🎲game-room

[spring bison]

but oil's ban is just fascism

[prime compass]

1984

[frosty drum]

Not 1974

[prime compass]

Executive decisison 😔

What

[wild mason]

do you guys wanna do a mw

[prime compass]

Its 1am

[void axle]

Make a new game room emergency server?

[frosty drum]

Sure

[frosty drum]

No

[spring bison]

One of the wounded protesters told me that when the Young Sords arrived the police suddenly started leaving. The thugs then descended on the peaceful protesters, killing two and wounding dozens. When the police returned almost an hour later they didn't pursue these criminals but instead arrested the peaceful protesters who had stayed to help the wounded.

[wild mason]

where would yall like to spawn

[void axle]

Are you offering?

[spring bison]

west most big island

[wild mason]

color and name plz

[prime compass]

east most big island

[spring bison]

red

lebronland

[prime compass]

blue

beleminland

[spring bison]

lets do a tordesilhas and divide the world in the middle

[prime compass]

🔥🔥

[midnight ocean]

@wild mason do you think this could be your opportunity to bring new rebrs into game room

[wild mason]

color and name

fr

[frosty drum]

@wild mason actually I can't join rn

[wild mason]

alr imma place npcs

rq

[limpid plover]

OOO

[frosty drum]

https://tenor.com/view/bertram-jessie-kevin-chamberlain-gif-18805577

[prime compass]

@wild mason build big boomba

[void axle]

bottom left island, black

[wild mason]

steampunk

fr

[prime compass]

,roll 20

[haughty inlet]

belemin_

:game_die: You rolled 3

[prime compass]

,roll 20

[haughty inlet]

belemin_

:game_die: You rolled 19

[prime compass]

Ez

[wild mason]

1 roll only

fr

[prime compass]

Ok

[wild mason]

also what era should this be

[prime compass]

,roll 20

[haughty inlet]

belemin_

:game_die: You rolled 9

[wild mason]

fr

[prime compass]

Uhhh

Modern for big boomba

[wild mason]

nah

how about ww1 era

[prime compass]

,roll 20 fart bomb

[haughty inlet]

belemin_

:game_die: You rolled 7

[prime compass]

Uhh

Imma go sleep

[void axle]

What are we rolling for

[wild mason]

no idea

[prime compass]

Big boomba

,roll 20

[haughty inlet]

belemin_

:game_die: You rolled 20

[prime compass]

Ez

[wild mason]

alr whatcha gonna do guys

actions

also no big boomba yet

[prime compass]

Big boomba

BOOOOOO

[void axle]

Can we see the map with the nations present

[wild mason]

ye onse sec

[prime compass]

Ok bye

[west path]

@midnight ocean opinion on me beating qud in classic mode

I finally did it

[west path]

after like 20 hours of attempts

[midnight ocean]

you shapeshifted into a level 45 endgame enemy

that feels like cheating

[wild mason]

color and name

[frank latch]

@void axle can you fill out information about your nation please?

[west path]

through legitimate means

[west path]

👽 the game literally gives you this option

[void axle]

Yeah give me a second

[west path]

its not cheating if the game allows it

[wild mason]

color and name

fr

[midnight ocean]

true but like kenshi also lets you exploit the shit out of it which I do on the regular but it just turns it into a different game

[void axle]

We should begin expansion across our island, establishing towns to use to place our control

[wild mason]

want to go along the coast or inland

[void axle]

along the coast

[wild mason]

ok

[frank latch]

Valara
Gold/Yellow

[west path]

ok but pouring warm static on yourself isnt exploiting

[frank latch]

that looks kind of green

[midnight ocean]

its gambling did you save scum or did you just get extremely lucky

[west path]

Its classic mode

[west path]

how would i savescum on classic mode

[midnight ocean]

alt+f4:

[frank latch]

danke 🙏

[wild mason]

np

fr

[west path]

That… does not work on classic

iirc

[marsh lance]

Color: Prussian Blue

Name: Viscena

[west path]

Lucky btw

[frank latch]

two v named nations on the same islands

[marsh lance]

I will DESTROY you…

[frosty drum]

@marsh lance @frank latch who will win

[frank latch]

nuh uh

[frank latch]

def me

[marsh lance]

What if we were friends

[midnight ocean]

what the game saves every few screens it just ends when you die but you dont game over if you just force quit before it can save

[west path]

Idk but why would i play classic and savescum

The whole thing is no saving

😭

[void axle]

Nation Color: #800000
Nation name: The Empire of the Falling Moon
Nation capital: Qanlandia

(Im creatively bankrupt)

[midnight ocean]

I would alt f4 if I had some bullshit happen to me tbh

[marsh lance]

chat is this a session

[midnight ocean]

Im a save scummer who likes long runs thats why I dont play classic

[west path]

sadly i just tanked it

[void axle]

You said world war I era tech?

[west path]

took the Ls

[wild mason]

ja

[marsh lance]

This is definitely a future facist state

[west path]

U can get long runs in classic

[frank latch]

Idk how to use color id

[west path]

it js needs u to take measured approaches and approach with caution

[void axle]

Maroon

[midnight ocean]

your chance of dying genuinely increases the more powerful you get in qud

[west path]

also why i like it

[spring bison]

Rayne superior

[wild mason]

actions

[west path]

Fighting a chitin puma at level 5:

[frank latch]

nvm I just figured it out lol

[midnight ocean]

thinking your strong enough to melee at level 35 and then getting punched through a wall and phasing out of reality by one of those weird ape things:

[west path]

Why would you MELEE at level 35

[spring bison]

there is no way

[void axle]

We should start digging out coastal fortifications to defend ourselves from foreign attack

[marsh lance]

Without media control this article would be radically slandering rayne

[void axle]

And maybe like, keep expanding alongside the coast

[marsh lance]

Good job lebrona

[midnight ocean]

in close quarters your sometimes forced to

[west path]

See classic mode Qudders would never make this rookie mistake

[west path]

Tactics and kickback:

[midnight ocean]

proc gen underground ruins are the most dangerous places in qud

[spring bison]

im banning them when the decrees come

[midnight ocean]

kickback is goated but its a strength save so a lot of enemies can muscle through it

[west path]

i am PARANOID the second i have to clear a historic site

I hate turrets

@midnight ocean also i found out you can kill lampreys if you brute force through them

[wild mason]

@marsh lance @frank latch actions fr

[midnight ocean]

when its insanely good loot but its vantablooms and stat saps:

[marsh lance]

Begin expanding west

[west path]

they have a number of uses on their cloning ability i think

[west path]

That would make me kms ngl

[midnight ocean]

this is false you probably just had high enough speed or got lucky

[west path]

I did oneshot them

[midnight ocean]

this happened to me more than once because of cult generation

[marsh lance]

Is this ww1 tech?

[wild mason]

ja

[west path]

My condolences

@midnight ocean when make postgame run

[midnight ocean]

vantablooms are so evil

[frank latch]

Expand north
looking for coal, iron, lead and copper deposits

[marsh lance]

Type shit,
Begin building steel foundries in urban centers and rudimentary drydocks for shipbuilding 😱

[midnight ocean]

when theres an actual postgame ending so 1.0

[west path]

Also ngl roleplay mode qud feels so stupidly easy

[void axle]

Do we have a industry? If we do, we should begin to produce bayonets for our military

[midnight ocean]

it is once you know how to play

[west path]

also when are you hopping on Barony

[void axle]

To improve our ability to fight in cities

[wild mason]

you found rich veins of copper and coal in some mountains

[west path]

Does this mean i know how to play Qud now?

[void axle]

And also continue coastal expansion

[wild mason]

gotcha

[midnight ocean]

Im so ass at barony ive played it a good amount but have only ever beat the basic ending like twice

[wild mason]

also gotcha

[west path]

Blawg i havent even gotten to the ending

[midnight ocean]

Once you learn how to walk diagonally you know how to play

[west path]

im ass at barony too

[midnight ocean]

I meant beating the boss of the base dungeon not the extra stuff afterwards

ive literally never beaten the true ending

[west path]

No i havent gotten to Herx

I died at the labyrinth i think

due to desync

[midnight ocean]

The trick is those stupid ass orbs you literally cannot beat the game without them

[west path]

No like i have NOT physically reached herx

Also dont u get those on 2nd floor and then one at another secret floor

[midnight ocean]

real but like it doesnt matter if you do if you dont get all the orbs

[midnight ocean]

yeah its cooked

[west path]

Dont the orbs give u buffs and let u progress further

like

they make it possible to reach “postgame”

[midnight ocean]

they give you practically necessary buffs like even speedrunners get the orbs because you just cannot beat the game without them

[frank latch]

🔥
Begin operations to extract the coal in copper
in the mean time
if possible begin expanding our agricultural sector and giving out subsidies to farmers in order to increase crop production
At the same time run programs to increase our population

[wild mason]

@void axle some scouts from the north begin first contact

with the Empire of the Grass

dumb name fr

[wild mason]

alr

[west path]

Crazy

[void axle]

Maybe its time to expand northwards, in search of industrial resources like iron and coal. If we can find it, we can begin increasing our industrialization by allowing for increased electrification.

[wild mason]

okay

[void axle]

Higher amounts of electrification will allow for a more stable society

[midnight ocean]

I mean the last speedrun I watched was years ago so maybe the meta changed

[void axle]

Oh, is that a NPC I see?

[west path]

it prob didnt

btw major barony update this oct

[wild mason]

you settle a large plain with a huge mountain in the middle, it holds a lot of Coal and Iron

[west path]

its apparently the biggest content update theyve ever put out

[marsh lance]

@wild mason continue expanding west by using an idea of Manifest destiny, begin expanding north aswell in search of mountain ranges!!

[midnight ocean]

fr? I remember I stopped playing around the last major update which was pretty big

[wild mason]

ye

[west path]

so we get Qud 1.0, Barony major update and SoR2 ALL IN OCTOBER

[wild mason]

okay

[west path]

Dear god

[wild mason]

letsa see

[west path]

How will i play all of that

[west path]

Yeah

also did u leave at quality of death

Or eat my hat

[spring bison]

a

[wild mason]

@frank latch @marsh lance the grand merchant republic of Koloya lands merchant ships on your ports

[void axle]

We should try and negotiate unification with them, maybe adopt their monarchy?

[marsh lance]

Offer trade with them

[wild mason]

the empire of grass are still wary of you

but relations did improve

[frank latch]

request to establish official diplomatic relations and request trade agreements for steel and iron

[frank latch]

Bowistan: (Player Nation) The Empire of the Falling @void axle
Capital: Qanlandia
Government Type: Imperial Monarchy

[marsh lance]

@wild mason continue expanding north, encourage a two child policy to increase our birthrates, failure to produce quota will not result in punishment but is REQUIRED to try 🗣️

To increase population

[frank latch]

"quota" 💀

Children are just a product

[wild mason]

fr

[marsh lance]

I had to word this carefully because i dont want to get banned

[void axle]

We should consider the production of cars, maybe try and establish one national company that can produce a cheap motor vehicle? To allow this, we will have to search our shores for oil

[marsh lance]

Talking about birthrates in mws

[wild mason]

you find deposits of oil on the eastern coast

[frank latch]

@wild mason expand and request the recognition of these claims

@marsh lance I would like to send diplomats to you

[marsh lance]

Can i make official claims with you actually

[void axle]

We should expand more around that era then, along the coast

[wild mason]

the merchant republic is wary of the Viscenian expansion, they recognize your claims

[void axle]

Incase there’s more offshore oil

[wild mason]

okay

[frank latch]

☺️ I'm a buffer state

[frank latch]

sure

which are?

[marsh lance]

@frank latch @wild mason do we recognize these claims

[wild mason]

ja

[frank latch]

I'd prefer to stick with the ones previously agreed upon by the republic

however
if they allow

we will agree to it

[marsh lance]

You are getting more

[frank latch]

ik

[wild mason]

they agree with those claims

[marsh lance]

Do not let the republic meddle in our politics

[frank latch]

splendid

[marsh lance]

Why would you need their approval

[frank latch]

we're neighbors

[wild mason]

dominant trade power

[frank latch]

and we should respect each other's territory and claims in order to prevent conflict

[void axle]

We should try and establish some sort of puppet regime in this region as a buffer to the empire of the grass

[marsh lance]

True

[wild mason]

alr

what will it be called

[limpid plover]

1

Hello cool people

[marsh lance]

@wild mason continue expanding north, begin building mines within them to search for vital minerals like coal and metals

[wild mason]

hi NSO

[wild mason]

okay

[limpid plover]

Hiii kelon

[void axle]

The Principality of Tin

[elder arch]

Bronze is better

🥱

[wild mason]

coincidentally, you found rich deposits of tin in the mountains there

[elder arch]

Who uses the WEAK material of TIN.

IT SUCKS.

[limpid plover]

Ooo

[wild mason]

a ton of grand ancient empires

[limpid plover]

Cool

[elder arch]

,roll 999999999 discover steel

[haughty inlet]

hgame

:game_die: You rolled 379165083

[limpid plover]

You make bronze with it??

[elder arch]

I win.

[frosty drum]

You failed

[marsh lance]

@wild mason establish colonies in the blue and major ports in the yellow

[limpid plover]

Pat pat

[void axle]

We should continue expansion, using it to justify a monarchy

[marsh lance]

Nso nso!

[frank latch]

@wild mason invest money into building infrastructure (specifically docks and access to ships) in this territory and begin promoting settlers to the territory

[void axle]

We shall say that we are the people of god

Along the way, we can invest into establishing port cities, allowing us to supply our expedition by sea

[wild mason]

while colonizing, you came in contact with ships from the Great Kingdom of Britannia

[frank latch]

nuke them

[void axle]

WWI; the prime time of nuclear weapons

[frank latch]

@wild mason request diplomatic negotiations and provide them with knowledge of the surrounding territories as well as clear indication of our territorial claims

[wild mason]

@void axle the Empire of Grass is intimidated and offers to unite with you

[wild mason]

okay

[void axle]

We shall agree, and fold them into our newfound empire

[frank latch]

crazy

[limpid plover]

😢

[wild mason]

the Britons demand this area

[frank latch]

counter offer

[wild mason]

they agree to this

[marsh lance]

@wild mason to establish a greater authority, proclaim the “Imperial Authority of Vasca”
Otherwise known as the Kingdom of Vasca (i fogor what my last name was, but this is just a new wording of it to fit the times)

[wild mason]

okay

[frank latch]

expand these to these territories
with the intention in mind to settle and build roads, rail-lines and other ways of access to the area in order to put in infrastructure

[wild mason]

@frank latch @marsh lance there are rumors of a grand empire of the sea in the East

[void axle]

The Holy Empire of Sobea and Grass shall be proclaimed

[frank latch]

wait

which nation are you?

[void axle]

We hold divine right over this island!

We are the very sons and daughters of god!

[marsh lance]

Make moves to establish long routes in these lines along the coast, to enable greater security of infrastructure @wild mason

[marsh lance]

Your neighbor 👽

[frank latch]

Idk why I thought you were the green

[marsh lance]

😭

[wild mason]

also this

read this

[marsh lance]

We’re cooked

[frank latch]

@marsh lance we should agree to a defense pact

[void axle]

We shall complete our control of the coast, and continue the expansion of port cities into the region

[wild mason]

do you want to annex your puppet

[void axle]

Yes

[marsh lance]

I agree, as long as we promise free trade among eachother

[wild mason]

k

[frank latch]

👍

[marsh lance]

What is your name

[frank latch]

Valara

[marsh lance]

Valaran Vascan trade pact 😱

[frank latch]

🔥

[limpid plover]

I will

[frank latch]

@wild mason can I get a map of our islands please?

[wild mason]

yes

[frosty drum]

That looks like japan

[wild mason]

i added some easter eggs

fr

[frosty drum]

IRELAND
SCOTLAND
ENGLAND

WHERES WALES

[wild mason]

highways?

[void axle]

We shall begin the mission to build a grand fleet. Over the next few years, we must complete the construction of several capital ships, like the world has never seen before. To accommodate them, we shall build ships of all types, from small frigates and corvettes for coastal defence to destroyers and cruisers for the defence of our capital ships. We shall build 40 small minelaying ships now, so that if we are attacked early on in our mission of a grand fleet, we can lay down fields on the seas to destroy their ships.

[wild mason]

This is awesome

it will be done

[marsh lance]

@wild mason begin construction of the “Grand Vascan Railway” between the most geographically important cities within this railway system (orange) and the rail lines (red) to increase our infrastructure, this will constitute a boom in rail industry, expanding steelworks and construction of new engines

[frank latch]

@wild mason Build rail-lines between these points and establish a port city here (the arrow)

[frank latch]

you do know you can send the image and the text at the same time
right?

[marsh lance]

Bro didn’t annex his claims

[marsh lance]

HOW!!

[frank latch]

like this

[frank latch]

(you just upload the image with the text)

idk-

[void axle]

It will surely eat up large amounts of our resources

So we should probably begin to consolidate our control over our island

[wild mason]

yes

and expand inland

fr

[frank latch]

@wild mason annex

[void axle]

Yeah, so we can keep funding the project for our ships

[frosty drum]

@marsh lance sup

[marsh lance]

@wild mason use the railway infrastructure to help us expand northeast, using our colonies as stepping stones to make moves towards annexing our half of the island, increase agricultural productivity by building new small industrial plants in rurual towns to produce farming equipment, fertilizer, and other necessities to help decrease the parity between urban and rural areas

[marsh lance]

Hello skilla

[void axle]

Now, we wait, and keep putting resources behind our fleet project

[wild mason]

okay

[void axle]

This take a lot of time

So it gives other players time to do moves and actions!

[marsh lance]

@wild mason also begin expanding west towards the border of our claims with BoW

[wild mason]

can you resend the claims

[marsh lance]

Here it is

[wild mason]

thanks

[frank latch]

can I request a change?

[marsh lance]

What is it

[marsh lance]

To compensate for the northern land you took

Do we have terms

[frank latch]

I keep the current territory I own
other than that
yes

[marsh lance]

@wild mason we have a deal

[wild mason]

okay

@frank latch the Merchant Republic informs you of their colony on the southern island

[frank latch]

alr

[void axle]

How long does a year take in this MW btw

[wild mason]

since the railway was built within 2 turns i would say 1

[frank latch]

annex this territory

[void axle]

Alright, that gives everyone a good like, a good 40 ish turns before I come knocking in the local area

[frank latch]

@marsh lance this is okay right?

[wild mason]

k

[marsh lance]

Yes

[frank latch]

k

[wild mason]

you can do government reforms in the meantime

if you want

[frank latch]

👍

[marsh lance]

@wild mason annex this territory to align with our claims

[spring bison]

Hawker is silenced

[void axle]

We should start consolidating the government under the monarchy, with a limited parliament and Royal Council to give the illusion of democracy

[spring bison]

the assasination is done

[wild mason]

@marsh lance btw a Gilled man riding a Collosal Squid made first contact on the eastern coast

[void axle]

It’s like a reverse British empire

[spring bison]

the enemies of the Sordish State are removed one by one

[marsh lance]

Expand the Vascan Railway to our annexed territories @wild mason

[wild mason]

alr

[wild mason]

kay

[marsh lance]

Absolutely cray

[wild mason]

he says he is from Selenius

[frank latch]

@wild mason what's the biome like?

[wild mason]

where you are?

[elder arch]

is this the entire map

[wild mason]

mountainous and hilly

[wild mason]

no

[frank latch]

hmm

[frosty drum]

@marsh lance Hello Pat

[marsh lance]

We are wary of him, but we ask him more about his society

[marsh lance]

Hi skilla

[wild mason]

@frosty drum

[frosty drum]

We love water

@marsh lance

[marsh lance]

True

[wild mason]

@frank latch @marsh lance settlers arrive on the northern island

[west path]

@rose forge Barony............

[rose forge]

again??

[west path]

Yeah im addicted

[rose forge]

oki

[west path]

what'd you expect

[wild mason]

hi alpha

[west path]

i literally play qud 24/7

[rose forge]

well u try hosting this time

[west path]

hi kelon

[wild mason]

hru

[west path]

@rose forge EHK36

[west path]

Uhh

• addicted to barony
• addicted to qud
• dying from bad internet
• ok

[marsh lance]

From where

[frank latch]

Annex the remaining territory and expand our rail-network to encompass this

[wild mason]

they wont tell

[rose forge]

ah seems like barony just has it's own server hosting

[wild mason]

okay

[west path]

whar

[spring bison]

my Sordland

[marsh lance]

@wild mason combat this by sending settlers north, and establish small port colonies on the northern island, use our rail network and manifest destiny to annex and integrate the rest of our half of the island

[wild mason]

the garlic part is truth

[wild mason]

k

[frank latch]

THIS IS UNFATHOMABLY BASED

[frosty drum]

This is BEAUTIFUL

[wild mason]

erm speaking of tech rush

[spring bison]

fuck you

[wild mason]

@marsh lance @frank latch @frosty drum @void axle ww2 era technology

also your fleet is finished

[frosty drum]

Nice

[spring bison]

https://youtu.be/BYiBbxDFLy0?si=GYf56XBMKclonmIe btw this is peak

[marsh lance]

So peak

[elder arch]

don't forget me making a bunch of things and then abandoning it 3 weeks later

[marsh lance]

CRA ZEE!

[frank latch]

the last two 🗿

[frank latch]

nice

[spring bison]

this is why we are opps

[frank latch]

he he he

[elder arch]

Also the horrible war plans

And me giving up after losing 1 kilometer of land to cosmic

[void axle]

Which one

[wild mason]

the reporting everyone

fr

i was a victim of it

[void axle]

We must do one final thing before we can set sail

[marsh lance]

https://tenor.com/view/take-my-money-heres-my-card-here’s-my-card-card-take-my-card-gif-5650338825958178904

[limpid plover]

Where me 😢

[marsh lance]

@frank latch

[wild mason]

wassat

[void axle]

We must put a plane onto a boat

[frosty drum]

https://tenor.com/view/jimmy-neutron-cool-photos-sunglasses-cool-jimmy-walking-gif-24614437

[wild mason]

🤯

[elder arch]

bro is NOT making an aircraft carrier

😭

[wild mason]

world's first aircraft carrier

insane

[elder arch]

it's just going to sink

unless the boats are like

made out of steel

[void axle]

Specifically like, a biplane onto a corvette

[balmy epoch]

where is ramady committing jihad against Israel,

[void axle]

For the funny!

[wild mason]

https://tenor.com/view/boom-mind-blown-mind-blowing-eyeglasses-gif-15569009

[marsh lance]

@wild mason begin to improve our drydocks and shipbuilding industry, invest in a large capitol fleet, with 1 modern battleship 6 large dreadnoughts
14 frigates and dozens of auxiliary ships, including an investment into private companies building cruise liners

[void axle]

But we will have to take the biplane off the boat before it sinks

[marsh lance]

Im KEEPING my ww1 tech

Or atleast

[wild mason]

cant you refine steel

[marsh lance]

Keeping the aesthetic

[wild mason]

okay

[void axle]

I mean yeah but I’m doing this for the funny

[wild mason]

chad

bruh i need more ideas for events

[balmy epoch]

btw with how many people are getting banned mega mw is gonna be on a separate server probably

[wild mason]

crazyee

[elder arch]

https://tenor.com/view/minigames-pandemonium-pandemonium-door-30-roblox-roblox-pressure-gif-9790497332185465507

[marsh lance]

First war when

[void axle]

The first ever aircraft carrier will have been a biplane on a small corvette in dry dock

[wild mason]

one day

fr

[void axle]

And the first aircraft carrier will have been decommissioned within minutes

[wild mason]

british war on scotland

[marsh lance]

@wild mason pressure the blue settlers to tell us where they come from, continue expanding on our home island and the north island

[elder arch]

Is this earth

[marsh lance]

Temu england

[elder arch]

What

[wild mason]

they are from the Grand Republic of Washington

[marsh lance]

AMERICA IS CRAZY

[wild mason]

i added easter eggs

[wild mason]

@marsh lance @frank latch do you intervene

[void axle]

We shall set sail and begin the conquest of that small island!

[wild mason]

epic

[marsh lance]

@wild mason make statements that they are only allowed to expand on the purple line, our claims are the blue line

[marsh lance]

Idrc about british people

[wild mason]

the colonial command rejects this

[void axle]

British “people” you mean

[spring bison]

I might have uhh

[elder arch]

@spring bison would you survive in this situation?

[spring bison]

ok im not risking it

[void axle]

We shall establish a grand new city there, and this city will act as our forward base for our navy

[wild mason]

okay

[spring bison]

yes

[marsh lance]

THE IMPERIALISTS!!

[void axle]

We must also begin the construction of a grand new technology; the Blimp

[elder arch]

https://tenor.com/view/pandemonium-pressure-roblox-minigames-fish-gif-15171357108928109444

[spring bison]

ok wtf youtube

this youtube mix is insane

[wild mason]

alr

[spring bison]

it literally placed an ww2 german song right next to 2 communist songs

[elder arch]

how does this map war work btw

[wild mason]

crazee

[frank latch]

@wild mason jump on the opportunity to seize their territory on our island

[wild mason]

okay

[spring bison]

and the rest is just hungarian rock for some reason

[west path]

I scream

[void axle]

These war-blimps shall be used to defend our new Island from foreign invaders when the navy cannot be present

[wild mason]

you just kinda start on an island

do industry

expansion

[frank latch]

@marsh lance thoughts?

[elder arch]

so its like an ocean world?

[wild mason]

yea

[west path]

@stiff roost hows your qud run going

[void axle]

How strong is the fleet of these bretons?

[elder arch]

OK

[wild mason]

they have the strongest fleet in the isles

but you have more ships

[elder arch]

https://tenor.com/view/pressure-pressure-roblox-pandemonium-pandemonium-roblox-minigame-gif-6373311547310760631

[frank latch]

wait
who's invading who?

[void axle]

Hm.

[frank latch]

https://tenor.com/view/shocked-anime-personabeys-personabey-realization-gif-25244102

[wild mason]

britain is invading scotland

[void axle]

Do I try and help destroy the British or do I help the British out…

[frank latch]

ah shoot

I'm cooked

@marsh lance we must force a Scottish vicotry

[vital latch]

what is this temu uk

[wild mason]

yes fr fr

[void axle]

@wild mason demand Irish submission to the Empire

[marsh lance]

@wild mason establish the first official miliatry of Vasca,
Mandatory conscription during times of war is necessary. Organize it into regiments based on city and region. Expand into new industries such as textiles for uniforms and gunsmithing for equipment, aswell as establishing designated artillery regiments

[void axle]

OR ELSE

[wild mason]

they agree since the dont like the scottish or the british

[frank latch]

China ahh scenario

[wild mason]

truth

[void axle]

Yippee!

[wild mason]

they become a puppet state

[void axle]

If such is true, then we must become stronger

[frank latch]

crazy

[void axle]

We must become better

[vital latch]

puppet states are way too over simplified in mw's imo, it's not exactly having another nation under your thumb...

[wild mason]

complese occupation of northern ireland

[wild mason]

they can rebel and stuff

right

fr

[marsh lance]

True

[frank latch]

@wild mason begin sending aid to Scotland in the form of humanitarian aid and resources, small arms ammunition, small arms, artillery shells and a couple vehicles

[void axle]

We must continue our grand project for a grand fleet! Refine our iron to steel! We must bring more flying objects to the skies! Small, single-man flying objects that can we launched from specialized capital ships to attack enemy ships!

[wild mason]

okay

[void axle]

We must develop the plane

And with it

The plane carrier!

[wild mason]

yes

[stiff roost]

I found some carbide weapons and other goodies in rusted archway earlier

[wild mason]

YES

[vital latch]

a puppet state usually isn't publicly a "puppet state"
it's just a state with a government that just so happens to be installed by another nation, and that other nation just so happens to have installed a government that will do practically everything they tell it to

[wild mason]

perfect

[west path]

oh my days i keep dying in barony

[west path]

btw if you find slime bogs CHECK THE ENTIRE AREA

[wild mason]

okay

[west path]

they can have cloning draught puddles of them

1 dram but thats enough

to clone ANY CREATURE

[stiff roost]

Oh

sick

[elder arch]

what happens if you drink the puddle

can you control two clones of you now

[void axle]

We must establish hold over these lands, and explore more for other nations to conquer

To place under our thumb or ally

For more resources for our grand fleet

[wild mason]

epic

[void axle]

As ordered by god themselves

[west path]

idk

i fogor

[frosty drum]

@marsh lance wanna trade

[marsh lance]

Sure

[west path]

@rose forge whats the better hosting experience me hosting or you hosting

[rose forge]

u

[frank latch]

@wild mason further efforts to produce military equipment
sign deals with contractors and production factories
develop armored vehicles, artillery pieces, artillery shells, military uniforms, small arms and small arm ammunition, sub-machine guns, heavy machine guns etc...

[west path]

EX4XY

[void axle]

I’m basically the Japanese but if they lived on a Mongolia-shaped island

[west path]

btw

[wild mason]

alr

[marsh lance]

@wild mason continue churning out naval ships and establish dominance over our coastlines and regional oceans, begin fully colonizing the north island and finalize the Vascan Railway, offering interconnections between ALL cities

[wild mason]

the front has stabilized

[wild mason]

kay

[void axle]

Silently send support to the Scots

Our land armies aren’t the most developed, and we shouldn’t be trying to engage in fighting like that

[wild mason]

alr

@frank latch @marsh lance new contacts fr

[marsh lance]

Where is this

[void axle]

We should probably establish some sort of Marine Corps, so that we can more safely do naval invasions of other nations, and have a more elite force to fight the Bretons when the time comes

[frank latch]

ooh

I can use them

[frosty drum]

Literally Balkans

[wild mason]

the 2 largest powers are white and grey

[stiff roost]

Where do you usually find slime bogs rq??

[wild mason]

they have the aim of Uniting the island of Deutschany

[marsh lance]

@wild mason carve out a small colony here

[frank latch]

I'm pretty sure that's a country

[midnight ocean]

anywhere

[wild mason]

the Austrians will not allow this

[marsh lance]

@frank latch can we oppress the germanys

[void axle]

That’s a country

[marsh lance]

Its white?

[frank latch]

I'd rather oppress the Bri*ish

[marsh lance]

Thats the base color

[wild mason]

What's I miss

[frank latch]

nothing

[wild mason]

this is land color

[frank latch]

other than Bananam and Oil getting banned

nothing

[marsh lance]

OHHH nvm

@wild mason what are all the nations there called

[stiff roost]

Ohh alr

still good to know tho

[west path]

anywhere

theyre rare

[void axle]

We should establish trade deals with those who have the most surplus steel

[marsh lance]

@frank latch since we’re from the same island, what do you our unified culture should look like

[void axle]

We will need it if we wish to continue our development

[frank latch]

MURDER

[wild mason]

brown is daneland, grey is Deutscsia, white is Ostereich, light blue is Ravabia, dark blue is France, not as light blue is silesia

i ran out of names on france

[frank latch]

👽

bro did not try

[wild mason]

i tried to put a play on it

fr

[frosty drum]

You forgot Banana

[void axle]

And it may be a good idea to put a small part of the navy budget into building small, amphibious cars, we can put armour on them and use them in naval invasions alongside the marines

[wild mason]

remember i named that one empire the Empire of Grass

[frank latch]

crazy how Austria is a super power

(again)

[void axle]

Maybe give them small artillery pieces

[wild mason]

yess

fr

[west path]

@midnight ocean join our barony lobby

now

[void axle]

We should station war-blimps in Ireland to protect our friends there

[midnight ocean]

cant rn

[wild mason]

peace deal

[wild mason]

alr

[void axle]

Have we found anyone in our expedition into the north?

[frank latch]

@wild mason I gtg

[frosty drum]

German Ireland

[wild mason]

goofy little tribe called lebronland

[wild mason]

ok

bye

[frank latch]

we must eradicate this

[marsh lance]

@wild mason offer diplomatic relations to Austria, Rabavia, and France

[wild mason]

ok

[frosty drum]

Can I Kill this

[wild mason]

they agree

[void axle]

Who is the leader of this tribe?

[frosty drum]

LeBron James

[marsh lance]

Fraconia?

[wild mason]

Lebran Rock

[wild mason]

yes

im out of names

fr

[frosty drum]

Dwane LeBron Johnson

[marsh lance]

Uhh true

[void axle]

Whom is there player?

[marsh lance]

The black alliance in britania

[wild mason]

he made the nation but he didnt play

so

ai

also imma end this session here

wanna continue tmrw

[void axle]

Sure sure!

[marsh lance]

Guh!

sure

[frosty drum]

Show full map

[elder arch]

Wow this person has such good war plans!!! promote them to leader of the planet immediately

[marsh lance]

@wild mason So how is Vasca doing

[west path]

joever

[marsh lance]

Am i strong!

[wild mason]

prosperous and happy

[wild mason]

that too

[frosty drum]

How is Selenius

[wild mason]

you can see the germany on that island

[wild mason]

happy and expansionist

[marsh lance]

I get a strange feeling i know who skillerz is

Mermaid men, and then theres ONE nation with territory in the sea

[frosty drum]

Circle where

[west path]

@rose forge E7WLX

[void axle]

The Holy Empire of Sobea and Grass shall bring divine judgment and grace wherever it may go

[west path]

wtf goin on in kelons mw 😭

[wild mason]

chad

[marsh lance]

We have britain

[wild mason]

and 1800s germany

kinda

[frosty drum]

Correct

[void axle]

Merman people?

[west path]

averag

[frosty drum]

E

[void axle]

Sounds like a fun ally to have for a mostly navy-based nation

That’s trying to put tanks into the ocean to float into naval invasions

[frosty drum]

https://tenor.com/view/magnapinna-magnapinna-squid-squid-gif-25137428

[marsh lance]

@wild mason the washingtonian colonies will FALL beneath my rightful claims

[wild mason]

the grand washington doesnt think so fr

[void axle]

E

[void axle]

If we are giving like, final orders

[frosty drum]

@wild mason is Belemin Washington

[spring bison]

oh my god

[wild mason]

nuh uh

[spring bison]

it is almost done

[wild mason]

ai super npc

[spring bison]

Emergency is extended for a third time

capital punishment is enacted

[frosty drum]

No

[wild mason]

colonize

fr

[void axle]

If we are giving final orders like lefishe here

[spring bison]

Sordland has become a fascist state

[wild mason]

actually italy 1922

[void axle]

It would be funny to cut off the colonies of the merchant fellas with our fleet and test out our new marines and armoured water cars

[wild mason]

great idea

fr

[void axle]

It’s a canon event

[wild mason]

ill do that next session

[frosty drum]

What?

[void axle]

Are you the merchant fellers

[frosty drum]

@wild mason can i make final action

[wild mason]

whats that

[void axle]

I assumed you were the merman’s

[frosty drum]

No I'm fucking Atlantis

[wild mason]

austria hungary

fr

[void axle]

I’m basically Japan if it was one island shaped like Mongolia

[wild mason]

omg it does

i just noticed that

[spring bison]

I have basically arrested or killed the opposition with no repercussions

[void axle]

Ok Mussolini

Are we to hail the Duce now?

[wild mason]

Pasghetti

[frosty drum]

@wild mason How powerful is Selenius

[wild mason]

powerful enough to rival the washingtons

[frosty drum]

Holy Atlantis

[limpid plover]

Ooo

Hello guys

Whats up

[wild mason]

hi NSO

just ended session

[frosty drum]

Nothin much hi Nso

[limpid plover]

Hiiiii kelon!!!

[wild mason]

https://tenor.com/view/cute-rat-gif-24089923

bro i accidentally made costa rica flag

[frosty drum]

You just missed a session

[wild mason]

or is that thailand

[spring bison]

I funded the young sords

[marsh lance]

My glorious flag

[wild mason]

blackshirts

[void axle]

How strong are we?

[wild mason]

chad

[frosty drum]

@wild mason Make a flag for Selenius frfr

[wild mason]

most powerful navy in the region

[frosty drum]

Do I have the most powerful navy?

[wild mason]

yes

[spring bison]

monica almost divorced me

[elder arch]

who tf is monica

[spring bison]

from suzerain

[elder arch]

Oh

🤯

[spring bison]

it was politically motivated btw

[void axle]

How high are we on global measures?

[marsh lance]

Cray

[wild mason]

no 3

[west path]

@rose forge was unfortunately forced off the pc

[marsh lance]

How high am i

[west path]

😔

[wild mason]

no 5 in navy

no 4 in riches

[void axle]

Amazing

[frosty drum]

What am I in riches

[hollow bobcat]

Bananaman got banned

[wild mason]

no 2

[void axle]

Where are we otherwise on the leaderboard?

[wild mason]

cus i mean you are atlantis

[wild mason]

no 5

ill make a leader board later

fr

[wild mason]

they are oppressing and targetting us btw

[marsh lance]

Whats my population and army size?

[hollow bobcat]

Why 👽

[wild mason]

Brisket and BAD

[wild mason]

4.5 million and 500k

https://tenor.com/view/rat-rats-pizza-eating-gif-19407068

[frosty drum]

I'm Unbannable

[void axle]

what’s mine?

[marsh lance]

Those are just volunteers right? It was stated in the establishment of the army that conscription would only be during times of war

[wild mason]

Lets test that theory

[wild mason]

yes

Say a slur rn

[frosty drum]

No

[wild mason]

3 million and 300k

navy is 150k

[void axle]

I think we are no 1 in terms of how holy we are

[void axle]

And what’s ireland’s?

[wild mason]

after the famine 1 million and 35k army

[frosty drum]

Im number one in navy and 2# in riches

[frosty drum]

What about me

[wild mason]

6 million and 700k

[marsh lance]

That is a healthy amount

[void axle]

And I’m No 3 in navy

We should ally and dominate the seas

[elder arch]

How much do i have

[frosty drum]

We should ally frfr

Lmao

[wild mason]

👽

crazy

[marsh lance]

DE CENTRALIZED POPULATION!!

[elder arch]

I have 1 person and 1 soldier which is me

[marsh lance]

YOU ARE MONGOLIA!

[wild mason]

truth

[elder arch]

i shall take over this planet myself

One man army

[wild mason]

is bro the man of steel

[frosty drum]

Save the Ocean for me

[void axle]

Atlantis and (basically) Japan

The ultimate alliance

[elder arch]

No i'm going to invent plastic and throw it into the ocean

[frosty drum]

You're on our Hitlist

[marsh lance]

I will wage submarine warfare (pollution) if you try to seize the sea from humanity

[elder arch]

You can't catch me! You are FISH

[void axle]

I’ll invent submarines like I did aircraft carriers

[frosty drum]

That's offensive
I'm canceling you

[marsh lance]

Bros aircraft carriers are made of paper machete

[frosty drum]

@marsh lance we can still trade

[void axle]

It was a corvette in dry dock with a biplane

[elder arch]

It will not work

[marsh lance]

Ture

[elder arch]

As soon as they go underwater it will flood

[wild mason]

how about submarine aircraft carriers

fr

[void axle]

I’m just gonna sink a corvette with a guy in it and call it a submarine like I did landing a biplane on a corvette and calling it a aircraft carrier

[marsh lance]

@wild mason next session i will invent the tank 🤫

[frosty drum]

WRITE THAT DOWN

[frosty drum]

Do they know

[void axle]

Too late, I invented the sea car with artillery

[wild mason]

https://youtu.be/y1DUxM-FtZ8?si=ae1rCbIHf3thnKJ6

[frosty drum]

https://tenor.com/view/howdowetellhim-spongebob-how-do-we-tell-him-mr-krabs-squidward-gif-7720972928804390137

[void axle]

Just tie the biplanes to the outside of the submarine for real

[wild mason]

fr

[wild mason]

hurry watch this

fr

[void axle]

We ain’t getting these in the 1930s

[elder arch]

can i be time travellers from the future that have modern tech but we only have 100 people

🤯

[void axle]

But it would be funny to invent submarines

[wild mason]

next session will fr be cold war

[frosty drum]

@wild mason I will Conquer The Moon and Mars Seas

[void axle]

I will also conquer the seas, but I will conquer the land to go with it

[wild mason]

wont they be dry plains

[void axle]

As it is the divine right of my people

[frosty drum]

I will terraform them

[wild mason]

each era i will make each turn a year longer

[void axle]

Is terraforming just global warming

[wild mason]

for faster tech and stuff

[frosty drum]

I also claim the Moon Europa

[void axle]

I claim the concept of space

[frosty drum]

@wild mason

[wild mason]

crazy

[frosty drum]

People who pollute water will be on a hitlist

[void axle]

I claim the divine right of god

Hell

[frosty drum]

I claim the Divine right of the Holy Trinity

[void axle]

We are 2/3 of the Holy Trinity

I proclaim myself the Holy Spirit

(Is the unholy Trinity the mother, the daughter, and the unholy spirit, if such a thing exists?)

[spring bison]

@hollow garden @west path rate this peak

[wraith quarry]

my man

he was over the warn limit

literally his fault guh

[wild mason]

https://tenor.com/view/dont-care-gif-23932024

[limpid plover]

Ooo

[midnight ocean]

Game roomer persecution syndrome is real

[wild mason]

One of Banans warns probably should not have stayed btw 🤫

[midnight ocean]

I dont know all of his warns so idk

[limpid plover]

Oil and bananan bans are fair

[midnight ocean]

exactly

game roomers arent being targeted in fact we get away with a lot more shit than we really should be

[frank latch]

that's probably true

[wild mason]

IDK man its just kinda weird how Oil is banned on "Executive decision" but it took sea wolf months of pushing by members for the admins to do anything, even though arguing is very normal compared to what sea wolf did

[limpid plover]

People say this because the "community" is small

[limpid plover]

Tfym. Oil john has been an annoyance for the entire year

His ban is extremely deserved

[midnight ocean]

oil is a bad example because hes been straddling the line for months and sea wolf was like that because of behind the scenes stuff

[wild mason]

Why is being annoying and arguing what brings the admins to an executive decision to ban someone
And not saying extremely weird NSFW and shit 👽
Why does the latter take months of pushing to get banned

[vital latch]

tbh my biggest problem with oils ban is it seemed kinda... random?

[midnight ocean]

quicklast thats why

[midnight ocean]

yeah nobody told me what happened

[wild mason]

If you read the GC some of the stuff leading up to it he should not have been warned for

[vital latch]

if that was actually what it was that's just stupid though...

[limpid plover]

Hes toxic, annoying, always trolling and shit talking everyone

[vital latch]

which honestly

maybe it was

[vital latch]

every ban before this I noticed had a obvious point where something happenend, where if they suddenly stopped talking the day prior went MIA they wouldn't have been banned

[frank latch]

Oil and Bananam KIA
19/10/24

[midnight ocean]

Lebron is next

[spring bison]

the deep state is killing its enemies

[spring bison]

no

[frank latch]

real

I support that decision

[midnight ocean]

or honey bee unless he gets super pumpkin

[frank latch]

is super pumpkin like a royal pardon?

[midnight ocean]

maybe

[frank latch]

I see

[midnight ocean]

if only they could ban decafa

[frosty drum]

I predicted that his time was near when he was warned for Homophobia

[elder arch]

i was never warned btw

people need to be more careful or else they’ll pile up

[spring bison]

most of my warns are unfair

[frank latch]

I've only been verballed and that was because I wasn't aware the no-no moustache guy's name was censored

(I was new at that point)

[spring bison]

like the historical controversy one

[frank latch]

at this point general is less alien than royal-tavern

[spring bison]

true