#🎲game-room
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Happy because you're here
Did he die
Nso is back already?
What even happened to NSO
Lobotomized
I’ll answer it
We need usa40 back
But what happened to the other 39 USAs
I don’t trust you to give me an unbiased take on islamism
Oh wait it’s about that
Nevermind
Wdym what happened
@west path i am gonna become the most stacked i can be
Didnt you leave for a bit
Yes
thanka
Why
I will try
The Seljuks look like this tho
And they have around 36K troops
I only have 5K
The crusade hasn't triggered yet
Why
dms
Irl issues
Why?
Guys I'm getting Mandela effected
From what
/10?
that's pretty bad
She got mad
damn
Its french 😔
And now I have to study french
fair enough
And I get a phone that I only use for calling my parents
I love yall
Real
Well whenever I'm in this situation
We all love you nso!!
I just study really hard to get a decent grade in the next test
I have 4 tests
And then I return to slacking
You're cooler kleez
Hm try to get good grades in them belemin
You can do it belemin
French physics english history
Are you good at physics, english and history
Uh
or also cooked
Physics is hard
Yes
So that's understandable
Why do we even need to learn that
Did you do well
Well it's useful if you want to become an engineer
Cya
Bye!
Damn thats kinda deep klez
😔💔
the city grows
what r u playing as
Are u playing the demo
shit is happening in cold war btw
its pretty much a fishing village of lizard people
Show
im kind ahaving a few holding problems
i gotta sort some shit out rn
brb
I will do actions later don't worry
HOWEVER
i need an important question answered
What
should we give humans full rights or wait until we have slavery?
@wraith quarry opinion
does this look demo to you
Slavery
i want to do the former to get research set up faster
Then do IT
I'm a duke in England
idk
how many hours have you poured into the campaign
Are you going to do anything about the situation in Arabia
It's still in the beginning
This is my second character
Old screenshot
I’ve considered playing ck2 without dlc but idk if it will be a good experience
Ooo
Well I played it a bit without dlcs and it was fun
@vapid plinth I saw
hey guys
do you guys remember that shawty in my class
so im kinda scared to date her now
What happened
i cant say it here
Nek did you get game
Say in the gc
Wait you aren't in the gc
sorry 😔✊
nekcrop play Coldwar
i will
@hollow garden dont tell him about the plotting against nekcrop gc
ercan play coldWar
Idk
@alpine raft did it happen
nah
give rough estimate
The ultimate humiliation
il dm you it
and also how fast does ck2 run for you blawg
5 hours
guhh
Well pretty decentish
i usually DIE after 100 years of campaign
it just becomes a slog
like 4 days per second
and also the later start dates go abit slower than the earlier ones
Yes
Some mods need dlcs though
No
You can
why are you defending Decafa
You can?
mods are tailored for dlc experience
they don’t work very well with no dlc
But you can
venus if he played coldwar
what are you going to do in cold war btw
L
why do all of the trucial states get absorbed in the uae in these timelines
@cunning niche btw you NEED to sort out the deal with Iraq
imma play more ck3
I would like to know what canon event was altered that lead to this
Two things
The Bolshevik revolution failed in Russia
And a socialist coup happened in the US
are those related in any way?
no
crazy
@hollow garden hiiii
hi decafa
Hiii guys
do the oldest people get to rule
Whats up
that gives me 0 time to build my dude
l
N S O
B e l e m i n
H R U
O k a y
R E A L L Y ?
@hollow garden i grew
Kill all wildlife and build industry
N o t r e a l l y
W H A T I S I T
Hi klex
Go back to #🌋worldbox-chat please
game?
songs of syx
It’s surprisingly good
It’s like rimworld but much higher scale
And medieval
Basically it’s a city builder with many different resources, you gotta build different buildings, like there’s different types of farms
It’s very complex but also very simple at the same time
There’s even different species and each person has their own moods you have to manage
toast when are you banning decafa
S A D
😔
Totally not stolen
What
Fortnite
Belemin
NSO
@pine copper would it be admin abuse if I banned you right before you get to level 100
it woudnt
tos ban him
he has atleast 1.000 tos slurs here
I love you
Ilyt no homo
No
It is a righetous execution
To hold up our strong justice!
Yes!
Please stop him
He can't win the race
It's haram
whos suppose to win the race
what do you want blud
wait
It is over
what happened
dont wait
Decafa will win
KLEZ KLEZ
NOOO
honeydas will lose 😢
decafat has a significant margin
@limpid plover NSO NSO!
There has to be something
@balmy epoch please
Yap
Be like qevie
@hardy edge can we give XP to honey bee
i am literally summoning all the plagues of egypt on decafa
oh hell yeah
not even close anymore
Yap like me pre ban
Decafa is a fraud!!!
I love you klez
@toastman can we give decafa xp.
honeydas had math ex
please
ams
DECAFA?
ban him
Honey bee*
ban him now
unfortunatly you cannot give xp
save the server
im sorry
@toastman can we give decafa xp.
no no it's not like what it looks like
otherwise I would say sure
How could you vro...
we should give it all to worldbot
and have level 1000 worldbot amp
Me when decafa wins
There really is nothing we can do
@toastman can we ban decafa
I tink about best it would be like, level 200 something if we all gave xp
PETITION TO BAN DECAFA REPLY WITH "YES"
😔
NSO are you sad that decafa's winning
It is so over
Literally
It is fate klez
Dystopia
Im sad to everything
@prime compass did I show you that one internal map I made for the commonwealth
I forgot if I did
And as our glorious King honey bee falls, one must rise up in his place!
Nso don't sad
Yes
oh ok
if the whole world stands agaisnt us
This
and only micronesia is rooting for us
Super honey
I stay well informed

@balmy epoch is this true
@west path I'm so cooked
I'm stuck on gavelkind succession
My freaking vassals
Are not letting me change it
😃
what game
what do you think 👽
idk?
(ck2)
real
Nah I’d win
Border gore
Ayo
It is?
Me if decafa wins
I tried to avoid that
Hiiii wolfie
Hai
@west path should i fight for independence? I got the allies to do so.
my liege taxes are only 0.8
Who is your liege?
سيتم لعن سلالتك بأكملها بـ 1000 ضربة
yes
the hre
Looks like a civil war like 2 months in progression
~bt
@rose cape: كل دمه ملعون بـ 1000 هجمة.
أرجوك لا! يا ليبرون سلالاتي اهم شئ بالنسبة لي 🥺
OVER
what are they saying
@wild mason translate
@west path should i fight the hre for independence?
That seems stupid tho
وطني حبيبي
الوطن الاكبر
يوم ورا يوم
امجاده بتكبر
وانتصراته مالية حياته
وطني بيكبر وبيتحرر
وطني .. وطني
well how many troops do you have
i have more men thãn them
And the Emepror
22k to 17k
إِنَّا ِلِلَّٰهِ وَإِنَّا إِلَيْهِ رَاجِعُون
i allied poland and hungary
وطني يا غالي قلبي من الوجود كله
وطني حبيبي
also im very fucking strong
الوطن الاكبر
وطني يا مالك حبك قلبي
وطني يا وطن الشعب العربي
يا اللي ناديت بالوحدة الكبرى
بعد ما شفت جمال الثورة
انت كبير
واكبر كتير
من الوجود كله
من الخلود كلــه
يا وطني
Oh
like obscenely rich and strong
Cook the Emepror nek
@alpine raft what titles do you have
just for the record
take over like a kingdom and then do that
i spend more money on men at arms than the king
@alpine raft take over bavaria and do that
im the kingdom of bohemia
He has more troops than him
@alpine raft I say you should rebel
This seems like the perfect opportunity
thats what im trying to ascertain
no critter
sup nekcrop
The sudden heart attack that will kill his character:
One of these nations is above the rest
i dont know how
Misr uber all!
that is Sudan
proof?
but i genuinely spend more money than the king on troops
look
i got 18.9 per month
but
i spend a fuckton on troops
fuckk
real
hold up
i gotta pump up my men at arms
this fuckers beating me
so he spends 9.4 i spend 7.1 so thats 2.3 needed to surpass him
حلو يا مجد يا مالي قلوبنـا
حلو يا نصر يا كاسي رايتنا
حلوة يا وحدة
يا جامعه شعوبنـــا
حلو يا احلى نغم في حــياتنا
يا نغم ساري بين المحيطين
بين مراكش والبحرين
في اليمن ودمشق وجدة
نفس الغنوة لأجمل وحدة
وحدة كل الشعب العربي
@hardy edge
Please punish him
i accuse decafa of exp farming half of the things he says arent even part of a convo
~bt
honey bee actually talks
,roll 20 expand
im killing you klez
:game_die: You rolled 13
@frank latch: يا قلبي مت يا أرض السلام الحلوة. أغنية جميلة عن حياتنا "الطريق بين البحرين". قم دائمًا بتنزيل الأغاني بين مراكش والبحرين واليمن ودمشق وجدر.
wild
imma send a pic of my armies
Insane
stop
Is retinue worth it
It seems way too expensive
oh nice
hehehehe
Insane
EMPEROR OF NOTHING
do you have heavy cav
I SPEND 5 MORE FUCKING GOLD THAN HIS ASS
no
did you check men at arms stats and terrain buffs and debuffs
no
i do not care
i have higher dread than the king lmfao
hold up
how the fuck
wait
minmax it to ruin the emperors army
no
no
no no
why am i spend less than the king again
so unfair
im gonna leave it like that
he prolly bought mercenaries
its like they want me to make money
my spending went down drastically
il leave it
like that
also
im on the council as spymaster so thats vibes
Hey thats where Im from!
😭
im 5 years away from getting guilds aka getting 1 more domain limit which will give me 20% of my fucking money back
im bombing your house
Wow
@west path @hollow garden im gonna test what happens when i raise my army
@fallow lark lurker detected
11 gold per month
absolutely not
absolutely yes
im fine
you're not fine
LeBron shut up
why would i be cooked
YOU shut up
Hm
Are you about to rebel?
-11 gold per month in ck3 is literally extreme poverty
its like 0.8 gold that my liege takes idgf
yeah im in poverty when i raise my entire army
I went from this to this in 28 years
O no
From zero to England's most powerful vassal
These fascists among us
All thanks to the pope
Now conquer everything
is that eu4
oh so you are staying in the HRE after all?
yurrr
no ck2
i cant be bothered to fight rn
im way too rich to do those brokie things
ehh do i want to? nahhhh
Real
I just overthrew the previous king
for the fun of it
The Rus will rise again, victory is near!
The new queen loves me
And she is weaker than me
So I might just usurp the throne
get the throne dude
Insane I would have went from countess to queen in one character
Ireland will soon destroy your evil empire
Why not 👽
Hiii guys
How did vro manage that
i dont do that brokie uhhh rebel thing i mean my emperor is a glorified mercenary on a really good pay in my oppinion
The crusade
Somehow I was the biggest contributor
Me starting bannerlord as a girl soloing bandits and imprisoning them for early units
and i died
so you got the funds to conquer lots of land?
and piety for duchy claims
yessing and I asked the pope to the claims
i have gone through like 5 kings
Wdym?
Like you mean that you are basically as powerful as the emperor
reala
Kleznam
The rat
its the oldest living member thingy so i basically always am old
Oh seniority
with the alliances i got i can beat his ass ngl
no die
@alpine raft wyd in this situation
oh shit fuck i gotta redo my alliances
Me rushing vitality and cheat death so I can be an effectively immortal god empress in bannerlord
Europe 1100 mod go brr
aight i redid my alliances @hollow garden i can beat the hre into shape pretty easily
Every time I come back to the game the mod is updated and I have to restart lol
we equal
if yall ever need staff representation, who are yall choosing (cant say walrus that mf been on break for like 9 months)
How
@hardy edge You can ban him now
Wouldn't the marriages effects have ended
Bro
why are you leaking it in chat
I cant ban klez, he's so cool
i allied poland and denmark
uh oh
I swear to god
I know but like don't you need a marriage
if this
wait ck3 has alliances differently right
theres a diplomacy thing that allows me to without a marriage
Ah yeah
when i get primogeniture
in about 100 years
il be able to fix the old people problem
@hollow garden is this about Namibia
What is happening
I know about your dark past klez… remember Namibia
Klez is telling their backstory
@west path so im making about 21.2 rn with 2 more in domain limit than i need. I also have like 7k troops. what do you recomend
i died
hey guys idk if i gotta tell you this but please do not remake the holocaust in map wars or any tradedgy / mass systematic murder that is not fine
Eyequ took over klez
Its over
Game room is over
Was it allowed before this
There were no rules to prohibit it so...
eat more land and go even taller
True
make infinite money
THIS IS WHY NAMIBIA HAPPENED KLEZ
YOU HAD NO SELF RESTRAINT
MILLIONS DEAD
Rich
nek what do you do with all this money
insert pink tribe
reinvest in my lands
hehe
Was going to do this in Quatai
If not for the noble Esseron
not a real life tragedy
Pyramid scheme
thanks for being my propaganda minister klez i really appreciate it
Huh
more like a crypto rugpull but yeah
The propaganda ministry welcomes all
@limpid plover NSO!
hi
@hollow garden when do we stop him
KLEZ!
Youre a governor in my land
There is nothing we can do
Ireland is superior
😔
A Celtic druid from there tried to conquer glorious England
why
England is ass
Ireland forever
Belemin!
NSO!!!!!!!!
Wdym why
Why are you sad that I'm getting Excalibur
I love you
@west path is fort level important? and how high should it be?
What im sad that honey bee will lose
Ilyt no homo
Yes!
schizo
Shush
Belemin X NSO
@west path @hollow garden i just tripled my archers is that cool?
Shush
Woah woah woah!!!
Pleae refrain from talking
Uhm
Pleae
Please leave
Go to #🌋worldbox-chat
Where scoundrels like you belong
👽
when should I Hoßt?
No
This is mean
I am only stating my opinion
i gotta rebuild my entire army now
Dont be mean belemin
makes a place harder to siege
Its sad
thats really it
thats significant right?
Ok
kinda
onagers negate it because they siege that fast
im on mangonels rn ngl
it is until late game siege weapons
~bt
Nah, i’d do something.
Aegis civil war?
@rose cape: Anger quickly overcame him and he refused.
no
you and Belemin are arguing
part 2
👽
part 3
coming to a theatre near you
No
👽
@frank latch raise small troops in Aegis and kill lebron
,roll 1
:game_die: You rolled 1
Ez
,roll 20
:game_die: You rolled 20
crazy
I KEEP GETTING ALMOST FUCKING STACKWIPED
W
skill issue
Gamlusian 2.0 just dropped
real...
@spring bison Aegis devolved into civil war
your monarchy was overthrown and the previous one returned
insane
👽
Should i disband my pikeman and put in horses
where?
Who are you fighting?
(your sentence)
hungarian rebels because my hungarian ally is incompetent at ruling
oh yeah
Insane 😭
I legitimately am illiterate
so me
Sad
a bohemian motherfucker has to ride into poland and attempt to carry this guy, but my 8k cannot fight 20 thousand big buff hungarian dude by itself
what
what is bro saying
my allie is constantly in a fucking tiranny war
L
@rose cape: I can't convince my Hungarian brothers to join the Hungarian revolution
wild
Imre negy in 1956 colourized
sad
Goodnight qevie
ok so i was made to be the steward fucking finally, the guy that is rich as fuck is finally made the steward
good
i did it
Gn!
i did a germany reskin
Noice
what did you do
i changed germany a little
The border with Austria?
Hiiii kelon!
hi NSO
what 👽
i will soon have 10 domain limit
Your demense is 10??
we need to redo game room roblox playthroughs
opinion of this @alpine raft
beauty
not just bomb all of the spain core territory
and then give portugal all of it
Franco-Salazar union would be fire
opinion on this
opinion on this
a spain unified under Barcelona
normal China at any point in history
suzerain
@frank latch is it true that this is the smallest vehicle on US roads?
no lol
that's AI
ours are bigger
unreal...
what
who is your suzerain
What
Illiterate
k
but legitimately
vehicle size in the U.S. is absurd
Worse part is
you can't buy a new vehicle without it costing 20 - 30 thousand dollars
like
bro
I just need me something to drive me an hour and a half each day to work or school
not something I can live out of
the iraqi president
Ooo
~bt
@rose cape: But the number of cars in America is growing. In the worst case, you will spend between 20,000 and 30,000 euros for a new car.
euros!?
WE'RE NOT EUROPMEAN
I didn't mean to spell it like that
but I'm going to keep it
ass
peak
nope
ww is beating my ass
every time i get into a war even if i spent 400 turns letting it drop down to thirty
it sky rockets to 80 and i ge trebellions in every province i dont have units in
@wraith quarry @frank latch @fallen cipher @frosty drum @alpine raft @brittle gust @quick idol @wild mason
@rose cape @hollow garden @void axle
Send our navy to cuba
👽
who am i again
silly poland
@sullen pawn i send my navy to cuba
nvm
Send your navy to cuba and you can have it
on october 7th 2022, hamas soldiers enter israel and murder a group of people
condemn Hamas
im pretty sure not supporting a terrorist orginization is a given
hs
at
bomb gaza fr
israel moves into gaza
pledge french special forces to find the hostages
and also clear out hamas forces
Wasnt it 2023
there are no hostages in this scenario
they just murdered everyone
@sullen pawn form an alliance with slovakia called the Eastern Bloc
@sullen pawn dms pookie
(becuz i think they also "violated" alot of the hostages and if i include that i may get warned :/ )
gah dam
they deny
how about lithuania
aw
I deny
Ooo
fascism
Ooo
Love is amazing klez
me when rescuing hostages from literal terrorists
also why im sending special forces and not levelling gaza
Palestinian Government condems israel after israeli soldiers shoot and kill a group of teenage girls claiming "we thought their cameras were guns"
justified tbh
Detective999 would justify this
@sullen pawn ask Israel for permission to adminster gaza
Evil
And to stop their invasion
israel denies
u still have sudan to worry abt
this shit show
@sullen pawn what's the situation in sudan
I love yall
there is fierce and bloody urban warfare across the nile and on the coast
how could you love garlic
that creature is undeserving of any form of compassion
@sullen pawn continu out offensive
Garlic is a peaceful critter
Everyone deserves love
Rapid support forces
except garlic
Hemdeti
No
AL FASHIR HAS FALLEN
misc. rebel forces push
is this like.. a big deal
i dont know SHIT about the sudanese cw
@sullen pawn start trying to fix paris, like...
build bike paths and also make efforts TO CLEAN THE DISGUSTING SEINE
lol ok
iirc most of them are in a ceasefire with the government and only fight the rsf
the rsf is the red one right?
and who is the yellow
is the yellow the gov
Riots break out across Paris declaring the government is "misusing funds"
@hollow garden slow advances
oh red is the gov?
39 GOLD PER FUCKING MONTH
ah yes
IM GONNA BE RICH BY THE END OF 20 MINUTES
the French be:
bro is a millionare
Its insane dude
"fix paris"
you are literally trying to do the impossible
the easiest way to fix Paris is to remove it
Cleanse it of the Earth
Golan Heights
How high should i try to go?
BILLIONS MUST DIE
wdym by this
This shit is slower than my internet 😭
In earnings
Insane
why are you attacking the government
you should increase spendings
How high should i go before attempting to start conquering more shit
can I drink all the water in this river to slow both of their armies
he hates sudan
In terms of military?
unless your earnings are based off the current character you are using
cause if he dies its over
Wdym by that
idk why i added that
@hollow garden can i use egyptian airfields for something 🥺
it won't affect you probably
"something:
@sullen pawn did someone take america