🎲game-room

[west path]

nuh uh

,roll songs of syx

[haughty inlet]

qevie

Invalid argument provided.

Usage:
roll [max number or options to choose from]

[west path]

oop

,roll songs of syx, wandering village

[haughty inlet]

qevie

:game_die: songs of syx

[west path]

peak

gg

not biased

[fallow lark]

Tbh I thought you were trying to play music

[west path]

both are indie games

[rose cape]

NO

@haughty inlet FRIENDSHIP OVER

[west path]

wandering village will not be played tomorrow

i gotta no life my australia city

[rose cape]

dont you have school

[vital latch]

you were never friends

[rose forge]

4 per day

[vital latch]

,roll 20 we're bffs right caveman?

[haughty inlet]

c0smicpotato

:game_die: You rolled 12

[west path]

school doesnt take up the entire day

[rose cape]

is onbu cooked?

[limpid plover]

Oh.

Okay

[fallow lark]

POV: eepy pilot

[vital latch]

,roll 1000 best friends forever!

[haughty inlet]

c0smicpotato

:game_die: You rolled 940

[limpid plover]

Im sorry

[west path]

he rolled 6 consecutive nat 20s tfym

[west path]

do you not have food to give

[vital latch]

he cheated!

[rose cape]

i cant feed him

[rose forge]

,roll 1000 yes

[haughty inlet]

deathrobloxian

:game_die: You rolled 559

[prime compass]

, roll 20 bff @haughty inlet

[haughty inlet]

belemin_

:game_die: You rolled 1

[vital latch]

true according to persona 5 you can do 2 more things after school

[prime compass]

💀

[vital latch]

[rose cape]

also im playing beta rn so its goofy

[vital latch]

one in "after school" and one in "evening"

[west path]

why not

[west path]

insane

is persona 5 the jrpg of all time

[rose cape]

it's harder to research in the beta

[west path]

its like your 4th research cuh

on the path

5th actually i think

[rose cape]

i need all of these to feed it btw

[west path]

ok the new research tree MIGHT suck

[rose cape]

it is harder but

it is more challenging

also natural population growth mechanics are goated

[west path]

the tech progression iy kinda stupi

[rose cape]

yeah but

what can you do

it's a beta

[west path]

what day are you on

[west path]

flophouse over hut any day btw

[west path]

tbf they do give us more trees and starting resources...

[west path]

also true the base game is too easy

[rose cape]

no hut gives you like

infinite happiness

actually crazy

[west path]

insane

[rose cape]

flophouse is only good if you get population overflow

so you dont get the homelessness deflator

[vital latch]

all jrpgs are created silly

I need to play a FE game next

[rose forge]

especially yakuza :P

[vital latch]

question is engage or 3 houses

[rose cape]

wait in the beta you dont even need the kitchen

thas crazy

[vital latch]

yakuza is great

[rose forge]

Shrooomssss

[vital latch]

but I forgot which one I played and when it was awhile ago

[rose forge]

oof

[limpid plover]

Okay

Im back

[limpid plover]

Hiii death

[rose forge]

haiii

[vital latch]

hi back im ethereal ghost

[marsh lance]

@west path should i do the deal with koronti in my new run or nah?

[limpid plover]

Hru

[rose forge]

Doin fine :P

u?

[limpid plover]

I love you cosmic

[rose cape]

@west path fishery on the southside or north side?

[limpid plover]

Happy

[rose forge]

nice

[rose forge]

wait wut

[limpid plover]

HIIIII PAT!!

[limpid plover]

I love everyone

[marsh lance]

Hello hello

[limpid plover]

Even you

[rose forge]

oki

[limpid plover]

You're so cool

[vital latch]

we all love you aswell

[limpid plover]

🥰

[turbid valley]

This is not allowed. Please stop posting this.

Refrain?

[turbid valley]

Stop.

Mister.

[turbid valley]

pls co-operate

[lucid oriole]

@void axle

[mortal lotus]

HUH.

[void axle]

@lucid oriole

[lucid oriole]

i didn’t see this ☝️

either way it.. Wasn’t

You literally could’ve just cancelled the plan

[rose cape]

cooked

[void axle]

I already ordered it at that point, so no, I couldn’t have

[noble cradle]

Soon

[rose cape]

what a cute bunny

[limpid plover]

This is evil

[noble cradle]

What game

[lucid oriole]

you were in the process of networking 🤫

[void axle]

We were discussing the details of it

After I ordered for it, that was that

That whole discussion is irrelevant because it was after I had said we should do a coup

[rose cape]

wandering village

@west path the beta also increases expedition times

[hollow garden]

NOOO

Count osulf of Bamburgh 🗣️🔥

[alpine raft]

me trying to unite russia is insane

ck3 russia shall be united

i got insane claims

i can get basically half of russia rn

[hollow garden]

What's your situation

[alpine raft]

imma take a picture

[hollow garden]

That's pretty good acutally

[alpine raft]

Im the blue

[limpid plover]

OMG HIIIII KLEZ!!

[limpid plover]

Are you norse

[alpine raft]

I dont think so

Im russian

[limpid plover]

Ew

[alpine raft]

Guys

I think i own all the lands needed

[hollow garden]

Hm you are already pretty far in the formation of Russia

What's left

[alpine raft]

Im missing like 13 de jure for russia empire

[alpine raft]

Idk

Also

[hollow garden]

Hai Hai nso

[alpine raft]

It took me like 10 years to do this

Idk why this is so easy

(Im defenitely colapsing soon)

[hollow garden]

@west path crusades are insane

I'm just a countess but I have 13K gold 😭

I literally have no idea what to do with this much money

[lucid oriole]

kleznam please cold war

[alpine raft]

Ruhh roh

[hollow garden]

My dynasty also got the throne of Jerusalem

[limpid plover]

W

[alpine raft]

Theres a few strong factions

[hollow garden]

Are you cooked

[frank latch]

it's okay
I understand though

[alpine raft]

Nahh

I got strong allies

[sullen pawn]

I’m hosting

[limpid plover]

Hiii garlic

[alpine raft]

W

Lemme cook

@hollow garden so my character died

And my empire colapsed

I have problems with characters dying

[hollow garden]

😭

Do you save scum nek

[alpine raft]

Yurrr

I will

[hollow garden]

or you won't save scum this

[hollow garden]

death is inevitable nek

No matter how much you try to delay it

your character will eventually die

[alpine raft]

Eventually

See

@sullen pawn where you hosting

[limpid plover]

Klez!!

[sullen pawn]

w

[alpine raft]

@sullen pawn can you tell me how good is my econ

[sullen pawn]

@wraith quarry @frank latch @frosty drum @fallen cipher @hollow garden @void axle @rose cape @wild mason

[rose cape]

@sullen pawn nuke pakistan

[sullen pawn]

@quick idol @brittle gust

[lucid oriole]

unite transcaucasia with a temporary capital in Tbilisi and begin construction of a new capital in modern-day Gazakh, Azerbaijan

[frank latch]

I can tell you it's probably better than mine

[wild mason]

https://tenor.com/view/this-fucking-sucks-crying-girl-tears-of-joy-clapping-danny-devito-gif-12766761978490409957

[lucid oriole]

Are we going to be allies

[alpine raft]

Look man

[rose cape]

@sullen pawn bomb this capital

[lucid oriole]

Yeah okay

[alpine raft]

All im gonna do this session

[rose cape]

you invaded me

[alpine raft]

Is swing my feet in the air

And say

[fallen cipher]

I can't I'm workin on an event

[alpine raft]

"Improve econ"

[sullen pawn]

he didnt btw

[rose cape]

then how did i lose a war i didnt start while i was sleeping

think about that 🤔

[lucid oriole]

I defended Azerbaijan

[fallen cipher]

Actually fuck it

[sullen pawn]

he helped the person u were attacking

[alpine raft]

https://tenor.com/view/nysunjun-gif-23723931

[fallen cipher]

Let's play

[alpine raft]

Lit me

[lucid oriole]

I didn’t invade you

[rose cape]

i didnt attack anyone

think about that 🤔

[lucid oriole]

azerbaijan:

[rose cape]

i didnt declare war on them btw

no action

[lucid oriole]

leave morocco buddy

[fallen cipher]

@sullen pawn condemn amazting

[fallen cipher]

I already did

[lucid oriole]

Okay!

@sullen pawn can i get a military base in Rabat for my efforts defending Morocco

[sullen pawn]

morroco declines

[lucid oriole]

why..?

[fallen cipher]

@sullen pawn if they agree I'm killing mohammed

[sullen pawn]

cursed

[rose cape]

@sullen pawn can you play the whole mw for me since i have no agency anymore 😢

[sullen pawn]

they dont want to give up land

[lucid oriole]

U failed an invasion buddy

[lucid oriole]

it’s.. a military base

[rose cape]

I DIDNT LAUNCH AN INVASION

[fallen cipher]

@sullen pawn sanction amazting

[rose cape]

I DIDNT DECLARE WAR

I DID NO ACTION

[alpine raft]

Whut

[wraith quarry]

@sullen pawn take measures to begin incentivising industrial growth in France, offer decreased prices for industrial zoned areas, zone more industrial land, and begin investing in industries such as the military, manufacturing, and refining.

[lucid oriole]

I defended Azerbaijan from a combined Iranian-American attack

[fallen cipher]

@sullen pawn bomb amazting's military bases

[wraith quarry]

also de-regulate some

but don't infringe on worker's rights

[fallen cipher]

This is an actual action btw

[wraith quarry]

i dont wanna make the french angry

[sullen pawn]

how the shit are you gonna get all the way to iran

[rose cape]

ok i guess im just an npc then

[wraith quarry]

can I nuke Armenia

please

[lucid oriole]

Blame Honey Bee because he’s the one who said you were doing it ❓

[fallen cipher]

Mf wdym

[wild mason]

DMs

[frank latch]

enemy of the state

@sullen pawn nuke Paris

[rose cape]

@frank latch if ur not hosting shut up

[wraith quarry]

actually

actually

[rose cape]

wait nvm

[frank latch]

you shut up

[rose cape]

i take it back

[wraith quarry]

can I nuke Belgrade

[lucid oriole]

amazting when are you joining cold war

[wraith quarry]

i forgor the name 😭

[rose cape]

what countries are available and what time are you host

[frank latch]

actually
I'm probably doing Fish a favor

[rose cape]

didnt nato already do this

[lucid oriole]

all the time and most countries

[wraith quarry]

probably

[rose cape]

make me persia

[wraith quarry]

but Serbia must remain weak

Bulgaria must shine

https://tenor.com/view/scream-if-you-love-bulgaria-scream-if-you-scream-if-scream-scream-bulgaria-gif-17302763914499349828

[rose cape]

fish is a bulgarian nationalist???

[wraith quarry]

ultra-nationalist

i love bulgaria

Serbia owns land that is rightfully bulgarian

we all know this

we know it to be true

[fallen cipher]

@sullen pawn just bomb their bases already

[marsh lance]

Amaz

Should i make the koronti deal

Again

I already did it once in one playthrough

[rose cape]

what game

[marsh lance]

Suzerain

[rose cape]

dont

[limpid plover]

Omg pat

[limpid plover]

Yes!

[wild mason]

Are you ok 0

[marsh lance]

Guhmmm okay!

[limpid plover]

Yes

Im okay!

[wraith quarry]

modern political cartoons are wild

they are fun to see tho

guh

[noble cradle]

Definitely happens and not the other way around

[limpid plover]

Ooo

[wraith quarry]

what

i dont understand what you mean

this one is wild

[hollow garden]

I mean Russia is also using cluster bombs

[hollow garden]

I love Mr kornoti pat

[lucid oriole]

take n

[hollow garden]

At first I was skeptical of him like you

[wraith quarry]

are we even selling cluster bombs

[hollow garden]

but now I'm convinced that he is better than tusk

[wraith quarry]

oh

apparently we are

that

is

very bad

that's awful

[limpid plover]

Yes!

[marsh lance]

I already decided not to make it, am i cooked?

[hollow garden]

The Muslims deposed them 😔✊

[sullen pawn]

ok nvm i cant host

[hollow garden]

The us supplied Saudi Arabia with them a couple of years ago

which is much worse than this

[marsh lance]

I’m worried that this slight alteration to my run will doom me, not like its possible to get a good ending without sucking up to the military

[hollow garden]

Since Saudi Arabia used them to bomb Yemeni cities

[limpid plover]

Omg

[hollow garden]

you are free to do what you want pat

Suzerain is all about that anyway

[rose cape]

by who

[hollow garden]

Pat are you aiming to be an enemy or a frienda to the oligrachs

[wild mason]

Tom 0

Abazting you should be Norway

[quick idol]

No he isnt
Pat has to do what we tell him to or he EXPLODES instantly

[lucid oriole]

kleznamish

[marsh lance]

Im not going to be their friend, but i wont try to be their enemy

[wraith quarry]

we need to stop helping saudi arabia

but

sadly

[rose cape]

@hollow garden 💔

[wraith quarry]

that will never happen as long as we buy oil from them

[marsh lance]

My market economy already benefits them enough

[hollow garden]

@west path I completely overthrew the previous Duchess from both duchies she owned

Now she only controls one county

[hollow garden]

Ah netural I see

[hollow garden]

I don't think they have any reason to be assholes to you then

[rose cape]

@lucid oriole https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gorSUDnX1qk is this true??

[hollow garden]

since you are not going to nationalize their companies

[limpid plover]

Pat you're so cool

[hollow garden]

Wha

[rose cape]

persia thief

[hollow garden]

real

[limpid plover]

I love yall

[wild mason]

Who roll you play instead

[rose cape]

,roll 20

[haughty inlet]

amazting

:game_die: You rolled 15

[rose cape]

1

5

[wild mason]

When is Oil John answering my dee ems

[limpid plover]

blumiholls

[limpid plover]

Ooo

[wraith quarry]

this is why we need systems more like europe

[limpid plover]

We need more cool people like you

[wraith quarry]

nah

[limpid plover]

Yah

You and bow need to be more positive

Yall are so cool

[wraith quarry]

nah

[limpid plover]

Yah!

[hollow garden]

@west path qevie....

This shit just happened

My run was going extremely perfectly

but now

[limpid plover]

Klez!

[hollow garden]

I can't believe that this is happening

[hollow garden]

NSO!

[rose cape]

@west path is this true?

[limpid plover]

You're so cool and kind klez

[limpid plover]

We need unregulated american capitalism

Everywhere

[marsh lance]

I want to help with the womens rights situation in sordland so bad, but the bill is literally so ass bro

[wraith quarry]

i disagree

[limpid plover]

Hiiiii pat!!

[wraith quarry]

no rights

[marsh lance]

-2 government budget while we are in a recession is crazy

[hollow garden]

I mean it kinda helps you win the election

[limpid plover]

Its worth it!

[hollow garden]

But it's definitely not the right time

[wraith quarry]

women should be the property of their husbands or fathers

fr

[hollow garden]

Because sordland's economy is cooked

[marsh lance]

That..

[hollow garden]

Fish

[marsh lance]

I never said that 😭

[limpid plover]

I love yall

[wraith quarry]

i did

[limpid plover]

Yall are so cool

[marsh lance]

Love you too nso

[wraith quarry]

it's a simple truth of what the nation must bw

[limpid plover]

🥰

[hollow garden]

You too you just aren't too aware of it

[wraith quarry]

no rights for anybody but one specific group

[marsh lance]

But it also stumps your election if you are still in debt

[hollow garden]

Bluds

Yuklat bluderat!

[wraith quarry]

whar

[hollow garden]

This is my first time getting a child of destiny

I'm so excited

but also nervous

I'm not sure if I deserve getting a child of destiny since things are going so well for me

[limpid plover]

You are too wholesome klez

[hollow garden]

now my game plan is a bit thrown off

[limpid plover]

How op is it

[hollow garden]

I was planning to make my elder child my heir and institute Primogeniture succession I even married that child to a member of the royal family

But I'm definitely going for Ultimogeniture succession now

[hollow garden]

Wait one sec

@limpid plover average stats of a child of destiny

They also form a bloodline and are immune to disease and plots

[limpid plover]

Wtf

[hollow garden]

And they have unlimited invasion casus beli

[limpid plover]

That is stupidly overpowered

[hollow garden]

They are incredibly incredibly rare tho

[marsh lance]

I wonder if i don’t pass the womens rights bill, if monica will divorce me

But im not even that far yet in this run

[limpid plover]

Im so happy rn

[marsh lance]

Why nsoa?

[limpid plover]

Happy Happy!

[hollow garden]

She divorced me pat 😢

To be fair I was being a huge jerk to her

[marsh lance]

HOW

[limpid plover]

I must spread the energy around

[hollow garden]

@west path wtf this hermit came to my court

why is my luck so good this run

[hollow garden]

He is going to be my steward for the next 300 years since he is immortal

Wait if I make him teach the child of destiny

how good can they become

[limpid plover]

How is he immortal

[frank latch]

I'm pulling this out of context

[limpid plover]

This isint out of context

[frank latch]

actually no
This is what I'm going to show the FBI if you run for president or any potential employers when you're trying to get a job.

[limpid plover]

Fish is evil

[frank latch]

I might "accidentally leak" the screenshot

[limpid plover]

That is sad

[hollow garden]

As a women I'm incredibly offended by what fish said

I'm crying rn bow

😢

[rose cape]

~bt

[hardy saffron]

@rose cape: A woman must be a husband or a father.

[rose cape]

oh

[limpid plover]

Woke propaganda

[hollow garden]

Real

[limpid plover]

Klez!!

[waxen remnant]

@mystic garden check dms btw

[lucid oriole]

@wild mason will you host elder scrolls again

[wild mason]

I'll consider it but knowing that I can't talk about half the lore and that no one knows it makes it difficult to take seriously

[lucid oriole]

if u are i’ll start watching elder scrolls lore videos

[frank latch]

real?

[hollow garden]

Hungary became a part of the HRE

Poland also converted to orthodoxy

An incredibly powerful Seljuk empire formed in the middle east

And purged nearly all the Shia states

they also have 4 of the Islam's holy sites Baghdad, Jerusalem,Mecca and Medina

A pretty strong ghazvanid empire formed too

The reconquesita Isn't going too well

The Christian kingdoms quickly consolidated

And I thought this was going to be one of those games were the Muslims get destroyed in Iberia

but the aftasid have consolidated the Islamic Emirates

And they have 14K troops compared to Castile's 2K

And lastly Russia looks ugly as fuck

The Kievan rus died as usual

[limpid plover]

This is a ck cannon event

[frank latch]

cursed

[limpid plover]

Wow

Hi

[midnight ocean]

Why does he look exactly like him though

[sullen pawn]

im awake

@wraith quarry @frank latch @frosty drum @fallen cipher @alpine raft

[limpid plover]

Hiii garlic

[alpine raft]

Dms

[sullen pawn]

@hollow garden @rose cape @void axle @quick idol

[alpine raft]

Answer my dms

I need an answer

[sullen pawn]

fym spend multiple sessions

notl ike ur doing anything

u just gotta say it once

[fallen cipher]

If I roll 7 I'm not gonna play

[sullen pawn]

pls roll 7

[fallen cipher]

,roll 𐓺, 𐓺

[haughty inlet]

mynameisfakher

:game_die: 𐓺

[alpine raft]

Its gonna take that long for some shit im not sure its gonna work well

[fallen cipher]

JOEVER

[limpid plover]

,roll 20

[haughty inlet]

usa40

:game_die: You rolled 2

[sullen pawn]

it litro will work well

[alpine raft]

How well

[sullen pawn]

i was just being vague

[alpine raft]

80%?

[sullen pawn]

sure

[alpine raft]

Aight

[limpid plover]

Hi nek

[wraith quarry]

does sweden or finland want to join NATO?

[alpine raft]

Can we say by next session , cuz your schedule is inconsistent as fuck

[alpine raft]

Hi nso

[sullen pawn]

not rlly nato is kind of dying

also you arent even in nato

y do u care

[alpine raft]

@sullen pawn

[wraith quarry]

i am bruh

i never left

😭 \

[alpine raft]

Why does game room die of cancer everytime garlic hosts

[sullen pawn]

why are u reforming smth u never left 🤔

[wraith quarry]

because you said it was gone bruh

[sullen pawn]

i never said this i said it was dying

read.. more careful?

[wraith quarry]

you said it was dead

[sullen pawn]

it is basically

[alpine raft]

@sullen pawn just start making that thingy we talked about

[sullen pawn]

ok

[wraith quarry]

was

back when I said to reform

dummy

[alpine raft]

By next session cool?

[wraith quarry]

i knew i was in NATO for a while after that

[alpine raft]

Cuz you host every 3 and a half decades

[sullen pawn]

this is the dumbest shit i've ever heard btw

[sullen pawn]

just.. rejoin?

[alpine raft]

Its true

[sullen pawn]

ur acting like they dont want you back

[wraith quarry]

I AM IN NATO

I NEVER

LEFT

[sullen pawn]

ur not

[wraith quarry]

YES

I AM

[alpine raft]

You host every 3 and 3 quarters decades

[wraith quarry]

I DID NOT LEAVE

when did I say I was leaving nato

[sullen pawn]

this is your fault, i told everyone to resend their actions because shit got jumbled together and you never specified, then i literally informed you that you werent in nato and you didnt say anything

and also

look at the fucking map

[wraith quarry]

no you didnt bruh

[sullen pawn]

ur nation color isnt natos color

its not like ive been hiding the alliance map

[wraith quarry]

add me to nato

[wraith quarry]

i can't find it bruh

you don't send it ever

you never send map images either

[sullen pawn]

lies btw

[wraith quarry]

also

you need to understand

that

[sullen pawn]

@wraith quarry last session btw

[wraith quarry]

if I join HB's alliance

it does not make me leave NATO either

[wraith quarry]

oh

@sullen pawn Nuke Moscow

Nuke Beijing

and New York

why not

[rose forge]

what's goin on in the nile

[sullen pawn]

session b4 last session

[sullen pawn]

just rejoin instead of crashing out oh my god

actual children

[wraith quarry]

i am in nato

just put me in as nato

correct your mistake

[sullen pawn]

ok so this is called compromising!

good job!

[wraith quarry]

no

its fixing your mistake

anyways

imma Nuke London as well

[wraith quarry]

im not it's jsust the last session

so

i nuke

[limpid plover]

Omg guys

Dont be negative

[alpine raft]

Honest

Im gonna cry myself to sleep

Man United is in 14th

I cant take this madness anymore

[wraith quarry]

@sullen pawn are there any elections occuring in former French colonies

[alpine raft]

Why the fuck am i a man united fan

WHY

WHY ARENT YOU MAN CITY GLORYHUNTER NEKCROP

CHELSEA IS DOING BETTER THAN MAN UNITED

[limpid plover]

Nooo nek

[alpine raft]

Man united

Is in fucking 14th in the prem

[sullen pawn]

no its not

i meant last as in recent

[wraith quarry]

oops

you could still nuke london tho

[sullen pawn]

nope

map has been

corrected

@wraith quarry ok so erm nato is no longer as bad off as i said it was!

1 major issue is russian influence in ukraine, belarus, and lithuania

wasnt chat active as shit earlier

what the rizz

@hollow garden

@lucid oriole

[wraith quarry]

Offer partership with Lithuania
what do they need to fund

what do they need to build

[sullen pawn]

the main issue is russia.. not being aggressive

[limpid plover]

Omg

[wraith quarry]

fair enough then

[sullen pawn]

they gave crimea back to ukraine, pulled out of syria, abandoned transnistria, and pulled back their military from the euro borders

in the caucases is a different story

[wraith quarry]

good enough for me

Russia when they stop shooting themselves in the foot by being aggressive to the west

[sullen pawn]

well pug is russia so

btw there is a russian railroad from moscow to minsk to vilnus to kalinigrad

[lucid oriole]

also i’ve literally been funding their shit anyway ☝️

[sullen pawn]

chroo

[lucid oriole]

Armenia invaded Azerbaijan and Georgia attacked South Ossetia

Everything was justified

Idk what U mean

[sullen pawn]

lol

[lucid oriole]

the venetian-lead Italian Confederation

[sullen pawn]

how do u form this

did u just rename venice

[wraith quarry]

isn't South Ossetia Georgian land that's occupied by Russia

[sullen pawn]

btw you can create ur own nations and have already existing nations form them

i do it alot

[lucid oriole]

the domain

[sullen pawn]

ewww i hate allying

[lucid oriole]

It’s so they don’t attack me

And I allied Bavaria so they don’t expand into Germany

[lucid oriole]

they’re effectively independent 🤫

[sullen pawn]

ill be super deep -40,000 cash -10,000 income invading the ottomen and these dudes will ask me to invade france as italy!

[wraith quarry]

but not physically independent

[lucid oriole]

No they are

They govern themselves

[sullen pawn]

i just spam improve relations with whoever i dont wanna attack

[marsh lance]

Oil how do you play this

[sullen pawn]

and send gifts

and also invade people who dislike them

[wraith quarry]

then why does it show the land under russian ownership 🤔

that's not independence

[sullen pawn]

like if they're at war with a tint nation, i go to war with that naiton and it makes then nation i wanna befriend like me more

[lucid oriole]

That’s the Transcaucasian Federative Republic

Dumbass

[sullen pawn]

it was independant

he just unified it

[wraith quarry]

ok

[lucid oriole]

I was stuck at -99 relations with Qing so i just sent them “give me mil access” ultimatums

[wraith quarry]

i literally can't see the map

[sullen pawn]

hes occupying it

[wraith quarry]

can you please

for the love of god

[wraith quarry]

send

[limpid plover]

Pat!!

[wraith quarry]

mmm

[sullen pawn]

this one should have half decent res

I NEED

KLEZNAMISH

[wraith quarry]

muslim azerbaijani people with Armenians and Georgians

[sullen pawn]

FOR FREAKING

SUDAN

[wraith quarry]

what a good idea

[lucid oriole]

I’m maintaining peace in the region

Do U know what a subdivision is btw

[sullen pawn]

peace thru violence

[wraith quarry]

do you know what not meddling in unessecary stuf is

[lucid oriole]

Azerbaijan, Armenia, and Georgia (plus South Ossetia and Abkhazia) are republics existing within Transcaucasia

They have self-governance

[wraith quarry]

also
having Russian troops occupy their land doesnt sound very independent

[sullen pawn]

if 20% of the population is causing the issue, you massacure that 20%, the remaining 80% is peaceful, eventually the population recovers after a few decades and is now a peaceful one

[lucid oriole]

Nagarno-Karabakh is its own republic too

[lucid oriole]

This is crazy

[sullen pawn]

can i.. draw this on the map

[wraith quarry]

until it angers 60% of the population for killing 20%

[sullen pawn]

it works btw, its what humans have done for a millenia

[wraith quarry]

so why

not

just

keep

[sullen pawn]

you cant teach old dogs new tricks

[wraith quarry]

the

status

quo

[sullen pawn]

@lucid oriole which areas are their own thing inside the greater nation

[lucid oriole]

the status quo was a failed experiment and caused unnecessary violence between Armenia and Azerbaijan especially

[lucid oriole]

Nagarno-Karabakh, Azerbaijan, South Ossetia, Abkhazia, Georgia, Armenia

[sullen pawn]

as their old borders?

[lucid oriole]

yea

[wraith quarry]

hasn't georgia existed for like a thousand years

[lucid oriole]

Aliening this when he doesn’t realize 2 wars were fought between Armenia and Azerbaijan prior to this new nation’s formation

[lucid oriole]

No..?

How do you define “Georgia”

[wraith quarry]

so this definitely needs forcefully occupation and forcing them to get along

definitely sounds like its gonna work long term

[lucid oriole]

If I had not intervened, there would be wars continuing to go on to this day

It took Russian intervention to prevent a total Armenian takeover in Caucasia

Azeris were oppressed by Armenians and Armenians oppressed by Azeris

[wraith quarry]

the same way england has existed for like a thousand years ig

[lucid oriole]

This is the only solution

[limpid plover]

The negativity

[wraith quarry]

how though

they still gonna hate each other

but now instead of calling it a war

[lucid oriole]

Any other solution will lead to war

[wraith quarry]

it's just civil violence

[lucid oriole]

No. They won’t.

This solution works 🤫

Civil violence has decreased dramatically under Russian oversight

The region is stable

Crime has dropped significantly

[wraith quarry]

how do I know this isn't just you trying to expand your influence

[lucid oriole]

You don’t like it because you want wars so the west can prosper

[wraith quarry]

and do a repeat of russofication of other nations

[midnight ocean]

For a second I thought this was an actual political argument

[lucid oriole]

You say as you’re actively trying to interfere with my business in Eastern Europe

[limpid plover]

Hiiii acnaq!

[lucid oriole]

Why doesn’t the west stop?

@sullen pawn btw i do not agree to the peace between niger and nigeria

that’s crippling for Niger

[midnight ocean]

Nso when will you start doing more than just saying hi to people over and over again

[lucid oriole]

Rejected ❌

[wraith quarry]

i did try before i understood the full picture

but

it's not even

happening

[limpid plover]

What

[frank latch]

🍿

[wraith quarry]

so

idk what expansion of influence you're really talking about

[midnight ocean]

I feel like I’ve only seen you say hi

[limpid plover]

Why is fish trying to find something to argue to

Why is fish trying to be so evil

[wraith quarry]

me when playing map wars

[frank latch]

cus of Oil's imperialism

[limpid plover]

Lie

[lucid oriole]

Do you fear the expansion of Russian influence or do you fear you being unable to wrap your grubby hands around the world

[wraith quarry]

the first one

[sullen pawn]

im

refining the lines

because this looks shit

[midnight ocean]

Nuh uh

[limpid plover]

Lie

[void axle]

???

[sullen pawn]

im hosta

[midnight ocean]

Send a gif

[midnight ocean]

Real

@minor sierra how much to witch hunt and ban decafa

Oops this is game room

Whatever still

[sullen pawn]

im hosta btw

do actions

[wraith quarry]

there nothin to do

[sullen pawn]

mapa

@lucid oriole

[minor sierra]

How much you got

[limpid plover]

Ooo

[frank latch]

there's no way this would stay together

[sullen pawn]

its being enforced by heavy russian occupation

[frank latch]

ah

makes sense

normal Russian imperialism

[lucid oriole]

God forbid I don’t want people killing each other in the streets

[sullen pawn]

@lucid oriole @quick idol belarus asks to join your alliance

[lucid oriole]

Sure!

[sullen pawn]

Members
Russia
Turkiye
Belarus
Cyprus
Caucasian Union

[frank latch]

uh huh

[lucid oriole]

Continue investiture projects in Central Asia, Finland, and Eastern Europe

[sullen pawn]

the fins are still weary of russia btw

[frank latch]

is that what you wanted to prevent but actually started in Bosnia?
or? is that different?

[limpid plover]

Omg

[sullen pawn]

chat

i need a us playing

@vagrant ginkgo heyy

@covert citrus are you playing china or not btw

[lucid oriole]

master of the mediterranean

[sullen pawn]

let me show you my roman empire

[lucid oriole]

I DON’T CAAAAARE

[sullen pawn]

thats my roman empire

[hollow garden]

Turkey is allied with Russia?

[hollow garden]

This shit

[sullen pawn]

anyway heres my roman empire

[hollow garden]

Is so acnaq

[hollow garden]

Insane

[sullen pawn]

i started in 1440 btw

as papal states

heh

this save alone is prolly 5 hours of game time

[hollow garden]

Rip

[lucid oriole]

I got to 3200 as Turkey in just 2 hours

[hollow garden]

5 hours of aoh2 is a fate no one should suffer

[sullen pawn]

what about 880

[hollow garden]

Insane

[wild mason]

Oil if he answered my DMs

[wraith quarry]

WHAT

[sullen pawn]

@hollow garden lock in as egypt btw

[hollow garden]

@sullen pawn your aoh2 addiction is concerning

[midnight ocean]

30 bucks

[sullen pawn]

i can stop whenever i want

[hollow garden]

What's up

[frank latch]

what does this mean?

[hollow garden]

What is this

[hollow garden]

That's what they all say bro 😔✊

[wild mason]

If everyone in game room gave like 10 dollars we could definitely get Decafa banned

[sullen pawn]

oh 100%

ngl i think even 5

would work

[midnight ocean]

Who wouldn’t want to contribute to that noble cause

We should make a ban decafa gofundme

[sullen pawn]

@wild mason hey baby, wanna play some garlic mw?

[frosty drum]

https://tenor.com/view/lemonade-grapes-bomp-gif-12360313

[sullen pawn]

brazil

btw

[frosty drum]

I was at school when you hosted

[wild mason]

Mf I'm too sick to do anything but lay in bed and watch family guy

[sullen pawn]

e-

ev

even at my lois....

im still a family guy

https://tenor.com/view/get-real-gif-20148777

STOP DERAILING MY MAP WAR

[limpid plover]

Hiiiii skillerz!!

[frosty drum]

~bt

[sullen pawn]

@hollow garden lock in

[hardy saffron]

@frosty drum: my family

[sullen pawn]

ew amp is here

[midnight ocean]

YouTube shorts family guy clips

[sullen pawn]

where did this kleznamish creature go

@hollow garden @hollow garden @hollow garden

@hollow garden

[lucid oriole]

eastern expansion

[midnight ocean]

are you hyped for AOH3

[sullen pawn]

i like to always unite northenr egypt, mecca, and really just every holy city

[limpid plover]

Skillerz 😔

[wraith quarry]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MtN1YnoL46Q

🔥

[sullen pawn]

DUCK WALKED UP TO A LEMONAID STAND 🥶 🗣️

[frosty drum]

AND HE SAID TO THE MAN RUNNING THE STAND

[sullen pawn]

HEY

GOT ANY GRAPES

🗣️ 🥶 🔥

[wild mason]

I'm watching full episodes on Hulu

[wraith quarry]

and the man said
nope just some lemonade
it's cold, it's fresh
and it's all homemade

[sullen pawn]

ANDTHE DUCK SAID

"I'LL PASS"

🥶

[limpid plover]

Fish fish

[frosty drum]

AND HE WADDLED AWAY

[wraith quarry]

waddle waddle

[frosty drum]

AND HE WADDLED AWAY

[lucid oriole]

carthago

[sullen pawn]

TILL THE VERY NEXT DAY

🥶

[frosty drum]

BUM BUM BUM BUM BUMBUMBUM

[sullen pawn]

ok

quit derailing

[lucid oriole]

@sullen pawn west africa

[sullen pawn]

@hollow garden

[sullen pawn]

que?

no intiendo

[limpid plover]

Skillerz

[sullen pawn]

(is intendar a boot verb)

[west path]

chat im cooked

[wraith quarry]

yes

[west path]

cant sleep and i have a german exam tmrw

[west path]

😭😭😭

[sullen pawn]

what did bro mean by west africa

[wraith quarry]

speak german

actually

[sullen pawn]

ist en flamenworfer

[wraith quarry]

i know who's speeches you should review

[sullen pawn]

MEN, DEPLOY THE 👽

[west path]

prove that it is the flamethrower

[wraith quarry]

otto van bismarck ofc

[west path]

did he even do speeches

[wraith quarry]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blood_and_Iron_(speech)

[limpid plover]

The negativity

[west path]

those seemed more important when literature played a more prominent part in society

[wraith quarry]

chat

[sullen pawn]

my favorite person ever is from late 1900s germany

[wraith quarry]

is this a Blood & iron Reference?

[west path]

Cring

[wraith quarry]

https://tenor.com/view/blood-and-iron-b%26i-workfrank-roblox-gif-3127220530283889388

https://tenor.com/view/blood-and-iron-b%26i-roblox-rifleman-rifle-gif-1729190125391055257

[west path]

dont know if i slept the past 3 hours or stayed awake

Hoping its the former

[wraith quarry]

just read german

i do french stuff whenever i need to do french

[west path]

i also have P.E and school is gonna go on for 8 hours

🥰🥰🥰

[sullen pawn]

im

[west path]

also cant

[sullen pawn]

gonna

end session on a cliffhanger

[west path]

7th grade didnt teach me shit

[wraith quarry]

read it

[frosty drum]

https://youtu.be/MtN1YnoL46Q?si=1fBYGlHZvW2Eby-o

[wraith quarry]

i bet half of it is just cognates to english

[sullen pawn]

wait ngl

im gonna remove the border in israel :p

[frosty drum]

@west path are you this duck

[lucid oriole]

I NEVER AGREED TO that peace fealt

[wraith quarry]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cDEwenlY9Xo

[lucid oriole]

I am not accepting anything less than a total Nigerian withdrawal

[sullen pawn]

the nigeria player ghosted

[wraith quarry]

here is a speech by the german chancellor

[frosty drum]

@wraith quarry There's a duck song plushie

[wraith quarry]

ik

[lucid oriole]

I don’t care

What difference does that make

Nigeria is not keeping any of their gains

[sullen pawn]

ok

im making them withdrawal

[limpid plover]

What is the point of wars in this

[west path]

nope

[west path]

and i dont natively speak english either

😇😇😇

[sullen pawn]

we cant tell

[wraith quarry]

skill issue

[west path]

cant or can

[sullen pawn]

cant

[west path]

krill issue

[sullen pawn]

you type good english

remind me

to

do

israel vs hamas

[wraith quarry]

actually yeah

[sullen pawn]

next session

[limpid plover]

Omg

[wraith quarry]

you're on your own @west path

i can't read german

i can read french

that's it

[covert citrus]

[west path]

no shit sherlock

[covert citrus]

playing the new beta rn

[covert citrus]

(jk)

[wraith quarry]

beta for what

[covert citrus]

what server are we in rn

[west path]

i told ur ass german runs deeper than that

My ass is COOKED

[sullen pawn]

Session over
Recap:
Belarus joins russian-turkish alliance
Caucases get united by russia and are militarily occupied
thats literally it :p
I keep procrastinating The israel situation, so that will happen next session

[wraith quarry]

just complain

[sullen pawn]

@visual plover pin?

[wraith quarry]

genuinely
learn some basic complaint phrases

and you're good

[west path]

Sadly… i cannot

[wraith quarry]

that's all germans do anyways

[visual plover]

🙏

[west path]

wont help for the test

ok i try to eep

[wraith quarry]

you are cooked

[west path]

Potentially attempt to inform my mother of my insomnia

[west path]

also the test is today and it is 2am my ass is not learning that shit

[frank latch]

just wing it

[west path]

i start school at 7 and wake up at 6:45 btw

[frank latch]

sleep is overrated

[west path]

I will suffer

[west path]

Not*

[limpid plover]

Bow

[frank latch]

cmon
power through it

you can

[limpid plover]

Bow why are you suggesting this evil

[west path]

my ass isnt gonna survive

Its joever

[limpid plover]

You can do it qevie

[west path]

nooe

nope*

im legalizing nuclear bombs

[limpid plover]

Lie

[frank latch]

why already were legal?

[pine copper]

https://tenor.com/view/we-do-a-little-trolling-trolling-shockwave-nuke-nuclear-explosion-gif-21948424

[frank latch]

oh right
you live in silly Poland

[wild mason]

Decafa is 100% a sinkpisser

[frank latch]

wth

[west path]

what

[frank latch]

true

but

what

[west path]

blumi went off the deep end

[limpid plover]

What does blumi mean