🎲game-room

[void axle]

Uh

[sullen pawn]

👽

[void axle]

We are for defending one another from Russian aggression, including future Russian funding of separatist groups

[sullen pawn]

they ask you to leave the balkan leage first

[void axle]

@sullen pawn who’s Germany btw

[sullen pawn]

paranoid

nekcrop

[frank latch]

😭

[noble cradle]

What game

[void axle]

Poker nekcrop or not nekcorp?

[noble cradle]

Also play suzzerain 💟

[west path]

first strike

[sullen pawn]

not nekcrop

[frank latch]

NATO does that already

[noble cradle]

Suzzerain is fire

[void axle]

Why would they do that btw

[sullen pawn]

poker nekcrop is his alt

[sullen pawn]

they want 2 distance from greece n serbia

[noble cradle]

What's it about

[west path]

nuclear war

[noble cradle]

Have you done a Nationalist playthrough

[west path]

should prolly play defcon but that game is dead asf

[void axle]

What aggressive thing have we done

[lucid oriole]

@sullen pawn zagreb-budapest PLEASE

[west path]

yes ✅

[noble cradle]

My first playthrough was nationalists and I basically genocided the bluds

[west path]

why would bro do this

[balmy epoch]

I led bluds as Kurds

[quick idol]

decafa

[noble cradle]

Saved the economy modernized the military prevented polio but I didn't realize these stupid Rumburgians would invade

[west path]

the bluds are suzerains kurds

[quick idol]

you lead them?

[noble cradle]

I thought the whole exposing them for nukes and chemical warfare would result in sanctions

[west path]

the entire game was leading up to that invasion

[noble cradle]

Nope

[west path]

also rizia better

[hollow garden]

Relatable

[west path]

did you take any aggressive action

[noble cradle]

I shot down a single plane

[hollow garden]

not necessarily

[west path]

that locks you out of having them be diplomatically isolated

[noble cradle]

Really

Wow

[west path]

yep

[noble cradle]

Well it ended up with my guy shooting himself and going out with a bang

[west path]

average

[noble cradle]

Pincer attack failed 😦

Atleast sol liked me sorta

[west path]

did you fund military

it works if you have a funded military

[noble cradle]

No it was normal funding

[west path]

yeah thats why it failed i think

[noble cradle]

Probably

I thought for a better equipped smaller force that'd be the best tactic

Defending the border and waiting it out wasn't an option

[west path]

yeah it is

[noble cradle]

My current playthrough that's what I'm doing

[lucid oriole]

@sullen pawn Caucasia 🙏

[west path]

should have entrenched

[noble cradle]

State economy emergency power no allies funded military and education

[west path]

more manpower = better offensive capabilities
better equipment = better defensive capabilities

you can get a mix of two to capture Dome and entrench there and wait for winter to pass to reach the rumburgian capital

[noble cradle]

Makes sense

Hoping to win the war this time

[sullen pawn]

is it staritng

@frank latch did u leave the balkan leage

[frank latch]

I think I shoul

should

[west path]

you can alternatively go reformist and be friendly with rumburg and just sell the gas fields to them btw

[sullen pawn]

ok

[frank latch]

@void axle I'm sorry
it's nothing personal

[west path]

they aren't hell-bent on attacking you

[void axle]

Very saddening

[noble cradle]

I'm at a point of no return for that

[void axle]

Imagine if it collapses immediately

[frank latch]

but we can continue to be friendly

[noble cradle]

Emergency power makes nobody like me

[void axle]

👍

[noble cradle]

State economy also

[frank latch]

@sullen pawn how does NATO view Croatia being in the Balkan League?

[sullen pawn]

croatia.. isnt?

[frank latch]

I thought you said they agreed

did I read wrong?

[sullen pawn]

i mustve mis typed

[noble cradle]

Going to help the sollists

[sullen pawn]

none of the NATO members agreed

[west path]

yippe

[frank latch]

oh
they say no

I did read wrong

[twilit yew]

Hello

[west path]

were you apart of young sords

[lucid oriole]

Yes

[west path]

you can work with Kibener if you were apart of young sords and pretty much rule the nation that way

[noble cradle]

No this time I'm apart of the red youth

[west path]

Oh cooked

[noble cradle]

I was in thr young swords last time

[west path]

red youth is better for reformism

[noble cradle]

I see

[quick idol]

red youth when the blue youth shows up

[west path]

my stats are kinda cooked but im hoping once i get palestream running i will ball

[void axle]

We should be trying to better relations between NATO and the Second Balkan League

[noble cradle]

Is this rizia

[west path]

yes

[sullen pawn]

im pulling up the topographical map 1 sec

[void axle]

Getting closer to Germany is likely a big idea if Greece still has all that debt with them

[lucid oriole]

is’t

[sullen pawn]

@lucid oriole btw u gave me ptsd from my 2nd ever mw

[lucid oriole]

Isn’t Greece in NATO

[noble cradle]

Better than sordland?

[sullen pawn]

they left

[noble cradle]

There's alot more achievements from what I've seen

[frank latch]

what did he do?

[west path]

it has a lot more map interaction

it has more compelling characters too but its not in so much of a dire state

[turbid valley]

I smell rule breaking

[noble cradle]

Makes sense

[turbid valley]

@void axle warn

[void axle]

Why do I feel like Oil is planning to coup me…

[vagrant ginkgo]

@void axle warn 2

[frank latch]

probably

[west path]

@spring bison is this how i get 50% of MITZ

[noble cradle]

Do you get to interact with rumburg at all?

[west path]

yes

theyre your ally

[sullen pawn]

session paused

[noble cradle]

Oh very nice

[void axle]

?

[west path]

you do have a lot of tension in Zille, Pales

and tensions between Morella, Derdia and some stuff from Arcasia and Valgsland

the usual

[spring bison]

yes

[void axle]

What’s your two’s problem?

[frank latch]

trolling

[noble cradle]

Do you also get rumburgs chemichal weapons

Ql

[sullen pawn]

@lucid oriole ok im ready

ression resume

[spring bison]

you're cooked

[void axle]

?

[west path]

what to pick

[spring bison]

you wont be able to stop several crisis

[sullen pawn]

@lucid oriole !!!

[west path]

such as?

[lucid oriole]

thr REESSION is REZUMED!

[sullen pawn]

yes!

[noble cradle]

The recession is resumed

[west path]

@spring bison do i kick lespia out or keep them in

[west path]

no

[spring bison]

kick them out

[noble cradle]

Doesn't lespia male a ton of money

Like a ton of ton of.money

[spring bison]

they are a manipulative evil state

[noble cradle]

Isn't their leader too inebriated to do anything

[spring bison]

he is always drunk

[noble cradle]

When I met him as sordland he was drunk as balls

@west path wait don't you get nuked if you side with a superpower as sordland?

[west path]

they also tend to screw you over

[noble cradle]

Makes sense

[west path]

depends on how much u provoke

[void axle]

What do ya mean bow

[noble cradle]

Makes sense

Don't they give you like a pretty bad debuff and a pretty good debuff

[sullen pawn]

RUSSIAN AND TURKISH TROOPS ENTER ARMEIA AFTER A DECLARING ARMENIA A TERRORIST ORGINIZATION!

@lucid oriole @rose cape @quick idol

[frank latch]

clear Russian imperialism

[lucid oriole]

We are doing this in the defense of Azerbaijan 🤫

[balmy epoch]

and he calls out Iran lmao

[quick idol]

Bow you say this to everything russia does

[balmy epoch]

it’s true tho

[lucid oriole]

this isn’t a war declaration

[frank latch]

Russia does this everytime though

[lucid oriole]

this is a counter terrorist operation

[sullen pawn]

lmfao

ok

@lucid oriole all of your troops just died btw

[void axle]

What do the NATO bros think about this?

[noble cradle]

Wow look at the state lf gameroom now

[sullen pawn]

your satelites picked up one massive greasy fat blob crushing them all

[quick idol]

They dont think

They cant think

[sullen pawn]

its name is... "Ercan"

[noble cradle]

In my day it used to be great

By great I mean it was never great

[balmy epoch]

true

[sullen pawn]

they are unhappy with it but aint gon do nuthin

[void axle]

Real

[alpine raft]

yurr

[void axle]

Are they deposing it?

[lucid oriole]

Why are they unhappy with an anti-NATO regime being invaded btw

[alpine raft]

hello guys

[quick idol]

This mw nato's opinion on everything

[quick idol]

Hi

[frank latch]

Armenia isn't anti-nato

[noble cradle]

Game room needs to be put out of its misery or relegated to a thread

[lucid oriole]

they are..?

[alpine raft]

what we doing

[sullen pawn]

they dont want war close 2 europe

thats it

[void axle]

If they are deposing it we should depose it to try and get closer to NATO

[void axle]

Why?

[frank latch]

Armenia is anti-turkey and Azerbaijan
Turkey which was part of NATO

[noble cradle]

You'd never understand

[lucid oriole]

@sullen pawn demand from Armenia:
the return of Azeri lands excluding Nagarno-Karabakh
Russo-Turkish oversight

[sullen pawn]

you get told to fuck off, but news of this deal reaches the people

[void axle]

You say that like I’m a six year old

[sullen pawn]

the people know they cannot win this war, and fear what will happen if force is required

[noble cradle]

I'll tell you when your older

[alpine raft]

@sullen pawn is this the mw where im germany

[void axle]

The Germans have arrived

[balmy epoch]

yes

[alpine raft]

w

are you cool with me selling weapons to everyone

[void axle]

Whats German opinion of Russia?

[steep merlin]

Set a reminder in 51 weeks and 3 days from now (<t:1759880099:f>)
View reminders with the reminders command

[sullen pawn]

yes!

@lucid oriole ur soldiers are being showered with gifts upon capturing larger cities

[lucid oriole]

We support a peaceful settlement in Caucasia

[steep merlin]

Set a reminder in less than 1 second from now (<t:-3839443997:f>)
View reminders with the reminders command

Reminder for @noble cradle

Reminder from YAGPDB

THE BRITISH ARE COMING

[noble cradle]

WHAT

THE BRITISH ARE COMING

[lucid oriole]

it was the Armenians that caused this conflict with their illegal occupation of Azeri lands

[lucid oriole]

Allow individuals to keep the gifts but if they’re donated to generals, return them 🤫

[sullen pawn]

Ok

ok so basically whats happening

the armenian people dont actually want you to win

but like

they dont wanna be genocided

[void axle]

To depose Russian aggression or to sit by and do nothing…

Hm

[alpine raft]

Whos fighting russia?

[void axle]

Armenia and Armenia alone

[alpine raft]

You armenia?

[void axle]

Im Serbia

[west path]

i disagree

[west path]

game room has over 100k messages per month

[void axle]

But I’m non-Russian puppet Serbia

[alpine raft]

Cool

[noble cradle]

Proof ?

[sullen pawn]

front

[frank latch]

least one sided conflict

[sullen pawn]

ngl this makes more sense

[void axle]

I lead the new revived Balkan League of Serbia, Montenegro and Greece

[lucid oriole]

@alpine raft puffin is a rat btw

[void axle]

In the new, post-NATO world

[lucid oriole]

@alpine raft also the situation in armenia is that they attacked azerbaijan and now i’m retaking land

[noble cradle]

What does this even mean

[west path]

time to search for 500 hours

[sullen pawn]

@lucid oriole you 100% won btw

[lucid oriole]

from them

[sullen pawn]

wanna map out new borders?

btw i am gonna end session here

[alpine raft]

You must be confused

[sullen pawn]

with thsi war

[alpine raft]

I do not give a fuck

[alpine raft]

Bro

[lucid oriole]

Uhhuh

[alpine raft]

I just got here

[sullen pawn]

i have things 2 do IRL

mb dawg

ill try 2 host tommorow

[lucid oriole]

Return to pre-Armenian invasion borders

[alpine raft]

Aight

[sullen pawn]

I HAVE A LAYER JUST FOR THIS!

[lucid oriole]

And

[west path]

@noble cradle

[lucid oriole]

Nagarno-Karabakh

[west path]

its abit outdated but

[noble cradle]

Cal

[sullen pawn]

i kept a layer of the mw before i made any border changes

[noble cradle]

Wow more messages than eye

[west path]

game room is bustling with activity vro

[noble cradle]

I did not realize you talked here

[lucid oriole]

Nagarno-Karabakh stays in Armenia 🤔

[sullen pawn]

me btw

[west path]

i have like 12% of game rooms total messages

[west path]

how do you think i got to bowling ball 😭

[noble cradle]

Your bowling ball!?

I thought you were mage

[west path]

zamn reaching 20k

[alpine raft]

I think we should just kill parader

However much game room falls

[west path]

what did bro do

[alpine raft]

It will always be a special memory

Of the good days

[west path]

actually im ufo

[noble cradle]

Wow

[alpine raft]

Of bullying fakher and colapsing as germany

Game room is the best

[noble cradle]

It's because I'm trans racial

[west path]

you should play suzerain

🤔

[noble cradle]

Poor sordland

[alpine raft]

Im playing ck3

Had to abandon my playthrough tho

[noble cradle]

DO NOT defund health

[alpine raft]

One of my duchies

Got inherited

[noble cradle]

If you defund health polio will eat you

[alpine raft]

By a big and strong fucking danishmen

[noble cradle]

Although it's alot more fun to go in blind

[west path]

ck3 is more rpg than grand strategy btw

@noble cradle When are you playing this?

[alpine raft]

I love it

Im playing england in 867

Inherited wessex

Founded england

[noble cradle]

Soon

I was looking at it earlier

[west path]

do you think you will survive the learning curve

[balmy epoch]

can my windows 7 run this

[noble cradle]

Can it run dwarf fortress

[west path]

steam only allows games past windows 10

well

you cant play anything on steam if you dont have atleast windows 10

which is pensive

@balmy epoch Can you run this?

[west path]

dwarf fortress probably runs worse than caves of qud because it has more spaghetti code

[balmy epoch]

yes

[west path]

game room barony run when

[noble cradle]

Whats barony

[west path]

https://store.steampowered.com/app/371970/Barony/ check the store page

Steam

Barony

You have entered the Barony of the vile lich Baron Herx!His curse has all but destroyed the town of Hamlet, and daring adventurers are the people's only hope. Prepare to face devious dungeons that demand your resourcefulness, wit, and vigilance.The dungeons are brutal; Full of vicious monsters and deadly traps, but legendary treasures, magical a...

Price

$19.99

Recommendations

5844

▶ Play video

[sullen pawn]

SESSION RECAP

1. Armenia got sat down by turkiye and russia
2. Bosnian border agreements
3. Bulgaria and hungary leave NATO
4. Bosnia joins NATO
5. Serbia forms a neo balkan leage containing themselves, greece, and montenegro
   THINGS TO EXPECT FOR NEXT SESSION
   a change in the israel situation

[noble cradle]

Town of hamlet

[west path]

Its quite silly

1 run, permadeath (unless MP or certain item)

MP and dungeon crwaler

[noble cradle]

So like caves of plud

[west path]

crawler

[west path]

Caves of plud is not a dungeon crawler

and theres a mode with saving

[noble cradle]

Ah

[west path]

(dont play the permadeath mode when youre starting out it will fuck you up)

[west path]

i have had around 8 classic mode runs

all pre-golgotha

[sullen pawn]

@visual plover a pin please

[west path]

meaning that my ass died very early on

[noble cradle]

I see

[west path]

this was a pretty funny death

[frank latch]

why 6 arms

or legs?

[noble cradle]

He doesn't know

@west path mutant man or cyborg

[frank latch]

NOOO

[west path]

mutant man

True kin is just

suicidal for new players

[marsh lance]

20 DOLLAES???

Im tryna save for rimworld ideology vro 😭

OHHH MY GOODNESS

ITS ACNAQ

[midnight ocean]

I found @wild mason

[west path]

what

[west path]

WHAT

your ass doesnt have ideology??

[rose forge]

oh mv

[west path]

@midnight ocean lowk desert canyon villages are fun

its a lot of combat action

[midnight ocean]

Desert canyons are always such a shit show

[west path]

uhhh

[west path]

i have been forced to use 2 salve injectors at game start

[marsh lance]

Im waiting to get it 😢

I have biolge

And vanilla expanded

[west path]

fu

[midnight ocean]

@wild mason rabbits and rodents barely even eat meat at all why are they your favorite animal

[midnight ocean]

Bro died to a legendary snap jaw that’s crazy

[west path]

@noble cradle this is why you shouldnt play classic btw

[wild mason]

Rats are literally omnivores and mice eat insects

[west path]

he just pulled 13 damage in one turn out of his ass bro

@midnight ocean never play hills villages that shit is garbage

[hollow garden]

Rabbita

[west path]

salt desert villages are IMO the easiest

[midnight ocean]

I walked past a bunch of rabbits and squirrels and they were just going ham on the grass mice are weird

That’s why chinchillas and capybaras are the best

[west path]

scream

[wild mason]

https://tenor.com/view/chinchilla-cat-play-cute-animals-gif-21440714

[midnight ocean]

Swamp villages:

[midnight ocean]

https://tenor.com/view/capybara-gif-27408090

I love capybaras

[west path]

salt marsh villages are actually harder

[midnight ocean]

They’re so underrated as pets

[west path]

because most of your procgen quests start in

well

canyons

[midnight ocean]

How Joppa is literally a marsh village

[west path]

(your ass is cooked)

[west path]

Joppa is literally a preset village im talking random gen villages

[wild mason]

Do you want to have a whole swimming pool just for your rat dog

[midnight ocean]

Yes that would be fire

They’re better than hamsters that’s for sure

The lifespan of a hamster is like 2 seconds and they are actually mentally depraved

[west path]

@midnight ocean Syzygiror has some insane spawn loot

carbide longsword on spawn is crazy

[midnight ocean]

That is kinda wacky

Like genuinely what

[west path]

last run i got a uhh steel longsword

[midnight ocean]

This is all village loot?

[west path]

2 dmg less

[west path]

no

i SPAWNED with it

[midnight ocean]

Oh

What??

[west path]

i spawned with that

[west path]

This is a true kin moment

[midnight ocean]

Oh right

[west path]

Fuming God Child spawns with obsidian kris

[midnight ocean]

True kin L

[west path]

deals 1d8 dmg as a shortblade

its like one of the better shortblades

on par with crysteel daggers i think

[midnight ocean]

Pretty sure these are proc gen names so you are straight yapping

[west path]

no

its the caste name

[midnight ocean]

I have never touched true kin in my life btw

[west path]

this is what im playin

[west path]

this also starts with a shell that has random gases that you can use out of it

[midnight ocean]

The eaters were canonically on drugs btw

[west path]

its like a gas grenade but free and an ability

[midnight ocean]

No wonder they had such wacky names

[west path]

@midnight ocean this is the starting gear for fuming god child

[west path]

on par with carbide dagger

shits goated

[midnight ocean]

That’s comparable to a carbide sword right

[midnight ocean]

Oh dagger

[west path]

yes

longsword

1d8

and it is a guaranteed spawn

AND you get this

which does this

[midnight ocean]

That’s cool and all but my favorite weapon is the ceremonial vibrokopesh

[west path]

LITERALLY SPAWNED GLITTER DUST

[marsh lance]

Brother made the salt baked obsidian

[west path]

iirc this had some hyper niche use

but yeah true kin is pretty based @midnight ocean

i lowk prefer it more than mutant

[midnight ocean]

They are ok with the Putus cringelar though

I could never

Don’t forget what they did to Shem -1

[midnight ocean]

I think it reflects lasers

But that’s about it

[west path]

this can also drop normality gas, confusion, sleep

and maybe corrosive? im not sure

[noble cradle]

Sounds like a dwarf fortress character

[west path]

hes a low level thug... watch out for opps in Qud

[midnight ocean]

Probably but tbh it’s not that good considering it’s random what’s the cooldown

[west path]

also hows your Qud run fairing

[west path]

100 rounds but you can get it down to 30

[noble cradle]

Haven't got it yet, considering tho

[midnight ocean]

This is caves of qud it’s like dwarf fortress but the devs are competent

[west path]

dwarf fortress adventure mode but better

@midnight ocean did you see soulash II

[midnight ocean]

Legiterally

[west path]

its pretty much just superior df adventure mode

like actually adventure mod

e

straight up

[midnight ocean]

I heard about it when people in the caves of qud server were complaining about how the dev doesn’t support gay marriage

[west path]

this is a lie btw

[midnight ocean]

Kinda

[west path]

he just said that he cant add it yet because the mechanics for that arent in place

[midnight ocean]

He did seem to handle the situation pretty badly maybe he didn’t mean it but he did seem genuinely kinda homophobic

[west path]

and that currently marriage ingame is for family-creation purposes and continuing your bloodline which is a pressing issue because your characters ages a lot in that game

[midnight ocean]

Yeah that’s the main thing

[west path]

what? no?

[midnight ocean]

This is just from the screenshots I saw on the qud server and obviously they’re biased

[west path]

he straight up just said that he cant add it yet due to mechanical limits but never said that

he WONT add it

[midnight ocean]

I swear I saw them say he wasn’t gonna add it ever

[west path]

also the person that was asking for it went to ramble on about american politics when the dev is FUCKING POLISH 😭

[lucid oriole]

please play cold war

[west path]

they was twisting his words

i saw the twitter thread

[noble cradle]

In a game about preserving your bloodline it doesn't seem very smart to marry someone who can't have kids with

[west path]

did not say that

[lucid oriole]

you can be an irrelevant country i won’t care

[lucid oriole]

Play Cold War

[west path]

technically its not the point of the game

[midnight ocean]

Can I be Greenland

[west path]

its an open world fantasy RPG

similar to tabletops

[lucid oriole]

Not a country

[noble cradle]

That seems more like a mod thing

[west path]

you can build settlements and shit and it has dwarf fortress world gen

[noble cradle]

Oh cool

[midnight ocean]

They have nominal independence from Norway don’t they

[west path]

@midnight ocean it has dwarf fortress worldgen and was made in 6 years btw and has a better update schedule than DF

shows how incompetent the DF devs are

[west path]

😭

[wild mason]

Smartest Acnaq

[west path]

Norway?

[midnight ocean]

Ok listen

I’m on 3 hours of sleep and a crowded bus

[spring bison]

norway

[west path]

@wild mason why are you voting against him getting caves of plud when you havent played it 👽 (applies to you lebron aswell)

[noble cradle]

Is this honeybees alt

[west path]

you guys are HATERS

[wild mason]

Caves of Mid*

[midnight ocean]

I know it’s Denmark

Oh now my internet is dying ok

[midnight ocean]

If he plays dwarf fortress he will probably like it

@noble cradle why would you play dwarf fortress btw

[noble cradle]

Because I wasted money on it

Rimworlds better

[midnight ocean]

Very real

[midnight ocean]

TRUE

[noble cradle]

Dwarven migrants stole my original 7 dwarfs jobs and kinda ruined everything

[midnight ocean]

it’s a so much better GAME than dwarf fortress

[noble cradle]

True

[west path]

rimworld would never allow this

[midnight ocean]

Honey bee alt

[noble cradle]

This is true

You have to approve migrants

[midnight ocean]

Honey bee would build a wall to keep out the dwarven migrants

[balmy epoch]

I hate orcs and elves

[midnight ocean]

Based

[noble cradle]

I made them all keep digging underground to the magma pits

[midnight ocean]

Ok you know you can just exile dwarves you don’t like right

[west path]

you should get songs of syx

its progressive and has slavery

and you can stop certain species from getting certain jobs

[noble cradle]

Is this fr

[spring bison]

way better game btw

[west path]

fatnaq has like 400 hours in DF

[midnight ocean]

Yeah it’s just a really poorly designed game so the button for it is super innocuous

[midnight ocean]

Ew tf

[west path]

@midnight ocean this is going to always be the most embarrasing thing of your entire life btw

[west path]

im gonna kms

[midnight ocean]

Dwarf fortress is really cool but at the same time it sucks

[midnight ocean]

And 300 not 400

[west path]

@midnight ocean do you think the game wants me to die?

it spawned me right next to a slumberling

[midnight ocean]

Just don’t wake it up

[noble cradle]

Interesting

Songs of syx looks cool

[west path]

not bad

[noble cradle]

Procedurally generated Easter eggs?

What does this mean?

[midnight ocean]

@wild mason I think hamsters are secretly your spirit animal

[west path]

uhh

idk can you read the mind of a person from the nordics

[midnight ocean]

I couldn’t get the hang of it it’s weirdly complex in a way other colony sims aren’t

[wild mason]

selfie cam

[west path]

yeah because its macromanagement not micromanagement

[midnight ocean]

Whar

[west path]

thats what makes it difficult

[wild mason]

stop?

[west path]

and once you reach around 150 pops the difficulty just skyrockets as the game throws you fucktons of issues

at you

[midnight ocean]

Guh????

[midnight ocean]

Im more of a micromanagement guy that’s why I like rimworld

And dwarf fortress is like managing your head into a brick wall

But you give yourself enough brain damage you start seeing cool colors

[west path]

@midnight ocean should i run axes

[midnight ocean]

Axes are extremely based

Your true kin right so you can get helping hands

Multi arm dual wield axes is goated

[west path]

ok YES i managed to get past my villages random ass procgen quests

im so up

[west path]

Syzygyrior starts with multiweapon fighting btw

[spring bison]

https://tenor.com/view/oil-war-usa-gif-26692069

[midnight ocean]

actually perfect for axes

[west path]

i lowk wanna try fighting my way through a lot of jungle this playthrough it js seems fun

[midnight ocean]

With the full skill tree and nanon gloves you literally turn into a woodchipper

[midnight ocean]

Don’t do anything stupid this is actually a good start to the run

[west path]

i have sphynx salt

(which acts as true kins precog)

one use precog really based tonic

[noble cradle]

@west path do I get slaves of plud or songs of syx 🤔

Caves*

[midnight ocean]

It acts as mutant precog too if you aren’t running esper and aren’t stupid enough to take precog

[noble cradle]

Slaves of plud

[west path]

Slaves of Plud

[midnight ocean]

Honestly if your big on colony sims syx would probably be better

[west path]

it reminds me of another game called Slaves to Armok

[west path]

(Shit Fortress)

[spring bison]

caves of shit or songs of based

[midnight ocean]

More like slaves to dogshit code

[noble cradle]

Wait what

[midnight ocean]

Yeah

The games full name is like an entire paragraph

[noble cradle]

Is it longer than all of settras titles

[midnight ocean]

Slaves to Armok, God of Blood 2: Dwarf Fortress

I believe that’s the full title

[west path]

Slaves to Armok: God of Blood Chapter 2: Dwarf Fortress

[noble cradle]

What the flip 😭

[west path]

Its a funny little detail

[midnight ocean]

Yeah

[west path]

that i know about due to the fact that i have geeked out on colony sims and ASCII games

DF being both

[west path]

btw rimworld best colony sim im not taking shit on this

[midnight ocean]

Kinda weird you’ve managed to do that but have been lucky enough to have not bought the game yet

[west path]

songs of syx is the better city builder thugh

though

[midnight ocean]

Rimworld is the best game period

I genuinely think that

[west path]

i wouldnt call rimworld the best game overall

my big 3 is Caves of Plud, Rimworld and Songs of Syx

[midnight ocean]

Literally nobody doesn’t like rimworld

[noble cradle]

Amen

[west path]

all 3 do things really well

[midnight ocean]

I’m telling you

[west path]

in their niche

[west path]

odd realms climbing to the 4th spot on this btw

Odd realm is really based as a colony sim

[balmy epoch]

it requires too much hardware

[noble cradle]

I have all dlcs for rimworld but anomaly

Anomaly is wierd

[west path]

bless you

[midnight ocean]

I can and have introduced a person who plays nothing but action roguelites and shooters to rimworld and they have loved it

[west path]

anomaly is ass

dogshit dlc

glorified mod

[spring bison]

overglorified mod

literally shit

garbage

[midnight ocean]

Honey bee your computer can barely run the google home page

[spring bison]

vanilla expanded could do better

[noble cradle]

Yeah anomaly never appealed to me

Monarchy and biotech are my goats

[spring bison]

monarchy 👽

[noble cradle]

Ideology I can give or take

[spring bison]

its royalty

[balmy epoch]

yeah that’s I use internet explorer

[noble cradle]

Royalty

[midnight ocean]

Biotech is goated

[spring bison]

Ideology is literally the peakest dlc wdym

[midnight ocean]

Holy crap you need to upgrade bro

[noble cradle]

In playthroughs for me ti doesn't really do much

[midnight ocean]

I get not liking ideology tbh it adds a lot of cool stuff but it’s my least favorite of the good DLC

[noble cradle]

Yeah

[spring bison]

also royalty is mid

[midnight ocean]

Royalty isn’t as expansive but it’s still really cool

[noble cradle]

Biotechnology dwarfs pretty much both dlcs in content, Monarchy adds a few new cool systems and techs, and Ideology affects the least of my playthroughs

[midnight ocean]

Psionic powers are epic

[noble cradle]

However getting vanilla psycasts expanded is a must

[spring bison]

Biotech is the peakest dlc lets be honest

its the number 1

[midnight ocean]

Yeah

It has children in it

[spring bison]

that is also present in base game

pretty sure

[midnight ocean]

So you can have child labor

[noble cradle]

Dude the situation on the rimworld server when it released were wild

[midnight ocean]

I think it’s only in biotech but maybe not

[noble cradle]

People were using toxgas to exterminate races when biotechnology dropped so they shut down the server

[spring bison]

unless you mean like cloning

[midnight ocean]

Ain’t no way

[midnight ocean]

I mean like babies

[west path]

blawg what the fuck

[west path]

i think i just realized

[spring bison]

yeah

[spring bison]

what

[noble cradle]

They literally remade concentration camps like dawg ☠️

[west path]

that i have unironically warmed my room by 4 degrees celsius

simply with the body heat that i emit

😭

[midnight ocean]

hey guys idk if i gotta tell you this but please do not remake the holocaust in map wars or any tradedgy / mass systematic murder that is not fine

[midnight ocean]

Fat

[west path]

i am a martian

[spring bison]

thats not even posible

unless you are in a fully locked small room

[noble cradle]

They also made child.... you know what... slavesb

[spring bison]

for hours

[west path]

i have the door closed

room is spacious

[noble cradle]

It was absolutely wild

[midnight ocean]

Ok that’s cooked wtf

Like what

[noble cradle]

The admins made an announcement to not post that shit

[west path]

SKULL

[midnight ocean]

I did not know rimworld fans were that out of control

[spring bison]

does your house have isolation

[midnight ocean]

Insulation* 🤓

[west path]

its a european house

[spring bison]

damn

[west path]

walls made out of plaster and brick

[spring bison]

insane

[wild mason]

China

[west path]

i went out of this room and when i open the door shit feels like the fucking arctic

[midnight ocean]

Imagine being in Poland

[spring bison]

meanwhile the americans using paper and air for walls

[west path]

real

[wild mason]

Why are you arguing about what DLC are good instead of being furious the release a game through 30 overpriced DLCs model had been allowed to succeed

[midnight ocean]

The building I’m living in right now is like actually insulated idk what they built it out of but the walls are thick and it stores heat pretty well

[west path]

rimworld DLCs are overpriced but low in quantity

i do have to say that i lowk feel like they were worth every penny

[midnight ocean]

Rimworld dlc are kinda overpriced but it’s not nearly as bad as any paradox game

[spring bison]

anomaly:

[west path]

except anomaly but i havent bought it

[west path]

can they just turn anomaly into a mod

not a dlc

[midnight ocean]

And there’s only 3 dlc

We don’t talk about anomaly

[spring bison]

it is literally just a paid vanilla expanded mod

[west path]

btw every dlc builds on the others

[west path]

its based

[noble cradle]

Eccept anomaly

[midnight ocean]

Yeah that’s the best part

Except anomaly

[spring bison]

annually

[west path]

anomaly gave us ONE psycast and they think we should pay 20$ for it

[noble cradle]

Everyone thought anomaly was not going to be scp rp mod

[west path]

bump that shit down to 5$ bro then people would say its worth it

[midnight ocean]

Anomaly was a straight up steam workshop mod bruh

[spring bison]

no

it should be free

[west path]

Ludeon wouldnt do this

[spring bison]

it is literally just a vanilla expanded mod

[noble cradle]

I wish instead of anomaly they added z levels

[midnight ocean]

Also blumi hating on a game they have zero info about #500

[west path]

its become a habit

ong

[spring bison]

they could have also spent the time for making this shit dlc on actually improving the game

🤯

[west path]

how

the game cannot get peaker than this

[midnight ocean]

Honestly what can they even add at this point they peaked at biotech

[spring bison]

lie

[noble cradle]

Z levels :

[noble cradle]

True

[balmy epoch]

I hate games that do this but it is what it is

[midnight ocean]

I don’t think that’s like possible

[balmy epoch]

I gotta get all the cities skylines dlcs

[west path]

would fuck up the simulation so bad that 80% of computers that boot up rimworld would explode after loading in a colony

[balmy epoch]

or my life won’t be complete

[midnight ocean]

City skylines is like the least DLC reliant paradox game

[spring bison]

paradox games are basically just a game with a subscription fee for new content

[wild mason]

what are you guys yapping about

[noble cradle]

True but it'd be cool

[balmy epoch]

the dlcs are still nice to have

they add good content too

[west path]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/548359749343641620/1228166608619311174/RDT_20240411_1221532296292698612128417.gif

[noble cradle]

Stellaris all dlc is 500$ plus

[wild mason]

thoughts on new hoi4 dlc

[spring bison]

PEAK

W

[midnight ocean]

I bought a couple but there’s only a few good ones

[noble cradle]

Hoi4 is mid

[west path]

dwarf fort has z levels bro and its just worse rimworld

just play dwarf fort if u want z levels

[balmy epoch]

natural disasters is peak btw

[balmy epoch]

also industry

[midnight ocean]

True

[west path]

btw stellaris is best paradox game

[midnight ocean]

Also true I have that one

[west path]

it is so good

[wild mason]

this is true

[frosty drum]

True

[spring bison]

W take

[midnight ocean]

Ck3:

[spring bison]

acnaq

[frosty drum]

Shut up

[west path]

your ass has not ever experienced stellaris

[spring bison]

not even comparable

[west path]

play stellaris first

[wild mason]

hey alpha

wanna play some stellaris

[west path]

i cannot run stellaris

[wild mason]

https://tenor.com/view/car-crash-gif-gif-23500114

[frosty drum]

What's the best way to play stellaris

[west path]

i only know how peak it is from the fact that ive watched over 140 hours of stellaris content

[wild mason]

stellaris

[midnight ocean]

I think I have it downloaded but should I buy it for the dlc

[limpid plover]

Hi!

[west path]

YES

✅ ✅ ✅ ✅ ✅ ✅ ✅ ✅ ✅ ✅ ✅ ✅ ✅ ✅ ✅ ✅ ✅ ✅ ✅ ✅ ✅ ✅ ✅ ✅ ✅

[midnight ocean]

Wait so you haven’t even played it 👽

[wild mason]

we can play together and you can have access to all of them

[spring bison]

buy Utopia

[frosty drum]

Hi NSO
We are talking about stellaris

[spring bison]

peakest dlc

[wild mason]

https://tenor.com/view/night-sky-belgrade-happy-weeken-gif-20735013

[west path]

my brother in christ ive thought about buying it like 5 times only to return to the reality that i CANT RUN IT

[limpid plover]

Hiiiii skillerz!!

[west path]

no other game does that to me as much as stellaris does

[midnight ocean]

It’s not for Mac? I thought most paradox games could be played on Mac

[noble cradle]

Ck3:

[west path]

no my graphics and cpu dont hold up

[midnight ocean]

Or is it just cooked

[midnight ocean]

Zamn

The 2018 iMac can’t handle it

[noble cradle]

Ok once I finish my polytopia turn I'm buying caves of plud

[spring bison]

buy songs of syx instead

[west path]

late 2015*

[spring bison]

its peak

[west path]

im using a late 2015 mac

[noble cradle]

Nvm polytopia lies I don't have a turn

[frosty drum]

Imagine a game with Stellaris or hoi4 or Victoria idk Mechanics mixed with Total war series level battles

[midnight ocean]

Hopefully we can gain one more true qudder

[frank latch]

I declare war on the Red Alliance in America!

[west path]

TRUE

if his ass quits like boundbread i will be DEVASTATED

[midnight ocean]

Bro is truly playing on the family dining room computer

[west path]

it holds up surprisingly well u wouldnt believe it

[spring bison]

https://tenor.com/view/dr-house-dr-gregory-house-dr-gregory-gif-13514172004559334125

[frosty drum]

@west path @midnight ocean @west path

[midnight ocean]

Macs can last a while

[west path]

its like 1 generation of graphics and CPU away from running most AA (and some) AAA games

[frosty drum]

@wild mason

[midnight ocean]

Imagine kenshi if it wasn’t coded by just 1 guy

Kenshi 2 will be peak though

[spring bison]

when is Rimworld 2 releasing

[west path]

@midnight ocean has this guy heard about bannerlord?

[noble cradle]

Kensgi is mid

[noble cradle]

Bannerlord is peak

[midnight ocean]

Bannerlord politics are ass

[wild mason]

thats stellaris

[west path]

no shit but its pretty much that

[midnight ocean]

0 diplomacy

[wild mason]

🦅

[noble cradle]

Politics isn't the focus

Get diplomacy

[west path]

when are they adding mp bannerlord campaign btw that would be so peak

[midnight ocean]

Yeah ik I love bannerlord but

[noble cradle]

Gameroom mp bannerlord

[midnight ocean]

When are they adding multiplayer to rimworld so I don’t have to go through the confusion of setting up a server with third party tools and software

[west path]

i am like barely shy of being able to run stellaris it fucking kills me everytime i look at it

this is worse than Chinese water torture

[west path]

Why are you asking Ludeon to do something other than give us overpriced dlcs alongside a decent-ish content update

[midnight ocean]

Convince your family to get a 2021 iMac they’re dirt cheap now and pretty good

[west path]

dirt cheap being?

[spring bison]

then you can run it

[midnight ocean]

Because they like copying mods and there’s a multiplayer mod so

[frosty drum]

Imagine every game roomer in one server

[spring bison]

you dont need to be at the minimun

[west path]

i dont want to do 1 day per minute

sorry

[spring bison]

what

that wont happen

unless its like the late game

[midnight ocean]

For an Apple product not overpriced

[spring bison]

unless you got a quantum computer you are not running late game on more than 1 day per 10 minutes

[west path]

these my benchmarks vs the minimum for stellaris

cpu i think was the problematic part

[spring bison]

2014 graphics card

insane

[midnight ocean]

Can probably get as low as 600-700 bucks on sale from a good supplier

[west path]

now multiply that by 4

thats the price in polish PLN usually

[midnight ocean]

No that’s the current model

[wraith quarry]

these people want me to read this
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3253053327

[midnight ocean]

Oh

[wraith quarry]

to understand how to make my plane go up

[spring bison]

when is Poland using the Euro

[west path]

8k is the average monthly salary in poland btw

[limpid plover]

Bijeh

[midnight ocean]

Wait I thought you used euros

[limpid plover]

Bijeh

[wraith quarry]

that discord server is such an echo chamber for yesmen for the game it's insane
I HAVE NO EXPERIENCE WITH ENGINES AND IT'S INSANE WHY

[west path]

poland is outside the eurozone

EU politics are clamplicated

[spring bison]

W

[midnight ocean]

Confusing

[west path]

whilst also holding up the Euros value

😭

[balmy epoch]

just disintegrate the eu

[west path]

the EU is a good organization

it regulated apple

[limpid plover]

Bijeh

[limpid plover]

Bijeh

[noble cradle]

https://www.fanatical.com/en/pick-and-mix/fanatical-favorites-build-your-own-bundle wow you can get suzzerain for 6$ with one of the other games

i love key resellers

[spring bison]

can you shut the fuck up

[west path]

@midnight ocean tl;dr poland is outside the eurozone whilst holding up the euros international value (as they replaced britains spot on Euro benefactors & value upholders)

[west path]

nope

[limpid plover]

Bijeh

[west path]

not when my CPU is lower than minimum

[midnight ocean]

Brexit literally turned the uk into a third world nation it’s so cooked

[west path]

that means that i CANNOT run it

[limpid plover]

Bijeh

[west path]

because paradox games are so CPU heavy that my pc would implode if i tried to

[spring bison]

my pc is garbage and still runs it

oh yeah you use apple

[west path]

Brexit was the UK cutting off its life support

[spring bison]

smartest conservative move

british conservatives are just a genius

[west path]

bring back the social democrats

[midnight ocean]

They did allat just cause they don’t like immigrants

[limpid plover]

Bijeh

[west path]

atleast their ass knew how to produce activity in the economy 😭

[spring bison]

they could just

fix it

[west path]

i dont think that was the reason i think they just didnt wanna uphold the euro anymore

[spring bison]

instead of cutting their life support

[west path]

which is a dumb asf move btw since THAT HELPED THEIR INTERNATIONAL INFLUENCE

[spring bison]

there are so many things they could reform to fix the problem

but nah

brexit

[west path]

• EU economic activity helped them a lot

transport corporations, tourism etc

[midnight ocean]

The pound dropping by like 50% and it was pretty much just nationalism

[noble cradle]

Uk brexiting out of life is probably for the better

doing the world a favor

[west path]

ireland should take the EU over

[noble cradle]

🙏

[spring bison]

Scotland should declare independence

[west path]

they would make the country better than the anglos could

not eu

[spring bison]

and North Ireland to be independent and own all of Ireland

[west path]

UK

ireland should annex the UK

[noble cradle]

restoring uk to its celtic glory

[west path]

they'd make it better than the anglos ever could

[spring bison]

cornwall and wales should declare indepedence

[noble cradle]

north ireland owning ireland would make ireland owned by the english

again

[west path]

theres unironically a chance this can happen btw

[spring bison]

and mercia should secede from England

[west path]

the UK might dissolve

[midnight ocean]

They should conquer England and rejoin the eu

[noble cradle]

north ireland is an english colony thats nearly been fully replaced by anglos

[west path]

ireland should take over the UK ngl..

[midnight ocean]

We need a new British empire centered in wales

[spring bison]

Norway should annex the rest of England

[midnight ocean]

Anyone but the English

[west path]

COSMIC ALT

[noble cradle]

COSMIC ALT

[west path]

btw did you know

[midnight ocean]

👽

[limpid plover]

Bijeh Bijeh Bijeh

[west path]

ireland is doing better off in standard of living and economics than the UK is

which is fucking hiliarious

[midnight ocean]

Nso are you botting

[west path]

nope hes just schizophrenic

[limpid plover]

Bijeh!

[limpid plover]

Bijeh

[balmy epoch]

it’s cuz of London

[west path]

hes unironically been at this for so long

[west path]

everywhere outside of london is a shithole

[midnight ocean]

Why is he like this

[midnight ocean]

Bro London is a shithole too

[west path]

leaving wb broke his psyche

[balmy epoch]

London is THE shithole

[limpid plover]

Um

[void axle]

Anybody's allowed to host stuff here in the game room and over in the game forum, right?

[noble cradle]

including is the word your looking

[midnight ocean]

Yeah

[noble cradle]

nope

[west path]

true

[noble cradle]

only dragon rank and above

[west path]

but london is a bit less of a shithole

like 1% less shithole

[midnight ocean]

This is so false

[west path]

solely because of british colonialism making the city rich

thats literally it

[void axle]

What does this mean

[noble cradle]

AYY BRUV IT AT A WAUT'CH YA HAVE ON YER ARM!?

IN MY ALLY!

PREPOSTEROUS!

[west path]

rankism thats what it means

[midnight ocean]

London is like if you combined the worst parts of LA and New York and filled it with British “people”

[west path]

can we remove the scotts from being considered british theyre too good for that title

scots

[void axle]

Oh what, you gotta get to level 100 or something?

[west path]

i cant spell

3am

[void axle]

Pay money?

[west path]

yes

[west path]

immortals are laughed at

[noble cradle]

the solution is sending orangutans from the zoo to the UK and sending the citizens of the UK to the jungles of indochina

[void axle]

Is it actually level 100 or something reasonable

[spring bison]

why dont we sink England

[midnight ocean]

Scotland is weird it looks like uninhabitable so I can’t comprehend that people live there

[west path]

would probably leave the country better off

[spring bison]

leaving the rest of the union dominated by Scotland

[noble cradle]

exactly

[west path]

there is no level limit theyre just trolling 🙏 😭

[void axle]

Because sinking large islands is very hard

Ah ok, then uh

Guess I gotta steal a thread for some very silly purposes

[limpid plover]

Bijeh

[midnight ocean]

Genuinely a lot of England is threatened by rising sea levels

[spring bison]

good

w

peak

[midnight ocean]

I can’t wait for London to flood

[void axle]

Bit of goofery and a small amount of tomfoolery

[spring bison]

yes

sink london

[void axle]

Anybody here played the game Noblemen 1896?

[west path]

praying that this sinks the island

ACTUALLLY

what if we decreased sea levels

[noble cradle]

@west path opinion on getting this games 10% off because ?