🎲game-room

[sullen pawn]

israel launches an attack on lebanese based terrorist group known as "Hezbollah"
A week later joint russian syrian forces retake Golan Heights

no pooki its yours if u want it

[frank latch]

@wraith quarry Convince Israel to work/cooperate with surrounding nations (Egypt, Lebanon) to deal with the Iranian backed paramilitary groups

[balmy epoch]

take it

[sullen pawn]

america gets a new dictator..
named honey bee.
new dictator of the US weighs 258917 kilos

[frank latch]

and the humanitarian crisis

[balmy epoch]

did pug plan this

[frank latch]

ah shoot
I was too late

[sullen pawn]

yes a mystery benefactor gave you ten big macs a day, that benefactor was russia

[spring bison]

character traits, modifiers and stats

[marsh lance]

@spring bison bailing out businesses is goated btw

[wraith quarry]

erm

I thought russia left syria

[spring bison]

yes

[sullen pawn]

@balmy epoch jokes aside you are currently US

[alpine raft]

I dont think so i literally died 20 minutes ago

[limpid plover]

Ooo

[balmy epoch]

@lucid oriole you were supposed to withdraw from syria btw

[wraith quarry]

no

[sullen pawn]

syria let them re-enter to retake that area

[lucid oriole]

yeah and i unwithdrew

[frank latch]

it's going to lose then

[sullen pawn]

he did

[limpid plover]

HIIIII PAT!!

[sullen pawn]

he just re-entered

[wraith quarry]

@lucid oriole this is evil

[frank latch]

real

[marsh lance]

Literally you dont even have to manage the economy, it stayed at the base 4 full bars for like several turns

[wraith quarry]

russia can truly NOT be trusted to not be imperialist

[marsh lance]

Only concern would be budget

[spring bison]

bailing out bussinesses does not increase economic development

[balmy epoch]

do you realize how impossible syria entering the golan heights would be

[marsh lance]

Also do NOT make the deal with agnolia or increase corporate taxes 😭😭🙏

[balmy epoch]

it’s a fortress

[marsh lance]

But it deadlegs the recession for a bit

[spring bison]

Also do DO make the deal with agnolia

or you will be forced to invest in Agnolia

[marsh lance]

But but bur.. how i make deal with valgaland

[spring bison]

and leave Lorren as a rust belt

[spring bison]

you can do valgsland and agnolia

[marsh lance]

Bergia is the only worthy investment

[spring bison]

no

tfym

[marsh lance]

If i dont ally or recognize heljiland right

[spring bison]

yes

[marsh lance]

The bluds 🤫

[spring bison]

investing in Bergia to appease the bluds is not worth it

[marsh lance]

So wait.. i just leave the poor regions to die?

[hollow garden]

You racist

[marsh lance]

What about sarna agri zone

[spring bison]

no

[hollow garden]

LeBron is a hyper Arcasian capitalist

[spring bison]

there are tons of other investment options for bergia

[hollow garden]

He only cares about the businesses

[spring bison]

in the regional development decision always invest in Lorren

[hollow garden]

wehlen trade deal is the only other one

[spring bison]

its the only region without any other forms of investment options

[marsh lance]

Coal coal surplus!

[marsh lance]

HIIII NSO!!

Im lowkey starting to get good at suzerain

[hollow garden]

Same

[spring bison]

this is only significant if you want to do a neutral playthrough that does a deal with Valgsland

[hollow garden]

Things get easier after the eighth run

[marsh lance]

Thats what i wanna do

[hollow garden]

The Loreen rust belt is a big problem

[marsh lance]

Also frens ricter is a BITCH

[hollow garden]

but doesn't the railway hell with it

[spring bison]

You can become a fascist state in Suzerain btw

its peak

[hollow garden]

Legit

I hate bro

[marsh lance]

Real?

[hollow garden]

I used to like him but he is ass

Kibner is more of a bro than him

[marsh lance]

I think you can make the USP takeover the assembly too right?

[wraith quarry]

@lucid oriole can you respectfully leave Syria like you said you would

[marsh lance]

You are a facist collaborator

[spring bison]

if you go full schizo autocrat you can literally become fascist

[marsh lance]

Real

[hollow garden]

I think if you increase the vote limit thing to 15%

[marsh lance]

Is this possible for communism

[balmy epoch]

syria attacking the golan is literally an impossibility

[spring bison]

no

[hollow garden]

And then crackdown on the NFP

[marsh lance]

Leon malenyev is real!!!

[spring bison]

you can do that with an autocrat run

or dictator run

[hollow garden]

Tf you mean no 😭

[marsh lance]

This is so awesome

[spring bison]

you can do it without increasing the limit

[hollow garden]

What was the word again

I forgot it

[marsh lance]

Election threshold?

[hollow garden]

Ah yes threshold

[limpid plover]

I love you pat

[marsh lance]

Frens ricter is a horrible compromiser btw

[spring bison]

im ngl

the assembly should be disbanded

and the executive be given all the power

[marsh lance]

He is the result of what would happen if you went radical reformist on your first run

[wraith quarry]

it's less syria and more Russia

[balmy epoch]

even russia

[marsh lance]

You DONT get the bill passed

[sullen pawn]

im back

[marsh lance]

Because of the conservatives

[sullen pawn]

my dad had to fill out my impact aid form

ok where was i

[spring bison]

no

[wraith quarry]

@balmy epoch personally i wouldn't take a nation like Russia directly attacking my ally tbh

[sullen pawn]

this

[spring bison]

you can do a deal with gloria even while going reformist

[alpine raft]

@wild mason pull up

I need yo shii

[marsh lance]

I know

I’ve done it twice now

[spring bison]

I have made a deal with gloria while going communist

communist

[marsh lance]

But what im saying is ricter is a horrible compromiser because he gets mad at you for making compromises to gloria when its required bro 😭

These sordish politicians have NEVER put themselves in another persons shoes let alone the presidents

[hollow garden]

Least authoritarian sollist:

[hollow garden]

I love gloria

[spring bison]

opinion on Petr btw

[spring bison]

ahem

excuse me

[hollow garden]

She is the most compromising person ever

[hollow garden]

what 👽

[spring bison]

gloria is stinky

[hollow garden]

A true homie but a horrible politician

[sullen pawn]

@rose cape are you gonna bomb israel or what

[hollow garden]

Doesn't he exploit young women

[marsh lance]

Least sollist “conservative” (their children have to ask to breathe in their household)

[hollow garden]

Using his position

[spring bison]

this is literally what petr says

to alphonso

[marsh lance]

Literally bro

[hollow garden]

I'm on mobile

So I never saw this

[spring bison]

no

that would be gus

[marsh lance]

Hes a real one, but what klez said

[hollow garden]

Real

[marsh lance]

GUS??1?1?1

[spring bison]

in the Rizia dlc he does that

[sullen pawn]

A recent israeli raid into jeresulum leads to 12 palestinian soldiers dead

[lucid oriole]

i was gonna BOMB it

[sullen pawn]

@lucid oriole israel counter attacks in golan heights and retakes land

[spring bison]

Gus is a great money launderer

but a bad person

[marsh lance]

Im convinced the conservative population in sordland is completely made of extremists

[vital latch]

can I steal the bodies and sell their organs

[hollow garden]

@marsh lance pat do you believe in reforming the USP or joining the NFPS

[lucid oriole]

Condemn Israeli activity in the west bank

[marsh lance]

Glazing a dictatorship

[hollow garden]

Whatever the acronym was

[lucid oriole]

They have nothing to do with the current war

[spring bison]

join the sordish communist party instead

[hollow garden]

Literally

[marsh lance]

Reforming the usp

[balmy epoch]

Israel controls all of Jerusalem

[hollow garden]

They want to destroy sordish democracy

[marsh lance]

If you unite it its goated

[sullen pawn]

@lucid oriole also btw israel already murdered most of hezbollah leadership

[spring bison]

I made the assembly be almost 100% communist

[hollow garden]

The young sords, the old guard and the NFP are all awful for sordland

[fallen cipher]

@sullen pawn can I change my country and start playing seriously

[sullen pawn]

i was under the impression half of it was controlled by palestine, other half by israel

[sullen pawn]

yea

[spring bison]

and I wiped out the old guard

[fallen cipher]

Show the map

Of the available countries

[hollow garden]

This is before the six days war

[lucid oriole]

@sullen pawn Move heavy artillery into Syrian positions and bombard them in the Golan Heights, set up defensive positions of our own defensive perimeter in the valleys around Golan

[marsh lance]

The young soll would be disgusted by the old soll and the deep state he created

[sullen pawn]

bro who is i taly

[lucid oriole]

Israel is occupying the West Bank

[sullen pawn]

someone took italy

i forgot who 😭

[hollow garden]

Soll is the perfect example of die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain

you know I think the turning point for soll was the Ezzam incident

[marsh lance]

What kind of plans would artor wisci have made

He might have actually cooked ngl

[lucid oriole]

kleznamish when are you doing shit in cold war

[marsh lance]

If the military coups you in suzerain your either a great person or a terrible terrible terrible president

[vital latch]

this is why we need nameplates to become standardized in map wars

[hollow garden]

If luderin didn't initiate a coup against him sordland would probably have been in a much better position now

[fallen cipher]

@sullen pawn I'm gonna join as bashar

[hollow garden]

I mean I personally don't mind getting couped by losef

Losef is a true patriot

[sullen pawn]

i knwo they dont control the ENTIRE west bank

[lucid oriole]

Does Syria want me gone?

[hollow garden]

But Kruger on the other hand

[fallen cipher]

Give me me Syria

[vital latch]

is this a tumor

[lucid oriole]

Why is the West meddling in the affairs of Syria

[wraith quarry]

i'm sure at least one side does

[fallen cipher]

@sullen pawn kick Russia out

Fuck russia

[lucid oriole]

Civil war is over

[balmy epoch]

Why is Russia meddling in the affairs of Syria

[fallen cipher]

@lucid oriole fucking rat

[lucid oriole]

Oh my goodness this dumbass

[balmy epoch]

because of me btw

[lucid oriole]

Why..?

[marsh lance]

What did the kingdom even do wrong gang 😭 honestly the kingdom of sordland didnt even seem that bad, it was chill when you were going to highschool before the coup

[hollow garden]

Extremely fair borders

[wraith quarry]

we're only having an issue with your using syria to make gains??

[fallen cipher]

You're a rat

[wraith quarry]

leave Syria alone bruh

[lucid oriole]

Wdym to make gains

[lucid oriole]

Wdym leave them alone

[fallen cipher]

You're a flea

[lucid oriole]

They want my troops there

[fallen cipher]

A bedbug

[lucid oriole]

So my troops are there

[fallen cipher]

Your a tick

[wraith quarry]

cap

[fallen cipher]

You're a parasite

You should be kicked from Syria and the middle east

[lucid oriole]

Do Palestinians want the French Special Forces 🤔

[limpid plover]

Ooo

[wraith quarry]

i didnt send them

[lucid oriole]

Irrelevant

[wraith quarry]

because there were no hostages to rescue

idiot

[lucid oriole]

https://tenor.com/view/pig-hug-snuggle-cuddle-gif-8474288

[wraith quarry]

YES IT IS

and again

[spring bison]

Soll is peak

[lucid oriole]

https://tenor.com/view/kobe-bryant-saiyan-power-great-gif-13665071

https://tenor.com/view/dogs-wiener-dog-toys-dog-blanky-pet-gif-16968668

[wraith quarry]

how is this comparable to rescuing LITERAL HOSTAGES

[spring bison]

Ezzam Incident is a lie

[balmy epoch]

@sullen pawn move 2 carrier strike groups to Haifa

[lucid oriole]

fakher only switched to syria because he’s mad at me for defending morocco btw @sullen pawn

[wraith quarry]

i wasnt there to interfere in palestine or israel
simply to kill the terrorists

[frank latch]

What's the current stuff with Syria?

[hollow garden]

Wasn't king Edmund an absolute monarch

[sullen pawn]

@lucid oriole a bomb just went off in moscows central area, 22 died and 40 more are injured, it seems to be an ISIS attack but is highly likely that the attacker was attempting to frame isis

[hollow garden]

And he got sordland into three wars in his reign

[spring bison]

shut up

[sullen pawn]

@fallen cipher i dont want you to be syria

[spring bison]

no kings

[hollow garden]

Literally

[fallen cipher]

Mf what??

[marsh lance]

Based

[hollow garden]

Soll saved the country from the fascists and communists

[wraith quarry]

this is actually wild

[sullen pawn]

some nations are better as npcs

[marsh lance]

True

[hollow garden]

PAT you can't say this!

[frank latch]

Ay

o

what

[fallen cipher]

No let me be Syria

[marsh lance]

Soll couldnt save sordland from his ego though

[frank latch]

ngl this seems like karma

[spring bison]

im a communist and im still alive

[lucid oriole]

I will nuke The West

[marsh lance]

Soll should become the new saint dast because holy shit

[frank latch]

for what?

[fallen cipher]

** YOU ** don't want me to join as syria

[marsh lance]

The way people religiously glaze him

[fallen cipher]

but I do

Let me be syria

[spring bison]

Soll's image will be seen everywhere

[lucid oriole]

No one does..?

[balmy epoch]

@sullen pawn let him be Syria don’t fall to pug’s pressure

[lucid oriole]

Don’t fall to my pressure when

[lucid oriole]

You only want him because he’ll be your puppet and fight me

[marsh lance]

Your political compass is a seismograph when we talk about suzerain

[hollow garden]

I'm telling lileas

[lucid oriole]

Which he will only do

[wraith quarry]

nobody wants syria

[balmy epoch]

he’s not my puppet

[lucid oriole]

Because I fought him over his invasion of Morocco

[wraith quarry]

syria is a desert wasteland

[lucid oriole]

🤔

[spring bison]

shut up

[hollow garden]

Bro's cult of personality is insane

[fallen cipher]

@lucid oriole see

100%

[lucid oriole]

Do U see the conflict of interest

[marsh lance]

“Im a communist and im still alive”

“Solls image will be seen everywhere”

[spring bison]

I believe in Sordish Pan-Arabism

[marsh lance]

Wiktor smolak would love you

[balmy epoch]

I wish to destroy you at all costs because you are favored by the host and it would make me happy to see you gone

[spring bison]

communism and sollism arent so different

[lucid oriole]

this is.. Not conduct-following behavior

[hollow garden]

LeBron is a trolla pat we shoulding ignora him

[wraith quarry]

anyways

[hollow garden]

He is evil

[marsh lance]

No its okay

This one is funny

[quick idol]

His ideology depends on how he feels today

🔥

[spring bison]

👽

[marsh lance]

Trua

Raynism when

[spring bison]

I am a communist today but im a fascist tomorrow

[hollow garden]

Okay I'm sorry

[spring bison]

https://tenor.com/view/dr-house-dr-gregory-house-dr-gregory-gif-13514172004559334125

[limpid plover]

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[marsh lance]

Hi nsoa

[wraith quarry]

@sullen pawn start working on renovating and revamping infrastructure in major french cities, we'll do our best to preserve historical stuff but we need to make sure people can live and work well

Also make sure everything is NOT car-centered
make as many alternatives to cars as possible.
This also includes revamping french railways and constructing tram-lines

[hollow garden]

nso!

[quick idol]

~bt

[hardy saffron]

@quick idol: @sullen pawn In France we do our best to start new projects and build big cities to preserve the past, but we make sure that people live and work well. Yes, there are many ways to travel. This includes the maintenance and construction of French railways.

[limpid plover]

KLEZ!!!

[lucid oriole]

You’ll be pretty car dependent when France is a nuclear wasteland

[hollow garden]

I want my car centred suburb dystopias tho 😔

[wraith quarry]

uhm

why are you saying that

[balmy epoch]

@sullen pawn invest in car manufacturing and support suburban development

[lucid oriole]

the blood of the prophet runs through me

[spring bison]

Iraqi invasion of America

[wraith quarry]

more empty russian nuclear threats 🥱

[fallen cipher]

@balmy epoch @wraith quarry send donations

I wanna rebuild syria

[wraith quarry]

get back to me when you have something real to say

[fallen cipher]

Please help

[hollow garden]

@fallen cipher are you Bashar

[balmy epoch]

are you still at war with Israel

[balmy epoch]

he is

[sullen pawn]

i didnt want him being syria anyway

[fallen cipher]

Yes

[fallen cipher]

I don't think so

[hollow garden]

Fakher what do you think of pan arabism

[fallen cipher]

I wanna be Syria

[sullen pawn]

soggy

[fallen cipher]

Let me be bashar

[hollow garden]

And the creation of the united arab republic

[spring bison]

I am going to hijack the sordish elections

[fallen cipher]

I'm the biggest bashar fan

[lucid oriole]

fakher only wants to be syria because i’m in syria

Btw

[fallen cipher]

That's so based

[fallen cipher]

No I don't

[alpine raft]

Nobody look at the map

Like ever aight

Trust me

[limpid plover]

I love you

[alpine raft]

Non one look at the map

[lucid oriole]

Why else would you switch off of a country I achieved a diplomatic victory over to a country I am invested in that you immediately cut off the investment from

[hollow garden]

Is this fr 👽

[spring bison]

Marcel Marcel

[hollow garden]

Me too

[fallen cipher]

Is it

[hollow garden]

Hello Marcel it's me lebron I want to glaze you for a 19K sordish Ren check

[fallen cipher]

I still remember the old days EEE

[sullen pawn]

LAND TRANSFER
After a deal between the two European allies goes north,
Poland gives up a large amount of land in exchange for access and participation in top secret German military programs

[hollow garden]

Fakher let him be

[limpid plover]

Shut the fuck up

[lucid oriole]

This would literally never happen

[limpid plover]

Leave me alone

[lucid oriole]

I am calling Bull Shit on this

[frank latch]

This is starting to look familiar

[hollow garden]

Eww

[fallen cipher]

@sullen pawn let me be Syria dude

[spring bison]

wtf

[frank latch]

Doesn't this violate multiple treaties?

[spring bison]

its stupid aswell

[hollow garden]

The geopolitical situation is different though

[lucid oriole]

Not only that but that is heavily industrialized land populated by Poles in its entirety

[sullen pawn]

yes but who is gonna enforce them

[lucid oriole]

Poland would literally never (and I mean NEVER) surrender this territory

[fallen cipher]

What the fuck

[frank latch]

[sullen pawn]

poland and germany have players

[wraith quarry]

NO

[sullen pawn]

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[wraith quarry]

NPO

NO

NO

NO

NO

[lucid oriole]

This is by far the stupidest thing yet

[wraith quarry]

NO

[lucid oriole]

Okay can we like

[fallen cipher]

Shut the fuck up bitch

[lucid oriole]

Coalition these dumbasses

[wraith quarry]

uhm not with you

[fallen cipher]

@sullen pawn I'm Syria btw

[wraith quarry]

you are still by far the largest threat to peace

however

im not liking this build up of the German empire

[spring bison]

you mean dumbasses?

[lucid oriole]

What have I done that is aggressive

[lucid oriole]

Yeah no we need to issue a unilateral demand to reverse the treaty

This cannot go unpunished

[limpid plover]

Ooo

[hollow garden]

@sullen pawn operation in sudan?

[wraith quarry]

go back into syria (after saying you wouldn't be there), forcefully took over and occupied the caucuses, and also fought a war between Azerbaijan, vs. Iran and U.S?

anyways

[balmy epoch]

@alpine raft dms

[alpine raft]

Hello

[sullen pawn]

A SECOND ATTACK
A recent terrorist attack has occurred in Paris, a bomb went off killing 6 and injuring 39
it agian, was made to look like a rouge terrorist attack, this time it seems Hamas was the perpetrator
Hamas (or whats left of it) refuses to comment on the situatuation

[hollow garden]

Wait are the Caucasus part of Russia

[fallen cipher]

That's so stupid

[hollow garden]

"Mr Macron the second attack has happened"

[sullen pawn]

no but they are effectively a russian puppet

[fallen cipher]

Why would hamas do that

[wraith quarry]

just another day in Paris

[limpid plover]

Ooo

[hollow garden]

This is definitely a set up

[limpid plover]

Wow

[frank latch]

CRAZY

[sullen pawn]

did u read the message btw
also you are syria because those god bless syria messages made me laugh

[limpid plover]

Evil

[frank latch]

@wraith quarry do you need help?

[fallen cipher]

thank you

[hollow garden]

@wraith quarry I offer my condolences

[wraith quarry]

just another day in paris

[frank latch]

@wraith quarry This is definitely article V

[sullen pawn]

@wraith quarry btw bosnia is in NATO

[limpid plover]

Hm

[fallen cipher]

@sullen pawn can I begin rebuilding our country with the donations from other countries

[sullen pawn]

yes

[fallen cipher]

Where's everyone

[sullen pawn]

what do u want 2 happen

[fallen cipher]

EEE

[limpid plover]

Can you stop bro

[fallen cipher]

Wdym?

[balmy epoch]

@sullen pawn expand our military cooperation with the UAE

especially in Sudan

[spring bison]

do you want to know where

[sullen pawn]

dms

[sullen pawn]

bro doesnt know

klez (egypt) is invading sudan

[balmy epoch]

in support of who

[sullen pawn]

the yellows

[balmy epoch]

the rsf, funded by the uae

[lucid oriole]

1. I said I would in exchange for peace in the middle east, which was violated when America invaded Azerbaijan
2. Necessary to avoid genocide
3. See point one

[wraith quarry]

1. no
2. no?
3. no

excuses

to justify

imperialism

[lucid oriole]

Yes on all three

[wraith quarry]

nope

you can't fool me

[limpid plover]

😢

[lucid oriole]

How is stopping people from murdering each other imperialism

?

[wraith quarry]

because you gain from it??

[fallen cipher]

oil john

[lucid oriole]

What do I gain

[fallen cipher]

Pug

[lucid oriole]

The occupation of Caucasia is actively hurting the Russian economy

It is a detriment for me to be there

[sullen pawn]

boys rival races will be boys rival races Haha!

[lucid oriole]

The only thing I gain is a secure southern border

[wraith quarry]

this is like if the British Empire took over land full of fighting tribes and forcefully made them stop killing each other

is that justified?

[lucid oriole]

Which I wouldn’t have because guess what

They would be MURDERING each other

[wraith quarry]

what does one gain from puppet states

and also buffer states

[spring bison]

im pretty sure they literally did this

[wraith quarry]

most definitely

was it justified?

[balmy epoch]

only imperialists have puppet states

[wraith quarry]

no

[lucid oriole]

Who is being blocked by Caucasia

[wraith quarry]

why would it be justified now

[lucid oriole]

Canada:

[sullen pawn]

@lucid oriole what will you do about the israeli resistance in Golan heights

[balmy epoch]

not my puppet

[lucid oriole]

french West Africa:

[balmy epoch]

he was kicked out of Syria

[wraith quarry]

i have stuff in west africa???

[lucid oriole]

french Central Africa:

[alpine raft]

Aight so

[wraith quarry]

when did i have stuff in Africa

[alpine raft]

W

[lucid oriole]

Why did a player who knows nothing about French foreign policy pick France

[fallen cipher]

This guy

[wraith quarry]

@sullen pawn stop doing stuff in Africa

[balmy epoch]

@sullen pawn btw using the logic of what happened in Azerbaijan the superior Israeli Air Force should be turning any invaders into dust rn

[fallen cipher]

THIS GUY

It's so joever

[sullen pawn]

MISTER SECRET PRESIDENT OF THE WORLD, A THIRD BOMB HAS HIT AN IMPORTANT CITY
Yet ANOTHER! Terrorist attack has occurred in Jerusalem, just 3 blocks from Dome of the rock where the prophet Muhammed was said to have ascended to heaven,
15 died and 9 were left injured

[fallen cipher]

France collapses

[balmy epoch]

you’re supporting governments fighting al qaeda

[wraith quarry]

why would i fight al qaeda

[spring bison]

oh my god bro

[fallen cipher]

The prophet Muhammad??

[lucid oriole]

btw using actual logic the peace you set up in the middle east is incredibly fragile and would dissolve the instant the golan heights were attacked

[sullen pawn]

did i get it wrong

i thought he was a prophet

[fallen cipher]

Why is he still alive

[sullen pawn]

ARE YOU AN IDIOT

[balmy epoch]

Muhammad was never in Jerusalem

[lucid oriole]

Yes he was

[wraith quarry]

anyways

[lucid oriole]

That’s where he ascended to Heaven

[wraith quarry]

you should stop being imperialistic @lucid oriole

[balmy epoch]

It didn’t even exist when we was born

[spring bison]

https://tenor.com/view/dr-house-dr-gregory-house-dr-gregory-gif-13514172004559334125

[lucid oriole]

are you stupid?

[sullen pawn]

he isnt alive, i was describing the area by mentioning him

[lucid oriole]

Leave West Africa buddy

[balmy epoch]

it was made by the ottomans

[sullen pawn]

stupid shit fr

[wraith quarry]

I just did

buddy

[lucid oriole]

jewish people were invented by the ottomans to justify invading poland btw

[balmy epoch]

they become Russian puppets if you leave btw

that’s what happened irl

[wraith quarry]

ill check on them and if I find russia interfering ill deal with it

[lucid oriole]

It was more they revolted against French control and became allied with Russia following French departure

See: Burkina Faso, Mali, Niger, Guinea

[sullen pawn]

muhamed was born in the 1300s
the first people lived in the now area of jeresulum as far back as 2,000 BCE

[lucid oriole]

he was born in 570 dumbass

[sullen pawn]

oh fr..

[wraith quarry]

yes

though yes,

[sullen pawn]

i was taught it was the 1300s in school

what the shit

[wraith quarry]

jerusalem preceedes mohammad

[spring bison]

your school is stupid

[sullen pawn]

w-

my life is a lie

my life is a lie

my life is a lie

my life is a lie

my life is a lie

my life is a lie

[spring bison]

spam

[sullen pawn]

vro...

[frank latch]

shut up

[spring bison]

you shut up

die

[wraith quarry]

I learned the 500s in mine 😭

yours is garbage

[sullen pawn]

i may just be wrong

[limpid plover]

Omg

[sullen pawn]

or new mandella effect dropped

[limpid plover]

The negativity

[fallen cipher]

@sullen pawn How much of Syria has been rebuilt?

[sullen pawn]

not much its only been a few months

[balmy epoch]

when do you end the war

cuz war is expensive and shit

[frank latch]

500's?
I thought he died in like 32 or something

[fallen cipher]

The war with Israel?

[balmy epoch]

yes

[sullen pawn]

@lucid oriole you are loosing air superiority over Golan Heights

[wraith quarry]

Jedha reference???

[fallen cipher]

@sullen pawn yea I should probably stop

[frank latch]

REAL

[balmy epoch]

he shouldn’t have had it in the first place

[spring bison]

AI

[wraith quarry]

somebody drew it

but

close enough

[balmy epoch]

Israel has insane air defense

[frank latch]

despite the fact that it is clearly signed

[spring bison]

that dosent mean anything?

[sullen pawn]

mb cuh!

[frank latch]

uh huh

[spring bison]

alien

[lucid oriole]

I never did anything air wise

I said to put heavy artillery in the region

[sullen pawn]

israeli advances

[lucid oriole]

is Israel invading past the Golan Heights

[sullen pawn]

they are doing it 2 attempt to encircle

[lucid oriole]

that’s.. idiotic

[sullen pawn]

they claim they will withdrawal after they retake golan

[sullen pawn]

mb!

ill retcon it

[spring bison]

oh my god bro

[sullen pawn]

🤫

[fallen cipher]

Offer peace

[sullen pawn]

there is a huge amount of russian military in syria so peace is really up to @lucid oriole

[lucid oriole]

I just wanted to attack Golan 🤫

[fallen cipher]

Kick them out

[lucid oriole]

Why is Fakher doing this btw

[sullen pawn]

think abt this for 10 seconds and get back to me

[fallen cipher]

Kill them

[lucid oriole]

Fakher is only playing to fuck me over by the Way

[balmy epoch]

@fallen cipher our planes depart from our aircraft carriers to support the Israeli Air Force in golan

[sullen pawn]

ok take 10 more seconds

[fallen cipher]

@lucid oriole MF LEAVE ALREADY

[balmy epoch]

use deep strikes to attack Russian positions inside Syria

[lucid oriole]

deep what

[sullen pawn]

"deep strokes"

[balmy epoch]

do not attack the Syrian army

[spring bison]

this is schizo

[fallen cipher]

honey bee why did you say that

[balmy epoch]

@fallen cipher your army should withdraw and also cut off logistics from the Russians

[fallen cipher]

@sullen pawn ☝🏼☝🏼☝🏼☝🏼☝🏼☝🏼☝🏼☝🏼👆🏼👆🏼👆🏼👆🏼👆🏼👆🏼🆙🆙⬆️⤴️⤴️⤴️⤴️📈

[sullen pawn]

@balmy epoch dms

[wraith quarry]

@lucid oriole leave Syria

[lucid oriole]

Oh my goodness no

I don’t accept Fakher as the leader of Syria because he’s only playing to fuck me over ☝️

[sullen pawn]

this is so dumb

[balmy epoch]

it’s not

[sullen pawn]

who do u think is rebuilding syria rn???

[balmy epoch]

Syria will be freed

[sullen pawn]

it aint the US thats for sure

[fallen cipher]

@balmy epoch that's true

[balmy epoch]

we were supposed to be sending him money

Russia sure as hell ain’t doing anything

[lucid oriole]

honey bee complaining about golan not acknowledging that a turkish withdrawal is impossible btw

[balmy epoch]

they’re starting a massive ass war for no reason

[balmy epoch]

it’s literally not

[sullen pawn]

anyhoo

woukd

israel

try to

annexx gaza

rn

they fully occupy it

[lucid oriole]

I attack Golan in retaliation for Israeli pushes into the West Bank and Gaza

[balmy epoch]

Israel has 0 plans to annex Gaza

[sullen pawn]

hezbollah and hamas are crippled

[lucid oriole]

Also yes that is dumb

Occupation is literally just a better plan for Israel

[sullen pawn]

ok

thats why i asked 🤓

[lucid oriole]

Annexation = international condemnation

Occupation = no one has to say anything

[sullen pawn]

anyway keep in mindi srael occupies gaza

[balmy epoch]

the Bashar government and the Turkish one have been in talks for ages

[fallen cipher]

Is that supposed to be gaza

[sullen pawn]

yep

[lucid oriole]

Proof?

[balmy epoch]

most of the fighting is between Hayat Tahrir al-sham and the government

[lucid oriole]

what do you make of the current situation in Saudi Arabia

[sullen pawn]

its a good map btw

(no its not)

[wraith quarry]

imperialist

they dont even want you there

[balmy epoch]

the occupied parts are mainly against the Kurds

[lucid oriole]

They do

[wraith quarry]

no they don't

ask the syria player

[fallen cipher]

This shit is so ass 😭

[lucid oriole]

Fakher doesn’t but he isn’t the legitimate ruler so I don’t care

[sullen pawn]

dont care

[balmy epoch]

American allies btw

The Kurds

[wraith quarry]

@sullen pawn confirm

[sullen pawn]

i mean wdym by legitimate ruler

[lucid oriole]

person controlling syria

[fallen cipher]

I'm BASHAR AL ASSAD

[lucid oriole]

He only joined to fuck me over which is not chill

[fallen cipher]

Not true btw

[balmy epoch]

he wanted to play as Syria

you occupied his country practically

[lucid oriole]

He wanted to play as Spain until I forced him out of Morocco

Wow!

[lucid oriole]

when

[sullen pawn]

chroo how syria is in a civil war but im allowing someone to control it lieks its 1 unified state

[balmy epoch]

it’s a hyperbole but most people don’t want foreign troops on their lands

[wraith quarry]

right now?

[lucid oriole]

i’m talking about when he was spain buddy

he is only playing as syria and only wants to play as syria because it hurts me

[balmy epoch]

the Turks withdrew anyways

[lucid oriole]

☝️

[balmy epoch]

so it’s just the government and Kurds

[sullen pawn]

@quick idol get in here btw

[lucid oriole]

thus he should not be allowed to play

[wraith quarry]

okay but he is

so

suck it up

[lucid oriole]

When was switching even allowed btw

[balmy epoch]

he didn’t even know you had troops there until I told him

[wraith quarry]

you're a big boy

[lucid oriole]

He did because he only switched when I started my attack on Golan

[balmy epoch]

he didn’t

[lucid oriole]

Btw I’m switching to spain I just decided @sullen pawn

[sullen pawn]

ok

[wraith quarry]

ooh

[sullen pawn]

i just relized i never did catalonia :c

[fallen cipher]

@balmy epoch

[balmy epoch]

@sullen pawn I’m switching to Russia

[lucid oriole]

Militarize and enforce a one party dictate under the conservatives

Invade Gascony

[sullen pawn]

👽

[lucid oriole]

Those are my 2 orders

[fallen cipher]

@sullen pawn I'm switching to the USA

[balmy epoch]

polls don’t work for me

[sullen pawn]

@sullen pawn im switching to algeria

[balmy epoch]

wanna be besties

[fallen cipher]

Okay!

[sullen pawn]

anyway heres my consensus

im mapping the syrian civil war

[lucid oriole]

Can we declare garlic mw over and play Coldwar instead

☝️

[balmy epoch]

Turkey withdrew

[void axle]

Why

[fallen cipher]

Why did he say this

[wraith quarry]

W

[lucid oriole]

Yea okay

[sullen pawn]

when

like what year

[frank latch]

he he he

[balmy epoch]

back then

during the peace talks

[lucid oriole]

This is all the proof I needed

[sullen pawn]

cuz since 2019 ercan has controled turkiye

[void axle]

Why have I been summoned

[sullen pawn]

garlic mw

[balmy epoch]

before ercan joined

[sullen pawn]

ok

[lucid oriole]

@sullen pawn Launch missiles at Bosnian military sites

[balmy epoch]

the Kurds exist but they’re chill with the government

[fallen cipher]

@sullen pawn bomb russia

[void axle]

Oh give me like 50 minutes, did I miss anything?

[sullen pawn]

btw im not ending this mapwar ill npc all of your nations

i do not care 😭

[sullen pawn]

nah not much has happened

👽

[fallen cipher]

I'm Spain btw

[void axle]

Aren’t they literally NATO

[fallen cipher]

I just decided

[frank latch]

that's meta-gaming

[lucid oriole]

They also funded terror attacks all over the world

So

Idk man

[sullen pawn]

@fallen cipher why are you an annoying peice of shit btw

[void axle]

What the fuck

[frank latch]

@sullen pawn meta-gaming

[sullen pawn]

actually immature as fuck

[void axle]

@frank latch did you commit terrorism

[fallen cipher]

I'm not

[frank latch]

no

[fallen cipher]

I'm very mature

[sullen pawn]

you are?

[lucid oriole]

Curious how this comes up after a slav suicide bombed Moscow

And Paris

🤔

[frank latch]

this is meta-gaming

[fallen cipher]

No I'm not El Oo El

[lucid oriole]

What could this mean!

[frank latch]

you can't act on this

[lucid oriole]

Not my fault Fakher leaked it

Lol!

[sullen pawn]

@lucid oriole this is why game room hosting is actually so terrible btw

[fallen cipher]

El Oo el

[limpid plover]

Ooo

[lucid oriole]

I was already suspect of you and am literally launching an investigation

This was bound to come up eventually

[balmy epoch]

yeah you have to deal with oil John

[frank latch]

doesn't change the fact you can't act on it

[void axle]

I mean I can’t do anything other then ignore it, be neutral or support Bosnia

[frank latch]

launch the investigation

[lucid oriole]

It does actually

[void axle]

I’m gonna ignore this

[sullen pawn]

this is actually the most sped shit ive ever seen

[fallen cipher]

People don't take your map wars seriously

[frank latch]

the only thing you can do is "investigate"

[wraith quarry]

aren't you spain now

[hollow garden]

I do

[sullen pawn]

they do when i host in aw because people there arent stupid

[hollow garden]

Speak for yourself fakher

[void axle]

@sullen pawn I have got a fun little idea

[lucid oriole]

what are you going to do about the saudi situation btw

[balmy epoch]

I’ve been helping the RAF with the uae

[limpid plover]

Huh

[sullen pawn]

people dont take my mw serious here because i let idiots like you nation hop

[fallen cipher]

@west path @wild mason @balmy epoch PLEASE HOST

[wraith quarry]

just ban him guh

ban fakher too

[lucid oriole]

So just don’t allow nation hopping

?

[fallen cipher]

El Oo el

Insane cope moment

[balmy epoch]

Georgian mustache man, German mustache man and George bush (savior of the world)

[frank latch]

@sullen pawn do dms

(definitely not a terrorist attack)

[sullen pawn]

then people get mad!

[fallen cipher]

@frank latch who are you

[frank latch]

not Czechia

[lucid oriole]

By “People” you mean Fakher who admitted to not taking yours seriously

[fallen cipher]

Who are you

[frank latch]

Croatia

[fallen cipher]

Who are you

[lucid oriole]

he’s a massively deflated Bosnia

[frank latch]

@lucid oriole how do you explain the attack against Paris btw?

He's my ally

Literally gives me military aid

[limpid plover]

Huh

Evil

[balmy epoch]

that was Hamas (supported and funded by Russia)

[frank latch]

crazy

[balmy epoch]

I’m collecting every tropical fish

[hollow garden]

@west path

My beautiful 10 year old son's stats so far

He is ass at diplomacy

[lucid oriole]

i never funded hamas btw

[frank latch]

@fallen cipher snitch btw

[limpid plover]

Op

[sullen pawn]

CALM DOWN MY CHILDREN!

[limpid plover]

Idk what im doing

[frank latch]

I'm cooked
aren't I?

[limpid plover]

No bow

[hollow garden]

I might have accidentally caused a Norwegian english personal union

I'm so stupid

[limpid plover]

Huh

[hollow garden]

Most people too nso

Life is funny

It's not a straight road

It's more of a river

[limpid plover]

Yet I didnt laugh once

[hollow garden]

😔

[limpid plover]

Its okay

[lucid oriole]

https://tenor.com/view/pig-hug-snuggle-cuddle-gif-8474288

[sullen pawn]

@balmy epoch @hollow garden @lucid oriole @wraith quarry @frank latch

i am

back

[lucid oriole]

ya allah this is eye and ponchorc

[sullen pawn]

hows this

@balmy epoch @hollow garden @lucid oriole @wraith quarry @frank latch

@balmy epoch @hollow garden @lucid oriole @wraith quarry @frank latch

@balmy epoch @hollow garden @lucid oriole @wraith quarry @frank latch

@balmy epoch @hollow garden @lucid oriole @wraith quarry @frank latch

:3

[limpid plover]

Bro

[sullen pawn]

im not ending session btw

[limpid plover]

Which is which

[wraith quarry]

did you get all my actions

[lucid oriole]

This is crazy

[sullen pawn]

i used this map

so-

heavily simplified ofc

[lucid oriole]

Why does the west want to destroy Russia btw

[wraith quarry]

as of 9/11 ☠️

[lucid oriole]

We have done nothing but promote peace and prosperity

[sullen pawn]

9/11... /23

[wraith quarry]

no?

[sullen pawn]

september 11th, 2023

so exactly 22 years after 9/11

[wraith quarry]

from my perspective you've done nothing but expand your influence and power to benefit Russia

[sullen pawn]

which is kind of crazy how there are prolly people younger than 22 fighting in that conflict.....

[lucid oriole]

Is withdrawing from Crimea and Transnistria “expanding russian influence and power to benefit russia”?

[sullen pawn]

they werent even alive when it got started but they are the ones finishing it

[frank latch]

hewo

[lucid oriole]

I don’t think so pal

[lucid oriole]

Are U dumb

[wraith quarry]

yes

[sullen pawn]

??

[limpid plover]

Why is fakher trying to rebuild in this situation

[lucid oriole]

The Syrian Civil War didn’t start on 9/11

Dumbass

[sullen pawn]

well i know

but like

butterfly effect

ykwim

america invading iraq destabalized region

that stuff

[lucid oriole]

Arab Spring wasn’t caused by the US invasion of Iraq

[sullen pawn]

butterfly effect!

[wraith quarry]

you stand to benefit from looking like you aren't the imperialist power you are, so nations are more friendly, and then are more likely to accept russian influence

[lucid oriole]

In fact Iraq wasn’t affected by the Arab Spring nearly as much as its neighbours because of US influence

[lucid oriole]

I literally have been nothing but friendly with Europe

[sullen pawn]

with europe

[wraith quarry]

uh huh

definitely

[sullen pawn]

sure

balkans isnt in europe right?

[lucid oriole]

With the world actually

[sullen pawn]

ok so actually

[lucid oriole]

I was friendly until Puffin (Satan) betrayed me for his own gain

[sullen pawn]

i have not taken a single action since this poll

[wraith quarry]

definitely did not threaten to nuke Germany, France, Bosnia, definitely did not fund separatist groups in Bosnia and/or Croatia

again you're literally just putting on a mask to make yourself not look as bad but you haven't actually changed

[sullen pawn]

none of that counts btw

[kindred fjord]

Hello Gameroom

[lucid oriole]

I threatened to nuke terrorists and treaty breakers

[kindred fjord]

🗿

[wraith quarry]

France is a terrorist organization

[limpid plover]

Hi trazyn

[wraith quarry]

i did not know that

[kindred fjord]

Of course it is

[sullen pawn]

@hollow garden @balmy epoch @frank latch

[frank latch]

?

[lucid oriole]

When are we unilaterally demanding Germany and Poland reverse their deal btw

That’s actually so dumb

[sullen pawn]

session resume

[void axle]

Well actually he may actually have a point there

[sullen pawn]

@lucid oriole ok so now we need 2 deal with how fucker leaked bow;s stuff

[wraith quarry]

wwhen you aren't the main threat

[void axle]

Not about anything else but about France…

Idk… they do get a lot of domestic terrorism…

Just saying

[lucid oriole]

they defend terrorists

[lucid oriole]

I’ve been investigating Bosnian involvement

It was going to come out anyway

[sullen pawn]

Yep!

im using that excuse!

[void axle]

France has like eleven terrorist groups threatening them

Just saying

The French probably aren’t throwing stones considering they live in a glass house

[lucid oriole]

@void axle Should I keep going through the civil war in Saudi Arabia or should I just

[frank latch]

ik

[lucid oriole]

Actually nvm it’ll probably take a few more years

At least

[sullen pawn]

no de-rail please

[lucid oriole]

I’m talking about a mw that is permanently active buddy

If anything ur derailing me

[void axle]

No Islamic State?

[wraith quarry]

no

i defend NATO nations

yes what Bosnia did was wrong

in every way of the word

but that doesn't mean you can simply attack NATO nations??

[frank latch]

I didn't do anything though

[sullen pawn]

this is like saying white people are oppressed because they were slaves first

[frank latch]

crazy

[lucid oriole]

@wild mason btw egyptian oil production is significantly hindered by Nasser’s coup failing and what is produced is funneled into British pockets

[frank latch]

@lucid oriole stop derailing

[void axle]

Considering a Serbian peace mission to Syria…

[marsh lance]

Guys i think slavery is bad

[void axle]

No way!

[wraith quarry]

i disagree

[marsh lance]

Ofc

[wild mason]

That's crazy. Shit.

[limpid plover]

PAT!!

[limpid plover]

Its evil

[void axle]

Hey, is there anyone in Syria that particularly aligns with Serbia’s ideals

[stiff roost]

Are there like any vacant nations or do I have to revolt somewhere

[sullen pawn]

there are many open nations

[sullen pawn]

not rlly..

[stiff roost]

Oh cool!

[ancient glen]

i am not that things alr

alt

[lucid oriole]

I would recommend somewhere in subsaharan africa, like Burkina Faso, Tanzania, or Senegal

[lucid oriole]

Oh my goodness please

check your dms

[stiff roost]

Alr noted

[ancient glen]

an invasive species

[sullen pawn]

ok so

@lucid oriole dms now?

even w/ israel?

u could..

cease fire with israel b4 dms...

[lucid oriole]

i thought that already happened

i attacked the golan heights in retaliation for their moves in the west bank

nothing more

[lucid oriole]

if you want to be allies with me, I’d recommend Mali as they’re close with Russia and are doing the Sahel Confederation with Burkina Faso and Niger

[marsh lance]

Truesing

[sullen pawn]

nope

but

you can

do a ceasefire rn

with these borders

[lucid oriole]

Large pop growth + large gdp increase

[lucid oriole]

I literally just wanted to shell their positions in Golan 😭

[sullen pawn]

niger is slighlty worse off rn than irl

cuz the war

[sullen pawn]

just sign a quick ceasefire so we can do bosnia !!

[lucid oriole]

If anything that’s a boost because of how fucking awful the huge population growth is going to be for them

[lucid oriole]

Signed

[sullen pawn]

ok

[lucid oriole]

Niger is expected to reach 100 million by 2100 iirc

[frosty drum]

I'm scared of saying that country name

[lucid oriole]

They have 20 million people today

[sullen pawn]

@frank latch @balmy epoch @frank latch @void axle get in here pooki's

[sullen pawn]

i think i've seen someone be warned once but it was removed

its mostly just clueless t-mods who check in on chat, see niger and insta warn

w/o looking for context

[frosty drum]

One Missclick and its over 💀

[sullen pawn]

yep!

@frank latch @balmy epoch @frank latch @void axle get in here pooki's

@frank latch @balmy epoch @frank latch @void axle get in here pooki's

@frank latch @balmy epoch @frank latch @void axle get in here pooki's@frank latch @balmy epoch @frank latch @void axle get in here pooki's

bru

[stiff roost]

Wouldn't mind being allies then

@sullen pawn can I get Mali?

[void axle]

The fuck you want me to do?

File a complaint to the UN that Russia is being stinky?

[lucid oriole]

For some context, Mali is fighting a war against Amazigh/Tuareg insurgents in the north

[frosty drum]

Yes

[lucid oriole]

Burkina Faso and Niger are fighting al-Qaeda and other Islamist groups

[void axle]

Please explain to me in detail what the United Nations is gonna do

[lucid oriole]

I’ve been funding them and sending them troops this whole time, idk if they’ve settled it by now

[lucid oriole]

I’ll just use my veto if they propose sanctions lol

Also Bosnia attacked me with TERRORISTS

[void axle]

Send Mr Putin a strongly worded letter?