🎲game-room

[vital latch]

I understand the basics but keep forgetting the syntax

[west path]

@quick idol

[pine copper]

False, I love all races

[midnight ocean]

no

[quick idol]

Elves?

[midnight ocean]

thats a weird character is this modded

[quick idol]

HES BEEN BROUGHT TO LIFE

YES

[west path]

thats literally the sprite for the priest of all suns

a true kin caste

[quick idol]

I wish he could grow a fifth eye and kill a sentry

@west path make him kill a sentry

[vital latch]

math.random...

[west path]

H-hell naw

sentries are stupid dangerous

[midnight ocean]

first of all what the genuine fuck is the priest of all suns second of all it should have been a goatfolk mutant with horns

[quick idol]

nah you got it

You'll win

[west path]

this dumbass follower keeps injuring himself with his pseudopods

[pine copper]

Well let’s not go to far

[west path]

its so fucking annoying

[midnight ocean]

wait you just renamed your current character

[west path]

Ekumekiyye 2nd character

[west path]

yes 😭

[vital latch]

honestly probably gonna get dlc for it eventually but waitting on killing abit of my backlog before going back into sandbox games

[west path]

why did i just see old qud ui flash for half a second

[midnight ocean]

the eater lore is so weird have you read about the hinterlands or whatever theyre called

[west path]

kms

[west path]

is that a place beyond the Moghra'yi?

[west path]

this is unironically gonna make the game so annoying

[midnight ocean]

Im telling you bro theres nobody who doesnt like rimworld

[midnight ocean]

bros using in lore names for the salt sea thats crazy

[west path]

kms x2

[west path]

what

[quick idol]

@pine copper is this comprehensible to you

[west path]

the Moghra'yi is easier to say than the salt sea

its less english

[vital latch]

time to look at negative reviews and find some dumbass knitpick

[pine copper]

Yes?

[quick idol]

Explain

[midnight ocean]

theyre probably gonna be stupid or complaining about the dlc being overpriced which is valid

[west path]

no more

[limpid plover]

Hello

[midnight ocean]

The Sunderlies thats what they were called

[midnight ocean]

ew rebr go away

[west path]

@midnight ocean MY FOLLOWER IS MAKING THE PLACE AN ACTIVE BIOHAZARD ASDHFSHG

[elder arch]

Wait

[limpid plover]

👽

[west path]

OHH i remember

[elder arch]

Can you make cities in caves of qud @west path

[west path]

Sunderlies were all of the

[elder arch]

Can you build stuff

[west path]

uhh

[midnight ocean]

why do you have this guy get a soupy sludge if your gonna have a slime follower

[west path]

salt seas

[west path]

hes a warden

[pine copper]

You just gotta know

[west path]

and he changes pseudopods every 5 seconds

aka 1 turn

[west path]

❌

[midnight ocean]

oh real btw you can toggle ability use by interacting with them

[midnight ocean]

kinda with a mod

[west path]

I do not have many choices

wait his ass has disintegration??

kitted tf out

[midnight ocean]

disallow disintegration

[elder arch]

Does it have like building

I wanna build bases

[midnight ocean]

kinda not really

[west path]

that fixed nothing

[midnight ocean]

No that wasnt to fix the slime desintigration is the worst thing to have on a follower

[elder arch]

Wait does the game have a mod browser

[west path]

this guy is stupid op btw he literally deals like 80 dmg per hit i can not play the game without him

[elder arch]

I didnt look in the mods menu

[midnight ocean]

steam workshop

[elder arch]

Ahhh

Right

[midnight ocean]

thats pretty good

Plud is still better though

[west path]

free resheph lore

and potential for a slime bog (FREE CLONING DRAUGHT)

[midnight ocean]

guh

[west path]

i know obscure qud trivia dont ask why

[midnight ocean]

wdym

how do you get cloning draught from a slime bog

[elder arch]

Are there any mods that allow you to build

[prime compass]

1 out of you 3 is a femboy

[west path]

it spawns as a puddle

naturally

in a slime bog

it is a guaranteed spawn in a slime bog

[balmy epoch]

not me

[west path]

or was it a slime swamp

[balmy epoch]

all the qud players are tho

[west path]

i forgot what the terminology was i think slime bog

[midnight ocean]

ok idk how the hell you ever ended up on the wiki page for slime bog but it seems pretty rare to be able to collect it anyway

[prime compass]

I agree

[west path]

i went down a cloning draught rabbit hole

i wanted to see all its properties

how i could abuse it

[midnight ocean]

real

[west path]

who wins

[midnight ocean]

it is op

[balmy epoch]

i don’t have it

[midnight ocean]

get it

oh wait your playing on a windows 7 pc

how do you even run games

[quick idol]

Mr. Aaaa aaa aaa the b

Dude can kill enemy sentries

[balmy epoch]

it runs roblox

[west path]

dawngliders are becoming easier over time

[balmy epoch]

i play minecraft on my ipad and fortnite on xbox

[west path]

i mean tbf i do have a masterwork issachari rifle

[vital latch]

can he get a windows 10vm on windows7

[midnight ocean]

his pc is literally older than you are

[balmy epoch]

TRUE

[west path]

@midnight ocean should i get a scorpiock follower

their paralyzing sting is stupid op

[vital latch]

wtf I thought his pc was running windows 7 since windows 10+ is mid

[west path]

skips like 5 turns for the enemy

[balmy epoch]

i could update to windows 10 but i don’t want to

[west path]

its goate

[midnight ocean]

your warden is probably better

[balmy epoch]

when i retire this pc i kinda wanna keep the windows 7 on it

[midnight ocean]

true though

[west path]

i have proselytize

i got the warden from water ritual

[midnight ocean]

oh yeah just get both

[balmy epoch]

rimworld is really easy to run tho right

[west path]

dont ask where i got the proselytize from im definitely not gonna be clearing the mechanimist stronghold in bethesda susa

[midnight ocean]

since your in the desert though you might be able to get a sand worm

[vital latch]

if you're smart about it I think so

[midnight ocean]

whatever theyre called

[west path]

most possible acnaq suggestion

[vital latch]

why is bethesda in qud

[west path]

Proselytize is ego mod + your level vs theirs and their MA

i am like

40 levels lower than a sand worm

[midnight ocean]

they have low MA but yeah I forgot your only like level 12

[west path]

i am exactly level 12 😭

should i do golgotha btw

[midnight ocean]

maybe with berate you can do it before level 36

[west path]

@quick idol he will kill an enemy sentry

[west path]

-4 MA does not account for 40 levels of difference

[quick idol]

If only the game had eye mutations

[midnight ocean]

it counts for exactly 4 levels with the rng roll you could be below their level and still succeed

[midnight ocean]

let me look at the formula

[wild mason]

bowling ball rank

crazy

[west path]

step up your no life game

i stepped up mine and look at me

everyone is calling me obese

[wild mason]

fr

https://tenor.com/view/gosling-based-gif-1421539950992897727

[midnight ocean]

oh right the level and MA checks are separate I thought they were in the same equation

[west path]

it is plus

[vital latch]

also it'll be fine I just red 8 pages of other peoples code, can't find the answer to one core detail but if I get a 0 I'm sueing

[west path]

LEVEL + MA

my ass is not winning this

if the deciding factor is my ego mod

[midnight ocean]

theres two checks one includes level one doesnt

[west path]

which btw

[midnight ocean]

idk why they do it like that

[vital latch]

(I forgot how to call a method from the other class in the tester class)

[midnight ocean]

kind of a weird nerf when you can proselytize a soupy sludge at like level 15

[west path]

probs spaghetti code that the dev never bothered to fix

[vital latch]

was it (otherclassname).(functionname<input>)

[west path]

those barely have any power blawg

[midnight ocean]

why are your stats so even this hurts to look at

[vital latch]

like how theres things like string.substring

[west path]

actually should i go to the rainbow wood and just yoink one

[midnight ocean]

are you special

[west path]

True Kin

[west path]

no

im factoring in pure strength without their scaling potential

[west path]

i literally know they can become the strongest thing in the game plud 😭

[vital latch]

welp I have the test now!!- I forgot to do the practice tests but I have HOPE!!!!!

[midnight ocean]

a maxxed out soupy sludge is literally the strongest entity in the game

[west path]

read above

[midnight ocean]

all im saying

soupy sludges are goated

[west path]

wait wtf

i shook off paralyzation in 1 turn

maybe i should kill my scorpiock follower

ditch him for a rainbow wood follower

@midnight ocean do you think i can survive rainbow wood

at level 12

like surface level

just to get 1 follower

w/ this warden

Would you eat this with acnaq?

[midnight ocean]

I would say its worth it for a soupy sludge companion because having soupy sludges as a companion is borderline cheating but also its gonna be hella annoying because of all the fungus

[west path]

BoW III's briny mushroom shawarma:

fungi don't release spores at you if youre friendly with them right

[midnight ocean]

I think they still do but maybe not

[west path]

qud wiki my savior

time to check

[midnight ocean]

either way your still gonna end up infected somehow

[west path]

i could try to get a mumble mouth infection ngl

its not that bad

[midnight ocean]

save scumming

[west path]

mumblemouth is guaranteed from brooding rosepuffs is it not 👽

[midnight ocean]

you need to stop wiki scumming sawg

how do you know that but didnt know you could walk diagonally for 50 hours

[west path]

nvm procgen

its procgened

[west path]

80*

@midnight ocean GANG

THIS SHIT IS SO FREE!!!!

rea

[midnight ocean]

yeah the rainbow forest is kind of a joke when your immune to fungi and chill with sludges

[west path]

why the fuck is there a pilgrim in the middle of the fucking jungle

[midnight ocean]

they do that

[west path]

my scorpiock is going to die to my warden

[midnight ocean]

lol

you might have to ditch your warden somewhere

[west path]

no

he deals 22 damage to goatfolk bullies

hes busted

[west path]

im ditching my scorpiock

cant the uhh soupy sludge literally take the acid for a buff

free elastyne skull cap

[midnight ocean]

yeah though I dont reccomend giving him acid pseudopods

[west path]

now

[midnight ocean]

if he gets them I would try to make him hold a weapon with those pseudopods but thats impossible to really control

[west path]

trolling

[balmy epoch]

art

[west path]

do i just pour something into the primordial soup btw

to make the slime

[midnight ocean]

yeah but it has to be a decent amount I think

they usually only form around weeps

[midnight ocean]

is this slovakian politics

[west path]

so fucking silly

[silent smelt]

yes

[west path]

does this mean its forming

[midnight ocean]

also your probably not going to be able to proselytize them until like level 20

[west path]

how is this guy dehydrated

[west path]

theyre only level 18

[midnight ocean]

nvm then I guess

[west path]

this is probably no ma

[rose forge]

salt

[west path]

he looks like this

[rose forge]

guess it's too salty

[west path]

@midnight ocean wait i can just let him solo them

i get 450 exp per kill

[balmy epoch]

i pray for robert fico

[west path]

kms

[midnight ocean]

I think that means it depends

idk

[noble cedar]

Pay me money

[balmy epoch]

no

[noble cedar]

Why?

[west path]

i love playing on classic

[west path]

peak

[balmy epoch]

you’re german

[west path]

@midnight ocean I have learned valueable things

[noble cedar]

Makes about sense

[west path]

such as

[noble cedar]

I understand you

[west path]

never try to get a soupy sludge before level 20

😇

[balmy epoch]

that’s me in my pfp btw i’m slovakian

[midnight ocean]

doofus you doubled its level

[west path]

tbf i can get a better procgen warden now

[noble cedar]

You're very handsome

I sure do hope it's not a controversial figure i just complimented

[silent smelt]

https://tenor.com/view/kalinak-kali-fico-slovakia-slovak-gif-19363465

[balmy epoch]

@silent smelt who is the person kalinak attacks

in the video

[west path]

@midnight ocean this is one of the best QoL features qud has added btw

[silent smelt]

igor matovic, holds the record for the worst government ever

[midnight ocean]

is this just last character

[west path]

Nevermind God Hates Me

[west path]

yes

[midnight ocean]

crazy

[balmy epoch]

was he like trying to disrupt fico

lmao

[west path]

they added this in a feature friday btw

[silent smelt]

yeah

[west path]

took them 15 years

[silent smelt]

it was pre election campaign

[west path]

but now we are free

[balmy epoch]

slovakian politics

we need this in america

[midnight ocean]

opinion on feature fridays being dead for the full release

feature fridays were so peak

[west path]

if this is permanent im killing myself

[silent smelt]

slovak parliament btw

[west path]

if its not then im happy

[silent smelt]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fOVfefqJL6M&ab_channel=TASRTV

[balmy epoch]

we stand with slovakia 🇷🇺

[west path]

when are you becoming a member of the russian government btw

[midnight ocean]

this is why czechoslovakia should have never split up

[balmy epoch]

i already am

[west path]

tfym bro

the area is so much better now that the czechs dont own it

Czechia turned racist slovakia turned into trial by combat politics

[west path]

you live in CALI

[midnight ocean]

what

[silent smelt]

@waxen remnant @hardy edge top 10 famous slovak parliament moments?

[west path]

unless you run the MFA russia account

[silent smelt]

the 2022 slovak water fight

[west path]

a member of the slovak ruling party literally started punching a journalist

its free press yeah but you will be involved in an MMA fight with the slovak ruling party if you say bad stuff about them

[midnight ocean]

why has your english knowledge all of a sudden degraded by 5 years

[frosty drum]

Hello chat!
It's me!
The Real SkillerzTheGamer!

[west path]

too much qud

i should turn it off

[midnight ocean]

holy shit yall are leeches

[west path]

i fixed it

it was 1 mistake

[midnight ocean]

how is this czechias fault

[frosty drum]

How did you not notice the last 3 times

[west path]

its not

but it would be worse with czechia

Racists and that combined would turn it into hell on earth

do not let czechoslovakia reunite

[hardy edge]

whos slovak again

[midnight ocean]

real

[west path]

especially not when the fucking Czechs try to pretend to be german 😭

[frosty drum]

Probably a country in africa

[silent smelt]

your mom is the size of africa

[hardy edge]

sounds like a US state

[silent smelt]

he called africa a us state 😱

[hardy edge]

state of slovak

[west path]

what i thought she was the size of Asia

[balmy epoch]

i hate new jersey

[hardy edge]

me too

and california

[west path]

can we turn the new england region of the U.S into one state PLEASE

[balmy epoch]

i hate south carolina too

[silent smelt]

https://tenor.com/view/van-poppy-i'm-poppy-that-poppy-bad-omens-gif-16878585190844367289

[west path]

nobody needs it to be separate

[west path]

what are your opinions on Georgia

[balmy epoch]

czechia is all beer addicted femboys

[balmy epoch]

which one

[silent smelt]

georgia deez nuts

[west path]

the Georgian one

[prime compass]

No

[balmy epoch]

i stand with abkhazia

[silent smelt]

mars is the greatest error that has ever occured in umw politics

[west path]

What do you think of their contributions to providing 1930s USSR a proper leader

[west path]

he has amaztings ego but cranked up to 500

his ass shouldnt have ever been given any influence 😭

[balmy epoch]

he’s why i left team 4 btw

you would have won if i stayed

[west path]

Mars was the most insufferable bastard ive ever met

can we all execute him

[midnight ocean]

false

[west path]

i would have not cared about winning

Tax evasion is my favorite past time

[elder arch]

Who tf is mars

Bro is my clone

[midnight ocean]

why do people hate on mars so much

[west path]

@midnight ocean you should build a tax haven next UMW and make people send funds to you to avoid taxation

[west path]

dms

[silent smelt]

igor matovic when he was the prime minister said,

[midnight ocean]

I am NOT playing the next UMW

[silent smelt]

and i quote

he called his

actually no ill quote it

"it is really a bummer that our minister of economy is an idiot"

in an interview 😭

[silent smelt]

this is how i felt after seeing mars 2 days into the umw

[balmy epoch]

based

[silent smelt]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NqiShwrucOQ&ab_channel=DosťboloMatoviča!

[silent smelt]

and igor matovic also said in the radio

[pine copper]

He was a wannabe dictator, jealous of me

[silent smelt]

"okay"

"robert fico, he does it cause hes scared of jail, okay he's stupid"

igor matovic was like the banam of slovakia

bro had no regards

[silent smelt]

no he actually said

its even more comedic

"so pellegrini does it, yeah its a bummer"

"so fico does it, whatever, hes scared of jail... stupid"

like my guy igor matovic is like banam playing 3000 bce mapwars

[west path]

wgar

why not

[silent smelt]

trynna hunt down animals or climba mountain

[west path]

also fair

[silent smelt]

@midnight ocean buddy do it

itll be finre

fine

[midnight ocean]

wdym why not I know its gonna be bad

[silent smelt]

i want to make a troll nation

[west path]

@midnight ocean give monke feedback if u had issues with UMW btw the event mods are looking for it

event mods

event crew

[west path]

Acnaq literally nobody does this

[silent smelt]

yeah because its so bad

[west path]

it is essentially routine for me to say this to anybody

[silent smelt]

noneone knows where to begin

[midnight ocean]

bro I AM event crew Ive written like 3 essays for monke already

[hollow garden]

can I send the video

[west path]

i am in denial

Acnaq would never be event crew

[hollow garden]

Insana

[midnight ocean]

if its the one where he talks about femboys no

[wild mason]

Acnaq you should host next UMW

[midnight ocean]

no

that would suck

[hollow garden]

no the one about politics and manipulation

[midnight ocean]

ah

[west path]

@hollow garden host

im addicted to klez mw

[silent smelt]

i can host

[west path]

i somehow have never gotten this outside of the cheated run

[west path]

i have ALWAYS crossed into brightsheol 😭

[silent smelt]

@west path whats the games name again

[west path]

idfk why you dont get the achievement

[silent smelt]

kingdom roleplay

[midnight ocean]

wait do I have this achievement 👽

[west path]

what

[west path]

have u ever done postgame

[hollow garden]

You've never heard of videos huh? How old are you? This is the real world dude. You're playing video simulator. Manipulation is the heart of the game.

[west path]

you get it for postgam

[hollow garden]

Wrong reply

[hollow garden]

Crusader Kings?

[west path]

what

👽

??

[silent smelt]

no

[midnight ocean]

you shouldnt have to you disable the field even in the lesser victory

[silent smelt]

the text game

[west path]

bro has me confused

[silent smelt]

where youre in a kingdom

as a king

[west path]

Warsim

[silent smelt]

bro stop capping

[west path]

?

[silent smelt]

yeah

you got it

[west path]

yeah

but for some reason u get it postgame

[midnight ocean]

bruh

[west path]

just cheat your way to it

which would be fair because the achievement conditions are stupid

[midnight ocean]

beat this though

[west path]

my ass is never getting this

[midnight ocean]

I got so lucky with that

[west path]

i dont have 5 million cloning draught lying around\

[west path]

how did you get that btw

[midnight ocean]

it wasnt even cloning draught

[west path]

was it moon stair random effect?

[midnight ocean]

no

[west path]

shade oil overdose?

[midnight ocean]

no

[west path]

wtf was it

👽

[silent smelt]

https://tenor.com/view/slovakia-femboy-national-flag-slovak-astolfo-gif-17442305686718118622

[west path]

temporal fugue?

[west path]

leaked

[west path]

@balmy epoch This is you btw

[midnight ocean]

to this day I still have no clue exactly but it was a proc gen ruin in the deep jungle and it was just filled with plants that cloned you when you walked over them idk what they even were

[west path]

Ahem

Wiki Dive

[midnight ocean]

thats why I love the deep jungle

you arent getting random bs like that anywhere else

[west path]

was it a root plant

[midnight ocean]

wdym

what is that

[pine copper]

This is literally you

That’s crazy

[west path]

faction of plants

yknow the things that are uhh

stuck onto the floor

[midnight ocean]

yeah the plants were definitely stuck onto the floor

[west path]

omfg

its like the same type as a lurking beth

[prime compass]

Hm

[midnight ocean]

but I dont think they were root plants

[prime compass]

Goodnight chat

[balmy epoch]

no

[west path]

they might have been modded

[midnight ocean]

they were not modded bruh

I do not use mods

I genuinely dont think whatever they were theyre even in the game anymore

Im happy I got that achievement to prove im not crazy

[west path]

They are not on the wiki

at all

[west path]

were they maybe not plants

what if they were...................

[midnight ocean]

I distinctly remember them being plants

[west path]

gulp what if they were

droids

[midnight ocean]

they werent clonelings

they were stationary things that cloned you when you walked over them

[west path]

the putus templar has fucking insane things

i reckon its one of theirs

[west path]

do u remember their appearance

and can u somewhat describe iy

[spring bison]

when are we deleting this channel

[pine copper]

We should split it into two channels, this channel gets too busy

[midnight ocean]

idk man it was kinda like a flower

I sound like im making this up but im not you saw the achievment

[west path]

@midnight ocean https://wiki.cavesofqud.com/wiki/Aloe_fugues

found it

[west path]

you stepped on an aloe fugue

pretty much has the same effect as like uhh

temporal fugue

[midnight ocean]

omg it was this

succulents are like the rarest faction in the game lmao

they barely have any members

[west path]

digging so deep that everyones getting dehydrated

i think this is gonna be my underground exploration hub

[midnight ocean]

does this game have caverns like df

[sullen pawn]

#697869208989597721 message

im hosting

in the aw server

[midnight ocean]

oh

[west path]

128 z levels

[midnight ocean]

is the aw server good yet

[west path]

actually its like 256 iirc

[west path]

They banned froh

[midnight ocean]

based

[west path]

and unbanned matty

[midnight ocean]

cringe

[west path]

i think they also banned hb might be wrong though

[midnight ocean]

fr?

[west path]

i think

the entire server is in protest rn i think

shits wild

@midnight ocean should i dig to z level 0

[sullen pawn]

lies

??

none of this happened 😭

[sullen pawn]

no it is not 😭

[west path]

idk vro im getting my info from oil

and like 95% schizophrenia since im fried

after school

[west path]

@midnight ocean this is the same guy whos vaping at 15 btw

[midnight ocean]

sure also in df you can miss caverns if you dig through the walls and dont branch out idk if this game has caverns but just saying

[west path]

it has caverns

[midnight ocean]

dude stop vaping your gonna turn stupid

[pine copper]

His poor lungs

[spring bison]

start smoking instead

[west path]

im at z level 59 😱

[midnight ocean]

smoking is just as bad if not worse but at least it doesnt look dumb

[west path]

smoking is way worse

like 10x worse

but

different areas impacted

[quick idol]

Me when i spread misinformation

[west path]

Vaping damages your uhhhhh heart i think more than lungs

[quick idol]

Garlic vapes? 👽

[west path]

smoking damages lungs

over heart

[west path]

yes

[midnight ocean]

tf

[quick idol]

how about we simply dont damage our organs

[quick idol]

and let them be healthy

[west path]

i have a screenshot if you dont believe me btw

[midnight ocean]

Oh I thought you were saying garlic flavor

Im stupid

yeah he vapes

[quick idol]

@sullen pawn why

[sullen pawn]

can yall quit this

[spring bison]

imagine vaping

ew

[midnight ocean]

vaping is bad bruh

[wraith quarry]

internet has been restored

[midnight ocean]

dont vape

[wraith quarry]

it's been so long

[west path]

us insulting you for it is gonna get you less addicted to it bro

if theres constant external influences telling you its bad then youre gonna lose the addiction more easily

legit

[wraith quarry]

did you miss me

[west path]

Yes.

Now host fish mw

rn

[wraith quarry]

no

[west path]

yes*

[spring bison]

quit vaping and start smoking instead

[pine copper]

🗣️

[spring bison]

vaping is for femboys

[midnight ocean]

opposite peer pressure

[west path]

🗣️

[midnight ocean]

exactly

[west path]

rea

[sullen pawn]

im not addicted yet

[west path]

then QUIT

before you do get hooked

?

as much as your friends might tell you vaping is not a normal thing

nor should it ever be something thats normal

it KILLS

[marsh lance]

get off that nicotine and go on FENTANYL

[west path]

oh my god

[marsh lance]

qevie please

i NEED it

i NEED opioids raiden...........

or whatever that meme goes

[spring bison]

vapes: 🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮❌❌❌❌
cigars: 👍👍👍👍🔥🔥🔥😎😎😎😎

[spring bison]

shut up

[hollow garden]

At least cigarettes are cool

vaping is just

[spring bison]

cigarettes and cigars are not the same thing

[hollow garden]

LeBron die

[spring bison]

they arent the same thing

[west path]

I disagree

play mgs4

[midnight ocean]

nicotine in general is mid

[spring bison]

use cocaine instead

[marsh lance]

I cant imagine it feels good at all

Burning hot smoke

Down your respitory tract

[turbid valley]

Who here trynna crash the economy

[spring bison]

me

[midnight ocean]

yeah I dont get it

[marsh lance]

Shit probably dont even taste good

[turbid valley]

You're not supposed to inhale cigar smoke 🤫

[marsh lance]

Literal tar

[turbid valley]

Duh.

[marsh lance]

Im speaking of cigarettes

[midnight ocean]

then wtf are you inhaling 👽

[turbid valley]

With cigars you don't inhale at all

Only into your mouth

Still tastes awful

[marsh lance]

Theres like a new type of cancer you get anywhere you smoke

[turbid valley]

Yeah

[marsh lance]

Mouth cancer: 😍😍😍

[turbid valley]

Your mouth still absorbs the nicotine

[marsh lance]

Gum*

[turbid valley]

Your mouth still absorbs the gum

[marsh lance]

I was responding to my last medsage

[marsh lance]

Chat this is me btw

[turbid valley]

Your mouth still absorbs the I was responding to my last message

[midnight ocean]

@turbid valley what about alcohol though

[marsh lance]

Ok trye

[turbid valley]

You're definitely not supposed to inhale alcohol

[marsh lance]

Still ass

[spring bison]

alcoholism is peak

[marsh lance]

Idk how anyone likes that dirty shit

[turbid valley]

Wdym by "dirty shit"

[spring bison]

always drive after drinking alcohol

[midnight ocean]

based

[turbid valley]

Alcohol really doesn't taste that bad compared to tobacco

[midnight ocean]

alcofol does suck though tobbacco is worse

[west path]

does this include slavic people

i need to fact check

[marsh lance]

Mfs will say “oh i dont drink [alcohol brand] it tastes like piss!”
Brother it ALL DOES

[west path]

inhaling alcohol sounds fun

[turbid valley]

Lie

Bro has never had an apple cider

Bro has never had anything other than dark beer

[marsh lance]

Apple cider is peak

Only good alcohol

To ever exist

[west path]

@midnight ocean i found some kind of underground water resevoir

[turbid valley]

Cherry beer:

Red wine:

[midnight ocean]

thats just beer

[turbid valley]

Literally

[marsh lance]

That sounds nasty asf

[turbid valley]

And not even all beer

[midnight ocean]

alcohol tastes bad in different ways

[marsh lance]

😭

[turbid valley]

Because you've never tried it

[turbid valley]

True

[marsh lance]

Im like a monk

[turbid valley]

Beer tastes bad because hopps is bitter in general, vodka tastes bad because its pretty much just alcohol

[midnight ocean]

this is truly the underground water resevoir of all time

[turbid valley]

Is this fortnite

[marsh lance]

Whatchall know about that disinfectant everclear

[midnight ocean]

vodka is funny though because its the only thing eastern europeans drink

[turbid valley]

Glug glug glug glug glug

[west path]

i was unaware of this even being a thing

[midnight ocean]

and they just drink a shit ton of it

[marsh lance]

@west path kill him

[west path]

Polish vodka tops all

btw

[midnight ocean]

lmao

[turbid valley]

Vodka is not good on its own ❌

[west path]

actual criminal

the Suomi would kill you for this

[turbid valley]

Lie

You add vodka to your favourite non-alcoholic drinks to get hammered

[marsh lance]

Actually.. i like sordish kebij more 😂😂😂😂😂

[west path]

what?

Who are you

a Martian?

[turbid valley]

Normal

[midnight ocean]

Matty is german dont challenge their alcohol tastes

[turbid valley]

If you're drinking vodka on its own you got another thing coming

[west path]

Dear God

@turbid valley Why are you allergic to wine?

[marsh lance]

Lowk i wanna try wine, but its still probably ass

[turbid valley]

I'm not

[west path]

Worlds greatest hangover

[marsh lance]

Alcohol is just booty to me

[turbid valley]

Sweet wine is good

[turbid valley]

Truth

[pine copper]

Are you even old enough

[west path]

why do germans drink so little wine is the real question

wine isnt even half bad

[turbid valley]

They do, especially where I'm from

[west path]

thats also why we drink it

[marsh lance]

The neon pink / blue bottles that are in the liquor section at a grocery market 🤑

[west path]

what area of germany are you from

[turbid valley]

South Germany has a ton of vineyards

[turbid valley]

Southwestern Germany

[west path]

sorry im only acquainted with east germany

because Kashubia got a lot from that

[spring bison]

wine:

[turbid valley]

The town I live in is literally surrounded by vineyards

[marsh lance]

BADEN SPOTTED

BADEN SPOTTED

[west path]

explains everything

[turbid valley]

I love Baden

[marsh lance]

Best mod

[west path]

southwestern germany has a lot of french alcohol culture in it from my assumptions hence why the wine obsession

[turbid valley]

Truth

[pine copper]

https://tenor.com/view/champagne-docg-valdobbiadene-prosecco-wine-gif-15641682

[marsh lance]

Man FUCK wurttemburg 🗣️

[turbid valley]

True

[west path]

youre literally from Indianopolis

[turbid valley]

Swabians go home 👎👎👎👎

[west path]

Indiana

[marsh lance]

Baden was also like.. hella rich back inna day

[west path]

Pat you are literally from Indiana

[marsh lance]

I have the indiana starter pack

[turbid valley]

Those are mixers btw

[west path]

your ancestors immigrated in the 1700s

[turbid valley]

Absolute shit

[midnight ocean]

isnt that like as close to france as you can get though of course they drink wine there

[west path]

your ass is no longer german

[turbid valley]

Mostly sugar

[west path]

WHAT

[turbid valley]

I do live like 10 mins from France but still

[west path]

the only things i see in my stores are beers, Vodka or tobacco right next to the alcohol

[turbid valley]

All of southern Germany has a big wine and grape industry

[west path]

we occassionally get wine but its not that common

i have not seen a mixer in my entire life

[turbid valley]

Be thankful

[west path]

and ive been to like

35 stores that sell alcohol

[marsh lance]

Qevie you need to save me, the horrible ameripoors have poisoned my superior euro blood with their awful microplastics, please save me

[west path]

a lot of them being grocery stores

[west path]

not once have i seen a mixer

[turbid valley]

Every aldi here had those shitty 3 euro mixers that are like a strong blue or pink colour and are 90% sugar with 5% alcohol content

[west path]

i do not give a shit

just immigrate to europe

[midnight ocean]

tf

[west path]

jesus christ its not that hard if youre gonna stan europe atleast move there

[marsh lance]

You said you dont want me here!

[west path]

Why are they forcefeeding you diabetes whilst getting you hammered

Recipe for vomiting

[marsh lance]

Did you actually believe that

[west path]

no

[turbid valley]

It's for 16 year olds who don't actually like alcohol and just wanna drink sweety sugar drinks while getting drunk

[west path]

you stan germany

[west path]

are they stupid and dont realize that their ass is gonna vomit in the morning 😭

[marsh lance]

Those 16 year olds will not live a day past 17

[turbid valley]

Went to a party like 3 months ago where we had 2 people laying blacked out on the street by 11 PM

[west path]

i havent had many alcoholic beverages in my life but i do still have a good portfolio of knowledge from my father, older siblings and mother and i have to tell you your ass will vomit after that kind of alcoholic beverage

[turbid valley]

((party started at 10 and ended at 4)

16 year old dumb af!

[west path]

you need a party to see that?

[frank latch]

am alive

[turbid valley]

Yeah, actually

[marsh lance]

https://tenor.com/view/cute-anime-girl-anime-heart-hearts-gif-12807321776366732537

[turbid valley]

Not many day drinkers here

[west path]

If you go to Mazovia youll find those guys just hanging out outside of convenience stores

midday

[marsh lance]

Im a day drinker

I love

[west path]

not mazovia

Mazuria

[turbid valley]

Ur 15 buddy shush it

[marsh lance]

Slamming alcoholic beverages

I drink ILLEGAL bootlegged liquor

[west path]

is being 13 adequate for discussing alcohol

[marsh lance]

Yall weak if you never had the dumpster alcohol

[west path]

we arent weak we just have standards 😇

[marsh lance]

16* + im trolling

[marsh lance]

Yeah LOSER standards

[turbid valley]

At 13 you should be discussing Ninjago

[west path]

dear god no

the great slavic countries would never do this

except maybe Ukraine but instead of Ninjago its JJBA because theyre obsessed with that shit

[marsh lance]

When i was 9 we would take the used syringes from my decaying american apartment block and brew whiskey in them with wheat flour and rain water

[west path]

povertycore

[spring bison]

least capping message in game room

[west path]

I made my first molotov when i was 2, your point?

[marsh lance]

This is the type of shit that north korea would make propaganda about america with

[west path]

@spring bison is this realistic

[turbid valley]

@midnight ocean what's wrong with bog?

[midnight ocean]

why is blud asking this in a public channel

[west path]

hes framing you

[turbid valley]

Am I supposed to ask on the GC he's currently ranting in

[marsh lance]

“Here you can see young school boys bootlegging vodka behind the burning oil barrel, this is obviously a consequence of their capitalism”

[short turret]

https://tenor.com/view/500-ciggarettes-gif-11805300176740010737

[west path]

See this is why every country should be a welfare state

[frosty drum]

@short turret hello
Make a mw Herr frfr

[marsh lance]

I did this in sordland and got fucking couped

[hollow garden]

@turbid valley matty

what are you doing here

[short turret]

https://tenor.com/view/benedict-cumberbatch-doctor-strange-dr-strange-butterfly-space-gif-24974706

[turbid valley]

Occupation

[hollow garden]

insane

[hollow garden]

can you please leave

we are good people

we would never break the rules

[west path]

🤥

[midnight ocean]

https://tenor.com/view/fr-lie-gif-9063740662564569899

[hollow garden]

Pat you and qevie why are you drinking you critters

[west path]

i have not had many alcoholic beverages

[hollow garden]

Unreal

[west path]

also im literally from poland

i can drink 5 million liters of vodka and not have a hangover

[marsh lance]

HIIII KLEZ

[midnight ocean]

sure buddy

[spring bison]

because you suck

[hollow garden]

heya pat

[marsh lance]

Truth..

[hollow garden]

You should keep it this way

[marsh lance]

How is yousing!

[hollow garden]

Alcohol is evil

[west path]

looking nicer by the second

[spring bison]

I had wine

[noble cedar]

German's on your border drive over just to get cheaper gas

[midnight ocean]

true

[fallen cipher]

Kleznam

Acnaq

[midnight ocean]

the muslims were cooking when they wrote that

[fallen cipher]

Alpha

[west path]

germany is fucked so i understand the reasoning

[hollow garden]

how was it

@fallen cipher fakher

[fallen cipher]

Allah ********************************************************************************************************************************************************

[hollow garden]

real

[fallen cipher]

Copy this message

[noble cedar]

We should make the EU into a country

[marsh lance]

We should nuke the eu

[rose cape]

no 😢

[midnight ocean]

what happened to their walkable cities

[noble cedar]

It would erase things like Germany and Switzerland

[hollow garden]

EU FEDERALISM

[spring bison]

a ton of wine

[noble cedar]

And then we could dominate the world

[spring bison]

over my lifespan

[noble cedar]

And go to space

[fallen cipher]

Germany is based

[noble cedar]

And then spread Europa across the universe

Rahhh

[midnight ocean]

true

[hollow garden]

Isn't wine like the only tasty alcohol drink

[rose cape]

you are barely from poland

[fallen cipher]

@noble cedar do you like germany

[rose cape]

you are basically prussian

[hollow garden]

real

[noble cedar]

Well I mean a large swaft of Germany is pretty aight, but no I kinda hate it tbh

[west path]

🤥

[frank latch]

Can't even use the hurricane as an excuse now

[west path]

🤥

[fallen cipher]

Yea Germany is based

[hollow garden]

Milton was all bark but no bite

[noble cedar]

How come?

[west path]

Poland deported all of the germans when we got control of this land

[hollow garden]

I mean his name is literally Milton

What did we expect

[fallen cipher]

It's Germany

[west path]

The germans were deported

[fallen cipher]

It's based

[hollow garden]

These eastern borders should return 😔✊

They are so beautiful

[frank latch]

Ehh...
We'll see what the damage in West Florida looks like when images and reports start surfacing

[marsh lance]

Prepare for qevie onslaught in 3, 2, 1

[fallen cipher]

I'm so fucking bored

[midnight ocean]

didnt it cause like billions of dollars of property damage and kill people

[marsh lance]

Bowsing! You made it!!

[fallen cipher]

WE NEED A MAP WAR

[frank latch]

was I not expected to?

[fallen cipher]

@wild mason hi blumi

[noble cedar]

Does include the occurrences between 1933 and 1945?

[spring bison]

Florida sinks

[marsh lance]

No im just glad

[fallen cipher]

Ehat

[hollow garden]

Oh 👽

[fallen cipher]

What

[hollow garden]

Isn't that the other one

Helene

[frank latch]

pretty regularly

[frosty drum]

Ww1 scenario for Aoh3 announced

[fallen cipher]

When did I mention anything about 1933-1945

[hollow garden]

You said Germany is based

[west path]

tha checkpoint

[hollow garden]

Which era fakher?

[frank latch]

AOH?

[fallen cipher]

Yea it is

[hollow garden]

Specify for us please

[midnight ocean]

tfym oh

[fallen cipher]

Germany

[frosty drum]

Age of History 3

[fallen cipher]

Germany is based

[noble cedar]

You said Germany is based, because it's Germany. Germany between 1933 and 1945 is also Germany.
So was that also based?

[hollow garden]

it's the other hurricane?

[frosty drum]

Current Germany Is

[hollow garden]

yippe

I wondered why there wasn't one

[fallen cipher]

No that was the

[hollow garden]

The what fakher?

can you tell us

[fallen cipher]

Nationalsozialistische Deutsche Arbeiterpartei

[noble cedar]

That is the elected party

[fallen cipher]

I said Germany

[hollow garden]

real

[noble cedar]

Not the nation

[frosty drum]

1618 Scenario for AOH3 also announced

[hollow garden]

The nation's actions are defined by the party though

[fallen cipher]

why are you trying to make me look like a fascist I don't understand

[noble cedar]

I don't. I just found your logic funny :P

Didn't want to paint a certain way

Sorry

[frosty drum]

This is me frfr

[spring bison]

why are you overexxagerating this

[fallen cipher]

Magnolia is also based btw

[hollow garden]

A thirty years war scenario seems interesting

[midnight ocean]

crazy

[frank latch]

white Skillerz feels more evil than black Skillerz

[spring bison]

wtf is magnolia

[fallen cipher]

It's magnolia

[hollow garden]

But u wonder how well it can be implemented

[fallen cipher]

wait what

[hollow garden]

anti racism?

[midnight ocean]

white skillerz is actually mature and of age

[fallen cipher]

Hold on

[hollow garden]

Ah yes magnolia my favourite nation in east asia

Border Ruccia

And Shina

[fallen cipher]

Look

[frosty drum]

https://tenor.com/view/evil-elmo-fire-on-die-gif-19148549

[hollow garden]

@spring bison when are you hosting 1984 mw

[noble cedar]

Idk funny

[fallen cipher]

In darija it's called magnolia

Idc

Fuck you I'm right

[hollow garden]

Funny language

[hollow garden]

Needs to be fixed

[fallen cipher]

@spring bison @hollow garden fuck you

[spring bison]

idk

[spring bison]

what

[hollow garden]

He is weird

Ignore him

[marsh lance]

The most based germany was the one that came right before the hre

[fallen cipher]

I'm so

[hollow garden]

(he is writing fuck you)

[fallen cipher]

I'm so fucking stupid

[frosty drum]

476 scenario also announced

[hollow garden]

Finally you realised

(why are you saying this)

[spring bison]

the title is clickbait

[fallen cipher]

Yea I'm kinda slow

[frosty drum]

It's literally announced

[spring bison]

vote

[spring bison]

I dont mean that

the scenario title

genius

[hollow garden]

I'm worried that the game won't be able to model all these eras

[frosty drum]

Oh they could
Maybe

[fallow lark]

https://tenor.com/view/sailor-mercury-sailor-moon-popcorn-eating-gif-5461708

[hollow garden]

anyways goodbye fellows I will play suzerain

[frank latch]

@wild mason did you survive?

[hollow garden]

Is wolf botting this gif

[fallow lark]

What does that even mean

[midnight ocean]

are you the next cubic

[fallen cipher]

September 6 1991

[fallow lark]

What

[fallow lark]

Translate?

[fallen cipher]

Kill cubic

[fallow lark]

Who's cubic

[midnight ocean]

do you not remember cubic

[fallen cipher]

Are you the next annoying member

[midnight ocean]

he was active here

[wild mason]

what

[fallow lark]

I don't remember much

[frank latch]

nvm

[vital latch]

how was cubic botting again

[spring bison]

what playthrough

[vital latch]

was he like auto message sending

[spring bison]

if you play reformist again im killing you

[fallow lark]

Figured I was already annoying tbh

[vital latch]

or was he using ai

[spring bison]

go fascist

[vital latch]

was cubic a ai