🎲game-room

[west path]

bring back Doggerland so the Uk isnt a shitty island anymore but rather connected to uhh

mainland europa

peak

normally its bundled with DF but you already have that

[midnight ocean]

Guh

[midnight ocean]

That should mean he can’t buy the bundle

[west path]

no

thats not how steam bundles work

you can buy the bundle regardless as long as theres still 1 product in there

[noble cradle]

ah i see

[midnight ocean]

Since when was that a thing

[west path]

since always bundles are just not bought that often

[limpid plover]

Bijeh

[noble cradle]

yeah

[balmy epoch]

Bijeh

[noble cradle]

usually bundles really arent worth it

bundles of keysellers though i gobble up

[limpid plover]

Bijeh

[noble cradle]

you can get like 6 games for the price of 1

[midnight ocean]

What is a bijeh

[west path]

@midnight ocean https://store.steampowered.com/app/688060/Odd_Realm/ have you looked at this

Steam

Odd Realm

Features4 races to start your kingdom with, each with unique playstylesUnlimited procedurally generated deserts, mountains, tropical islands, and frozen tundrasDynamic weather and seasons unique to each biomeHundreds of plants, animals, and itemsA research tree with options for each race that unlock new blueprints and roomsOutfit individual sett...

Price

$19.99

Recommendations

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[balmy epoch]

Bijeh!

[west path]

i do have to warn you

the management of everything is pretty schizo

and unusual for a colony sim

[noble cradle]

yeah i looked at that earlier

[midnight ocean]

How so

[noble cradle]

i heard it was unfinished, alot of potential, and strange

[limpid plover]

Bijeh

[limpid plover]

Bijeh!

[midnight ocean]

Please stop saying bijeh I will call a mod and report you

[west path]

because of this

these are rooms btw

[void axle]

So, how does one get image perms in #1154279292054798386 ?

[west path]

you produce shit in rooms

not at workstations

[void axle]

Is there a specifc level one must overcome?

[midnight ocean]

So it’s like songs of syx

[west path]

and you do not see rooms when you are building

[west path]

Nope!

its less intuitive

[midnight ocean]

What

[west path]

it doesnt autobuild the structure

[midnight ocean]

Bruh

[void axle]

A specific role I gotta ask for?

[west path]

you can have a room on open land

[spring bison]

level 10

[west path]

rooms usually only require like 2 workstations to produce everything

[midnight ocean]

Honestly I like that dwarf fortress does the same thing

[west path]

so its not that bad

and they can be placed anywhere

[limpid plover]

Bij eh

[void axle]

Thanks, I guess I gotta talk in here and general for a bit then

To uh, get to level 10

[west path]

literally every room has atleast 1 function

and because the game is extra schizo

theres 256 Z levels

[noble cradle]

@stable silo @west path pluds it has been done

who is aqua juice

[spring bison]

waste of 20$

[west path]

opt into the tutorial beta btw

it gives you a better tutorial than the one in the game rn

[noble cradle]

ill work it off

[west path]

albeit it is MINIMAL handholding only teaches u the basics of the basics

[midnight ocean]

Huh

[west path]

still play it though

[noble cradle]

(by that i mean doing random chores and jobs around the minifarm)

[midnight ocean]

Is the tutorial beta different from the normal beta

It might be buggy

[west path]

@midnight ocean im playing as ardyn and ts the type of shit im dealin with

[noble cradle]

whos ardyn

[west path]

also animal enclosures are a room this is so so stupid

[wild mason]

pixels

[west path]

it is the default beta

[midnight ocean]

This honestly just seems like songs of syx but worse and with z levels

[west path]

no dont get me wrong

the game is actual peak

its really good

[midnight ocean]

Probably not that unstable I’m sure it’s fine

[west path]

but

bits of it are unintuitive

as in

it has worse UI than caves of qud

[west path]

@midnight ocean live acnaq reaction?

[west path]

time manipulating maniacs that reproduce by killing each other and then planting their corpses in the soil

my favorite species in the game btw

[noble cradle]

I meant to ping aqnaq go back to cryostasis

[midnight ocean]

I might wait for a major qol update or a major sale

[west path]

is that your alter ego

[midnight ocean]

Who is this

[west path]

It already had a major QoL update

1.0

[noble cradle]

He's Hyde I'm jackel

Jeckle

[midnight ocean]

Ain’t no way

[west path]

yep its your alter ego

you never evolved past a brain mite 😭

[midnight ocean]

I’m done with colony sims you have to fight the game to play like df

[west path]

its not even that bad though

Once you get around to learning the mechanics it becomes natural

keep in mind i only have 4 hours ingame

[limpid plover]

Bij

[west path]

But

the big problem is uhh

the settler overview

Because this is just a spreadsheet

[spring bison]

the ui on this game is garbage

there are so many ways it could be simpler and better

[void axle]

Thats a large bloody spreadsheet

[west path]

thats for selecting skills btw

which influence what your people do

[west path]

also referring to your last question: you get image perms at level 10

[limpid plover]

BIJEHHHHHHH

[midnight ocean]

I could probably handle it but either way I’m waiting for a sale cause I’m cheap

[west path]

Also you should play Rimworld

like right now

[spring bison]

Rimworld is above all

[midnight ocean]

Ok wtf is this if I wanted to do this I would just become an accountant and get paid for it

[midnight ocean]

Why

[west path]

its for assigning skills

[west path]

do you not have free time rn

[midnight ocean]

I have like a week of homework in my backlog I should be working on but I’m procrastinating here

[wild mason]

Anxaq how do I love to hate a game I love

[midnight ocean]

Time debt ™️

[west path]

all of that could be done in 2 hours

😇

[midnight ocean]

False

[midnight ocean]

Whar

[west path]

i am gaslighting you into making you feel good enough to play rimworld

[spring bison]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O4Krxov6TLE&ab_channel=CaptainFordo @west path who is winning in this situation

[void axle]

Yeah thats mildly annoying

[west path]

EUROPA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

https://tenor.com/view/what-can-i-say-except-you're-welcome-gif-10724500870782237719

[void axle]

Rimworld is sorta mid without either mods or DLC

[wild mason]

I really like oblivion and want to play it but the graphics and colors make me feel nauseous. Why must the unconscious mind hate what you know you love?

[west path]

Acnaq has like

all dlc except anomaly iirc

[void axle]

Ah, ok

[limpid plover]

Wow

[midnight ocean]

How do the graphics make you nauseous they aren’t that bad

[void axle]

How many messages do you gotta send to advance a level?

[west path]

depends

[midnight ocean]

Nah it’s good even complete vanilla but DLC are peak

[west path]

exp i believe is random per message

[midnight ocean]

And there’s a time minimum so you don’t spam

[wild mason]

It's mainly the colors and textures. The way they tried to make it look bright when cheery especially the dungeons look really bad

[limpid plover]

The bijeh

[void axle]

Like a long or short one?

[midnight ocean]

Maybe you can turn down the brightness in settings or with a mod

[west path]

@midnight ocean would you live here?

[midnight ocean]

Like a minute

[limpid plover]

Europe

[wild mason]

Because instead of creating a good dungeon palette they just decrease the brightness to -500 in dungeons.

It's TOO dark and not in a fun scary way

Like you can't see 2 feet in front of you

[void axle]

Wow thats gonna be really annoying

[west path]

couldnt name the outfit 'MY STUDENTS ARE ALL MORONS'

[midnight ocean]

Zamn

[potent sphinx]

General chat is dead, can I crash here

[west path]

dont you hate on this place

[midnight ocean]

https://tenor.com/view/my-students-are-all-morons-obeyme-obeymelucifer-obeyme-lucifer-lucifer-gif-691857863477155547

[wild mason]

Yes please tell me what to eat

[potent sphinx]

Yeah but I need xp

[west path]

fair enough

[midnight ocean]

What anime character is this

[potent sphinx]

Macaroni

[void axle]

Begone foul chicken!

[potent sphinx]

Prolly muzan

Idk

[wild mason]

I'm going to the big city ( more than 1000 people live there )

[midnight ocean]

Nah that does not look like Muzan

[limpid plover]

When the

The

[midnight ocean]

Largest city in Ohio

[potent sphinx]

It could if you stretch it out a bit

[wild mason]

Acnaq would you still love me if I was a caterpillar

[midnight ocean]

Nah honestly it looks like a character from those Korean manga knockoffs

[west path]

thats in the state? shit i thought that was out of state

[potent sphinx]

Actually that makes more sense yeah

[west path]

i was unaware that ohio had areas with more than 1k people living in them

[midnight ocean]

I don’t love you at all 👽

[wild mason]

Toledo used to be a very important manufacturing city. Now it looks like a fallout game

[west path]

@wild mason did you forget that you and honey bee are his divorced abusive parents

[midnight ocean]

The entire Midwest reference

[west path]

Europe would never

except Warsaw

[void axle]

Theres no other way to unlock image perms in the game forum other then reaching level 10, yes?

[west path]

Warsaw fell off a fucking cliff in terms of looks

shit looks like cyberpunk

worse actually

[midnight ocean]

30 minutes southeast of you:

[potent sphinx]

Toledo sounds super mexican

[west path]

yep

[potent sphinx]

Why is it in ohio

[void axle]

Probably because of the collapse of communism in eastern europe

[west path]

thats been the same for 400 years tfym

[void axle]

Considering ya know

[spring bison]

Warsaw got literally glassed 80 years ago

[midnight ocean]

Probably French actually

[wild mason]

Just talk and stop thinking about levels and you will be chicken in no time

[potent sphinx]

Makes sense

[west path]

new buildings are not helping that urban hellscape we should just raze warsaw to the ground

never let them cook again

[void axle]

The soviet union and the warsaw pact fucked up eastern europe

[west path]

Warsaw diaspora across all of poland

(they all actually just relocate to Łódz, Kraków or Gdańsk)

[wild mason]

We went to war with Michigan to own it.

[void axle]

Ok, but you cant just burn down a city because you dont like it

[spring bison]

why is it even called the warsaw pact

[midnight ocean]

Nicest city in eastern Poland

[spring bison]

best soviet design

[void axle]

Otherwise we could have just nuked London by now

[west path]

this looks better than warsaw

[potent sphinx]

I want to roll my fingers on that

[limpid plover]

Omg

[void axle]

Poland was the largest and most important member

[west path]

@midnight ocean Did you see viennas commieblocks theyre actually so peak

[void axle]

And Poland was central to Soviet success in controlling Eastern Europe for multiple reasons

[wild mason]

NSO did you become a mother while you were gone

[midnight ocean]

Why is Eastern Europe perpetually in winter I feel like every picture I see all the trees are dead

[void axle]

North.

[west path]

thats because we are

except maybe like

4 months every year

[void axle]

Also no gulf stream

[limpid plover]

What

[void axle]

But mostly north

[wild mason]

Look at southern Poland those mountains are lush and pristine

[west path]

we literally had a cold snap a week ago that made us have sub-zero celsius temperatures 😭

we had frost last week

[void axle]

Sounds like your average day in Canada

[spring bison]

we

[wild mason]

I just got that vibe. You know, Pumpkin spice and soccer practice !!!

[spring bison]

will invade

Iraq

again

[void axle]

I say this as a professional Canadian

[west path]

did the nordics teach you how to live there

[midnight ocean]

Canadians on their way to yap nonstop about how they don’t feel cold after you say one minor thing about anything above -40 degrees being cold

[limpid plover]

We are both schizo

[void axle]

No.

[west path]

their ass the type of people to lie down with a sweater on cold concrete in -15 degrees celsius weather

they js built like that

[spring bison]

I bet 1 million on red

[west path]

they'd probably fall asleep too

[wild mason]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1140839348711997550/1269703283732254730/attachment.gif

[west path]

my condolences

[spring bison]

https://tenor.com/view/dr-house-dr-gregory-house-dr-gregory-gif-13514172004559334125

[west path]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1140839348711997550/1273044767705399317/attachment.gif

[wild mason]

I really want a good fantasy mapwar with premade lore

[void axle]

That sounds like a horrible idea

Still better then a ice bath

[west path]

one that you'd get after 4 bottles of hard liquour

[void axle]

Sounds more Finnish

[west path]

@midnight ocean why did you leave us 😔

also why have we been getting an influx of activity at european times this has not been the trend for the last 6 months

[void axle]

BTW, where I live, we got two Tim Hortons across the road (and a few hundred metres) from each other

For some reason

[west path]

why the fuck

[void axle]

I can easily walk between the two

[west path]

are they that hungry for money

[fallow lark]

https://tenor.com/view/star-wars-impossible-out-of-hand-gif-16945967

Tbf they're dying

[void axle]

They also got attacked by William Afton today

[limpid plover]

Hiiii wolf

[fallow lark]

Because their quality has gotten so shit

Haiiii

[west path]

@vital latch the persona 5 addiction has cut deep

[west path]

😭

[void axle]

Ever since they sold the company to the Brazilians

[fallow lark]

Can't have shit in brazil

Or canada

[void axle]

The Americans and the Brazilians ruined Tim Hortons

[fallow lark]

Except milk ig

[noble cradle]

Caves of plud is DOWNLOADED

[void axle]

I say that like the countries did it

[fallow lark]

Yeah

[noble cradle]

Interesting menu theme

[west path]

do you want a 25 paragraph guide on every nook and cranny of qud knowledge or do you want to go in no handholding

[fallow lark]

It was 100% both of the countries populace fault

And not a small minority of corpos

[noble cradle]

I want to go in kind

Blind

[spring bison]

im literally jumping off a bridge with a jetpack

[void axle]

But it was a American Company and Brazilian Company that bought Tim Hortons one after the other, and the Brazilian from the American

[fallow lark]

Me but without a jetpack

[void axle]

And that fucked over Tim Horton's quality]

[west path]

has DF prepared you to slam your head against the wall 150 times

thats kind of how the learning experience for plud goes

[limpid plover]

Bijeh

[noble cradle]

I have barely an hour on that game

But rimworld blood and dust has

[limpid plover]

Im jumping off a bridge without anything

[void axle]

BTW, what is meant by this "100" react

[west path]

You may suffer

[west path]

you may still suffer unless you are the most persistent son of a bitch on planet earth

[fallow lark]

It's a way of agreeing with the post

[noble cradle]

I'd win

Do I do roleplay classic or wander tho

[fallow lark]

Like saying "100%" or "fr"

[west path]

Roleplay

[void axle]

Oh ok

[west path]

classic is once you clock in atleast 60 hours in the game

[spring bison]

I would jump off 100 bridges if I was immortal

[fallow lark]

I would if I was mortal

[west path]

@wraith quarry flyout addict

[void axle]

I am am first again asking

[noble cradle]

Mutant seems more fun

[void axle]

Has anyone played the game Noblemen 1896?

[midnight ocean]

Roleplay if you want to actually play the game

[limpid plover]

I would jump off 1 bridge and die

[west path]

mutant from caves of plud LEAKED

[west path]

classic mode more fun btw

[midnight ocean]

Multiple heads mutation

[west path]

I 😍 losing my entire run to rng bs

[void axle]

Probably three rabbits / three rabbit plushies

[wild mason]

Isaac reference

[limpid plover]

Bijeh Bijeh

[void axle]

Cant tell if the rabbits are real or not'

[west path]

Caves of Plud is an rpg

[noble cradle]

Ooh these callings all look pretty cool

[west path]

they impact your stats

build around your mutations btw

[midnight ocean]

Unless you try to play it like a roguelike

[sullen pawn]

meme war (1950s map)

[spring bison]

it is time

[wraith quarry]

im literally trying to learn about propeller engines right now

AND I DONT UNDERSTAND ANYTHING

[west path]

begin fighting China as tibet

[wraith quarry]

THIS IS TUPID

[spring bison]

bye fascists

[midnight ocean]

They just spin

[noble cradle]

Is water merchant the easiest ?

[west path]

good eeping

[void axle]

You were right that I should be trying to reach level 10

[spring bison]

im fighting for Lebanon

[noble cradle]

I kinda want to go apostle or gunslinger

[west path]

Its pretty good for new players yeah

[wraith quarry]

THIS GUIDE HAS GIVEN ME INCOMPLETE INSTRUCTIONS ON HOW TO FIND MY IDEAL GEAR RATIO

[west path]

but no theres no best calling

all are viable

[spring bison]

artillery is falling on my outpost

its over

[midnight ocean]

Gunslinger is really good for beginners

[sullen pawn]

tibetan forces advance into china

[wraith quarry]

IT WANTS ME TO FIND MY TARGET RPM FIRS

BUT IT DOESNT EXPLAIN HOW

[void axle]

The fact I cant post images in game forum until I get to level 10 is very stupid and annoying

[spring bison]

brainrot

[void axle]

I don't like it

[midnight ocean]

Gunslinger has shield bubble which is goated

[spring bison]

israeli tanks are approaching

its over

[sullen pawn]

can u guys join this meme war

[west path]

yoink

[void axle]

No Xinijiang rebellion alongside Tibet (depending on the year?)

[midnight ocean]

Joppa ruins moment

[noble cradle]

Wow that's alor of mutations

[spring bison]

I will say some facts

[sullen pawn]

its a meme war

[spring bison]

the illuminati is on lebanon

[void axle]

What do you mean by meme war

[sullen pawn]

it isnt serious

[midnight ocean]

Nobody knows

[west path]

mental mutations are abit more cheesy but more difficult to use properly fyi

[spring bison]

its where they are spreading the climate change fake news

[void axle]

We need a independent Newfoundland

[west path]

Enlist thunder dragons from Bhutan to send to the frontlines and kill the chinese troops

[midnight ocean]

Do the gunslinger bird

[void axle]

clearly Confederation failed and responsable government would be restored

[west path]

thats unironically one of the more useful items ingame ngl

your ass will suffer without it

because waydroids are EVERYWHERE

[midnight ocean]

True

[spring bison]

Newfoundland should be scottish

[west path]

ZAMN

[void axle]

No no, Nova Scotia should be Scottish

[west path]

@midnight ocean Are we.. up?

[sullen pawn]

with help from the mighty thunder dragon empire, tibet advances more

[void axle]

And Quebec under mass genocide

[west path]

i could kill him and then clone the stilt merchant js saying..

[spring bison]

coup North Korea as the NBA

[limpid plover]

Bijeh

[void axle]

Newfoundland shall declare indepedence, and begin the fight against the oppressive Canadian regime!

[midnight ocean]

This could be really good for cloning draught and neutron flux

[void axle]

Call upon the people of Quebec to rise with us in the fight for our freedoms!

[sullen pawn]

no nerd shit

[noble cradle]

@west path can I shoot while flying 🤔

[spring bison]

what

[west path]

@midnight ocean holy shit

THIS IS A FUCKING SALT MARSH RUIN

[limpid plover]

Bijeh bijeh bijeh bijeh

[west path]

yes

[midnight ocean]

Pretty crazy

[void axle]

Amazing

[midnight ocean]

@noble cradle you did Joppa start right

[west path]

@midnight ocean should i dual wield folded carbide longswords?

[noble cradle]

Doing my mutations

[void axle]

Glory to the Green, White, and Pink

[noble cradle]

I think I want wings and multiple legs

[midnight ocean]

Stick with axes damage doesn’t matter when you just remove people’s limbs

[limpid plover]

Bbbbiiiijjjjeeehhhh

[midnight ocean]

Oh do wings and force bubble that’s a classic enhanced quickness is really good too

[sullen pawn]

colored most of europe

[west path]

@midnight ocean his ass has 2 vials of sunslag

i wanna love injector him so bad bruh

[void axle]

We shall call upon the people of Quebec to rise with us in the fight for our freedoms! Call on the fair men of Labrador to join with our revolution and reunite with Newfoundland, and send men to stroke the ideals of Cape Breton separatism!

[noble cradle]

Wow is evil twin schizophrenia gaming

[midnight ocean]

Did you know there’s a really convoluted way to double the maximum quickness you can get from Sunslag

[limpid plover]

¹²³⁴⁵⁶⁷⁸⁹⁰

[west path]

I mainly wanna sell it

to buy from the stilt ichor merchant

[midnight ocean]

What are you crazy quickness is the best stat in the game

[west path]

True

[frosty drum]

I just beat rdr2 for the second time

[west path]

@midnight ocean do i risk it and try to love injector him WITHOUT sphynx salt or use a sphynx salt to do this safely?

[limpid plover]

Hiiiii skillerz

[midnight ocean]

Just… don’t…

[west path]

why not

hes literally random gen and i can just leave him in nowheresville and never see him again

in return i get 2 sunslag

and then all of the liquids in his distillery

[sullen pawn]

PLAY MYM MEME WAR

[midnight ocean]

Just wait until your drowning in money in the mid game and come back don’t sabotage a really good source of late game liquids

[west path]

Stilt has guaranteed ichor merchants

[spring bison]

the israelis overran my outpost

[void axle]

We shall organize our militias and weaker forces into a proper fighting force, using stockpiles found in the Stearwater military base (Halifax) and other like bases in Saint Johns and Newfoundland to arm new units so that we can march through to Montreal!

[spring bison]

its over

[west path]

also i have a high likelihood to die

[midnight ocean]

They aren’t as high level as a legendary merchant is though

[west path]

sunslag is gonna give me a vital survival stat

[spring bison]

@west path would you enlist in the army if Poland invaded Germany

[sullen pawn]

canada surrenders

[west path]

ok but getting like 600 drams of water early game is stupidly good

[west path]

Conscientious objector status

im a pacifist

[spring bison]

ew

ew

ew

die

[midnight ocean]

True but imagine if this run didn’t end early and you got to late game

[noble cradle]

pluds it is time

[west path]

then i pray to RNGjesus to find another distillery?

[sullen pawn]

...

[west path]

strength being that low is eh.. you might struggle a bit in melee

[sullen pawn]

the united skibidi toilets of south venezuala just nuked DC

[spring bison]

https://tenor.com/view/history-gif-19276102

[midnight ocean]

I would really take force bubble for your first character but this is ok good luck

[midnight ocean]

Oh 10 strength your cooked

[west path]

Send out tibetan missionaries to revive the Bon faith and establish the Bon caliphate in Arabia

[sullen pawn]

the US sinks

[noble cradle]

I thought my main stuff was mesnt to be guns tho

[midnight ocean]

He’s not gonna be able to carry anything lmao

[spring bison]

https://tenor.com/view/moroccan-empire-gif-22275288

[noble cradle]

Oh trve

[west path]

true that

[spring bison]

@fallen cipher is this real

[west path]

THE WORLD IS SAVED

@sullen pawn fish out florida

[sullen pawn]

morocaganda btw

[limpid plover]

Bijeh

[noble cradle]

Ok I'll lower my agility a little and get 16 strength

[west path]

We're so back but we lost many people

[limpid plover]

Ok guys

Im back

[sullen pawn]

the soviets invade urup

[midnight ocean]

Strength isn’t even that important for melee unless you’re going blunt. It’s just extremely useful for inventory hoarders like i am

[west path]

22 agility is peak

[limpid plover]

Hello

[west path]

its really good earlygame agil

[sullen pawn]

soviet strength

[west path]

did i form the bon caliphate in arabia

[spring bison]

west germany

[void axle]

Now that we have liberated the people, it is time to reorganize. Quebec, Cape Breton, the Inuit (in the form of a republic made up of the territories), the Western Canadian Republic (British Colombia, Alberta, Manitoba, and Saskatchewan), and Ontario will be created as indepedent state, while the other territories shall be made into the Republic of Newfoundland. All the new states shall be placed under the United Confederation of North America, a sort of bloc of nations we have formed with free trade and a united foreign policy, but free individual politics.

[sullen pawn]

sure

[noble cradle]

Chat wtf is a joppa

[sullen pawn]

holy YAP

ITS A MEME WAR BRO

[west path]

send them out to take over Iraq, Jordan and Kuwait

[limpid plover]

😥

[sullen pawn]

this makes the soviets mad

[west path]

take over iran to make them angrier

[void axle]

Just read what I said, its a bit of map reform for a silly meme idea

[sullen pawn]

i aint doin alat broski

[west path]

Send my thunder dragons to help the Bon Caliphate fight the soviets

[sullen pawn]

the thunder dragons win

[west path]

Make russia balkanized into 10 Bon states

and directly annex Iran, Turkey and Syria

also bulgaria

[void axle]

Can we try and start a referendums in Alaska and New England, seeking to get the regions to join the Confederation?

[west path]

the rest can be independent

[vital latch]

I'm about

75% through the game

I think

[wild mason]

Can you make manchuria independent

[west path]

@midnight ocean After pondering for around 20 minutes

[lucid oriole]

Give me Iraq

[west path]

i will be love injectoring the ichor merchant

[sullen pawn]

currently occupied

[midnight ocean]

Going back to your roots

[lucid oriole]

Can I rebel

[west path]

as always

[midnight ocean]

Your never finding another ichor merchant btw Murphys law

[sullen pawn]

they have the backing of the supreme thunder dragon empire

mapa

[void axle]

Did you see my bit about referendums?

[sullen pawn]

canada sinks

[void axle]

Can we unsink it

[limpid plover]

Can I do afghanistan

[sullen pawn]

humanity used its only get out of the sea card on flordiai

[sullen pawn]

yes

[void axle]

😦

[void axle]

Can I become Australia then

[sullen pawn]

yes

[west path]

begin converting afghanistan, pakistan and india to Bon

[sullen pawn]

the afgans resist

[void axle]

We are gonna be invading New Zealand

[midnight ocean]

@sullen pawn swap Greenland and Iceland

[sullen pawn]

thunder dragon rizz pire

[west path]

@limpid plover do you want tributary status

[sullen pawn]

too hard

dont feel like doing

[west path]

would they ally with me

[sullen pawn]

asak nso

1wait

yes

ur allied 2 the thunder rizzing pire

[void axle]

@sullen pawn The Emus shall coup the Australian government btw

After we invade New Zealand

[west path]

@midnight ocean And now i drink 2 sunslag vials 🤑

[limpid plover]

Summon julius caesar to rule the nation

[noble cradle]

xat what is a dreadroot

[midnight ocean]

+2 quickness insane

[sullen pawn]

you revive caesar

italy wishes to join you

[limpid plover]

Yes

[void axle]

The Grand Emu Empire shall strike into Papua New Guinea and Indonesia

[sullen pawn]

what will u do about soviets in the north

[west path]

alternatively i can sell it

[limpid plover]

Create cavalry with ak 47s

[west path]

tbf thats barely anything

[sullen pawn]

the thunder dragon rizz pire tells you to stop where you are

[snow pebble]

@sullen pawn I want asap rocky lyric

[west path]

gotta eep though

[sullen pawn]

done

[west path]

sor

[sullen pawn]

nope

[void axle]

We shall

[noble cradle]

@west path mr qevie what is a dreadroot

[limpid plover]

Annex hannover

[noble cradle]

gn

[sullen pawn]

the svoiets demand u give it back

[snow pebble]

yall did I just get scammed

[limpid plover]

100k cc

[void axle]

We should negotiate with the Thunder Dragon Rizz Pire to allow us to invade South America

[sullen pawn]

they still want it back

[sullen pawn]

they dont care

they just dont want u invading any mroe of asia

[limpid plover]

100k cc for it

[void axle]

Aye Aye

[sullen pawn]

pay up

[midnight ocean]

This is so real

[marsh lance]

Mustard seeds RUINED my life!! When i was just 6 years old, my mom choked on a lone mustard seed AND DIED.. it was hidden inside her food by one dastardly chef, Jean Pierre DIJON…
From then on, Chef Dijon has personally committed to murdering my family with mustard seeds! I hate him so much!
But not more than he hates me, his vendetta is much greater😡
My only family member is have left is my 16th cousin Hans Randy in Switzerland, but im scared that Dijon is after him next!!!!!!!!!

[snow pebble]

@sullen pawn I WANT MY LYRIC

[west path]

dumbass plant

not dangerous

[sullen pawn]

i dont listen to asap lame

[limpid plover]

Omg hiiiii pat!!

[midnight ocean]

It’s a root that makes you dread fyi

[snow pebble]

asap rocky isnt lame

[void axle]

the Emu hordes shall land in Chile, and overrun the country to establish a foothold in South America! We will then march into Argentina and take them over too

[west path]

@midnight ocean keep one of the sunslags or drink?

[marsh lance]

Hello nsoa

[west path]

i dranked the other one

[midnight ocean]

If your gonna drink one drink both

[limpid plover]

I love you

[west path]

ok

[marsh lance]

Thank you critter

[void axle]

We shall ally the Penguins to get more soldiers so we can take over Argentina

[snow pebble]

@sullen pawn can I just get any lyric pls

[sullen pawn]

im slim shady

[limpid plover]

🥰

[snow pebble]

I just got scammed

[sullen pawn]

map

[snow pebble]

idk why but I feel like something is missing

[void axle]

Now, ally the Albatross and the Condors, and invade Bolivia, Uruguay, and Paraguay!

[snow pebble]

I think the global amount of french speakers has gone down drastically

[sullen pawn]

idk i spent 12567 hours on this map to make it perfect and historically accurate

[wild mason]

I had a very very interesting idea for a MW

[limpid plover]

Meth cooking mw

[void axle]

Time to ally the Puffins now, and overrun Brazil!

[sullen pawn]

#1246977771922522332 message

[wild mason]

Bears, Dogs, Aliens

[sullen pawn]

if i fr did a pangea DOC would yall play

[snow pebble]

do you mean: PMW (All I Really Need) by A$AP Rocky, featuring ScHoolboy Q?

[limpid plover]

No

[wild mason]

I am not touching that

[limpid plover]

Pangea is mid

[void axle]

We need a foothold in Africa, take over Madagascar and South Africa with some local Flamingo allies

[sullen pawn]

world peace

[sullen pawn]

i didnt asve the file

meme war over

@west path won

[void axle]

Im level 9 after that one

[wraith quarry]

erm

hold on

nvm

i thought you were somebody else

[limpid plover]

Fatah will win

[noble cradle]

@midnight ocean opinion on being mauled by pumas while flying in the middle of the swamp

[void axle]

Can’t wait to finally get image perms in the game forum area

[midnight ocean]

This is why you start with roleplay mode lol

[limpid plover]

Hiii acnaq

[noble cradle]

i couldnt find a town supposedly west of Joppn

i did find a road though

[midnight ocean]

@noble cradle first tip for melee: don’t get in melee
Second tip for melee: always move in a way where the enemy moves to you, so you get the first hit. Then use every ability you can do stun them or do as much damage as possible before they can hit you

[noble cradle]

understandable

[limpid plover]

Acnaq 😥

[midnight ocean]

The really nice thing about qud is you can basically run melee and ranged builds at the same time. You can split skill points between your chosen type of ranged and your chosen type of melee and there’s different inventory slots for each

[noble cradle]

interesting

i kinda wanna be a greybeard this time

[midnight ocean]

In the later game especially range becomes kind of a necessity but melee is always important

[midnight ocean]

What weren’t you on roleplay mode

You could have just reloaded from checkpoint

[noble cradle]

yeah but i didnt get very far

[midnight ocean]

It’s not permadeath

[noble cradle]

i know

[midnight ocean]

If you just want to do a new character I reccomend doing something similar to your last run but swap something out for force bubble

[noble cradle]

maybe

[midnight ocean]

wings and force bubble put the game on easy mode and are super fun'

good for new players

[limpid plover]

Why does this happen

[midnight ocean]

NSO why did you leave

[noble cradle]

makes sense

i wanna try a greybeard though

psychic wizard ahh

[midnight ocean]

I wont stop you from experimenting but if you have any questions ping me

[noble cradle]

will do

[midnight ocean]

just make sure to spend your mutation and skill points and always use your abilities when you can

[void axle]

I thrice down my statement, and am once again asking if anyone has played Noblemen 1986

[midnight ocean]

never heard of it

[lucid oriole]

No

[void axle]

Its like, this weird mobile game

[wild mason]

No

[midnight ocean]

what is it

[void axle]

Where the US ended up in a second civil war in the 1890s

Because of a plague that killed 75% ish percent of the population

[limpid plover]

Irl issues

[void axle]

And corporations rising up to overthrow the US government

[midnight ocean]

man...

[hollow garden]

@spring bison you betrayed me

I can't believe you would lie to me like this

[midnight ocean]

strange

[hollow garden]

This Marcel critter

Is financing a CARTEL

hell nah

[void axle]

The game itself is like, a 3nd person FPS

But with board game mechanics

and like, squads of soldiers you command

[limpid plover]

I almost died

[limpid plover]

Omg klez!!!

[midnight ocean]

interesting

[hollow garden]

Huh interesting

[hollow garden]

What happened

[void axle]

The game itself has very little lore

[hollow garden]

Nso omaga!

[limpid plover]

Dont want to talk about it

[void axle]

But I built a whole little map war on Azgaar around that game for the MapWars server

[limpid plover]

I love you klez

[void axle]

and had like two people play it

Because that server is dead

[midnight ocean]

real

[void axle]

So now im moving it here and just slightly reworking the one russian clique that got changed from that play of the map war

Exporting

Im exporting it here

[wild mason]

These guys voted for me to host a MW there and didn't play when it wasn't the 200th azgaar alt history 😭

[void axle]

Because Oiljohn and Garlic seem to be getting alot of players here

[hollow garden]

Oh wait you are being fr?

damn that's awful

[hollow garden]

Puffin

Are you a peak hosta

can I trust you to give us our daily session

[void axle]

What do you mean by this

[hollow garden]

(Peak hoster)

[void axle]

Maybe, although some days I would be hosting significantly late in the day (Tuesdays, Thursdays and Fridays) because of volunteering

[limpid plover]

Klez

[void axle]

Map looks like this

[midnight ocean]

wha

[void axle]

Always remember
Dying is gay

[void axle]

Who is Klez

[midnight ocean]

nothing wrong with being gay though

[void axle]

Or what is Klez

Why is Klez

[lucid oriole]

Why don’t the soviets have Petrograd 👽

[void axle]

Because this is 1896 and the Soviets arent really the Soviets as much as Marxist Sovets

[lucid oriole]

@void axle How exactly are you orchestrating Saudi Arabia

[limpid plover]

Im serious

[midnight ocean]

do you want to say why you can dm if you arent comfortable

[limpid plover]

No

[lucid oriole]

When arr you joinign coldear btw

[midnight ocean]

you cant just drop that and not elaborate bro come on

[void axle]

Right now, it’s just the default off the WWI Azgaar map from Dino’s website

[lucid oriole]

oh mvhy god ac naq is an ape

[limpid plover]

No

[void axle]

But I’m gonna change it at some point

[lucid oriole]

I mean

Cold war

[midnight ocean]

Im actually a fluffy dog

[void axle]

At some point I’m gonna change Saudi Arabia to look like it does on this map

[lucid oriole]

i am talking about how you are going to orchestrate the coup in saudi arabia

[void axle]

In the cold war?

[lucid oriole]

yeah

[void axle]

We are gonna find some disloyal generals, and start working with them to drum up disloyality in the army. Give them weapons, silently kill off loyal generals, help plan the coup, etc. Having a CIA agent assassinate the Saudi King would help the coup.

We could maybe find these generals through a ambassador like Germany did with the golden square

[lucid oriole]

Najd will always be in the hands of the Saudis

Are U going to focus your efforts on securing Hedjaz and then launching an invasion into Najd

[void axle]

Sounds like a good plan

We can maybe try and station the 6th fleet in Dijibouti to support

Or

Maybe British Sudan

[limpid plover]

Ercan

[void axle]

The 6th fleet can maybe be used to help with establishing air superiority for the coup

[midnight ocean]

what about him

[void axle]

So that we can focus on getting army officials

Getting Saudi Airforce officals wont help the coup.

[limpid plover]

Nothing

[lucid oriole]

The British are not approving of this plan btw

They actively oppose it

[limpid plover]

Kleznamish

[lucid oriole]

Egypt and Saudi Arabia are both solidly in the British Sphere

The UK and Britain are already working out transferring Sudan to Egypt in exchange for Egypt backing down on the Suez

[void axle]

A close group of a few army generals or colonials, won over by a Ambassador like how the Germans did with the Golden Square could work to get us a little Junta going

[void axle]

Are they different?

[void axle]

I

Why was I not involved of this

[wild mason]

3 or 5

[void axle]

How are both sides western aligned

Are the British not Western aligned?

Are they dirty fucking commies?

[lucid oriole]

One is British puppets and the other are trying to liberize

[limpid plover]

Klez klez

[void axle]

Which one is the puppet???

[noble cradle]

wow a new friend

[lucid oriole]

Egypt and Saudi Arabia

[void axle]

They BOTH are British puppets?

[lucid oriole]

They’re very closely aligned with Britain and British assistance is how the Egyptian monarchy has survived

[void axle]

We can base out of Dijibouti or Yemen then but christ

Too late to back down but

goddam

[hollow garden]

Nso nso!

[void axle]

I may have to appease the British after this one

[hollow garden]

Did the 1952 coup fail in this world

[void axle]

Ok, ok, hold on, what European nations are apart of the west?

[void axle]

Banan fucked over the officers, yeah

[hollow garden]

😭

Who was banan playing as

[void axle]

Im pretty sure he WAS the officers

[hollow garden]

WHAT

[midnight ocean]

average banan

[hollow garden]

How did he even fumble that

[hollow garden]

Literally

[limpid plover]

Klez!!

[void axle]

Also Communist Vietnam and the United States are on friendly terms

[midnight ocean]

wild

[limpid plover]

Klez

[void axle]

Because the French fumbled the war in Vietnam before I took over the US so hard

[hollow garden]

Did the Vietnam war not happen in this world

[hollow garden]

yes

[void axle]

That I couldnt pull that shit together and just stopped

[hollow garden]

Good choice

[void axle]

No, its just the French fucked up even harder

And I decided to cut my losses

[noble cradle]

wow i got a new better friend

[void axle]

And let North Vietnam win because they can actually be a half decent friend

Because the Vietnamese were actually pretty reasonable for communists

They didnt bow to Mao

They destroyed the Khmer Rogue in the end

[lucid oriole]

Banan tried to launch it early. He spread anti-government propaganda and there was a mole in the system.

One of the only notable members to survive the purges is Sadat, who fled to Syria.

[void axle]

Im just gonna get Thailand on my side and just try and make all of Indochina either aligned with the Thai or with the Vietnamese so the Chinese are stuck outside

[hollow garden]

Ah well he can't be blamed too hard

[hollow garden]

True

Vietnam is the wholesome communist

[lucid oriole]

They’re allied with Israel

And the Saudis

[void axle]

Yeah the Middle East is a bit whacky

[lucid oriole]

They’re

Neutral with Israel

[hollow garden]

He is organising a second coup

I'm telling you oil

[wild mason]

Kleznam would you a play a dog vs bear vs alien mapwar

[lucid oriole]

He’s become an ally of al-Atassi in Syria

[hollow garden]

@lucid oriole is Sadat a ba'athist in this world

[lucid oriole]

No, he is a supporter of Iraq and Syria’s unification though

[void axle]

Hey, are the Communist-Democratic lines in Europe the same?

[lucid oriole]

Adib Shishakli’s coup failed because without Iraq, Syria would be diplomatically and economically isolated

[void axle]

Are they the SSNP?

[lucid oriole]

Major supporters of the coup in the military failed to gain ground

[void axle]

Because that sounds like Greater Syria

[balmy epoch]

I founded this

[limpid plover]

You make me happy

[lucid oriole]

No.

Atassi is a nationalist but he’s negotiating with Iraq on neutral ground

[void axle]

You founded the Syrian National-Socialist Party?

[balmy epoch]

no

[void axle]

Then do they also believe in Greater Syria?

[balmy epoch]

I founded the Syrian Social Nationalist Party

[void axle]

Or just like, general Arab unity

[balmy epoch]

get it right

lemme find an image of Antoun

[lucid oriole]

Hashim al-Atassi is a pragmatist at heart

[wild mason]

Would it be bad to go for this style

[lucid oriole]

@balmy epoch are you returning the peninsula to Finland any time soon

[balmy epoch]

their flag goes hard

[sullen pawn]

@lucid oriole is 40 thousand casualties alot in under 2 months

[balmy epoch]

i don’t really wanna continue with the ussr

[lucid oriole]

Who do you want to be

[balmy epoch]

I’d rather play as a smaller nation

[hollow garden]

Wait so Syria is still a democracy in this world

[void axle]

Is the Warsaw Pact any stronger?

[balmy epoch]

either Britain or someone in the Middle East

[balmy epoch]

It’s the exact same

[hollow garden]

And the chain of events that led to the ba'ath party gaining power have been stopped

[lucid oriole]

Middle-east is a rough game

[lucid oriole]

Yep

[hollow garden]

What happened to Iraq

[lucid oriole]

Nasser’s coup failing has had huge consequences

[lucid oriole]

Historical. Hashemites in power.

[balmy epoch]

I wanna keep it for now

[hollow garden]

This world seems like it had everything going wrong for the arab nationalists and socialists

[lucid oriole]

Blame Banan

[balmy epoch]

I will return it sometime in the late 50s

[lucid oriole]

Syria and Iraq are literally working towards unification btw

Banan hasn’t been online (ape) so I can’t iron out the details

[hollow garden]

So the 1958 coup failed

[lucid oriole]

It’s late 1951

[hollow garden]

Ah

Hmm

[limpid plover]

Oo

[hollow garden]

Seems like it will fail too though

[balmy epoch]

@lucid oriole can I be him

[hollow garden]

insane

[lucid oriole]

This was the reason Shishkali’s coup succeeded historically 🤫

Honestly realistically Syria would plunge into civil war

But I

[hollow garden]

Why does he look like Tsar Nicholas

[lucid oriole]

Don’t wanna do that

[limpid plover]

Im feeling so weird

[balmy epoch]

do it and let me play as Sultan Pasha

[hollow garden]

The SSNP right

Wouldn't they be happy then 👽

[balmy epoch]

during this period (according to the Druze) the Druze could have marched into Damascus and taken it over

[lucid oriole]

No

[hollow garden]

did you eat something funny

[balmy epoch]

cuz he’s based

[lucid oriole]

Druze look white

[limpid plover]

No

[balmy epoch]

???

[hollow garden]

Why did the US allegedly support a coup against Syrian democracy 👽

[lucid oriole]

@hollow garden Are you thinking about playing

[hollow garden]

Is this historical revisionism

[void axle]

Oh ok

[hollow garden]

or is this an alien moment by the CIA

[hollow garden]

I'm interested

who is hosting this

[lucid oriole]

The CIA didn’t like al-Atassi

[balmy epoch]

I HATE THAT FLAG

[lucid oriole]

I am

[lucid oriole]

Genuinely no idea

It’s alleged

[void axle]

Its a alleged coup

[balmy epoch]

@hollow garden kleznam

play as Mao Zedong

[void axle]

Mao Zedong isnt a real person

[lucid oriole]

Syria did see a rise in socialist and USSR sympathies prior to the coup so that MIGHT be a factor

[balmy epoch]

denier

[lucid oriole]

Idk otherwise

[void axle]

Propagranda from the mango cult

[balmy epoch]

Shishakli sounds so Georgian

[lucid oriole]

how should this be represented

[balmy epoch]

3rd

[hollow garden]

Was he a socialist

[limpid plover]

Omg

[lucid oriole]

No

[balmy epoch]

well pretend Gaza is Egyptian

we’ll

[lucid oriole]

He was vehemently opposed to Nasser

[void axle]

Allegedally

[hollow garden]

Real

[balmy epoch]

Aflaq > Nasser

[lucid oriole]

He was okay with socialism but he was fundamentally aligned with the Hashemites and western influences in general

[hollow garden]

what nations are open

[balmy epoch]

Mao Zedong

[lucid oriole]

It was easier for Syria to prosper under the west than it was under the east

Plus he feared Syria being turned into an Egyptian satellite

[limpid plover]

Why is this happening

[lucid oriole]

Which.. is exactly what happened

[hollow garden]

Doesn't this mean that logically the CIA have no motive to help overthrow him

[hollow garden]

NSO what are you talking about

[lucid oriole]

In the middle east or in general?

[hollow garden]

Middle East Ig

[balmy epoch]

@hollow garden I’ll give you ancient Egypt ball if you play as Mao Zedong

[lucid oriole]

It was prior to Nasser’s coup in Egypt and like I said, he was not opposed to cooperation with the USSR and communist factions

[hollow garden]

Literally what happened

[midnight ocean]

is gaza just owned by egypt

[void axle]

Mao Mango Cult is real

[hollow garden]

I need a time machine

To prevent this coup

[lucid oriole]

Iran, Saudi Arabia, and the Trucial States are the most interesting.

[hollow garden]

Ah I see

[lucid oriole]

Iraq and Jordan are also open but if Banan doesn’t fuck up they’ll be unified with Syria soon

[balmy epoch]

Mao

[limpid plover]

Its so weird

[hollow garden]

I want to be iran

I will be mosadegh right

[hollow garden]

Banan is Iraq?

[lucid oriole]

Syria

[hollow garden]

Zedong

[lucid oriole]

He was Egypt initially but I felt bad so I let him switch

[hollow garden]

wait isn't his name banned now

[hollow garden]

it's ok just breathe in and out

[void axle]

Flamingos

[hollow garden]

Why does Jordan control only half of the west bank

[void axle]

Probably Israeli intervention alongside British support

[lucid oriole]

Iran is aligned with Egypt through the marriage of the Shah and an Egyptian princess but this is a weak link and realpolitik is forcing Iran to look inwards instead

[void axle]

Iran is only 20 years from exploding!

[hollow garden]

Fawzia is her name I think

[void axle]

Hold on, what year is it anyways?

[hollow garden]

but hmm

[limpid plover]

Its so peacefull

[balmy epoch]

1951

[lucid oriole]

1951

[hollow garden]

Yeah I think I know what I'm aiming for

[lucid oriole]

There’s also a religious dispute with Iraq but Iran is ruled mostly as a secular state and it basically doesn’t matter

[hollow garden]

considering the current political situation of the region

[void axle]

I changed up russia a little

[lucid oriole]

Central asia would not look like that

[hollow garden]

Oh silly mapchart

[balmy epoch]

ew get rid of Finland

[hollow garden]

This looks so cool

azgaar?

[void axle]

Yeah

[limpid plover]

Im going schizo

[hollow garden]

@wild mason welcome nso

[balmy epoch]

@lucid oriole why is the art for the Arab league so bad

it’s mid

[wild mason]

You never answered me

[void axle]

Yes I know about the various Russian puppets, but Im being more creative and I dont think they would be able to handle the fallout that well

[hollow garden]

Oh right

[limpid plover]

I love you klez

[balmy epoch]

did they never get an artist for the Arab league

I hope they do

[lucid oriole]

i’m talking about the modern borders being constructed to weaken central asian ethnic groups and encourage infighting

[hollow garden]

@wild mason I can't find it

😢

[hollow garden]

I love you too nso

[wild mason]

Would you play a dogs vs bears vs aliens mapwar

[void axle]

And like, the Alash Autonomy wouldnt have existed yet

[hollow garden]

yes

Weird concept

but yes

[void axle]

What do ya mean