have made traps near it on my side
What thing
...which are working
Not physical defenses
internal defenses
the thing that morphed blumis people into full rats?
@west path did i make it to the carpenter yet
Lies
2 more irl minutes
You just said they are agile and avoided the traps
Now the traps are working?
they're all morphed atp
Which is it 🤔
Set a reminder in 2 minutes from now (<t:1729709580:f>)
View reminders with the reminders command
@west path whats in the new passage
yeah
fish made traps that actually work now
😱
They've stopped a lot of rat spies in their step and the patrols are pushing out any rat spies
@west path !!!
@wild mason peace
Reminder for @rose cape
i made the 1km trek apparently
But i swear if i find any fucking rat spies in my nation
@cunning niche we may be able to procure peace
Or behind my side of the wall
@rose cape you arrive at the carpenter
spies are impossible atp
@west path i said go into the passage!!
all of their people have morphed into rats atp
i like how an irl 12 minute walk took me 2 hours
and we can just kill all rats we find in our land
A crimson hue fills the air
@west path can i buy some stakes for marking out land 🙏
Go deeper inside
@wild mason peace and if we find any rats on our side of the wall we have full jurisdiction to kill them
Pause
Nope.
also we can prevent reparations
they do not have the means to invade us
nope
Yes
cap
we can beat your nettle easily
your spies are recognizable
Kelly welly
wait is that mark zuckerburg
we're in a stalemate whether you like it or not
You find... a blade.
😭
Insane
How does it look
@west path PROCESS MY ACTION 👿
I THINK I FOUND IT KLEZ
Damn qevie is still at it
ok do that
Found what
The Blade
It has a stray piece of lightning going through it, and old runic symbols
The Belemin Blade
It is as the rumours say
yooo
The Beleian Blade.
Pick it up
And hit this pose
While saying
"The Beleian Blade...I accept it's power"
@west path start constructing more bows and ranged weapons, train some of our mercenaries on them (to not have an impact on the border)
is fish going to war with blumi
Went*
you get NOTHING from it
i'm taking steps to avoid an invasion
Hmmm
You're already bound to a relic
Can I remove the force
"good but not great score"
And take the blade
Huh I see
this is a decent score
What relic
DECENT?
1490 is a good score
The nolt thingie
yeah
Why are bros parents alien then
depends
And why is he sad about it

Necronomicon
if he wants to go to an ivy league then its not that good
You could, albeit it will harm you greatly.
Can I remove it?
Almost perfect*
Would the blade fix it
110 off though
no
Does anyone want to do that
@wild mason nice try
Like if you have this as a dream or ambition
What harm would happen
I'm genuinely sorry for you
the tunnel
it's okay
💔
a piece of your soul would be torn off
But someone else can wield the blade
yes
Why does this university have Hebrew in it's logo
Do I have a kid
no
not really
like the SAT is easier than people think
especially after the digitalization
Carry the sword in secret and return to bow land
But the thing is
Colleges don't really care about your grades
What they care about is your extracurriculars and your dedication to something specific
@frank latch forbid anyone from entering my quarters
I am returning
“Almost”
especially since everyone applying for those colleges already have straight A's and perfect SAT scores
ironically
they want you to do more than just school 👽
real
what if you gave the sword to BoW...
as an heirloom
@frank latch
thats because a 4.0gpa and a 1500+ sat is the baseline for them to even read your application
Excuse me...
why?
Personal reasons
ok
did banan rage quit
prob in dms
Are you talking about colleges in general
@west path have a kid
no just top colleges
or the ivy league
Im here
Ah
@west path I wish to make 10 of the finest swords for the Noltia Military
i mean ok
Goodluck
LOG OFF MORE LIKE STICK OFF 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Shush old man
That would require a lot of practice
you can try
@hollow garden see this is how you alesh
2afelhim Yala!
👽
okay in that case I wanna train my craftsmanship
Toast
Okay bye bye
The Beleian Blade...
It's NOT worth it
can we please end session so i can do school
You can go ngl
Studying to that extent is unhealthy
Well you don't have to stay until the end of it
You are free to do what you want
yeah but blumi would 100% do something
can you HOST
@west path try and see into the future for a few seconds using the force
Make sure I am undisturbed and at a moment of calm
school:
Don't you have to be online
So that they can attack you
prob not
You see large devastation, and a man who seems to be from a time before this.
a man from ancient Noltia
😱
@rose cape stop abusing the bot
@frank latch
@west path try and focus on who this man is
peculiar
5 min
@rose cape stop abusing the bot
Blumi cant attack you if youre off
yes
@hollow garden?
thank u
(its your old body)
O
Seeking the Blade
start of the dutch african empire
@frank latch whats your kingdoms name btw
why do mfs host when i’m at SCHOOL
Nr'madia
this is me btw
Nr'madia will be no more
i’m like napoleon
what
That man possesses power beyond human
Scroll up
How is the game so far?
it’s fun
🤫
engaging the Volk grenadiers
Dead Chat XD
Orion New Network
some updates
light gray color is basically uhm
unorganized natives
/ unorganized culture
the equator line is in the middle of the map, so that means a lot of the world is hot but a lot of it is cold too
i still don't know what i want to do with this
Hosta
it MIGHT
not it HAS
unrealistic rivers, i quit
ggguys he said the line
missed the entire session
COOKED
@wraith quarry brw you basically have lost the war
you cannot, at all, encroach into blumis land
neither can blumi into yours
Defo has
both of u guys are on high alert but one was more devastated than the other
what 👽
wakey wakey tomorrow because your plotline matters
is belemin stronger than me now
do i need to catch up
nope his ass died
Idc tbh
LOL
But I took 4.4k with me
DOING NOTHING WINS AGAIN
venus
Dead Chat XD
Uhm I have the blade
@prime compass you're dead?
I can get that power back
would you play pat mw with acnaq
Old body
The one that caused the chaos
No only qevie map war
It is unique and good
but maybe
Yes
he did just get a relic
But the Blade has all the strength?
on his new life
im so back
i would have certainly participated if i didn’t stay up for a long amount of time and then fell asleep through the session
I want to be an evil witch, and if any other map war can’t let me be one, then i’m not joining
😱😱
shut up you are a GHOST
i have giant mammoth creatures and a giant serpent that manipulates the tide and geography
Im talking abt pat mw???
You js teleport around 🤫
And have such insane plot armour holy shit
Its bigger than the universe
kelon
i need you
pleasa
Fine
he gave me it because i played all of the other things he did
chat you know my mw is awesome when i have to beg mfs to play it
he cant anymor
hes probably gonna die of starvation and old age
Still plot armour
Omg
Fuck
Well i can always be a mage on my next character. It’s fine
Heavy is the head that wears the Crown
You are DEAD from OLD AGE
petition for pins to be cleared out
3
3
1
yes
@west path I'm not dead right?
is this fair?
no youre immortal
inshallah dolphin horse kirby man will become the greatest myth of qevie map war
it worked
Venus is dead
Kelon are you hosting
youre turning into a relic that turns a person into a dolphin horse kirby man once you die btw
how did i even let that exist
@fallen cipher when are you gonna play Bowistan?
I feel so proud of myself for letting that slide
Set a reminder in 20 hours from now (<t:1729784067:f>)
View reminders with the reminders command
fail
@vital latch do you want dolphin horse man to kill venus
wait nvm hes dead
i fogro
☠️
when will you sign up for pat mw
No this would actually be a good thing to end the story instead of dying of old age
when will you stop advertising?
When I get time to play 😔
u already died of old age
What
also around 70 years have passed since mw start
nobody would join anyway
when will you stop gate keeping?
my mw is just like
u shoul
poison to everyone ig
stop advertising too
I don't advertise Bowistan
the sniffer
people sign up for new mws every chance they get, what happened with mine gang 😭
scroll up and your words are gonna prove you wrong
they don
doesn't count btw
as a way to compile everything
i am not putting all the pat mw info in here
some random guy 3000 years from the death of dolphin horse kirby man searching for the holy grail and being confined to speak in dolphin noises
I should have definitely put all of the Bowistan info onto a google doc and then shared it so people could access it
so real
i wanted to write lore about everything in it but now i have burnout and seasonal depression
the intrusive thoughts sound really believable xhat
That seems like an awful thing to do though
Like it would take ages
I would build it up as the map war went on
like nation information
Pat if you feel like writing it write it
so what are my choices now
If you don't don't
just start a new character?
Hm I see
Join me
Like allowing players to know what population they have, their army size and resources would be great
but I didn't start it like that and going back to do this would take ages
But it's good information for if I do another map war
I don’t know, i’ve always been a writer
Ah like archive?
Vengeance is an idiot's game
ye
We are either going to get gta6 before end of bowistan
Or bowistan 2 before gta6
Anyone can still get burnt out from even their most passionate hobbies from time to time
It makes me very uncomfortable and sad to see myself not pursuing my passions like this gang
Idk when im gonna host again but i’ll try to
GTA6
Actually.
Belemin might have something to help..
The Venusian' Mages Blindfold is a relic now, present somewhere in Banamia.
The sword?
Unfortunatley I will die before Bowistan 3
what year is bowistan ending on
Wtf is that
also we got late medieval really early ngl
so is my soul in there or something
how does that work
yk the last stand for the temple and how there was a crystal
Industrial era will be 200 AS or smth i swear
and belemin......
I get it
Thank bow
bow is truly a benevolent deity
Idk what happened recently
if u have been turned into a relic belemin can resurrect you
This is true
if youre a normie that didnt turn into a relic
Qevie is an evil deity
what i do
@frank latch gunpowder...
Idk your just qevie
You can become an absolute powerhouse by seizing jhang gunpowder, and instead of giving it out to the world, you, just like the jhang, can hide its secret, and instead sell it to the world
~owoify
@bold glade: wowza chu can become an absowute powewhouse by seizing jhang gunpowdew, and instead of giving it out tu da wowwd, chu, just wike da jhang, can hide its secwet, and instead seww it tu da wowwd (^³^)

I wish there was a way
Real
Yes, I can
Oh how i wish there was a way
Of course you do
If I have it then why shouldn't everyone else have it?
Is that not the right thing to do
Klez, you are about to unlock the medieval equivalent of a nuclear bomb
@prime compass will you revive me