🎲game-room

[wild mason]

☠️

[frank latch]

I already agreed to the previous one

[lucid oriole]

oKay

[frank latch]

also
that's unreasonable

[void axle]

Oh really?

[west path]

You ignored polish popular sentiment, ignored the constitution, ignored ANY further than shallow repercussions for either party

[west path]

that.. looks like a major oversight to me

[lucid oriole]

i thought you were ignoring it so i raised it

because i was Annoyed

[frank latch]

if it weren't for the instability Russia initiated within our government
further securities would have prevented the attacks in the first place

[sullen pawn]

literally who researches a nations constitution b4 doing things

raa i didnt want you 2 leak it

[lucid oriole]

it was ordered directly by you btw

[wild mason]

srry

[sullen pawn]

i mean its fine now

[vital latch]

ok tbf though I feel like alot of this is just polish nationalism making you mad seeing it get fucked over in a mw

[sullen pawn]

bro already saw it

[west path]

polish revanchism is a well known fact

[sullen pawn]

TRUE

LMFAO

[west path]

🤫

[frank latch]

🤫

[wild mason]

truth

[sullen pawn]

@lucid oriole btw you can blame alpha for me procastinating ur actions

[west path]

then why am i not the only one calling out garlic

🤔

[frank latch]

I'm pretty sure it's reasonable for any host that the reason they're behind in actions is because of Qevie

[west path]

also how is this nationalism when i have literally not cared for poland falling in the slightest in other MWs

[vital latch]

you're calling him out for different reasons then others are calling him out for I think
it is not reasonable to expect garlic to know the economic centres of poland

[west path]

🤔

[vital latch]

also you're getting really defensive over it

[west path]

it is reasonable to call him out for allowing a deal which would destroy the HOS’ reputation to occur

without ANY vote of confidence

[vital latch]

the what

[west path]

yeah because youre accusing me on the grounds of me accusing him as a bad host under the blanket reason of nationalism

[west path]

Head of State

HOS

[vital latch]

is he even simulating players as leaders

I thought he was going to nation route

also did the mw just die

[west path]

no clue but it would still stop the thing from occurring

🤫

[vital latch]

he probably just moved to mw/aw actually

[west path]

a popular revolt and protest would fully stop that from even happening

[vital latch]

that's a garlic move

[west path]

He cannot take criticism

[sullen pawn]

real

[frank latch]

he's probably either in DM's or had to step away

[lucid oriole]

no i’m hammering out the details of something jn dms

he’s probably.. Mapping it out now

[sullen pawn]

i was in dms actually

[sullen pawn]

im actually not mad rn just annoyed

[frank latch]

(I'm definitely getting invaded)

[sullen pawn]

yes!

[sullen pawn]

nope!

actually has nothong to do with u

[west path]

mfw bowistan

[vital latch]

tbf almost nobody here can either you included , although everyone here thinks they can

[frank latch]

the perfect example

[lucid oriole]

distribute the 740 million to the victims and use the excess money from the property damages to create a memorial in honor of the victims

[west path]

Youre annoyed because you let a shitty unreasonable event through for border aesthetics and are now being criticized for it

🤫

[lucid oriole]

the modern german polish border isn’t even Bad btw

it follows a river

[sullen pawn]

polish patriatism btw

[west path]

True that

[west path]

Ignores the point im making

[sullen pawn]

yep

because i want 2 continue hosting

[west path]

You will use the blanket excuse of me being a national

[frank latch]

not step away like you were mad or something and needed to cool off

Just like you had to do something irl

[sullen pawn]

ok fine my mapwar isnt realistic

there ya go!!

now let me map the russian invasion of panama

[west path]

because you cannot address this as you did this without any knowledge of what you’re doing

[frank latch]

REAL

[vital latch]

the what

[lucid oriole]

the canals will all be mine insha’allah

[marsh lance]

Yeah chat im just going to start a new run

[frank latch]

@marsh lance I feel like this would be important to you

[sullen pawn]

no not that pananama

[marsh lance]

https://tenor.com/view/goku-prowler-goku-goku-mad-goku-dbs-dbs-gif-11120329515669448575

[frank latch]

unreal?

[lucid oriole]

do you want russian support in securing your dictatorship btw

[sullen pawn]

panama illinois obviouslt 🤦‍♂️

[wild mason]

yo is the argument over

fr

[west path]

im arguing this to fix kelons situation since he was unaware of the importance of pomerania and silesia and thus im arguing about popular protests stopping this in order to un-fuck up his situation

🤯

[frank latch]

obviously

[wild mason]

guess not

☠️

[sullen pawn]

knowing nekcrop he world maybe give it back btw

[wild mason]

bro just needed farmland 😭

[marsh lance]

Elective monarchy* 😡😡🤫🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️

[lucid oriole]

monarchs are dictators btw

[vital latch]

this is why realistic mws should bite the dust and magic should be everywhere

[west path]

doesnt change the fact that this shouldnt have even been approved by the polish public in the first place

[marsh lance]

Yes but this time we elected the dictator

[wild mason]

wingardium leviosa

[west path]

Literally just make a public protest that forces the germans to cede back the territory as an event

[vital latch]

because then hosts can tell to anyone who disputes a decision "but a magic spell was casted to make it work"

[west path]

and theres no more argument

[hardy edge]

What da

[marsh lance]

What if i gave it a constitution!!

[west path]

🙏😭

[wild mason]

sounds good to me

[lucid oriole]

Toastman when are you joining coldwar

[west path]

its that easy

[hardy edge]

Right now

[frank latch]

@hardy edge that reminds me btw

Your nation won a 1v2 in Bowistan

[sullen pawn]

be vietnam and become pro france

[frank latch]

🗿

[midnight ocean]

Nerd

[hardy edge]

LETS GOOOO

[hardy edge]

:(

[marsh lance]

@sullen pawn how did my campaigns go btw

[wild mason]

hello toast

[west path]

except garlic wont probably consider this since i already hurt his ego 🤯

[lucid oriole]

vietnam is actually in a really good position

i would recommend this

not the french ally part

[sullen pawn]

bro i will RAILROAD a military coup for you if you can just do anything other than elections 😭

[lucid oriole]

but being vietnam ya

[frank latch]

against two significantly "stronger" nations as well

[west path]

making it more unfair for the players ✊

[wild mason]

insane

[west path]

i had the emoji keyboard in polish

Fried

[midnight ocean]

How

[lucid oriole]

when are you joining as ukraine btw

[vital latch]

part of me is tempted to host a mw for the sake of silly, but at the same time I keep making high ass scopes and having unfinished photoshop files with 500 assets and/or unfinished documents with 10,000 words

[midnight ocean]

What are polish emojis

[west path]

the search function

[wild mason]

🇵🇱

[west path]

i had to type in the words in polish

which is pain

[west path]

on the weekend when i can play

[frank latch]

how about
I just draw you up a map (I won't do the pixel thing) in Krita
and you host it

[midnight ocean]

Oh

[vital latch]

now that I think about it #1288715726995329067 is the worst offender, I have almost everything ready

[west path]

These sessions take place 12am-3am for me

[midnight ocean]

Imagine each country had its own emojis though

[vital latch]

oh that's not the hard part, the hard part is I'm a perfectionist about mechanics and lore 😔

[midnight ocean]

Like China kinda has that

[lucid oriole]

Coldwar you can send actions whenever btw

[west path]

Im so up

[sullen pawn]

🇷🇺 🔫 🇵🇱
🇷🇺 💀 🇵🇱 😄

[frank latch]

well that's what I mean
Just have the map
wing it
don't think or put too much effort it

have fun

[midnight ocean]

Real

[west path]

I just need to make sure Satan Himself doesnt make my entire nation split in half with the east being the khanate of crimea

[lucid oriole]

#1294437537024315432 message

[wild mason]

gah dam

[vital latch]

not a awful idea... after working on a few personal projects today I might wing some basic prep for that and try hosting it here randomly tomorow

[west path]

This is still ignoring my previous points made and is being taken up to levels of xenophobia btw

🤫

[lucid oriole]

please.. join Coldwar

Poland is open

🙏 🙏🙏❓

[void axle]

Did Garlic stop hosting for today

[sullen pawn]

im mapping

im doing dashed lines so its cancer

[void axle]

I love cancer

[west path]

i will lead Ukraine into a golden age

[void axle]

Didn’t Garlic ban

Anyone

From playing Ukraine

[west path]

we will use polish labor hands to elevate our working industries

[west path]

shh im hoping he gets dementia

[sullen pawn]

@west path if you play ukraine what are you gonna do

[vital latch]

ok fuck it, I'm doing the last part of prep needed for the super super super goofy ass rpg

items

[sullen pawn]

also stop saying my mapwars are shit 🤫

it hurts my feelings

[lucid oriole]

honey bee is the ussr and he’s satan so i doubt he’d let you

[west path]

become the economic powerhouse of Europa

[wild mason]

fr

[sullen pawn]

😭

[west path]

I have the agrarian sector potential for this already

[frank latch]

@vital latch alr
well if you ever need a map
I can help

[wild mason]

https://tenor.com/view/loyd-move-mad-angry-gif-15156427

chad move

[vital latch]

[west path]

i can chokehold agricultural industries

[lucid oriole]

I’m about to launch a major investment program in Ukrainian energy btw

[frank latch]

[west path]

Are we going nuclear

nuclear energy

[frank latch]

@sullen pawn nuke Paris

[lucid oriole]

I was gonna invest in coal development because if you don’t use coal you can still export it

[frank latch]

oop
that was supposed to be in DM's

[west path]

its not that hard just make a spreadsheet of supply and demand and start making bank

[frank latch]

[sullen pawn]

im sipping hene-s𝓔-Σ EÆ
sippin my hene-s𝓔-Σ EÆ

[marsh lance]

Im already elected, i know that, im just doing this for my popularity because you said the people didnt want a king 🤫

[sullen pawn]

ynw is silly

[west path]

@wraith quarry fish mw economics too simple… dont even need to use spreadsheet…

[sullen pawn]

CHAT EXPLODING IN
3
2
1

[frank latch]

are Bowistan economics too simple?
(nobody really does economics)

[west path]

This is the type of person who only goes reformist in Suzerain

[frank latch]

EXPLODE

[west path]

whats that

[frank latch]

Gran-Kazahkstan

[lucid oriole]

Federative Republic of Turkestan

[frank latch]

[frank latch]

what does bro mean by this

[marsh lance]

Also idk how to manage the economy

But im figuring it out

[west path]

burnt

[marsh lance]

Or budget really

Why doesnt your budget go down when you finish an infrastructure project

Its bullshit to me

Because like

[wraith quarry]

real

[marsh lance]

Were done building it

Why is the money gone!!!!

[sullen pawn]

ok now

what

@lucid oriole bosnia?

[frank latch]

it's joever chat

[marsh lance]

Whya

[lucid oriole]

740 million dollars and 1.5x the value of the damaged property were paid out

not invading

[frank latch]

real

[sullen pawn]

@frank latch

[frank latch]

@sullen pawn

[west path]

Because u dedicate the funds at the start

[wraith quarry]

real

[marsh lance]

So wait.. we dont make it back??

Wtf bruh 😭😭

[west path]

Why would u cuh

Infrastructure is for transport

[marsh lance]

Taxes

[west path]

And…

U get monies from taxes

Which u do not impose on infrastructure

[marsh lance]

But it doesn’t contribute to shit!!

[west path]

U get those… form having people that earn money

Which an infrastructure project doesnt provide itself

[marsh lance]

I learned a valuable lesson

[wild mason]

whatcha negotiating

fr

[marsh lance]

Recognize heljiland for valgsland

[west path]

Makes commutes easier, areas more navigable and is a bargaining chip

[marsh lance]

And DONT tax corpos

[frank latch]

@west path am can have mony?

[west path]

Whar

[marsh lance]

So you mean i can skimp out on the mega infrastructure

[west path]

Well yes but you need to be competent in other sectors for that to work

Think of it as like an energy drink to your economy but without the sugar crash

[lucid oriole]

@west path are you playing as Ukraine @sullen pawn is he playing as Ukraine

[west path]

Yes but i cant play rn its 1am

I wanna play when my brain is braining

[brittle gust]

The last karling in 1066 start date

[marsh lance]

My current go to plan
L-1 rail
Workers rights
Sarna zone
Bail out businesses
Privatise education to make up for lack of funding
Fund healthcare and interior
Make deal with agnolia

[brittle gust]

He starts near Paris i think

[marsh lance]

If im going super capitalist i will do arcasia and lespia too

[west path]

What is sarna the center of again

[marsh lance]

Bergia agriculture

[lucid oriole]

he starts on the border of the hre

right by or a vassal of Burgundy

[west path]

do not make the deal with agnolia unless u wanna sell off ur steel company

[lucid oriole]

one day we should all do vic2 multiplayer..

[west path]

Shit!

[brittle gust]

No, he's just a direct vassal of the king

[marsh lance]

Should i just become a valgsland loyalist

[west path]

Agrarian sector shouldnt be prioritized in a taxing economy

[west path]

yes

js be prepared for the backlash

And go reformist

Char dead?

[marsh lance]

What i like about Iosef is that he doesn’t really pick sides

If you deal with the lespians or valgsland hes like “shit it works”

[west path]

hes somewhat centrist

but has nationalist values

@marsh lance btw the reason why u have barely any income in sordland is because most money is used to maintain the declining instutitions

[sullen pawn]

@brittle gust

oh my gosh ur here

[west path]

its also why defunding gives you immediate budget

[brittle gust]

Yes i just woke up

Gonna brush my teeth

Wait ur still hostaing?

[west path]

Isnt iy 5am

For you

[sullen pawn]

@frank latch response 2 the ultimatum?

[brittle gust]

Yeah

I wake up at 5 now

[west path]

6:15 actually right

or is my indian timezone clock all wrong

[frank latch]

?

[brittle gust]

No. 5.15 am

[west path]

Ohh

[sullen pawn]

pugs ultimatum

[brittle gust]

1 hour early

[west path]

ok

[frank latch]

I didn't get an ultimatum

[brittle gust]

It's +5.30 not +6.30

[west path]

so 3:30 hours ahead not 4:30

[brittle gust]

Ye

[west path]

o

[sullen pawn]

740 million dollars and 1.5x the value of damages property to be paid out

[west path]

why that early

[brittle gust]

Insane

[frank latch]

I already agreed to that bro

[sullen pawn]

oh ok

now wha

civil wars

[west path]

U lose some deep sleep and REM sleep with this routine

Iy bad

6am wakeup is optimal

[frank latch]

BRUH

[west path]

@sullen pawn can ai take over Ukraina in the weekdays for me since thats when i cant play

[brittle gust]

Because

1. I like it
2. When I wake up early like this I get to study extra and prepare to go to school with less of a deadline than say, I wake up at 7

[west path]

Except maybe during like monday when i can up to like 2am

[frank latch]

I just deleted the message to show when I agreed to the ultimatum

[lucid oriole]

who are you being inColdwar

[frank latch]

crazy

[sullen pawn]

sure but ion know what u gon do as ukraine

[brittle gust]

That's my choice when I'm rewallllyyy tired

[west path]

Iran i wanna play a war of influence

[west path]

I have pretty much the resources to dominate the european market so 👽

[sullen pawn]

egyption gains

[west path]

• my affiliations with russia give me the ability to work on international politics

[vital latch]

garlic when are you going to use the pixel brush instead

it'll save you so much headache

[sullen pawn]

how do i do this

[west path]

Hes allergic to pixels

[lucid oriole]

taken

[vital latch]

scroll around in your toolbar, theres a brush that has 100% fill on everything it touches

[west path]

Its over

[lucid oriole]

Is this.. true?

[west path]

uhh

[vital latch]

its supposed to be "for pixel art" but it's mostly useful to not have that fill issue

[west path]

yeah they just shit in the fields in eastern poland

[hollow bobcat]

Did Alpha steal all of the Eastern toilets

[sullen pawn]

oops

[west path]

No

(Yes)

[marsh lance]

Aren’t the institutions good?

[west path]

Yeah they keep the state running

but that explains your lack of income

[void axle]

Ya think a zombie apocalypse would stop the birth of Zionism

[west path]

😱

because you work on a budget not your treasury

[void axle]

Anyone in this war we want to support?

[west path]

no it would accelerate it if humans lived through it

Idols would be worshipped

and objects would probably be named in accordance with their effectiveness at killing zombies

Meaning that a theological state (Zionist) can form

[sullen pawn]

i mean its just egypt and the rsf (aswell as some misc. rebels) v s SAF

[brittle gust]

@sullen pawn

Can I offer semi membership to the south asian economic community to the south-east Asian countries and middle East countries(Oman, Qatar, Kuwait, UAE and Saudi Arabia only)

[elder arch]

I finally managed to get past two major roadblocks with my colony

[west path]

actually

[midnight ocean]

This is misleading that entire area is one big toilet

[west path]

Were the papal states zionist

[elder arch]

People were dying of the cold and there wasn't enough bread production

[sullen pawn]

yea but ydk if they gon accept

[brittle gust]

😔

[west path]

No its a fucking waste bin

[sullen pawn]

im gonna

PRAY

[brittle gust]

Try seeing who accepts

[sullen pawn]

i can load the autosave

[brittle gust]

🙏🙏🙏

[sullen pawn]

if i cant load the autosave this session is cooked

[brittle gust]

Let's just say an African superstate formed fr

And they took over western Europe

Yeah...

[west path]

Make hearths..

[sullen pawn]

we;re fine

[lucid oriole]

do you agree?

[elder arch]

I made one and it fixed the entire issue

🤯

[west path]

Banan is in egypt so this is wrong

[elder arch]

crazy how one thing stops your entire colony from dying

[west path]

Is it accessible

[elder arch]

yes

[west path]

Make more when u expand…

[west path]

Ok the voivodeships Kelon gave were odd

Western Pomerania, All of silesia except the katowice region

he has bad taste ngl

[sullen pawn]

the what

[lucid oriole]

Saudi Arabia if it was communist

[west path]

Voivodeships

Polish subdivision

[marsh lance]

Your saying i should defund them?

[west path]

look it up

[sullen pawn]

oh that was me

[west path]

no wtf

[sullen pawn]

this was bros line

[west path]

@marsh lance im telling u this because you didnt know why you get no monies back from the infrastructure

[sullen pawn]

random AF

then i was like "atleast do it by real borders"

[west path]

Crippled

that would hurt polish agriculture but not that much else

Actually does that include Poznań

[lucid oriole]

i think silesia should be given to czechia because of their historical claims btw

[west path]

That might hurt tourism a lot

[sullen pawn]

well he gave it 2 nekcrop partly due to some agricultrial stuff

[west path]

am i allowed to chime in since im from silesian descent and ive been there atleast 15 times in my life

[sullen pawn]

kelon has poznon

[lucid oriole]

no

[west path]

what city does that line include

[brittle gust]

He says khalistan should exist
He's just joking obviously

[west path]

😔

[sullen pawn]

wroclaw i think

kelon has that rn though

[elder arch]

@west path i have 12 bakers and its barely producing enough bread for the colony

[west path]

No

Łódź???

[sullen pawn]

the og plan was all of silesia to nekcrop but kelon wanted to keep wroclaw

[sullen pawn]

isnt that further east?

wait no

nekcrop has wroclaw

[lucid oriole]

@west path you’re part of the EUEC along with Belarus, Hungary, Bulgaria, and the Baltic States btw

[sullen pawn]

it was bytom

[west path]

oh shit i got it mixed up

[lucid oriole]

eastern european economic community

i’m in it Too

[sullen pawn]

@west path alliance map

[west path]

Ok so all that did was hurt polish winter tourism and agrarian

[sullen pawn]

this is better

[marsh lance]

Im sorry qeva

I supit

[west path]

The land u gave nek is also pretty
Useless

except silesia

[sullen pawn]

idk he wanted it

:/

[marsh lance]

Lebron would probably be much more harsh about this if I consulted with him

[west path]

Silesia is the workhorse but it was declining

[frank latch]

so then why does Poland care

[west path]

@wild mason poland might not be over you only lost west pomerania

[west path]

Silesia has coal

Poland uses coal power

[hollow bobcat]

No

[wild mason]

what

[frank latch]

doesn't seem usless then

[sullen pawn]

oh my gosh

[bleak oracle]

6/10 map. Almost no straight lines.

[west path]

The solution to be fully german independent is

Make NUCLEAR
POWER

[hollow bobcat]

Qevie is that you

[west path]

@wild mason Your time.. it has come.

You must go green for the sake of poland

[wild mason]

yes

also poland can into space

fr

[west path]

Wait you gave away western pomerania for a space agency

[bleak oracle]

No it’s ZplaystheK.

[wild mason]

im founding my own

fr

[void axle]

Hey, we should keep trying to normalized relations with Kosovo without pissing off the public

[wild mason]

so you are ukraine right

[west path]

Lord almighty i pray you do not burden my soul with this revelation and i pray that thou do not judge me for the act of murder i am about to commit, Amen

[marsh lance]

Do you fw
Dan da dan

[west path]

not on weekdays

[west path]

@wild mason you will be eliminated

[wild mason]

why

[west path]

U fumbled btw what u gave nek was way too good for what u got in return

[wild mason]

im gonna make poland great again

[bleak oracle]

It’s one of his solid 10 rules. Do not kill.

[wild mason]

i dont know anything about poland

cut me some slack

[west path]

why does bro think im praying 😭😭😭😭😭

I know that i need to atone but ngl it justified…

Kelons fumble is too insane

[bleak oracle]

Oh it’s Kelon.

[wild mason]

to be fair germany wanted way more

[vital latch]

please stop using this game as a primary information source

😭

[bleak oracle]

Yeah no God will forgive for that.

[west path]

What did bro get in return

[west path]

im turning atheist

[wild mason]

cant tell you

[west path]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1140839348711997550/1269703283732254730/attachment.gif

What was it

dee ems

[wild mason]

will you leak to russia?

[bleak oracle]

I turn to Judaism just as you turn to atheism. How have the table turn.

[west path]

im literally a spectator rn

[wild mason]

fine

[west path]

not even controlling ukraine rn

[west path]

no im catholic not jewish

Poland is literally catholic

[bleak oracle]

I know.

[bleak oracle]

I mean being religious. Atheism isn’t really a religion.

[sullen pawn]

map of all player controled nations or nations who at one point were player controled

[wild mason]

low quality af

omfg

[pine copper]

Oh my god did you send this on your grandpas computer 😭

[frank latch]

eh
you'll convert tomorrow

[sullen pawn]

the kirta file corrupted

the entire mw will now be in that quality

[frank latch]

ctrl z

[wild mason]

tf

[sullen pawn]

oh my gosh what happened

[west path]

Did this fucking implode

[wild mason]

what is this

omfg

[west path]

@sullen pawn restart the session blawg dont push on with a corrupted file

😭

[sullen pawn]

i.. must!

[west path]

how do u people even get files corrupted ive never had one corrupt

[marsh lance]

Errm this is age of history 2 😭

[vital latch]

this map is like 7000x9000

I think

[sullen pawn]

front in syria

[lucid oriole]

that’s sudan

[west path]

Does that change anythin

[sullen pawn]

its not even that bad

[vital latch]

the only times I've had files corrupt was inside of 30-200gb games

[marsh lance]

You almost cant tell

[west path]

Yeah just load past session save

[sullen pawn]

actually if you look closely that was a screenshot of syria

[west path]

Not worth

[vital latch]

more corruptable data = more chances it has to corrupt

[vital latch]

one time it happened on a rpg and I lost like 2 hours of data

so peak

[west path]

Ok but how do they corrupt

this is foreign to me

[sullen pawn]

situation in hati

(the file isnt actually corrupted btw im just messing with layers)

[west path]

Literally any pc i touch is unable to be corrupted for some odd reason

[vital latch]

a random piece of data disappears; reduced to atoms
I think the most common cause of this is hardware/software malfunction

[west path]

oh that explains it

yeah just clean ur pc to get rid of that issue lol!

(Wont fix it)

[vital latch]

real

[vital latch]

ok cleaning your pc is actually really important

everyone should do that biweekly

[pine copper]

Haiti is always going through something

[vital latch]

[west path]

I lit only had to do that ONCE and it works like as if though its new

[sullen pawn]

@vital latch go dms
ASAP

[west path]

7 years old pc btw

[elder arch]

@west path good news

[west path]

The part quality for pcs in europa is insane

[elder arch]

my colony is quickly developing into a town

we got like almost 80 people

[west path]

The uphill climb starts at 150

[pine copper]

👽

[spring bison]

back

[vital latch]

that's not it part quality doesn't change dust, you're probably just good about dust not getting inside your computer by keeping the area clean

[elder arch]

like exponential growth?

[spring bison]

what did I miss

[west path]

Dust is literally everywhere in that area

[vital latch]

where are your intake fans

[west path]

It is a wooden countertop attached to a plaster wall with a dusty printer next to it

[west path]

its a mac goof

[vital latch]

macs have fans aswell

👽

[west path]

@vital latch when americans use plaster wall

[wraith quarry]

@west path can you see the comet in poland

[west path]

Back of the pc

small area with small lines for air intake

Next to where the dust is piled up

But no dust in pc since the cleaning got all of it out

[vital latch]

ok genuinely wtf

[west path]

BRO ITS 2AM

TOMORROW IS SCHOOL

WHAT COMET

[void axle]

MY EYES

AHHHHHHH

[west path]

I think my possessions are all enchanted by a gnome who i was gifted as a child

Thats my theory

[spring bison]

@sullen pawn still hosting?

[void axle]

THEY BURNN!!!!

[west path]

@vital latch would this explain everything

Do note that im a northerner so magical stuff like that happens..

[vital latch]

yes gnomes are glorious

[west path]

Sadly they dont live in the south

U guys have it bad there

I should… sleep

[vital latch]

funny story I used to genuinely believe magic stuff was real

[west path]

6 hours for tomorrow seems good to me

[sullen pawn]

yea

[west path]

It is btw jus move up north

[brittle gust]

Go to Bowistan server

[wraith quarry]

there's a comet close to earth rn

we can see it

[brittle gust]

WE NEED GAMLUSIAN

[west path]

I had a witch dig through my garden today

Theyre pests

[wraith quarry]

it'll come back in 80,000 years if you miss it

there's always next time

[west path]

I aint waiting allat but im not looking outside at this hour

Thus

I do nothing

[brittle gust]

Gluzîå
Alpha would this be a good name for gamlusian

[vital latch]

that'd be my cat

[brittle gust]

Insane

[west path]

Ok

[west path]

fucking get it out of here

We have strays here

[brittle gust]

No

Not cosmic cat

!!!

[vital latch]

she has killed more lizards then I can count on two hands

[west path]

My cats can 1v1 a boar and win

She will die

[west path]

U guys cant comprehend it

Southerners

[vital latch]

she will win

[west path]

tbf u dont need to change ur tires for winter and summer

all season tires
Dont
Exist.

[brittle gust]

Im literally in the northern hemisphere...

[vital latch]

we all are

[west path]

most of humanity is

😭

[brittle gust]

Did bro not get what i said 😭

[west path]

What u said has no alternative meaning cuh

ok i get drowsy gn

[sullen pawn]

smh

can yall do smth

dead session fr

[west path]

why did gn autocorrect to gnocchi

[brittle gust]

Result of my offers?

[brittle gust]

Gn

[sullen pawn]

who were u reachin out too again?

[balmy epoch]

gnocchi

[brittle gust]

@sullen pawn

[sullen pawn]

@brittle gust qatar, UAE, oman, and thailand agree

[brittle gust]

Nice nice

[brittle gust]

@sullen pawn use this opportunity to connect with stray and lost Indian migrant workers in Qatar UAE and Oman and help them get back into the country 🤫

[brittle gust]

Garlic

[sullen pawn]

?

[brittle gust]

The Andaman and Nicobar islands are indian

[brittle gust]

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Andaman_and_Nicobar_Islands

[sullen pawn]

they were lost in a war with the maldives

[elder arch]

is this a modern map war

[brittle gust]

I fought a war... With the Maldives?

[sullen pawn]

( i made a map error sorry)

[sullen pawn]

yes

[brittle gust]

And somehow lost the Andaman and Nicobar

[brittle gust]

Insane

[brittle gust]

One more minute and I'd have summoned Hindi chat

[lucid oriole]

annex sri lanka

[brittle gust]

Waiting till they get some Tamil protests fr

[sullen pawn]

i thought sri was indian until i think pug told me one time 😭

[brittle gust]

Jk

[brittle gust]

No

[brittle gust]

Insane

[sullen pawn]

@brittle gust when are you dividing east indian panhandle to make it not look like cancer

[brittle gust]

Hm? No

There's oil there

🥱

Coal too i think

[sullen pawn]

@lucid oriole is this new alliance to join BRTCC

[lucid oriole]

what..?

[sullen pawn]

belarus russia turkiye caucasia cyprus

[spring bison]

@sullen pawn `Propose the creation of a monetary union (like the EU) in east africa

[sullen pawn]

between?

map

[spring bison]

the eac?

[sullen pawn]

zanzibar isnt independant here

[spring bison]

lol

[spring bison]

they united with Tanzania

[sullen pawn]

w-

when?

[spring bison]

why do I own Rwanda

[sullen pawn]

mapping error

[brittle gust]

@sullen pawn
To increase my cultural impact on the south asian union start translating Indian shows(which there are a lot of; just take the good good ones) into Nepalese, Arabic, Thai, Sinhalese and Bhutanese

[spring bison]

since the 1960's

[brittle gust]

Wait is it sinhala or sinhalese

Yeah sorry it's sinhala

Not sinhalese

[sullen pawn]

fixed and added the missing island

[limpid plover]

Omg

[brittle gust]

I should do anti corruption

Or embrace it

[spring bison]

embrace the corruption

form a drug empire

[brittle gust]

Just because you said it, i will not do it

[spring bison]

ok

[sullen pawn]

they all accept except south sudan

[brittle gust]

@sullen pawn

Start investing more into anti corruption + just pay government employees a good salary(Singapore method fr)

[spring bison]

why

[sullen pawn]

civil war

[spring bison]

the civil war ended

wdym

[sullen pawn]

oh fr?

[brittle gust]

@sullen pawn camera the fuck out of government offices too

[spring bison]

We already talked about this

[brittle gust]

The MW started at like 2018 or something

[spring bison]

we are in 2023

[sullen pawn]

@lucid oriole mayeth i have a fact check

[sullen pawn]

yes but no players interfered so it wouldve gone the same

the year is mid 2023

[brittle gust]

Doesn't mean the timeline has to say the same

[sullen pawn]

so it would be over by now

[brittle gust]

Butterfly effect

[sullen pawn]

i cant think of anything that would affect it

too much

outcome would still be basically the same

[limpid plover]

Ooo

Hiiiii qwas

Hiii garlic

[sullen pawn]

@spring bison

s.sudan accepts

[brittle gust]

What if the nile went in a slower speed and caused the thought process of people to differ by a slight percentile which lead them to think 'no, continue the warrrrrrrrrrrrrrr'

[spring bison]

did this still happen btw

[sullen pawn]

i mean yea

cuz

nothin wouldve changed it

[spring bison]

invite them into the monetary union and pledge support to them if they join

defeating terrorist, rebels and other mfs

[lucid oriole]

Where is Rwanda

[spring bison]

Create an heavy industry park near the capital and fund local companies and invite external companies to invest and set up in it

[sullen pawn]

i forgor to add

when i made map

i fixed it

[lucid oriole]

Congo is a dictatorship in active civil war and South Sudan is a shithole

[sullen pawn]

oh my god

i need

to

map

another

civil

war

[lucid oriole]

it’s insurgencies in the east 🤫

[void axle]

How is our mission of normalizing relations with Kosovo without pissing off the public going?

[brittle gust]

Insane

[brittle gust]

@sullen pawn you could probably break down the Burmese civil war into two or three fronts ngl

Alright ma go now

Byebyebyes

[frank latch]

embrace

[sullen pawn]

i cant find a mapa

[sullen pawn]

NOPE

IM NOT MAPPING IT

IM NOT GONNA

😭

[frank latch]

Rwanda, mid diff

[brittle gust]

It's two main factions

[sullen pawn]

IM NOT GONNA DO IT

[spring bison]

Send aid to the DRC to help them defeat the insurgencies and also call for a conference with all EAC members to reconciliate and build up relations

[brittle gust]

Can I just fucking invade it and be done

[sullen pawn]

4 now i retcon

sorry

[spring bison]

what

[sullen pawn]

@spring bison how does invading ur neighbors go in this mw

[spring bison]

terrible

[brittle gust]

No I'm

Peacekeeping

Yeah...

[spring bison]

guaranteed failure

[brittle gust]

Peacekeeping

Besides everyone is off rn

[spring bison]

will lead to the end of your nation unless you're supported by a super power

[brittle gust]

[sullen pawn]

ok

[frank latch]

he's starting to get the hang of it

[brittle gust]

@lucid oriole support? You can get some Burmese oil or something

[sullen pawn]

chat

i must end session

:c

retconned

[brittle gust]

No Burmese conqueest

😔

[spring bison]

just as I come back bro

[brittle gust]

😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔

[sullen pawn]

~remind 60 MAP DR CONGO CIVIL WAR BS

[lucid oriole]

No.

[brittle gust]

https://tenor.com/view/wobble-pensive-emoji-pensive-ish-wobblepensive-gif-26167268

[steep merlin]

Set a reminder in 1 hour from now (<t:1729129915:f>)
View reminders with the reminders command

[spring bison]

the insurgencies shoudnt forbid the DRC from joining the monetary union but okay

[brittle gust]

I must ask libertyland then

[sullen pawn]

let me map it and

ill have them rejoin

[brittle gust]

Man i wish they would just send the cia to Burma and be done with it

[sullen pawn]

well join

cuz i retconned

i just wanna map it tho

[brittle gust]

Someone tell them there's oil there

[sullen pawn]

cuz i hoenstly didnt even know congo was in a civil war

[spring bison]

can I do a few actions before you go

in dms

[balmy epoch]

https://tenor.com/view/homelander-champion-acclaim-gif-14687945

[spring bison]

wikipedia what?

[brittle gust]

?

[spring bison]

brazil is at war?

👽

[brittle gust]

Was probably

[lucid oriole]

Cartels

[spring bison]

cartels 👽

[lucid oriole]

That’s where the casualties come from most likely

[balmy epoch]

organized crime violence

[lucid oriole]

Same in Mexico

[lucid oriole]

you’d know all about that, wouldn’t you?

[spring bison]

why is it marked as war

[balmy epoch]

yes

[balmy epoch]

idk tbh

[lucid oriole]

did u know that the events of breaking bad are purely historical except for walter white

[spring bison]

this is not a war wikipedia

[lucid oriole]

the salamanca cartel is notorious for their brutal rule over northern mexico and the southwestern united states

[lucid oriole]

Yes it is

How do you define a war

[spring bison]

no it isint

[lucid oriole]

What is a war

Define it

[balmy epoch]

it’s between crime and insurgency

[lucid oriole]

“…and the Brazilian State”

[spring bison]

it is literally just clashes between the armed police and the criminal gangs

[lucid oriole]

Define a war please

[spring bison]

so police forces trying to stop an gang from robbing a bank is a war?

[brittle gust]

I just gave the definitions

[lucid oriole]

A prolonged armed conflict over territory or resources is a war

[balmy epoch]

when do we send the army in to stop street gangs

[spring bison]

the government is so fucking incompetent

[wild mason]

Wait if I join the server from different devices will it fuck my stuff r up.

I want to play from my switch

[spring bison]

the favelas should already be under control

[lucid oriole]

street gangs fighting each other over territory is war too btw

[brittle gust]

How would you join a modded java server from a switch

[brittle gust]

Gang wars, yeah

[spring bison]

gang war mapwar

https://tenor.com/view/dr-house-dr-gregory-house-dr-gregory-gif-13514172004559334125

[brittle gust]

Yes.

[limpid plover]

Ooo

[spring bison]

oh my god

[frank latch]

is this the final boss?

[limpid plover]

😢

[lucid oriole]

why cry

[spring bison]

https://tenor.com/view/dr-house-house-md-cursed-the-curse-cursed-images-gif-9514785705741002263

[sullen pawn]

imo there’s 3 types of wars
Proper wars
Unofficial wars between two groups strong enough to be there own nation, but just aren’t (cartels, pirates, etc)
Local wars between small gangs and groups of people

[frank latch]

4 types of wars
undeclared wars
Basically a normal war but no formal declaration of war

[void axle]

Where does ISIS fall

Where does the whole of the Islamic State fall

[frank latch]

Unofficial

[void axle]

Is the Islamic State a portable war?

[hollow garden]

Civil war

[void axle]

And then where does Somaliland fall

[hollow garden]

Semi anarchy?

[spring bison]

@hollow garden host when

[void axle]

Somaliland is a organized state with its own government

[hollow garden]

Oh Somaliland

[void axle]

It’s just it’s not recognized

[hollow garden]

Somaliland is de facto Independent

It's an interesting nation

[hollow garden]

Never

Hosta is DEAD

[spring bison]

Somalia's government is just

a name

[hollow garden]

And you killed it LeBron

[void axle]

Is the Islamic State as a whole a portable civil war?

[sullen pawn]

I’m reviving rame goom

[spring bison]

a mere dream of what Somalia should be

[void axle]

Is Angola in a civil war with the Islamic State?

[spring bison]

no

[void axle]

Is Nigeria?

[spring bison]

what

[hollow garden]

Well it only fought in Iraq and Syria

[hollow garden]

Hm

[void axle]

And Algeria and Libya and Angola and Nigeria and Egypt and Somalia and Mali and Niger and…

Afghanistan

[hollow garden]

Well in these cases it's governments against a terrorist jihadi group

[void axle]

You missed the Islamic State lore

It’s been places

[hollow garden]

Who pledge allegiance to Isis

[spring bison]

are early medieval wars actual wars or unofficial wars

[hollow garden]

But not Isis itself

[sullen pawn]

Check DMs asap klez

[spring bison]

bro you fucking stink I am literally invading you

[void axle]

But they still act as a government in each and every case other then like, Libya

[spring bison]

you called me WHAT? yeah im invading you buddy

bro you fucking suck so ill just cause a civil war in your realm

[void axle]

Who is …

Why is he typing

[void axle]

Bro your fourth cousin killed some random dude I liked. Time to fight!

[hollow garden]

Never dm me again

[spring bison]

buddy one of your people crossed 0.1 atoms into my border so im invading you

remember when we were kids and you called me stinky? yeah im invading you for that lil bro

[void axle]

You spawned rats in my farmland, so I’m taking your land

[hollow bobcat]

Why did Honey Bee send man who just committed public terrorism

[sullen pawn]

my offer still stands btw

[void axle]

9/11

[spring bison]

what did he do

[void axle]

Yeah the people need to know

[hollow garden]

May Allah help him

[spring bison]

klez

[void axle]

What did he say though

[spring bison]

I am literally increasing the water level in the nile by 1 kilometer if you dont say what he did

[void axle]

Ok Abdulaziz bin Abdul Rahman bin Faisal bin Turku bin Abdullah bin Mohammed bin Saud

[hollow garden]

He asked to ally in fish mw

[hollow garden]

I-I will drown 😢

[spring bison]

you better run

[brittle gust]

Insane

Did fish blow up noltia yet

[hollow garden]

Noltia has weapons of mass destruction nolt

Orion is not going to let this happen

[brittle gust]

Average

Watch them sell it all

[spring bison]

we must iraq war him

https://tenor.com/view/oil-war-usa-gif-26692069

[spring bison]

Orion is weak

failed US

[limpid plover]

Ooo

[steep merlin]

Reminder for @sullen pawn

Reminder from YAGPDB

MAP DR CONGO CIVIL WAR BS

[lucid oriole]

@waxen remnant

[waxen remnant]

bruh

[steep merlin]

🔨 Banned chickenfeet_999 indefinitely

🔨 Banned 1207073249452752930 indefinitely

[waxen remnant]

i was literally typing

[gloomy moss]

i literally

just pressed play

[rustic bluff]

HAHAHAHAH NERD

[gloomy moss]

and gone it was

[hardy edge]

it was raven and beast boy doing something spicey

[gloomy moss]

https://tenor.com/view/conan-o-brien-clap-slow-clap-thumbs-up-sarcasm-gif-5618417

[hardy edge]

file logs is crazy tho

[brittle gust]

What the fu

😭

[spring bison]

literally revert the giving image perms to rebrs here

[surreal osprey]

First thing I saw opening it up 😭

[hardy edge]

I actually agree

[spring bison]

it is literally a terrible idea

[wild mason]

yeah this is why this chat stinks

[wild mason]

wait hold on

[brittle gust]

No

[hardy edge]

Maybe we should raise it up to butterfluy

[wild mason]

there is no way no ranks have image perms

[hardy edge]

butterfly

[spring bison]

no ranks have image perms here

[brittle gust]

Ig that's be fair enough

[wild mason]

WHAT

further proof this chat is bad btw

[lucid oriole]

no

[brittle gust]

Does thee want mine kin to write up reasons on why genchat is of the devil?

[lucid oriole]

it’s fine as is

[wild mason]

general is bad also but

this is super evil

[spring bison]

why are giving these special previleges to game room while channels like #🎨art (alien colony btw) dont get that

[wild mason]

super devil, you might say

[brittle gust]

No?

[wild mason]

yes?

my name says this chat is lame so i'm right

[spring bison]

also #🌐map-discussion

[brittle gust]

Art chat doesn't have img perms?

Guh

[surreal osprey]

Giving art those kinds of perms would create another magni

[spring bison]

no

[brittle gust]

This is gameroom not lameroom

[surreal osprey]

Posting nsfw art (for those who haven’t been around long enough to know magni)

[spring bison]

like toast said raising it to butterfly would be a good idea

[surreal osprey]

Yeah I’m cool with raising it here personally

[spring bison]

raise it back to chicken

[brittle gust]

Insane

[wild mason]

you are saying the same word pal

?

[brittle gust]

Get your eyes checked pal

[hardy edge]

someone just posted tos nsfw

[spring bison]

the mfs who suggested to remove it are literally a vocal minority

and they dont speak for all of game room

[wild mason]

i dont have eyes pal

[hardy edge]

I dont think having image perms for no ranks is a good idea

[wild mason]

because im just a skull

pal

[wild mason]

Skull is not a person. He is an inflated skinbag full of nothing but inflated empty ego. He acts edgy and cool online because he knows he is worthless and amounts to nothing.

[spring bison]

💀

[surreal osprey]

Agreed, #🤡memes was the first example of the consequences of doing that (albeit it’s been long reversed)

[brittle gust]

~bt

[hardy saffron]

@brittle gust: Managers are not human. The skin is smooth and soft to the touch. They don't know the importance of playing online.

[brittle gust]

Insane

[spring bison]

wtf

why would yall do that