#🎲game-room
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some fucking vassal is the english
Im Irish
this will not affect me
Transfer the money to his bank account
okay
why am i the irish
For free
@west path you got the money for a boat
what
it was your main kingdom title
should have switched it to England
buy it.
why tho
lol!
how was it the main one
didnt you start in it
no
alr you set sail for Washington
you need a visa
fr
from a valid country
then idk
im going there illegally
alr
im gonna go play ghost recon
@west path you land in an abandoned military base
steal the guns there
ok
If i dont want to blow my cover then i need to be american as hell
what does this mean
@marsh lance why did you death threat acnaq
✅
alr
Im irish i already live in a radioactive wasteland
show them my guns and tell them that i am armed
they need verification from a science corp to let you in
tell them that im trying to make the area more radioactive
to make it be more silly
They will clearly like this
that leveled me up
@west path they immediatly arrest you and confiscate your weapons
you are sent to a court in the USSR
@wild mason its a sign i leveled up
shoot them before they do this
crazy
you kill one
but get knocked unconcious from behind
can i eat my radioactive potato before i fall unconscious
where did that come from
fr
im an irish farmer
Does that not tell you anything
@west path you eat the potato
you still are knocked unconcious
you actually awaken dumped in a pile of rubble inside the rad zone
around here
YES
go search for the amulet
you find an irradiated green necklace that resembles what you saw in the vision
this radiation weaker than a pint of irish beer they aint got SHIT on me
Can i wear it?
Damn this alpha 9 character arc is insane
you also find a book beside it
yes
can i read the book after i put on the amulet
ja
do it
you find incantations for a portal spell
the MW is dead
yeah
imma just do this while i wait for nations fr
where do you go with the spell @west path
Back to ireland
when are we playing roblox
i wll conquer it with the power of good public transport
alr
im not waiting for roblox to update yall should hop on barony
nobody is a richie like you to afford these games
Can we play flooded area
PLEASE
PLEEEEAAASSSEEE
also tfym not waiting for roblox update
it should take like 2 minutes and can be offscreen
barony is like FIFTEEN DOLLARS
that is not that much
also i am not buying barony
Why would you not 😔
what is it even about
Elon Musk got cooked in this one ngl
im literally lower middle class
ok richie
@wild mason are there any other spells
bro oh my god
or do i have to go back to the random ass stones
a spell for farming
instant growth
THE IRISH POTATO FAMINE ENDS HERE
@wild mason Repeatedly use the spell on one of my radioactive potatoes
you now have 50 of them
the english deserve a famine more
can i slightly change the incantation to make them bigger instead of multiplying
yes
@wild mason use my lebron powers to dunk on michael jordan and cast famine on England
do it
alr
i will use the potato as a bridge to new continents
the government asks you to make a bridge from ireland to england
vro did you recover a radioactive amulet from the depths of the washington empire? i think not
Approve this
they will fall
craze
request they bail me out
from my loan
first
do it
@spring bison are we gonna gather the gang to play roblox
,roll 20
:game_die: You rolled 2
epic fail
make the bridge...
k
@noble cradle why have you quit playing Plud
@west path @prime compass @hollow garden @frank latch
thats unhealthy btw
@frosty drum
i'd join aswell
what game
g&b
No
whats that
bad game
tell meee
we should play super bomb survival
my roblox is updating
ill join when it finishes
skull emoji
whats your user
friend lebron hes gonna be the one hosting the server cuh
What happened
I brought back a magical amulet which makes me have practical public transport and make massive potatoes
also he built a potato bridge to england
@wild mason Can i go say my incantations at stonehenge again
Do it.
the stone next to the glowing purple one glows red
@wild mason can we start colonizing the ocean off the coast of the mainland with Atlantan immigrants
ja
also send scouts out to sea to find more land
We can maybe send out a older battleship to explore the high seas
touch it
Churchill got demolished im ngl
how many stones are there
Wait is Alpha on a quest to free Ireland
how many players do we have
idk ngl
im on a quest to stop being shit poor
and use ancient celtic magic to my advantage
you have a vision of a monarch and his family being shot
Do i know where it is going to take place
it already has
@wild mason I still have my guns right
they confiscated it
buy one from a black market dealer
ok
Head there
Maybe we should send some people off to assassinate this man
then you guys lose access to my magic
Also can we get someone to check how stable that potato bridge is
it will be lost forever
yes
it is stable except for the middle
it could fall if there was too much weight on it
We should probably like, starting enforcing a weight limit on the bridge
And maybe set up tolling booths
btw @void axle which way do you send your scouts
im playing brainrot
South of the Mainland
Just make a huge ass potato boat
alr
,roll 20 expand
:game_die: You rolled 17
@wild mason nuke the world
If anybody tries to jump me ill just throw potatoes at them 🥱
,roll 20
:game_die: You rolled 8
Radioactive potatoes.
I sorta want to establish colonies of Atlantans all around the mainland
they are starting to colonize
@wild mason map
Not only will this help better improve race relations, but also helps us get a extra little early warning system
Map!!
Zamn!!!
Is that free land?
Im gonan be
@void axle the USSR tests its first nuclear weapon in the north
yes
A fishermanane
hosting in about 5 minutes
WHAT
@wild mason Have i... arrived..
AH HELL NAH IM OUT
yes
nuh uh play kelon mw first
youll be an atlantian fisherman
dw you are safe
fr
kelon mw seems cancerous
buy a Ushanka
No
it looks like garlic mw 1
and go to where the man was shot
We should send colonists to the new land immediately
alr
its a nonserious mw
Have our explorers continue along the coast
im literally playing as an irish farmer turned sorceror that can manipulate potatoes and make portals
okay
Ramp up our production of nuclear weapons then
@vital latch Does this not sound like peak
glory but can I send a horse at mach 10 towards the president?
Did someone say murder?
YES YOU CAN
crazt
do it
u gotta build up to that though
now
😭
the president is DEAD i think
is this true?
@wild mason i wanna be a Farmer that can manipulate plant growth btw
yeah he was nuked at the end of the first world war
Bye
already taken by @west path
fr
bye
what...
am i the only one who has this magic
😱
ja
Just ask Kelon to throw you in the unexplored world
Irishman potato mage will save you
but I made a blood oath to host at 1pm today
after i find that other magical artifact
I diluted it with water
Also the Soviets have no player
most of my water is water I'm cooked
are you joina
You will learn great arcane secrets
delay the session by 15 mins ong
what do I do with pugoil nation
3
3
1
npc
@wild mason Have i arrived at the scene of the crime
im back
i am not going to break my oath it will piss off ignition union
@prime compass You should... play as a Soviet coal miner who manipulates stones
did we get more players
I massacred miners landing
crap
Host in a thread
hes literally hosting in game forum
What happened
cosmic is a game forum hoster
hold on
I usually do this since it's apparently the only reason #1154279292054798386 hasn't died
@wild mason what is at the scene of the murder
Older version?
sickle and hammer
yeah
alr
The Atlantan colonization of the seas around the mainland disappeared btw
Probably because of that
@marsh lance did you make this
Thanks, we should send that batteship to keep exploring along the coastline
Maybe send some scouts by land with cars
okay
@wild mason say 'Oh glorious founders of the USSR, bless my farms' whilst holding the sickle and hammer (i pray it summons gnomes that do gardening)
nothing happens
you did see a book in the corner of your eye tho
its the communist manifesto
I am now a marxist
read the entirety of it in record time
alr
@wild mason Can i take the hammer and sickle and begin preaching for class equality in ireland
Ok, ok, maybe try getting some of our old blimps to continue exploring, and send off the battleship to keep exploring eastward
you find that the current government in the USSR is not aligned with marxist ideologies
yes
They will perish
Begin preaching for marxist ideals to be embraced by the USSR in the countryside
alr
Support this
Let’s try to colonize the entire island
alr
Use my hammer and sickle to kill them
they have guns
I will march on Washington D.C
and you are handcuffed
Also throw radioactive potatoes at them to make them mutate to death
We should send some people from the FIS to free him
can i reach for a radioactive potato
alr
I dropped a nuke on Washington D.C in hoi4
none left
gotterdammerung reference
Pray to Karl Marx
@wild mason did this result in anything
there was a distraction outside and the left you
the door was left open too
Reach for my hammer or sickle and uncuff myself
Afterwards conjure 50 low wage workers from the tsardom of russia in the 1910s
@west path you were able to get away
We should try and bring in more Atlantan immigrants to the new colony, colonize the waters around it
Maybe send the battleship west from the colony, considering all it found was open ocean east
k
Do i have any new spells
you are able to make people around you rally at your crate stand
Not good enough
for speech
@wild mason Offer up my corporeal form to start a global communist revolution
Chant to karl marx multiple times to make this successful
Stone precious
Ireland will be freed!
Use stone to kill @west path enemies
Hey now
Stone strong
@wild mason I have returned
@wild mason can I
@wild mason did the global communist revolution begin
nuh uh
too op rn
yay
I make you stone
@wild mason how is my jet research coming along
going good
Can i sacrifice my corporeal form to start a communist revolution in Ireland
** Atlanteans land on the Moon **
you could just rally the people fr
i will return as a spirit to regain my physical body back and continue my pursuit of magic 🙏
@wild mason where am I
Can i see world map
northern USSR
Can I help @west path
IRELAND WILL BE FREED
@west path what is your cause
@wild mason make stone walkway to cross sea and ocean
God damn junior!
@wild mason situation in merchants?
Send in the army to crush this rebellion, and use the navy to cut off Ireland from the outside world
alr
Maybe bomb out the Potato Bridge
@void axle 1984
the theocratic regime is losing support
@wild mason how am I doing
you are at the bottom of the ocean
@wild mason how am I doing
And uh, use this to cause a red scare across the empire
stable
Swim to surface!!!
alr
Yay
Increase funding for the democratics
okay
alr hold off on scouting for a little
i gotta do smthn rq
Im gonna mine a lot of stone
And sell it
And money
And Fund qevie
Can I create stone
☠️
Sorta want to support the theocrats but like
We need ALLIES against communism
@wild mason can I create stone
Also am I alive
yea
crazy
@wild mason am I ALIVE
@wild mason we should use the FIS to try and kill the leaders of the Irish communists
Tell me its easier
alr
And keep up that red scare
@wild mason what real life nation is my nation closest to
Atlantis
fr
@wild mason create Huge amounts of stone and sell them all
arent you dead
fr
No
☠️
Power of stone 🤫
fine
Now please create stone and sell
What kind is it
Whatever Kind you want my friend
No
Do you have Plutonium
Why would i buy stone
@prime compass is selling it
@wild mason can I do this 🥺
a limited amount
Ok
bye
Bye Puff
@wild mason Also how much does Washington like us since we did help them rebuild their capital and Help clean nuclear waste
Communist revolution time
Just continue Atlantean colonization
And don’t continue the Communist stuff in my nation while I’m gone
it didnt work, also they are shifting to communism
kay
@frosty drum @marsh lance yall can scout again
i finished what i was doin
@wild mason sell plutonium to skillerz
October 23rd 2077
@marsh lance pls buy stone
okay
🥺
I like stone
Host a map war that is an exact copy of the entire universe
It's theoretically possible
imagine a mw on this
would you play the 1984 mw
3
4
2
im not sigma enough to say yes
wild
How did bro know!?
(Just haven't had time)
We should ban the communists from participating in our parliament
fr
So borders in 2036
Also, ensure that all of our territories are able to freeing participate in our “democracy”
nope
its hoi4
that looks beautiful ngl
Skollar has been here since the beginning
read dms 😈
I did 🤫
yummers
Btw
I would like to apologize for the fact that I misunderstood the exploration thing
I wasn't trying to block it or anything like that
I truly just didn't understand it and I will try to fix that 🙏
https://discord.com/channels/522561390330904585/1296184860582613103 2 factions are up for the taking... session coming maybe tomorrow
should we be concerned?
@wild mason status update on ireland
Yes
sorry it's too late im nuking all of florida
except for miami...
Nuke everything except miami
nuke miami and nothing else
dont you live in california ❓
no I live on mars
@turbid valley pin
yipee
2 polls that already ended
thank you john worldbox
one map for a mw that was supposedly cancelled
real...
3 maps for another mw that was supposedly cancelled

your cooked buddy
as a dying wish
It was going so well too
may I request something?
they told me that it wasn't doing to well and they wanted to try working on something else
@frank latch when host
no

I need to document my findings!!
This will be marvelous work
When. Host.
you know what I told myself after I walked away from my laptop?
"hopefully I've satisfied the critters for a while"
I was wrong
Never
Average game roomer after a 9 hour session is hosted:
You made bowistan good again
You should be addicted to https://discord.com/channels/522561390330904585/1296184860582613103 instead of bowistan
Let's make bowistan great again
real
Kleza I need this
A mw a day
Keeps the game roomers away
Awake?
bowistaning was not gaming for 8 hours
9*
only fish does that
and blumi
a klez or bowistan mw a day keeps the addiction away!
Klez making klez mw
Or maybe even every day if i’m crazy enough
Who knows
Funny how we both work with eachother in bowistan and klez mw 🤔
oh my days
should i ever give you aid knowing this…
Yes
Or I burn the books
Or sell them to skillerz...
if youre dead then idk if theyre even gonna be written
H-hell naw
But the Maizan Empire is supporting me
youll get your aid
except i lied
What
You dont even have the materials to write
I have a journal myself 👽
Did someone say sell books to me 😃
Not good enough…
Only if qevie doesnt give me my aid
true
I only hosted for 4 hours apparently
What
Qevie im allying with skillerz and klez to bring you down
And nolt
And amazting
And lebron
And fakher
6v1 napoleon numbers
I did nothing
I just forgot to give you books
Aoskfke
I have one myself
@frank latch i have a journal right?
yea
why do u think thats enough to document your travels 😭
What else do I need 😔
Im just writin my findings
I hope they do not get used for wrong and evil
Should we start a religion in Bowistan for Belemin?
Yes
where to start it
I agree with this statement
These writings definitely getting used for evil
I have 2 places in mind for it
Tell me
If they do I will gather allies fr
Either, Noltia or Sharikhist Maizan
Well aren't there 6 great religions already?
That I made during my travels
You could make belemin a saint or a prophet to one of them
Real
,roll maizan, noltia
:game_die: noltia
but all of them already have saints and prophets
though I think it could be retconned
(as all good religions do)
Real
hamilton, track 11, line 121
go for it
Volagia?
Head west
Skollar is east
It's a great nation indeed
West nvm
@hollow garden im meeting you next session btw
Where to
I go west
Run
To Aegis
based
but only if you invade the nation west of you
@frank latch who controls aegis rn
he's already doing that
And return to Maizan
oh
no I'm not letting you in
Leborn
I'm not even really sure at this point
I don't want Delarian state secrets in Maizan libraries 😔✊
@frank latch you should do belemin's movement in between sessions btw
Gtg im at 1%
Lebron probably still wants to be a non-ruler
🙏
Cya
Ok bye!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Well why don't you let him?
I didn't really understand why you were against it when he asked in the session
but any choices I have Aegis make during that period will just be seen as biased or something
But he wouldn't be aegis
@frank latch is this andorra?
Why would he care?
Can confirm
because he quit the map war
Aegis got invaded
sued for peace
lost territory
and he rejoined
and caused problems out of it
It's his responsibility
👽
@frank latch wtf is going on here btw
you do constantly bring it up
river shit
We don't have to talk about that lol
no?
i should intervene 🤔
@frank latch is this muscovy?
well
I would tell you
but
it's a wee bit complicated
gonorrhea
tell me now
Literally
@frank latch please make this become a great nation
I would do anything
So
the main government (the one which existed before all of these rebellions, which is called the Holy Empire)
(I didn't name it)
This nation blockades and taxes any Delarian products going through the river towards the north
@hollow garden if you invaded fish and took these cities you would instantly win
(joke btw)
true
So anyway
unreal...
It's okay
I will support a good cause
Even if it hurts me personally
crazy how it wasnt even the former gaoli lands
True
Because i treat them well
so why did the rebellion happen
maybe its because you're a capitalist
and a centrist
@frank latch be honest is the Vogalian monarchy cooked
@marsh lance nuke vogalia
ew
The Sharikhist church (Qevie's religion) claimed the monarch Celestine, also believe to be the prophet of Solenianism (Pat's religion) was illigetimate
That caused a whole schism
in the end it resulted in Vogalia's old government and the ruling house of Celestine to be classified as "illegitimate"
So a new house needed to be instated, so it was up to a council that formed out of the old government to choose a house to instate as monarch
A house was chosen after a race for influence
Then another house with support of other houses believing that the council is also illegitimate since it was part of the old government and thus couldn't choose a new monarchy (they were just salty they weren't chosen) so they tried to forcefully seize the throne and they started a military campaign to retake Vogalia
that..
that was too complicated
The vollagian republic is happening inshallah
Idk why im lowkey losing rn though
I have a majority of the cities
And the way the Vogalian army works..
But how is this relevant
@frank latch what are the MALE populations of the rebel cities
you haven't made any meaningful campaigns to retake lost territory though
ok thanks
Like why is qevie declaring pat's leader illegitimate even mean to pat's nobles?
Like if I declare Terrone leader a fascist
(he is by the way)
@frank latch is this metagaming?
Thank you bow for acknowledging it
Yes
it was an agreement to remove the house of Celestine in order to keep the peace between their nations
I will map the city
Pat made that decision
We need to do a smaller scale map war
one sec
Like city scale
Pat didnt have nobility it was a theocracy
and there was no way to prove her leader was legitimate
I'm saying an example
and it was proven false too
@marsh lance should
The pond isn't that
I had the idea of doing that a long time now
called it Map Battles
but I never did anything with it
But why what your opinion is would matter
i believe in you pat
When can I kill the rebels
@marsh lance you should
Gruh
I don't really have a number
but an estimate would be maybe 10 - 20 thousand
Who hosted this
first session of #1296662618962133012 done, it went pretty well ngl
@marsh lance PAT PAT PAT
well
Hiii
I hope it went well
twovo
probably around half of the total population
why wasn't I pinged 😔
not enough clamplication
Also why not hosta here?
you were 
wouldn't it be equal to the female population?
add fully fleshed out internal factions with a lot of
oh I guess I was busy then
interactibility
(edited)
It was the Vogalian peoples decision, after the height of the schism our scholars did some research (totally not metagaming caused by low self esteem) and they found it was true that she was illegitimate 🤯
- kelon was hosting here
- someone needs to use game forum or it'll be whisked away
~bt
yeah the monarchy is cooked
Definitely
@rose cape: It's a great solution, and after release our experts (not metagame experts) tested it and found it to be fun.
Qevie claimed that soleianism said nothing about the gods having bloodlines, which is true, but that means it also said nothing about NOT having bloodlines, but uhh whatever
@frank latch I think I get it now why you don't want to retreat form that colony
which colony?
I am not a scholar dont @ me
Seems fair to me
(and they're territories, not colonies)
this one
The halatian one
real
wait
i never studied Soleianism ok bro
guh
@quick idol is this your nation?
Real
Retconning my religion to align with qevies superiority complex
ah
I know what happened here
- it's verbally more complicated then most mw's hosted in game room game room, most mw's here you get one sentence responses max; this mw that is the minimum
Literally
@marsh lance it's ok pat
Soleinaism will rule
why?
if it isnt in the holy book its probably not acceptable…
Gang BoW is gonna railroad my defeat in this civil war 😭
No I get the sentiment now
Do you prefer qevie or alpha
See i never had a holy book
It's valid
oh
can i send maizani forces to occupation you (/j)
Oh my days
Bye
oh
What is this internet
I cant say passed down by word of mouth
everytime I see one of these "tone indicators" I lose a part of myself
because it has Or*l in it
say pat what are the rebels demands
I haven't really paying attention
That they be put in charge
it literally means joking cuh
Massacre them ngl
HIIIII
I am NOT putting these cringe ass lesser nobles in power…
How are yall
HI NSO!!
(/j) is short for joking 😭
to seize the throne
HIIIII PAT!!!
They didnt even pass the final review test 😭
Theyre salty
@marsh lance is it too bad of a fate if volagia becomes an aristocracy
This is why you should have codified the successor with LAW
Is their a session of something
@marsh lance ask for peace talks with the rebels
Brutally murder them at the peace talks
Like
merchant republic would be better because their copium would be seen as copium
No just yapping
idk man gives me vibes of when someone told me to unironically use these in all my messages https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tone_indicator
A tone indicator or tone tag is a symbol attached to a sentence or message sent in a textual form, such as over the internet, to explicitly state the intonation or intent of the message, especially when it may be otherwise ambiguous. Tone indicators start with a forward slash (/), followed by a short series of letters, usually a shortening of an...
Full on dismember
Since everyone would have fair chances
Skollar is Cool frfr
Klez can I go delcaraiai
I HATE tone indicators
Ill have to see
ok /j
KLEZ!!!!
@west path if klez declines me Access to his land will you invade him pls
why
cus everything you say is a joke?
/j
🥺
I can let you use our infrastructure to pass through
no i use (/j) to abbreviate joke
lmao, lol, you're so funny bow /j
I just want to learn culture amd arts
Food
The hutts are a stain on the galaxy
History

its more subtle and less visible
I'm going to murder you
I have never met my eyes with a single innocent civilian hutt
Please have mercy 🙏
State secrets
(/j) right
Hutts and wookies seem interesting to just sit and have a beer with
when is bro invading? is he stupid?
I own his nation he cant
They would have a completely different outlook on life
Stop spoiling things
No way northern bay is a desert
Klez Klez
@frank latch your planet is a sauna
no, /srs
Real
What
🤫
no homo
@frank latch confirm that i bought out all of Jhang today
Heat bias
I love you too
Give me tundra or give me death
no
oh right
I forgot about that
sorry
You aren't staying
I live in Florida
I'm allowed to be biased
Stupi
Bow
I only know heat
you literally are norway